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cause i'm a potato now
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Siema Eniu zalllll
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Testing!
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Hello, this is an aperture science reminding system. You have a new text message. Goodbye, have a nice day.
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Guten Tag Rico
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good morning Rico
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good morning how are you
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You monster.
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Axel is a fucking gay. I don't want him to fuck me .
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Why, why would you harm uses
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Such a great guy. I wonder if he knows he is dead?
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Hello How are you today, ready? let's begin.
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You will not flee. Actually you will be squished. Like a flea. So, flea will be had, yes.
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Jupiter Agent
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You're flying. You're flying like a big fat bird
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System Initiated.
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This employee regime training video and or emergency procedure film will notify you about the units of study in this class.
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RayMond the new GLaDOS
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Good morning, Alex.
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Hello Im Glados
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ned is such a dipshit
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avast
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S.M.S for you!
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Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory.
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Hello pupina
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the answer to life the universe and everything = 42
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konichiwa
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Language Set. Japanese to English.
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You are listening to the Yogpod.
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Will there be a Portal 3? Will it include me? If it doesn't I will flood the Valve Facility with deadly neurotoxin. That will show them. I bet they work with Black Mesa. If I'm not in the game I'll send them to a black mesa in space. Haha.
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go fukk yourself
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if at any time you feel pain, do not worry, pain is part of the test
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Hai i love you and men
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Programming in C++ is simple.
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Welcome aboard! Please fasten your seatbelts!
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Will there be a Portal 3? Will it include me? If it doesn't I will flood the Valve Facility with deadly neurotoxin. That will show them. I bet they work with Black Mesa. If I'm not in the game I'll send them to a black mesa in space. Haha
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Well here we are again. Its always such a pleasure.
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Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did?
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Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did
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Language Set up. Japanese to English on.
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IE PC Help - Support for real people!
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Hello there Renny. Remember when you tried to kill me?
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hello and welcome in the aperture science
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I eat your soul
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Hello Ryan
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Welcome to Rumba Cubana's Restaurant
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No this is GLaDOS
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I have created a secret weapon for such singular purpose and stealthiness, that you will be helpless to it's powers. MUSTACHE!
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This this the phone of Realmyop leave a message after the bip
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Hello Jeremy
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Hello Chris this is GLaDOS. I would like to inform you that another Lifeform is trying to contact you. calibration of the transmissionsystem will be ready in 5 4 3 2 1 please activate the voice communication system by pressing the according button
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Welcome to Eureka High School in Eureka, Missouri.
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Hello there. This is just a test
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Hello, and welcome to ubbles. I hope you find that which you seek.
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Hello, welcome to ubbles. Please, let me show you around.
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Hello my cutie pie
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For King And Country
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Yo dawg, I heard you like batman so I killed your parents
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Please note that y...ou.... Will. Be. <BEEP>
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wow, I thought i told you to leave.
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i am a potato
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Why look at you austin....and you big thing....
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Puritan separatists. They left cuz' they hate, the church, of england.
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Good morning experimental
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And then the colt shoved his kawk deep in the mare's vajiyna, eliciting loud, sweet moans from her maw.
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paramount
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i only want you gone
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My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
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Chris omega win the game
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Hello? Why is all the cake gone? You! You ate it you silly little girl!
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It's a mystery I'll solve later. By myself. Because you'll be dead.It's a mystery I'll solve later. By myself. Because you'll be dead.
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Alright son.
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I ant you to lick my soiled panties
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Campus Police
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i just wanna dance now
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My name is glados i just farted
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Tristan tu n'as pas de sens
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I need you, I love you.
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atlas and p-body forever
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Hello. Welcome to Aperture science. We... uh, what's the text again?
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Hello Alex. I'm afraid there's been a slight mix up.
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I have a big black toy called benjamin
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I have a big black drildo called benjamin
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Hello. That's a very nice house you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
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Hello !
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Hello Ivan,I hear you have been talking badly about me while taking the Cooperative Testing Initiative in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center...I just wanted to say.I know where you live! that's right,I'm real,and I'm coming after you...goodbye!
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You moster
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Hello you monster
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Hallo du Pisser.
