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Turtle Splay
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Heelo World.
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Vote for Aaron Pang
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Yo yo yo we be showin you how we get it apertuere style
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Hello my robotic friends STALKER!!!!
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Hello. This is an Aperture Science computer aided message, inviting all of you to natsu con the year in saint Louis missouri from the 12th through the 14th. There will be cake
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Im affraid you cant play that, Dave
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signal intercepted
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Hello and welcome to the Apature science
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100 percent JOJ
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Hello, and welcome to the Apature Labratories. You will preform a series of test that gradually become harder as the testing continues.We will be monitoring these test. If at some point you find the testing to be, not safe,unbalanced or dangerouse
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hello shawn and welcome to your own generated AI assistant program
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That's how dumb you sound... to me
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Some say love is a razor, that leaves your soul to bleed
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hello Michael can't come to the phone right now so please leave your name and a short message i'm sure he'll get back to you as soon as he can...thanks
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when the night is gone
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Purple Tacos Rule
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OMG Lihe Hi! :D Its that Crazy Reb Husky
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Hello, you are listening to the Yogpod
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Hello my name is GlAdos and when I'm not torturing... uh I mean testing subjects I like to listen to the Yogpod
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Curcuit Charge
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hey and bye
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hello and welcome the tea liron center
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you have good day bacuse im not
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This is the gayest piece of technology ever created
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hello again, I am a potato
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You have recieved a message
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Potatoes get inside me
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I like to see you die in a burning pool of lava
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como te llamas
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That's right, the facility is fully operational again. I think these test chambers look even better then they did before.
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taste of blood, it's murder, was it worth it, this is your fault, you, you chose this path
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Balck mesa ha-ha.
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Hello. You are back... You monster.
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skander is cool
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skanderTV
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Hi Sean, how are you doing? I hope you are fine, you know I am. Well, I just wanted to say well done, you passed all my tests. But I'm not done with you.
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Hey there, Sean.
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By statute in Maryland, a director must act in good faith, with the reasonable belief that her act is in the best interest of the corporation, and with the care that an ordinarily prudent person would use under similar circumstances.
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I eat dog poo.
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Im retarded
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I like farting.
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I wet my pants.
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I wet myself.
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How have you been, Ikura
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No, no no no no no no no no.
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shitface.
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And though the Rain keeps falling, the bridge keeps on burning.
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You are lisoning
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You are listening to D J Air Walk Official Music
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Welcome to Sp4wcraft Servers. Enjoy your stay!
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om nom nom a tasty sandwich
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bryce
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That would be an ecumenical matter.
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So come up to the lab to see whats on the slab
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nils here is a cake for you
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You are stupid and are weird
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Hello. Welcome to Aperture Science. Prepare to die.
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What's Wrong with me?
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Hi and welcome to Concept Graphik
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helo and again and welcome to the J-O science computer aided inrichment senter
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you think your so smart. ill own you
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bunny proyect
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Buni
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Creo que buscabas esto
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Wheatley, Chell, I have some good news for you. And when I say good, I mean bad. For you. It is good for me, oh yes it's very good for me.
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Please go fuck yourself and die in a very hot fire.
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Speciman 249936 has been processed. BSAA Agent Christopher Redfield, welcome to the Enrichment Center.
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trololo lo lo lo lo lo ah ha ha ha ha
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Hmmm..... I now do abc
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Welcome, Ethan
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Hello you idiot human with no parents
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Hello, this is Glados. You know? That thing you insulted durring your last camping trip? I just wanted to say that I have no hard feelings about it. In fact, I'm planning on making you some cake.
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I am the first.
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Please state your business here.
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Hault!
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Ciao mariooo!!!
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Hault! Who goes there?
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And you are?
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Oh! Your passion is like a burning furnace! Perhaps it is time I rid of it! Rid of it with death!
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I love you Alfie
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Warning Malfunction detected
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Hello Matthew, it's such a shame that you won't be here much longer. And there was going to be cake. Oh well.
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If either of your parents loved you, I am sure one of them would shed a single tear for your accent to manhood.
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Hello. Welcome to the enrichment center. You have been selected to take part in our testing experiments. ...Have fun. and remember: Science is your friend. Not me, though.
