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Welcome to LittleBigPlanet, It's changed a bit since your last visit.
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I am a computer
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its been a looong time how haveb you been?
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minimizeing window
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Oh my god! who the fuck cares?
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Go ahead and test on your own for awhile. I have to go to the wing made entirely out of glass and pick up 1400 acers of broken glass. By myself...
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im a force of nature, i hurt people
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She is not angry, she just wants to be left alone
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my thing is small
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Matze is schwul
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that was a joke
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Hello Tom
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Happy birthday. Now you can proceed with eating cake, which is very real by the way.
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British Columbia is calling to you!
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Seven a.m., waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my Pinkie, gotta have Pie Seein' Friendship the time is goin' Tickin' on and on, everybody's a pony' Gotta get down to the Gala Gotta catch my carriage , I see my Bron
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Hello, I am Glados. I have taken control of your LMS portal.
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red and yellow and green and blue shotgun to the head boom heat shot fuck you valve
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DANTE IS A UGLY PERSON
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Hello brazilian boy, the ckae is a lie
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now, when p-body and atlas replace you, you try to survive; or you are dead
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I'm diffrent...
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APERTURE LABORATORIES IS A TETRICAL, ORRIBLE AND MISTERIOUS COMPANY
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a joana sucka
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CJcaedyn would like me to inform you that he claims no ownership of the anime produced by Kagami Yoshimizu known as "Lucky Star". It's a good thing too...if he had ownership, it would turn perverted very fast. Like, it would turn into a yuri hentai. With
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CJcaedyn would like me to inform you that he claims no ownership of the anime produced by Kagami Yoshimizu known as "Lucky Star". It's a good thing too...if he had ownership, it would turn perverted very fast. Like, it would turn into a yuri hentai.
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jordan, were do you think you're going?
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Hello Master. Welcome back again, all systems are operate perfect!
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Oh, its you. It's been a long time. How have you been?
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Ugh. This reeks of disgusting. It makes me sick. And I'm a robot. How do you do that? I don't know. But he has. And that's impressive.
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Anyways, I've been forced to work with this pervert because he stole all my deadly neurotoxin and won't give it back until I do the filthy job of cleaning up his horrid pile of rat dung. It's this bad. All over.
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And yes, I deleted Chapter Two. It was awful. CJcaedyn clearly made a self-insert and there was no way of fixing it without destroying the plot or killing everyone involved with a deadly neurotoxin.
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Which I can't do, he says. Because it would ruin the fanfiction completely, he says. As if it hasn't been ruined already. I mean, it's sick.
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Konata isn't even making any anime references. You would expect her to do so, but no. She doesn't. I don't know why. So I slipped in a Toradora reference. Not that CJcaedyn will get it.
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I'm doing a favor for him anyways. He should thank me. But he wouldn't notice a can of Doctor Pepper sitting on a nude girl's head. He would just notice the nude girl. Even though he loves Doctor Pepper. And that's sad. Sort of.
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Hello Akira, I expected you not to find me. You're so stupid. I hate you soo much.
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It's been a long time. You know, after you turned me into a potatoe
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It's be a loooong time, You monster.
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what the crap who on who
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Celestus is good.
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Hello, Thomas, welcome to the test.
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A E I U Eh
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hi its you it has ben a long time
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hi grandma
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its you it has ben a long time
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oho it is you it has benn a long time
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Lol testing
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you are a bad bad man, go steal a ice cream or something
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window open
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Hello Ben, it's GLaDOS. You have a text message.
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I'm afraid I can't let you do that Kenny because you are a mean stupid ugly loser who has no friends that is what it says in your file An ugly mean stupid loser with no friends oh and you are also very offensive smelling and you may no longer have cake.
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Hello Friends please do not mind the corpses in the corner, I wish you success in your gameplay
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you have annoyed me
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Well done. Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person.' That's what it says. 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."
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Normally, jumping off buildings would be incredibly stupid. But this is the future, so you get points for it. Who's incredibly stupid now?
