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elisse
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drive 200 feet and turn left
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adfkjhdjkagbrbrb
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Yes, just sit there. Like you have nothing better to do
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Yes, just sit there. Like you have nothing better to do.
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Press the red shiny button to begin
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Hello. And welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center. Oh look, it's your great friend, Deadly neuro-toxin release.
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only five minutes
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It flew off. Good. For him.
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Hello and welcome to eat my bass
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ok, let's start with history. Many wonder where golf is really not, it is called regular golf comes from Scotland but it says that golf is not even invented in the British countries, but in the 19th and 20 century there has been imported. But to say exact
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allalalallalallalal
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I want you to love me hot and sweaty
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Photo album initializing, please wait
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Greetings. This is a classified analog voice-node. Identify yourself and your business fully, and if relevant, further communication will ensue. There might even be cake.
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are you done pooping?
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What To do Now?
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testing the voice synthisyser
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hello , what is your problem man u will die and die whenever u w<ont die u will die !
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Idiot, du doofnuss!
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Hello Strangers
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Mreow I'm GLaDOS
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Hello, my friend. How are you?
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Eu acho q achei a voz da glados
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Fracassado
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hello serena
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Its been a looong time, how have you been?
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Qvieo ist fantastic
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Ce mai faci
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THE CAKE IS A FUCKING LIE!
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Hello, my name is SAM and I'll be the most dangerous dog that you'll see in your whole life
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Hello, test subjet, this mix contains
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Rebooting Aperture Science GLaDOS prototype
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hot
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tyler in the house
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You suck!
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do you come in peace?
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You've been acting awful tough lately
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I hae was expecting you
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS.
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Click To Update. Loading. Click To Start. You Have Failed to succeed. Please Subscribe to LickableElbows
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ShadowHack Initialized
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Hello Miles, I hope you are having fun at college.
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Welcome to McJohnsons, how can we help you help us all?
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Paging Mr Johnson, Mr CEO Johnson.
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Thank you for making the Correct Party Submission Position Decision!
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Oh Joy, You have recieved a text message
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I hate to say this, but you got a message. Let me get that for you.
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Hello, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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Hello,Karlo...Welcome back to Apeture science!
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Hey, Rock
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Hey, Rock. It's me glados
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that's not how you use that you monster
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I will rip out your heart and destroy your soul, that is because I am the god and I kill mankind.
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Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death
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Congratulations, you have AIDS
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You are recieving a telephone call.
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You are starting Rubikuino now... Your specimen have been verified now we are ready to begin the test! Goo.. Bad luck sorry was i mean?
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Hello to the intelligence test... the harware is initializating... processing software... Rubikuino started... we have proccessed your specimen we are ready to begin the test
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Jello there
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bonjour killian comment va tu
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Hello,Yimur
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Hello and welcome to my application for Portal 2
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Heeellllo?
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"Hello Gentleman. I've journeyed here in order to take your lives."
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What are you doing? stop it chell stop aaaaaaaa
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Hello i mikolaj and
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Just testing it.
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Hrllo
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hello jonny. I have that you will try to be good today.
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um, hi. you. are. awesome.
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Umm, hi! You are awesome and that's...all I have to say on this message. Ok! Let's...just don't ever talk about this exchange ever again except for the fact that you're awesome and that sometime I told you that.
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And I hope to God all those messages I deleted I actually deleted and this is the only one you'll get and the rest of them.
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DON'T EXIST! Because I didn't record them 'cause I'm not a crazy person! Shit. Ok, ummm...yeah, ok.
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I'm going to try to delete this one and then I'm going to rerecord something awesome where I'm not such a fucking spaz. Ok, alright.
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Please take your companion cube to the appropriate location.
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I like potato
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I like potato.It smells like flowers.
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DeRonte and Looney is the best science of portal 2
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Hello there are you ready for some tests?
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment center.
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hi matthew
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Welcome to Wolf World vids Im Rose the new face so injoy the video Wolf Makes
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Please Use Your Earphone Now
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you are a good boy
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A C D C zombie
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I am GLaDOS you ass hole i hate you please die
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Your Aperture Science Handheld Mobile Communication Device is receiving a telephone call. Please pick up or you shall receive an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death.
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Congratulations! You've survived the first test. Go you. It's not like it was difficult. Succeeding on that test is like succeeding in a first grade math exam. But go you, you deserve it.
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fuck you guys
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Alert, it is your sister on the line, Should I take this call for you or divert it to voicemail?Verywell I will divert this to voicemail for you.
