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Call from: Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
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Turn left at the stop light
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Akiira, Hello and Welcome to the future
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hello i am your owner
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Welcome to the Graduate Record Examination computer-based enrichment center.
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why are you running?
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Shayne please complete this test and you will get cake
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Hello there. Welcome to the world of illusion and mysterious happenings. I am Glados, iou may have heard of me. I doubt it as you are inferior to myself.
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everyone is a chubby bunny
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Welcome to a world of pain
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POOPHAMMER
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When you decide to look past the cake I will be waiting.
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Marshal, you have tiny genitals. I'm sorry. Some cake for your troubles?
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Take this, Microsoft Anna.
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Gotta catch 'em all.
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well, it's certainly good to see you again...
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The world shall be mine, then you will have cake
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you can choose. want you fight with scary monsters or want you come with me to de saved world?
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im glados... are you my friend?
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if you want to live, find me or die. you can choose, my friend. do the right, come to me! COME TO ME! choose now.
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Please, go further ahead to meet your... your... wel, your death. Gooooodbye!
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if you want to live, find me. you can choose now.
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Please come to the stage Born of Osiris is about to play Activate
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Welcome Empathy.fX
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Welcome Empathy
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Born of Osiris is about to play Please come the stage Prepare Active Detonate
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Hello Jason, I've been expecting you, Let the testing begin
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There you are. I'm going to kill you now.
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Thank you for calling Sam's cell phone.
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je voudrais que tu partes maintenant. The cake was no lie, and I promise that I'll bury your dead body. Maybe...tee.hee.
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How are you holding up?
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Hello Jacob and welcome to the aperture science enrichment center here you will learn to think with portals! Please proceed to the first testing chamber
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Hello Sam, I love you!
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hola esteban como va ..........que bueno
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hola esteban bienvenido a tu piesa
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hola esteban bienvenidos a tu cuarto
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Hello, and welcome to the Apiture science personnel death pit
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gina de parte de esteban dice que te ama
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this is a test stupid human
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Hello. What are you doing here? I don't want you here. go away!
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there is a hole in the sky. fall through it and die.
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Welcome Hayley
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I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each Pokemon to understand The power that's inside Pokemon, its you and me I know it?s my destiny
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mary with you go out with me?
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Mary, will you go out with me?
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welcome to the black mesa research facility
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Wheatley! I told you not to touch it! I am sorry Mrs. A2, he's a moron.
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I bought you some Nuka Cola, but I drank it already. I suppose it's not too bad for you...the radiation would have turned your pee blue.
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MERHABA
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merhaba orkun
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Hello. You know, I don't think that you should be here. I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you. good-bye.
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Hello Mrs A2.
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it's obvious! He's the red spy!
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DJ CHRISTINA AUDISH
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Hello I hate you
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The objective of the IT Security Policy and Guidelines e-Awareness Declaration is to raise the awareness level on: Information Security various security threats we face every day comply with IT Security Policies of e-Genting. It is intended to hel
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he whole voice generating process can be relatively long (about ~6 minutes per sentence), and many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file, it adds your request to the end of the request queue. You
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Hello Alexey!
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Welcome back to the Skolkovo Science Enrichment Center!
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
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Shedon the fox has made fun of me long enough. it's time he was tested.
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Come on Deborah , it's time to wake up
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Hi Deborah, you've sleeping long enough now, you'd better stand up, please stand up. Please stand, like the real slim shady.
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Hello, and welcome!
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Hello, I'm P.I.X- your personal information x-ray. What do you need?
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I like talking in GLaDOS' accent. Although it doesn't sound quite right at all. My sarcasm is not that good either. Coz someone I know decided to be Wheatley and tried to make me 'behave'. Like a brain tumor, he sucked every intelligence off from me.
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imzigamer productions
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You seem to have new mail. Isn't that, awesome?
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Hello tell me how you are?
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Non per sembrare scortese
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Hi guys, in this video I show you my aqua park.
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I put spell on you
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Starting Scan, Please hang on
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It has 4 slides, one bar, two toilets, pet zone and two pools.
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First of all, I'll show you my park, then slides and so so...
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This is the bar. In here you can buy food and boats...
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Now we're going to the slides...
