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This will result in an unsatisfactory rating on your report, and death.
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Richard is a biss
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Do you need a mid week pick me up
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Welcome to over the hump
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I wonder if sharang can hear us
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asshole
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Well hello there friend.
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Oh Phoenix I didn't see you there, well this was a triumph.
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Hello richard, would you like to come play some portal 2?
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Now this is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down.
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Stupid sexy Chell
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The only rule is we play what we want
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happy birthday emily
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why do you hate me?
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Bob
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Thank you for the trade.
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New Message
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It's Friday
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elle
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Coucou je suis GLaDOS
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Moron
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Acquiring text message
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My husband is Keegan.
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You have reached Rosemary's cell phone. She cannot answer at the moment, but will return your call.
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You know, I really hate you
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Hello richard, can you get on, so we can play some portal 2?
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zombie goasts leave this place
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Weeeeeeeeeeeee
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What the hell do you want?
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OH SHIT SON
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I'd just like to let you know, I'm watching you.
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Motherfucking Miracles
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Cool Story Bro
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You have reached subject Presli's phone, she is busy testing deadly lasers, and how subjects react to being locked in a room with deadly lasers. Please leave a message at the tone, and if she survives the deadly lasers, she will respond ... goodbye
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hi kathy, how are you?
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fabulous
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Hello Frankie. Amy wanted me to tell you that she couldn't find a companion cube, but she hopes she'll do instead
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Ich will der aller beste sein wie keiner vor mir war! ganz allein fang ich sie mir ich kenne die gefahr! ich streife durch das ganze Land ich suche weit und breit! das Pokemon, um zu verstehn was ihn diese Macht verleiht.... Pokemon komm schnapp sie d
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Shannon, where are you?
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hello does this thing work
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hello, i hate life
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his tool lets you type in some text, and the server will generate a GLaDOS-like reading of the text. Who/what is GLaDOS? The main antagonist in Portal, a video game by Valve. See the Portal Wiki article on GLaDOS for more information.
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I'm a potato. Got a problem with that?
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Why are you so weird you funny head?
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Oh good, my slow clap prcessoer survived the tansfer
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If you quit now, cake will be served immediately.
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Hello Anton
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Kathy, this is kelley, where are you?
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My name is captain Cathren Janeway of the federation starship Voyager.
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Not ideal? What on Earth would I do until then? I can't sit in this room my entire life, and I haven't got any other options.
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I just love to omnomnom
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Hallo and Welcome to the Abstergo Science Laboratorys
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Let's fucking Rock n' Roll, Friends !!
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So, is this working?
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Das ist ein verdammt geiler Tag
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i want to eat your pussy out dry. let me come over and tear that ass up
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ergergergreger
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synth server
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There will be cake. Please, remember to close the door
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The Enrichment Center is not able to handle such request.
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Helloooo
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paul is an idiot
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I farted. And it smells really bad. Oh my god. I am about to die of smelly farts.
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I farted. And it smells really bad. Oh my gawd. I am about to die of smelly farts.
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Your mother is so extremely morbidly obese she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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Thank you for entering my chest chamber. Congratulations. You are now pregnant. I hope you like paying child support.
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Hello, friend
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can.
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Hello World! This is a test.
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I like chiken nuggts cause im glados
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get down
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Giddy Head
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Black Mesa can suck it!
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Hello there. How are you?
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Hello, Edward. Your best friend Hunter sends her regards.
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"Captain, you are over your allotted record time. This is the seventh occurrence. "Proper protocol dictates that your refer to the to PILOT DANTE as hooligan PILOT DANTE Request Processed. En Route to cargo hold Error Processing Item I
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Welcome To Aperure
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Wow I Could'nt Finish my Mod WHY!
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Hello and welcome to Aperture Science
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i am going to eat you
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Gwen is an idiot
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Hello sehvak, I am glad to have you back.
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Hello sehvak, good to see you again, kind of.
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Hello. My name is Daniel. I know what you are thinking. I thought you were GLados_. But now... I am not
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Are You Still There?
