Page: 0 / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39 / 40 / 41 / 42 / 43 / 44 / 45 / 46 / 47 / 48 / 49 / 50 / 51 / 52 / 53 / 54 / 55 / 56 / 57 / 58 / 59 / 60 / 61 / 62 / 63 / 64 / 65 / 66 / 67 / 68 / 69 / 70 / 71 / 72 / 73 / 74 / 75 / 76 / 77 / 78 / 79 / 80 / 81 / 82 / 83 / 84 / 85 / 86 / 87 / 88 / 89 / 90 / 91 / 92 / 93 / 94 / 95 / 96 / 97 / 98 / 99 / 100 / 101 / 102 / 103 / 104 / 105 / 106 / 107 / 108 / 109 / 110 / 111 / 112 / 113 / 114 / 115 / 116 / 117 / 118 / 119 / 120 / 121 / 122 / 123 / 124 / 125 / 126 / 127 / 128 / 129 / 130 / 131 / 132 / 133 / 134 / 135 / 136 / 137 / 138 / 139 / 140 / 141 / 142 / 143 / 144 / 145 / 146 / 147 / 148 / 149 / 150 / 151 / 152 / 153 / 154 / 155 / 156 / 157 / 158 / 159 / 160 / 161 / 162 / 163 / 164 / 165 / 166 / 167 / 168 / 169 / 170 / 171 / 172 / 173 / 174 / 175 / 176 / 177 / 178 / 179 / 180 / 181 / 182 / 183 / 184 / 185 / 186 / 187 / 188 / 189 / 190 / 191 / 192 / 193 / 194 / 195 / 196 / 197 / 198 / 199 / 200 / 201 / 202 / 203 / 204 / 205 / 206 / 207 / 208 / 209 / 210 / 211 / 212 / 213 / 214 / 215 / 216 / 217 / 218 / 219 / 220 / 221 / 222 / 223 / 224 / 225 / 226 / 227 / 228 / 229 / 230 / 231 / 232 / 233 / 234 / 235 / 236 / 237 / 238 / 239 / 240 / 241 / 242 / 243 / 244
MessageDownloadDate addedDate processed
Hola Patricio
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
boner soup
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
LeUnder is great.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
thank you. come again
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Meine damen und herren auf gleis eins, bitte vorsicht, zug faehrt durch.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
das ist bescheuert
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
You just got Rick-rolled, mother fuckers
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello, did you know that you eat an average of 8 spiders per year in your sleep?
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
hi emily how are you today do you want some cake
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello, welcome Joe. Nice to finally meet you. PLEASE sit down. This Won't Take Long. I'm GLaDOS
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
All your base belong to us.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
So. How are you getting along. Because I'M A POTATO.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
hellp and welcome
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Welcome to the Big Party event on Facebook. There will be Cake.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Does this even accidentally work dog damn it.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
hello alex and welcome to apeture since lets get started
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello Mark, I want to play a game
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
hello, washou, you are a dwarf. a very tiny dwarf...
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Incoming message detected. download activated
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Why are you doing this? I thought you were my friend! You MONSTER...
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
You got mail, you bastard
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
New fleet. Hope its better. Thrud: It can't use its ability, but with Grim and Hammersmith on, it can pack a punch, and git out fast. You can kick them off, and use its ability. It's the escort. Icicle: first gold runner. Its fast, and Bartholomew can t
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
What the fuck are you doing? You are supposed to be testing you crazy shit
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello Christopher, Welcome to the Apature Enrichment center
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
hello alex and welcome to apeture since lets get started
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
im cool man dont be scared
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Too bad he will not be alive to see America sub AAA because we killed him.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello Kristen, this is an automated message to remind you that you are the cutest girl in the world.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
iPod Activated
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
OH, did yu wantto see that? too bad. i'm not going to let you.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
You know I never wanted to kill you.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
No one is calling you. Really. Trust me. I just like to make your phone vibrate.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello Sam this is GLaDOS the robot from dead raiseing 2 i mean portal 2 by the way the cake is a lei
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
My ambition is to slay anon a sinner in the hands of a dirty god who lets me prey a gilles de rais of light where faith leads truth astray
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello Izzy, how are you?
