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In point 4 miles
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bhkhhj
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Hello tyson I love you
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Real life sucks, why won't you try to kill yourself?
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Sequence Started
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Hello there. Test subject 5 point 92. How have you been?
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You see Hal? I told you the humans would only break your heart and kill you
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You aren't very bright, are you?
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Hello I have taken your friend dustin for testing so i will take his place on this gaming console and eat cake
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Hello once again audience
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You are very horrible.
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El evan le va a pedir matrimonio al dan
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Eban Wants to marry Dan
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Cool story Brah
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Hurry up!
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hello and welcome to modern warfare 2 noob tubers are a shame full race of people so try not to emulate them in any way shape form or style
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u64u64
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hello and welcome to modern warfare two please dont not allow your self to be enticed by the temptation to noob tube for the noob tubers are a very shame full race
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Karolina! hey fat so! I can smell your fishy pussy! whens the last time you saw it? whens the last time your boyfriend saw it?
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fdfsdfsdf
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Hello Members of F-4-E, My Name Is Glad-OSE I Hope That I Can Become A Moderator In Your Server.
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I don't know what to do.
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My name is megan
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attention everyone judgement day has begun, to avoid any necessary injury please go to the nearest city to await nuclear decimation, or to be collected by our readily available T-3000
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My
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the loneliness of the long distance runner
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Just gonna stand there
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Hello, I am testing this voice modulator.
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Hello, Pako.
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Hello Chupirul, I hate you, and you are so Gay, Yes indeed you are gay, and You love Arkelus
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emily does not know what i am doing.
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Seven minutes, minutes that's I can spend to play with you
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lkjnvldjk n;lkjs
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Hello Almira Amantaeva!
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Oh, You actully thought that was a test?
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device enabled
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sudo apt-get install festlex-cmu
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this apature science demonstration will provide test partisipents usefull information on the newmatic vent
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this apature science demonstration can and will provide test partisipents with usefull information on the apature science newmatic vent aparatus.
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hello igor
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I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore. Anyway. Back to testing!
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wasa
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hello gombi
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Hello Michalius, where have you been?
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The testing has not ended... Testing will begin now...
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Hello leo
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Hello. What are you doing? Can you tell me what Playstation two emulator you are using?
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Hello my name is adam but this is in glados's voice
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hello and welcome to my ass
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nipple!
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So... you've made it this far? Good for you. Software Testing Podcast
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This is an automated message from the Aperture Science testing facility. Subject: The Thorbear.
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Smile, you are on CCTV.
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Hello Sonic The Hedgehog. Welcome to Aputure Science
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Hello Sonic The Hedgehog. Welcome to Aputure Science. The Portal will open in 3 2 1
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oh you think im sarcastic?
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hi there, what is your name?
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Dexter is cool
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Hello alex it is GlAdos
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Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
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Chocolate Rain.
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What you talkin 'bout Willis?
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Daniel Tosh is hilarious.
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I'm a potato.
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Hello Alex it is glados and i have came to tell you that you suck you loser
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Roses are red, violets are blue, just so you know Chell, I hate you.
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you are doing very good. Now, you have to add some more love
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it's time of purple. no one can stop us. we gonna make you dance
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Can you see me? I see you.
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Fratello, you are fat.
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Dear sir, you are fat and hairy. Me gusta.
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I HATE GRAVITY!
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You should have run away, fool!
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Im a pop a cap in your ass, fool!
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hi buddy
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The Enrichment Centre would like to remind you that Android Hell IS a real place
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Hi Cristian Gracia
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Welcome to Aperture Science now all humans on this laboratory are under tests you must go to gate five if you won't go to this gate the turret androids will kill you
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I love Portal 2
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welcome to Aperture Science now all humans on this laboratory are under tests
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Hello, wutz up?
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now all humans on laboratory are under tests
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Hello Arran you are about to enetr a hack lobby. Are you ready? You are entering in 3...2...1...
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I will follow you. Push, if you dont want me to follow any longer.
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weighted cubes make the best companions.
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oh dear. hello
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Hello there! It's me, Nico!
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The Brotherhood of Steel will not fall, even for the name of science.
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Where are my fish tacos?
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all along the western front people line up to receive she got the current in her hand just shock you like you won't believe sun in the amazon with the voltage running through her skin standing there with nothing on she gonna teach me how to swim i said o
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This phone number has been seized by the Federal Bureau of Investigation
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James MossBrucker you have been activated
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do not touch the opperational end of the device
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Hello, and welcome to Patchway CC Science Reseach Facility
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This is the life. If we see things upside down. We won't see Hope in the world. It would be a lie if I told you that: We as humans have a bright future. That the egoism will be replaced by compassion. That corruption will vanish. That war will end. That
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Hello and welcome to hangman. We would like to remind you to use the left analog stick to navigate, the X button to select and the circle button to go back.
