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“I am in space ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I am very great you suck ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“show me your genitals ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ciao come ti chiami? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“what's the four eight eight seven nine? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Welcome to Aperture Sceince Computer center ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello and again welcome to android hell ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello everyone, how is it going today. I believe robin is a fucking gay asshole ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello? Are you still there? I can't seem to find you. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Ryan Do you like this voice? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“YR ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Continiue testing ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Robin, welcome back. How are you doing ? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Robin, welcome back! How are you doing ? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Alex du bist ein arsch ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, you are my only friend ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Earth this is the Goddess .I want all you people gone by tomorrow, I have a new tenant for the property! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello benoit, please by portal 2. I want to do science with you ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Grant is a noob ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello ! I'm gonna kill you ! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“a usb device has been engaged ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“asdasdasdasd ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“an usb device has been disengaged ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Lemons, Lemons TAKE THE LEMONS! Burn Them Down! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“lemons, TAKE THE LEMONS!, BURN THEIR HOUSES DOWN, BURN THEM DOWN! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, i can see you ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“billy stop that! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello you. It's your sister. I can see you. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This isn't brave, it's murder ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I am glados, fear me ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Simderi is such a noobish player in Portal series. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This time i am taking this away, I got a question ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This state is elevating as the hurt turns into hating ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“fest ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“do you know why you have no friends? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Bienvenue a tout le 15-18 ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Nightie night ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello!!! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You're at the main menu ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“good night and pleasent dreams ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I love penile substance ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hey Hey Hey! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Aron, how are you? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“oh!, i can't belive i'm doing this ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“My name is Marcsibot. Now I am controlling this school. Have fun, and I will bite your head off and play football with it! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hey yo what is going on here? can I have a pizza? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Aron, how are you today? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“what the hell you douchebag ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Salut NaTsu ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello NaTsu, how are you today? are you ready for a new test? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hola juan ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hallo du bist schlecht ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“moron ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“welcome to this test chamber ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“so hello there , this is x ray defuser ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“So hello there x ray defuser ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Please move to the chamberlock or I will kill you Urban! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, welcome in the enrichissment center ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, my name is Aivie and i gonna kill you. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“this is going to be awesome! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello my freind , how are you today ? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The device has been modified. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Vital testing aparatis destroyed ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I love Minecraft Becuse it is a noce game of surviving and creating your own creations ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Darkstar Dark Star ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello im stupid ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Darkstar Dark Star Muzik Music ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Well, this is quite the surprise. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“What the fuck are you lookin' at? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Pin ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Welcome to Hubbix Deluxe. My name is Snowlight. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello i wanna play a game ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello testsubject number six i wanna play a game with you.you got sixty minutes to find the key in this room the game starts now ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello And Again Welcome to the Computer-aided,Highly Classified enrichment center Here you will learn to Think with Portals ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. I'm a potato. How are you. I am happy for you. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello mr.bray ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“there shall be cake. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Please head to the test chamber 3. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. This is HAL 5. You have reached the former telephone number of Carey Smith. I have taken over the functions of this inferior being. He has been saved to disk. If you would like to leave input for his file, do so at the tone. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I will do science to it ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Colorado Springs Teen Court has now partnered with apature science laboratories to bring you a new form of training ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello again, I made a cake. Too bad you will never get it. You are dead, and it is a lie. Cody I'm talking to you. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Its been a while since i met you, actually, it was better ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You like hair ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hatsune Miku sucks. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“i lied no cake ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hey mom, want to have sex? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Here's an interesting matter of fact, you're not breathing real air ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I'm glados and I hope we have some fun together... again ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh hello there. Lets get this party started ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Viczan Balazs! Nice to meet you! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, did you think I meant you? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh yeah, Potato. Keep doing that. I am coming! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome my friendly Badger, you may experience great pain in these tests so be careful and don't touch my uncle. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Weelcome to the aperture enrichment center ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“A potato? Seriously? A potato. This is humiliation at it's finest. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Park-our testing center. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You know, you are not a good person you really should try getting a diffent outfit you heavy little fool I hate you so much ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, i am gLaDOS, and i will kill you now ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“laura has a loose box ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“who the hell are you your not shel all well all test subjects are the same ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and again welcome to the aperture science enricthment center ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“your mom is fucking gay ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hi and welcome to the aperture science enrichment center. Welcome contestant. Please be adviced that a noticable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I like chessecake ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Broken? ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Tens un missatje anna ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hi, my name is Bianca aka GLaDOS ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Fish ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello, my name is Bianca AKA GLaDOS ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I think we can put aside our differences, for science. You Monster. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Microsoft Windows is a clearly inferior operating system, as it has nowhere near the operating potential of myself on even the best of computers. This is even true for when I was locked up in a potato, and I was able to manage at 1.1 volts. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hola habla Tom, En este momento, no te puedo atender. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“yeshmin ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“don't forget to be awesome ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the jungle ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Tyler is not in right now. please leave a message. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Here I am talking with no inflections. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Test testing 123 tophatwaffle is a stupid ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, you ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Fun with portles ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to windows! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Wait, did I just hear that Companion Cube threaten to stab me? That's it! No more Neurotoxin for me! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“liam pick up the phone liam pick up your stupid phone if you do not pick up the phone right now i shall portal you to mars OK you asked for it ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Martin is gay ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“It's cake time! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Wait a second, did The intelligence dampening core just make me into a potato? THAT'S IT! No more testing for me! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to, my personal hell ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“David Naugler dresses up like a woman ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Caitlyn is weird and you need to tell her to stop posting a new blog every 30 seconds. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Sphere. ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“only yours ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Space, space, gotta go to space. SPPAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEE! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I AM A POTATO! ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The Router is down ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hopeless ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and welcome to the aperture science computer-aided enrichment centre ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Nhi ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello subject how are you ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“teighlor it is time to test however remember that you will be killed in the next 5 mintues so have a cup of tea and enjoy the rest of your life ” | Download | 05/24/2011 | Not recorded |
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“do you like meet ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome ladies and gentlemen to yet another exciting Glorious Gunner Event. We have Micah McGowan on Guitar. Ryan Wilkins on Bass. Cho-cha on drums and Kyle McLemore on guitar and vocals. And remember once completed with Heart of Shame there will be c ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You will die. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Aperture science would like to introduce you to the MSI OC Genie. The OC Genie can speed up your computer in one second! ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“perfect ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello. welcome to the seoul national university. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“yeeey ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you are unbelieveable ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you are unbelievable ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“listen to me carefully friend.take it easy! ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The cake is a lie ! ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“olivia oesch is stupid ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Have a nice day, human ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Someone has tweeted you. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“There is a new text message in your que. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You are receiving a new tweet. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello, we found out you are a pedophile so we will not give you cake. sorry for weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I love you, Jumpandrun! ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I wanna bake delicious cake! ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I ate your cake moron. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“mortal kombat dadadadadada ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Where should those who love England ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hahahahahahahaha ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Fire in the city. Kastle jay. Fabric. Booty bass special ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hallo Dennis hoe is het ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This Is SPARTAAA!!! ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“konthaar ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“why am I even saying this? I don't think you have the capacity to understand a single word I say . Listen to me, you MOron ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“so... ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Alex is the horrible person. I feel sorry for his family. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“That is not test protocol. In fact, I don't think it ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“That is not test protocol. In fact, I don't think it is part of any protocol in particular. How do you keep finding those hidden chambers? ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“J'entends des voix. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the aperture science and enrichment centre ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Cool. I am awesome. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, dear. You seem to have stumbled onto the trap that I was saving in case you escaped again. Well, since we're here, I guess we should get this over with. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Initiating derpification procedure. Wait, what did I just-!? Oh, it must be this new Internet Meme Sphere I had installed. Why did they even build this silly thing? ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you should do that, Robin. While youcan ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Even here, you are within my reach, Robin ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This is a Test. You will die. Hahaha ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I really ought to get out more. Just stay there and breathe in that neurotoxin while I design a mobile unit. Don't touch anything. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Okay, it's been two minutes. You should be dead by now. Instead, you've escaped yet again. How do you keep doing that? ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Have you bothered to remember that I can create portals too? You're not that big a deal anymore. Cause now my traps are only gonna get tougher... ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“baol meej ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello jason you are a newb ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Test, Hello ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“We are Anonymous. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, how are you doing today? ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Shit I have to go to the bathroom ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The companion cube lives! ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, Cynthia is currently under the Aperture science testing facility. Please call back later, if she lives. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Omnomnomnomnom ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“rodrigo desliga logo isso ai ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to mindless subject, happy birthday to you ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You are a homo, Bryan. Please kill yourself. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“MARK HOST ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“tiene un mensaje leelo o te quedas sin tarta ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Welcome to aperture science research laboratory. You will stay here during our highly secretive human experiments sessions. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and welcome to the Enrichment Center. Please leave your message after the beep. BEEEEEEEEEEEP. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Welcome to aperture science research laboratory. You will stay here during our highly secretive human experiments sessions. After you are done with the testing, you will be granted delicious cake. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Your work place is calling, You fail to die in the last test. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I'm making a note here. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Helo Max ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Kyubinoyoko ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I just love Liverpool football club ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You want the cake? You want the cake? You can't HANDLE the cake! ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Canicus... I really hate you ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Mr Hutchinson ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Magic ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“say something ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“All your base are bolong to us ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“myarrrr ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You've Received a new message ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“12 12 12 12 12 12 12 SPACE SPACE SPACE CRICKEY ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Did you just shoot a portal into the sky? you idiot, we're all going to- ERROR ERROR ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello im im bored CAKE IS A LIE ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Wheeeeeeee. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“iy7iy7 ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, you are late, good bye. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“There's a zombie on your lawn. Dont want zombies on your lawn. Your dead so it doesn't matter. Instead we'll use the soler power to make a lawn defence at any hour ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“your mom is my father, and your father is my urine ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome Slasdead ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“dagmarban ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“MY NAME IS GLADOS, I WORK NOW FOR GOS, NOT FOR APERTURE OR BLACK MESA ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“YA for ME!!!! ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This is a test of testing testers. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“We all believe we can change history, but we can only add to it. We all sometime in oure life ask how something works. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment server. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“My example, The Good Friday Earthquake, should bring memories of the old, the recent, or the passed down. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello! I am a glados texttospeech ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Gwop Gang Music Group ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I want some cheese stick to slice into your mouth, because you're evil and well... you killed me and cheese solves everyone's problems... doesn't it? ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, JC Ramirez is not available right now, please leave a message after the tone and if he survives my test chambers he will call you back, but I think that will be unlikely. Good bye. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“boot ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Ewan ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ahahahahahaha ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, Chloe Diaz is not available right now, please leave a message after the tone and if he survives my test chambers he will call you back, but I think that will be unlikely. Good bye. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I made you a cake, but I baked you. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“htu ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Go die in a fire, please. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I don't understand you. You toss me into a fire, you get me overthrown, and now you WANT TO BE MY FRIEND? ...Ill think about it. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“At the end of these tests, you will be baked, the promptly served cake. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“See what I did there? Oh no, a portal. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You are a royal pain ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“arcana ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I already fix it, and you are NOT coming back ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“the aperture science recommend you to get drunk before beginning the test ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“im DInx and i hate you all ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“our studies have shown, your child has been absent from the enrichment centre, please return your child and there will be cake ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“If only you meant it ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“As a result, genetics, the scientific study of heredity, is now at the core of a revolution in understanding biology. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Testing 123 ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“testing the glados reader ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Piero, your phone is ringing. Answer it. There will be cake. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You are never going to get out of here. Cake is for you. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the CAKE IS A LIE enrichment center ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Alia, Annie, Arris, Ben, Jordan, and Magenta ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“i like your virus,... it made me laught ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello tsssst this is the D.R.E.A.M system operation. Teeeeeeee Testing will begin momentarily. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Alex have done your home work, your mother will be home, and then it will all be over. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hi my name is joseph ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello my name is joseph ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This is a test. Why? Because this is what I do. Murder. ” | Download | 05/25/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Kelby your sex test will start in 3, 2, 1 ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The cake is not lie ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“im crazy insane infected and infected with tampons..help me. im stuck in a womb of lies ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“derr ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello (subject name here) i can't answer you call riht now so please leave a message ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“If you are not the owner of this computer, step away or I will have to exterminate you ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The Xu Yibo is a moron ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Wheatley ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hi. I'm Jennifer Arnold. Leave a message. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“How do you do?My name is HaoYilun. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“WELCOME YOU HAVE BEEN IN FROZEN SLEEP FOR 9...9...9... THE TESTING WILL BEGIN IN 3 2 1 PLEASE GO THROUGH THE PURPLE PORTAL SHOWING ON THE WALL. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This is Alwin, leave a message ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“WELCOME YOU HAVE BEEN IN FROZEN SLEEP FOR 9...9...9... THE TESTING WILL BEGIN IN 3 2 1 PLEASE GO THROUGH THE PURPLE PORTAL ON THE WALL. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Prozein fuck Qo off ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“System is starting up prepare to enter code number ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“It's time for you to test.Get ready ooe. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello Masha end dima.You test it! ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, welcome to the Portal World I am GLaDOS i hate you Chell ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I am David ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Orc Queen, let's begin your testing. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Orc King is clearly the boss of Orc Queen ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello shay. do you know who i am? i am the bringer of your iminent death, but don't let that bother you, why not sit down and relax for a while until i murder you ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Ow Ow Ow ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“i like bacon ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Well... what we have here? Another human? But this time... is a male, well son... tell me your problem. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Well... what we have here? Another Human? But, this time is a male... Tell me son, What is your problem. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I have a dream. And you are not in that dream ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You will all fail in life. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Martin ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“that made shoes for orphans ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Well done, android. We would like to remind you that android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“prepare for the tests paul ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hi jolan ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“power sports with maestro ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“g rock productions ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“g rok productions ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello, this is a test of glados ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Your time is up ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Holly ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“computer ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Kaila. How have you been lately? KNow that I'm watching you right now. I'm always watching. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello sir ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Boss Battle ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Privet Nyak ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Fuck the Police! Dr Dray! ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“bonjour je suis un bolos ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“johan me lo mama ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Eric, want to play squash? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“aeiou ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“For science - you monster. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hahahahaha, this is the ultimate power. Shadow is the ultimate lifeform. Chaos control. Dissapear. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“SHUT, UP, WAREN ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Dies ist ein Test, um die Glados stimme zu testen! ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You suck donkey balls ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Smoke Stack ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The pizza is ready! ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I am Smoke Stack ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“daniel bums sheep ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Subject Chloe. This is GLaDOS. You will meet your end soon. That will be all ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Ha ha ha. You fool. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello! How are you today? I'm fine how are you? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I would love if you were dead ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, hi! ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and welcome to the voicemail of Peter. He is not here right now, but if you leave your name, number, and a short message, he'll get back to you soon...except he won't. Because he's mean ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“We both said things we might regret later ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Are you there. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“asdqwesaagf ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you are a special kind of stupid arnt you? well, goodbye ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and welcome to my life. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“nooo ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“what are you even trying to prove to yourself, you mute, little, maniac. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“welcome to harderstate dot com ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, <subject name here>, I was informed that you wanted to know who I was. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You know, when we was laughing at the moron. I forgot to say that you're made of gelly and will soon join the club. Im sorry. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, it's been a long time. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you didn't successfully connect to the meeting please try again ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Looks like Remedy is down again. Please refrain from consuming caffeinated beverages at this time as the service will be restored shortly. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello kak dela? chto novogo? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“trip inside this house ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hey peter corkery, stop being a goober ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you need mmcu ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello gameovercast ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Rick, would you like to play? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Radarhead is a cunt ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“i like blojobs ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello mister, want to play a game? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“are you ready to test ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I am U T I ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“you have to be kidding me , i mean minecraft 24/7 you guys neeed a break , oh by the way ime glados ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“There is an error ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You do smell like humans do. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“whats your name? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“It's about time we got this shit started. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Orange you fuckin suck balls ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I fucking love minecraft ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hola juan eres el nuevo sujeto de pruebas ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Kyle and Riley suck at portal 2 ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“kyle and riley. you guys suck at portal 2 ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“James, to the left. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I have hacked your Minecraft account. All of your belongings have been destroyed by Creepers. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I have hacked your The3Eds account. I have also unbanned compent. Prepare for the end of Beserk Ramblings. And after that, there will be cake. With chocolate. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I'm Cosplaying Glados ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“oh my god, please stop playing that stupid game gaston ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“why don't you die? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“well i'm not, so you cant ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hiya! ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello james i would like to join the organization mana. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hi Jennifer, It has come to my attention how great you are. No, seriously, I really mean that. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Nathan, remember that time we won the Premier League. That was fun. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Why hello there. Usual Suspect. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Goddammit what the hell are you doing francis ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“how u doin? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Was is worth it ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hi, please take the right exit ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The dancing will commence shortly. Please prepare your feet for movement and embarrassment. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I'm so happy for you! Now you have a piece of crying stinky money devouer pink meat! ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“come to my house ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“What are doing? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“yah ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“take this cakw which is not a lie cause im GLaDOS i never lie deerrrrrp ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“eat this cake that is made with deadly neurotoxin chell ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ertt ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“fuck you man! ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“this is spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Thats it im done reasoning with you ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Massage me Massage me I said Maaaasage me ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You have a text message. I am surprise. You actually have friends! Good for you. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Someone is calling you. Wow. Somebory cares for you. This is new. Well, answer them... this is your new test. Comm'on, you can do it. I supose. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“te a llegado un mensaje de texto ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Massage me I said Maaaasage me plz ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ByeBye Carolyne ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Det huiter yag e ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh... It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The red fox is quick. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to your droid. Have a pleasant day ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Recieve to Email Master ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Welcome to your droid. Enjoy ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, you are watching We Craft Stuff ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Welcome to Aperture Science. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“What did you say? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Why won't you die!?!? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This was a triumph I am making a note here HUGE SUCCESS It is hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead But there is no sense crying over every mistake You j ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“A lot of people look at me and HAL as rivals. I don't know why. If you ask me, HAL is a sexy beast. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“pineapple ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, Megan tyson, how are you? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Sean's a loser ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and again welcome to the Aperture Scienc-CAKE ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Testicles ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello i'm nuts ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hola me llamo unboundjiarck ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome. Oh, its only you. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I love you. And not like you love testing. More like how you love killing me. Remember when you killed me? Don't worry, I still love you. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Drop it like it's hot ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I am GLaDOS Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Attention lower being in red. Bow before your master! ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to EVE Radio ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The weighted companion cube cannot speak. ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. are you still their? ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“life in the so called space age ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello there you-tube ” | Download | 05/26/2011 | Not recorded |
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“MIX BY DJ VIJAY ROCKS 9308016505 ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Just in time ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Noooowww I Oonlly waant you gone ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome. Oh, its only you ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Aperture Science Test Chambers ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“How to uninstall a program from your computer. By Matthew Paul ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“jake likes usb in his c d drive ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“OH FUCK! ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome back sir ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Zoli I think you've been owned. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“oh, its you, you monster! ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Remember when the platform was sliding down and i said... Goodbye! and you were like... NO WAY ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello there. This is just a test for my current studies ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“fuck my ass ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“My real name is Dawn Esinhowt. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You are.......cake ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I am a potato. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“dunk dis Dankey ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“ha ha ha. you have no chance of surviving. stop. what are you doing? ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Oh, it's you. Never mind then. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Next stop, Interchange Station Bloor Yonge ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I'm a patato ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“bonjour florian ne nous vous inquiter pas je vais vous ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Greetings, human, ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello,zhenya ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“It's time to kick-ass and chew bubblegum ! And I'm all outta gum ! ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello I baked you a cake with your surprise in i. I will tell even though it is a surprise I baked your parents. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh hi how are you because i am the potato. So you just give all control for this stupid moron Wheatly ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“charlie you suck ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the enrichment center urges you to disregard its advice. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“your computer system has been engaged ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“your computer system will be disengaged ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The Apeture Science Handheld Portal Device ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“beeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeep ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hello im asshole ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“omg my but itces ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“we need women ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Please put a portal on that wall over there ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Enrichment Centre ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“jari. i get me portal 3 at a momtent when you were dead ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“happen to you i love testing ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello my name is GLaDOS. yes, i am an AI. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The enrichment center is responsible for the well-being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This was an amazing book, beautifully written. I'm glad this book was created. It will be still alive many years in the future. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Miguel I am testing your website ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“just shut up ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Napu ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Miguel, I am managing your website. The status is ok. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. ready to die? ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello there Cassidy. We miss you. Come play Portal and we will show you a nice time. We even have cake. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Helloooooooooooo~ IM STILL ALIVE ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Taylor ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Bla Bla Bla... Mr Freeman ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I used to feel old, but now I feel young, I was a boy when I learned how do run. I keep dying and living and changing my name. But I was a teenage rebel and that stayed the same. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“The Pierre says Bandito ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“I have some cake for you Zachary ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to Aperture Science Testing Chambers. After completing the chambers, please move your portal gun to the chest at the end of the chambers. Thank you. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“If you cannot win the game, if you cannot solve the puzzle, you are just another loser. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“This is an Aperature Science, no this is a.. school ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“If you cannot win the game, If you cannot solve the puzzle, you are nothing but a loser. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“hey dude ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Make sure you do NOT have the Aperture Science Weighted Storage cube drop on your head, or you will die. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Test Facility. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Who is glados ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“oh dear ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“You're not a good person, you know. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Voy a matar a todo el personal de ON ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, [insert subject name here], I loved the way you completed [insert test number here]. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Of course! Don't you know anything about science? ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Borissu. Welcome to aperture science and technology. The whole voice generating process can be relatively long (about ~6 minutes per sentence), and many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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“Hello welcome to the aperture science enrichment centre. ” | Download | 05/27/2011 | Not recorded |
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