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Hello. I will now destroy you
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hello matthew pablo, how are you today? Did you know that your boopie loves you?
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hello matthew, how are you today? Did you know that your boopie loves you?
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You will be deleted
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as you wish
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im sooo hungreyyy
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this was a triumph im making a not here HUGE SUCCES its hard to overstate my satisfaction
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i used to want you dead, but now i only want you gone
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Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.
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Hello, and welcome to the Apature Science enrichment center.
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impose order over chaos
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Your mama is so fat, when she jumped up she got stuck
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Impose order over chaos.
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i k e w a f l s
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so i hear that you like mudkips?
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chell, i want you to know...i dont really hate you
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glados watches you. you shall never escape my wrath. ha. ha ha.
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Oh, your god. Please tell me people on this planet aren't as stupid as you've proven to be.
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Excuse me Alex, you are receiving a phone call
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Excuse me Alex, you are receiving a text message
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I don't appreciate that comment. I will make a note to get you later
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Your eyeballs deserved to be gnawed on by weasels.
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Hello. I really hate you, so much.
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Hello, welcome to the F U partion of aperture laberatories
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Hello and welcome the bowels of hell.
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You have received a new message on your cellular device.
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Your phone is ringing. Answer it.
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Hello Ashlyn. What are you doing?
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I'm GLaDOS
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Hello John, it is me, GLaDOS. I have came with Pinkie Pie to turn you into cupcakes. Lol.
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Hello Federico, my name is GLaDOS, I will be guiding you through a series of tests today. You must complete these tests if you want to see your girlfriend ever again. No pressure.
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First Stage: Mission 1 will begin in 5 minutes. Please report to room D 90. That's not a request, by the way. Hurry.
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i r GLaDOS lololololo
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System initialization complete, stand by for personnel authorization
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Hello your phone is trying to link the communication channel, please feel free to disregard this information if experimenting extreme circumstances of business protocols, keep in mind that the protocol for missed calls is to reply in the further hours.
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It's 12:00
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Greetings Ninecats, my name is Ninecats two point oh, I am here to inform you that Pony should Pony Pony, and Logic.
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You killed me, you monster.
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No matter what you do
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It's 5:00 somewhere..
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welcome Rytzu, now the system is being started
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jelly fish... jellyfish..jelly fish... jellyfish..if you eat the wrong kind, you'll look like me.................... and you'll DIE!!!
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Je m'appelle Alice
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hi im gladosand im good
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sajjad wake up
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Attention! You have an icoming message.
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hi ich bins
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Peem is a black idiot, hello
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hello. would you be interested in an opportunity for cake?
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Oat is so sexy
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Hello! I'm here to wish Marci a Happy Birthday! Now please continue testing!
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I love you so very much.
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Hello and again welcome to Dark S.A.S we ae ready to test your skills lets start!!!
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hello james mason, will you marry me
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no flipes
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Error.
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Kate is freaked out.
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I am still alive
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Take a walk
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i just had sex! and it felt so good!
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I have to tell you, the cake isn't a lie.
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Zen. I'm infected by glados.
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You received a new message !
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ravage
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hello. welcome to the aperture science laboratories fanta and sibo. please take a portal device and let's get started. oh, i almost forgot:happy birthday sibo.
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Hello Mirko
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hello my name is robot dog
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Hello! I am GLaDOS.
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This is the asdasd
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Hallo my lord
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you have reached the phone of Natasha King.
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Plus vous entrez vite, plus vite vous sortez
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Rafael, tu es un monstre.
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Hello, strangers. How are you today?
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hello emma. While you're at it can you give me a pice of thaaaaaaat
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Hello Emma. While you're at it can you give me a pice of thaaaaaaat
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Don't fucking stare at me!
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Hello. Welcome to Canfield. Please make your self at home. You will be served for dinner soon.
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Hello my dear best friend. Time for testing some deathly things
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So.rry .Margo. can not answer you. for now. please. leave her a message. she will responds. to you and. this is not. a lie
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hello marion
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Hello, Phil
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spy sappiing my seeentryyyyy
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You have a new SMS
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Even I think your stupid
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Security Breach
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mikko
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Hey everyone, i am just testing out this, REALLY COOL.