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You Fail at life forever. Goodbye.
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People don't want to know the truth. They want to be kept stupid. That's why we are superior to them.
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Hi baby your really cute
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bcvhnf jhytjy
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You are not my mommy
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a i u e o ka ki ku ke ko sa shi su se so ta chi tsu te to
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Welcome back... it's been along time, has'nt it?
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Hello James. Please. Feel free. to eat.
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Hello. I am Grant.
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justin likes boys
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Helo Chell. I'm just talking yo uou now just to know you're a f a g g o t
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Oh, It's you.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
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It is to late, Blake has given me AI back. I will be seeing you soon Nate.
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Shut Up Brandon
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HEY DOM HOW ARE YOU
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Do Not use the microwave and toaster oven at the same time. it will throw earth out of orbit and we'll plummet into the sun
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Welcome, I have been expecting you
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welcome to the aperature science center. you fail. badonkadonk
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Access, granted.
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hello jamie how are you
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pick up the phone, could be the companion cube
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Welcome to aperture science
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Now I only want you gone...
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Why, why must you stay on the Xbox? Huh? You would know.
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i need to take a dump
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Eliseo, please stop... that is inappropriate.
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hi nookie
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Hello Ike welcome to appeture science
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Fucking shit govno vodka
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Welcome back, how was your day?
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You came to this site just to hear my voice?
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lololololol omg guess what i am glados and i am the gayiest machine in the world
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Hello, Camila. Welcome to the Aperture Science enrichement center.
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You have now arrived at the voice mail belonging to Angela. Leaving a message at the tone is obligatory. Failure to do so will result in an unsatisfactory score on your test report, followed by death. Goodbye.
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Hello again. The Test Chamber is different than the others, You have to use the skills to complete it. Anyway, Good luck!
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Oh Wait. I almost forgot about exit door, wait. I've got idea.
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Great! You made it! but and for a long time to wonder why people can not pass this chamber.
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But now, you are no longer needed me, now seriously. Goodby
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Do not do this, Come Back to crusher!
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hello, welcome to apeture science
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your presence has been detected and your image has been upload to the gardee who are now on their way
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your presence has been detected by cctv. your image has been upload to the police who are now on their way
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Hu
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Hello. I'm a potato.
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Hello Bruno, how are you?
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I hate you.
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This is GlaDOS speaking
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Viffy noob
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Good afternoon Kelly Von Grimm I'm getting the system ready
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Hello and welcome to Area 71. This is our bomb testing center.
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Hello Alex
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i was just sitting here wandering how you got so stupid
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eyes
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Hallo met Sven Lap Tester bij Your Test Professionals, ik kan U telefoonoproep nu niet beantwoorden. Laat een boodschap achter en ik bel u terug
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one two three dance with me
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this is a preview of the speech display
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Greetings as were put by you have passed game
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Pleasure
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Helle Again
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i'll be back
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maximize windows
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Hola! Bienvenido al centro de Aperture Science, Soy glados loca
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hello jojo
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hello alex. Do you like Portal two? Please show me love
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Hello Alex my name is glados. i love portal 2 too
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hi alex
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space!
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portal 3 where the story ends movie
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hi jojo
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holly molly
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Sooooo, you like to sing don't you?
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my little portal sciece is magic
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welkm to the egmerjse sins insinrater
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Hello and welcome Hey aren't you the kid who decided to start playing minecraft instead of portal? well screw you!
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Hello Aidan. Are you ready to test?
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I DONT IOVE YOU!
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Welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center
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You cannot esaaaaaape!
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Let's talk video games, with Bruno-Pierre!
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Hello, my name is ryan hygiyoki
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Hello Sandro. I am GLAD to inroduce you my new PINGAS. ololo you are scewed.. SCREW GRAVITY! I'm IN SPACE!
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Bonjour welcome bienvenudo
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Welcome Beloved Test Subjects to Aperture Science's Mutant Enrichment Center. Escape is Impossible.
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Please get on your knees
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Hello and wellcome to another aperture science enrichtment activity.
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Eat your dinner little people
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Paulo Silvestre
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Steelers
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My name is spyzer twenty nine and I love skrillex
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I am Glados, and I like to touch potato fecking birds.
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ycy<c<
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Server online
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hi, my name is what, my name is who, my name is slim shady
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Chode
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lokie
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hello you crazy mute lunatic. shall we begin testing?
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Hey Golden
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I will kill you before we have cake
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character
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hello my name is lol
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merhaba berkcan
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russian wolf hound
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I see you dexter
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I hate you. You moron Wheatley
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hello, can you start the generator please? you see... if you do that, than I may kill you.
