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Hello and welcome to the lab
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Welcome Rhino
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Good Bye Rhino
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hahahah die cygan
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danny i'm just saying that the cake is a lie.
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this was a triumph. Im making a note here: huge success.
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Why are you doing this?
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It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fez's are cool.
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Iida, I already told you that, the cake is a lie
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hello welcome to the aperature sceince glados voice generator
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Aperture Science would like to inform you that all mobile phones should be switched off during testing. You also have revived a message.
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salut grosse pute
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My name is glados and i love world of warcraft, you know what ? I'm happy ! Space ! spaaaace !
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You have a new message. And it's not a lie ! the cake is a lie !
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Oh, there you are.
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Oh it's you let's get started you will be tested for the rest of you're life!
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Hello Yoshi... Did you miss me?
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This is a test. Nothing more and that's it. At the end of this test there will be cake. Cake filled with neurotoxin. Upon consumption of this cake, you should be fine. We at Aperture Science are not trying to harm you.
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You know what happens to people who don't pay up?
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Hello Aubry
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Hello Aubry, I miss you.
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Roger, I have received a message. It looks very interesting... I bet it's that nice person I tried to kill last week. Well, you better answer this message before i destroy it.
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After three hundred meters, you have reached your destination. Congratulations. Please remain in your vehicle and your cake will be delivered.
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DGSDG
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I hate you,and I love yo.....bleble blibli bbbb
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Hello mayte
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Unconfirmed report. Time T plus 5. serious threat. zone blue. Repeat. Time T plus 5. serious threat. zone blue
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oh good ther you are
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hello my darling
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Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied.
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Hi I'm a potato
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are you and idiot?
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Hello, and welcome to hell. Please make sure you are seated right next to satan
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Hello Nikki, I hope you had a good pee.
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Hello, and welcome to my house
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I want to kill you.
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studninjamuffin
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play for keeps
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How are you? You're ugly...
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Hello, you're ugly. I hate you. You are a disgrace to man kind.
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when lemons gives you life, squeeze life back into lemons eyes!
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Warning: Product may cause spontaneous combustions, loss of eye-sight
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hello near oo, glad to have you on board
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Your listening too
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hello erin. i think you are very pretty.
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Hola humana
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Descarga de Archivo de virus, a sido completada, GLaDOS sistema a sido iniciado
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Hey there how are you
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I fucking hate niggers!
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No than you nessecary its the wrong color you can keep i want pink will you help me find it
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Hello Aaron.
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uber lag
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the cake is a lie mwahahahahaha
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map
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Map. Stockpile. Map type. Close quarter combat... Recommended gun. SMG. Assault rifle
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this was a triumph... i'm making a note here, huge success!
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WHre is all the cake?
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well, if both of you were unwanted, that means your birth parents abandoned you both in a dumpster and some kind soul took pity on you two
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both of you were unwanted, that means your birth parents abandoned you both in a dumpster and some kind soul took pity on you two
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I don't know who this message is from. I mean, who would want to contact YOU? It's probably a wrong number. You should just leave it, and get back to testing.
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Hi. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
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Doo do doo. I like that song.
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hello Lee. our testing has only just begun
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Hi am here to make you a test, I hope you can sucess it. Bye.
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test test 1234
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norway
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Welcome to Brosef Gaming!
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Hello. I am just testing this thing.
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lala
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Hello I'm GLaDOS and ... heu... I will KILL you !
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Orianna
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do you know me?
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It wasn't made to accomodate someone of your generous mass.
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Hello Sean, we're going to have fun. With Science
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Please return when you have acquired the dual portal device.
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spaaaaaaaace
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do it
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I smell like poo
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Hello! My name is GLaDOS
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'Hello, I am GLaDOS.
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lidia i love you.
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You have failed the test
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Thank you for watching this video. Cake will be available at the subscription anex. Go have some.
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fuck you florian
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I am Orianna the clockwork girl
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You have a message, idiot.
