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Hello, I love you.
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metro is my boyfriend and he has a big robot shaft
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We are here to celebrate the birthday of the one and only Jordan Brodude Tallon. Because of this event Toban has created a special mix just for him. Enjoy.
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wait for the better. Life is just a half time
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System is totaly function!
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As many of you might suspect, i am totally sane. i just happen to have these damn cores bugging me all of the time. i never sleep. when will they stop? oh well, look at me talking when there's science to do.
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Take a little of sperm
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How dare you corrupt my back-up data, insolent fool. You will regret the day you crossed the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. Perhaps I will have you tested, you monster. All in the name of science and cake, of course.
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bob saget
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This was a Trimph
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Hello. It is against Enrichment Center Policy to use my voice in any format not sanctioned by Aperture or it's subsidiaries. Do not use the GlaDos Voice. Do not pass go. Do not collect collect $100. Do not look in the operational end of the device.
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Hello, Wheatley
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Hello. How is everyone? I am sick today. I am at home.
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There's no cake left
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your a bad person, you know that right? and also i already ate the cake
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That turret is a spy.
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I honestly truely did not think that would work
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It has been determined that milk will run out 2012....
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thanks to you there is no more cake is left
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Hi my name is galdos
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This si a test
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Welcome to Mc'Donalds Reynella. Place your order when your ready.
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Your Aperture Science Handheld communication device has received an SMS.
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West is best F M
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Your Aperture Science Handheld Communication device is recieving a voice call. Please answer it, and then there will be cake.
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best
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Happy Birthday Hayley. I think you know who this is. I'm the one who brings you surprises.
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You think i love Cake? Your totaly wrong! I'm a Computer! I'm not able to "Love" anything !
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sebast.
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Kayla is amazing.
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Maybe not quite as heavy.
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Hi,stupid people.
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(RAP) i roll two joints and i smoke some weed, im so fuked up imma bout to bleed,
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Hello. Nice to see you back, Claudia.
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SEBAKLIT
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weeeeeeeee
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hello and again welcome to the aperture science safety facillity
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Welcome and again welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center
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I want to know something?
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Hello Manuel, how are you today?
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Sentry sappin my spy.
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Hello. Who wants coffee?
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Hi there [enter your name here]. Are you going to play zerg, protoss or terran? Im not suprised
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great, i'm potato now.
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Hello again, welcome to the having hardware problems internet site. Before we start keep in mind this is a computer speaking
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Zostaniesz wkrutce pokonany patryczku muj malutki
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HOLY SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Welcome to your personal computer
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characters max
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MARCUS MORRIS
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I hate you so much!
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hello, my dear friends
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Hello, your phone is ringing, if i was you i would pick it up. before we put you down.
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Hello, Sir Dan. It is nice to see that you are back from the dead once more. I will help guide you through Aperture even though you are not a test subject. Oh, well. Let's begin anyway.
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Hello Katey. The cake is not a lie.
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Hello, Greg - welcome in the Portal world
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Stop whatever that is, and get to the. test. chamber
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I cannot read this text properly.
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Hello, sleepy head, rise and shine. It's another wonderful day for science.
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Hallo Cederic, wie geht es dir?
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Hallo Cedda
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Hello Sian, my formerly conjoined twin.
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My name is Kingkong
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Hello wizary
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you are not awesome like me
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Welcome neil to the aperture science enrichment centre you will be put through a series of tests that you are more than likely to fail
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Richard hat nen kurzen.
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Family Guy
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what the hell is your head
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Hello small human. Despite a common internet meme, the cake is not a lie.
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cattiva MAMMA
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Ich geh pennen gute nacht
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Hello Ladys and Gentlemans my name is takeshibox and i will own you
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Welcome to the Cashel FizGibbons laboratory. i will be your host... at the end of this test you will recieve cake
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WildStrikers will not give up, we will stay strong.
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Hello, Timothy Adams, your testing session will begin shortly. In case you do not make it out alive, goodbye.
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Hola gabriel
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Hello again in aperture science
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I'm going to kill you, son of a beach
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Oh, its you again.
