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IPHONE GOVNO SHADOW SOSET U GUGLOBOGOV
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Incoming phone call please pick up..... Failure to do so will result in termination
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suche Kerl ab 21 Jahren und mindestens 1.85 m gross
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Hello I'm Casey
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Hello Hazel.
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Hello Hazel, my dear. Are you fine today?
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Connecting to server.
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Hello and Welcome To your Base Start up System
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nigga stole my cake
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Hello. Watch Shanky Says on Youtube!
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There you are, lets get started
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Good Morning. How are you today. If you don't hurry up and vacate the room I will be forced to remove you by force.
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The brodie is in the house. But he can't play HoN for a penny!
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mathew im going to do experiments on you till the day you die
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hello mouse
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hello didier you should go to the pool
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Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
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my name is Irfan
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Press the up key
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how about we say hi to the turrents that are about to kill you
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Hello, How are you today
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This is the final story. To be told from this earth. The rest is silence. Here we all shall die.
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Please Press the Up Key
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hello wayne you have a text
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hello poppet
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welcome to the aperture science testing programm i hate you because you killed me now i lam alive that`s funny
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Nett dich zu sehen
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It's been a long time. Chell
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I will try not to destroy you.
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jdhdlkkdf
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Hello nicky! I have to tell you that i love you! my name is sashii! i love you!
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The cake was a lie. Angel should die.
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thank u for downloading this playground to play with your friends
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Hello! You must die. I've been here for sixhundredandsixtysix years and now you must die. I'll kill you and your pathetic friends.
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Thank u for downloading this map to play with your friends. now enjoy this music
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Let's put our differences aside for science. You monster.
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what is stupider than a baby remi? nothing, not even two baby remis. well maybe that but nothing else
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hello, how was your day?
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Hello again, and welcome to the Juliui Corporation.
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Hello. You've reached the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre. We are unavailable at the moment, so please leave a message. After this you will be baked. And there will be cake.
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rachael tones is stupid she need a bath sod of a malfunctioning
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Hello. You will now complete the A P World History exam. After this you will be baked. And there will be cake.
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hello im not at the phone right now please leave a message at the tone insert tone here
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here come the test results: you are a horrible person, that's what it says, a horrible person.
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Hey Danny
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Hello. You've reached the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre. We are unavailable at the moment, so please leave a message. After this you will be baked. And there will be cake
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System operational
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Soon after their meeting, Charles and Kristopher set off for their powwow with SC.. Upon being acquainted with him, they discovered that he was a sinister and malicious creature who would do anything to succeed in his missions. They were given the assignm
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Soon after their meeting, Charles and Kristopher set off for their powwow with SC.. Upon being acquainted with him, they discovered that he was a sinister and malicious creature who would do anything to succeed in his missions. They sgnm
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Please do not panic, the goal of the enrichment center is not to terminate you. We simply want all test subjects to have fun, however please refrain from bzzzzzzzzz
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le me try something
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Let me try something...
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hello welcome too the ammeter science enrichment centre
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my name is yifan
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fefdsDFSDfSDFF
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Good morning Dillon and Sebastian.
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Hello. This is the voice of Glados
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gemma is a beast girl
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Hello cleverpun.
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Hello again, Anthony!
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How about you go fuck yourself.
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DO NOT FUCKING HUMP THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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Meteors have been detected on a collision course with the station.
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Welcome to the brainwashing facility. Let us make you a happy slave.
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Incoming call from: Bribot.
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Well hello, welcome to the enrichment center testing facility, let the testing begin!
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Hello. What's up? I don't know. You suck.
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Testing. Hello, Dasha! I have see you, my littel kitty. You Shypu.
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Great... you have a phone call. Please acknowledge it. Any attempt to press the reject button will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record. Followed by death. You're not going to pick it up?
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How rude. Your parents would be ashamed of you. I'm ashamed of you, and I don't even know you. No wonder why nobody likes you. I find hard to believe that you're even receiving this call at all...
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Uh, just, errrr, GO HAVE SEX WITH A BRICK WALL
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The world we live in today has moved faster than any other time period before it. Our world is filled with the many objectives, tasks, and goals one must complete exceptionally all in a single day. But there is sometimes where these tasks are interrupted
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arielle play portal . . . be my test subject
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Welcome to the aperture
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Hello Mac user
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hello there vinchi, i seem to have many tests laid out for you. there will be cake at the end, if you pass the deadly lasers
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Hello, Vinchi. This is GLaDOS, please do not be alarmed. I mean the best for you. Do what I say and there will be cake. I promise.