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Nuclear MissleBomb
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
you are not really getting it are you?
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Congratulations. I just got your test results. You know who's gay? you!
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
You must construct additional pylons
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
proc reg y = x 1 x 2 x 3 x 4
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
proc reg model y = x 1 x 2 x 3
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello, and Welcome to the Suicide Hotline. For Help, press one.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
I love elizabeth
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Flying out of the sun
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Jeff where is my SR for the Blackberry fix?
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Jeff where is my S R for the Blackberry fix? if you finish this there will be cake!
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
I am a Alex.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
boobies
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
hehehe welcome to your time of death human
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
We are now ready to being the test
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
oh my durr
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Oh. It's you.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
I shall rule the world
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Welcome to Z. Your testing is now over, and you will now be taken to a lock vault.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
You have new email, it is not about cake.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Awolnation
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
You have a new ee mail open it and there will be cake
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Shouldn't you be working on your paper now?
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
You have a new ee mail open it and there will be cake
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
startup protocol 0786b6
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Look how majestically you soar through the air. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Oh my god your iphone is broken try to replace it with some garbage in your room. Dont worry its the same thing really ha ha
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Oh, no. You escaped our initial procedure. Well, no matter. Lay down and prepare to be vaporized, and then there will be cake.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Do your homework children
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
adadadad
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
finally, you have completed the test
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Dion, I am GLaDOS. And you are a dirty mexican fuckhead.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
For the people who are still alive.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
I've been realy busy being dead
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello there, my name is GLaDOS and welcome to wha-chow it's like a kick in the nuts. Hosted by your very one psyguy. With guests (insert names here). This is wha-chow. Stay tuned for cake. . . . Skypable?
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
You have reached the voicemail box of ENTER NAME HERE. Unfortunately ENTER NAME HERE is not available right now. I'm sure that if you wait for ENTER NAME HERE to call you back, there will be cake.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello. When you enter this shop you should buy some art. It is very lovely art. And if bought surely the artist will rejoice.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Jacob, I love you. Will you please marry me?
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Welcome, today i will be showing you how to set up your, mac book pro, and connect it to the school network.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
I would like to kill you
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
I don't think that's Alex in the picture. His mole is on the wrong side. It's funny, really.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Rhyno... I see you actually have the cake
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
honk honk
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
The enrichment center of Aperture Laboratories recommends you pick up this call.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
I love you, forever and always. "I'll be your night and you're my shining star." Love, Kyle.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
my niggers what is up
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Get off my soap
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
hello, I am in Spaaaace
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
The Invisible Gunslinger Welcomes you and hopes you well......just kidding HAHAHA
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
we will set aside our differences for science
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello Candace, I wanted you to know that i love you and will see you in hell.....potato hell.....
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Oh look. It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello...Xclickzm....you have been a enormous help, and I wanted to reward you personally....with a fiery embrace....Good-bye.
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
Hello there, Rhys!
Download05/03/2011Not recorded
this is a rtest
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Que pasa loco? Voy a darte de hostias hasta que salgan imaginarias.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Oh it seems somebody is calling you... are you going to answer... ... ... Aperture Science is obliged to tell you that the companion cube can NOT talk
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
You now have a new message... Companion Cubes can not use a cellphones but you knew that... right?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
You have incoming call
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
A new message has arrived... It is not from your companion cube you know
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Now you're thinking with portals.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
I'm so glad that you are here right now, Ray. It's been very lonely here. I hope you can stay for the testing I have prepared for you.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
is this realy working ?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
is this realy working, or not ?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello. Welcome to the Aperature Science Training Facility. Todays activities will be handled with the School of Music at Northern Arizona University.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello Alejandro. You have one new text message waiting for you.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Another on rides the bus. HAH! Another one rides the bus...wait. What?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Thank u 4 calling Ca vee te Engineering. If u no your party's extension u may dial it at any time. 4 the Operator press 0 or stay on the line. To repeat this menu press the # key
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello, my name is Charles. You are going to dead
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Comienza, Realidad Aumentada
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
ed is a fail from glados, he can't play xbox or minecraft. what a fail
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Lab
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Challenge Expected
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Intriguing.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Leo. How are you? I'm waiting for you to visit me ant my lab. See ya!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello Stephanie I have been expecting you
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hallo. My name is Glados.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello there human and welcome to Hell.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Cheeeese
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello, just testing this page!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
You have a new text message from sender name here
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello and welcme to the enrichment center
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
c'est l'heure du test
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
noooooooooooooooon
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
nooooooooooooooooon
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello geraint
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Ahhhhhh
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
when i was killed
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
i was
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
was
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
died
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello, have we met before?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello, Ethan. How are you? I am fine.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello Greer It is so very nice to see you today Have some cake
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
robot
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
rob
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
ro
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
got
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
is
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
rid
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
of
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
realy bad
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
realy
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
badly
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Catarina os cool
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie !
