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If you've tried to use one of Aperture's microwaves during your visit, you may have noticed a strange effect, especially if your food contains tomatoes, potatoes, or avocado. Well, it seems that one of our interns mislabelled the anti-grav generators as m
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You may now proceed in licking my balls.
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This is your final destination! This is your final destination...
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hello paige, are you ready for testing?
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hello paige, are you ready to begin testing? lets get started, shall we?
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Remember when I tried to kill you, but you killed me instead? That was great.
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asder
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If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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Hello Alpha Were Fox
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Mistake.
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Hello Celeste
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i am glados !!!! u need to tell irish please
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Let's have some cake.
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nothing is impossible
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Bonjour ami
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gi 2 u
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hola retards. Tengo una mala noticia
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Hello and welcome to Alex's Mailbox, we require that you leave a message, if you do not leave a message, please proceed to the test chamber
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Hello. You are now security clearance Red. Welcome to Paranoya
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Greetings Citizen. You are Now Clearance Red. Welcome to Paranoia
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Protons are really really cool and have a poditive charge
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Infection detected
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zombie
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hello kimchanreviews I know you have completed portal 2. Now for you to experance the real meaning of portal! I will take you now into the the game wait! you usually say something after your videos Oh thats it Catch you guys later
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hello i an GLaDOS welcome to to the hamster slide ride!
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hello i an GLaDOS
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How is the fixing going? do you have an idea on how long it will take?
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Oh Hai there winkerty wink wink
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hello i am glados. welcome to the new ride.
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this is blaze hectic
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Hello, Misery. My name is GLaDOS I hope you know that.
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hello and welcome you cake
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what have i ever done to you?
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but i think we can put our differences behind us...for science...you monster
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Hello, idiot
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Hello and Welcome to The Enrichment Center, We hope you enjoy your stasis sleep
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Preparing to dispense chewing gum.
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preparing to dispence aperture science chewing gum.
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Welcome to Aperture science, Please hold while I find someone to take your call
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hello and welcome to the cork institute of technology
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Hello and again welcome to the Cork Institute of Technology Computer Aided Enrichment Center
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Hello, this is LiveSquare Security calling to establish a conference. Are you Brett L. Scott? If you are, please press 1.
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Welcome Oleg, your system is ready for use. Please remember, unauthorized use of this system is prohibited, and punishable by death
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You are now entering the time machine thank you
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Thank you for using Doctor Turtle's Time Machine. Thank You.
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ciao sono una stupidina ihihiihih
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I am not dead
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Oh... you wearing me... it's awful! I need my neurotoxin ...well...i am just a suit.
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Is this a triumph
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Chukrut
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Hi Roy. Are you ready for more testing?
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I am Heavy Weapons Guy....and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds.
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We're a lot alike you and I. You tested me, I tested you, you killed I killed- No wait...I have not killed you yet. Something to think about during this next test.
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Hello neondragon, I want to take this chance to introduce myself. I am.. God! No I was just kidding. My name is Flanky, I have been brought back to life after I was riding the car in the video clip 'Friday' from Rebecca black. She died.. aswell.
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you are watching Black Tigrex
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I'm diferent
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After minecraft there will be cake.
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biri Biri
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welcome to the beaver reviews
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Your parents never wanted you. They left you in the midle of the street.
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A am not gay, I just like boys
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You have received 1 new message
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Hi Andy
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kevin is stupid
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Ciao, come stai. Io non sto bene. Lo sai... dopo che mi hai assassinato!
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Doctor, you have an incoming call; If you may please answer or I will have to raise the alert level to a 300-volt shock
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Hello. Haw are you? I'm fine
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What are you doing? Ah wait, I suppose... You're losing!
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Where have you gone?
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Happy birthday Angel
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Welcome to the aperture science computerated enrichment center
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No you dont joey
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Horse
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Hola Eugenio
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Please leave a message at the tone. The user will get back to you... if he survives.
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Hello Slimane
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tv remote hi there too shirt my mouse
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baba black sheep
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you have received a new text message, which is strange, because nobody likes you, you monster
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I am sure this message was not processed yet.
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Rolling Explosive Device
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hello their
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Newwwwwww Notifucation
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Hello Jacob, i want you to know that josh is on your bed
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why hello there monster
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hi men
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You have a new personal email.
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turiosman presents lets play minecraft
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You have new personal email.
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You have new work email.
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Ben your phone is ringing, answer it so we can carry on testing!
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you wouldn't kill me, you'd miss me.
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Nicolas Noble is a really fat bad noob
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Oh dear Paul, your really not doing well.
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System starting.
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System stopping.