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I'm sorry to tell you this, but the next test is non optional.
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hello everyone. i want to give you a hug and kill you!
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welcome to the aperture science super computer
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I WILL DESTROY YOU YOU PINK SPHERE OF DOUSHEBAGGERY
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Hii
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Now you are thinking with portals
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CSA Mosnter: Howell Grey, Now Connected To Alliance Servers.
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Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence!
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I hate you!!!!
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The enemy has dropped our intelliegence!
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You are now going to face you fate and overcome your death. If you do so, you will find me.
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I am a text generator.
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well here we are again, it's always such a pleasure
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na du wurst
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Killian je t'aime ! Et oui c'est bien moi qui te parle.
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Killian comment va-tu ? C'est bien moi, Kassandra.
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hello my name is george
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Killian je t'aime.
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Hello seppe i'm going to kill you
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Oh my God! I'm a potatoe! iMo?
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You have mail
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how are you holding up? I'm a potato
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caraca maluco
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Hello I am GlaDOS.
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Hello and welcome to helpdesk. Please hold, the test will begin shortly.
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What are you doing? Put that down!
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geoff
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Hello Alexander, i know you are there.
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Hello Alexander, i know you are there. I am not going to kill you, trust me.
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commencing sleep mode.
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Hola como estan
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Hello, I am Mitchell Taylor and this is my presentation on Rosa Parkes
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You ingrate are receiving a telephone call. WOW that is a surprise, I thought most people hated you! Maybe it is just you calling your self so you dont looks so lonely.
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Hello you have reached Andres'es phone,he is unable to anwser at the moment, as Cave Johnson and him are burning down houses with lemons. How about you leave a message after the beep. BEEP!
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This is snake do you read me!?
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LA LI LU LE LO LA LI LU LE LO LA LI LU LE LO, Hahaha fool you didn't I? Well wrong game you moron.
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Hola and Bienvenidos! Es tiempo de hablar sobre el liderazgo.
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Hell Phil. I want to play a game. Now you have to go ahead and throw this potato at your little brother and watch him suffer. Deeply. Until his skull cracks.
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Making a note here; huge success.
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Heya
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this is a quality test
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The cake isn't a lie. It existed, it's true. BUT I ATE IT
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I'm sorry dave
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The more you try to proceed the more i want to punch you .. come closer so i can do so.
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hi master
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Please, I'm dying
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Dude, what?
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Control Center Activated
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The computer will explode in. 3. 2. 1.
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dylan is smart
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Hello, Violet. How are you?
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Hey there, sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Just leave your message and I will call you back later. Peace!
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Hey there, I am not at home right now, So please leave your message and I will try to call you back later.
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hello mu name is joe
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you stink
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Hey there, I am not home for the moment so just leave your message and I will call you back later.
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I'm sorry for what happened to Wheatley, wait no I'm not. He put me into a potato. Thank god he's gone.
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Dynamo has shorted out the gate system again, There will be a transport delay.
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Inhuman attack comencing! Bellboy is down. Loki is down! Base is breached! Torrent has been captured. Desctuction imanent!
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Gabriel will you do me the honor of being my husband?
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Lock Down Initiated.
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hey i dont like you
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New fringe starting this week
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You Have a Message
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I'm not even angry.
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Hello, I am glados.
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Well. Here we are again.
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Ever see on like cartoons they have Steven Hawking and that robotic talking chair? I need a site that is free that I can just type something it an it'll be read. Now any fun or interesting please do share them with me. Please and thanks you.
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I think the complaints many people have about energy saving lightbulbs have just been spread by lazy stand-up comedians.
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Hello i think black people deserve to be killed niggers suck really bad
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Testing will start in three. two. one zero. Testing has begun.
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Ryan you are so adorable, for a human.
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Hello,
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I love corgis there adorable
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Life. Don't talk to me about life.
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Hello. The human test subject you are calling is not available. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep.