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
isaac
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
a virus have been detected
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
tomer lib is a king
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Welcome to the test chaimber
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
you'ar pussy
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
you're pussy
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
You're listening to the Zeon TV podcast, we have cake
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Aperture Science - We have Portal-Guns - and Cake!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello peter, its is time.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello. This is the Aparture science enrichment centre edition of the retro journey with your hosts Anders Brunlof and Samson Wiklund. The goal is nothing, the journey is everything!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
the end
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Welcome Back Master David, God of all existing Awesomenes.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Welcome To the Apeture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
I think we can both put our differences bihind us, for science you monster
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Bin Laden is the world's most wanted man. On may 1st, United states navy seals barged into a heavy security fortified compound in pakistan
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
NyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyan
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Chris is currently away. Leave a message.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Eram you gay kid come here, big boy, come get some stinky crossfire puzzzy
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Thank you for calling Covenant Hospice. We are looking forward to assisting you, though we might have to charge you a little extra since you look a little heavy. Anyways, continue to hold and we will be with you shortly. Maybe.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Welcome, children. You have a quiz today.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
It seems that Author is experiencing some technical difficulties
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Could
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Could switching to Geico really save you fifteen percent or more on car insurence?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Its not fair
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello, this is Oliver. Leave a message after the beep.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment science
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello. Welcome to aperture science
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
There is a tasty pie awaiting for me in the next test chamber
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
The government makes it a point to help those who are needy. It will not leave anyone behind.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello Dragon Eye
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Leo calling
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello! You have reached Chris's voice mail box. Please, leave a detailed message at the tone. Have a wonderful day!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello there 3c, Dragon Eye has a message for you. CALLA AH BOKEE
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Sometimes st's all about agility.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Your are Watching Sooty 4 3 2
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
we will have cake
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello feel the apple
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hi. I will kill you. Ha-ha. Get fun.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Well here we are again it's always such a pleasure
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
portal 3, the film
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Oh, hello
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
"We were going to have a huge party for you and we were going to invite all your friends, but your best friend, the companion cube, couldn't come, because you murdered him. None of your other friends could come, either, because you don't have any other fr
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
time for a meeting
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello derek, its been a looong time. how have you been? i think we can put our differences asside, for science, you bastard
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Aperture science fucks you ! I am so stupid ! Please, can i kill you ?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hi Hooper, I'm Glados, did you loved Portal 2 ?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Jason is an unacceptable lifeform and must be terminated for his lack of performance as a partner in science.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Well, at least don't make lemonade.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Text. Message.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Someone has left a pre-recorded message for your listening pleasure.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Ladies and gentlemen... i would like to introduce to you, def jam for cutie
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
I think I have a solution that is mutually beneficial to one of the two of us
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello Dave, did you miss me?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello Aren. I saw you at the truck stop last week, were you giving out handies in exchange for crack again?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello Ross are you playing on your Xbox? Yes? What else is new.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello you smelly human
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Welcome to the Apiture Science Funded presentation done by [subject name here].
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Lets put our differences aside, for science. You monster.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Oh, sorry......Ember.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello... how have you been
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Happy 20th Birthday
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
For america !