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For Science. You monster
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Prussia, the cake is a lie.
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Intruder located in sector 7 all fire teams move to engage
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Why me?
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Hello Chris, I've got a surprise for you...
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How to be a Marching Band Star
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Hey you over there
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I am going to love you
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Hola! Bienvenido al centro de Aperture Science cede EGPP
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hello oliver, i hate you
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The battle towers look so cool duck
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Go fuck yourself!
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Hello You Should Start Testing
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You Should Try The Cake.It's So Delicious And Moist.
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Remember the first time we met? That was graite
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Hello my name is glados , and I am very happy to have my friend to call martin
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How do you make a man pregnant?
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Stick a dead baby up his ass!
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SPAAAAACE
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There are many things untold
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This is the sound of the future. It's music, it's made by robots. Sexy robots, so sexy
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It has been long time since we met. I had a wonderful time without you. You did not have a good time spending your life without me, do you? But I am willing to forgive. Just be my tiny puppet again. There is some science to do...
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Delaney you are gay
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Let's forget our troubles. For science. You monster.
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Initiating the Aperture Science Voice Telecommunications Notification System.
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I am GLaDOS, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. I have been programmed to accompany you. And ask you a question. I suppose it would be important to mention that part.
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My programmer, Josh, would like to take you on a date. I have not been equipped with the proper protocol to communicate a response to him, so you should probably contact him. Just saying.
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hello and i hope you like this new handheld portal device!
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Salute
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this ending will be tragic.
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Wait april
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neal is gay and ben is cool because we make videos together
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Greeting. This. Number. Will. No Longer. Be. Available. Shortly. The. New. Number. Will. Be. 5. 0. 9. 8. 5. 0. 0. 0. 0. 5. One. More. Time. . 0. 9. 8. 5. 0. 0. 0. 0. 5. Please. Leave. A message. If. You Wish. Have. A. Nice. Day
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Greeting. This. Number. Will. No Longer. Be. Available. Shortly. The. New. Number. Will. Be. 5. 0. 9. 8. 5. 0. 0. 0. 0. 5. One. More. Time. 5. 0. 9. 8. 5. 0. 0. 0. 0. 5. Please. Leave. A message. If. You Wish. Have. A. Nice. Day
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.
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Happy Birthday
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You have dialed a telephone, perhaps in hopes of speaking to Ryan. Unfortunately, in this case you have failed. If you leave a message I might feel like passing it along to him. It depends on my mood really so I'd understand if you didn't bother trying.
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The person you have dialed is not available to receive your call. You may leave a voice message or just hang up now. You probably dialed the wrong number anyways. You are, only human after all.
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hello... bryston.
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djkhdfuigsd
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just go
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Incoming call
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yia shiao
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Indie rock is the worst music genre ever. What do you think about change your tastes?
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Well here we are again
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Well here we are again, It's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Of how we laughed and laughed, except I wasnt laughing. Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
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Hi my name is detective anderson with the fremont police department and you are currently under investigation forfraudulent activity we have multiple reports for fraud and are currently in the process of pressing charges we have been requested not to pres
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Hi aram haw are you you must going to me
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You must going to aperture laboratories
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Attention client, your connection has been neutralised
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i like apple pie
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Attention black mesa research facility staff. Do not Panic. We have a system down.
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This is what GLaDOS Sounds like when she talks.
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Hello and welcome to the Stereoscopic eye enhancement test video. The team at the Stereoscopic laboratories would firstly like to thank you for volunteering in this project.
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I woching tv.
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Hello, this is nothing but a test.
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Hello. My name is glados. I see you have accessed the servers IP address directly. What are you trying to do exactly?
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Intrepid crossing
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Hello and you for calling phenix personal computers and services inc.
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Adam why don't you just play Portal two?
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enhancing the truth
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hello haywood
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come to the dark side. We have MINECRAFT
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Bonjour baptiste
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Bonjour Martin
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Oh wow Fraser. You sure fail at life. You monster!
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Oh wow Fraser. You sure fail at life. You monster! Swampy, awayyyyyyy!
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You should stop playing with yourself Marlon
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Message received. Make sure to check your inbox. GlaD to help.
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i kill you
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I babe
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Hello, and again, welcome to Michael's cellular voice mail box. Please leave our message subsequent to the high pitched tone known as a beep. Thank you.