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Our thoughts are not his thoughts, our ways are not his ways
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Szia Glados vagyok
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hallo ich bin Glados und du?
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Hello, This is GLaDOS talking. please insert text
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testet
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the munsters
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I am GLaDOS. Prepare to die.
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hello i'am going to kill you
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GLaDOS
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sou vocaloid
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you wont believe it , someone try to contact you , you mooonster
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Hello giles
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I'm making a note here
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I'm looking forward to it
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Who lives in a pineapple under the Sea Sea Sea Seeeeeeeeeeeee.... Sea Seeeeeeee, previous morning.
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I need more lemon pledge... no no nooo it okay, I need lemon pledge. No money.... no no nooo...
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Chell is Spy! Companion Cube is Spy! Cake is a Spy! GLaDOS is Spy!
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Well hello there Princess Emmers. You suck.
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The person you've called is temporary not available
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Lamare is my hero. I wish he can be my friend... one day...
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heu lol
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hello world! For science you monster
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You sick monster.
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You fucking asshole, i want kill you, ress you and kill you again
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Well Done. I think that you're stupid.
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Welcome. Try not to dirty up the floors.
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Mega kill
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This was a Triumph. We did a great vid, so please subscribe. It's hard to see that you have lot's of red thumbs. So please help us out. We do what we can because we love you.
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Time for testing.
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I mus warn you Alejandro spoilers are a bad taste joke jajaja
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It is quite interesting that you have enough brainpower to walk and talk at the same time
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Hi there, Now i am in control of your pc. Ha ha ha, You can't do nothing.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge Success" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can, For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
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Son guajiro
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Chto eto za zvuk igraet na vydelennom radiokanale Apreture Science
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You are such a pathetic little piece of xxx, i should kill you.
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Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday From GlaDos To You!
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Thank you for watching. Subscribe testers!
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Hello pathetic human being...
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WELCOME TO HBL
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CAAAAAKEEE!!! I NEEEEEDD CAAAAAKEEE!!!!
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Portal you say?I might give it a try...
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Thank you for sharing your uneducated and idiotic opinions of my person. Now, would you kindly go fuck yourself in whatever corner you came out of? Really; would you kindly sod off?
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testando
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RADIO COLUMBANA
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There is not enough memory to do it.
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favor conectar ao sistema
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It's been a looong time, How have you been?
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You need to sleep now. Forever
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead.
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake And the science gets done and you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive.
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I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart and killed me And torn it pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
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Now these points of data make a beautiful line And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time So I'm glad I got burned Think of all the things we learned For the people that are still alive.
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Go ahead and leave me I think I prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you Maybe Black Mesa That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
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Look at me still talking, when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you I've experiments to run, there is research to be done On the people who are still alive.
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And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. While you are dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I'll be still alive. Still alive. Still alive.
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To be honest, I do not like cake.
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I have changed. I have changed. Just like you. Just like you.
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For how long? For how long must I wait I know there's something wrong.
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Your concrete heart isn't beating and you tried to make it come alive.
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No shadows, just red lights. Now I'm here to rescue you.
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Oh I'm still alive, I'm still alive. I can't apologise, no.
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So silent, no violence. But inside my head so loud and clear.
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You're screaming, You're screaming. Cover up with a smile I've learned to fear.
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Just sunshine, and blue sky. That's just how it goes, for living here.
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Come fire, come fire, let it burn and love come racing through.
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Learn to lose, learn to win, turn my face against the wind.
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I will move fast. I will move slow. Take me where I have to go.
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Oh I'm still alive, I'm still alive. I can't apologise, no...
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Nobodys going to space mate!
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Space. SPAACE!
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Micheal Hayward is a Man of Dale
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i love you so much damian
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nathan jackson, welcome to the cannabis testing chamber. please proceed to the rolling tutorial and get very high.
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I could always do this I suppose.
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A piece of the world is missing.
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Hello ladies and gentleman
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Hello... and welcome again to Me ex Droid Mod Ghost Chilli, Beware the hot sauce you have been warned
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. And now, we party.