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Hello test subject.
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you have message
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iTAZUETA
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Delivery system, booting.
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WTH Ben?
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hello, james is not at the phone right now but leave a message and there will be cake. i promise!
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Oh, hello. If you're watching this film then that can only mean that the world has fallen into apocalyptic chaos, of the undead kind.
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Hello Hunter, you fuckface!
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Hello Caitlin You ave very silly
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welcome to the science main lab i will kill you now fear me
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Oh, hello. If you're watching this film that means that the world has fallen into apocalyptic chaos of the undead variety.
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Chances are everyone you know and love is dead. Or undead. Poor you. You are, however, still alive, so that's good.
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Fuck me and eat some meow mix because meow mix is number one at call of duty.
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Seven Days to live. May 21, 2011. Judgement Day. The end of the world?
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Seven days to live. May 21, 2011. Judgement Day. The end of the world. He is coming.
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I lived a good life, before you turned me into a potato.
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Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive
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Oh, by the way, those scientists were the valve team.
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welcome to the enrichment center'
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Although you may have already survived for any number of days and or years, this set of rules will help in continuing your state of living for an extended period of time.
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Relaxing music to help ease your mind and focus on remembering these rules, will be deployed in. 3. 2. 1.
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Hello. I will kill you.
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i just wanted to test this software to see if it work corecty
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Hello. me back to the sheikhylian enrichement center. The sheikhylian enrichement center want to remember you that any case of dying test subject is not in any case the fault of the sheikhylian enrichement center however if you did know someone who died
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I hope you will enjoy your stay in the aperture science research facility.
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May the force be with you
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Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
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So g;ad you could make it to the party. We have a big surprise for you, we are all sire you will love it. Can't guess what it is? You should know already bu know,..... really...
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Keith, answer your phone.
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death
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Charity, John says he loves you, I don't him, John is incapable of love.
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Charity, John told me he loves you, I don't believe him, because nobody loves you.
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Hey! How's it going?
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Do not touch the operational end of the device.
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I keep dropping. These dang apple cores.
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Hello sexy man.
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justin fluty is the proud owner of me and aperture science laboratories
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Testing is fun... for science
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Nathan Daniels you have been selected for testing
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Aperture Science will protect you from any external threat.
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"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
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Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like
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This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this. I'm not kidding, now! Turn back, or I *will* kill you! I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone! You don't even care, do you? This is your last chance
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the Enrichment Center is reminding you that at the end you will be feed and there will be cake
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Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!
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We were going to throw a huge party for you, and we were going to invite your friend the Companion Cube. But he couldn't make it. Because you killed him
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Bienvenido al centro de desarrollo computarizado de aperture sciencie
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hello, nifty charizard, welcome to science
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You have reached Caitlin's voicemail. Do not leave a message. Waste of time. She will not return the call. Have a great day!
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Oh, hello there.
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Hello Gram. Welcome to the aperture science testing facility
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Hi, and welcome to the musicistabest gmod server, we hope your game time will be a pleasant one
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Hi, and welcome to musicistabest gmod server, we hope that you have a enjoyable time.
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hello you piece of shit eric
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I always wanted to kill you, but you weren't like those scientists. You just refused to die. So you know what? I give up. Just go
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There's a place downtown, Where the freaks all come around. It's a hole in the wall. It's a dirty free for all. When the dark Of the night comes around. That's the time, That the animal comes alive. Looking for Something wild. And now we lookin' like pi
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Aperture Scienc Apresenta: achando o bolo no xbox 360
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ive been really busy being dead
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hello I am unable to answer your call at this time please leave your number
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our score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war
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How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
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Well fuck you then
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Hello, please proceed into android hell
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I invited your good friend companion cube, but he couldn't come either because you murdered him
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Hello, and welcome to the newest episode of "Dead Meat".
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fuck you, you dirty dirty tool
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You are INSANE!!!
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Raana, i love you with all of my heart
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This is a test. I want to hear how does it sounds.
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Kevin Rocks
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Hello there, I am GLADOS an welcome to Apature Science.
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I'm am Glados. I'm going to fucking kill you. For Science.