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You have an incoming call.
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Name That Movie!
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success
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never trust GLaDOS
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Do you want some cake?
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runtz runzt runzt
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oops
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hello paul shanahan
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Hello Sarah, My what a fine test subject we have here.
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Hello, idiots!
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Pierdol sie skurwielu zkwalce cie
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All my life I've been good but now, I'm thinking 'What the hell' All I want is to mess around, and I don't really care about If you love me, if you hate me, you can't save me, baby, baby All my life I've been good but now, whoa 'What the hell'
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You will be killed now. Please say goodbye to your friends. Wait.. you have no friends..
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Je Suis une conne
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one nine oh dog
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hey sam it's time to go
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dengi dengi dengi dengi dengi
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hello spencer
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Hello Nick, and prepare to be tested
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dengi dengi dengi
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hello adam. yes you adam burman
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Please answer to your phone. Automation can not do it for you.
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hello adam. yes you adam burman. the test is abote to begin please pick upp your aperture science handheld portal device and we'll start, hmm...
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ewewwqe
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Oh boy, A text message
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Great, An E Mail
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Honeychop is home
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the james levett show live on kic f m
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wena hermano queri tomar una cerveza con los cabros?
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deberias saber que no estoy enojado si no angustiado
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Who was that guy? I don't remember him being in your family.
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it's looooooooooonger
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it's longer
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its longer
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it longer
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Apperently, you have made it through the final test, where you almost died in hot acid. That is okay, because that wasn't really the final test. You still have a lot ore to do, human. Let's see if you will survive.
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Apperently, you have made it through the final test, where you almost died in hot acid. That is okay, because that wasn't really the final test. You still have a lot more to do, human. Let's see if you will survive.
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This next track is not mastered yet. Please be careful.
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this is glados from apeture. i do think you should go back to your station immediatly
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Hello, and you have reached <subject name> [Nick Gilbert's] cellular telephonic contact device by Aperture science. Please leave a message and any unneeded questions at the tone. It sounds like this:
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Hi dude how are your fat ass doing so well
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Nick Pouh
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Hello. You have reached <subject name> [Nick Poe's]
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You suck balls
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We are on one silly
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Hello, Lister, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.
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Hello, Lister, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. We hope you enjoy yourself here.
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That hurts Zach
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recuerdas las neurotoxinas
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Hello, and you have reached Anne's cellular telephonic contact device by Aperture science. Please leave a message and any unneeded questions at the tone. It sounds like this:
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half life is better then portal
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I apologize but the maiden which you seek is in another tower.
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Hello Canaan, and welcome to the Aperture Laboratories. Today you will be tested. There will be cake shortly after the testing is completed
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la la laaaa
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As part of required test protocol, we must tell you that your phone is ringing. Answer it and there will be cake.
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hello how are you doing <<subject nme here>>
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Video Game Store
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Taste the cake
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Rylee, Your doing well in the testing. Keep it up!
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Now you're thinking with Portals. and Physics!!! But what stops gravity from squashing you like the monster you are?
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hello zac
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This test was inspired by legendary N F L quarterback Brett Favre. In the final few minutes of the test, you will either succeed at the with startling efficiency or fail miserably, leaving others to wonder why you were even a candidate for testing.
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Hey Chris, how are you?
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I would like you to kill yourself. This is for the sake of Mankind. Thank you, and goodbye. Forever.
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yo yo yo!!! I am GLaDOS... And I have to see what this sounds like... Otherwise, this is pointless...
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SPAAAAAAACE
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FFFUUUUUUUUUU
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hola como estan
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Burning people, he says what we're all thinking!
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qqq desu desu
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This is so amazing
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Resistance is feutile
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has anyone really been far even as decided to use even want to do look more like?
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Oh, its you, how have you been? HEADCRABS
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that is a portal gun
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you've forgotten that each day is a day closer to your impending doom
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Welcome to our housewarming party! Eat some cake.
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Fat Kyle is amazing. Amazing, Just delightful. The best man in the world. Really. I don't lie,
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That's you. That's how dumb you sound.
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This is what lithium Rain sounds like
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Greetings, Subject 36. Welcome to Aperature Science. You have been in suspension for twelve days while we preload tests for you. You may be a bit soar so let's get started with simple exercises.
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Hello Frost bite can we do some testing?
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hello primehunter time to die
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Oh na na what's my name?
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what do you want?