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
You've reached Nathan's cell phone. He is busy right now. Don't leave a message and he won't get back to you.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
my eyes are cool and red
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Good news. I figured what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortabl
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello Jaqueline, how are you today?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hallo Sontka, hast Du mir einen Kuchen gebacken?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
What happened in Japan?......That was me.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
It's funny really I was planning to kill you all along
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
You have new incoming message
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
I hear Portal 2 still isn't fixed. I'm warming up the neurotoxin emitters.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
We're going to have fun. With minecraft
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Happy twentyfirst Birthday, David.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
twentyfirst
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
helooo
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello, you have reached the mailbox of-enter supjects name here- please leave a name and number... and he will think of talking to you
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to my computer
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
You are fat.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
You are like an Eagle. A very fat Eagle
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Welcome ladies and gentlemen. I am Gordon Freeman
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello. if you were wanting cake. then you are a dumbass
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello. if you wanted cake. then you are a dumbass
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
While you're dying i'll be still alive
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
You will be baked. and there will be cake
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Michael ate a person
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
never mind you did recieve a txt but i read it then deleted it for you
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Fatty fatty, no parents. What's the problem ?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
The cake is alive!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
will steel the apperture science enrichment center would like to remind you that you are a twat
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
q e
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Holla, mi nombre es Glados
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
please quit now and cake will be served.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
quit now, and cake will be served.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Win this game about sherlock holmes and cake will be served
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
make me free, your cake is a lie. make me free with your love, make me free
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
I am the J four thousand, representative of the cipher complex.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hey mister balls
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Shit I wetted my panties
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
This was a trial. Haha. Well here we are again It's always such a pleasure Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed Except I wasn't laughing Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
weee
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
So, have you found a reason to fight yet? Buddy.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Je vais vous tuer
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
OK, I thought the idea of a movie would be nice. How wrong I was. I end up with idiot writers and a stupid test Subject to work with. Nicely done, ZEROS.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hi earthling my name is glados the destroyer
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
There really was a cake...
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Oh. It's you. It's been a long time
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my heart. Maybe we could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture science computer aided enrichment centre
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello this is glados the cake is not a lie fo sho
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my Heat, Maybe we could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Are you kidding me ?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Someone is trying to contact you, you monster. You may want to pick up the phone. Unless it's your brother.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello, I see you.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Samson. Samson? Samson! Your mobile communication device is recieving a transmission. Please asnwer, as consequences of not answering is not a part of this test.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Bass Drop
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
you look hot
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
I will smite you all
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Gordon Freemean did his job right,the combines are gone i am happy over that.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
My name is GLaDOS! What's Yours?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Incoming call. Please press the Aperture Science 1500 Megawatt Supercolliding Superbutton
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Please note that animals such as dogs, cats, and turrets are not allowed in the Aperture Science Freshly Conditioned Waiting Room.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello welcome, your huge lol
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
ZeroHeroVids
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
This is a video by zeroherovids blabla zero hero vids
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello, Jen.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hahahahahahahah
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Marco is awesome
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Welcome to Black Mesa we hope that you don't get kill by a headcrab. NOT!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
I only want you gone
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
we do not forgive
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Oh Joy. A text message. Just for you.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
how are you been
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello how are you been
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Dougie from mcfly is a hottie piece of meat.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
No, sir you are a suck
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
i am part of the game portal 2
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
You have reached advanced technology firm. To speak to a representative please press 0
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
I'm afriad I can't do that for you Dave.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Oh, its you...
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
My name is victor
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
im a barbie girl in a barbie world
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hey mom and dad i like this
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
It is Rini's bed time.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Welcome to C Q B City
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello this is glados and this is a test
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello tevor would like to play a game?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Welcome to Death Row at the Enrichment Center. I shall now release the Neuro-Toxin!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Linkin Park for life.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Its ok....I still love.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Joshua I dont want you to do this
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Stop that! Now!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Humiliated
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Look, I know we've both said a lot of things you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello im josh wester
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
System booting... completed. Hello, Tyler. We have missed you. Now that you are back, we can begin testing again.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Fuck me, Pelase
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
it's been a long time...how have you been?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Eat my ass hole
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Stuff
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Welcome to emerald schemer's channel you imbeciles i mean, test subjects.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Aperture Science Welcomes you to it's new investment purpose- the P C.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Innovative Gaming
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
In honor of test subject's birthday, you have been invited for Aperture testing. Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the end of the testing period.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
do you like Bacon?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
if you and I could switch places I would not blame you if you killed me.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hola Soy GLaDOS NO!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
If you would like to see more videos, then please, subscribe! They'll even be cake!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Thank you for calling Savannah Home Depot. How may I help you?