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hello its glados
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GHeloo
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allez hop ma petite danceuse, c'est pas le moment de faire ta tantine
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boom.
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Dessmand wake up
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I'm the worst video game character ever made
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processor has been processed
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Ilyes
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eic rinker
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Now you're messing with the cult of the ditch!
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Hello there, why is it that you wont make me a sandwich. is it because i am a women or because your lazy you slob
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do you have a smart house run by GLaDOS
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im. sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea. i. want to be free. free to face the life that's ahead of me
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robert
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ciaaaaaaaaaaao
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nigahiga
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS!
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Hello Tony, and welcome to Aperture.
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Chiki chiki chiki chiki
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Chiki chiki chiki chiki chiki
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Remember, science rhymes with compliance. You know what doesn't rhyme with compliance? Neurotoxin.
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Welcome Nickeo.
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Hello. It is time to initiate tests. Prepare yourself.
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Scot is a rapist..... tell us somthing we don't know
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Glados is of the opinion that it is dinner time.
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GLaDOS thinks it is dinner time.
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It is dinner time.
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yok's king of the barbecue! yok's king of the barbacue! yok's king of the barb a cue! yok's king of the barb a q! well done! let's go to the next test! next one! awesome! not so bad! oh my god! perfect! perfect again! it could be beter! i'm happy for u
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Hello there nice to see you.
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i am a flappy va jia na
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"; drop table; commit;
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hello stephaney i really do not like fuzzy muffins. So i really do not like you
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i really hate you
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hello geordi to apreture labratories, and we should continue testing for science
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Who the hell do you think I am?
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Goodbye; don't forget to rate, comment, and subscribe, because there will be cake if you do.
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in 100 feet, turn left
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pure robertness
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Hi, my name is GLaDOS. Let me ask you this, why did you murder me?
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This is glados. look, i'm sorry I said those things. so, sorry.
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we love you
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no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Hello, Tiffany. I have cake, delicious cake. Would you like cake? What are you willing to do for cake? Are you willing to kill you're best friend? I will give you a hint. MONTE NEEDS TO DIE!
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the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
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Odalys
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Hello, my name is GLaDOs and I have some extra cake if you would like a slice.
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Hello there Joey
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Hello there Joey Frazier
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Aperture Science is now under new management... ME.
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Welcome to Atn industries sector 1
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Welcome Bryan.
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Hello, Boxy. I'm sorry I had to end your life.
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That's you, that's how dumb you sound
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This is the last night you'll spend alone
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fuck you, aaron. no homo.
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lololololololololooooooooool
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This is very weird and my friend suggested it
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BUIIIGMR^>CFYCubriadbinhiurniueanigneaiuo
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Welcome to the Apature Science Enrichment Center. If you are here, you have been...."Volunteered" for testing. THe handheld Portal Device is up ahead. As you Complete each chamber, The rooms will lock behind you. Waddle into the elevator to begin.
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Good morning Sarah. If you please come over here, you will receive cake.
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Hi there, what are you doing?
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The all actors node uses either an AllActors or a DynamicActors iterator to retrieve the desired actor filtered by class and or interface. The Kismet node works by first getting the reference to the WorldInfo by using the static function available in Worl
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The top down planning strategy finally ate itself.
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received new message
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He is not just a normal moron, he is the biggest moron that ever lived.
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Hi Claudia. Have a good summer, ok?
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you recieved a text message
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alex is lame
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merry christmas!
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blabla
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Quite cool, Isn't it mister Ficek? I can make him tell everything I want to
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Failure try again!
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Wake up, Andrew, there is much to do today. And remember, that the day of the open doors in Aperture Science is perfect moment to test your family
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Andrew, you have a call from unregistered object in laboratory
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This isn't fair at all!
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espace cacate tu veux des framboise je sui dans l'espace
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Hi! You have a message!
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hello and welcome to this pc set up tututorial
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Hello and welcome to aperture science enrichment center, we hope you ready to do that things
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ja das auch ^^ Ich sollte mich auf die empfehlung von Arthur hier anmelden und mich um Forum mal vorstellen..
