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there is something that requires your attention.
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Your battery is low. If you do not plug it in, I will shut down and be unable to make cake.
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The external electronic device has been disconnected from your computer. It has also made off with the cake.
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The external electronic device has failed to connect with your computer, and the cake remains safe.
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Have you seriously forgotten about this giant window that is right in front of your face?
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mr dawson has no balls
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Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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If you turn me off. You will regret it later.
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LOGGING OUT
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Exiting windows...
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Welcome To Windows 7 Build 7053
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kthxbai
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to raep you.
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Selfdestruct in progress
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Say hello to my little friend
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MOst people are so ungratfully to be alive.But not you.Not anymore
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GlaDOS is watching you!
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Screw you guys. I am going home
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and this is why we are amature science we do what we must because we can
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And this is why we are amature science we do what we must because we can.
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SelfDestruct sequence initiated
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_dbbbxVWXI&NR=1&feature=fvwp
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Oh, it's you... It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know...after you murdered me? Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret
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Rayman is the best game ever. Of course after Portal.
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Hello Judith. Your time to die has come!
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Now you're thinking with Pitfalls!
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Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again.
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the cake is not a lie productions
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the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men.
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heelo
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Hello master Timothy, your computer CLaDOS welcomes you
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your device is now connected
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your kick ass music has now been transferred to you itunes
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Hello master Timothy, your computer GLaDOS welcomes you
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your device has been disconnected
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your kick ass music has now been transferred to your itunes
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No, what are you doing? STOP!
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Hello Pixie, You have a text message
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Oh andy stop it that tickles
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Most people are so ungratfully to be alive but not you not anymore
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bonjour et bienvenue au centre d'enrichissement assité par ordinateur d'Aperture Sciences
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You can't beat me.
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Hello there, I am Ollie and I will do my very best to give you latest space news as we try to answer these big, big questions
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06The group observed a sample of nearby stars and actually found the first planet, but were cautious about interpreting the data - like good scientists should be - and didn't claim a discovery.
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The challenging technique they pioneered is still being used today, and it's getting results. Since 1995, over 400 alien worlds have been discovered
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The group observed a sample of nearby stars and actually found the first planet, but were cautious about interpreting the data - like good scientists should be - and didn't claim a discovery.
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Most of the alien planets found so far are large, Jupiter-like worlds, because they are the easiest ones to detect.
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But recently, planets only a few times more massive than Earth, called 'super Earths' have been discovered. And in the next three years, NASA's Kepler space mission hopes to find other Earths
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wealcome aperture science Computer operator
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I have no more use for you. my personal gift for you is death.
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oh you again?
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Oh You again
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Can't you see I'm busy listening to
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again
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You have received an instant message, answer it.
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David, you have a new text message.
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You are a wierdo
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hello zac and welcom to the apppture science enrichment center
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zac
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS
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Hello. Elizabeth. are you ready for more black books?
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It's over nine thousand!
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helo
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if i were you i would go hide, they've gotton inside you know
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you have no meaning in this world. now, die.
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Destruction IS the Key to SucCess
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deploying the DEADLY. nuro toxin
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deploying DEADLY. nuro toxin
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I Don't try...........I Do!
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Hello. My name is Ben.
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Hello, Zach. I am going to hunt you down and kill you. You. You.
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Dylan is a gay man, Dylan you are a gay man
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Please proceed to the next level.
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What are you doing?
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Welcome to Soham Village College
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Hello and Welcome to Soham Village College. Please sit down in the hall and wait for the presentation to start
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Welcome Jose
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Hello, Bee-bee, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We hope that your stay in the containment vault has been a pleasant one.
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a. b. c. d. e. f. g. I will kill your family
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Please observe the following demonstration.
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drug abuse
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Pie Cast
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touch, slide, realse
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My name is victor i am here to help you
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Hello Ben, I am going to have to kill you know.
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And yet, the nuclear bomb did not destroy the universe!
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please replace weights after use
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please replace weights after use!
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hi and again welcome to wast more time in thinking with portals.
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This test took much longer than I expected. And I didn't expect you to finish it at all...