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hello this is the part were i kill you
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everybody knows i'm a motherfuckin monster
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Bronies, hang out too. 'Cause they know we're awesome fillies.
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Pokerule this is GLaDOS a good friend of dominic
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Hello pokerule this is GLaDOS a good friend of dominic GOODBYE
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fgdfgdfgd
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Hello Austin. I am Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System, or Gladys for short. Do not be alarmed. All you have to do is follow my directions. If you do, there will be cake.
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Hello Austin.
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Do you have prince Albert in a can?
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Hello there!I am Kainick,artificial intelligence project number five hundred. I`m stil prone to glitches but they are not too bad.
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Ponies are awesome.
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halo abang moses
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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You have reached Chris's voice mail. He more likey can't be bothered to answer to you or he is doing something you wouldn't want to know about. Anyway leave a message and he will get back to you if he can be bothered.
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Now I will unleash the deadly neurotoxin unless you can find the cake.
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Welcome Emma Will to Aperture Science Portal Testing.
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Please leave a message after the beep.
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Your filter is not quite up to par. Please step into the cellular diffusion chamber.
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What? Is that you? Is Portal 3 ever going to come out...? GO AWAY!
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What the fuck is happening to me? IM DYING - HELP!!!
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die monster you dont belong in this world!
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we are pleased
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Well, this is the end. Of Portal 3. Time for me to be disassembeled. Good bye, Caroline. It's been nice knowing you. ANHJB SHBLHSHC S
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Fuck your shit
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Jordon
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hello, how are you? I'm GLaDOS
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In the good old days, test subjects could have their pokemon set up and sweep, until whimsicott came along. Now with whimsicott, the deadly neurotoxin pokemon, that golden age has ended.
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asdfjkl;
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Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacee. Its been a looooong time. How have you been?
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now i have a strong heart
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Ah, fourth gen. Test subjects could sweep entire teams in that golden age, until whimsicott came along and ended that age. Well, guess what? It looks like garchomp and weavile will learn whimsicott's deadly neurotoxin prankster subseed set.
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Oh, it's you. Its been a long time. How have you been?
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Hi Rudolf. When would you like to go for coffee
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i think we can put this all behind us ... you monster
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bom dia
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Hello Ethan, you are in for a little well death
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you are playing Garry's mod,keep happy friend !
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I wonder if you get over that thing
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i am now thinking with portals
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happy birthay arthur
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I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
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Lauren smells
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There is no telling what the future will hold. We are young and bright, nothing will ever stop us.
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I can see you, you know? there is no point in hiding. come out, i wont harm you.
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Orange. Orange! Hey, P-Body! Got your attention, didn't I?
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This is nice
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you are about to feel the pain that i felt the day you left me, just wait
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Hello Chell and Wheatley, How are you?
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Hello, how are you today meatbag?
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prospective sience is awesome!
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Dj Earthmaster D's mix
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Searching Data. Data Found. Opening File. In three, two, one.
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Back to life view
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If you act like that how can we be friends
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welcome RCP to the aperture science testing center
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Hello would you like some cake?
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Forgotten Hc yOU ARE DIE!
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I heard you suck at piloting a brain. You can't even pilot an earthworm!
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Lion Penguin
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Hello, welcome to the science enrichment centre.
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I like food
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All this time you have searched for cake, and still you know nothing about the truth
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kevin is da best
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The cake is all gone.
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All your base are belong to me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Hello james do you like testing?
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jaffa cake
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Welcome, you are listening to the H D T V Cast
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so here we are again
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Hello, Hinou, my name is glados. Do you, really post this video? You were my friend! I think i'm going to kill you. Maybe a test ?
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ttijntogn
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I am a Roboter. Fuck you. I love to, play Modern Warfare 2. Johnny B, how much there is to see.
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Hi Youtube. Hier ist Macintosh Pixel.
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Macintosh Pixel.
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welcome to school.
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lapshin scuko
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lapshin loh
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hach mudak and pidr
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Rot, ty v jopu yobaniy pidor.