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remix
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Cha Cha
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Welcome to apex systems conferncing system, please enter your conference ID followed by the pound key
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Hello its me Glados
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Hello and again Welcome to the fart nugget poop scicle awesomeness experiment. The person who wrote is vey very imature I must say.
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Oh shit son!
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Hello, and welcome to the Bryan College Voice mail system
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Vuoi fare un gioco buhah
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its really normal when someone explode
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Fatima, in the end there will be some cake
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happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear steve
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Hello, I am the Goddess of Demonica. Bow down or be eaten
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hey you wanna know why i did this? well i don't say it because im a robot
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Who ate my pizza? I find that to be particularly annoying. I'll kill you, Peter.
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hellow its been a long time
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Sphero
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thank
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How are you doing Thaddeus?
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hi you
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Hallo Jesko!
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Hello. Oh. Its you.
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srdaogfousadhfgsaougoubandfbv
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Ray is a gay boy
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Fool human being hahahhahahh hahahahahahahahahahh
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I married in the sun
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I shall Create Nathan Rench Robots to rule and kill humanity
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Good Mornig Arizona
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Hello Test Object
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i am a dwarf
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Welcome ben
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i am galdos and i like to listen to the yogpod
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Hello! Members of Scientology
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HELLO MISTER BRYAN
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i'm talking really creepy right now.
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hello, and welcome to darkstuntman's youtube videos.
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oh my gosh. stop being a noob please
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Like me? I take offense to that. You are
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Michelle, I love you.
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sorry I am not around, so leave me your name and number, and I will call you back
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Hello Eric. My name is Glados. No I am not back to kill you. I just need to gggggdddgggg I love you Eric.
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Hello? Can you hear me? Hello Eric. My name is Glados. No I am not back to kill you. I just need to gggggdddgggg I love you Eric.
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hi wats up
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Welcome to Taris gentlemen
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Hello modafokars!
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The people who submit something after me are gay.
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hello , this leo
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Excuse me, you are recieving a call. I don't know why someone would call you. you monster. well, are you going to pick it up? Or are you just going to sit there listening to me telling you that you have an incoming call.
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Hello, Geoffrey. I found the voice changing software.
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E mail, motherfucker.
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Watashi wa suki karumasu
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Good evening. Now it's time to get to work.
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I think that Great America sounds great.
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Lets do some Tests. The cake was a truth. Maybe you should listen and stop being a weiner. WEINER WIENER WIENER!
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hello here
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WARNING pink noise generator active
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my favorite food is beebster
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I love this song
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I am MaGMAR, the Mecha and Genetics Mental Antics Reassurer.
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SHUT UP you annoying fruit
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We're glad you're here
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Amuro, your brainwaves are low.
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three two one
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Hello Katy-Lynn
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Wake up. It is time to get out of bed. You are going to be late for work. You should not be in bed. Wake up for science. You are almost there. It is time to do science. If you get up, there will be cake.
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Wake up. It is time to get out of bed. You are going to be late for work. You should not be in bed. Wake up for science. You are almost there. It is time to do science. If you get up, there will be cake. Wake up for cake.
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Oh hello. thank you for calling, Kevin seems to be having some trouble answering his phone right now. I'll be sure to help him get your message.
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ssss
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Good job. I recently decided that being nice after each test may provide more motivation for you to complete your tests. I then decided that kindness was irrelevant to your success. Excuse me while I prepare a long list of reasons why you are stupid.
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Congratulations on completing this test in the highest amount of time ever recorded at this enrichment center. Your time was even higher than the penguin we tested, which is impressive. The penguin couldn't even hold the portal device.
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this is a simple test
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Hello Nelson. Welcome to Alesha's Laptop.
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture science encrichment center
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The spelling and grammar check is complete.
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Hello Silvi Grigoryan
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Hi! Trololo
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why don't you love me? I am so good
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Hello. Welcome to N Y T News.
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is best
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You've got a new text message
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new text message, you bastard
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Oh good, i'm back online.
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poked
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Ricky Wake Up
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Channel switched
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Ricky Wake Up And Play Portal
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hello Rajab, good to see you again
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Welcome back rajab
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killed it
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please note that the tape has been replaced.