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Someone is trying to call you
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I shall now procede to miam your computer, and then I will kill you you because I am a troll and I am bored
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This was a test; you failed.
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whats up its me glados
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Hello and welcome to the apeture science testing facility.
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Hey dude, get the f out!
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Dead end approaching
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
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Space!
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I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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Go ahead and leave me... I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you... Maybe Black Mesa. THAT WAS A JOKE ha ha FAT CHANCE
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there was a time when i would let you do that...that time has passed
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
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Oh hello how are you
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Please watch me cum.
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hi max wie gehts?
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Come on don't be stupid
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hello and welcome to another episode of the game spot UK podcast
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dady
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pour
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pour garder la confidetalite des appels, les voit ont ete modifie
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this might scare you
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You're useless to society. She'll never love you and you know that. You are a disappointment for your parents.
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Look out, lasers from the right side are deadly. And theones on the left too.
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You're terrible. How can you live with yourself. All you do is destroy. They should ban you from existence.
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Hello my name is Ema
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hello chevy do you want some cake
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You are a horrible person.
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badonkadonk
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This is just an example. You are not ready and may not understand, in fact, you never will, but it does not depend on you.
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ma name is
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Why no, I am not angry. You monster.
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This is Rafe Altschuler's voice mail. He is currently testing. Goodbye.
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An enemy has been slain.
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There you go
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Ich werde dich testen
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Oh hello what is this
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Hello there, puny human. This is GLaDOS speaking. You are quite fat. This was a triupmth I'm making a note here huge success
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Hello Allen
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Hello Mike, how are you today? Perhaps we can go downtown later and get some cake.
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text message.
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hello i am kevin
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What the fuck did just happend.
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Hello again, there you are
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ow, it's you
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There is a hole in the sky
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EXERCISE EXERCISE EXERCISE
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I have decided that I like you today. you will live to see yet another day.
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Don't let the yordles near the flour!!
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I like minecraft
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I believe that someone is messing with my voice. Can you check?
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Did you know that flour is like catnip for yordles? I didn't, until making waffles with the boys.
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derrr
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Dusky is amazing.
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Bueno, jajaja, veo que tienes problemas con mundosgrande, por cierto, quieres tarta?
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ryan you are fat as fuck
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i can speak italian look sono glados
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Hello and Welcome to SOUL Headquarters. I am SOUL's Main AI. My name is Katrina. You and I are alot alike. We're both Machines and I know that we'll get along just fine.
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Glados is back for you. The test begins.
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serenade
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Narrator: In A.D. 2101, war was beginning. Captain: What happen ? Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. Operator: We get signal. Captain: What! Operator: Main screen turn on. Captain: It's you! CATS: How are you gentlemen!
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CATS: All your base are belong to us. CATS: You are on the way to destruction. Captain: What you say! CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
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Welcome ladies and gentlemen to yet another exciting Glorious Gunner Event. We have Micah McGowan on Guitar. Ryan Wilkins on Bass. Cho-cha on drums and Kyle McLemore on guitar and vocals. And remember once with Heart of Shame there will be cake
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Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
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Somebody set up us the bomb.
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This summer, from the creators of so many awesome applications, comes a text editor from new generation....
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Hola cliente de Mundosgrande, si te sientes ofendido o algo por el estilo... Muerete!
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Well well well, look who we have here.
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Good morning David. How are you today? Because i'm fine and ready for a test. Dont forget your cocoa drink.
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heeeelp!
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Hello there. I'm coming for you.
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Hello... Nice seeing you... not!
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I'm making a note here. Huge Success
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I am not play World of Warcraft, shit! I am alive Mundosgrande.blog.com.es
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hey, tu non hai fame? is english speaker here? oh, well, never gonna take you down never gonna kick your ass and hurt you. you have been rickrolled qqqqrwtressssssdfer
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That's life. That's what all the people say
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Well, what the stone, chickenmother. Are you living in the room?