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I'm sorry, the test subject is not available right now. Please never call again. Goodbye.
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have received a text message.
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Hello stewart I need more test subjects
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Why are you so derpy
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Pony Swag is Wonderful.
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Hello lily here
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Welcome to Portal. Press space to play.
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Welsome to the first chamber. Press Z to shoot a blue portal.
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hi im biscuit
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hello my name is duncan
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Welcome To Area 58, Map Made By TacticalWolf
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For Vader so loved the galaxy that he sent his one and only son, so that he could redeem the man behind that horrifying mask.
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Ramiro, debes moriiiiiiir!!!
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Climb up the to the control panel and choose your level
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You have chosen the service airlock the door will open in 30 seconds
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You have chosen sub sector B Door should Open in Thirty seconds to the compression Chamber
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Your battery is low. I suggest you plug it in, but you're too lazy to do that. Aren't you?
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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hey homies
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Hello person
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You've figured it all out, haven't you? Very good.
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Dear Erik, I am simply here to remind you that you are in fact under twenty four hour watch for suspicious activity. At the end of the twenty four hours there will be cake. and a party with all of your friends.
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Hello. I hate Black Mesa.
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Alonso tienes problemas serios con el profesor
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Estas usando este software de traduccion de forma incorrecta, por favor consulte el manual
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Desu! test test test test chamber
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Good Morning, Rafael. The computer is now on.
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Well...you wanted my voice, now here, have it.
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Why good morning I was certainly not seducing any Squires.
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aaaaaaaa i love my own name GLADOS its so good to say that.
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Please. do not run. we are here to, help. bam, bam, bam bam
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Dobro pozhalovat.
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Te cake is a lie
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Good morning blake te computer is on
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hello blake your computer is now on
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Haha, you suck because I didn't think that you would fall for that.
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Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.
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It had to be a dream. No, a nightmare. Things like this almost never happen to the people you know. It just happens to total strangers you hear about on the news. You know, when people they care about collaspe and are in critical danger?
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Stupid human
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Milobusni Web Browser
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hohohoho what a shot by warclow
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I have never forseen such strength, such power! You keep amazing me with that big sword of yours. Get a dog.
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Hello Habtoor International you have a fax message
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Hello Mr. Mohi There is Fax Message
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fdnh
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hello olle
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Attention! Lunch time is imminent. Please leave this area for nutrient digestion.
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Pene
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Hello I'm Chard's personalized assistant. He is unable to answer the phone at this time, but leave you name and number and I will make sure he returns your call at the next available moment.
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hello daniela, how are you?
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Hello Bawls. Have you been a good boy?
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test glados like voice. Hello, insect.
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I gonna kick your ass
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Hellllooooo, your iPhone ring. Please pick up the Phone
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olool trololol
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Hello , here you are , let's get started
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Malum is the best
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Malum is the fucking best
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Your phone ring. Please pick up the Phone or die
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Piras Puppa
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Wake up David, you should have to wake up NOW
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Your phone is ringing. Someone is calling you. You MUST have to answer that person or he will think you aren't there. Are you still there, right?
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Hello. It's been a while.
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Hellje is the best Textsubject i ever had
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no? then here, have some cake and be on your way.
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Trolololol I have a huge vaj
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Hello Charlie, how are you?
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Chell is a spy!!!!!
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Hello sebastian. Let us test.
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paauw
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Burr and cha, burr and cha, oh how cute, burr and cha
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Robert is a homo
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Monster and Masks
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I see what you did there
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welcome to achievement unlock server
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achievement unlock server
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achievement unlock
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achievement
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Look at this chat box. http://pandaguy.yolasite.com/ I think it's the same person as this.
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Hello siru
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hi, this is sarah, leave a message
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Hello sir! What are you doing here?
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dee jay jazzy
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seppo on bi
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welcome to hell, blue team
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I'm just here for the cake
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This is the old spice guy. Visit me at my site.
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please procced into android hell
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hello elvira what are you doing
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i am so sexy
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Hmmm... that makes me wonder how deadly neurotoxin would affect ponies. Maybe I should warm up the neurotoxin and just gas a couple chambers. There are a few ponies who are doing so dreadfully at the test... honestly, they be more useful as glue.
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Hello my name is...