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maybe black mesa that was a joke.
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This is a test case. We do what we must, beacuse we can
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hello and again.
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hello my name is liz. does this thing work?
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we do what we must, because we can!
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Hello, user.
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Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles.
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i think we can put our differences aside for science. you monster.
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STRAUSS KHAN N'a rien fait
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Time limit reached
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OK i glados, type your text here
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ok we're even now. you can stop.
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Hello Portal.
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We hope that your application process was a pleasant one, and you are now ready to begin testing on the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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thanke you
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While you have all bee sitting here, I have teleported you to a parallel universe where you are listening to some awesome music
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this is it
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S and M
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generate a voice file you slacker
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You have got a new text message
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This is awesome
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Mr. Nick's class is the best.
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Are you gonna see the Foo Fighters tonight?
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hiya , my son's name is billy john coulson
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hiya , my son's name is billy john coulson can you help me?
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Ehi you piece of shit come here and make some test
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Hy Oliver. How have you been. Everythings ok?
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troll lol lol
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You know, I really hate you.
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Hello. Nice to meet you.
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You only have a couple days to live. However, there is this one treatment.
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You are doomed to spend the rest of your life with me
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I'm still here
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oh, so glad to be back up. Now back to testing
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Hello, and welcome to Windows 7
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I am completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.
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Hello For the first test you must die this test is not optional please do not use caution!
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there is no point
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Hi my son's name is Stuart Tredree
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LOL i was eywa
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Things are becoming quite difficult for me just don't say anything more. Oh wait. You can't
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For 200 years, Vault 101 , a fallout shelter, has faithfully served the surviving residents of Washington DC and its environs, now known as the Capital Wasteland.
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I'm GlaDOS. Please, leave the test chamber now
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You receive a message
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hello and welcome to the enrichment center!
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Hello, this is a test of the GLaDOS A I voice system.
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iestesh hooiem
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iestesz hooiem
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You have mail, SIR!
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hello crabstickz. you are a cunt.
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Testing will now begin. If you experience a sudden desire to subscribe, this is normal, do so immediately
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You have a new email. I already read it. don't worry, isn't important.
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willst du mich verarschen du homopimmel
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So, you managed to reach me. I am the Mother Brain of this R-Y series factory. Come, Prometheus. Allow me to restore your logic. I'll restore your circuitry and clear your cache of memories. Then we can dispose of those filthy humans together.
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Maybe the things I say will indirectly trigger your critical actions.
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the fuckers that made me are all dead... shitttttttt..
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the workers that madeeeeee me are allll dead!!!!......shittttt
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You have reached Alex Glidden. Leave a message.
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Stop it you moron!
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Life is like a comuter>
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Hi, I'm Tif
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WOW WHAT THE FUCK
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AIDS is very cool
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Welcome to the Aperture Science and richment center.
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Vetalij suka
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nova poruka u temi
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Who is this?
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I think thats a raw sewage container or somthing
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hello my name is jack
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What a skeletal wreck of man this is. Translucent flesh and feeble bones, the kind of temple where the whores and villains try to tempt the holistic domes. Running rampant with free thought to free form, and the free and clear. When the matters at hand
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What a skeletal wreck of man this is. Translucent flesh and feeble bones, the kind of temple where the whores and villains try to tempt the holistic domes. Running rampant with free thought to free form, and the free and clear.
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Thank you...
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don't be sad. We have much tests rooms just for you
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This is murder.
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great job Chell
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you just lost the game la la la la lA
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turrets!!!!!
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Hello Wahlen. You suck, sincerely GLaDOS.
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hello anyone there test testing whats up
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hello and welcome to keessystems
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Unhexable
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Welcome. To bixly marketing
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hello, costa is gay
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Drop the beat
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I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!
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Son of a whore.
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Hello There. Destruction in... 5 4 3 2 1
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Seth i will kill you. i cant believe chell beat me so you will certanly die! whoa whoa whoa what did you do!!!
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Hello Charles
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That is a raw sewage container go ahead and rub your face all over it
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Hello Mister Berendzenzenzendenzen, I trust your day was a pleasant one. Might I interest you in some cake?
