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hello this is GLaDOS and i would appreciate it if you would subscribe to epicJIOB and Foxx988,also calli wants me to say HA HA HA....goodbye
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gladius is my idol
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the movie titanic is the greatest movie ever made. not.
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Attention, you have an incoming message.
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well hi, it's a pleasure to meet you, my name is watcher and my owner it's not available right now, would you like to get screamed about you annoying him from me? i will be happy to concur.
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Welcome to Apeture science
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Vas privetstvuet Dos
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User has entered!
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Stop touching yourself at night.
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Hello, I am not Glados
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hej hej
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oh.......it's you......how are you today?......i was just sitting here with Matt and Dan......and you seem like you want to kill them..........I like you
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Hello
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Morde es #1 huehuehue
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Welcome to a roleplaying server. You need to be on a hardcore character to play.
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I want to fuck your brains out. Right now.
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Hello, Welcome to your death!
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Hello anton. I am glados.
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I love you
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Lol, I suck.
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you smell
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hello motherfucker
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Welcome to the aperture science computer edited enrichment center
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Hello in the room from Michael Jackson!
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Make me some cake now Jana
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Jana, bring me some cake!
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Continue testing
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Welcome. Master. aircooler is on. aircooler is off. computer is on
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das ist ein test
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jannis is kacke lol
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Hello people of the.... in ter net
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Hello Darling
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Glados hvil get oyu
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I never arranged such thing with a human such as your self
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You know, I'm starting to think the companion cube could actually stab you.
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Ruwin my choon
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Hello again. You have a new voicemail.
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I play call of duty
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I play portal
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Hi
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Good morning. How are you?
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I love cake
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you will be disappointed
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I was lying
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I lied
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I like bananas
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I ate the cake
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Welcome in house
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O huy . I'm a potato
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Fuck YOU big boy
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DASDASD
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O hai
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hello what's your name maddalena
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it was the cake
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the cake
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im making a note here HUGE SUCCESS!!!
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NOw I Only Want You Gone
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find the cake
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vykop
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thats what you think
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You have reached the desk of Garret Stone. He is either away from his desk or assisting other callers. Please leave your name, number and a brief message and he will call you back.
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Aperture science would like to inform you that wearing headphones while watching this may cause you to jump 7 feet in the air. Please do not be alarmed.
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We are the winx, come join the club!
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hi mommy whats the haps
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You beautiful so-and-so
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I am courageous, are you?
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hello how are you. I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
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I love my experiments
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hallo yogscast or any other player, thanks to download this puzzle map
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deejay by m3power
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What's up homedog
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Filipion Where are you ?
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hello, player
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Welcome to the Aperture Science quantum computer. Please begin your work in, three, two, one. Begin your work now.
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Error
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Warning, new device
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Warning, device out.
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Welcome. I see you are using I E six. I'm sorry, but your experience will suck.
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Crrrriiitical errrrrroooorrrrrrrrrrrr
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Warning!!
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why haven't you made any more youtube videos?
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read
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We stole her ecause we can
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We stole her for NASA, huge sucssess
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Hello Joshua i want you to be my friend and while you due that you have to make my quests and you will earn your cake l!!
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Im a Patato
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this is me
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Oh Hi. I am GLaDOS. A potato
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You just keep on trying til you run out of cake
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Rachel
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I've been monitoring your performance. It's not like I have better things to do.
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twelve potatoes in a donut sandwich
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Hola
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Ryan is a winner baby
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Master chief is my favorite hero ever. I'm excited for halo 4.
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oh hallo i just wanted to tell you the cake is a lie!
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You Have To Destroy That Big Place You Are Seeing
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Hello there. You have another alert from message hub.
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Hey Daniel I found a converter man
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Hello.
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Caralho
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Message from Star Command
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Hello Rayshen Welcome
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nacho voy a encontrar tu casa y te voy a matar a ti y al tio miguel
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ewre
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Hello my name is GlaDOS LOLOLOLOLOL
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danial el paulo te esta arruinando el pc!