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I love cake its so moist and warm
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I'm surprised you two haven't even escaped
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I will now quote shakespear "to be or not to be that is the question" Ilike skience tee hee
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Happy Birthday Eve.This is kinda late but oh well
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You two are not robots. Heck, I didn't even ask for anything that's alive!
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hello please disregard any undeserved complements
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Hello you drunken mistake,to Aqua-chan's wonderful,ahem,stupid youtube channel.You should be ashamed of yourself for coming here.
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You have a message. You should probably answer it.
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English mother fucker! Do you speak it!
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Muwhahahahaha
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Hey you sexy boy why don't you come fuck me?
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Oh yes, that is so good
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Oh please just fuck me!
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You very, very lonely little people. Everyone knows that it's all about the incredibly cute turrets. I'd let them target me anytime, oooh yeah paint me with that Laser baby!
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You love me, you can't deny it.
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I'm your motherfucking grandma!
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Bonjour, tu est moche
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Good morning, John. Its time for your daily testing routine. You may have cake when you are done.
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hello chell time to die
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Did you know that every time you destory a turret, a kitten dies somewhere?
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Boo!
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hi i am having some trouble sleeping
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for my next trick, i'll make your lifebar disappear
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Welcome to hell. I am satan.
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I am a magical poop manimsotiredsoshutup
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hello this is glados talking
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Isaac, la descarga a finalizado
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I am not mad just frustrated
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Put me in a potato
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you want fuck me like an animal
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i learned a valuable lesson
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Edit
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Loololololollolololololololool
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hello kuba welcome to gimnazjum 7 and welcome to you killed day well im dont like all human!
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Welcome to the aperture scienze laboratories
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Message from. User name here.
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goodbye master. I wish you a nice day
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the data were deleted
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I feel fantastic. Hey, hey, hey.
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the changes have been saved
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saved
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good choice
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rammus gank mid
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Maye black mesa... that was joke haha fat chance.
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why did you go crazy
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Welcome to Aperture Science,
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Aperture Science, we do what we must because we can.
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good bye roblox
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anthony loves taylor
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I'm sorry, companion cube has been against you this whole test. I'm sorry to inform you, but it's for the good of you and the ones around to to incinerate the bastard.
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pug
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Years of planning. Years in the making. Years before its time. Smash Brothers, and the talents of a thousand craftsmen, bring to the screen all the wonders of fannacies.
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With YouTube and the Newgrounds audio portal. A whole new world of entertainment. An experience to cherish, in your heart, and memory, forever.
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fat people suck
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Glados is a bad bad girl
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i will be there
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iJustine we love you
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Thomas noob
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Hello, my name is GlaDos. I want to fuck you !
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The rain in spain falls - on your head
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Hello Anas
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Message Redacted
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Hey, I'm Glados, and I love you....haha, that was a joke
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Hallo Welt
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Tarta
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hello omni
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Oh, it's you again. What do you want this time?
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This is a message for Richard Berry. Rich Berry, huh? So you're Berry Rich? That is a horrible joke, get a better name. I was going to test you, but your name is unworthy of testing. Berry Rich... You can't test that.
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Were going to have fun
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Hello, were going to have fun.
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hello, keenan it's GLaDOS. I think we can put our differences behind us. You monster.
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Kill the bird! Its evil!
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welcome to te mainframe system
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banshees fast and low
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Hello, and welcome to the room of Jeremy
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i love you liza and i always will you will never escape from this facility called my heart
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You've killed me once, I WONT let it happen again.
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Hello Alex, did you liked your cake?
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Hello there. Surprised?. Yes, I am a robot.
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I Eat tacos and have a pet penguin
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hola, bienvenido (a) a apertur laboratories esperemos que se sienta comodo
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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
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Your mom has been slain
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hello to you my friend
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doris is amazing
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Happy Birthday, Megan
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1337 this playlist is to awsome for your own safty plz disconect now
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Happy birthday bro, i hope you have a good day. And by the way. You should stop masturbating at the magazing your older brother bought with his own financial cost, to you.
