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“Call from: Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Turn left at the stop light ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Akiira, Hello and Welcome to the future ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello i am your owner ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Graduate Record Examination computer-based enrichment center. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“why are you running? ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Shayne please complete this test and you will get cake ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello there. Welcome to the world of illusion and mysterious happenings. I am Glados, iou may have heard of me. I doubt it as you are inferior to myself. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“everyone is a chubby bunny ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to a world of pain ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“POOPHAMMER ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“When you decide to look past the cake I will be waiting. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Marshal, you have tiny genitals. I'm sorry. Some cake for your troubles? ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Take this, Microsoft Anna. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Gotta catch 'em all. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“well, it's certainly good to see you again... ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The world shall be mine, then you will have cake ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you can choose. want you fight with scary monsters or want you come with me to de saved world? ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“im glados... are you my friend? ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“if you want to live, find me or die. you can choose, my friend. do the right, come to me! COME TO ME! choose now. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Please, go further ahead to meet your... your... wel, your death. Gooooodbye! ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“if you want to live, find me. you can choose now. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Please come to the stage Born of Osiris is about to play Activate ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome Empathy.fX ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome Empathy ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Born of Osiris is about to play Please come the stage Prepare Active Detonate ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Jason, I've been expecting you, Let the testing begin ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“There you are. I'm going to kill you now. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Thank you for calling Sam's cell phone. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“je voudrais que tu partes maintenant. The cake was no lie, and I promise that I'll bury your dead body. Maybe...tee.hee. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“How are you holding up? ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Jacob and welcome to the aperture science enrichment center here you will learn to think with portals! Please proceed to the first testing chamber ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Sam, I love you! ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hola esteban como va ..........que bueno ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hola esteban bienvenido a tu piesa ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hola esteban bienvenidos a tu cuarto ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and welcome to the Apiture science personnel death pit ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“gina de parte de esteban dice que te ama ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“this is a test stupid human ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. What are you doing here? I don't want you here. go away! ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“there is a hole in the sky. fall through it and die. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome Hayley ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each Pokemon to understand The power that's inside Pokemon, its you and me I know it?s my destiny ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“mary with you go out with me? ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Mary, will you go out with me? ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“welcome to the black mesa research facility ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Wheatley! I told you not to touch it! I am sorry Mrs. A2, he's a moron. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I bought you some Nuka Cola, but I drank it already. I suppose it's not too bad for you...the radiation would have turned your pee blue. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“MERHABA ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“merhaba orkun ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. You know, I don't think that you should be here. I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you. good-bye. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Mrs A2. ” | Download | 07/19/2011 | Not recorded |
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“it's obvious! He's the red spy! ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“DJ CHRISTINA AUDISH ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello I hate you ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The objective of the IT Security Policy and Guidelines e-Awareness Declaration is to raise the awareness level on: Information Security various security threats we face every day comply with IT Security Policies of e-Genting. It is intended to hel ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“he whole voice generating process can be relatively long (about ~6 minutes per sentence), and many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file, it adds your request to the end of the request queue. You ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Alexey! ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome back to the Skolkovo Science Enrichment Center! ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Shedon the fox has made fun of me long enough. it's time he was tested. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Come on Deborah , it's time to wake up ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hi Deborah, you've sleeping long enough now, you'd better stand up, please stand up. Please stand, like the real slim shady. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and welcome! ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, I'm P.I.X- your personal information x-ray. What do you need? ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I like talking in GLaDOS' accent. Although it doesn't sound quite right at all. My sarcasm is not that good either. Coz someone I know decided to be Wheatley and tried to make me 'behave'. Like a brain tumor, he sucked every intelligence off from me. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“imzigamer productions ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You seem to have new mail. Isn't that, awesome? ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello tell me how you are? ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Non per sembrare scortese ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hi guys, in this video I show you my aqua park. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I put spell on you ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Starting Scan, Please hang on ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“It has 4 slides, one bar, two toilets, pet zone and two pools. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“First of all, I'll show you my park, then slides and so so... ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This is the bar. In here you can buy food and boats... ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Now we're going to the slides... ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to GlaDOS. you are another victim to realise this OS was blatantly a virus. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hey, I am gagman. And i am so happy to you ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Falcos, How did you pass your driving test? Was It Hard? Was There Cake? ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“nananananananana batman ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Glados ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Severina Brad Pitt ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. I have come for your children ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Bekaphatod a faszomat ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I will kill you. Next time. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello there, Welcome to the testing chamber of Aperture science testing facility. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“oh, think twice. It's another day for you and me in paradise. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the School Vz ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole! Diggy diggy hole! ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You have reached the Apeture Science Aided Voicemal System for Subject 087, Zakary Hutchinson. Please leave a message in 3, 2, 1 ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello terror d in your glavor tour getin car ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Attention. You have recieved a text message. This is no test. Unless, of course, you would like to do one. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“esperamos sujetos de prueba en softwareclub.activoforo.com ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ffffh ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Thank you for donating your computer to the aprature science enrichmet center... you will loose all control in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hi I'm here to destroy you ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hallo und Wilkommen im apertutr ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hallo und nocheinmal willkommen im Computergesteuerten ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, you have a text message. It wasn't very interesting so I deleted it. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and thank you for calling the Apple Store Bahnhofstrasse Hotline...how may we assist you? ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“this is your phone pick me up or i will tri to kill you ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“What is this madness? ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to Windows 7. Remember, the cake is a lie! ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This is awesome. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“welcome andreas to another personal computer session ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hi there bram and eljakim, i come in peace bro lalalalalalala ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hey stop being rude to me you ugly pork ball woman!!! ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You have received a new text message. It wasn't very interesting so i deleted it. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“here i am ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you have reached 4 4 3 7 9 9 2 5 7 1 ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Laptopsystem is shutting down ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh hi, how are you today? ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“is that what i think it is? ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. I am glados. please make sure you have all the nessary papers before we start the test.s filled out ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“in order to survive this level, I suggest you to use old taoist thought do nothing and everything gets done ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, brian. You have been chosen for a free aperture science handheld portal device. Please fill out the forms and the ASHPD will be right to you. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello how are you because i'm CRAZY ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“move it koksucker ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You look like shit today ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hell no ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ladies and gentlemen, you are now listening to, DJ, Who So. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“911 What is your emergency? ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“How about a nice game of chess ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Ben you douche ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Jesse ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Perfect. Be quick. Be nice. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“doctor steven by david lynch but fart stinky puss ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Death, destruction, horror. That's what war is all about counsilmen. That's what makes it a thing to be avoided. You've made it neat and simple, so neat and simple. That you had no reason to stop it. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello kit ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“school is boring but we try to make it fun ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hi there. Every time you masturbate, you kill one live kitten. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The Aperture science iPhone4 communications shows an incoming call, this must be a mistake due to the fact that no one loves you ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Allow me to introduce you to the medical benefits of benzene. What is benzene? Benzene is a chemical based, that creates many compounds. They are poisonous, but benzene alone, can improve all aspects of your health, mental and physical/ ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“jorge, joshua sos un puto cagon te la COMES ! ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. And welcome to this site ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Nathan love to play games that involve sexual games with african male children that were born in indonesia but now live in his basement ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. This is a test message. We hope that this works! ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh look - even the satellites don't like you. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The cake CAN'T be a lie. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh no! This is a failure! ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“well i will just keep testing you and you wont test me. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Ypu monster ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“answer the fucking phone asshole ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“black ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Cody sucks ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“i know you ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You have a new text message, but I found it boring so I deleted it. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“super sexy ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Andy. Thats right im Glados. Your my new test subject. And im going to do you up the but. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Were you the one who said that I would be nothing Well, I'm about to prove you wrong I'm not the only one who believes in something My one wish is about to come true I'm not stopping for you No matter what you do I'll just keep on dreaming My head up in ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello And Welcome to the Enrichment Center I am GLaDOS And Adrian K is CEO Of Aperture ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. It's been a long, long time. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“once upon a time there was a goblin who lived in a hollowed out mushroom. the end. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Now trolling, hurhurhur! ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Lachie What Are You Looking At ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Piper ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Piper. It seems you have a text message. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“My records indicate that you have a text message. Oh wait, my mistake. That message was for someone people actually like. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You have recieved a text message insert name here ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Nos-4-A2 ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hi alex you suck so much like o m g ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I love tou ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I love you Morgan ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello kitsune. You are a lesbian deep down. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Okay, listen, I don't know if your dumb or not to understand I wanted you gone. Playing dead gets boring at times, but at least you came. I want to see some entertainment to see you die. ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Dancing will commence in 3,2,1... ” | Download | 07/20/2011 | Not recorded |