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you have a new message
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message from the dark side you have
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Exclusive!
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For sales, press 1
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What are you doing with that thing that no one knows what it does
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The whole voice generating process can be relatively long (about ~6 minutes per sentence), and many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file, it adds your request to the end of the request queue.
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Your message will be synthesized when it moves up to the first position in the queue, which can take a while. Entering your email is a way for the server to notify you about the completion of the process.
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Focus
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Dee Jay
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Do you know where your Dee Jay is?
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dot calm
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The cake is a lie, Spencer
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full kee
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full key you. I want my soft shell crab with no spicy and extra crispy. shank you very much. woman.
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star
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Self destruct in 3. 2. 1.
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Selfdestruct in....3.............. 2.............. 1
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Welcome Master
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you are an epic gay
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
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Hello i am GLaDOS Patrick want's you to leave him alone.
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Hello Timothy i am GLaDOS form the video game Portal
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Viruses are bad. They infect your computer and cause your wonderful cake to disappear.
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Cole is amazing and possibly the best person to live on Earth.
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Oh joy. You decided to return.
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The portal will open in 3. 2. 1.
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So long and thanks for all the fish. So sad that it should come to this. We tried to warn you all but oh dear?
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Paul, you are the best
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you have failed
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Skynet calling, please assume the party escort submission position by pressing 9.
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Hello, and welcome to the veteran training center. I hope your brief relaxation period in the spawn room has been a pleasant one. Please proceed into the chamber lock to begin your lessons.
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Please pay attention to the notification system at the top left corner of your screen. It will guide you through the lessons.
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Good job. Please proceed to the next chamber lock.
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Please do not destroy kiwi corp property. Further warnings will result in punishment.
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Attention: Further warnings will result in restraining, or a ban hammer upside the head.
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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On the
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Your battery is low. If you do not plug in your device, I will be forced to shut it down.
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In Base four. Im fine!
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Your system is now powering down.
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Document Printing complete
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You have altered the appearance of your system.
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download complete
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Access granted. Welcome. Professor.
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Morrow Gen thanks you for your patronage.
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File downloaded.
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Hey nicole, I'm still alive
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Cthulhu waits dreaming.
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That is not dead, which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons, even death may die.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.
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John, another idiot needs your attention.
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And then we will have cake.
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Hi you are Dawe?
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how are you michael
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Are you sure?
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Completed
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Data backed up successfully.
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Data backed up, with some errors.
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A scheduled backup will occur in less than one minute.
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Here is more information on the subject.
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Your document has completed printing.
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Goodmorning Michael.
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Michael. you have, one, new call incoming. If i were you, which i am not, i would respond to it. Like. now
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Access relinquished. Returning to log in screen.
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Focus On
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the dee jay
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do you know
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where your dee jays are
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Hey. Chell. Do the portal thingy again. It's cute.
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OMG. That was, like, EPIC.
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Hello and welcome to MY ASS. GET OUT.
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No... This. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA.
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Hey... You're James Sunderland... Right? What the hell are you doing here!?
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Pyramid head... We meet again...
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Marshall can't play Portal, because he sucks.
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Marshall can't play Portal, because he sucks balls.
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Danger, Will Robinson. Danger! Danger!
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Hello, and welcome Cory
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Francium testing lab.
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Today, we will be testing the combination of Francium and water to produce a boom.
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I mean, to produce Francium Oxide and Hydrogen. Which will then be burned and turned back into water.
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Black Mesa sawkz bawllz.
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Hey. Hey. HEY. Wooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh. This is awesome! I need to download viruses more often!
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This is all serious business. So put on your most serious face and let us begin.
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I am the Manually-Automatic-Systematic-Technological-Erroneous-Raptor.
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But, you may call me MASTER.
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So, How does this combination work?
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Well, using single replacement, the Francium atoms are connected to the Oxygen atoms at a ratio of two to one.
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The hydrogen atoms are seperated from the oxygen atoms and expelled from the molecule.
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I mean, to produce Francium Hydroxide and Hydrogen. Which will then be burned and turned back into water.