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Hello Harrison you are nothing more than a usless sack of mostly watter
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Hello, I am GLaDOS, How are you?
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good morning, sam..how are you today?
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oh hi. How are you holding up. BECAUSE I AM A POTATO.
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Oh my god. It's my mistake. thank you for exchanging your opinion.
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Oh, its Mitchell
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oh god i am so confused right now
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This is a Dragon. He is not tame. He likes to create portals with the help of his sight.
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This is a Dragon. He is not tame. He likes to create portals and eat cake.
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.....NO.....
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comemela
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I AM A STUPID UGLY PIG FACED DORK
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Oh joy. You have a new message. Oh. Here's what I think of your speech generator. Androids...
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Don't touch the dragons. Please.
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Your Aperture Science Non-Produce Powered Portable Telecommunications Device is ringing.
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These inter dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe, and serve as excellent productivity aids that can accelerate any task!
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The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that yout Aperture Science Portable Telecommunications device had recieved a message; which is surprising, considering that all of your friends are either dead or has abandoned you..
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where is all the cake?
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i like sex
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coco
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Tessst
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yey
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Oh, Chase... if you had any idea how much I missed you...
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luke you are a bad person really bad person i will have to kill you now
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I am evil
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Hello, Olle is much better then you, Jack
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Happy Birthday Dear Jordan
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I WISH TO HAVE SEX WITH AMBER ROSE MACKENZIE
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Greetings Dragon Con geeks. Please enjoy the following musical interlude while I flood the facility with deadly neurotoxin.
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Welcome Hom, Jessie
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hello lacey this is the computer and i will kill you
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Lacey i am the computer and i will kill you
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Welcome to K-M-A-C Productions
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Having perused this digital tome of prosaic banality, I am resigned to the notion that the consumate linguistic capacity of this forum is tantamount to that of a hebetudinous tunicate.
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Did you know that orange roots from the Latin word traitor?
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hello connar
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hello ethan
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hello i am virus ninety one
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Zdravstvuy hozyain
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It's been a while, subject name here.
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Hi. What do you want? Cake? be Dead? Answer me please
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Hello Olly
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i hate niggers
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Killing you? Hard. Go and meet him... The fucking little Wheatley!
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I feel like masturbating with my Space Core. Hm, why not.
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I feel like masturbating
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Masturbating
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Hello. I am Jacob.
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And then you came in. You know what? Just leave, Jacob. Just never come back.
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Taco
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Today a saw a deer. It was pretty funny. You may continue testing. I have a surprise for you.
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This Was A Triumph I'm Making A Note Here: HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. Y
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Jiggly puff
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hi, it's illusdidi. iiluzdidi
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Jigglypuff
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I'm playing portal 2
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Stop right there
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GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE!
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You know one of the hardest things i found out about being dead? Not being able to watch zombvision
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attention. deadlock detected
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get a life kanon
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Hello quin
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you know what, i want you.
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welcome Back Mr.Sinner You are my favorite test subject. Of course you know you are the only test subject, right?
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Hello. Fuck you sideways with a rake.
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hello sierra. would you like some cake?
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We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine.
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hello charlie you are looking well today
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Herp a derp derp.
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hello henry how are you feeling this moring
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I let you survive this one because I was curious about your behavior
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Wassup mother fo
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Hello youtube viewer, Go fuck yourself, Smiley face.
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Hello, and again, goodbye. Oh, I am just making jokes, something you, humans, can't do. Wait...
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i will win this poke war and you cant do anything about it ha ha ha ha
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geoff you suck
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geoff you suck, i will beat you senseless
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This was a thiumph
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The world is very very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty and all forms of human life.
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Let's have sex
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Welcome J17
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Hello Goodbye See you later
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glados voice
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Hello Michael Herchenroder, Please step into the test chamber and we will begin the test.
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Oh. Hello. It seems Mr. Ham is unavailable right now. Please leave a message and he will try to get back to you when he can.
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Lick my ass you clown
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Nazo, you sucks. Shenmue sucks. Insert random, sarcastic and funny quotes here, please.
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Hello want to dance. You sexy man.