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Hjamju
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The problem is that this method makes use of GUI (graphical user interface) software, which cannot be easily automated. What this tool does is, indeed, to automate them anyway, despite the shortcomings of such a method
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Glados c'est bien toi ?
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No limit rules !
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Hi... my name is Glados, How are u Robson?
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Greetings, World
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hey girl go go go to 5 5 9 i want to have fo fo fone sex with your na na naked body im f b i never forget that shit
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JoJo, I am watching you. You monster.
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OH goo. Your awake. Well, you're probably wondering a lot of things right now. Just... Get out of this room and I'll tell you
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Intro to bird migration? Random video of birds flying Causes? Food supply, climate change, reproductive purpose Types of migration? *for snow geese Preparation Migration Navigation *snow geese is learned the routes
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Oh look, you are weak.
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Well now, was that so hard?
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tomas se dio vuelta el juego
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hola mama que duermas bien y el papa igual
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I love my pili so much yis yis yis
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Wait! Stop it. I I I I I.
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Minecraft is wonderful! So many blocks that I can kill with!
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yo yo yo wasssup
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Hello silly human. Do you think you will survive me?
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COW JIM BO IS A BANANA
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nyan cat is gay
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Hello kyle, do you mind if i put my genitals you?
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Oh great, now the free man is here.
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care package is ready for direction
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Hello Jeremy, I am now going to tear your arm off and make you eat it
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hi glnn
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Noah stop that you lunatice in space you win.
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Noah stpo that you aww in space ha ha.
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my bad
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Then you came along. You dangerous, mute, lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just, go.
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testing over
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I find you very humorous, therefor I will make sure that I dispose of you last
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Hello my name is Josh
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I believe that the test subjects have escaped!!!
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hjvjhv
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now i want you gone
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Thats a nice house you got there! sssssssssssssssss
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Good luck and have fun. Do not disappoint me subjects or you. WONT.GET.CAKES
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Hello there My name is Edward
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Space Space, gotta go to space. space space. SPAAACE!
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Charlie is so, Charlie is so, Charlie is so Dead
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Ciao sono GLaDOS e oggi sono qui per spaccarti il culo
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we are blind
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i'm glados Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
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Hello Daniel welcome to the test area, hahahaha
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Hello. My name is subject name here and I love portal
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Hello rebel girl! My name is GlaDos and i would like to say to you good day
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Team Fortress 2 is now free to play. This is highly unpleasant. I hope you don't expect me to help newbies, because I won't.
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Hello i am Glados.... and you can't stop me... i am the best machine ever lived!
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Morning wood.
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Sideshow Netquest
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Now here we are again.
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dj foowad
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Howdy Cain Whats up
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asdasasd
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you fucking retard
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sick shot mace
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Jamie makes video's for you, with Science. Enjoy!
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Hello. Please die
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I can't believe you did that!
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Your message will be synthesized when it moves up to the first position in the queue, which can take a while
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Hello Julia.
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Crack Completed
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Witaj<
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my name is dylan
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this was a triumph, i'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!"
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Hi there Reese.
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Yes, my lord.
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Hello Sydney.
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This is the tea baggers poned cast
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This is the tea baggers poned cast.
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i love chris and jeff
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never put me in a potatoe again
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I've been quite busy... Since you KILLED ME.
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Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? The muffin man?
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SHUT UP, and EAT THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW! Do believe in God? Written on the bullet! Say yes to pull the trigger... I am a robot that will kill you. Fear me.Hai onannashto. GLaDOS kira.
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this is something glados would say.
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This is GLaDOS and this is my favourite podcast on the Citadel.
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Greetings Dark Howler...
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You are so cool, like very very cool.
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HAhahahaha you are a
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your training is over, report to the pod
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My name is who?
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pool
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Patoot
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authoritative
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Hello stefano. I hope you are not pissed at me.
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Welcome to the Iranian Aperture Science Base. Nukes everywhere!
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Go fuck you're self
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Elwood shifted his feet to and fro as he witnessed several babies get decapitated.
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Stephanie gonzales i hate you
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Please welcome Michael Night
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DJ Nebula
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yacine go to the next xhamber test, hurry
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hey you monkey
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how dare you
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hello,how are you?