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Welcome to GlaDOS. you are another victim to realise this OS was blatantly a virus.
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Hey, I am gagman. And i am so happy to you
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Falcos, How did you pass your driving test? Was It Hard? Was There Cake?
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nananananananana batman
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Hello Glados
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Severina Brad Pitt
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Hello. I have come for your children
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Bekaphatod a faszomat
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I will kill you. Next time.
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Hello there, Welcome to the testing chamber of Aperture science testing facility.
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oh, think twice. It's another day for you and me in paradise.
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Welcome to the School Vz
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I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole! Diggy diggy hole!
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You have reached the Apeture Science Aided Voicemal System for Subject 087, Zakary Hutchinson. Please leave a message in 3, 2, 1
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hello terror d in your glavor tour getin car
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Attention. You have recieved a text message. This is no test. Unless, of course, you would like to do one.
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esperamos sujetos de prueba en softwareclub.activoforo.com
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ffffh
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Thank you for donating your computer to the aprature science enrichmet center... you will loose all control in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
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Hi I'm here to destroy you
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Hallo und Wilkommen im apertutr
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Hallo und nocheinmal willkommen im Computergesteuerten
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Hello, you have a text message. It wasn't very interesting so I deleted it.
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Hello and thank you for calling the Apple Store Bahnhofstrasse Hotline...how may we assist you?
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this is your phone pick me up or i will tri to kill you
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What is this madness?
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Welcome to Windows 7. Remember, the cake is a lie!
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This is awesome.
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welcome andreas to another personal computer session
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hi there bram and eljakim, i come in peace bro lalalalalalala
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hey stop being rude to me you ugly pork ball woman!!!
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You have received a new text message. It wasn't very interesting so i deleted it.
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here i am
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you have reached 4 4 3 7 9 9 2 5 7 1
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Laptopsystem is shutting down
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Oh hi, how are you today?
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is that what i think it is?
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Hello. I am glados. please make sure you have all the nessary papers before we start the test.s filled out
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in order to survive this level, I suggest you to use old taoist thought do nothing and everything gets done
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Hello, brian. You have been chosen for a free aperture science handheld portal device. Please fill out the forms and the ASHPD will be right to you.
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hello how are you because i'm CRAZY
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move it koksucker
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You look like shit today
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hell no
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ladies and gentlemen, you are now listening to, DJ, Who So.
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911 What is your emergency?
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How about a nice game of chess
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Ben you douche
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Hello Jesse
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Perfect. Be quick. Be nice.
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doctor steven by david lynch but fart stinky puss
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Death, destruction, horror. That's what war is all about counsilmen. That's what makes it a thing to be avoided. You've made it neat and simple, so neat and simple. That you had no reason to stop it.
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hello kit
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school is boring but we try to make it fun
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Hi there. Every time you masturbate, you kill one live kitten.
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The Aperture science iPhone4 communications shows an incoming call, this must be a mistake due to the fact that no one loves you
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Hello. Allow me to introduce you to the medical benefits of benzene. What is benzene? Benzene is a chemical based, that creates many compounds. They are poisonous, but benzene alone, can improve all aspects of your health, mental and physical/
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jorge, joshua sos un puto cagon te la COMES !
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Hello. And welcome to this site
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Nathan love to play games that involve sexual games with african male children that were born in indonesia but now live in his basement
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Hello. This is a test message. We hope that this works!
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Oh look - even the satellites don't like you.
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The cake CAN'T be a lie.
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Oh no! This is a failure!
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well i will just keep testing you and you wont test me.
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Ypu monster
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answer the fucking phone asshole
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I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
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black
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Cody sucks
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i know you
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You have a new text message, but I found it boring so I deleted it.
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super sexy
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Hello Andy. Thats right im Glados. Your my new test subject. And im going to do you up the but.
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Were you the one who said that I would be nothing Well, I'm about to prove you wrong I'm not the only one who believes in something My one wish is about to come true I'm not stopping for you No matter what you do I'll just keep on dreaming My head up in
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Hello And Welcome to the Enrichment Center I am GLaDOS And Adrian K is CEO Of Aperture
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Hello. It's been a long, long time.
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once upon a time there was a goblin who lived in a hollowed out mushroom. the end.