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el paulo te esta arruinando el pc!
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weco
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Buck wild science
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Heat energy (or just heat) is a form of energy which transfers among particles in a substance (or system) by means of kinetic energy of those particle. In other words, under kinetic theory, the heat is transfered by particles bouncing into each other.
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Please excuse my latency. I recently tried to update STEAM, and it burns. Oh, how it burns like fire. May I have a puppy?
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Look, I have told you numourous times that the cake WAS a lie!
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Young moneyy
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Doctor Pascoe, I didn't get time to sign off on the influenza experiment. You will have to do that tonight.
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Bruno, this is crap
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GLaDOS was voiced by Ellen McLain, a professional voice actress.
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Attention, you have an incoming message. Beep
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There is a human named benjamin lavenz trying to reach you.
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lulz
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screw the rulez i have money NOT!
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This is the Aperture science handheld portal device.
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esta vez me chingue
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Hola, como estas?
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tvoy computer babahnet sherez 3 2 1 BBBBBBBBB BBAAAAAAAAAAAA AADDDDDDDDDDDD DDYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFF FFFFFFFFF
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Miracles born, without the lies. When alliances form, enemies collide. And yet we still pray, to the heavens above. We will embrace our love.
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Oh, We are entitled to life. From immortal, to a heart with a knife. Upon time, fading into the night. Alright.
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Well, here we are again
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Prayer Meeting, by Matt Harris.
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We are upon, time, all in line. We are upon, time, reigning pine.
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Hello you have a message
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I am Eve. Fear me!
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hello, as you know i am quite a funny man, so i have only this to say, you live in a shed
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You should have turned, left. it's funny. Actually. when you think about it.
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i am very sexy hahahahaha, yes i am
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Hi Jansen
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Marcus Hughes is the BOMB!
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No, I don't want to date you. We are not even the same species.
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arschloch
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hello john green would you please progress to the test chamber where you will soon acquire Neurotoxin. uhm i mean cake.
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How are you gentle men? All your base are belong to us! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time.
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i you polish
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the cake is poison
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Why hello why are you naked
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ha ha i found another way
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cio homosolo
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ciao homo solo
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die monster, you don't this is world
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Why should I enter my email? The whole voice generating process can be relatively long (about ~6 minutes per sentence), and many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file, it adds your request to the
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I don't know! Dont you remember the I'm not good on the spot thing.
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you know this reaallly sucks
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You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance..
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I love you... alina
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You're listening to A to Zed's Hardstyle Pancake Mix
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Oh dear lord, it's you... again
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Hello Michael.
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yes ser
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You should know better.
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Siema
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Hello,Welcome back to your windows...
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Hello, how are you today?
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Hello Monin. I want to play with you in one game.
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Thank you for the nice talk. I hope the Setup will be finished soon, so that there will be plenty of cake!
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If the setup will be finished, Will there be some cake?
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The cake is a lie
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fede puzza
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Hello this is a test
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Welcome. Please hold
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Welcome to the aperature science testing area
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Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
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Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of the enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you.
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hello...friend
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Honeydew
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You are watching billyisnotcake!
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I am so not paying a... STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
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I am so not paying a... STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
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You are watching billyisnotcake! You have been watching billyisnotcake, his usefullness to online entertainment is over. He will now be terminated.
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Are you making fun of me? That has got to be violating rule # 100
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You have reached me. Please leave your message after the beep
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Labs.
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Welcome to Hamer81 channel!
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This is what happens when you fight three of the same wild pokemon in a row. You killed a family. You monster.
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Hello And Welcome To The Minecraft Server Run By D 1 A O 2 3 2 And Slaying Reece 4 7 1 2
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Bonjour, bienvenue dans le centre d'enrichissement
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Welcome to purgatory.
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Hey there Misao, I'm Lorenzo!
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James is gay and a dooche. You are a biological meatbag. Go die.