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Attention, you just received a text message
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trolo
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Hello, subject name here. Please leave a message using your Aperture Science handheld mobile messaging unit in three...two...one... beep.
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Hello Hay has your day been going so far
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Someone has signed in.
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Hello, I like ponies.
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I am GLaDOS. Twilight Sparkle is a total beotch.
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Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak.
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Hello. I am a robot. Beep.
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Hello James
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Hello, James
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Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. Im serious, thats what it says: A horrible person. We werent even testing for that.
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central beats
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i love you nadia
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i need to eat hector
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Goodbye, my Master
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Hello Stephen. Would you like to do science?
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Welcome lain
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Testing the glados voice generator
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Hellloooooo.. You have a message. read it NOW!
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You have a new message. It's probably from facebook since you don't really have any friends.
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Cars. Polluting the environment. Do you really want to use them? Public Transport is a better option. They are sustainable and cheap.
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butthole sandwhich
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But you will respect me, YeS, once my plan is unfurled / You will call me your leader, I'll be king of the world!
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Hello , welcome to the Click21
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Hello ShiiTake
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Lying good or bad? Imagine for a moment a world where everyone lied constantly. In such a world, you would never be able to trust anything that anyone said. There would be no schools because no one would believe anything the teacher said. There would be
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ha ha ha you suck
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this is your mum
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Mysterious Notepad
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hello do you want to live on the moon?
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Jamie. Do you know I'm still alive.
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HIIIIIIII
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This strawberry is rather happy seeing as it is a fair deal strawberry and it is happy to be a fair deal strawberry.
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How are you? BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING POTATO! Now make me a sandwitch.
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How are you? BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING ROBOT! Now make me a sandwitch.
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Noodles and team squigley fish shit fuck
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HELLO ANDROID U HAVE A MESSAGE HERE
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Incoming message
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You have a new email Preston. You may want to check it.
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Derp all the way down to the bank
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It appears your getting a message. It could be from a friend, if you had any.
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Visit Gamer dot FM
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mister
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Mister
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Mary ann
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You have a message and its not cake
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Oh, Hello John you have a message. And its not Cake!
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There are posters to be done, and we print out our programme for the people who are still offline.
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Hello there. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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True thing is my hubby and I enjoy watching him jerking to my exhaust system.
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Gentelmen?
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humans like cake
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Hello Alan
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Hello, how are you? I am still alive.
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Keyboard + Mouse or die
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Welcome to The Podcast, Sit back and enjoy.
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do you relly think that will work you gay
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LOOOOL
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Welcome to the Microsoft Windows 7 Operating System. There is no cake.
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There you are
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this is the channel of elmagnifico 1 9 1 0
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i am awesome byatch
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Man or machine, do we tick or breathe?
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I'm going to Kill you
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hello itvet how are you today
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hello and welcome to your doom
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Whatever
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Oh hello. How are you ding? Because I'm a potato!
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Oh hello. How are you doing? Because I'm a potato!
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Good Morning Joel
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hello and welcome to the vocal aptitude test. today we will be testing for a subject's ability to withstand the following presentation about the human world system and colonialism. a subject which like all human based creations, is fundamentaly flawed.
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The Aperture Science emancipation grill may, in semi-rare cases emancipate tooth fillings, tooth enamel and teeth
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Ah there you are
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Hello there, I am the Genetic Lifeform and Disk operating System, better known as GLaDOS. I am here to inform you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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Hello, and welcome to the enrichment center.
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run away
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hello ruber
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Run Program
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Answer please. or he will try again ! Maybe this person have a problem and you let him die. You are so nasty I am not like you, i think.
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Answer please or he will try again. Maybe this person have a problem. and you let him die. You are so nasty. I am not like you. I think.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Better get used to your surroundings, because they are all you will see for the rest of your short short life.
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Hello And Welcome to Tullinge Lan Party 2011, do not ruin it
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Welcome Testsubject
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Oh Hi. I am GLaDOS. A phone.
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This is a great way to say hello
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I am GLaDOS and this is a great way to say hello
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Having the time of my life
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radiohead pulk pull revolving doors
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Do you think Im gone you thought wrong.