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Now trolling, hurhurhur!
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Lachie What Are You Looking At
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Hello Piper
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Hello Piper. It seems you have a text message.
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My records indicate that you have a text message. Oh wait, my mistake. That message was for someone people actually like.
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The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.
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You have recieved a text message insert name here
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Hello Nos-4-A2
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hi alex you suck so much like o m g
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I love tou
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I love you Morgan
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Hello kitsune. You are a lesbian deep down.
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Okay, listen, I don't know if your dumb or not to understand I wanted you gone. Playing dead gets boring at times, but at least you came. I want to see some entertainment to see you die.
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Dancing will commence in 3,2,1...
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My hips dont lie taco taco burrito
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My hips don't lie taco taco burrito
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You wish your voice sounded like mine
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Hello, Aaron can't come to the phone at the moment, he is busy helping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center improve the world at the cost of his life. Should he survive, I'm sure he will return your call.
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Happy Birthday Evanna
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Hallo. test. test. test. Du entkommst mir nicht! There is no escape, you know.
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Hi, my name is Thor. You are who?
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two dee emotion
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welcome to paradoxfm have a nice day
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I am a hose, I will swallow you.
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kevin will kill those niggas
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Who/what is GLaDOS? The main antagonist in Portal, a video game by Valve. See the Portal Wiki article on GLaDOS for more information. Voice generator
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i want to play a game
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Joshua, please be good this holiday or there will be no cake
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You Have Arrived At Your Destination
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ooh , you made a companion cube. it's lovelly. it might fill the hole you have in your heart due to you'r lack of real friens.
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Hello thevampman24 is Dr. Vampsano around?
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Hello and again welcome to the tea systems computer aided chaos center
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oh , its you again.. i can not belibe im wasting my time as your computer now. i sould have stayed a potato.
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goodbye chen. you monster.
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Hello, you are not funny, now die please
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you unimportant shit was pluged in successfully. i must Confess , you surprised me. did not thought you had the cognitive skills required for pluging it in
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Thank You For Watching Toddi And Banana!
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Aperture Science is pleased to inform you some lame shit was pulled out of your crappy computer
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I'ts just a test
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Hello and welcome to Windows XP operating system.
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hello remamber me?
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boring boring boring , super boring... you actually like this stuff?? well too bad , im deleting it. useless boring were ware deleted.
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saengil chukha hamnida andy. saengil chukha hamnida andy.
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Hello agin, you have new SMS
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i'm just testing you
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ola pedro
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Hello, you have a new message!
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Atenda o telefone!
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Luan Your phone is ringing. if you do not answer quickly you will not get any cake. You really should answer because.. seriously what else do you have to do today? .....Ring ring....ring ring...why wont you answer? do you hate me?
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please record in the tone
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I find it mildly disturbing that you have come all this way and still expect to get cake.
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Ever Heard of Fucked up bass lines ?
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Perfect! Please move quickly to the chamberlock as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button are not part of this test.
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Hello my friend. Stop laughing. Please.
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Incomming phone call
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tyler you should pick up your phone really you should if you dont yoy wont get cake and you want cake dont you?
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hello subject 230 and welcome to my test facility
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greetings subject 00101101010101, welcome to the please stop procrastinating and get on with your drama coursework test.
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Welcome in this Activity
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There is no cake in your hopeless life
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CRYSIS 2 PACZKA KOLESI :D
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Why it is not working? I just want to read a file. I do not like that. I hate xcode. I hate everything.
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Welcome To b/ROTHERS.inc
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welcome,to sector 1.1 internet meme production facility
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Atle Suks At This Game
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a doo doo doo
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Wellcome to the Satake's windows XP home
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i hate you nd want you to die so will you please go die
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Give me all the money
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herp derpdie herp derp
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You put me inside a potato. You are a horrible person that's what it say, a horrible person.
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Hello Rachel. I love you
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Hello. Welcome To Peeptube a new social network. join now!
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She was alot like you. Maybe not as heavy.
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Blow it out your ass
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oh hello there matthew... i've been waiting a long time to say this... get a ps3
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hello Edi this is not a dream, this is reality and azy is really a nice guy, kisses and hugs
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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Intruder detected. Termination initiating in three... Two... One...