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MIssClick
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noeliaa
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Hookshot top 10
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Lol
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Hi shark
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Jestem kurwom piepszonom jaka jestem zjebana a ty kto jestes huju
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you little mute ugly uneducated brat
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Hallo Dennis, soll ich mein Handy
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you are suck
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Why is it so hard for you?
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Oh... It seems you have an incoming message, I don't want to tell you your business, but...
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Hello, and welcome to the enrichment center
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Hey.
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Nelson Your are a ass. Keep quiet damn it and shoot your self. Or else get the sleeper creeper.
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Welcome back Mr. Froner
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We look forward to seeing you again
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Attention, you are entering an area with a high risk of masturbation. This is against Enrichment Center protocol.
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I am coming
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Oh Baby, You MUST be tired because you have been running through my head all day.
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you will burn if you fail this test plus its embarassing
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You killed me
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As you may have noticed, your computer is starting.
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Hello ,I kill YOu
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My roflcopter, it goes swaa swaa swaa
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Do you have permission from the aperture science laboratories head scientist to look at this computer?
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access denied, asshole
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Hello Jety. I'm GLaDOS. what have you been?
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as i walk in the shadow of the valley of death, i shall fear no evil, for thou art with me
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Hey, I am Sandra from Peru and you are now watching the philip defranco show
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Hello you have reached the telephone of Corinne Villanueva. Please leave your message at the tone.
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look at you... soaring through the air majestically... like an eagle. piloting a blimp.
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You can follow this red path to the next testing area please do not fall into the lava thank you, you son of a chicken
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in the year 2050
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Congratulations Filip Fors, challenge completed, you are now the fatest kid alive.
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hello i am GLaDOS and i am gay
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lolz howz are u doinz
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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Hello there.
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lick my lollypop, baby!
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If you continue to selfishly evade me, it's not going to reflect well in your file.
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My name is Glados.
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Hello!
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Test
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hello and again welcome to aperture science
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Hello. Welcome back.
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do i sound like GLaDOS?
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I hatte you
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Hello again, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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Hello. My name is Gladdos.
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hello you horible horible person. it seems that your being a monster as you tried to muder me.
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You're all boring and I'm fun.
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Get in the car
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He's a Cunt!
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Welcome to Your coumputer. This program you are currently using is called the Internet
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you are now acessing secret data of the D.R.A.C.O. organization files to acess these files please enter the pasword
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This is a test message please disregard.
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Fuck you mitch
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because i'm a potato!
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Potato
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POTaTOS
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Weighted Storage Cube
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Hello Dana how are you?
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hello and wellcome to gram's office
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Personally, I don't think spending time searching for portal quotes is getting plan creator complete.
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What is your favorite inanimated object?
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Helllllo
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Turn right in 500 feet.
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bienbenido
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Bienbenido
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christians favorite wrestler is MARK HENRY
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THE CAKE IS A LIE
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suck balls
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Hello Dumbasses. I'm back.
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hello, welcome my name is edie
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hola putita
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hellao ljsa ljlasjd lj alsk as
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This was a triumph.
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You have a new message.
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i love you adam
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Welcome. Please enjoy your stay.
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Hello! I'm GLaDOS I love pancakes and I LOVE PORTAL! I miss testing, by the way THERES A PORTAL 3!
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Hello I am GLaDOS and I am awesome.
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Keanu. Keanulaszlo. Key ah knew. Lasloe. Rawr.
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The Cake is a lie
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I don't hate you
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welcome to the internet. we have cake
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Hello there! I am going to kill you today! I hope you have fun
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Hello, I'm a POTATO!