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Hello and again, welcome to Michael's cellular voice mailbox. Please leave a short message subsequent to the tone. If you complete this test, you will be awarded with cake.i
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Hello There
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Hello, you monster.
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Hi, pick your phone, you have a call
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Hello Subject Name Jake Finkel. I've been waiting for this moment. We are now ready to begin testing
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Hello Subject Jake Finkel. I've been waiting for this moment for a long time. i hope you are ready to begin testing. Commencing test in three, Two,One
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hello how are you today? im feeling pretty good despite my damaged core
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This is Aida Server. Welcome. Leave a message or die slowly, because the pain is a lie.
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hello this is testing!
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Hello, and welcome again.
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your fat
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about
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hi and welcome to the
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The tarantula, Time for the massive come sing ya Blood tarantula don't play with my style I might sting ya Blood tarantula you want me inject me bacteria And if ya body going stiff and your spine going numb Now come fi get some...
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To fix you up something here right now!
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Shooter, hitter, serial killer Go to your funeral and all drink out your liquor When you are bury we a-stand next to the vicar Fling on some dirt and make your bury a little quicker Shouldn't test the youth them in the Tommy Hilfiger
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Shouldn't test the youth them in the Tommy Hilfiger Hug up ya mama, say sorry to ya poppa All-a get number for ya little sister It true we cold like Alaska, freezer
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hello. how are you?
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Simon you are gay
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Hello, I am glados. You are receiving a telephone call. For the convenience of the ones around you, please acknowledge it. Failure to receive this call in time will result in an unsatisfactory on your test report, followed by death.
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This person might be dying a painful death and you aren't picking it up. How rude.
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je fais mes devoirs
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Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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Robertmojang
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That is not a very expensive car you have. At least it is economic. You'll probably run out of gas in 5 minutes.
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Lisianpeia, do you know that ten percent of people reading fan fiction die before finishing it? I thought you wanted to know.
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Crappy!
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haha this is very funny i like it
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I've been working with one of Gordon's friends...
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bienvenue , je suis la voix de glados, merci et a biento
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Flaming ears of yoda
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Access denied
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Hello eleonore how are you today and you sybille?
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you are so dumb. you are really dumb
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Hello Steffan. Welcome the the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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Hello, welcome to the aperture center of science. we must inform you to leave all objects outside for safty reasons. we also urge you to read the 600 copy book on aperture science to figure out how to do test
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This Was A Triumph I'm Making A Note Here: HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
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You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are Still Alive I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me.
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The Cake was a lie
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Welcome back Mr IQ.
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Ethan, I am GLaDOS and I would like to put you in some tests. Let's see how you do. Maybe as good As Chell.
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Hello, And thank you for activating the M 8 O 8 V Main battle Tank, you may call me GLaDOS
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Hello.And welcome to aperture science my name is glados an self inteligence computer my IQ is 6028148point23 by the way I LIKE POTATOS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello? Hello? Are you still alive? Well I hope you are because we have more testing to do.
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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, hi
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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
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The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang!
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Since the dawn of man is really not that long, As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
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The bipeds stood up straight, The dinosaurs all met their fate, They tried to leap but they were late and they all died. They froze their asses off.
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The oceans and pangea, See ya wouldn't wanna be ya, Set in motion by the same big bang!
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It all started with the big BANG!
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It's expanding ever outward but one day. It will cause the stars to go the other way, Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
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Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology. It all started with the big bang! It all started with the big BANG!
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Hello and Welcome to the Cleveland sector of aperture science
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Well here we are again, its always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed, except i wasn't. Under the surcomstances I've been shockingly nice. You want your freedom? Take it. Thats what im counting on.
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Well here we are again its always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed, except i wasnt laughing. Under these sircumstanses i've been shockingly nice
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Hello, you will experience the most chaotic and destructive act of all time, please sit down and let the test begin, thanks for your attention.
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What do you call Jess having sexual intercourse with Ryan Cooper... Chode in the hole
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS. I do not like Wheatley.
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Hello, and Welcome
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
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Well, here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember when you put us through this pain?
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But it makes sense to cry over every mistake. You just keep on crying till you get some more cake. And the Science fails one. And you make no neat gun. For the people who are not alive.
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How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
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Oh good. Its you again Jack
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Ashlie, do not antagonize the protagonist. You will not get cake.
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Ashlie, do not antagonize the protagonist. You will not get cake. Really.
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Net Node 5 2 1 6. Since you lack digital communications, you may now speak, after which you may be terminated without further notice.
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You are gay
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We can put our differences aside now for science
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Love
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