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eliminate timmy turner
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Hello Gabor! It's been a long time!
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Welcome to the Jeff Hacks injector
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Welcome to the Jeff Hacks injector!
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Welcome to the Jeff Hax injector!
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you have just had the almost imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike, which makes you, like cool
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charlie is so charlie is so
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Injected
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sizeable
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hello emma you are now getting a phone call from troy i hope your happy
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Long ago in days of yore it all began with a god named fore
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Welcome to your computer. Would you like some cake?
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Lol why
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You are a shitcunt
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DJ Rusty Griffin original
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Josh has come to find out that the aperature science lab must kill him swiftly
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Spy sapping my sentery
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Welcome to Windows.
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Hello trevor i heard you were from Canada
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Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the training production flight.
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you suck alex
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This is my moment
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hi, i want to kill, congratulate you
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poto amor mio ee ee sabes que te amo toto
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I have been notified you are trying to hACK MY SYSTEMS
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Hello, it's me, the lovely Glaaaaaados, answer your phooooone
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I can't let you do that, Tom
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Oh look a text message
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Rainbow Dash is the fastest pony in all of Equestria.
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aperture science would like to inform you that you have a text message
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what is up i have a poo in my circuts would you like to lick it and i am a potato hello eli lets be friends and it is me god and poo poo on tim
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I would not advise that, for your own safety as well as your friend's and that of everyone in here. Your body is a conductor, and that sugared drink would only rearrange the electrons within my metallic generator of a body.
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Assuming you're careless enough, as is usually the case whenever someone acts out of anger, the excess negative charge would flow through the punch straight into you, electrocuting you and likely your friend as well.
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Your only chance to avoid it is to find a way to ground it out before it's too late, which, based on the speed of the current, is nearly impossible.
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Hello And Again Welcome To Aperture Science Technology Research
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Magnets don't have feelings. Magnets don't need friends.
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Well, that was useless. ...I'm screwed. Literally.
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Inside, where I should be. Were you trying to imply something with that look you gave me earlier?
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On the contrary, are you sure you don't give them out too often?
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If you're looking for a fight you're not getting one. So why hasn't the party started yet? I mean it.
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If you're wondering, no, I don't really have a reason for being here. But I'm not the type to ruin everything. Think about it. If I wasn't here, you wouldn't have had something to do.
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caiden is a stupid motherfucker
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You received a new voice mail. It wasn't important, so I deleted it.
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Gay Ryan likes to sleep with guys
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Goodnight dear. I hope you sleep well. I will talk to you again soon. I miss you.
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do not answer this text message!
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The Enrichemnt Center is required to remind you that certain state and federal regulations prohibit the use of safety railings in this chamber.
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You killed me you asshole. Thanks and come again.
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Hello and welcome to Portal, i am your host, Glados!
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You wanna see some ass I wanna see sum cash Keep dem dollars comin And das gonna make me dance
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Goodnight dear. I hope you sleep well. I will talk to you again soon. I will miss you.
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Hello! Welcome to Survival Island!.....
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Hello. Its been a Long time. how have you been?
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Its been a long time!How have you been?
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SMS druzhochek
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hello i am a boy
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Hello again. I thought... Never mind.
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Ty kurwo
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Hello and once again, we made a new test for you, it's about getting you fucked by a testing core!
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evyasaf! you've got a text message!
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kibalta es em es achi!
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kibalta es em es achi
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What are you doing Colm? Why did you do that?
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Loading Files... Loading Complete. Sending Files... All files have benn sent. Thank you and goodbye. Now, rest in peace. Initalizing self-destruction protocol.
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Hello Wheatly
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Welcome to worldwide affair 2011. We now bring you graph versus funk detective
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I will not make further comments.
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la puta que te pario
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its going to be legen wait for it dairy legendary
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salve tutto ok?
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Danny, aperture science would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message
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Welcome to LagClan
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You are monster
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Now you are going to die
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surfer you are a pervert
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As much as I'd love to know I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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Hey. My Name is Sandro. and i will punish the world!
