Call from: Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

Turn left at the stop light

Akiira, Hello and Welcome to the future

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Welcome to the Graduate Record Examination computer-based enrichment center.

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Shayne please complete this test and you will get cake

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everyone is a chubby bunny

Welcome to a world of pain

POOPHAMMER

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Marshal, you have tiny genitals. I'm sorry. Some cake for your troubles?

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well, it's certainly good to see you again...

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Welcome Empathy.fX

Welcome Empathy

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Thank you for calling Sam's cell phone.

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Hello Jacob and welcome to the aperture science enrichment center here you will learn to think with portals! Please proceed to the first testing chamber

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Hello, and welcome to the Apiture science personnel death pit

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there is a hole in the sky. fall through it and die.

Welcome Hayley

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mary with you go out with me?

Mary, will you go out with me?

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MERHABA

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Hello Mrs A2.

it's obvious! He's the red spy!

DJ CHRISTINA AUDISH

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Welcome back to the Skolkovo Science Enrichment Center!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Shedon the fox has made fun of me long enough. it's time he was tested.

Come on Deborah , it's time to wake up

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Hello, and welcome!

Hello, I'm P.I.X- your personal information x-ray. What do you need?

I like talking in GLaDOS' accent. Although it doesn't sound quite right at all. My sarcasm is not that good either. Coz someone I know decided to be Wheatley and tried to make me 'behave'. Like a brain tumor, he sucked every intelligence off from me.

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Welcome to GlaDOS. you are another victim to realise this OS was blatantly a virus.

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Hello Glados

Severina Brad Pitt

Hello. I have come for your children

Bekaphatod a faszomat

I will kill you. Next time.

Hello there, Welcome to the testing chamber of Aperture science testing facility.

oh, think twice. It's another day for you and me in paradise.

Welcome to the School Vz

I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole! Diggy diggy hole!

You have reached the Apeture Science Aided Voicemal System for Subject 087, Zakary Hutchinson. Please leave a message in 3, 2, 1

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Hallo und Wilkommen im apertutr

Hallo und nocheinmal willkommen im Computergesteuerten

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What is this madness?

Welcome to Windows 7. Remember, the cake is a lie!

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You have received a new text message. It wasn't very interesting so i deleted it.

here i am

you have reached 4 4 3 7 9 9 2 5 7 1

Laptopsystem is shutting down

Oh hi, how are you today?

is that what i think it is?

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Hello, brian. You have been chosen for a free aperture science handheld portal device. Please fill out the forms and the ASHPD will be right to you.

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You look like shit today

hell no

ladies and gentlemen, you are now listening to, DJ, Who So.

911 What is your emergency?

How about a nice game of chess

Ben you douche

Hello Jesse

Perfect. Be quick. Be nice.

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hello kit

school is boring but we try to make it fun

Hi there. Every time you masturbate, you kill one live kitten.

The Aperture science iPhone4 communications shows an incoming call, this must be a mistake due to the fact that no one loves you

Hello. Allow me to introduce you to the medical benefits of benzene. What is benzene? Benzene is a chemical based, that creates many compounds. They are poisonous, but benzene alone, can improve all aspects of your health, mental and physical/

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Hello. And welcome to this site

Nathan love to play games that involve sexual games with african male children that were born in indonesia but now live in his basement

Hello. This is a test message. We hope that this works!

Oh look - even the satellites don't like you.

The cake CAN'T be a lie.

Oh no! This is a failure!

well i will just keep testing you and you wont test me.

Ypu monster

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Cody sucks

i know you

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super sexy

Hello Andy. Thats right im Glados. Your my new test subject. And im going to do you up the but.

Were you the one who said that I would be nothing Well, I'm about to prove you wrong I'm not the only one who believes in something My one wish is about to come true I'm not stopping for you No matter what you do I'll just keep on dreaming My head up in

Hello And Welcome to the Enrichment Center I am GLaDOS And Adrian K is CEO Of Aperture

Hello. It's been a long, long time.

once upon a time there was a goblin who lived in a hollowed out mushroom. the end.