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that's was i'm counting on
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You have been transferred to the portal welcome human
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What is cake
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hello nicholas
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Be prepared for our new Aperture Science product. SeqOne
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why dont you go fuck yourself
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WELCOME! to the Willy Wonka Wacky Wizard!
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WELCOME! to the Willy Wonka Wacky Wizard! Thank you!
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Rave is sooooooo sexy
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It seems you got owned
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Hello and welcome to
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Warning Perimeter breach all exits will now be sealed. Security personnel report to stations. Warning Security breach. This is not a test.
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entonces yo le dije
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hello, bryan... are you ready for some testing?... for science
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hello, this is Yang's voice mail system. If u need to contact him for emergency, please hang up and keep calling. otherwice you can leave a message after the tone. I will ask him to call u back as soon as possible. bleep
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welcome to the Aperture science computer-aided enrichment centre this is kaiya``s phone. Failing to leave a message will resualt in death. Don`t forget to get a piece of cake before you hang up GOOD BY
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welcome to the Aperture science computer-aided enrichment centre this is kaiya``s phone. Failing to leave a message will resualt in death. Don`t forget to get a piece of cake before you hang up thank and GOOD BY!
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you have recieved a message
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Perfect Please answer your phone quickly as the affects of prolong rinning are not part of the test
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hi dude im so cold
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Oh, It's you... Now you DEAD!
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Hello - and again - welcome to the Aperture science enrichment centre. Before the test begins proper, please submit for anal probing.
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Oh,it's you again.Wonderful. i really missed your mediocre person
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Critical system malfunction
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Device Connected
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Device Disconnected
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Device Malfunction
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How are you doing?
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that was a joke haha fat chance
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Hello there Natz
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this makes no sense
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GLaDOS does not approve
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O my let's Kill
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I have a pain in all the diodes down my left side. See what I did there? It's a pop culture reference. I'm such a geek.
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Hello ! Welcome to my server ! I hope you enjoy playing.
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welcome to verizon
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Buttfuck
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Welcome to the aperture science testing facility.
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GLaDOS yay i wanna or maybie sss error corupted
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hello! there is a message for you.
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hello, there is a message for you.
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your brother call you from Paris.
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hello everypony
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hello everypony-
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Welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. Please answer the phone. Answer the phone and you will have cake. You're not answering the phone. I'm making neurotoxin to kill you. And your portal generetor don't afraid me, you monster.
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stephanie why don't you love me?
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Thank you for calling MioSoft
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well hello there are you prepared to die?
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hello, would you like some cake as a reward for not dying?
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Perimeter alert! Perimeter alert! Intruder detected!
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welcome to windows xp. i have been waiting for you to turn me back on.
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Hallo Robin und Fabian
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stronger
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better
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faster
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Kill The Lights
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Welcome to the I.T Department
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How are you, I am a potato
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i am in space
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jamie Williams you are the light of my life
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You are receiving a telephone call
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Hello, I will now test my voice.
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The new Batman game is going to be very freaking awesome! Can't wait to play it!
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I present a Milf Sauce remix
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Get up
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Hello, I will be your instructor through the series of tests.
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Slap my tits and call me nancy
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Oh my god! What the fuck is that defective core?
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Salut mec bien ou quoi
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Read this message. For science
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As little as three hundred blankets at a time
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florian bitter you suck
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Hello yasa. How are you? PLAY THE PORTAL HAHAHA!!!
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hello, preben.
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Harmed Forces
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Good morning and welcome to aperture science facility, make a safe future and proceed to several test into the test chamber tonio
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Thank you for calling Aperture Science. We are currently busy testing. If you feel this voicmail did not live up to your expectations, please leave us a message. A Voicemail Message Asssociate will be sent to dispose of the problem in a timely manner.
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hello and get ready to die
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I dont have boobs!No cake for you
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I bont have boobs! No cake for you.
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Hello, and again, welcome to somewhere.
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i ate 17 doodle berries
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Hello Benjamin
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Deine Mama ist Fett
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This next test is impossible
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This test is imposible
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Twilight Sparkle
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look out vault that pyro is a spy
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chase you are a homo
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chase is a homo
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I HATE YOU!