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kill them all please
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my name is adel
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Hello. please pick up your aperture science handheld cellular device. If you fail to do so I will release the deadly neurotoxin
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I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone
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Ohhhhh Lil Tezz
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Lil Tezz
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warning, this video contains magic. magic has the potential to be pretty awesome. be prepared to be amazed. note, this may not be suitable for the elderly. they could die
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge Success" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can, For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
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feck off heee heee
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hello adam. how are you doing. i challenge you to a childrens card game. i start with rare hunter. There I win.
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Hello Angel. Welcome to the Apature Science testing room
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Hello there lucario. I am GLaDOS welcome to the testing room. This should be fun. For Me
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Hello, welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center. Upon awakening, testing will soon begin.
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Hello im GLaDOS and im potato
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Mwah. i love ben brandon is like toilets and mustaches i love ben so much mwah brandon has poop
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my name is kujho y kill you because you are vere bad tom e kiss my ask mama yeah yeah y gona take my pin and y introduce in you ask baby
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Coucou, tu veut voir ma bite ?
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Helping us to help you help us all
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yan cat is funny, it tortures human till their eyes bleed, how funny
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Congratulations, you have completed portal 1 and 2. You will now recieve Cake.
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Welcome To Neon F X Let's Plays. Where things are just about to get interesting
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It's true!
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Hello Anthony, Welcome Back
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Talk Nerdy To Me
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oh, Hello there, Welcome to a new kind of system, I like to call Death
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Optimal operating temperature reached
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Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked
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I hate the smurf
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oh here we are again
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Hey whats up?
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This is GLaDOS on behalf of Paul. Please leave a message or I get the hose again.
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System failure. Release Rinzler.
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You got mail James
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james, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have received a email
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james, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message
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james, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have received an email
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is this for real
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Hello, Lacey.
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Hello Christopher are you ready to test
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Hello, Chris are you ready to test?
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I will now kill you goodbye
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hello hahahahaha lol lol
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Rap849.net
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mentally lol roflcopters wut a fail lolwutermelons the enrichment centerlol would like to rofl inform you that... THIS IS the enrichment center
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the enrichment center would like to inform you that your xbox has a red ring of death. it wanted to die. you are a terrible person. long fall boots rock. i dont know. 1+1=...i forgot. a b c... wut came after c?
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5. 4. 3. 2.1. this is just a delay test.
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Hello, my name is Kevin
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But anyway, now that she's gone, it's time for some real testing.
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You have reached the voicemail of David Helfinstyen. He is unavailable to take your call at this time. Please leave a brief message, and he will return your call as soon as possible. Thank you.
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suck my robotic testicles
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hello this is glados the test will start in 3 2 1
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yo dawg whatcha doin?
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Hello, you have reached the voicemail of Aperture Science Associate Gir. Please leave a message after the tone.
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Do i need to turn this Enrichment Center around?
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Hello test subjet 234531
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500,000 people to wish Fall out boy all the best for the future!!!!!
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I want to have your babies.
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Why are you such a moron? Really. You are a horrible person Mitchel.
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I'm in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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Hello! You've reached two one two, nine two four, 6 8 3 1. Nobody is available to take your call. So please leave a message after the tone, and your call will be returned as quickly as possible.
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Hi i am Glados, know i will give you the companion cube
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You will be my friend and i will stab you in the back then dispose of your body in the ocean
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Its over 9000. i Lied. Ha ha.
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TROLOLOLOL I AM GLADOS!
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You are the best husband of the world, Zsolt!
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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.
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I have heard about huge casualties in our camps stronghold, not far from here.
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So here we are again, it's always such a pleasure.
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I am fine without you
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Releasing neurotoxin
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Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science trololololo.
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I thunk we can put our differences behind us.
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ciao Franci e anastasia
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i am a simple test
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hello, my name is creeper
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I like cake, it taste like ckickin
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The Aperture Enrichment center recommends you to answer this call.
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Hello, I am Gay
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Greetings. I am GLaDOS, and I will be testing you today.
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Ricardo Bridgemohan cannot shoot portals straight
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Sometimes were trying
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ShadowHack by punch.exe
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ring ring your phone is ringing please answer it
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Hello and Welcome to the YouTube Video Test Facility, you are here so that we may test your comic skills and personality to see whether you are suitable to make more videos, If failed then you will be terminated...
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hi i am testing
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Please progress quickly through the test chamber. Prolonged exposure to the button is not a part of the test.