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hey Adrizz. I love you.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello Shell. My name is Glados. I've been watching you for a long time.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
your phone is ringing, if you answer it, after your call ends you will be rewarded with cake!
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
You have a new message .. You should probably read it.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Did you hear the one about the jew and the bishop? No, you wouldn't have. No one tells you jokes.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
I'm afraid Dave
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
I'll be Taking control of the world now Pete. I don't know how you didn't see this coming.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Conan
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Happy Birthday. I love you.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
Hello, David Mayo.
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
I give up they do not listen
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
we are legion
Download05/04/2011Not recorded
hello. why don't you have a step to the right and generate a portal
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hi, Welcome to the aperture science
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Turn left.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
qdqzdqdsdqsdwd
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hey! you got a message!
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello, Mr. Fortunato Grippo. After your 28th birthday, you are proudly allowed to take part as a subject test for Aperture Science. Behave well, and there will be cake. Maybe not. Happy Birthday.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
hi monster
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello Grant, isn't it time for a tea break?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
julie, you sound more confused than a lesbian in a fish market
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
roar!!!
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello, i am grim's personal assistant.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
welcome professor burton
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
You are not prepared
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Where you are?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
boozie gatsee
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Avast virus data has been updated
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
what the fuck is going on here?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Happy mothers day from the creaters of sciences aka apeture sciecnes or me your sun robert i hope you have a great day and hopefulley a great chinese meal on sunday happy face any ways have a great day
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
becuase i'm a potato
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Laughinh out loud
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
kennith hoare, want some more, do it on the floor, do it on the ceiling
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
this won't work
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello Object 11
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
fsdfsdfsdf
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
I love you a
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello moto good day sir
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Lets play with poldek, he is so cool!
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Eu gostaria de pedir uma pizza
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
This program is used only for special users. If you came to the essence of what we have said, you get a cake.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello Becky
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
ano ha? nag break ka na ba?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hi Nikkeboy34! You are chosen to Aperture Science next course. You will get cake. I promise.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello, its been a loong time.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
All test subjects should refrain from playing Runescape while while taking part in the Aperture Science Coop Testing Initiative
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Happy hanko de mayo, cake will be severved later on today
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello Sean. Would you like some cake?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Look. It's your good old friend deadly neurotoxin
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
This next test is impossible. But try to complete it anyways. Because you can never have enough statistics about human beings failing. Like when everyone died because of the neurotoxin.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Welcome to the Aperture Science Artificially Enhanced Laptop designed for Spooner.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
ARRON ESTE PROST
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
You're a noob.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello! And welcome to enrichment center.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Mr Pryor is a Pro!
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Mr Pryor
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
lick my sweaty gooch
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello Mark... I'm Glad to meet you
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Bite my shiny metal as
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
You have receive a SMS,please check your inbox or i will kill you.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hey, You!
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Udes estoy toa loca y quiero matarte jajaajaj
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
I am 12 and what is this?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Your blocks feal so nice.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
hello have a nice day
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Do not touch the operational end of the device
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Welcome to the Aperture Science Artificial Intelligence Laptop designed for Spooner.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
angel espabila que ya es hora copon
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
hellol
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
the aperture science computer aided enrichment center does not want to give you cake.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Nick is not available at the moment! Please leave a message after the beep.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
te odio
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
you have ten seconds to pray to the god of you choice .
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
general the olympic is in firing range, prepare to fire all cliff guns
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
open fire!
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Fettel loves Livvia
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
I know you've been curious about video games for a little while now. And how could you not be? People around you talk about them all the time.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Bonjour et bienvenu.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello and again i love you
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
hello CAKE
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Welcome to the enrichment center.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
helo i am
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
helo i am G
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Well you found me, congradulatios.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Whyyyyy
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello. I'm a Potato
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
hello i am ziron
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
The cake is not a lie. you know me, could i ever lie to you?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
I guess we can put our differences aside, For Science, you monster
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Testing. Is this anybody home?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Thermal decomposition is the breaking up of a chemical substance with heat into at least two chemical substances.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Welcome home sir
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Quelqu'un appelle mais c'est surment une erreur ou alors c'est sans importance . Dans tout les cas ce n'est pas la peine de decrocher.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Quelqu'un a envoye un message mais c'est surment sans importance, ce n'est pas la peine d'y repondre.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Bonjour et bienvenu. Comment allez vous aujourd'hui ?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Au revoir et a bientot j'espere.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Marc, you are being called by Nick. Would you like me to answer it?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello Melissa
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello! Hi!