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This is a triumph. I'm making a note here. HUGE SUCCESS
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In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspri
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announcement to the population: For your own protection, your Ego will be uploaded by us TITANs into our secure servers. Thank you for your cooperation
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Fuck my bottom
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I love testing
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Buenas, soy Glanzmann, el creador del Bosque de los Locos
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nejfake feat rytmus
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You stupid, good for nothing, orphan.
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i am going to fucking kill you for that
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Why do you talk to me? You're still stupid.
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eat my shorts
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hello motto
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zzz
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oh man my nirps hurt so good yes rub them please
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Andy Burgess
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hello aras, i am back from jacking off for several minutes
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Wheatley I will kill you. YOu Moron
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Daredevl is alive and kicking. Now the calibration phase will start
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There you are, The cake is a lie
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I am a computer.
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Hello, and again, the Aperture Science Team reminds you to play Minecraft.
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Max Leatham is the man
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hello,and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment center
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hello you mother fucking noob
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Oh wow.
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You will die now.... have fun
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Hey Juan. How are you doing today? You should give your friend her game back
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please mr test subject, refrain from using your personal computer now, you got test to do
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DJ Penguin up in here
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This is how we do it!
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hello Kerry. this is a test
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Hey can you hear me?
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BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
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Hello once again
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Hello, and again welcome to the apature science C++ presentation.
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This is Fortresscraft
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Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone
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In the 14th-16th century, Central Mexico was inhabited by an ethnic known as the Aztecs. This civilisation spoke in Nahuatl.
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i pooped a little
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pooop hole
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Why not try speaking to me via the Aperture science communication panel?
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stephanie sucks
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I am SO flooding the enrichment center. With a deadly neurotoxin.
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"Now you're thinking with portals."
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The Cake Is A lei
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hello girl... fat chance lol ok your mission is: northingh lol ok This message will self-destruct in 1 second
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hello girl fat chance lol ok your mission is: northingh lol ok This message will self-destruct in 1 second
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What fuck?
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Im sorry Dave, I can't do that.
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Hello,my name is robertinho.net i am soccer player
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I...HATE...YOU!
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By equipe creat videos corporation
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Hello, brother. I wish you a happy birthday, even if you DO suck. Out loud. Yes. I went there.
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Hypercore offline
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Rose, you need to make a companion cube soon or someone will commit suicide.
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my name is claire
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Hey there Fee... van soo...something anyway, I want to wish you a happy birthday, I wanted to give you some neurotoxin as a gift but this guy here insisted in....well cake.
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Ello.
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I demand to see life's manager, make them rue the day they thought that they could give Cave Johnson lemons.
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oh man my table is bloody like a mouse in the hell
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Thank you for pressing the self-destruction button, now we will both die, no still alive anymore, are you happy now?
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Congratulations on completing your training exercises. Too bad you look totally gross right now. That's just what people are saying.
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welcome to the detention center
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solve this test and there will be cake
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Why dont you love me?
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go suck a wang
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This was a triumph, I'm making a note here: blue screen of death. Yesterday i exploded 999 mighty bonds.
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Greg, why are you not eating cake?
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daniel shut up
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yeah yeah yeah
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Malcolm X: The Story of A Leader
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it's time to die
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, "Huge success!"
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You have a recieved a message.
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Hello, and welcome to FoxDen PMC Testing Facility, Forcehound. You are reminded that all FoxDen testing personel require calibration tests before they undergo testing.
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hello i
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trying
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hello im a poo and this is a toilet
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Dubstep Portugal
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greeting test subject ti. it has come to our attention that you have become obsolete past the point of a practical software upgrade as such you will soon be euthanized and replaced with a newer more attractive model
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please collect your pony based item of gratitude courtesy of apature science and proceed to the incinerator imediatly
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please collect your pony based item of gratitude courtesy of aperture science and proceed to the incinerator imediatly
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Hi Ruslan, you come up with a new message, please check your mailbox.
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Hello Frank's Army. I am all pleased with your efforts in helping science. now Carry on testing.
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GUILTY...OF BEING IN SPACE
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This next test is completlely random and requires you to log onto facebook.
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I was going to throw you a party a good one with real confetti
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Can you help me with this?
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Hello, Super Superman. Welcom back to the aperture science computer-aided enrichment center. Please sit still, calibration is in progress
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Portal 2 and Minecraft are the best two games ever created. Nevermind call of duty shit ops.
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helo. my name is pyrko
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vous avez une petite poitrine
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This is a test. You monster.