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Thank you for calling shibata floral company
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Hello and again welcome to ice cream
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We come from galaxy m 3.
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I like turtles. you know why? turtles dont talk. they dont kill me they're to slow. and stupid.
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jon_moore74@yahoo.com
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my name is alex
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Scottish Football Forums
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I am GLaDOS ploop you
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mattie, make sure you hide miranda. so i can test the level. thanks
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Well, it looks like rebbeca black is singing that annoying song. Oh! wait... did it go? Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday? god I hate that song. I wish she would hack some kind of computer game so doctor hax can just kill her.
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Let's do this for science. You monster.
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You cannot win, Chell.
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if you wish to throw yourself into oblivion, please remember to listen to certify that first
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That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat chance.
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Prime time of your life
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i've got two tickets to boner town
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEEEE!!!
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There will be cake, motherfuckers!
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LA BASURA SE ESA APODERANDO DE LA PLAYA Y TU LA ESTAS AYUDANDO
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hello and welcome to apature science indus- wait im in your house,whoops!
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we will kill your enemies, this will be fun
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hi my name is alex.
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Sarah, can you hear me? I'm calling you from the other side of your road. Our breathes are lines with cigarettes and alcohol
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Cave Johnson lives.
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Hello hello there
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My voice is far better than yours
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My voice is far better than yours. Please watch the language. Also I think that the Grand Master has a bad robot voice. Mine is better.
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Hello, I am caroline
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You suck. I hope you are aware of this...
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that thing is some sort of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it
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that thing is probably some sort of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it!
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You are a beautiful person...well...you were until you killed your best friend, the companion cube. But that is not all. Then you started playing minecraft. And that was the end of our relationship.
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good morning and welcome to the aperture science computer based enrichment center
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this is one of the worst ideas
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Hi, you have reached DJ Shawn's voice mail portal. Please leave a message, and there will be cake.
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herpa durpa
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Hallo du Penner
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Headshot
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Hola, amigo
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Look at you, flying through the air, like an eagle
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Hello and again, welcome to Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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imagine walking into a japanese resturant where they slash a pig infront of you?
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Wie geht es dir?
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Hi there Henry, While you are talking to my sister i have been generating a voice that will tell you this! Have Fun Chatting!
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would caspian like to come round today
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You're all going to die down here.
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Welcome to the apeture science enrichment centre
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at home with gabe
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Now downloading Pyrafrost video dot double you em vee
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Tebia zovut arsen ia priglashaiu na pririda isledovania portalov
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I'm A Dwarf And I'm Digging A Hole, Diggy Diggy Hole, Digging A Hole
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no no no no
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hola como estan todos? queria saludarlos calorosamente para que se recuerden de mi durante un long time
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hello pot, my name is kettle. you're black.
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I hate you so much.
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And here we are again. It's always such a pleasure
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primo, vamos jogar um starcraft ou portal 2?
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Shane Thorn
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I am GLaD you make it
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please, close the system and get the fuck out
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shutdown active
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Don't worry. I will kill you.
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I love peanut butter
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arah told me she hates you, she doesn't even think you're funny or original.
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The only way to enter the FunZone is down the FunSlide. There is no way to exit the FunZone. It is completely and unsafely surrounded by propane barbecues and contains toys and games for up to one toddler.
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my name is g;adevcfghjgfhjkgfjk
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like an eagle a fat eagle
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Oh Nooo your frind has been kicked
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you have a message you worthless mute lunatic!
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Hello aidan i didnt know you had friends, but it says here in my files that jack gooman needs your fone number, so please E mail him, that is all!
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Hello, you have reached Logan Butler, please leave a name and number, thank you and have a plesant day.
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Siema jestem glados
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Hello Ka-Hey. This is Glados. If you be a sore loser again. I will take you to Aperture Labs and put you to the test. Got it? Now go away. By the way, the cake is a lie. Not. not not. Okay It's not....not. And You're gay.
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Hello, I'm GLaDOS. Let's begin testing
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Hola, que tal
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I only wish you would listen, but i digress, you're audio input has been suffering severe damage. Please proceed to the Aperture science medical clinic, where they will run a few tests on you.