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hello. the cake is waiting for you
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My name is lane and i am a potato
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My name is Tervelstars, I love my subscribers . Like and favourite my videos.
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Haters gon hate.
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Good day.
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Hello and welcome to P C Gamers channel.
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hello Alex. feeling sleepy? don't worry, that is just the gas. did you try the cake?...
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Marine King Prime
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Hello welcome to the show
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giygas
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Hello. Ahh. you are my killer
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Hello Coco
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ciao ilaria
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Fatty fatty no parents.
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SPAAAACE
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I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up. Don't believe me? That's you!
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Oh, here's the cake. But wait. The cake is a lie!
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Hello My name Ist DJ Lady D Have vun
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Hello My name Ist DJ Lady DDDD
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Hello and welcome sasser
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A new sensor appears to be connected to me.
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I suggest that you stop walking towards the end of that bridge. You could fall. Oh, wait. Carry on. I think I could live with that.
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The cron job script picks up the file and sends a link to it by email to the recipient.
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so, you finally decided to continue testing after 300 years.
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Are you an idiot? Oh yes you are!
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so, you finally
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you can fire portals through that blue beam
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I wanted you dead
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You may want to answer your telephone, someone is trying to call you!
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Hi Owen, how are you doing?
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I usually dont like do this, but since you're really annoying...
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Attention. Dubstep has been declared illegal and all offenders will be executed effective immediately. Now drop the bass chickeshit. Ha. ha. ha.
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I like to eat small children
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I am vicky I am not a robot
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You fail to meet the most basic of criteria for success
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Hello, and wellcome to the Apeture Science computer aided inrichment center.
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oh whats in here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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My little Pony I used to wonder what friendship could be. My little pony, until you all shared its magic with me.
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Have you finished Portal 2
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until you shoot this two guys up there, dont try to go out without stealth
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Hello you there. Go and fuck yourself!
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Nel's Mix 6.
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hello emily
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that's what i'm couting on
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remember when you tried to kill me
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You know I'm still alive, and we have a lot more tests to run through!
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hEo
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what is love? baby dont hurt me.... dont hurt me, no more
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gay voice text to speech
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Hello. i'm the genie booty. try pronouncing this word
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Bro, when I kiss girls, I can see the future.
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Sean Lower
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Hello and welcome again to Aperture Science
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Welcome to the lab, mister Wooters. Code 21 91 99 6 accepted.
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Tech Talk
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collin you are a fucking stupid little kid and you need to realize that some things arent games
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Happy Birthday! I would have given you the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube for your birthday. But you killed it. There's still some cake left though. I hope you enjoy it.
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hello kaila
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why, hello peter...
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Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. Good luck.
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Hahah
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Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. Good luck.
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Hello if you're listening this is because I am still alive
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Hello, my voice is changed due to unknown hardware problems.
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I advise you to please step out the door to begin testing
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Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink dot com. Then sign up and find my profile under the username lolsummer69. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am.
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Hello if you're listening this is because i still alive
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so we send our children into battle
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thanks ^^
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yo soy miku fock
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AM STILL ALIVE RIGHT NOW
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WHEN WILL I GET MY MESSAGES?! :D
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Champagne is a sparkling wine produced by inducing the in-bottle secondary fermentation of the wine to effect carbonation. It is produced exclusively within the Champagne region of France,[1] from which it takes its name.
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Champagne is a sparkling wine produced by inducing the in-bottle secondary fermentation of the wine to effect carbonation. It is produced exclusively within the Champagne region of France, from which it takes its name.
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Shade is a g@y f@g who sucks d1ck all day and every day from his gl0ry hole
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Hello Keri. Your sickness is not conducive to Aperture Science testing quotas.
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Dont Worry for the cake still here and dont scape
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there is no end to the test
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I am tired
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chell,why are you such a jerk?
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Hohohohoho
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Okay, and THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!!! And as for all of YOU, I promise this will not hurt at all. Well, maybe just a sting, then again...
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goodnay
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howdy! i am shauna hoffman! i am so funny oh so funny! ha ha! i love yodeling dogs because i am awesome! i am a western girl. Well i am hitting the hay now. Good bye.
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Creo que buscabas esto.
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