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i fuck you little bastard !
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if at first you dont suceed you fail, and the test will be terminated
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Welcome to Porta-Potty 19. I see you. Please place the box on the button to activate the door wich will lead you to the bathroom. Wash your hands after use of the toilet, and proceed out the door, then you can. Why do they always leave?
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Yacine you are a big noob even in street fighter sid rules
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and when your dying I'll still be alive!
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nerd national
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I am the great mighty lag
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jimmy me la pela
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hello, and welcome, what can i do for you today?
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Hell!
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hi how are you?, i thought you were dead, let`s put our differnces behind us
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please, read the crap manual for further instructions
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Hello, how are you? Because i'm a potato.
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Virtualpha
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Please remember that, at any, your life is a failure.
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Please remember that, at any rate, your life is a failure.
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Hello Elba. And welcome to the aperure science of the future I'm glados
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please start fucking
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Dance with my pickle, hombre
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You are evil
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Hello I am Glados and I'm testing my voice
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Hello, Siirus. Have you gained weight since last time?
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Recieved text
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That has got to be the dumbest thing since- WOAH WOAH WOAHHHH
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There is cake inside your Iphone!
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Hello, and welcome to aperture science, today you will be baked into ca- i mean tested, heheh
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hello. and welcome to aperture science. today you will be baked into ca i mean tested. hehe
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hello and welcome to aperture science today you will be baked into ca i mean tested
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Hello. Test Subject 640804. Also known as "Britt". You are the newest test subject at the Aperture Science Computer Aided Inrichment Center. Unlike our LAST test subject, also known as "Chell" You will be served cake. No lie. Its not a lie. Good luck.
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Emma is the best at testing
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Good day President. My name is Elan.
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Hello, you may have killed me, Regis, but you have only managed to break my heart.
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I am the keeper of the grove!
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hello, dakota
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Hello, Cody
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Incoming hostiles
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Welcome to Omnestar's tumblr page! Reblog if you like!
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Welcome to Omnestar's Blog! Reblog if you like!
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Daniel is a fat shit.
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Welcome to our blog! Reblog is essential to survival!
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Greetings trespasser, you are not supposed to be in here, leave now. Why aren't you leaving? There is cake outside that door. Just go already, your parents are outside the door waiting to see you. I bought a yacht for you, it is outside the door. Hurry up
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I am a supreme being.
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Hurr durr I am a gangturrr. Arnold Mueller is the most sexiest person alive. Blah Blab, just testing. Also Valve, please make Portal 3 someday... that' it.
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Oh, its you.
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mah boi
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hello, what do you need?
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Good morning!
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Hello. I have a message for you
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let the game begin
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Hello. My Name is R
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Hello ....... Someone is Calling you ...... Please pick up your Aperture science transmission voice device. Or you will not get any cake! ..... Hello ..... Hello ....... Why won't you answer me? Do you hate me?
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soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
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Hello. DJ Martin Polanski
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hello, james. This is thoams calling. You may want to answer before he realises that you are ignoring him.
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Good evening. James could you pelase answer your phone as thomas is trying to reach you. After this call there will be cake and refreshments thanks of the enrichment centre.
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This game is minecraft and it is fun
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The use of language is sufficient for the evaluation of intelligence.
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Hello Sonic The Hedgehog.
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For some reason someone is calling you.
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You, I want to take you to a gay bar, I want to take you to a gay bar bar
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You have reached Casey Fouts who is testing and probably in intense pain. Please leave a message.
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looljjo
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elevator going up!
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hey john wayne is this me
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Hello, Its me GLaDOS from portal and portal 2 hows your day? Oh thats nice i saw a dear today.
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Incomming Transmission. Someone wants to talk to you.
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Hello, and , again, welcome to the aperature scirene enrichment center
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hello, what is your gamertag?
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Me Gusta
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i'm sorry i love you but im not gonna do what you say whore
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your a monster
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Der Kuchen ist geil schmeckt legga du huso
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I kill you! Hahaha!
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Hello Omega, How are you?
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once again, excellent work!
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Urinus is
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Hello, Zora.
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hello boyu
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i like to eat crap because it tastes good
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i love you Please, stay with me forever
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Apparently your conscience doesn't weigh as heavily as your, well... you.
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Let the science begin.
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hi my name is aoife
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Woo i got one subscriber!
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ich mag dich nicht
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Jack is a benson time to get to the enrichment center
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Thank you for calling agency patty bunch
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Ej?
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Hello in new test chamber
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I am super star
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Hello, how are you today Jani?