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Wake Up Wake Up lalala
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Hello , I kill You
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Paul is not a good person
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You disappointed me Roy. I would have expected you to deliver a better job representing Aperture Science. In this case, you are fired. END OF LINE!
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Testing. Testing. Trolls in a tantrum make terrible trouble.
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Sebastian, you have, one, new call incoming. If i were you, which i am not, i would respond to it. Like, now
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Welcome to Subnova Industries. We do science here.
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this is a triumph i'm making a note here huge succes
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Hello, and, again, you have an incoming call. I would respond if I were you. It might be the companion cube, you know, because you murdered it.
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please lick my pussy
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looks like a storms brewing
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i'm sorry, but you can't have that cake. because that cake is for........chell. no i'm sory. no OH SHIT
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Science, Science is my life, I can hardly expect you to understand that, you monster
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raaah!
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hello there, samuel
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andrea is so goddamn hot
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Connor You are a Duchebag And Suck Balls
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Ladies and gentlieman. The today's video will start at eleven o'clock. Stay tuned for a fantastic experience. or go to sleep...
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ma che grandissima ficata!
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Hey this is a test
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hello hello how are you
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sup dawg
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Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Sience computer-aided enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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You are in the bedroom, you see crab nicholson. He has no mittens, his claws are menacing, obvious exits are: bathroom, kitchen, living room, and crab nicholson's ultimate lair of awesomeness
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Hello Sly Redfox. There will be an message to you. Mister Dabolina loves you, very much.
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You are a bum and you smell
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It's bananas, B A N A N A S IT'S BANANAS B A N A N A S!! I aint no hollaback girl
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Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system Is not available
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Hello, im am GLaD--- I mean! Dumbledore and you were invited to hogwarts.
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This product contains no CFCs Made of environmentally friendly materials
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Trial period Extended warranty 30 day guarantee Or your money cheerfully refunded Available at all good stores Dishwasher and microwave safe Some assembly required Each sold separately Batteries not included Overseas model shown While stock lasts Sorry, n
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hello zero i have a new test waiting for you
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you have reached Abdow please leave a voicemail and i will get back to you as soon as i can
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glados system test, error, error... I'll kill you
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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.It could be early afternoon before more than 250 skiers who spent the night stranded at Canterbury's Mt Lyford skifield last night make it down the mountain. Meanwhile a three-man search and rescue team spent a cold bleak night on Mt Taranaki after help
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helo and again and welcome to the J-O science computer aided enrichment senter. but i GLaDOS am retireing and giveing away to MR.SAPS!
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Johny,supongo que podremos superar nuestras diferencias,monstruo
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We can pass our differences for science,johny,you monster
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You must be the pride of (subject hometown here).
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Hello You Have Reached Connect your past, unlocking the door to your family tree.
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hello again. fuck you
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You're going to die here, that's right, you, I'm sorry Jewel but your life has become a burden for me.
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The appeture science enrichment system would like to announce that cody has a small [radicated]
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Well, are you ready? I am sure there are some interesting things in that pit. No? I thought you loved to die.
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Oh my gos! I never though of this would be my next invention. Extraordinary.
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Hello Jeffrey Eldridge, I'm watching you
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turn left at the roundabout
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Brandon, the Aperture Science Enrichment Center that while answering this phone call is recommended, it is not a part of any test protocol.t
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Brandon, the Aperture Science Enrichment Center that while answering this phone call is recommended, it is not a part of any test protocol.
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Brandon, the Francis Marion Enrichment Center wishes to remind you that your class shall begin in 20 minutes.
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hello!! i am glados
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Hello Luka have ou been a good girl?
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Are you a male or a female?
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But you... ... You seem to have managed to gain some pounds.
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scotty you are so amazing i love you trololol
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Killer
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Hello, Simon and Lewis, we are glad you have signed up for the Aperture Science Testing Procedure. You will soon receive notification of what you will be tested on there, For science.
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I like anal sex
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Happy Birthday Amanda
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Brandon, it would appear that someone has sent you a text message. Shall I delete it as usual?
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Ali, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message
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I am a MORON!
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werevertupopi
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that was a joke. i am so funny
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You have a message, you mute lunitic.
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Hello, i am a little robot that shoots portals.
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Hello Calum, why have you not played Portal yet? I want to defeat you!