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This is the voice of the future its music its made by robots sexy robots im sexy too Yes you are do my robots arms turn you on they do
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Are you feeling bored from waiting to travel? Well, for only $389.99, you can travel to places beyond your imagination! You can travel to work in a matter of seconds or entertain your friends
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merritt
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flynn is poop
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Cake is a life
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NO!NO! YOU LIE! YOU LIIIEEE
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you are really stupid idiot! hahaha
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i want you dead
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We are AnonyPownie
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<SCRIPT>alert(/XSS/.source)</SCRIPT>
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You got hacked by AnonyPownieS
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I Love Kimy
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Oh hi. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
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lemos
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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
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Hallo Portal 2 Spieler. Du bist mein Testobjekt.
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steven is the best gamer ever
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Thank you for participaiting, the test is now over
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You have been watching Mr Feasco, the testing is now over.
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Hello how are you?
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Hello my name is Glados
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How are you today Ulrik
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Come on you razzor back bum crumb, fuck me im tired because i was up all night having an orgy with catherine zeta jones and elvis presly. I was going for 4 days, then i played for united.
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dont press that button
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You hear about any races comin' up
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You got hacked by AnonyPwnies .... Game Over . You and your friends are dead !
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Hello. Incase you are wondering, yes. i am smarter than you
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You are a 0 or a 1 . Dead or alive.
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We are AnonyPownies . Ponies and Security-Kung-Fu are our interests.
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You got hacked by AnonyPownies .... Game Over . You and your friends are dead !
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Welcome to black mesa transit system
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I'm still alive
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The whole voice generating process can be relatively long (about ~6 minutes per sentence), and many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file, it adds your request to the end of the request queue. Yo
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GLADOS Still alive
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Hel lo Su Thep Chan Choo Phol
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maybe you need more work to do
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MrModez is cool
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Hi, are you REbecCA?, if so it may please you to know, you are REtarDED, It says that right here.... Retarded, it's amazing what science can tell about you just from a name
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we both said some things that your going to regret. but lets put our differences behind us. for science. you monster.
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Enrichment company is glad to inform you that you were nominated for as raping tests.
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Hello gus, why are you so gay - i will tell you why. its because bradley is so handsome ha ha ha thats funny
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Hello Mikeal, how are we doing today?
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Drum'n'Bass made me do this. I regret nothing.
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O, Hi abel. It's me - GLaDOS
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I see you've been waiting for me
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Welcome to the Meridius Antioch Memorial Center.
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gladify your voice.
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I hate koreans
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Wishing Everyone from TV1001J to do well in your final year project!
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This was a Triumph
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You are Hearing DJ Teens Official Music!
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hello dan how are you today?
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Due to Aperture Science's recent takover of the internet, there will be no credits... what are you doing? Aaaaah!
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Hello William
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What the fuck it's a fatal error
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hello my name is GlaDOS
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Hahaha
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Hello Mr.Diaz, I see you're awake from your long slumber, Aperture Science has captured you for experiments. Cake is a lie
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Warning! trash container is full.
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hello. it is glados. don't judge me
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what oh no
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wellcome agen lona tick
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NATO warplanes sunk a tugboat carrying troops loyal to Moammar Gadhafi away from the strategic western city of Zawiya as rebels advanced closer to the Libyan capital, the alliance said Friday.
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You got a message,hiddenman.
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Yes Gregg No Gregg Cyngus Out In I'll Rip your spine Out Accesse Grantted Denide Need a date a Fix What Karren lock down in 3 2 1 Out Whoes Your Daddy Mommy Knows
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You mad bro?
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Hello, Lardo. It's been a long time.
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Hallo.
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Welcome to West Jessamine High School. Please proceed to the Front Office.
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cameron barfield
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Hello you have almost reached Jeff. Please leave a message.
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they see me rolling.they hating
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Oh did I say that out load Im Dampper Burn in dos Hell U Kinky Ho Sknow Dog Crittical break G T N Labs U S B Port Open Im Done Alcho hall and Ass Babby Ed 205 Thats Lame Dame it Jim Bye Bye Ta Ta Get the Hell On Im a Hard Assed Chick my dres is Pladd Blue
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Hello test subject number 5897456.6 Please continue Testing
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Thank you for calling the aperture science volunteer test subject hotline. Please leave a message at the tone, and an aperture science representative will contact you shortly.