Now trolling, hurhurhur!

Lachie What Are You Looking At

Hello Piper

Hello Piper. It seems you have a text message.

My records indicate that you have a text message. Oh wait, my mistake. That message was for someone people actually like.

The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.

You have recieved a text message insert name here

Hello Nos-4-A2

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I love tou

I love you Morgan

Hello kitsune. You are a lesbian deep down.

Okay, listen, I don't know if your dumb or not to understand I wanted you gone. Playing dead gets boring at times, but at least you came. I want to see some entertainment to see you die.

Dancing will commence in 3,2,1...

My hips dont lie taco taco burrito

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You wish your voice sounded like mine

Hello, Aaron can't come to the phone at the moment, he is busy helping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center improve the world at the cost of his life. Should he survive, I'm sure he will return your call.

Happy Birthday Evanna

Hallo. test. test. test. Du entkommst mir nicht! There is no escape, you know.

Hi, my name is Thor. You are who?

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I am a hose, I will swallow you.

kevin will kill those niggas

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Joshua, please be good this holiday or there will be no cake

You Have Arrived At Your Destination

ooh , you made a companion cube. it's lovelly. it might fill the hole you have in your heart due to you'r lack of real friens.

Hello thevampman24 is Dr. Vampsano around?

Hello and again welcome to the tea systems computer aided chaos center

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goodbye chen. you monster.

Hello, you are not funny, now die please

you unimportant shit was pluged in successfully. i must Confess , you surprised me. did not thought you had the cognitive skills required for pluging it in

Thank You For Watching Toddi And Banana!

Aperture Science is pleased to inform you some lame shit was pulled out of your crappy computer

I'ts just a test

Hello and welcome to Windows XP operating system.

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Hello agin, you have new SMS

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Atenda o telefone!

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I find it mildly disturbing that you have come all this way and still expect to get cake.

Ever Heard of Fucked up bass lines ?

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Hello my friend. Stop laughing. Please.

Incomming phone call

tyler you should pick up your phone really you should if you dont yoy wont get cake and you want cake dont you?

hello subject 230 and welcome to my test facility

greetings subject 00101101010101, welcome to the please stop procrastinating and get on with your drama coursework test.

Welcome in this Activity

There is no cake in your hopeless life

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Intruder detected. Termination initiating in three... Two... One...

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Hello Gabor! It's been a long time!

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Welcome to the Jeff Hax injector!

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Long ago in days of yore it all began with a god named fore

Welcome to your computer. Would you like some cake?

Lol why

You are a shitcunt

DJ Rusty Griffin original

Josh has come to find out that the aperature science lab must kill him swiftly

Spy sapping my sentery

Welcome to Windows.

Hello trevor i heard you were from Canada

Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the training production flight.

you suck alex

This is my moment

hi, i want to kill, congratulate you

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I have been notified you are trying to hACK MY SYSTEMS

Hello, it's me, the lovely Glaaaaaados, answer your phooooone

I can't let you do that, Tom

Oh look a text message

Rainbow Dash is the fastest pony in all of Equestria.

aperture science would like to inform you that you have a text message

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Assuming you're careless enough, as is usually the case whenever someone acts out of anger, the excess negative charge would flow through the punch straight into you, electrocuting you and likely your friend as well.

Your only chance to avoid it is to find a way to ground it out before it's too late, which, based on the speed of the current, is nearly impossible.

Hello And Again Welcome To Aperture Science Technology Research

Magnets don't have feelings. Magnets don't need friends.

Well, that was useless. ...I'm screwed. Literally.

Inside, where I should be. Were you trying to imply something with that look you gave me earlier?

On the contrary, are you sure you don't give them out too often?

If you're looking for a fight you're not getting one. So why hasn't the party started yet? I mean it.

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You received a new voice mail. It wasn't important, so I deleted it.

