GLaDOS voice generator
This tool lets you type in some text, and the server will generate a GLaDOS-like reading of the text.
Who/what is GLaDOS? The main antagonist in Portal, a video game by Valve. See the Portal Wiki article on GLaDOS for more information.
Neurotoxin would be very useful right now..” (Download)
You are so smart that snails should be worried of you outsmarting them.” (Download)
The quantum tunnel will open in three... two... one...” (Download)
hello, come to get the cake” (Download)
Why is this happening?” (Download)
Please stand clear of the doors or else, Goodbye.” (Download)
Beunos Dias, Mandy” (Download)
why do i exist” (Download)
Glados is you , not me” (Download)
Intrusion detected! Silent alarm has been activated. Neurotoxin will be dispatched shortly.” (Download)
Did you slap me with that arm?”
it doesnt fit in my ass wheatley”
You. Yes, you! Come over here. You will die in a fire in 3... 2... 1...”
cats have proven to be more efficient in their behaviour when adapting to their surroundings.”
felines have proved most successful with swift adaption to their surroundings, increasing their physical skill effectively.”
Kipp's digital eyes remained in their wide oval form, blinking intermittently in a rhythmic pattern that mirrored the rapid fluctuations of his thoughts. He could feel the tension in the air, a palpable weight that pressed upon him, making each moment fee”
Hello again, today we are going to discuss the Minecore eleven metro and sub-urban system. First of all, what are all those weird words you've just heard?" *Metro clip* "The metro system is this piece of pure madness blocking off rivers”
ok then, just don't keep screaming in your weird new voice”
first of all j why were you screaming? and what happened to your voice”
first of all j why were you screaming? and what hasppened to your voice”