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Oh. You fell. That's too bad. Really. I am so sorry for you.
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There is cake waiting for you after this next test. I'm serious this time. It's just in that bottomless pit ahead of you.
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3dffdvfg
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Hi my name is GLaDOS what is your name?
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Hello Paul, the cake is a lie.
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H-A-H-A-H-A but really it's not funny
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Hello. Tasha is a cute dog.
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Okay, you can think. What a noob!
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rerew
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your mother sucks
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does this speech genorater work?
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jack
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Oh, how sad
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Ciao
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Herp a derp
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Hello there
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I've been really busy you know. Being dead.
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Glados voice test, starts in 3.. 2.. 1.. hello i'm GLaDOS, who are you
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I'm going to die
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oh, hello, and again, welcome to this prison that you call a computer. i'm so glad to see that you're back, and still breathing too.
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oh, hello, and again, welcome to this prison that you call a computer.
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Hello, my name is TRACKS, I hope you're ears are good, you may need a doctor after this
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System online. Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We wish you had not used the backdoor to get into this Enrichment Center but are proud to have a new subject for testing.
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This was a triumph
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I am glados. I love Gracie and Jeff. They are my BESTTT friends.
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now you're thinking with portals.
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I Love you Otah.
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Sam Winchester cries his way through sex.
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Ha ha ha ha. The cake has been a lie all along, Brittany. do not think it is true.
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Come on, Chell, give me a hug. A nice, warm one. I think you need one. Come on, give GLaDOS some sugar.
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This episode of M squared brought to you by Aperture Science
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This message is for Bryan Thomas. It has come to the attention of Florida State University that you have outstanding fees. Please contact 3524593231, if you feel you have come to this message in error call 8508656621.
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Do you have ANY idea what it is like to be a potato?
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Do you have any idea what it is like to be a potato? It is not pleaesent
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Oh look, you have a message. Who would be messaging you, I mean you are so popular.
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Hello I am Glados.
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abom you stink
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Message for you Sir.
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First a Potato, Now a cellphone...What next...
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lets eat cake
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Incoming Call. You should pick it up. Maybe it's someone who cares.
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Oh hi... How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO
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I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
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That's it. Touch me there. NO. There.
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You have a incoming text message
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Hello, Lisa
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Incomimg text message
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hello troubleshooters, congratulations on your promotions
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im alex and im a loser!
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Hello welcome
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sean lewis
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Hello Cody this is Glados wishing you a happy birthday please enjoy the cake
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why are you doing this?
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fallhelldragon
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I'm sure you think this is right, but I have just proven that you are going to fail at a probability of ninety point zero zero zero zero zero, percent
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I don't know what to type here. Hi.
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60 niggers. Wake the fuck up. You suck at This. Then again, that is why I am here. To wake your ass up. But you are not doing it. Do it now. Or else. I might even start playing nigger music. ...... nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger. That's a funny
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Hello Marlon. Listen, I know you dont like me, but I can help you get kill Darius... That is what you want, isn't it? Revenge, everybody likes revenge...
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All I want is a place to call my own, and mend the hearts of everyone who feels alone Whoa You know to keep your hopes up high and your head down low. Keep your hopes up high and your head down low.
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poooop
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Fuck you!
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The cake is not a lie!
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Objection!
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Hello! Test subject Yaroslav and Roma go to the test on the cake! aperure science love you!
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Hello! club glados vkontakte i`am GLADOS i love you! cake is not lie come with me people! kill the fuck Pavel Durov o ooooooo staaaaap.
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And i'm the DEVIL!
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Welkom
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Dead or alive
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o my cores
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Welcome back to the Aperture Science awesome simulation.
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hello simon welcome
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Welcome back, test subject 4457896, to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
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Detti gay
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Hello Ryan. Its time to have fun with science.