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Goodnight dear. I hope you sleep well. I will talk to you again soon. I miss you.

do not answer this text message!

The Enrichemnt Center is required to remind you that certain state and federal regulations prohibit the use of safety railings in this chamber.

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Hello and welcome to Portal, i am your host, Glados!

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Goodnight dear. I hope you sleep well. I will talk to you again soon. I will miss you.

Hello! Welcome to Survival Island!.....

Hello. Its been a Long time. how have you been?

Its been a long time!How have you been?

SMS druzhochek

hello i am a boy

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Ty kurwo

Hello and once again, we made a new test for you, it's about getting you fucked by a testing core!

evyasaf! you've got a text message!

kibalta es em es achi!

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Danny, aperture science would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message

Welcome to LagClan

The aperture science enrichment centre would like to inform you that you have received a text message

You are monster

Now you are going to die

surfer you are a pervert

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Hey. My Name is Sandro. and i will punish the world!

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my name is adel

Hello. please pick up your aperture science handheld cellular device. If you fail to do so I will release the deadly neurotoxin

You have a new message in your inbox

I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone

auto

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Lil Tezz

warning, this video contains magic. magic has the potential to be pretty awesome. be prepared to be amazed. note, this may not be suitable for the elderly. they could die

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge Success" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can, For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

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hello adam. how are you doing. i challenge you to a childrens card game. i start with rare hunter. There I win.

Hello Angel. Welcome to the Apature Science testing room

Hello there lucario. I am GLaDOS welcome to the testing room. This should be fun. For Me

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Hello, welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center. Upon awakening, testing will soon begin.

Hello im GLaDOS and im potato

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Coucou, tu veut voir ma bite ?

Helping us to help you help us all

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Welcome To Neon F X Let's Plays. Where things are just about to get interesting

It's true!

Hello Anthony, Welcome Back

Talk Nerdy To Me

oh, Hello there, Welcome to a new kind of system, I like to call Death

Optimal operating temperature reached

Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked

I hate the smurf

oh here we are again

Hey whats up?

This is GLaDOS on behalf of Paul. Please leave a message or I get the hose again.

System failure. Release Rinzler.

You got mail James

james, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have received a email

james, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message

james, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have received an email

is this for real

Hello, Lacey.

Hello Christopher are you ready to test

Hello, Chris are you ready to test?

I will now kill you goodbye

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5. 4. 3. 2.1. this is just a delay test.

Hello, my name is Kevin

But anyway, now that she's gone, it's time for some real testing.

You have reached the voicemail of David Helfinstyen. He is unavailable to take your call at this time. Please leave a brief message, and he will return your call as soon as possible. Thank you.

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hello this is glados the test will start in 3 2 1

yo dawg whatcha doin?

Hello, you have reached the voicemail of Aperture Science Associate Gir. Please leave a message after the tone.

Do i need to turn this Enrichment Center around?

Hello test subjet 234531

500,000 people to wish Fall out boy all the best for the future!!!!!

Hello there, this is momiji.

I want to have your babies.

Why are you such a moron? Really. You are a horrible person Mitchel.

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Hello! You've reached two one two, nine two four, 6 8 3 1. Nobody is available to take your call. So please leave a message after the tone, and your call will be returned as quickly as possible.

Hi i am Glados, know i will give you the companion cube

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TROLOLOLOL I AM GLADOS!

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I have heard about huge casualties in our camps stronghold, not far from here.

So here we are again, it's always such a pleasure.

I am fine without you

Releasing neurotoxin

Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science trololololo.

I thunk we can put our differences behind us.

ciao Franci e anastasia

i am a simple test

hello, my name is creeper

I like cake, it taste like ckickin

Hola yo yo

The Aperture Enrichment center recommends you to answer this call.

Hello, I am Gay

Greetings. I am GLaDOS, and I will be testing you today.