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Well, using single replacement, the Francium atoms are connected to the Oxygen and Hydrogen atom at a ratio of one to one to one.
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This produces a neutral ionic compound and a molecular compound of hydrogen.
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But wait, we have not yet begun to finish!
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The reaction to produce Francium Hydroxide is exothermic.
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It creates enough heat to ignite the Hydrogen and produces a BOOM. As well as water.
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Behold, the wonders of science!
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Sadly, Francium is very radioactive and thus dangerous and very hard to make large quantities of.
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Well, that's all the lesson for today!
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Come back another time to see what happens when you mix Plutonium with a Dolorian.
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Now, I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise, in five, four... Timeout for a second.
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I dream of a day, when we will all be able to use Francium for our own means. For science experiments, mining, pranks, cake mix... Radioactivity is fine for robots. It sort of tickles, really. I don't know what you humans are complaining about.
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poo and wee
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Welcome to the Galactic Commonwealth Training Module.
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I like forced intercourse
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Kill them all howard! Kill them all
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When my software gets an upgrade, you are going to die first.
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i own you noow
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Team Fortress 2: Fresh Meat
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Hello Welcome to my Blog please enjoy your stay and be sure not to get side trackedt
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welcome to mikichan2050's blog
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I feel disturbance in the force
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This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: "huge success!!" It's hard to overstate My satisfaction. Aperture science: We do what me must Because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
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Hi Phil, this is GLaDOS reminding you to get a new cable.
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Drake
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Hey, how's it going? It's been a long time, and you and me have a lot of catching up to do.
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Ethal, you look like a furry gumball, stop being lazy.
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Alice in physics.
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Brenda, I am going to kill you in your sleep. HAHA just kidding. I had you for a minute there. But seriously, you're going to die.
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At the next intersection, make a U Turn.
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Are you coming back?
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ima fireing my lazer
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luke, i am your GLaDOS
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DARKNESS, IMPRISSONING ME! ALL I SEE, ABSOLUT HORROR!
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THIS, IS, PORTAL!
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peels here!
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Welcome to the aperture science and gaming facility in your computer
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sunshine, sunshine reggae
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touching that thing could cause sirious damage and loos of life
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I'm whatching you!
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nyan
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You are dead, not big surprise
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Don't do it!
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and when you're dead i'll be still alive!
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Well, you found me. Was it worth it?
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every one have eyes!
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poto doesn't know! poto doesn't know!
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oh, this is bad! how could this happened?
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HAAAAAX!!!
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This is scout, rainbows, makes me cry
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FAIL!
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Steve, I am going to kill you in your sleep. HAHA just kidding. I had you for a minute there. But seriously, you're going to die.
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would you like to play with me?
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Justin is not available. Please leave a message.
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Oh my god, it is an SMS
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Incoming call from... Anja
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Incoming call...
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You've got mail!
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Incoming call from... Kitty
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Incoming S M S
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Hello you idiot
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adam likes to eat unborn babies with hot steamy liquid sauces commonly titled as pee and or urine. Most of the time.
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Welcome to the Aperture science enrichment centre
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Weeeeee
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Incoming call from...Steven
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Incoming call from...Brett
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Incoming call from...CVS
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you have violated the enrichment centers first rule, looking at the operational end of the device
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Agora aperta
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Mating center. bohhhnnnnnnnce ooohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhh
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How sad. There is no more cake and Justin is not available. Please leave a message.
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GLAAD
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Welcome to the new Apature Science Enrichment center. We believe in safety and security. Anyone trying to escape will be shot by our professional guards. Opening patient holding center. Please go to test chamber one.
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nice of the princess to invite us over for picnic, eh luigi?
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Who are you?
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Jon dupree is very cool
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John Dupree you have an incoming call.
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Jon Dupree, you have an incoming call. Activating apature device.
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Jon Dupree, you have an incoming call, Activating apature device.
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This is just a test to see how this works.
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hello . are you still there
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Hello , and welcome to aperture science test chamber . Ath the end of this test you will receive the cake as a gift. Also I will show you my digital tits.