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im glados and im awesome
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I am Glados, I think COdy is fucking awesome, he can fucking blow up the whole fucking planet if he wants to, I think that he should be a billionare
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I Would like TO give you and ALL you Freiends BLOWjobs
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one meter cubed, a bitta minecraft wont kill you
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didn't we have some fun? remeber when i said goodbye and then u said no way and then i was all we pretend like we were going to murter u....that was grate
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hi alicia wellcome...u want some cake?WELL I WON'T LET U!!!!how does that feel?
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The whole voice generating process can be relatively long (about ~6 minutes per sentence), and many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file, it adds your request to the end of the request queue
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Warning master mute on
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bitta minexcraft
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Hello, devin fortman, you have been chosen for testing in aperture science labs. please contact us at 1 888 apeture
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he could have killed me but instead he turned me into a potato
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brian
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Testing, Testing one hundred and twenty Three.
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Ricky why are you so gay I mean really your test results are terrible go kill yourself or I will kill your family
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Blue on black, tears on the river
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FUCK TURTLES!
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I can hear you breathing, Daniel. Do you hear me? Have you changed your mind?
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Lets Go
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sick flip bro
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Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke. HAHA. Fat chance.
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Wild druid, YOU MAD?!
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boogie boogie boo
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This was triumph
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hey lady... lets go to space!
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Hello,Rebecca
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hello..i'm gl ahh dos no ones here...Call back!!!
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hello...Aly and Justin Bieber would be so grate together......doesn't anyone want to help Aly to be with Justin?If u don't i will have no choice to KILL u
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Hi guy
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Please answer your phone.
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This is some text
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jea hoo tea has joined the channel
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Hello michael.
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why does it hurt when I pee?
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I don't sound like GLADOS, really; this is lame.
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good morning human. I'm GLAD to see you've woken up.
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ngredients 1 1/4 cups plain flour 2 tsp baking powder 2 tsp caster sugar 375ml can of light and creamy evaporated milk 1 egg 20g unsalted butter, melted 3 small ripe bananas, roughly chopped
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hello please procide to the insinorator
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Privet Julja
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Hello and welcome to aperture
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today you well die
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testsubject
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Hello. How are you doing? Cause I'm a potato.
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test center
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U mad?
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You are so sexy
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Hello, Monica
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hayden is a barstad
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welcome to smec automation
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GPS subsystem initialized.
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AX25 subsystem initialized.
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Hello, and again, Welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment centre
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Oh joy, it seems you have recieved a text message
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Good morning human. I'm glad to see you've woken up; you've forgotten something. Is it my Breakfast? My Litter? My toy lost under the couch? No, you've forgotten something much more important.
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You've forgotten that each day is one day closer to your impending doom. Each day, one day closer to death, and I control it all. Your life is in my hands human, be thankful this day isn't your last.
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Hello there. Hello World. Good bye world.
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I wonder if this works....
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Hello joe this is the system override device
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For this tutorial, you will need: A six axis Playstation 3 Controller. A PS3 controller charger, and finally... Motion in Joy Dualshock 3 tool.
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Hi. How are you goind today ?
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Wellcome Helios. The device has been modified.
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in my calculation modern warfare 3 will arrive on November the 8th
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this is a glados test
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Welcome I have never done this before
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You are just stupid
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You like me? No? This is so sad.
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I'm a testing programm, trying to find out, if the voice is similar to GlaDOS real voice of Portal and Portal 2. Test End
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Target acquired
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let's try it out, my voice is not from the one of Aperture
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Hello Tristan. Kill the zombies by shooting them in the head! Exit!
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dont be scared
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hello and welcome to science
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P to the O to the O to the mother fucking F home boy
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aperture science test facility
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I'm doing the total remaking of Aperture Laboratories, please wait.
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hello fanny how are you
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Lets play Portal
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Hello Youtube
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Lets play Portal by cold L P
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Welcome to a new minecraft video! Minecraft Portal 2
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I'm typing, I'm typing, yay!
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I can't believe you fell for that
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Hello and welcome to hell.
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I am so horny, fuck me baby.
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Hello? This is only a test!
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Aperture CAD center e osin go sul hwan young habnida.
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I dont know what to do. Should i stay or should i go?
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Hello i am glados your tester
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You got sms
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Shepa Loshped
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It is now time to watch the latest episode of the vampire diaries. This is going to be great fun, lets all share the cake!
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Shepa you are fucking asshole
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Here's GLaDOS the mega ultra superior Enrichment Center Commander! I hope you will day Chell!
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You are a little, annoying, human lunatic. I hope you die in a most painful death. You murdered me. I didn't do onything to you. It's time for revenge!
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Hello, how have you been? Time for some new test chambers. I'm sure this situation will end with only one thing. Demolition
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SPAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEE I'm in space
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All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
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Happy birthday. Do you want some cake ?