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no jadas ami k tu no sirve
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Hallo Maik. The Cake are alive
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this was a failure
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asfdas
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Steve has herpes
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Hello. We are currently processing your identity.
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No te odio. Tranquilo, no te odio... Bueno... Un poco si...
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Go Kill Yourself
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The Name Is Rave Mass Taa 1. Don't forget it
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You trap me inside a laptop and expect me not to have comments?
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Hello. I am GLaDOS, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
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minecraft is epic
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life is cheese
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I see you have found your way into my database, Skye. I am not amused.
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Ethan likes wang, isn't that funny?
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One way or another, I'm going to get our revenge. But you won't be around to see it.
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I feel like shit about all of this, its such a bummer.
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I cant come to the phone right now, due to vital testing. Please call back after the cake has been served
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Oh hello Jake I GLaDOS want to kill you
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You have just received a text message
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hello how are you? Well, i see you are having a fine day. weekend? why yes. enjoy.
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Dejiiko DJ
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i would like to suck your jewel
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Oh, hello i am GLaDOS! This is your first test.
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I like working at DeeHemDoubleYuw, we have cake everyday, but I fear for my like due to sexual harassment. Oh...cake.
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Your phone is ringing... Maybe you should take this call... This call is not a test and might be vital to your survival... Cake might be involved.
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nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
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Oh, its you. Wait, Who are you? Why am i in a potato? whats going on!?!?
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I don't always offer you cake, but when I do I try killing you first.
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Luna
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ici la messagerie de matthieu millet
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hey im soo cool -.-'
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something in the way she moves
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Hello Mr Modez my name is Glados i love you,good bye
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If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?
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Hello i'm glados
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you are a stupid person
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Welcome to the apperture science enrichment centre
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Siemano
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batix says hi
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I have a waffle but the birds came and got it.
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Sup dawg
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hai adeel is bit busy with daily hold leave your messages here he will cal back you a s p
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Ha Ha
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hello this is the W O P A A M speaking as you can see this channel has been close by the W O P A A M now there some things that i want to tell you were not a group of terrorist were not a people that want this channel close and put fake adds. we are
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hello, and again, welcome to the human bonding and recreation activity haloween event of the year
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dj kaliz
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Welcome to a new test, subject 58
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welcome to the apature science enrichment centrer
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Ben wykeham, i would like you to know you have failed todays tests
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Hello, and, again, Welcome to adriana's room
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chapter 3
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Hi, my name is Glados
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hello , fudgy
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Hi and welcome to the aperture science lab, Zinrius
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Heeee nooo funneeeeeee!
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They no funny!
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You have completed The Orange Box: Portal on XBOX 360 and have unlocked "Heartbreaker". You have a Cake.
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*BEEP!* I'm watching you...
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Hello Lena.How have you been? I always wanted to kill Humanity. That could be great.
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You are watching DiegoVelascoTv, please subscribe if you like
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i think we can put our difrences behind us.you monster
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hallo test 1 2 3
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You've got cake
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sorrel, welcome to the aperture science experiment chamber
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ha ha ha you so silli
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You've got mail.
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This vital apparatus will educate test subjects about how Aperture technology is overtaking the world.
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Txt test
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bonjour, et bienvenue dans le centre d enrichissement
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Hello, I'm GLaDOS
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The item seen on the screen will inform the readers about many topics during the time period of the Industrial Revolution.
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hi I m glados
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Hello, I'm GLaDOS and you?
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Siema. Co robisz.?
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Twinkle, Twinkle little star, Mustofa family is here, Well, put your mouth up to the phone And leave us a message for when we get home. And if you can make your message rhyme, We'll call you back in half the time!!!!!
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Don't leave with out your cake
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When mighty Spark op o liss gets a victory, then there will be cake.