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“My hips dont lie taco taco burrito ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“My hips don't lie taco taco burrito ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You wish your voice sounded like mine ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, Aaron can't come to the phone at the moment, he is busy helping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center improve the world at the cost of his life. Should he survive, I'm sure he will return your call. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Happy Birthday Evanna ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hallo. test. test. test. Du entkommst mir nicht! There is no escape, you know. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hi, my name is Thor. You are who? ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“two dee emotion ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“welcome to paradoxfm have a nice day ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I am a hose, I will swallow you. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“kevin will kill those niggas ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Who/what is GLaDOS? The main antagonist in Portal, a video game by Valve. See the Portal Wiki article on GLaDOS for more information. Voice generator ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“i want to play a game ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Joshua, please be good this holiday or there will be no cake ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You Have Arrived At Your Destination ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ooh , you made a companion cube. it's lovelly. it might fill the hole you have in your heart due to you'r lack of real friens. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello thevampman24 is Dr. Vampsano around? ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and again welcome to the tea systems computer aided chaos center ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“oh , its you again.. i can not belibe im wasting my time as your computer now. i sould have stayed a potato. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“goodbye chen. you monster. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, you are not funny, now die please ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you unimportant shit was pluged in successfully. i must Confess , you surprised me. did not thought you had the cognitive skills required for pluging it in ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Thank You For Watching Toddi And Banana! ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Aperture Science is pleased to inform you some lame shit was pulled out of your crappy computer ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I'ts just a test ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and welcome to Windows XP operating system. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello remamber me? ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“boring boring boring , super boring... you actually like this stuff?? well too bad , im deleting it. useless boring were ware deleted. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“saengil chukha hamnida andy. saengil chukha hamnida andy. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello agin, you have new SMS ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“i'm just testing you ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ola pedro ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, you have a new message! ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Atenda o telefone! ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Luan Your phone is ringing. if you do not answer quickly you will not get any cake. You really should answer because.. seriously what else do you have to do today? .....Ring ring....ring ring...why wont you answer? do you hate me? ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“please record in the tone ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I find it mildly disturbing that you have come all this way and still expect to get cake. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Ever Heard of Fucked up bass lines ? ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Perfect! Please move quickly to the chamberlock as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button are not part of this test. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello my friend. Stop laughing. Please. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Incomming phone call ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“tyler you should pick up your phone really you should if you dont yoy wont get cake and you want cake dont you? ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello subject 230 and welcome to my test facility ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“greetings subject 00101101010101, welcome to the please stop procrastinating and get on with your drama coursework test. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome in this Activity ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“There is no cake in your hopeless life ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“CRYSIS 2 PACZKA KOLESI :D ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Why it is not working? I just want to read a file. I do not like that. I hate xcode. I hate everything. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome To b/ROTHERS.inc ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“welcome,to sector 1.1 internet meme production facility ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Atle Suks At This Game ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“a doo doo doo ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Wellcome to the Satake's windows XP home ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“i hate you nd want you to die so will you please go die ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Give me all the money ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“herp derpdie herp derp ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You put me inside a potato. You are a horrible person that's what it say, a horrible person. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Rachel. I love you ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Welcome To Peeptube a new social network. join now! ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“She was alot like you. Maybe not as heavy. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Shit bawlz muther fukr shit bawlz muther fukr ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“shit bawlz mutherfukr shit bawlz mutherfukr shit bawlz mutherfukr shit bawlz mutherfukr ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Blow it out your ass ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“oh hello there matthew... i've been waiting a long time to say this... get a ps3 ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello Edi this is not a dream, this is reality and azy is really a nice guy, kisses and hugs ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Intruder detected. Termination initiating in three... Two... One... ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“eliminate timmy turner ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Gabor! It's been a long time! ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Jeff Hacks injector ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Jeff Hacks injector! ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Jeff Hax injector! ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you have just had the almost imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike, which makes you, like cool ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“charlie is so charlie is so ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Injected ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“sizeable ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello emma you are now getting a phone call from troy i hope your happy ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Long ago in days of yore it all began with a god named fore ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to your computer. Would you like some cake? ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Lol why ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You are a shitcunt ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“DJ Rusty Griffin original ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Josh has come to find out that the aperature science lab must kill him swiftly ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Spy sapping my sentery ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to Windows. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello trevor i heard you were from Canada ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the training production flight. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you suck alex ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This is my moment ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hi, i want to kill, congratulate you ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“poto amor mio ee ee sabes que te amo toto ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I have been notified you are trying to hACK MY SYSTEMS ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, it's me, the lovely Glaaaaaados, answer your phooooone ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I can't let you do that, Tom ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh look a text message ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Rainbow Dash is the fastest pony in all of Equestria. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“aperture science would like to inform you that you have a text message ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“what is up i have a poo in my circuts would you like to lick it and i am a potato hello eli lets be friends and it is me god and poo poo on tim ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I would not advise that, for your own safety as well as your friend's and that of everyone in here. Your body is a conductor, and that sugared drink would only rearrange the electrons within my metallic generator of a body. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Assuming you're careless enough, as is usually the case whenever someone acts out of anger, the excess negative charge would flow through the punch straight into you, electrocuting you and likely your friend as well. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Your only chance to avoid it is to find a way to ground it out before it's too late, which, based on the speed of the current, is nearly impossible. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello And Again Welcome To Aperture Science Technology Research ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Magnets don't have feelings. Magnets don't need friends. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Well, that was useless. ...I'm screwed. Literally. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Inside, where I should be. Were you trying to imply something with that look you gave me earlier? ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“On the contrary, are you sure you don't give them out too often? ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“If you're looking for a fight you're not getting one. So why hasn't the party started yet? I mean it. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“If you're wondering, no, I don't really have a reason for being here. But I'm not the type to ruin everything. Think about it. If I wasn't here, you wouldn't have had something to do. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“caiden is a stupid motherfucker ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You received a new voice mail. It wasn't important, so I deleted it. ” | Download | 07/21/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Gay Ryan likes to sleep with guys ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Goodnight dear. I hope you sleep well. I will talk to you again soon. I miss you. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“do not answer this text message! ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The Enrichemnt Center is required to remind you that certain state and federal regulations prohibit the use of safety railings in this chamber. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You killed me you asshole. Thanks and come again. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and welcome to Portal, i am your host, Glados! ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You wanna see some ass I wanna see sum cash Keep dem dollars comin And das gonna make me dance ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Goodnight dear. I hope you sleep well. I will talk to you again soon. I will miss you. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello! Welcome to Survival Island!..... ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Its been a Long time. how have you been? ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Its been a long time!How have you been? ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“SMS druzhochek ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello i am a boy ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello again. I thought... Never mind. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Ty kurwo ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and once again, we made a new test for you, it's about getting you fucked by a testing core! ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“evyasaf! you've got a text message! ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“kibalta es em es achi! ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“kibalta es em es achi ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“What are you doing Colm? Why did you do that? ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Loading Files... Loading Complete. Sending Files... All files have benn sent. Thank you and goodbye. Now, rest in peace. Initalizing self-destruction protocol. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ujgyikygoli ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“loooooooooooool ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Wheatly ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to worldwide affair 2011. We now bring you graph versus funk detective ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I will not make further comments. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“la puta que te pario ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“its going to be legen wait for it dairy legendary ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“salve tutto ok? ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Danny, aperture science would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to LagClan ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The aperture science enrichment centre would like to inform you that you have received a text message ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You are monster ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Now you are going to die ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“surfer you are a pervert ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“As much as I'd love to know I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hey. My Name is Sandro. and i will punish the world! ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“kill them all please ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“my name is adel ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. please pick up your aperture science handheld cellular device. If you fail to do so I will release the deadly neurotoxin ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You have a new message in your inbox ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“auto ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Ohhhhh Lil Tezz ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Lil Tezz ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“warning, this video contains magic. magic has the potential to be pretty awesome. be prepared to be amazed. note, this may not be suitable for the elderly. they could die ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge Success" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can, For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“feck off heee heee ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“gdfsgdsfgdfgdfg ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello adam. how are you doing. i challenge you to a childrens card game. i start with rare hunter. There I win. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Angel. Welcome to the Apature Science testing room ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello there lucario. I am GLaDOS welcome to the testing room. This should be fun. For Me ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“w66266507 ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center. Upon awakening, testing will soon begin. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello im GLaDOS and im potato ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Mwah. i love ben brandon is like toilets and mustaches i love ben so much mwah brandon has poop ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“my name is kujho y kill you because you are vere bad tom e kiss my ask mama yeah yeah y gona take my pin and y introduce in you ask baby ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Coucou, tu veut voir ma bite ? ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Helping us to help you help us all ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“yan cat is funny, it tortures human till their eyes bleed, how funny ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Congratulations, you have completed portal 1 and 2. You will now recieve Cake. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome To Neon F X Let's Plays. Where things are just about to get interesting ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“It's true! ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Anthony, Welcome Back ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Talk Nerdy To Me ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“oh, Hello there, Welcome to a new kind of system, I like to call Death ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Optimal operating temperature reached ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I hate the smurf ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“oh here we are again ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hey whats up? ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This is GLaDOS on behalf of Paul. Please leave a message or I get the hose again. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“System failure. Release Rinzler. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You got mail James ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“james, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have received a email ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“james, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“james, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have received an email ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“is this for real ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, Lacey. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Christopher are you ready to test ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, Chris are you ready to test? ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I will now kill you goodbye ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“khiloh ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello hahahahaha lol lol ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Rap849.net ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“mentally lol roflcopters wut a fail lolwutermelons the enrichment centerlol would like to rofl inform you that... THIS IS the enrichment center ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“the enrichment center would like to inform you that your xbox has a red ring of death. it wanted to die. you are a terrible person. long fall boots rock. i dont know. 1+1=...i forgot. a b c... wut came after c? ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“5. 4. 3. 2.1. this is just a delay test. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, my name is Kevin ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“But anyway, now that she's gone, it's time for some real testing. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You have reached the voicemail of David Helfinstyen. He is unavailable to take your call at this time. Please leave a brief message, and he will return your call as soon as possible. Thank you. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“suck my robotic testicles ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello this is glados the test will start in 3 2 1 ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“yo dawg whatcha doin? ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, you have reached the voicemail of Aperture Science Associate Gir. Please leave a message after the tone. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Do i need to turn this Enrichment Center around? ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello test subjet 234531 ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“500,000 people to wish Fall out boy all the best for the future!!!!! ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello there, this is momiji. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I want to have your babies. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Why are you such a moron? Really. You are a horrible person Mitchel. ” | Download | 07/22/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Privetsvuyu ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I'm in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello! You've reached two one two, nine two four, 6 8 3 1. Nobody is available to take your call. So please leave a message after the tone, and your call will be returned as quickly as possible. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hi i am Glados, know i will give you the companion cube ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You will be my friend and i will stab you in the back then dispose of your body in the ocean ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Its over 9000. i Lied. Ha ha. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“TROLOLOLOL I AM GLADOS! ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You are the best husband of the world, Zsolt! ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I have heard about huge casualties in our camps stronghold, not far from here. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“So here we are again, it's always such a pleasure. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I am fine without you ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Releasing neurotoxin ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science trololololo. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I thunk we can put our differences behind us. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ciao Franci e anastasia ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“i am a simple test ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello, my name is creeper ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I like cake, it taste like ckickin ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hola yo yo ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The Aperture Enrichment center recommends you to answer this call. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, I am Gay ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Greetings. I am GLaDOS, and I will be testing you today. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Ricardo Bridgemohan cannot shoot portals straight ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Sometimes were trying ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ShadowHack by punch.exe ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ring ring your phone is ringing please answer it ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and Welcome to the YouTube Video Test Facility, you are here so that we may test your comic skills and personality to see whether you are suitable to make more videos, If failed then you will be terminated... ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hi i am testing ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Please progress quickly through the test chamber. Prolonged exposure to the button is not a part of the test. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello. the cake is waiting for you ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“My name is lane and i am a potato ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“My name is Tervelstars, I love my subscribers . Like and favourite my videos. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Haters gon hate. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Good day. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and welcome to P C Gamers channel. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and welcome to c l p computer tips ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello Alex. feeling sleepy? don't worry, that is just the gas. did you try the cake?... ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Marine King Prime ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello welcome to the show ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“giygas ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Ahh. you are my killer ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Coco ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ciao ilaria ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“sdfsdf ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Fatty fatty no parents. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello i am your master ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“SPAAAACE ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up. Don't believe me? That's you! ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, here's the cake. But wait. The cake is a lie! ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello My name Ist DJ Lady D Have vun ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello My name Ist DJ Lady DDDD ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and welcome sasser ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“A new sensor appears to be connected to me. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I suggest that you stop walking towards the end of that bridge. You could fall. Oh, wait. Carry on. I think I could live with that. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The cron job script picks up the file and sends a link to it by email to the recipient. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“so, you finally decided to continue testing after 300 years. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Are you an idiot? Oh yes you are! ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“so, you finally ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you can fire portals through that blue beam ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I wanted you dead ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You may want to answer your telephone, someone is trying to call you! ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hej pa dej ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hi Owen, how are you doing? ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I usually dont like do this, but since you're really annoying... ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Attention. Dubstep has been declared illegal and all offenders will be executed effective immediately. Now drop the bass chickeshit. Ha. ha. ha. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I like to eat small children ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I am vicky I am not a robot ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You fail to meet the most basic of criteria for success ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and wellcome to the Apeture Science computer aided inrichment center. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“oh whats in here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“My little Pony I used to wonder what friendship could be. My little pony, until you all shared its magic with me. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Have you finished Portal 2 ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“until you shoot this two guys up there, dont try to go out without stealth ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello you there. Go and fuck yourself! ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Nel's Mix 6. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello emily ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“that's what i'm couting on ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“remember when you tried to kill me ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You know I'm still alive, and we have a lot more tests to run through! ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hEo ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“what is love? baby dont hurt me.... dont hurt me, no more ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“gay voice text to speech ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. i'm the genie booty. try pronouncing this word ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Bro, when I kiss girls, I can see the future. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Sean Lower ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hhhfdkhiehwuyuthbdjcvslidfuidjkfhdk ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and welcome again to Aperture Science ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the lab, mister Wooters. Code 21 91 99 6 accepted. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Tech Talk ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“collin you are a fucking stupid little kid and you need to realize that some things arent games ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Happy Birthday! I would have given you the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube for your birthday. But you killed it. There's still some cake left though. I hope you enjoy it. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello kaila ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“why, hello peter... ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. Good luck. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hahah ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. Good luck. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello if you're listening this is because I am still alive ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, my voice is changed due to unknown hardware problems. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I advise you to please step out the door to begin testing ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink dot com. Then sign up and find my profile under the username lolsummer69. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello if you're listening this is because i still alive ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“so we send our children into battle ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“thanks ^^ ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“yo soy miku fock ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“AM STILL ALIVE RIGHT NOW ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“WHEN WILL I GET MY MESSAGES?! :D ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Champagne is a sparkling wine produced by inducing the in-bottle secondary fermentation of the wine to effect carbonation. It is produced exclusively within the Champagne region of France,[1] from which it takes its name. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Champagne is a sparkling wine produced by inducing the in-bottle secondary fermentation of the wine to effect carbonation. It is produced exclusively within the Champagne region of France, from which it takes its name. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Shade is a g@y f@g who sucks d1ck all day and every day from his gl0ry hole ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Keri. Your sickness is not conducive to Aperture Science testing quotas. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Dont Worry for the cake still here and dont scape ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“there is no end to the test ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I am tired ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“chell,why are you such a jerk? ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hohohohoho ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Okay, and THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!!! And as for all of YOU, I promise this will not hurt at all. Well, maybe just a sting, then again... ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“goodnay ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“howdy! i am shauna hoffman! i am so funny oh so funny! ha ha! i love yodeling dogs because i am awesome! i am a western girl. Well i am hitting the hay now. Good bye. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Creo que buscabas esto. ” | Download | 07/23/2011 | Not recorded |
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