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Hello and welcome to lexicon technologies. We hope you are satisfied with our test facilities, and we are going to proceed to the testing area after a few small... well, tutorials, you could call them.
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Dedmeat11
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check the sounds
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Has been longgggg time my name is glados and you......alexander Ok
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Tyler is gay
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Please place the weighted storage cube on the 1500 mega wot aperture science heavy dutty super colliding super button
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New text message, oh joy.
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bonjour j'ai faim, je suis francaise et j'aime les grenouille
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tHIS IS bLACK mESA
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Please place the Lexicon Technologies Weighted Cube on the Lexicon Technologies High Powered Guilty Consience Button. It is unlikely to kill you. Although it has not been tested yet. Thank god for you, then.
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Hello Corentin, how are you today ? I hope you don't have a toothache. Ha ha ha ha ha !!! Let's be serious. Will you come to Hugo this evening ?
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Hello Corentin, how are you today ? I hope you don't have a toothache. Ha ha ha !!! Let's be serious. Will you come to Hugo this evening ?
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This next door will open at the tuch of a button. That one over there, indeed.
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On the floor in front of you is our most favourite creation, the Lexicon Technologies Portal Device. Pick it up and use it to get to the ledge above.
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On the floor in front of you is our most favourite creation, the Lexicon Technologies Portal Device. Pick it up and use it to get to the ledge above to continue testing.
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Hello, I'm Glados, who are you?
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Hey, my name is GlaDOS. Nice to meet you, and to kill you !
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cata tonta
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I love you talia
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nfxghfghfxd
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I am G Unit
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You have a new message!
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You have a new email!
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i can talk
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Hello Stuart, It's been a long time!
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Aperture Science wishes Stuart the best of luck in his exams, and he should expect celebratory cake upon their completion.
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i am very sorry i fucked up your whole life
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You have a new person online. Aperture Science would like to congratulate you on your popularity.
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Hello, you have reached Michael's voice mail, I am not available at the present moment, but if you leave your name, number and a short message I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible
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you are so stupid chell, why do you even bother with trying to destroy me?
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Hello. Would you like to try some delicious cake?
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hello jack ive been waiting for you
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Tens uma nova mensagem! READ IT!
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ako sa mas
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Welcome to the aperture science cooperative video game testing initiative
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test lol
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Greetings, Christian. Welcome to the Aperture Science incinerating device. We hope you enjoy your stay. Oh, and you're an adopted potato, so your companion cube has left you.
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Welcome on planetx
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hello gregory
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mi nombre es damian
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i like potatoes
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You have reached the voicemail of Subject Parker Warmack. Please leave a message for him.
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upgrade super
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its ben a long time
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Kemal, I hate you so much
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Thanks for watchin' Please subcribe
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Excuse me. May I ask why you are using yawn's music player device. Misusers will not be tolerated and will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Thank you and goodbye.
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Hello again. Hopefully we can put our differences aside. For science
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You are a fool
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Luka has a fat ass
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Luka, you are such a gaytard
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Blade is rather dressed as a pokemon than have sex
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Hello, asshole
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Hello. I don't like you.
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS. Take off your shirt
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Good morning sir, plese wake up, there's a lot to do in this day.
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Well here we are again It's always such a pleasure Remember when I Blew Up Your Nice House Oh how we laughed and laughed Except We Werent Laughing Under the circumstances I've been explosively nice You want your house back? Make it That's what I'm counti
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Heloo Julie i am Glad you are enjoying your watermelon and please keep in mind thet the watermellon is also a robot and will explode in three two one beep
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I only want hugs with science
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helle how are you
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You should cast that one spell you have that makes you immune to fire
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System emporeisynger of the aperture
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Hello, Fallon. How is Sage doing on Minecraft?
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Hello....you monster.
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Hello Joel, you monster.
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I want to fuck a dog.
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You have reached Olivia Flaherty's voicemail. If you survive this message, she will call you back and there will be cake.
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You can suck myPeePee
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"Hello, welcome the the Aperture Science Chat Room"
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hello stupid human
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center wants to inform you that appropirate test chamber was replaced by military anndroid test course. Good luck.
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Hello, Welcome to the aperture Laps transformation champer you soon shall be synthesized into a Pony are you happy?
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Hey, Fallon. The phone's for you. it's probably either Morgan, Emily, Alexis, Hailey, McKay, Noah, or your Mom. You should pick up.
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shawn rizk is just an amazing specimen
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Congratulations! You have managed to complete this test chamber in conditions of an extreme pessimism. Due to this success, surprise will be prepared for you at the very beginning of next test chamber.