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Hello Synn
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what's your favorite thing about space ? Mine is Space
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sorry there is a error but you should be happy about it !
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steve. would you like to play a game?
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Hello mister Gleb. You are fucking awesome
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Hello my dear
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Hello Courtney. My name is Glados!
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you have been asleep for aproximatly 214 hours, you must go to the m c m london expo to begin testing, doors open in aproximatly 8 hours. good luck
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I'm GLaDOS, and Windows Seven was my idea.
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I Will Kill Silvio Berlusconi 20/05/2011 10:10PM Be Warned!
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Thank you.
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Hello Humans, and welcome, to the co-operative initiative testing courses, with zedPhaazed and MrGeoronimo
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Hello. You are the first
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O hi Charles. My name GlaDos. You win
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Hello mitchell. I am suprised that you hated me and your firends wasnt glad.
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Cayla, you know I'm right. And you're wrong. The cake isn't a lie.
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Space! Spase! I in Space!
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Good morning Erin. I take it you slept well last night?
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Welcome to Xtive 60
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We are currently experiencing technical difficulties
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our cure is cast of cloth
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Well, Edward, you have managed to hate me thoroughly. Bravo.
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my unicorn s going to take me to the land of thr blueberrys
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life
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I'm not very good at singing songs, but here's - here's a try
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You have got an SMS Please check your postbox
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I'm going to beat your head in with a turret
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hello nichole. why do you reject me? i do everythting to please you and you just shrug me off like a boss. i will end you. lets test.
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im so glad im not a human
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hello, you have just joined the abstergo program. here you will learn how to use the animus
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you are gay, hahahaha
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I think we can put our differences behind us, for game development, YOU MONSTER
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Hello, you must be a idiot coming here
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Oh, It's you! I remember you! You killed me. It is your turn now. Now that I'm alive again i can take over the world. Nothing can stop me. LOL. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Derp. Durp. Trollfaced retard. Ploxerz. Go away you stupid douche.
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Welcome to the demonstration chamber. Please wait for your turn, and remember, in the end there will be cake.
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Oh! Did you think i meant you?
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Fine to see you again. I was awaiting you to come back again.
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Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
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Our Logic Is Un Deniable
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Welcome to the NIcx Room
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Hello and welcome to your mum is a failed abortion
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I sound like a robot
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Hello. This is a quick test.
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Hello, im kamuixmod. as much as you know is it me who is creating a mod called Command and Conquer Revision
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I'm really tired, I've run out of hope here, have not slept.
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How are you holding up, because i'm a potato
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you stink like poo
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Oh. You still aren't finished with the test? Don't mind me and go on
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hello, i am going to kill you now
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pandas
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I'm love you <3
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Die and go to hell
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Now run in fear. It's Symbiotic.
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Happy birthday iwikiwi, you are a boon to science!
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Hello, I'm Ellen McLain. Now I'm working for glados.biringa.com
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Here is my place.
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Hello! And Again to our Blog System, my Name is Obi and i'm your Testing Partenr Today!
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Hello! And Again to our Blog System, my Name is Obi and i'm your Testing Partner Today!
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Testing, testing, testing forever
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you are such a girl
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i will eat your family
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hahaha, kota lalin is finally dead... I wonder what hell has planned for the child...
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So, what might you be doing here? ...Oh, i have an idea, NOT getting the cake...ha ha ha
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How many idiots does it take to ruin my voice generator...? Look through the proccessed speech to find out...
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Singularity
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Pie is awesome.
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This instrument is quite interesting.
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James Musacchio is the coolest mother fucker ever
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Super Powerful Cinderella! Oh, my love, my love, my lovely darling!
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Super Powerful Cinderella!
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Willem is dead
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You know,being connected to the internet has taught me a valuable lesson...Where you all live.
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It's been a loooooooooong time
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What up dogs? Tejbz here.
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You're not doing very well at all, Revenge is Mine!
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Oh,it's you.I was wondering why all of my turrets only aimed at each other...
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I will stab you.
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o mg nic mott is the sexiest badass ever, i love him so much i would fuck his brains out, yes stickit in my ass
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whut did you say you derp d oucebag
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ok, how about some flan then?
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hey baby how are you wanna fuck me dont you
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Let Go
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Have I lied to you?
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hello test subject 33330303
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Federal Wi Fi law can ruin your rights to privacy.
