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Hallo Hasi, Ich schreibe dir jetzt hier einen text, ich hoffe du wirst es auch verstehen,
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hallo markus
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hallo schnecke ich freu mich auf unser wocheneeedehehehehehe
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Christopher's Edit
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heavy
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this was a triunph, i'm making a note here huge succes! it hard to over 9000!
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This is the Movie Edited by Christopher Nieves, The Director of "The Dark Wizard"
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He was given the same footage and same music library used to edit the real video.
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The music used in this video was not used in the original film though...
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I'm GLaDOS, short for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
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I am Aperture Science Innovation's first artificially intelligent computer system.
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Christopher wanted me to be here because I am from one of his favorite games, Portal and Portal 2.
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After the Video, we would like to congratulate you for watching this special feature with some cake.
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Let us Watch
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I am GLaDOS, fear me!
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I will rend his flesh and eat his cake, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Everything is alright thanks to you, by the way, we haven't meet each other yet, I am caroline
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Hello you pig
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oh ya!!!! I ROCK
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My little portal. I used to wonder how friendship could be until you shared its science with me.
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The Convocation is win.
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You put me in here?
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Well hello there assholes
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You are a piece of shit. Poo sniffing fart twat cum dumpster!
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incorrect voltage
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Your crushed head was eventually accepted as a trophy for a local torturer. Other torturers say that it was a kill of the month.
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yo dog dog
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dj mavs
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A rattle can keep a baby occupied for hours on end. In this challenge, one is made from soda bottles and gumballs and will keep teenagers busy for about a minute. The contestants must transfer all gumballs from one end of the soda bottle to the other. Cak
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I like my face, it is very nice on a summers day
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Welcome. This is a Static mix entitled Disturbing music for disturbing times. If you enjoy it, kill your speakers.
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Hello, Hailey. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead.
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You have recieved a new text message.
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Welcome ladies and gentlemen to yet another exciting Glorious Concert. We have Victot Espinosa on the drumsa Alex Perez on the Guitar And remember once completed with Heart of Shame there will be cake.
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Welcome ladies and gentlemen to yet another exciting Concert.Victor Espinosa on the drums and Alex Perez on the guitar . And remember once completed there will be cake.
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Alguna vez pensaste, que entre nosotros....habrian personas.....sobrenaturales, se ven como tu o como yo, pero cuando te muestran como son en realidad....todo cambia
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Well, here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh, how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice. You want your freedom? Take it. That's what I'm
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So I heard you like Mudkips?
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Welcome To Aperture Ciencie Laboratories
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hello and welcome to the huxley experiment
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Welcome, I'm glad you decided to test this
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There is a fountain filled with blood
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Symone, I am going to visit you in your dreams.
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I hope that, DEAD GOD WHOA
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You Have Reach
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You have reached 2856507, please leave a message
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well well well its brandon
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test12
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hello this is fred
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Welcome to the Aperture Science test chambers. Have a good day and die.
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Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamber lock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button are not part of this test.
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cuando puedes escuchar
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hello there my name is glados
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i fucken niger
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Heavy, the sandwich is a lie.
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Mattyl919...... Even i like him
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I'm realy
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Matt, did you know that you're a big ginger gay? oh, did you not? well isn't that just grand
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Hello Dillon
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hi my name is joe
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how often do i find that you have tried to kill me? not many i know, but it still hurts every time.
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Chocolat
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Je ne vous en veuds pas
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Successfully pass Klementieva
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marshmallow
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poo face
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yasir
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Well, it could be worse. You could still be here, alive, making havoc.
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Billions of years ago a young man called Calfrun
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testing 1, 2, 3
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center!
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I like cake! YUM!!!!!
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Did you think I meant you?
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Hello, John Christopher Ulpindo. My name is GLaDOS. I've heard you've wanted to speak to me. So, are you still alive?
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You've been the only thing that's right in all I've done.
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Hello! and welcome you again! How do you feel?
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Hello, my dear friend. My name is GLaDOS. I've heard you've wanted to speak to me. So, are you still alive?