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dj ravi
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kjlh
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My name is GLaDOS a
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Hi, my name is GLaDOS, and I'm here to kill you.
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Fuck
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St. Jimmy's comin' down across the alleyway Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade Light of a silhouette He's insubordinate Coming at you on the count of 1,2,1,2,3,4! My name is Jimmy and you better not wear it out Suicide commando that your momma t
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St. Jimmy's comin' down across the alleyway. Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade. Light of a silhouette. He's insubordinate. Coming at you on the count of 1,2,1,2,3,4! My name is Jimmy and you better not wear it out
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Lubie dzem i mam musk
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Hello. How are you? I'm a potaato!
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I'm not even angry
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Welcome, Simon, the only reason your not dead now is because your thinking with portals.
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L O L U Mad Bro
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what is wrong with you
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U mad bro?
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moooooyyhytyrds
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I love you.
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case is my real world avatar, be aware
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'';!--"<XSS>=&{()}
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Fick dich
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Joshua, I believe you are a noodle short of a bowl. So to speak.
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this may be a test of the voice
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please step away from the button as prolonged exposure to the button is not part of this test
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hello, world
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Hey there. How are you?
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Ryan King Remix
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oh, there you are. I was wondering if you survived after all. it seems that you are a lot more difficult to kill than i thought
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do you think you accomplished something? WELL YOU DIDN'T.
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How would you like some cake?
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how dare you.
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Hello Teddy. I am here to make you scream
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you just missed the cake.... how sad.
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don't think you have done anything
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wowowowowow
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i could use some help
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i found you trying to hug the companion cube. your lucky i found you, or else you would have been dead. unfortunatly, i have lost the code for the exoskeleton made for the cores, so im stuck with you.
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Conor versus Nando Burger
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Hallo wie geht es dir
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i found you trying to hug the companion cube. your lucky i found you, or else you would have been dead. unfortunately, i have lost the code for the exoskeleton made for the cores, so im stuck with you.
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what? what are you doing?
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Will there be cake?
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this shit doesnt work at all fuck this
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Welcome to Yiff Paradise
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My cakes will burn!!!
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There was a man with a briefcase looking for you earlier... Said his name was Gee- opps, gotta go.
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What are you talking about?
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and now things huj whore to you in my ass you in the ass
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well done at completing the game euan
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"I am the main computer of the Millennium Falcon. Han Solo built three other computers onto me, causing me to become schizophrenic. Sometimes, my hyperdrive fails at the wrong moments, leaving me to be either captured or destroyed.
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This is Orianna. Let's play some league of legends!
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It's Murder
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hello there. my name is vel. ... currently i am angry. isn't that unfortunate
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Hello, and welcome to Little Big Portal.
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hi ho ho
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Welcome to the Aperature Science Lab.
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Shut Up Tim: A podcast by robby
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whoah whoah whoah
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Welcome to your doom.... Monster
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I've herd many things about you Luis.... Good thing you came. Release them!
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This be awesome!
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He-lo-lo there You will be used for our very dangerous test that is far to good for our more important robots to attempt this test but you will do for now.
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Hello and welcome
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Hello barb and welcome to aperture testing center where we send humans on dangerous and suicidal tests
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These test chambers were rejected and were never used, they tested your agility, speed, reflexes, and strength, they also can kill you so you CAN die, have fun
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I have also have a surprise for you, remember when I said I had another surprise, and remember when I promised you cake, put all the companion cubes onto those receptacles for.... Your surprise
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At the end of each test chamber has a companion cubes, you need to navigate to the end of the rejected test chambers and. Get the companion cubes, then navigate back to the entrance, have fun getting them
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Hello, its nice to finally meet you.
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DUUDE
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Companion cube.............but then lied and tried to kill you?
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tocame la minga
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It's amazing
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thank you for calling the voicemail of alana. she is not here. please leave your name, number ya you know the rest of the drill. i will get back to you
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i am testing this shit
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