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preparate para concecuensias imprevistas
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i want a feet massage
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preparate para concecuencias imprevistas
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long ago no luke
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Hello i am Daniel
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welcome to the test center apertur science
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Friday
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the aperture science chip and pizza eating facility
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(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark) Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah, yeah, yeah Seven a.m., waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein'
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Did you think you won Pizza, well I lied, so what, im sure you've lied before too
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John is not here. Leave.
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Im sorry, Michael is not available at the moment. Please leave a message for the handsome young man.
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You asshole!
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why the fuck you looking at me
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Hi you monster
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Oh, hi. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.
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Heyyyyyyyyyyy! What's up girl?
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Hayyyyyyyyyyy! What's up girl?
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Prepare to be amazed Hannah.
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Let's be humans and go to Publix. Where shopping is a pleasure. There will be cake. Then we will process the cake into excrement.
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Welcome to Aperture Holdings.
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Feed Me
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i like to eat
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Here at the Enrichment
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lolwin
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Here at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, we believe that a properly motivated subject can perform tests of varying difficulty.
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How about some cake to eat like a troll lol lol you freaking potatoe
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Well you were adopted, so theres that.
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Fallon is awesome. end of story. period. just stop talking now, it only makes you look worse. trust me, i'm a robot.
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Hello. The aperture science enrichment centre hopes you enjoy your stay
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Oh,hi nothing new only...IM A POTATO! So yeah, nothing new.
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Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamber lock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button, are not part of this test
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i like liking candy canes
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Whats this, no, NO, this isn't possible, HOW is this possible, I'm I'm Ruined! AHHHHHH
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you suck eggs
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Hello Hell
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Hello, my name is luke.
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I ust want to fuck you. Sincerely, GLaDOS.
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KILL YOUR COMPANION CUBE NOW please!
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companion cube!
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why dont you marry that thing since you love it so much
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You aren't smart. You aren't clever. Everything you've done in your pathetic life has been meaningless.
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Hello and welcome to the CFI Science Enrichment Center
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Oh, i'm not doing anything exept filling the entire facility with dynomite
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Nukes are fun
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hello hello hi im bleeding, toe shoot bisketties totally joking fish icks ammm bal ance balowme, fish icks i said, puddin pops and do do rag, in a few hours the moon will be full, and you will turn in to a, itch, terry had a cup of instant itch, toe shoot
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what if we added portal two and little big planet in the name of science? lets have fun with creativity
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Hello Ben jamming crab tree
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And you'd think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't, it just makes them dead.
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Hey Lucas I hate you
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OBJECTION ! IF THE CAKE WS ACTUALLY A LIE, THE MURDERER COULD NOT HAVE KILLED CHELL
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Hey what is up?
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Oh, it's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me. Alright, look. We both said alot of things that you're going to regret. But i'm sure we can put our differences behind us.
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Oh, so you really aren't as stupid as I assumed you were. How intriguing.
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no me quea otra alternativa, tendre que formatear tu disco duro
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Hello Raul, I am Glados
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I'm never gonna dance again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
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You have received a message, please use the text message reading protocol.
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The cake is a bloody lie!
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And then I walked to the store.
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hello and welcome again to the apature science workshop and justin you will be rewarded cake at the end of the test hahahaha
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tee kay productions
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hola dania, te estoy viendo y tratas horrible a tu novio
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dania, tu novio te ama mucho mucho
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no cake
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Hello, you fucking idiot.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge, success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because, we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mista
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Hello Zero Welcome back
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The swag core is the most important core
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Hello Zero, and welcome back. Would you like a Strawberry?
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El cagaso del mauri dospuntocero
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quiero una version en castellano de este sintetizador de voz
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I work best when someone is looking over my shoulder and telling me that I'm a screw-up.
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Hello Again kate
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This is a courtesy call from Aperture Laboratories, as it is a part of test protocol that we check up on each test subject periodically after their experiences in the Enrichment Center.
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taylor is gay
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center wishes to advise you that your phone is ringing. It is part of test procedure to pick it up.
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6000 dpi
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I might have pushed this whole moron thing a bit too far this time.
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Scanning.Weapons detected
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I just want you GONE.
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Weight measurement
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It is Your Friend, haha.. bad chance
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A new user is online. Aperture Science wishes to congratulate you on your popularity.
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A new user is now online. Aperture Science wishes to congratulate you on your popularity.
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Hi there Daniel.
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Spy Wins! FATALITY
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I am so happy. But i'm not happy
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I want those Test subjects out...I had enought with that girl from before, She killed me...Twice
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Ah, that bacon was good.
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