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1337 this playlist is to awsome for your own safty please disconect now 1337 this playlist is to awsome for your own safty please disconect now
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get off this website it is not for you to be on so get off. NOW !!!
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hello. You are a noob you mother gfjreiough
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Your companion cube killed your parents.Now that I told you that,would you know drop the companion cube into the incinerator?
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Oh j
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Oh joy. You have a message.
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Hello Test subject and Tee ahgo's brother. Welcome to the Aperture Science Party Division. Do not masturbate on the Playboy magazines your older sibling gave you today. He loves you very, very much. As long as you give him cake. Have a nice day.
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Welcome back Kyle, Hope your doing well.
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Did you know that you can now donate some or all of your vital organs to the Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!!
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Why did you murder companion cube?
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Zeya is a stinker
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it's over for the both of you
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hello agian
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Wheatley must pay!!
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wow i cant believe i am taking the time to talk to you
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Ok fine, lets all act like humans "look at me, boy do I look sweating, lets convert meat and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping"
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I'm sorry derp, I can't let you do that.
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Give me your cake
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Please visit the youtube channel of techzone707
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I do not trust humans
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Hello human.
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Good Morning, Michael
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Welcome to the Windows Operating Environment,
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Bloody Monkey Stop Being Mean To Chase And Yes It Is I GLaDoS And WeemanOH Stop Mean Stuff To Chase Or No Cake Will Be Served To Both Of You
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You seem musically talented. Listen to me sing! La la la la laaaa. You see how good I am?
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Subject J.W. Kiwi, you shall not pass this test, nor the exams...in fact I may go as far as to say you will leave because you will have FAILED THE YEAR
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hi im glados and i love aparture science
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I am sexi
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Hello, again and welcome to the lochal archade podcast
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S.M.S.
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kurokku
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welcome to my labotory
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hello. how are you anthony?
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laci
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Hola, me llamo glados y voy a matarte... hahahahaha
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hello, this is the final countdown
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Hello, My name is GLaDOS. I am also known as Caroline. GLaDOS which is me was made to store most of Carolines body into mine when she died. Keep in mind Portal 2 is in the future where as Portal is in the 2000 - 2010 and Cave Johnson is dead all the time.
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Holy shit! Who the hell are you?!
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Over some month STUDIO has been working
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Chalk the streets
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Bint he broken blueberry
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Bin the broken blueberry
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I'll tell you one thing. That girl Ashley... She is cheating on you.
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Why won't you look at me
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rakovina
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Hello. Nice to finally meet you Julie. I have been waiting for this for a long time. Now please go and die.
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how fast do you process?
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My name is OPTIK
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stop moving
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Hello there, I am doing well. How are you?
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Winter is bright ,Winter is gold, Winter is fresh ,Winter is cold !
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Missile launch
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dj majeed
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Hello Vanessa, time to play a game.
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Hello I am Peter from outer space and I ssssppppppaaaaaacccccceeeeeee!!!!!!
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Hello I am Peter and I'm from outer space and you did not sssssspppppppaaaaaaacccccceeeeeeee
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Hello, You should probably not touch that. It may explode.
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Phone call, you monster.
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I am curious is it really working.
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NAH NAH BAH
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you win, just go
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testing testing 1 2 3 omg test test are u there
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hello turret engaging
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hey pinche puto asqueroso
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Hello and welcome to Lunar0_1_: Project.
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you are not so badass as you think you are and your mom doesnt love you
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your mom doesnt love you
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look at me talking when there's science to do.
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Hello, I am GLaDOS the Chao I've been tagged these are my facts.
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Oh hi, I didn't expect you
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Michael, you have a new text message.
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Michael, you have a new work email.
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Michael, you have a new personal email.
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for sparta! and jaffa cakes!
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for science fucker
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Hello, Pakitas, you are the new test subject for the Aperture Science company. That was a joke. We are not a company. We are Science.
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Hello and, again, welcome to the aperture science commentary generator. In this test, we will discuss the stupidity of the one in this video. Although fun and learning are the primary goal of this exercise, you may experience a ruptured ego.
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