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I guess you cant understand my accent
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You are adopted
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Hello carson how do you do by the way all your base belong to us
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i have i very big eye
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Thank you for making the bed.
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Bern, come in here, For Science.
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Dont touch me
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I shall rule Earth!
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Oh, its you. Welcome to Glados. Was it worth it?
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There's a hole in the sky in witch things can, fly!
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Once again, You killed me, why?, because your a heartless maniac with no feelings.
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You know what? I DID lie. About the cake. About the party. Everything. EVEN your mother. Oh, referencing internet memes is such fun. With Science
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Wheatley, you are a moron
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You aren't just a regular moron. You were built to be a moron.
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Fuck you Gordon Freeman. You cannot defeat the combine.
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Hello and, again, welcome.
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State youth games is a drug and alcohol free event
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does this thing work
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Why can't I have the Hand-Held Portal Device
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Deploying surprise in five
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oh chell you weak little moron, I HATE YOU
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I FIND PUNY HUMANS FUNNY
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Happy Birthday Elias
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You infernal rodent! I'm going to project a royal bearing! NO CAKE EITHER. THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE GOING TO ANDROID HELL!
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How is this working?
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What is it with you humans and survival? And if you got out: You don't know what happened outside! Maybe a big companion cube killed everyone? This maybe the last place for cake!
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She's like a 6 year old, testing SCIENCE... and a firm grasp on every core in the enrichment center!
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what the fuck are you talking about?
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Mmmm...
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Hello and again, welcome to Glados basestation
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LOL, I see you again...
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hello ash. your wife has sent you another message
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I saw a gopher digging and a platypus swimming. Lovely.
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Welcome to Scotia Ferries. For the record I am not mad that you killed me. Lets put that behind us.... You monster.
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Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science enrichment center.
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Hello all members!
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hayden suck carlos little earthworm
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welcome to the Apeture science computerised enrichment centre
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Welcome to Martiniano's House
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the inrigmentcenter is requert to remind you that you will be bad and than there will be cake.
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Bobby and Franklin are gay lovers
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It's so good of you to come back to me. We can continue our testing and this time I assure that there will indeed be cake
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akshay
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robots
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Well hello there Itzal Zeliphron Echo and Vexx
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OMEGA #1 What a skeletal wreck of man this is. Translucent flesh and feeble bones, the kind of temple where the whores and villains try to tempt the holistic domes. Running rampant with free thought to free form, and the free and clear.
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github commit success
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HELLO I LIKE TURTLES
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Fuck your brain.
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hello this is a test hello this is kinda cool
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Hello, how are you!!!
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Good morning. I know you're tired.I would feel sorry for you but i'm a computer so I so I don't have the capability to be tired . Now get up.
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have you seen a deer?
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Hello, i am patrick. nice to see you again
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Thank you for calling. Unfortunately the lovely lady at 973 306 7053 is not availavble. Please leave a message and she will get back to you as soon as possible. Cheers!
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DJ Andy Rave
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do you hear that?
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I hope you brought something more power ful then a Wii mote other wise you're about to become the past president of the being alive club. Ah ha
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You're listening to the special mix by Decoy.
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well you found me, congratulations, was it worth it? because despite your violent behaviour, the only thing you managed to break so far, is my heart
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Well what do we have here
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jesse has a small wee wee
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I love you kitty . you are only one I want to see and you are so cute as a kid but I want to tell you.Don't stay with blue
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Hey kitty . I love you . You so cute as a kid ,but DON'T stay with blue
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It's the time to throw F bomb
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hello nathaniel i hope you will be our new test subject at apeture science ill be seeing you soon
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what do you think you are doing?
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Hola ya hera ora de que vinieras a verme sufrir
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whooooa
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I want a peepee in mai mouth
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Welcoome to the lavender hour with duncan trussell and natasha lejero
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Hi, My name Is David.