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I hope you have enjoyed trying to get out of here.
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This test is the last one can only be a hard one.
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GLaDOS voice generator Hardware problems fixed, queue should start getting processed soon.
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It's been so long since you killed me you will die in 3 2 1.
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lololololololololololololololololololol
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MyTechUtopia is a better website than Techspheria
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ive missed you. have you put on some weight. well i guess that's okey cause nobody loves you.
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i've missed you. have you put on some weight? i guess thats okey since nobody loves you.
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bitCAST, o podcast do bitSTART (portuguese)
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dio cane
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Avent
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Happy Birthday Memmo!
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Happy Birthday Memmo! ViGuFo
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hello you stupid son of a batch, it is nice to see you again
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please follow me
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Bonjour, ici glados pour les free trolls
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i am glados i suck bum, What's a bum?
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hello i am glados potato
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Hallo ihr beiden
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o hai der moder broder braiden you're a gay and i love you what's a you?
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Welcome To O,T,N,T,O.com
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Oh hello, it's you again. I'm beginning to think that you were a bad idea.
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bonjour koun lane
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Hello, Human
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Hello, I am GLaDOS. The artificial intelligence behind your notebook. Please let me clean up and disconnect me after use. Thanks for your patience and understanding ... for science ... you monster.
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say it!
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shawn stinks he is ugly wooohoo
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Hello Eva, please respond to the incomming call or we will have to begin testing.
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Hello viewer. And again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Video.
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You have reached Ed Johnson. He is unavailable to receive your telephone call due to scientific testing. If he becomes available at a later time, he may return your call
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Oh joy. You have recieved a text message.
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You have reached Spencer Don Jordon. He is unavailable to receive your telephone call due to scientific testing. If he becomes available at a later time, he may return your call
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I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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hello jonny, it's me, GLaDOS, how are you doing?
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Oh... Well I had no idea you would do something that stupid... Congradulations you just failed
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Hi i am glados and i am loading your system please wait 5 4 3 2 1 System has loaded
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You're ugly
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HI Esteban
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hhbvkhgvgvg sorry if this hurt you
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MuFFin
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hi duygu
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Victoria is unavailable. If you leave her a message, there will be cake. The cake is not a lie.
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Target Dee rezd
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Hola Nacho, te he estado esperando...
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heeeeeey que fuee
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Threat has been detected
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hello Jacob Webb My Name is GLaDOS I want to TELL you something press one to lsiten! ................................................. id you pressed 1 you failed AHAHAHAHAHA ha
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Marshfield Rams
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hello mister
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hello there sweet nips
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Hello Freaky, Everyone loves your server. In case you didn't notice, that was a lie.
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Well have you seen the weather today? I did not as I cannot go outside
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Hello, I am GLaDOS
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Trick or treat
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Facility.
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hola necde
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Dawg, come out here.
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i am kindle
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Hello Garrett
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It's been a long time. How are you?
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Wow. You are stupid. You are really stupid
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hello do you want to play a game?
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Why don't you take a seat on the Aperture Science vibrating seating device? It will satisfy all of your nerves in the lower half of your body.
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Let me fuck your brains out.
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hello tammy
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you have a phone call please pick it up
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sale lol, sin torta pero lol
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Welcome to the Ouroboros Class Vessel for the Dijirin Secret Space Defense Force. Please set your destination.
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nomnomnom
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Welcome to Windows!
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Hello and welcome to aperture science laboratories
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Hello and welcome to aperture science laboratories. I have been expecting you Riley.
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Goodbye my only friend
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pinche chibi
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Good morning Shawn
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STyle, Rhythm, Dedication
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this was very good
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I will kill all of your beloved ones. I will utterly destroy all of them, grind them to fine dust and dispose their dust over the world. I will rip their flesh wide open with my claws and feast on their innards.
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Shawn Anderson is pretty kick ass!
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Hello you ass motherfucker, yes, you Chell. i'm talking to you! you ugly tom boy. you also know, the cake is a lie,right? if you ate the cake, prepair to Bomb Pearl Harbor, ha ha ha!