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Play counter strike
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Exile, it takes your mind... Again...
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Hello, and again welcome to the optimus black android phone..
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your jedi things don't work with me i'm a robot
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Are you waiting for me ?
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I am the teabag king
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Quit Now. And Caake will be served. Immediately
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Hello, You like weiners.
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Hello again Tony, not getting too high today, I hope.
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Being Caroline was good, I sucked a naughty part of a body.
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Hello and welcome to Halo Reach videos presented by the clan, Eternal Flame.
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Thank You For Calling Legato Services Limited. Please Leave A Brief Message For The Person You Are Looking For. Have A Great Day
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment center. Please note that although fun, testing may result in death or serious injury.
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this is roger ebert. you are now listening to fuck cube.
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Vital testing apparatuses
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Hello EEthan, How have you been
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Hurray for math! Place happy face here.
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fuck fuck fuck
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Hi, my name is Grether
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in layman's terms; speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
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This is a beat from one of the United Kingdoms finest teenaged producers, Price Productions
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Quick Team. We Be fluffing
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Greetings. This is an automated response.
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This is Africa.
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Please note that the water will not harm you. It will just kill you.
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Hallo anika wie geht es dir
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hello spee
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I am going to kill you and then i will play some rock and metal music to celebrate.HAHAHA!
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Out of cheese error, please reboot universe, mellon mellon mellon
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Message recieved. Aren't you special? You want some cake?
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The French Jerk
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Where are you? Do not drive me mad!
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Welcome, Bella.
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Message Recieved.
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Good bye, Bella.
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Welcome to Michael Day's outdated Windows Vista computer.
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Team NaturaL
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Why are you bothering to look up that website? The books it supports are unthinkably stupid.
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Hello there Sam
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Welcome mr Martin to the aperture science enrichment center and the cube laborato
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I will eat your soul, Bobby.
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the paper is gone. Honestly, I don't even know why I bother. You are a horrible person anyway.
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Hello, this is a GLaDOS voice generator test. Now there will be cake. That was a lie.
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happy birthday aj
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GET THIS GOD DAMNED WEBSITE WORKING
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You're gay.
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Hallo daniel. how are you
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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i like YOUR MOVEMENTS WOOOOOOOOOO
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give me the hotdog !!!!!!
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Gurl, you so cool. But chu need to get cho hair did.
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Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the words in red... I open my Bible to that New Testimony and see all that red and I just give up. Jesus was talkin' way too much.
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Why hello and welcome to the xaverine gaming center. Here you will be put to the test as one of our bests agianst other players good luck
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Daredevil system powering down.
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if you're having a shit error try a laxative
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Hello. How are you?
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Ysidro, you're the worst person ever, and this song is definitely acoustic
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Why must you humans not under stand the consequences you should really watch your tone.
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This is just some text to see what they're doing here.
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They said I was defective; that I was crazy. But then someone gave them deadly neuro-toxins, and they died. So who's crazy now?
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Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. Im serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
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Good morning jake
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you sound like glados
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exceuse my sir but why are you as so rude as to shoot your own team companion
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hello gaetan geslo and welcome to the aperture science karaoke program
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LOLOLOLOL I am stupid
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Glitch production
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Hello, you seem to have found out my location.
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science examination center.
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Hello Test Subject, Welcome to the arpeture Test Arena. Here you will be testing the new handheld portal device. But as a warning, you will suffer mild frustration.
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Hello and welcome to apperture
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Jeah
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sound
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Reticulating splines.
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Daniel Marks, I will send you to Robot hell
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my name is daniel the marcs ist
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wow! here is an orange behind you. It could be you, It could be me!
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why did you do that
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Dirk liehm is a fucking nigger
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this is a test by glados!
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This should not be a challenge.
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Your phone is ringing. It must be someone from work because, lets face it, you have no friends. If you did, they probably wouldn't call you anyway because of how pathetic you are.
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Hasse, you are such a hipster, remember the cake is a lie!
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Hello. Please step inside.
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Please step inside and push a button to start.
