GLaDOS voice generator
This tool lets you type in some text, and the server will generate a GLaDOS-like reading of the text.
Who/what is GLaDOS? The main antagonist in Portal, a video game by Valve. See the Portal Wiki article on GLaDOS for more information.
Neurotoxin would be very useful right now..” (Download)
You are so smart that snails should be worried of you outsmarting them.” (Download)
The quantum tunnel will open in three... two... one...” (Download)
hello, come to get the cake” (Download)
Why is this happening?” (Download)
Please stand clear of the doors or else, Goodbye.” (Download)
Beunos Dias, Mandy” (Download)
why do i exist” (Download)
Glados is you , not me” (Download)
Intrusion detected! Silent alarm has been activated. Neurotoxin will be dispatched shortly.” (Download)
kiwis”
You're all gay”
They're like dual-processor machines, if one processor was tasked with being incredibly smart and the other had a propensity to, say, set things on fire.”
Suck a wee wee”
do you wish to enasiahte manual override?”
We will shortly be arriving at: Stepford Central. Due to renovations in and around Transport for Sterford, Platform 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 is unavaliable”
ya hochu kakat”
Adds”
Threat identified. This is a fixed point in the timeline. In layman’s terms, changing events from this point will-”
burito like a tree”