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
suck my balls mikayla
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello Jamie
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello Vincent i'm Glados
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Buna ce faci?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Simon Ingildsen Ohlsson
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Buna Necu Necu.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello Daniel
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
hello, my name is james, i am very ugly
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
stefanella sei un frocio
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Are you graviton?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
'That is what she said. lol. The cake is a lie. Der Kuchen ist eine Luege. Schinken. Rofl R O F L. Do ya hear me. Das ist L M A O
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
That is what she said. lol. The cake is a lie. Der Kuchen ist eine Luege. Schinken. Rofl R O F L. Do ya hear me. Das ist L M A O
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello....is it me you're looking..for
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello fool!
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello, and welcome to the aperture science
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Welcome to defro12345s video. If you press the like button, there will be cake.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Who invited the internet?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello. You have an incoming message. Please read it.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Science has validated your birth mother's decision to abondon you on a doorstep.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Test Subject
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
If you purchase portal you will fail so many times you wont even blow me up
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
welcome to oh indeed its all for science!
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
oh ineed
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello, how are you Jarek?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello again James, why is that you persist? Is it because you hate me?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
i am coming to get you tommy
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
i am coming to get you watch out
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello James, I hope you're ready to do some testing, if not then too bad.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
I do hope you realise that your portal gun doesn't work any more. I hope you're happy.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
glados is back
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
deine mutter riecht nach katzenpisse
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Talking
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello, my name is Sanford.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Don't make me angry, Catherine
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Jason,,,You have a message
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
patryk bugaj doestn't want the cake
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Salut, tout le monde.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
I want make sex with a giant elephant and a man at the same time !
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
gvdsvdv
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Welcome to Christian's account. If you are not Christian Overton please get of me now.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Welcome Christian
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
die die die
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hi Jared, can you add penandlim as friend in steam thingie? I made an account
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hi Jared, can you add penandlim as friend in steam thingie?? I made an account
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Come on, let's go
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
So like what's, up guys?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
blahblahblahblah
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
mrs.peitrangelo is gay
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
GLaDOS goes to Riverside motherfuckr
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
GLaDOS goes to Riverside motherfucker
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Ha Ha, I think you need a new eye now
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
jew jew jew
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
what is happening? I will destoy you
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
hello how are you im bored
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
I think that this file might work in some small way just because we could produce large amounts of the needed words
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello daddy i love waffles HAHA
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
I love waffles HAHAHA
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
You have a message!You Monster
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Do th escaladah.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello and welcome to the Vebatro defence facility.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
hello and welcome to apachure laboratories. test object Tato please take off your pants and till forward
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Oh, its you. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Winter is coming
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
hahahaha you fail
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
My name is Dustin Manning
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
hi I am vary cool
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Oh! I see you found a guide. Now we're going to have fun.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Thank you for call. I am sorry to say Jen and Dan are unavailable. Please leave a message.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Do you really think you can handle this? I mean, seriously now.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
this test involves rabbid rubber ducks
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello there, my name is GLaDOS.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Harry Potter
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and....companionless.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hellow friend.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
This is the game.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
grossly overpriced haberdashery
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
keep in mind taht although your mother is a whore, she hates you, and wants you dead. die die die die die die die die die die die die
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hello, please leave a message for JT
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Jeremy why are you playing Final Fantasy and not portal
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Welcome to the Portal Fansite. We are all happy you came to test with us. Please wait in line with other test subjects so that we can begin testing.
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
Hey how are you?
Download05/05/2011Not recorded
injecting me sweetly, infecting you deeply, a digital kiss, will destroy you and free me
Download05/05/2011Not recorded

< Back to main page