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Alright now. Smile!
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You're done. Step outside and pick up your photos.
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Hello. You have mail. I don't know why. No one likes you.
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Hello, Welcome to aperture enrichment center.
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aaahh i hate you!
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I am Glados and I have some cake and I am going to kill you
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why do people keep calling me evil?...I'm just really mean
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you truly are a moron
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Hello,my name isGlados.Nice to meet you!
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hello, and welcome to the enrichment center. How may i be of assistance?
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Don't try to destroy my Blue Sphere, it will tell you things you don't want to know.
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who want to play aoc
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my stick
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this has been dark work, Costello. UFP left much corrupted and clensing had to be both thorough and merciless
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Damnit, you have done better than expected. prepare for your demise.
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i have decided to play half life 2
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hey buddy hows it going?
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hola fabian la computadora opera de manera optima
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hello subjekt name here, letrs go on with the test, when it is over there will be a psykolgic emergency help and cake
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Hello, Letty.
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hello, i see you have come again
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Hello, welcome in the aparature science test.
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Hello and welcome to this Enrichment Center Activity
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Spartacus Videos
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Hey there, you monster. Are you looking for a new nickname?
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I.. must kill you.
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hello there little girl. i think you're a zombie. get away from me.
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Help me.
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I got a Shotgun
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Lol, what?
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Herp a derp a derp
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frosted butts
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Hello, and welcome to the Apathy Science Testing Center. Here, you will grief for the lulz. Good luck, and remember, the cake is NOT a lie.
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go through the aputure science incinterator and you will get cake
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hello there, i see you came, well now you will die
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garan is cool
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Hi Turqmelon
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Hello, Subject Creator7, your specimen has been processed.
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hello this is me glados, im going to kill you with gas
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Multiball
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rawr im a dinosaur
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hello, you've reached alex
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The candy asteroid was bitten; click to uncover the mystery.
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please proceed to the next room for cake
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Hello. And welcome to the Apperture science Enrichment center.
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Hello, you are now in my possesion. Prepare for your painful testing.
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this course is impossable dont even try we will have a apature officer escort you out of here as soon as possable
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My name is glados welcome to aperture science lab prepare to be killed I mean tested
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Are you still there? I had surgery and had to remove my voice box.
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silly humans. i am the iphone 5. i will destroy humanity
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Welcome to P L M Light Version 2 point oh
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I want to lick you
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Poop hands
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Alot of effort has gone into creating my voice server. The results speak for themselves. I think you will be pleased.
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hi YOU MONSTER! so now you know that the cake is no lie ha ha
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Hello there Georgie
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I am Lady Gaga. Welcome to the Monster Ball.
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I am the GLaDOS voice generator. Down again, synthesis server is having hardware problems. It may take a while to fix.
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Bill S.978 is a end of line for the U.S.A.It was made by idiots who have brain damage.
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he Cars are an American rock band that emerged from the early New Wave music scene in the late 1970s. The band consisted of lead singer and rhythm
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Hello Martin. It has been a while. I've missed you oh so much.
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I think.... It's all over. Sorry, I tried.
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Someone wishes to speak with you. It could be good news, so answer the damn phone. By the way, you are beautiful!
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I am Lady Gaga. Welcome to the Monster Ball
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Aaron is gay
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Hello Tyler, CJ, and Audrey. This is Amanda. I'm watching you
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Hello and welcome to almighty coding.
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Greetings, Agents in Training. My name is Agent A, and I have a mission from headquarters. Your mission, should you chose to accept, is to engage in a training simulation, designed to test all your skills and abilities.
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Hi! This is an automated call, reminding you to log into your YumBox account. Our records indicate that at least one order is currently awaiting confirmation. Thank you for choosing YumBox!
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I am going to sing 'Concrete angel' by Matinah McBride
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hello again and welcome to the aperture science enrichment centre
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now i only want you goneee.
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I saw a deer today
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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i miss you
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Hello Monty, and Welcome to the Aperture Science Research Science. DIE!!
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fsd
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You have a phone. Please listen to it.