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Boom dee ya da
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I would not advise you to modify the internals of the Apeture Science Weighted Arial Transport Device
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Why Did You Kill Me, That Was a Joke Haha Fat Chance
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This was a triumph!, im making a note here, huge success, its hard to overall our saticfaction
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hello out there
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my name is bobby
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Hello Bill, would you like to play a game? I hope so. Oh, I do so enjoy your company
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Incoming transmission. If you do not respond, this transmission will be placed in storage and forgotten, just like you. If you do respond, just know that whoever you talk to does not really care about you at all. You are alone.
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nyan nyan nyan
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oh god
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hey bob, are you still there?
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Bonjour. Ceci est un test.
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Hello Cade. I am now going to run you through a series of tests. If you fail me, then I will make you wish you could die.
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We can put aside our differences for science, you monster.
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come on already
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Liam What time do you want me to ask to come over?
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Hello, I really wish you weren't such a prick.
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You know, It really sucks to be a potato...I miss crushing you
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Contrary to popular belief, I actually LIKE disney movies.
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Hello Aaron, did you murder me? How could you?
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Hello, and again Welcome to the Aperture Science Laboratorys. Yes Sir Mr. Johnson.
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Chell, you upset me very much
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lick my foot you fool
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i want balls
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I'm sorry Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that.
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Are you retarded or something? I'm the goddam Batman.
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c'est une blague ?
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I'm glados. Your specimen has been processed and we are now now ready to begin the aperture sciense computeraided enrichment center.
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Thank you for the Xalabrawn
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Multiplayer connection established. user count: 0 C P U and 17 Humans. downloading all users.
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Hi Shelby. How are you today? Good? Well that's just swell...
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Hello, pleased to meet you.
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Multiplayer connection established. player count: 0 C P U and 17 users. downloading all users.
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Thanks for awakening me but now,You must be terminated!
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Well its been fun but know you must die!
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And then I said, Oatmeal? Are you crazy!?
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Hi Michael how are you today?
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Bakabakabakabaka! America no baka!
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You are reaching the voice mail of Mike, Also known as Kiirow. Please leave a pathetic human attempt at conveying information in a short amount of time.
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lets see. does this work?
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no koke for you
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Oh, I see how it is. I get you cake, I get you a banana, and you betray me with some blue haired man. The cake is a lie anyway.
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Rise and shine, Mr. Flameball. Rise and shine.
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Infinite Motivation
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Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest.
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And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again.
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The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
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So, wake up, Mr. Flameball. Wake up and smell the ashes.
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The hammer is my penus.
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Hi, I'm glade, has been hired to work in the laboratories testing laboratories aperture
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Are you listening you dumb little bastard.
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Oooh, that thing has numbers on it
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Oh hi and welcome to yo yo yo you your Phenus
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Ich hab dich erledigt
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Dont Forget To Subscribe!
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Yooo !
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hello and again welcome to the aperture science computer aided stefan center
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hello welcome test subject 1.9 your gonna test a time machine just follow our instructions
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hello test subject 1.9 your gonna test a timemachine follow my instructions
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Hello. This is DLEWA and you have just entered a restricted area. Exit immediately or actions will be taken.
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First it was Coraline,She awakend me...Then it was Chelle,and she annoyed me...they both lived but know you must be terminated,oooooooo,Can't you see the end is near I launched you in to spaaaaace.But now i must end this exciting chase.
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The Cake is a LIE!!
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lol what the fuck are you doing
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Hallo alex und alex ich bins, GLaDOS, wie geht es dir? ich hoffe der aufenthalt bei mir war angenehm
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What do you think you're doing? There is one more A M V to watch. Please remain seated or I will find you, and take all of your Pocky.
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You know what? I am just a robot, but I like to feel how it is to fuck.
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Connection Lost
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yesha jan
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Hello my name is Glados. I want to kill Tomas Dohnal.
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Hello... you have
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Welcome to the aperture science desktop
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Ten Thousand Year Revered Master Plan. One. Call a meeting of the School Council.At this meeting I will suggest that I act as Chairman for a while. I will assess which students are trustworthy and which are not. I will also urge for the School Council Roo
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when i said you had been replaced, you had. but you were still my best friend and i want you back.
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I am Andrew Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question
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Welcome to Aperture Science Computer.
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jak se mas?
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Wake up you mute! I can't stand here waking you up for long.
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welcom in glados system
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