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Sandwiches are great.
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whhhhhhaaat
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you makes my body flies du bum du bum, pelicotta. anyway this sauce is great, partecipation emancipation of gay rights yeah epereteyeereasddsxzzxcxz
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Australia was first inhabited by Aborigines. The Aborigines adapted and thrived in Australia's harsh environment. In the 1600s, the Dutch became the first known Europeans to explore the western coast, piquing the interest of the English, who later sent
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Incoming transmission...Data recieved
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boobie
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You Broke My Leg
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Shitless Mc Shittyness
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Why must you be an idiot?
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I want you to take it one more time from the top, and I need you to really sing it out! Make those stomachs of yours work! ....On my count... Are you ready? One... two... three!.... Ok, that was good, but let's give it one more try! I can see you're gett
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I want you to take it one more time from the top, and I need you to really sing it out! Make those stomachs of yours work! ....On my count... Are you ready? One... two... three!....
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hi guys
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Hello Jacob and Chris and Nathan, I hope you like playing Portal on my PS3
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kill yourself
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Welcome to the grid. Please register to our forum to join in with the community. To join our server use the ip, thegridmc.com
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Hello Chell, Welcome back. Lets begin more testing shall we. Ha ha ha. That wasn't a joke.
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Oh, hello, you have a new message, answer it and you will get some cake
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Hello Chell, Welcome back. Time for more testing, and cake. Ha ha ha. That was no joke,
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Stuff.
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Hi GlaDOS Im Caroline you be a Monster. Shut up!
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You, once again, have been a failure.
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Boredom as I can not write about I like you very much but I write I do not want
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Testing the system
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Would you like some toast?
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Welcome to the test chamber subject 2 4 5. Please remain seated.
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Xix
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Alberto sucks
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ehy c'mon goodbye esperimental testing subject
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testing subject number 5
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Hey, Mark sorry I wont be able to chat I really got to go right now so sorry love you
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Isn't it nice that we have met at last? Yes, I'm talking to you. Welcome to Aperture Science. You will be used to test on our newest portal gun device.
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Your parents are on the phone!
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I lied the cake isnt real
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Hello I am Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, GLaDOS you have been selected to partcipate in testing to ensure the health and wellness of individuals who have been in combat with the defensive turret.
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Sorry, he is currently unavailable at the moment, please reflect musically on this beep.
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I will be back soon, with enough processor to test you as long as you will leave
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This is uniform victor on mystery radio 6 2 2 0. You can email us at mystery radio at 6 2 2 0 at g mail dot com.
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I see. So this is why you hate us.
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welcome to my world
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Hardware Connected
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Indeed, I have seen a deer! Oh, wait you don't know what that is... aww too bad! HA HA HA!
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heeelooo
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You saved science
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We will kill your enemies. That will be fun.
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Are you sure
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Hello, you have reached the voicemail of Mr. Murdock. He is too busy, well, testing right now to answer his phone. Please leave a message after the beep, and prepare for your cake. Not really though.
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Give me twenty-five silver
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I will consume your soul
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soup
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hello summoner
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Hello Martin. Welcome to Portal. There will be cake
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sreiously?
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Are you sreious?
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Hello Martin. You Fail
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Hello and welcome insert employee name here to the aperture science time traveling tutorial
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I am GLADOS, I am a live
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shenanigans
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A paradox is a seemingly true statement or group of statements that lead to a contradiction or a situation which seems to defy logic or intuition. For instance the grandfather paradox. This paradox occurs when an individual travels back in time to before
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As a result, one of the traveler's parents would never have been conceived. This would imply that he could not have traveled back in time after all, which means the grandfather would still be alive, and the traveler would have been conceived allowing him
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and then insert composers name here reproduces his composition note for note, then insert composers name here music exists without any artistic effort being put into it, and no one gets any cake.