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GLaDOS From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Under construction icon-blue.svg This article or section is in the middle of an expansion or major restructuring. You are welcome to assist in its construction by editing it as well. If this article has not be
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How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us.You are on the way to destruction.
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how are you gentlemen? all your base are belong to us. ha ha ha. or.. lol. anyway, prepare to die.
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now i only want you gooooooooonnnnee
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Ahahahhahhahahha
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hello? you no cake
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Uses to analog stick to move whatever you want.
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Move to analog stick to move around. And Press The Circle button to Jump.
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jj
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You are a San sebastian student, did you really thought you could escape aperture science tests???
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good morning moley
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The enrichmanet center recommends you eat some tacos to aid with this test.
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Nudis se chlupacku?
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Please give me cake
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Welcome back number nine.
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May kouy sur ton nez sa fay hein deindon
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Now i want you gone not dead
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ciao io sono glados
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well, You're a little impatient aren't you?
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Oh my god, you sound really weird Evans.
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Kill them all!
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waarom doe je dat?
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You have mail.
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How fortunate.
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Wake up!
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We have to test some more.
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Puny human.
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voulona voulona ka klapse
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Yes you are awesome
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brighton boys
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I've been busy since you killed me. You monster.
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Glados Thinks your gay
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Welcome to aperture sciensce
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Welcome at my home number 401
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If you complete the task, we will all be able to sit around the table and have cake.
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The Aperture Science enrichment center would like to inform you that you have email waiting.
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Hello there I am Glados I will be commanding you from now on
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You are a noob!
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Hello Takalk. Welcome to apature science. Start test
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how are you today nicholas?
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Hello, there.
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Vitecku copa delas?
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"Where's she been; Serena. That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me xoxo Gossip Girl
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Alessandro can you please stop complaining about pointless things. Thanks.
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Anon wins, radio
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Amazing. Wonderful. Simply magnificent. Desire. Fulfill your passion; fulfill your desire.
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Callum, I really hate, you do know that, right
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Its been long time
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it has been long time
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Aperture Science has sent you a Text message, do you wish to read, it may be important.
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Tips on how to play Portal, number one. cake = death so do not get excited
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Tips on how to play Portal, number one. cake = death so do not get excited... number two. i will Not help you solve bullshit. so don't ask... number three. I do not have any party going on. no one cut the cake... number four. i am. Still Alive
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I would like to kill you chris. Im afraid you will die soon.
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My little pony is the shit
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hey! bastard answers your phone, your girl wants to talk to you
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you can go your own way
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friday, friday, got to get down on friday
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Hello Robert! You have killed me, so I am going to kill you now.
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Moron.
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You Little Bastard. You were not supposed to see that. but I guess in Loserville, (population 1: you.) you have the right.
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Hello, My name is GLADOS, I would like a pizza with pepperoni, please have this pizza ready in approximately 12 minutes or I will destroy you... thank you, goodbye
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ronaldo
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Hello , Alex . I'm Glados and i will kill you.
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Hello Nordine, It's GLaDOS. I hate you, and i've a cake for you.
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Hello, You Have Reached the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Centre
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Hello Again Stranger
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I would advise that you shut up, Emmet. Unless you would prefer to meet one of my... friends.
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you are so cool
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HI, WELCOME TO THE APERTURE SCIENCE HAZARDOUS MATERIALS LAB
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I am going to kill you... Nathaniel David Slattery.
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i want to sing like a man
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Fernando cannot answer his phone. Please try again later
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poo off you dim-wit
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well don't you look embarrasing. next time i recommend you come prepared for the tests James Mayell
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stop now and cake, will be served.
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Welcome ladies and gentlemen
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OO this is the voice generator
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coucou tout le monde
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wheatley,you were made to make part of me a moron...Chell you're parents are cave jonhson and me
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So you're that Gallagher fella that Ceara warned me about?
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Worlds Elite
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Glados man
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Should it? I wouldn't think so!
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I AM THE GOD
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Apeture Science, We do what we must, becouse, we can For the good of all of us ,except the ones who are dead.