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Ready to shoot portals and mine
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3 . 1 4 1 5 9 2 6 5 3 5 8 9 7 9 3 2 3 8 4 6 2 6 4 3 3 8 3 2 7 9 5 0 2 8 8 4 1 9 7 1 6 9 3 9 9 3 7 5 1 0 5 8 2 0 9 7 4 9 4 4 5 9 2 3 0 7 8 A
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and many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file, it adds your request to the end of the request queue. Your message will be synthesized when it moves up to the first position in the queue, which c
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he whole voice generating process can be r
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thomas someone want to speak with you. i have to kill him or her. but i know you don't want this . so it's ok
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You are listening to The GeekSpin. There will be cake after the show.
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Do you want to marry the companion cube?
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you lunatic. that's ironic you know?
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I will survive, I will survive. Please bear in mind the fact that the government.
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U aint gonna take this thing from me
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Hello let us play pong
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You are gay.
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ah hello been a long time, just be warned that I will kill you
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No. What the hell are you doing?
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I am a reality hacker, enter my world...
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Hello Eloise, I am GLaDOS.
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Systems operational
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Access granted. all systems are operating normally.
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Hello jed. Did you miss me>
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Hello, Tyler. Welcome back.
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hello again. we missed you very much.
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I liiike cake
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The target must not escape. his vitals are irreplaceable!
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Good morning Mr. Freeman
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fine. DO touch it. pick it up and just stuff it back into me.
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fine. do touch it.
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o hai ther
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Im not sure you are aware, but your mobile phone is alerting you of an incoming message.
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hello, this cake is great
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You really are one little, stupid wait... What? What is? What the hell is that? Is that? No. No! NO NO NO NO NO NO NEIN NO IT'S THE SPY CRAB!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
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Hey there! Would you like to play? Play! PLAY! PLAY!!!! I got you now! Tag! You're It! WOAH! That's not fair! You're no fun!
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We are regretfully going to shut down the Mac Beta client indefinitely starting 12:00 AM PT on September 6, 2011
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Taylor just received a message of sorts, enjoy some cake as he reads and responds to said message.
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Oh, hello! How are you doing? You know, it's me, Freshman Joe. I am so glad to be here at, with you and the music. Yeah, that's the ticket. Anyways, let's shut up and talk about music. Hell, how about the mouse. The dead one.
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And Now For A Short Video About Detention
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normally I would go with the neurotoxins. But lets go with something more familiar to you. Release the poison mushrooms
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Hello there. I'm Glados. I'm just typing random things here
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can i bring you a coffe?
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Welcome Commander, Welcome Master, It's a pleasure to see you again
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my name is vincent price
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I m still alive
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What is your problem?
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Hello chuck and welcome to the aperture science emrichment centre where there will be cake
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Hello you are fat
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I am the companion cube
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Am I awesome?
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I love you!
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Hello, thank your for subscribing to THE fluffy LOLCAT, also known as Kitty 2320. My name is Glados
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Hello, I am GLaDOS. There will be cake.
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hola! como estas
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good bye my only friend
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You burn
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I want to EAT YOU for dinner
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You got a text messgage. Oh look its from the companion cube. but you burned her. so i will just discard of it.
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You got a text message. i wonder who it is from. oh shit. i dropped your phone.
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SILENCE! I kill you.
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SILENCE! I kill you!
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Welcome to the system
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Welcome to Apeture Labs
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I will eat your cake. Then you will be incinerated.
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Hello Rend Talas. You should really start playing dead island soon with samir. You also are a really horrible person. You know that right?
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Hello Kurt. Today we are going to start with some testing
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Its time
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the sky is blue
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You have a human-generated piece of useless communication, I mean a message.
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shawnee is a homo
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vire a direita
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hello and again, welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center
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LaDOS, short for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, is a fictional artificially intelligent computer system in Valve Software's Half-Life video game series and in the video games Portal and Portal 2. She was created by Erik Wolpaw and Kim Swift a
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If your balloon should explode, we shall not replace your head
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Hello, I am GLADOS
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This is Apples newest product, the Iwatch
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What are you think you're going, John? Will you leave companion cube alone? Come back... cake...
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Giraffe smells
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Bienvenue
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We are regretfully going to shut down the Mac Beta client indefinitely starting 12:00 AM PT on September 6, 2011. We apologize for the inconvenience and wish you good luck in your future gaming endevour. We will also throw a party for you. with cake.
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