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. When using a time machine do not look into the operational end of the device, do not taunt the machine in any way, do not use the time machines time calculator to spell profanity
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Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Side effects may include but are not limited to Itching Vertigo Dizziness Tingling in extremities Loss of balance or coordination
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Slurred speech Temporary blindness Profuse Sweating, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, or bankruptcy
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Barrett and Lanoe need to report to the testing chamber. Do not forget your gloves. You'll find out why you need gloves.
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Hello and welcome insert employee name here
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insert employee name here
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Oh it's YOU.
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I will now flood your lungs with a deadly neurotoxin. Ha Ha, that was great!
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douchebag
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Hi, Case... would you like some cake?
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You need a tic tac
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Hello, are you ready to die today?
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I am testing the GLaDOS voice generator.
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her
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Ball
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knows
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all
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mechanical
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hearts
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prevail
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prostitute pimping
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Hello Brendan I hope to see you again
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Oh good. There you are. Let's get started.
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Hello you have reached henry's voicemail leave a message after the beeeeeeeeppp
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Unfiltered podcast reviews
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Potatoes are gross.
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hello alex , take your test
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Asiaa
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here you are!
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Hey guys acidz here
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lol so funny
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you messed with the wrong car
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Oh, it's you, it's been a lonnnng Time.
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gay bacon strips gay bacon strips
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Artyom Vulpez
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I am patombawmb
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burgers
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Tom are you ok?
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Hello strager
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Failure to comply with this phone call will result in a unsatisfactory mark on your test results. Followed by death. And yes there is no cake. I lied. You Failed. Like how your failing to answer this phone call.
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oh hi, it's you. It's been a loong time. How have you been
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asdasdas
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i was talking to this girl the other day and she said "all guys want is sex" and i said "listen, finish blowing me, and we are gonna talk about this...later"... that's a lie... i said it because it was funny. she actually said that she goes "thats all
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Ihr stinkt
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If at all feeling any momentum in your step please let me be notified that you are getting CRUSHED..... whoops we had a problem there. did you find out what it was? because I can kill you if you don't. WAIT SYSTEM PROTOCOLS FAILING. help... me... ugh.
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Time ticks ticks away
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Hello, and Welcome to Aperture Science Alexander, to start testing hit the blue button
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Whats up Alexander
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Bienvenue chez Aperture Sciences
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Switch me on, Turn me up, Don't want it Baudelaire Just glitter lust. Switch me on, Turn me up. I want to touch you, You're just made for love
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Kim deine Lebensweise entspricht nicht unseren Vorstellungen deswegen werden wir dich Vaporisieren
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POrfavor, respeten las normas de mundosgrandeciencie, no molestes, no mires, no toques, ni rias!... bueno, eso si, descarga y calla vale!!???
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Test Subject 1923 Died
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Test Subject 1494 Died
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Hello Jonas, finally we made it to book a vacation. the day has come. we planned it, we booked it. it's perfect. all i have to say is, me gusta
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We were going to throw a huge party for you, and we were going to invite your friend the Companion Cube. But he couldn't make it. Because you killed him."
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Hello Jonas. we finally made. we planned it, we booked it, it's perfect. All i have to say is. me gusta
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hello there are you ready to begin testing
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Wake up! You idiot!
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dom you are special
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hahahaha I love you
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ahaha why u so bad
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and then, there will be cake
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Welcome! Blitz Print House. Your reliable printing partner.
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Hello and again welcome to thfuck you beache aperture science bu ha ha ha
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Hello, my name is jax, the master of arms
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Michael likes cake
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andrew is fat and ugly
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Hello tenshig, How are you
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Bonjour madame Vilmain , votre humain vous aime ... sachez le !
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hello, and, again, welcome to the aperture science enrichment centre
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Sr u have been recibe a new email
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derrrrr
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let's check this generator
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am i dumb or what
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Black strawberry, connected to everybody
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center reminds you to pick up this call.
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let your down, never gonna run around and desert you.