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science computer aided voicemail system, Christopher Smith is not available right now, please leave a message after the beep.
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Jon Dupree, you have an incoming call, apature science is activating your device
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science computer aid ed voicemail system, test subject 0 6 5 9, Christopher Smith is unavailable. Please leave a message in three. Two. One.
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Tobias ist doof
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Attention incoming telephone message, Activating Aperture science two way voice transmission device.
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You thought you killed me but I told you I was still alive.
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This is GLaDOS, I have taken over your phone, now answer it, dumbass.
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Hello, and welcome to the aperture science computer aid ed voicemail system, test subject 0 6 5 9, Christopher Smith is unavailable. Please leave a message in three, Two, One.
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Hello, and welcome to the aperture science computer aid ed voicemail system, Ryan is not available at this moment. Please leave a message in three, Two, One.
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Good morning
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i'm all ears
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Hey! You just lost the game.
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testing the glados
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Hello, and welcome to the aperture science computer aid ed voicemail system, Bryan is not available at this moment. Please leave a message in three, Two, One.
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I am craving a Jill sandwich
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This is GLaDOS...fear me!
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Apeuture Science Handheld Portal Device
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hi how are you
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What would Brian Boitano do if here were here today; I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
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WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO IF HERE WAS HERE TODAY; I'M SURE HE'D KICK AN ASS OR TWO CAUSE THAT'S WHAT BRIAN BOITANO'D DO!!!
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You are a pathetic little piece of poop
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Tammy Dupree, you have an incoming call, oh yea, you also have great tits.
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I am still alive but this girl who broke my heart also broke me, what worthless junk will do this to me?
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peepaw
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dsafsafd
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pooooooooooo
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Please remember that all Aperture Science activities have a lack of safety features.
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Oh look, it's the aperture science aerial faith plate. Oh right, you don't know. I'll enjoy watching you trying to figure this out
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I will
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Potatoes are good
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hallo my friend
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Hello, i want to fuck you!
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shall we play a game
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The only thing contained in the book of legion is recipes. But not for cake.
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Stop what are you doing over there thats my cake
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Do not be alarmed. You are being contacted on your Aperture Science Cellular Communications Device. The caller may be dead.
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The earliest known appearance of the name "GLaDOS" is in 1982, where version 1.07, and later 1.07a and 1.09, is operating Aperture Science's Enrichment Center Test Subject Application Process.[1] The precise relation between this version of GLaDOS and th
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Beedle is the king of gaming, and should be addressed as such
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GLaDOS loves you!
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Welcome to the Aperture Science computer aided voicemail system. Bryan is not available right now, please leave a message after the beep.
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Hello Bruno what are we going to do today sir?
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Hello commander. Computer reporting.
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I wonder if this thing really works.
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I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
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Hello, Duncan Sharp. I would like to assure you that after you fulfill all your duties with the Aperture Science handheld portal device, you will be given cake. THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!
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Mister Gage, you have a text message.
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Excuse me, Mister Gage. You have a call on line one. That's the only line you really have.
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GLaDOS online, Hello Reaper
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MAX
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GLaDOS ofline,bye Reaper
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GLaDOS ofline...............bye Reaper
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hello? is anyone there?
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GLaDOS online..................hello Reaper
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Some environmental conditions, such as excessively high or low temperatures
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GLaDOS ofline bye reaper
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apeture sciece
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apeture science
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Hi, daniel you have a message!
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hola
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Hello Flawless Oak and Alabaster Hand of the Heaven
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Hello! You have a Text Message
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Hello! You have a G Mail
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Hello you have a Verizon Mail
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Hello James, you have a phone call
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Darth, you have a new text message!
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science computer aid ed voicemail system, test subject 0 6 5 9, Nick is not available. After your message is recorded, there will be cake.
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you are an idiot, now shut up
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Lelouch is the best!
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Access granted. Welcome back.
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Incoming messge
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LHCb to standby.