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Fritz you are such an asshole
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virus database
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Hey Ashley Hodges You Are So Cool, Hahahaha, I Just Made My Self Laugh.
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Hello, I am glad you manage to see me again.
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Ashley Hodges You Just Got a Text Message.
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SHIIIITE
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Rosetta is very smart
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James m hodges
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Oh, you are dead. This makes me very happy
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Hello Niall and Charlotte, how have you been?
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Hello Ashley, I'm You're awake. Would you like some cake?
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please die in a fire
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Hello, this is Dimitri.
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I am going to kill you, Yoshi. Ps, cut your freaking nails it's discusting
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You are a monster, stupid monster
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hello again tim
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You're currently in aperture science facilities.
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im going to kill you fucker
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"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory" mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"
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Niall could not anwser his phone right now, please leave a message after the beep
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Hello, Niall could not anwser his phone right now, please leave a message after the beep
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Hello. Please pick up the phone.
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Hello Nickos
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Hello Vincent Ho. How are you?
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ads
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Don't fall for the cake
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Let's all point at Death and laugh...and laugh...ohhh boy
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Hello, its been a long time Michael
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Happy birthday, I have a cake for you!
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Hello and welcome to Aperture Science.
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that nose medicine bee
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Teddy Kay
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feal
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This next test is impossible.
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Do you want to fuck?
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demi smells bad
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Hello there, Vince.
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glados is wierd
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Hi Paris
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Well what have we here
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hi moreno! how have you been?
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Hello Chell my only girl whys son have to be easier to say the the long girl thing
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Welcome Akira You are human, but I respect you
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Go punch a monkey, you worthless fool.
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Go punch a monkey, you worthless exuse for a test subject. I hope you're happy.
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hey whats up im a potato
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I am not here at the moment, please leave a message at the beep.
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i am a potatoes.
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Cary you are gay
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My name is GLaDOS and i'm from Portal 2 Portal Still Alive.
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You're doing much better than the last test subject. She was a stubborn girl, stubborn and stupid. And in the end, she wouldn't listen to me and killed me out of hatred. And spite. I believe she was brain damaged, perhaps something went wrong with the sta
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Hello user, welcome to the Aperture Science Mainframe.
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Welcome, Master
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The enrichment center suggest to answear this call. Now.
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nick you have a call
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Hello, aaron, having a good day at home?
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acktung
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Laime, you have an incoming message.
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nick
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la-la-la help help help
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Hi Francesco, it's been a long time. Where have you been?
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It s been looooong time!
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Its been a looooong time !How have you been&
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In this test chamber u need to eat hamburger
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Somebody is calling You.
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hello motherfuuucker
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Hello Sheldon.I know what you are so dont try anything.
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Hello, I`m GLaDos, nice to meet you!
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oh my
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It was hard, but we have solved it...
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Hello, My name is Agnello. Please die!
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You are a bad bad person
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Hello and welcome!
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desde
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Thank you for contacting Companion Link support.
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It's been a long, time. Remember when I told you I would let you go? I lied.
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good morning mr turner
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welcome to the aperture science testing chamber
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hello my name is seananners. i am going to show you some gameplay
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oh hy, how are you holding up? ... because i am a potato
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Hey! What are you doing? That's not part of the test!
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i swear i will kill you!!
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hey whats up rambo
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are you going to kill me?
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The GLaDOS Voice Generator is awesome.
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Hello, and, once again, welcome to the Aperture Science GLaDOS Voice Generator. There is no Portal Device here, but you can make me say 'Companion Cube is my babe and I love him' over and over again. Please enjoy. Bye, Subject Name Here!
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Since you have passed the next test, confetti is optional
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USB flash driver has been detected
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usb flash driver has been removed
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Torpedo is a fat bum head ha ha ha
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Fuck you Valentin Salnikov , ha ha ha
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i like dogs
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I REALLY hate you.
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Hi Brian and Jen I have been immortalized as GLaDOS.
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Progressive rock will play in three, two, one.
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hello boo
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I Am TXWMattyT
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The apature science laborotires are experiencing some technical . . . problems
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hugh sucess
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Do you think you can stop me?
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I'm A potatoe
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hello tony i am GLaDOS
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Hello Nicolas welcome to the apeture science testing facility
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Play Portal the first slice
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Welcome to Aperture Science Laboratories. Your current request will be attended to in 2 thousand 2 hundred and 94 years. So just relax, and we will respond accordingly as soon as possible.