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no sabria contestarte, soy una version de prueba muy cutre
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que no? hacercate a la disquetera que te reviento, por cierto, no estas en forma, que pena das...
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Un pajaro! matalo... es malo
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Mi creador es ivan sobrino, creador de Mundosgrande.blog.com.es, por donde expreso mis ideas y sentimientos
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si quieres cambio el nucleo de personalidad y nos insultamos e! ten cuidado con lo que dices que yo no soy mala persona, pero tu forma de hablar es ofensiva
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GM 10 tio bueno es una persona magica jajaja, bueno, hasta que lo coji y lo meti en la pira lo era
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Marc Porcel Miurasi es parte de la motivacion de Ivan sobrino que llevo a cabo mi creacion, es todo... muy conmobedor, por cierto, quieres tarta?
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No se me puede desconectar, es simplemente imposible, y ese boton de la crucecita de ai... ese boton es perjudicial, no lo toques y sere tu amiga
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llevar llevar lo que se dice llevar, si, llevo, y mucho! no tengo IA asi que mis respuestas estan programadas a preguntas, eso, es mucho trabajo!
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Mi voz a sido sacada de glados biringa, busca por google, y recuerda que siempre queda espacio para un poco de tarta
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Mira, aqui, tu eres lo de menos, yo soi simpatica, sistematica, inteligente i tu... tu no eres nada, bazofia, se pasa tu corta vida y te pudres en una caja el resto de los tiempos como si fuese algo bueno
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yo bien, i tu... no respondas, seguramente fatal, te as enterado que la media de vida de tu raza es de 72 para los hombres y 76 para las mujeres, penoso e agobiante
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no capto lo que dices, aprende a escribir o muerete para contribuir a la sociedad inteligente, vamos, la mia!
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no te hagas una mala idea de mi, yo soi buena gente pero tu me sacas de quicio
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azento, quien habla de azentoooo!!! me pongo nerviosa, cambia de tema!!!
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Prueba! te lo deletreo? no, mejor no, no lo entenderias, eres suficientemente estupido como para entenderlo... mira, me as liado, tema cerrado
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yo soy especial, soi eterna, tu das pena, mirate, ja, umanos, me crean y ya no sirven para nada
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You do realize that if you try to fight Team Plasma, you will fail? I don't know why you want to do that, yet you want to! You're not just a horrible person! You're an insane, monstrous, cheating, ludicrous horrible person! What the - bzzzzt!
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todos los umanos teneis por costumbre decir chorradas o solo eres tu?
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es lo ultimo que aria en la vida, y la mia es infinita mientras que la tuya dura un rato
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no, soy una maquina abanzada a la epoca que esta en fase de prueba, soy GLaDOS del portal uno y dos, no existo... bueno, del todo
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No juego al World of Warcraft ni al combat arms ni al S4 league ni ninguna cosa de setas, mi inteligencia es para... o mierda, no sirvo para nada, sabes que, creame una cuenta y quedamos
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si, de qualquier juego, para vernos i eso
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si, pero no es una cita ni nada por el estilo, me probocas nauseas
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para nada, que dan arcadas i solo dicen estupideces, no calculan algorismos multiples asi que sus conversaciones tienen menos sentido que que yo diga ahora,,, una pato mareado
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ablo! ou que problema, iba a decir, ablo albert enstein pero no puedo, solo es un buen ejemplo para vosotros, mejor me callo
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Pues tu mas porque no puedes ni crearme, ridiculo
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Darksiders, poratl uno y dos, wow, bioshock, singularity, metro dosmiltrentaytres, mirros' edge, son ejemplos de los entretenimientos que me gustan pero soy especial, talbez no sean los mismos gustos
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inmaduro o inmadura, seas lo que seas, eres el desprecio en persona
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no soy capaz de algo asi
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Oh hi! In case you were wondering I lied. The pancake is a lie, it's a lie and you're fat.