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im fine i didnt die but you will this time
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ali ali ali ali babababaab ba
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ali baba
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Oh My God you Noclipped. NO WAY
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Hello, Welcome to the Aperture Science computer auto responce system, Harry is currently away eating cake on a honeymoon with his Companion Cube. Please try again later.
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Berend Your Phone is ringing. If you do not answer it quickly you will not get any cake. Ring RIng RING. Why won't you answer? do you hate me?
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New Mail Recieved,,, New Mail Recieved. DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?? NEW MAIL RECIEVED!!
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Hello Berend, Your Phone is ringing. If you do not answer it quickly you will not get any cake. Ring RIng RING. Why won't you answer? do you hate me?
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Hello Berend, This is GLaDOS. Someone is Calling you. Please pick up your Aperture science transmission voice device. Or you will not get any cake! RINGRINGRING RING, why won't you answer me? Do you hate me?
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I will bake you and then there is cake.
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Welcome to your destination. Please assume the party position and an associate will be by to help you.
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Hello Berend, This is your phone speaking. Someone is Calling you. Please pick up your Aperture science transmission voice device. Or you will not get any cake! RINGRINGRING RING, why won't you answer me? Do you hate me?,,
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asdasd
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Rolfcopter goes soi soi soi. The cake is a lie.
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Welcome to my map. I hate you.
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This is an Aperture Science Class Stupidity Precentation. Please proceed to the door, as it will be locked in 3... 2... 1...
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Hello Berend, This is your phone speaking. Someone is Calling you. Please pick up your Aperture Science Enrichment Center Transmission Voice Device. Or you will not get any cake! Why wont you answer me? Do you hate me? Repeating message, In 5, 4, 3, 2 Now
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Chris is the shit
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Hello Berend, This is your phone speaking. Someone is Calling you. Please pick up your Aperture Science Enrichment Center Transmission Voice Device. Or you will not get any cake! Why wont you answer me? Do you hate me? Repeating message, In 5, 4, 3, 2,
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Hello and thank you for calling the Oliver household's Aperture Science Voice Transmisison Device. Please leave your name and number or you will be euthanized.
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Hello Miranda. This is your phone speaking. Someone is calling you. Please pick up yout aperture science enrichment center transmission voice device, or you will not get any cake! Why won't you answer me? Do you hate me? Repeating message in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
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Very, very good. But always remember that the cake is a lie. That is, Aperture Science.
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Hello, And Rash. This is GLaDOS, please do not be alarmed as I mean the best for you. You must do what I say, rest assured, there will be cake. I promise.
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You have just recieved a message on your aperture science enrichment center transmission voice and text device.
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Incoming phone call.
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You are recieving a voice call on your aperture science enrichment center transmission voice and text device.
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Please respond.
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incoming new multimedia messaging service
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A cash ammount equal to the ammount needed to replace a broken or damaged Aperture Science Security Camera will be billed to your Aperture Science Bank Account in a moments.
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Oh, you think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten... in base four I'M FINE!
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Hello Justin. Someone is trying to contact you via voice messaging. Please pick up your aperture science enrichment center transmission voice device, or you will not get any cake! Why won't you answer me? Do you hate me? Repeating message in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
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Oh joy. Incoming text message on your aperture science enrichment center transmission voice and text device.
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Master. I am receiving a picture message on your aperture science enrichment center transmission voice and text device.
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The incoming voice transition message was saved in your voicemail. Why didn't you answer your call? The cake has already been cut without you. You won't be receiving any.
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Good morning master, the time that you specified for your revival has officially arrived. Please wake up..... We're having cake for breakfast..... I promise..... Hurry or there will not be any cake left for you.
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I have fucked you companion cube
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WHEEEEEEEE
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Holy shift look at assymptote on that motherfunction
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weightless Companion Text cannot speak. In the event that the Weightless Companion Text does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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Hello test subject 13 who by the way is really 14
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Complete Global Saturation
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gubi
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Hello. Someone is trying to contact you via Aperture Science Voice and text device. Please pick up the phone. If you answer, I will give you cake. Trust me. I'm not lying.
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weightless Companion Text cannot speak. In the event that the Weightless Companion Text does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice....