Ricardo Bridgemohan cannot shoot portals straight

Sometimes were trying

ShadowHack by punch.exe

ring ring your phone is ringing please answer it

Hello and Welcome to the YouTube Video Test Facility, you are here so that we may test your comic skills and personality to see whether you are suitable to make more videos, If failed then you will be terminated...

hi i am testing

Please progress quickly through the test chamber. Prolonged exposure to the button is not a part of the test.

hello. the cake is waiting for you

My name is lane and i am a potato

My name is Tervelstars, I love my subscribers . Like and favourite my videos.

Haters gon hate.

Good day.

Hello and welcome to P C Gamers channel.

Hello and welcome to c l p computer tips

hello Alex. feeling sleepy? don't worry, that is just the gas. did you try the cake?...

Marine King Prime

Hello welcome to the show

giygas

Hello. Ahh. you are my killer

Hello Coco

ciao ilaria

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Fatty fatty no parents.

hello i am your master

SPAAAACE

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Oh, here's the cake. But wait. The cake is a lie!

Hello My name Ist DJ Lady D Have vun

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Hello and welcome sasser

A new sensor appears to be connected to me.

I suggest that you stop walking towards the end of that bridge. You could fall. Oh, wait. Carry on. I think I could live with that.

The cron job script picks up the file and sends a link to it by email to the recipient.

so, you finally decided to continue testing after 300 years.

Are you an idiot? Oh yes you are!

so, you finally

you can fire portals through that blue beam

I wanted you dead

You may want to answer your telephone, someone is trying to call you!

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Hi Owen, how are you doing?

I usually dont like do this, but since you're really annoying...

Attention. Dubstep has been declared illegal and all offenders will be executed effective immediately. Now drop the bass chickeshit. Ha. ha. ha.

I like to eat small children

I am vicky I am not a robot

You fail to meet the most basic of criteria for success

Hello, and wellcome to the Apeture Science computer aided inrichment center.

oh whats in here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My little Pony I used to wonder what friendship could be. My little pony, until you all shared its magic with me.

Have you finished Portal 2

until you shoot this two guys up there, dont try to go out without stealth

Hello you there. Go and fuck yourself!

Nel's Mix 6.

hello emily

that's what i'm couting on

remember when you tried to kill me

You know I'm still alive, and we have a lot more tests to run through!

hEo

what is love? baby dont hurt me.... dont hurt me, no more

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Hello. i'm the genie booty. try pronouncing this word

Bro, when I kiss girls, I can see the future.

Sean Lower

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Hello and welcome again to Aperture Science

Welcome to the lab, mister Wooters. Code 21 91 99 6 accepted.

Tech Talk

collin you are a fucking stupid little kid and you need to realize that some things arent games

Happy Birthday! I would have given you the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube for your birthday. But you killed it. There's still some cake left though. I hope you enjoy it.

hello kaila

why, hello peter...

Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. Good luck.

Hahah

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Hello if you're listening this is because I am still alive

Hello, my voice is changed due to unknown hardware problems.

I advise you to please step out the door to begin testing

Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink dot com. Then sign up and find my profile under the username lolsummer69. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am.

Hello if you're listening this is because i still alive

so we send our children into battle

thanks ^^

yo soy miku fock

AM STILL ALIVE RIGHT NOW

WHEN WILL I GET MY MESSAGES?! :D

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Champagne is a sparkling wine produced by inducing the in-bottle secondary fermentation of the wine to effect carbonation. It is produced exclusively within the Champagne region of France, from which it takes its name.

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Hello Keri. Your sickness is not conducive to Aperture Science testing quotas.

Dont Worry for the cake still here and dont scape

there is no end to the test

I am tired

chell,why are you such a jerk?

Hohohohoho

Okay, and THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!!! And as for all of YOU, I promise this will not hurt at all. Well, maybe just a sting, then again...

goodnay

howdy! i am shauna hoffman! i am so funny oh so funny! ha ha! i love yodeling dogs because i am awesome! i am a western girl. Well i am hitting the hay now. Good bye.

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