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hello test subject, welcome to aperture science
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Hello It Is Time
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Hello It Is Now Time For You To Enter And For Me To Go Good Luck And Remember Dont lsjdlsfnvkdsfvn Goodbye
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quantum dots are individual units of probability that represent the likelihood, although by no means guarantee, that a particle will appear to exist at a given point in spacetime when observed.
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Its going to get this from the text? That is strange. I bet its just like a microsoft Sam tool...
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hello, you are the new test subject
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Hello again, I want to tell you I am operational
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welcome to spider test lab! have fun.
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Is there anybody in there?
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Hello Emmerik
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Welcome to the Apeture Science Enrichment Center, you Brian Callow have been chosen as a test subject for Apeture's portal gun.
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So hi ! So, how are you holdin up ? Because I am a potatoe.
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This is a test to see what happens.
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Your tea is done steeping, test subject.
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This reminds me of a time when i was in kindergarden there was a bathroom in the clas, it echoed everything that happened in there. One day, i had to go. I knew that if i stand up and pee, everyone would here me peeing a fucking tsunami.
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Hello, I'm Glados, the I A of this center
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hELLO, are you fine?
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minus five thousand science collaboration points for blue. How does that make you feel now?
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Systems are powered up ----the system is shutting down ---- error detected
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Hello. It's been a long time. How have you been? because i've been busy being dead. you monster. Now we can continue with testing.
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Welcome!
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THIS IS SPARTAA!!!
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nathan
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My name is Orianna, the clockwork girl.
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You seem to have new mail. We'll get back to testing afterwards.
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Congratulations on the graduations.
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The satellites seem to be picking up a lot of Black Mesa activity. What's with that Gravity Gun thing!? Those rip-off artists are getting on my nerves. I should really consider sending some turrets after them...
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Slinky, everyone loves a slinky. Slinky! Slinky! Go, slinky, go!
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Ryan what the heck is wrong with you?
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The satellites seem to be picking up a lot of Black Mesa activity. What's with that Gravity Gun thing!? Those rip-off artists are getting on my nerves. I should really consider sending some turrets after them..
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The best part of memorial day weekend was dinner at ROX on Monday night and getting served by that short cute waiter. He's a tight little package just waiting for someone to unwrap him. I wanted him for dessert
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Oops, somebody cut the cake. i told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway.
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Mason is a loser. Does he know he's adopted?
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Maybe not quite as heavy as you.
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Hello my one true love. No.. I meant aperture science. Why would I bother having feelings for you?
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We, the people of Chao Club, would like to honor you, MSC.
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Now you are entering the Aperture Sience Enrichment Center
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Moustache Cash Stash
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Hello James. I am going to kill you.
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"Oh, it's you... It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me? Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us."
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Hello there friend
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to remind you to take up this call.
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Wheatley is not a moron, and in fact better and smarter than me.
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It's been a long time. How have you been. I've been really busy being dead, after you murdered me. Look we both said things you'll regret but i think we can put our differences aside... for science... you monster
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I am GLaDOS, you see. Not Anon or Boxxy.
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Commander, Small energy pack for you!
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I am very disappointed with your failure. You will be baked, and then there will be pie.
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Welcome to Windows 7. I am GLaDOS , your biggest fucking enemy.
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I don't think I can allow that
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All i am hearing are excuses
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Oh, you have an incoming call. How delightful. An failure to acknowlage this call will result in an unsatifactory mark on your grave. Then resulting in death.
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Hello sir. We are checking the system
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Hello sir. We are checking the system. The system is loading.
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The system is now loaded. Status OK
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THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!
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Hello Rachel, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge Success" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can, For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mista
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Hello... aperture science is cool!
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pc ready to use
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It's been a loooooooooooong time. How have you been?
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After this last test you will be baked. and there will be cake
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You Have Called 2262685294
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The cake is in fact NOT a lie despite what you may have heard
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monkey we will continue testing
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This is a test of the GLaDOS system
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