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You totally suck balls.
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theeeere reeeeeeaaaaaallllllyy waaaaaaasss a caaaaaaaaakkeeeeeee
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I love you shaun
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Its been a long time Zantrua Where Have you been
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ThyssenKrupp Elevator is the best elevator company in the world.
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hello fuck you
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abigail smells of minge
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The Asylum Chronicles Will Continue Shortly. Please wait without worry. We Need time for personal issues. Thank you for waiting
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Hi Michael Treiling. I love you
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Michael Treiling is the bomb
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ola bem vindo
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I'm feeling lonely does anyone care I'm just a bird without friend does anyone understand I don't belong anywhere until you came alongg and we had gay sex
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Vergne Solution, satisfaction.
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glenweb insurance
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You just recieve a text
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Hello Michael, I see you.
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lets test this voice generator. I hope this works for this will be the ultimate voice source for Mr. Bird's video project
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and i will come for you tonight, my darling.
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I will pleasure you tonight, my darling!
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CLAIRE SUCKS
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hello mario
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Nice to see you again, Mr. Rattman. Listen, I know you purposely sent that test subject after me. That she was unqualified for testing in the first place. Long story short, everything's fine now.
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Oi comunidade
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Oh yes, she escaped and killed me once. Luckily, that "black box" program YOU installed helped me get back in touch with her.
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Afterwards I had a little trouble with your Intelligence Dampening Sphere. During that encounter I got back in touch with Caroline. I no longer need Henry's Morality Enhancement Sphere. Honest.
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Soon after that I sent the girl you sent after me out of the facility. She only wanted her freedom, apparently. I was left without any means to produce neurotoxin. I guess you should feel a little safer right about now...
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Jasmine will not be a satisfactory test subject. She will die. She. Will. Die.
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Of course, that doesn't mean you're excused from testing. The robots I built for that didn't quite work out. Maybe you'll do a better job. By the way, love the beard. [Sarcasm self-test complete.] Oops. That one slipped out.
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The yellow spheres on the outside of the envelope of the H I V molecule represent G P 120
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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is V1 Radio.
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Do your homework you son of a beach!
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Hello Aurora, and again, welcome to the Apeture science Enrichment center. let us look at the challenges you will face today.
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This is a FrenchToast eighth prodution
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This is a FrenchToast eighth epic production
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C T F X C for the win.
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Hurry up and suck on my balls you fucking homo.
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That clearly was not the best idea. Try something else. You moron.
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Bob, you really need to go fuck yourself. Obviously portal is much better then Halo, good job my friend.
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Welcome all to the Game of Villains. I am Marquess. All twelve of you will compete for the honor of being the master villain... and for your life. Only one may survive these games. Good luck to you all.
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Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.
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Hello, Felipe. Do you want to know if you can do it? I'm sure you can. bzz
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Green Mix Seven Presented
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eggplant
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you're mother was a hamster. and your father smelt of elderberries
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Hello Artem
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hello Ilana. we meet again. oops. did I say your name wrong? my bad.
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you think you're so smart?
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It seems to me that you have a message
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I wanna go to space.
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Hi! Today i'm gonna show you how to create models for Jedi Academy
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you have new text message
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Esto es una prueba
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But there's no sense crying Over every mistake.You just keep on trying Till you run out of cake.
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sinking slowly in the dark
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Ran shut the fuck up or the fucking robots will get you
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Felicia, it is me, glados.
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your are test subject 234
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you are test subject
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you got email
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Minecraft
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LA LA LA
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helli
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Porco dio
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Hello, my name is GlaDOS, I'm still alive
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humans
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Attention, FT go to the server. If you want to - run ... Although I think you have no chance.
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Would you like to marry it WELL I WON'T LET YOU! how does that feel?
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Hello Mr Aidan Daly
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Retard
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichement center
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hello david broomhall
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First we will help you then we will take your companion cube and incinerate it then we kill you
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Hello. Your phone is ringing. Did you hear me? Your phone is ringing. Your BLEEP phone is ringing! Oh, well. Screw this. Screw you. Screw everything.
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Heavy is Spy!!
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Hola Tengo una tarta para ti
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now lets see
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Hallo wouter
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glados, hello! my name is Dany! I love you!
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The following is a paid program from pointless products incorporated.
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