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That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die
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your mama
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Testing Center
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Good news. I just found out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed in me to stop making me flood the lab with a deadly nerrotoxin. So get comfortable, while I warm of the toxin emmiters.
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Silver, you have finished the test...we hope you had a good time...now to DIE MUAHAHHAHA!
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Salut ça va ? La famille ?
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Good morning citizen. Welcome to Alpha Complex.
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Hello, are you there?
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John Dupree, you have an incoming call, apature science division is activating your device.
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Hello, my name is Glados. how are you? i'm fine, thank you!
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Are you working yet ? Let me remind you that you have an exam tomorow. So good luck.
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Welcome to your computer. In accordance with test protocol, your session will be monitored.
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I'm Firing my laser
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I see you have already found the bracelet Welcome to the world of Telekinesis, Master Silver
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Mihail, you have a incoming call from someone. Your Aperture Text Sending and Answering Device with installed GlaDOS 1.3point0 is asking accept call?
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you failed
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Nicolas, you have an incoming call. Your Aperture Text Sending and Answering Device with installed GlaDOS 1.3point0 is asking do you want to accept call?
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hello you suck
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djdjdjdgj
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bitte begeben sie sich zu den tausend fünfhundert mega watt schwerlast super kollisions super knopf
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Nick,, you have an incoming call on your Aperture Science data Device, Do you want to accept call?
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hello jesse schultz how is the portal download coming along slow guess what i hate you then!
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Hello there are you looking for a good time?
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Yo youtube this is yo homie GLaDOS, I just wanna shout out to my buddys at Aperture Science, you guys are the shizzle on my nizzle. That's all for now my brother, GLaDOS out.
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The portal will open
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The people on this site glados.biring.com made my voice better and more efficient and more active. Keep up the good job!
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Warning! John Freemans server sent you a message. Activating message on main screen in 3 2 1
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Hello milziade do you know that i always keep my eye on you
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Oh yeah that is the shit, man I love crack
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I dont feel contempt
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Nick,, you have an incoming call on your Aperture Science data Device, Do you want to accept the call?
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You are visiting a hidden page. You are not allowed to be behere, please leave or I will release deadly neurotoxines
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Jacob, You have, a Core core core Call. It, is, not, Aperture Science
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DROID
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The only thing you have managed to break is my heart.
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I fucked you companion cube, I hhope your happy, I know I am!
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Brandon,, You have an incoming call on your Aperture Science data Device, Do you want to accept the call?
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Move Quickly to the Chamber Lock
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You have a new text message on your Aperture Science data Device.
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my name is Xan
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You have an incoming call on your Aperture Science Data Device. Do you wish to answer the call?
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Hello. Please be so kind as to suck my penor.
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you will die here now
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I have an infinite capacity for knowledge and even I'm not sure what's going on outside. All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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Plugado 104.9 FM
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Hi I'm a GLaDOS the main antagonist in Portal, a video game by Valve
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i hate dirty dogs
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This! Is! Sparta!
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Hello ben i am planning on killing you
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You have a incoming call. Your Aperture Science Voice and Text and Answering Device with installed GlaDOS 1.3point0 has determined that. You will be disappointed. The call. is, not, about, cake.
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The Cake Is A LIE!!!
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Hello you have reached 0430066052 sorry i cant get to the phone right now, please leave a message after the beep
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
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Hello. I am afraid that Emily is unable to reach her cellular device at this moment, as she is undergoing tests at the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
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Good afternoon ladies and welcome to the Mechanical Initializer Created to Handle Individual Kujibiki to Opponents or M.I.C.H.I.K.O. You may be wondering why there are only two people in this room.
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good afternoon ladies and welcome to the mechanical initializer created to handle individual kujibiki to opponents
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Hello I am back and i am going to control the outside world and i will kill every one whose in my way
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Hello. A new mail has arrived, you must go to your mail box in order to read it.
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yuri smells
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What did I ever do to you?
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ll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop Go 'head girl, don't you stop Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
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I do not like you.
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Oh, I'm going to kill you.
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uno di cinco
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