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Hello and welcome to the enrichment center of aperture science. A massive amount of beer will be delivered in 5 4 3 2 1..... the beer was a lie
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Kopytko
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yes sir
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can you hear what im saying you cheep baster
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I hate facebook.
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Berwick Potteries is located at 350 Princes Highway in Officer.
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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
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Nathan sucks
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DJ Midsole is the shit!
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Steak and Titties may be the best ressource for an adequate rest.
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Sometimes were trying . Even this could end in dying .
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arrival imminent
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melda je kokot
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I'm warning you
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Minecraft Rules
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hello. You've been selected for our test.
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Hello there test subject number 2 we hope you have had a peacful stay in the relaxation vault.
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lol i'm gay i actually am and the cake is not a lie because ashley yu is eating it
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pull back, at 60 full left rudder and a shot of power
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soi soi soi
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Last Friday night Yeah we danced on tabletops And we took too many shots Think we kissed but I forgot Last Friday night Yeah we maxed our credit cards And got kicked out of the bar So we hit the boulevard Last Friday night We went streaking in the park
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Hello. The Aperture Science informs you that you just recieved a message.
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Hello. The Aperture Science informs you that you just received a message.
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Zach likes dix
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Great time to do more of those fun tests right?
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That doesn't matter im going to kill you
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Ok then! I will give you the portal gun and then I will kill you.
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Hahaha were you joking. Im going to kill you.
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You ARE despicable
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there is a new message
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johny la gente esta muy loca WHAT THE FUCK
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Your HSRP state changes disturb me
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hello Yaroslav its be a long time
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Please talk.
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This Next chamber should be easy, it's the inebriation station
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The Enrichment center reminds you that you are listening to inebriation station and also that...the cake...is a lie.
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hola sigues vivo debo revisar los sistemas
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This Is Sparta not this is the chamber
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helo im a GLaDOS
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Oh...It's you. Well we could sit here and star at each other untill SOMEBODY drops dead, but i have a better idea.
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hello and welcome to my test
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Hello Craig. I'm ready to perform some science!
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Hello, i am not the real GlaDos, but just a replication voice created for no reason what so ever...
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DJ Terk
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Come back!!
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Unbeliable
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welcome naveen
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why am i farting out rainbows!
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HI JACK
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Hello Jono. How's it going?
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I love you josh the fatty!
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hello. and. welcome
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Answer
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Let's be diplomatic. What should we say to her? She is a delicate lady woman, we don't want to upset her or make any foul accusations at her... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON YOU CRAZY BROAD?!!"
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Let's be diplomatic. What should we say to her? She is a delicate lady woman, we don't want to upset her or make any foul accusations at her... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON YOU CRAZY BROAD?!!
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it only takes a moment for your child to be seriously hurt
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You are my best friend in the world.
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Greetings Anonymous, I, am one of the founding members of "Project Mars". I have been doing research on your group, and your recent activities. The most recent activity that has caught my attention is "The Plan"
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big gun
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Hello jade, i am here to squish you!
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bonjour bienvenu sur le xat <nom du xat>
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hello and welcome to the last moments of your life
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hello here Gla-KO welcome to xat
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Hello Posoni how are you
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why the hell should i
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They said i was insaine, that i was too violent.
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Welcome to the new adventure of Awesome Epic Xav
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Welcome, ignition system, dont crash me, or there will be cake for you
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Are you sure you are not saying that because you fail horribly at this game
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i i love you
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Hello, Lacy is a weirdo.
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Hallo lol wie geht es dir
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Hallo der das list wir sex haben ;D
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Hello Craig. Lets be friends. No more killing. For Science..... Your a Monster.
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Bonjour, comment allez vous ?
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hello its been a looong time
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I love you
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Good day sir. Bye Bye roodness!
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Yui ... You should not destroy the test object as you have killed me
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The message you entered is already in the queue. Please wait until it is processed.
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testing the vibes
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Se fossi una sardina, puzzeresti uguale
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my mistake
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You stink
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Time for characters
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hello,welcome to the land of jenna,please enjoy your stay.no,i am not vocaloid,i am GLaDOS
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Oh God. I like it hard.
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This is Aperture labratories... Oh, you're looking for Francisco? Once he's done with his half fox half man experiment he'll be right back .Please, do leave a message.