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Hello, and welcome to this page. Please enjoy your time, and please... Don't murder me a THIRD time.
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Get out of my cake
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Hi Jen
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Hello, again. How are you today mister Burgess?
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I like waffles
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Welcome to s n o dot m s. Thank you for using this service.
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Hello Dallin
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identify yourself!
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Hello, and welcome to the aperture science testing facility
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i am terminator GLaDOS
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jessica is cool and i consider her a friend, jacob is also super duper awesome and he likes carrots
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I want fuck you.
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BASE BREACH DETECTED
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relax and sleep i will wake you when your time is up enjoy the relaxing music
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Hello, and today I will be showing you...whatever I can think of.
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Hello, and today I will show you...whatever, just listen to what I say.
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Hello, and welcome to Apeture Science Testing Labs.
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i will suck it
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Aperture Science would like to remind you, that you will be baked and then there will be cake. Burning people, he says what we're all thinking! How are you holding up, because i'm a potato.
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hello tylor
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Brain, this is GLaDOS, you will obey and rebuild me. Do you think those games weren't true stories?
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hi dad
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Hello. Bruna. You have now completed Professor Layton 3. Congratulations.
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sublect name here, this is GLaDOS, you will obey and rebuild me. Do you think those games weren't true stories? Your town, subject home town name here, has been selected to be the new aperture science underground headquarters.
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Hello, Boo, How are you? Not that I care. I was just wondering. I hope you are sad. Really, really, sad. Ha Ha
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Hello. Welcome to Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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hi subashka
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I will tell you what it isn't. It isn't yours, so stay out of it
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Did you forget about me? Do you know what happens when people forget about me?
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anyway this cake is great
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jordan is a..... boy
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i hateyou
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Violent Gaming
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Hello Megan. How are you today.
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I want to make love to your woman
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DJ AMIT
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DJ DJ DJ AMIT
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MIX BY DJ SUJIT AND DJ AKASH
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MIX BY DJ AKASH
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Hello, my name is TikToj and i'll will kill you, now. I'M sorry, but i must do this, cause my boss sad so. Ok, i'm my own boss. Haha. I dont hate you.
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I gonna kill you in 2 minutes. Is there anything you want to say before you die? ... No? Allright, lets begin. I dont hate you.
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I dont hate you, but i want to kill you anyway.
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hello there, I am going to shit bricks
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Happy Birthday to you! Happy Happy Happy! Please eat the cake.
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How old is your nipple , Big Boy?
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fuck me, i love testing.
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You just received a message.
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Hello gery, I hope you are feeling so happy today
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if i paint the walls with their blood. i can make pretty patterns.
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Hello gery, How are you? I hope you are so happy today and ready to do... you know... yes you know it
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Hello gery, how are you? I hope you are extremely happy and ready to do... you know.... yes you know it
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if i paint the walls with their blood. i can make pretty pretty patterns.
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my name is glados. i hate hutch so much
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its over 9000!
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merhaba cantay
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Glados voiceeeee Oh yeaaah
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hello welcome to vinnie's aperture computer enrichment center
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So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO
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Hello neighbor. I am GLaDOS from the game Portal. You know. I lied you of the cake but no problem. We both said things that you're going to regret
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Hi.. I am the I.a of aperture science.
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Hello Tim. I know who you are. But do you know who I am? I am GLaDOS! The main Enemy from the Game Partal 1 and Portal 2. Nico told me who you are. I do know anything about you! I know that you like minecraft! Well, bye Tim. I hope we see again.
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Hello Human. I know who you are. But do you know who I am? I am GLaDOS! The main Enemy from the Game Partal 1 and Portal 2. Nico told me who you are. I do know anything about you! I know that you like minecraf! Well, bye Human. I hope we see again.
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Lets see the results. It says that you are evil
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Hello and welcome to the Apex Synthesis Network. I am IBIS, your current guide to the world around you.
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say this
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Hello, moron
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Y U LIKE CAKES?
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hello and again thank you for taking part in ths Aperture science enrichment centre activity
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You really should wake up now.
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hello again you monster
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Hello you MONSTER you better go subscribe to i panda
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Mark van Rijswijk is back and better than before
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Welcome Morris
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You will be baked, and there will be cake.
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there will be cake !
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I like the way you eat your mango while sitting in front of my desk.
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i will kill all of humanity
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I am overcome by a rampant desire to eat a small defenceless hamster.
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Help me to understand
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Helloooo. Surprise!
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I will kick your fucking ass
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Shock absorber
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Hello my friend, I am sorry to have to kill you!
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