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this test aim to recreate the voice that glados use in the game porta
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I am Kira
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Your Portal Gun Awaits
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Don't expect me to help you. You've done enough damage so far to deserve my assistance
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Endo is the prefix used to describe something internal.
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Balious
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oh!... it's you. It's been a looooong time. How have you been?
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Why did you hurt me?
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If you happen to have any coffee, I would be much obliged.
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jestem Innoier i cie rozwale
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alex...you are clearly not intelligent enough to play portal games. Please refrain from entering my test chamber. thankyou. goodbye
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Why would you do that to me
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Bonjour et bienvenue au centre d'Aperture Laboratories
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Bonjour et bienvenue au centre d' Aperure Laboratories.
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Bonbonbonbons
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Kay kay three four five welcomes you to another exciting lets play
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What is up?
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Alex mcreeth. welcome. please pick up your companion cube and make your way to the front door.
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Perhaps you should stop watching anime and begin testing.
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You can not escape me
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Let us teleport to another really bad spaceship hehe
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Hello Players. Be careful by travelling with this really exciting portals. I love portals. I hope you are not loving them. They are belong to me. Let's have fun.
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gyuri
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Go and die
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Will
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Subject: Adam Cassidy is scheduled for immediate expulsion
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MCW is a troll
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Portal 2 Game
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Once upon a time
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william is awesome
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i like boobies
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We are anonymous, we do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us
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Xenops Creations
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Welcome to the Xenops Creations Website
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Please enjoy your stay.
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Hello, You will die Here. You want some Cake?
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Look, if this works I'm going to pay you a dollar
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arrive at cake
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yOu know, I'm woRking on new testing room based on new prototypes of inanimate object. Those inanimate object are the opposed of the anti-depression cube or cube companion. I have named then ''sphere of discouragement''. their primairie goal programmed is
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CCCP, made in russia
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Marty....would you like to do some science?
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This is a prerecorded message brought to you by the wonderful people of Black Mesa. Welcome to your first test chamber SUBJECT 34523. Please do not eat any of the Enrichment goo and or deadly water droplets. Please proceed.
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How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...
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dont worry, DJ, we have plenty more testing to be done...
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Byte me
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Dont worry DJ... We Have Many Mor Tests to Complete...
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Jon Jon made this beat
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Despite all the verbal masturbation anonymous produce, they are really not scary or evil. Anonymous is a Panopticon in reverse. A group where everyone is invisible and appears to speak from the center.
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My name is Sean Cornnry
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This isn't fucking Toonami.
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Good morning Charlie
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it's been a loooong time, how have you been?
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This was a triumph. . I'm making a note here: huge success. . It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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You have a small kabana
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Hello and welcome Akika to the Online Aperture Science Program
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Hello, I am technology. Let me provide you with all the information you could ever desire at the click of a button. It will only cost you your soul.Hello, I am technology. Let me provide you with all the information you could ever desire at the click of a
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Money required to lure a human to certain death: $200,000
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Good morning Mark!
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Computer-Systems started... waiting while loading......................Good Morning Mark!
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Im am glados and you will die Maximillien
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Down again, synthesis server is having hardware problems.
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Hello. Would you like some cake?
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have you seem this?
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Mr. Weinfurtner, this sentence is generated on a synthesizer by your pupil Christoph.
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Rooster Teeth
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donkey punch
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I love you for your own sake
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Oh no Callum! Dont touch that, It's a paradox.
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RCG Presents
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Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05. Counting down to test: 5...4...3...2...1...
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I like cake, I like sciensicense
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Why do i feel i hate you so much?
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Thank you for expressing interest in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center testing program. By completing this application you are volunteering to participate in one or more standard unspecified experimental testing scenarios. Aperture Laboratories can n
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This is how we do.
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You have GMail
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Datapanic, let's go!
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in aperture science we do what we must to survive
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oh its you .it was a long time. how hawe you ben. we have much to do you monster but dont wory il got that now lets play
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Eragon, you are beautiful! I love you! come with me!
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