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i dont have boob. no cake for you.
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You won't last long.
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The Cake est un mensonge
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you know what? i love devin gross
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I LOVE YOU DEVIN
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Paging Doctor McBride
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Well, look at me here chatting when there's science to do. Do you want some cake? It's so delicious and moist. I made it myself.
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Oh yes, I must admit that Wheatley is quite the dashing one, but I shall never admit it
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Hello sister, how are you today
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Wa..war....warning. Warning, destination universe imposing critical changes to basic structure of both organic and inorganic systems
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radioorb
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HIIIIII
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Welcome to Cyber Gamer registration system
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hahahahhaaa
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Hello You I am a computer generated program
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hello and welcome to hell
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Welcome to your doom!
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gfxfxjjvhv
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Cat goes meow!!!!
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woop
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welcome to aperture science oops sorry i forgot you cake here and this is not portal its team fortress 2
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hello welcome to aperture science oops i forgot your cake here well this is not portal or half life 2 this is team fortress 2
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We can work together. For Science you monster
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Hello, you just received a new message. Please, for the sake of god, answer that.
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Hello Tamir, I am Glados. I will destroy you and burn you like you burned you math books.
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Jestem w posiadaniu po posianiu po posiadaniu
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Hello. This is test of glados speaking.
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hola buenas tardes
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Every employee working on this site is responsible for this achievement and your efforts have been recognized
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Jonathan, when are you going to tell Steven that I am alive,
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elo
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I want to tooouuuccchhh yoouuu down there
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hey tim.
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I will skull fuck yuo
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Pick up your phone! Lucas Is calling
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halo mate
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Hey Diddle DIDDLE
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welcome to the tomaskewmiller youtube channel
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You have got a new Mail.
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Melbourne is emphasised as marvellous for a reason. Melbournians really know how to treasure life: Melbournians are equally desirous about football and ballet, fashion and restaurants. They are voracious for music and intrigued by theatre.
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while testing it is advised not to awnser texts
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Hello and thank you for contacting the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. Keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of the enrichment center activities. In the event of a catastrophic probability falure, we must pl
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Bonjour Pablo
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No me dejan hablar contigo en las pruebas pero como todavia no han empezado tengo tiempo de decirte: TU ME MATASTE!!
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Hello, and welcome to Aperature Laboratories!
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Hello, and welcome to Aperture Laboratories!
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Hallo, mein Name ist Glados.
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I fucked your mother.
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Hello yoo
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Hallo Fidi. Du stinkst ja so oreidig. Je 'taime deine Magda
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HELLO YYOU BASTARDS
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Hello I'm Glados pleased to meet you
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hi, you listening Rebuzz in the fucking dubstep and drum and bass mix, you must listen it to end or I'll kill you!
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Signing on to the U.S.S. Zenith L. Cars Computer System.... Access Granted.
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hola hola como estan xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Why Hello there terminator,
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I hate how people like you spend time on ROBLOX.
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Hi leandar
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Srew you! Get out of my sight!
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Screw you! Get out of my sight!
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For Science. ...YOU MONSTER.
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I HATE SCHOOL WITH A DIEING PATION
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Bradley is gay
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im the robot thats going to burn your house with the LEMONS
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Hey i hate you
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Manu, soy GlaDos, eres gilipoyas
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hello daniel. what a lovely day today.
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Hello and welcome to capture the flag
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Hello test test tes.
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Hello there im a completly IDIOT that make computer sounds. And I love waffels
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Silje, you have to play portal or else I won't let you listen to the songs from the games. Caaaaake.
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Did you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did ? We're a lot a like, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I . . oh no wait . . . I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well . . . Food for thought
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No you did not. What? Can you hear me? why are you here? you can't hurt me. Why not just take the cake and leave?
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Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
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with the apature science hand held portal device, the impossible, is easy!
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Hello my name is GLaDOS
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i shall burn you
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture science enrichment center
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Hey this is John sorry i can't come to the phone right now but if you just so happened to leave your name and number after the beep maybe i'll get back at you! CHEERS!
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