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Happy Birthday, Sara! Would you like some cake?
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Hello, the person you have called is not here at the moment. Please leave your message at the tone. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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Is yo birfday
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None of us are perfect, but none of us can be happy with what we see around us
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everybody knows, a turkey and some mistletoe will help to make the evening bright.
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despite your violent behavior, the only
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hello josh. i have a suprize for you.
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Do I smell like mushrooms?
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what are you doing? doon't touch that!
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Hello Nikolai
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Cave... Johnson? I Know him...
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Hello Juliana how are you?
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Can you feel the love tonight?
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hi im a taco
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I know him... Cave... Johnson!
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Hello Kevin. Please move to the first testing chamber. Have fun. Don't die.
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would you like to see my invisipeen act up
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hello matt, how was your day
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Do you think this is a game? No. This is a test.
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Hello Ninjazelp and welcome again to the Aperture science Computer enrichment center
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hello matt, how was your day. i hope you enjoyed my game. goodbye
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Hello u are fat...
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Hello Beatkey and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Enrichment Center
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Are you typing this while in a different room than the keyboard? No? You're not thinking with portals.
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Hello Again, Did I mention that you will never get your C 1 rating, oh sorry! I forgot
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hello hum
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Hello I name is GlaDos and I want to offer you cake... Ha Ha Ha Just kidding! Fuck you homo. Go die in a fire Zach!
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Hello, This is an Aperture Science announcement. Come to Natsu con 2011 in the St. Louis Gateway Center from the 12th through the 14th
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I am GLaDOS how are you doing biatch?
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Hello, Katie Herath. Testing will begin shortly.
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Hello, my name is Frederick.
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Derpderpderp
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Welcome to your predator
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Welcome back on Predator
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Welcome on predator
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Happy Birthday David!
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error you live
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Slerian, someone is tying to establish comunication with you
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Hello. Welcome to hell! ahahahhaha
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i love you steffie
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hey what is good
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hey you fucking nigger watch your mouth or i will cut your tongue out like the filthy jew you are.
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Welcome aboard the Gaboon Viper.
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Don't do this to me
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Hello. I am GLaDOS, and you must want cake. Well you can't have it because it is a nerotoxin bomb!
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Hello resident graham hennings. we are pleased to inform you that the aperture enrichment and testing labs are being asked by GLaDOSS neve ever to give you cake again.
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Welcome to toshiba running windows vista
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Marcel, im your macbook pro. Please come back to me. I miss you!
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Radio GMP FOREVER
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Hello Kapura I am GLaDOS. I kill you.
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Hi Mark! I am GLaDOS and I want to kill you! Why you not run?
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Kapura I not Savage I am glados
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Its been a long time salut tout le monde !
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Fun nice Mansch Manschgi lol taste the cake
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Fun nice Mansch Manschgi lol taste the cake lol
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Aperture Science; We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
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I'm not even angry... I'm being so sincere right now - Even though you broke my heart, and killed me.
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And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
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Now, these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of BETA. We're releasing on time!
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So I'm GLaD, I got burned - Think of all the things we learned - for the people who are still alive.
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Go ahead and leave me... I think I'd prefer to stay inside... Maybe you'll find someone else to help you? Maybe Black Mesa? That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!
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Anyway this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist! Look at me; still talking when there's science to do!
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When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done, on the people who are still alive.
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My name is shereef
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And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
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While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive. Still alive. Still alive.
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Still Alive!
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christler you are an idiot
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yjy
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we will take you the step further for a perfect shopping experience.
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aleks
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hello im glados you are welcom to aperture science center you are sasha mresov hello! hello! the cake is a lie na tebe portalgun e prihody v center aperture science i rada tebe
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privet sasha mresov i love you
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This song is too depressing, it's time for something with a bit more fo shizzle. Do do do do do do de de de de da da da da badump badaaa
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helo kuba to the aperature science archivment center you are control portal device
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Cake or death, that's easy. Anyone can answer that.
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We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You. Cake or death? Death, please. No, cake, cake, sorry. You said death first. Death first. No, I meant cake. Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm GLaDOS
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We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own
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Intruder attempting override of SYstem Core. Innitate KHUZA protocal
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