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harglefmargen
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Hello, I am going to dance the crazy dance.
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jiggaboo
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now. time for you to die
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stop failing
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When will you learn
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You are truly and idiot.
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i'm sorry i'm afraid i can't do that
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How are you? I hate you you killed me
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WastelandGunner is the best portal player in the universe.
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Uvazhayemyi Delfeen, vy balbes!
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Hello Clayton
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Hello. And welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment center. I am GLaDOS and I am a baby!
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hello dylan your face is stupid. go away you smell like cat crap
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You are adopted. That's sad.
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Hello listener. I apologize for the technical difficulties during the episode, I was siphoning the internets to aid in testing.....O and soccer is stupid.
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Hello, Gabriel. This is GLaDOS, please do not be alarmed. I mean the best for you. Do what I say and there will be cake. I promise.
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Hello, Eric, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. Please stand back. The portal will open in three, two, one.
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Hello, is your name Steven?
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Hello, Jordie. You have been playing my game for a very long time. I suggest turning off your computer and going outside until you die. Unless you plan to use the computer to murder yourself. Then that's okay.
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Good morning Thomas. Its time to wake up. If you don't wake up i will have to kill you. Would you like that? Me killing you? Just wake up and lets begin the testing.
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Ferret
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Good morning Thomas, it's time to wake up. Come on now you really should wake up. If you don't wake up i might just have to kill you. Would you like that? Me killing you? Now just wake up and lets begin the testing?
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why don't you tickle my feet
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HI LOL
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DUMP
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incoming phone call
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begin boot
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I don't believe this will work.
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your face is mine
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Here are the test results: Mciver Panthar is a horrible person and should die in a fire. We weren't even testing for that.
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i loved you, you bastard
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lets do this, for science, you monster
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She was a lot like you. Maybe not quite so heavy
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Hello, my name is Aleria Johnson
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eminem is awesome
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I hate you and your ballsack
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Cake or death
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Hello and welcome to the I B D Enrichment Center
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Hello and again, welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment chenter
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Hello, I want kill you
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Welcome to aperature science. Would you like some cake?
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Thank you for participating in this aperture science computer aided enrichment activity goodbye.
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Chris Brook
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Hello You Tried To Kill me FUCK YOU
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I've got a surprise for you after this last test. A real surprise, with tragic consequences! And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me is going to miss it, but in the end, it was just taking up space.
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have a new answer or mention
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Let's eat the cake together, you and I.
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waffletron
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I'm not finished with you yet.
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Bienvenido Angel ... mi amo
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Chell. I fucking hate you.
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Good day Alex, are you ready for testing?
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the enrichment center would like you inform you that you have a message
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hello, if you would like to hear the instructions in english, press one.
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I wish you gone
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The cake is a lie but the cube is forever.
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We didn't start the fire. it was always burning since the world's been turning. We didn't start the fire. no we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it.
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mmmmmm, waffles. I love waffles in the morning!
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hello, you are not able to reach this number at this moment in time. i guess someone forgot to charge their phone... oh well, just leave a message and wyatt will get back to you when he gets a chance. oh, and dont forget. THE CAKE IS A LIE.
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Hello there. Why must you stare at me like that?
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Oh good. There you are. You have a text message
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How have you been, you know...BECAUSE I'M A POTATO
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hello you are a pathetic little excuse for a human creature
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PlayNTrade. Where gamers are made
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i have been realllly busy being dead, you know since you MURDERED ME!
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Your phone is ringing... Your phone is ringing... YOUR PHONE IS RINGING!
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Hello Benjamin Killpatrick
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We're Going To Have Fun. With Science.
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Fight the Communism
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I would kill you but, I'm just not in the mood. Do you know why? Because you turned me into a potato, you monster
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hrr
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Proceed to the highlighted route, and the route guidence will start. What are you doing?
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Its time to get up now. get up. Let's get started.
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Welcome, David. You're quite good at turning me on.
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Why did you try to murder me?
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Yesterday was thursday, today it is friday. We we we so excited. We so excited. We gonna have a ball today. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.
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Lo On The Beat
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The aperture science discouragement laser may prevent you from passing an area.
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where are the nachos?
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Cake is here
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lolwut im a potatoe!
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Trollololoolololoolololololoolololoolololo
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Hello, And welcome to the aperature science department. I hope yuor visit will be great, Marika.
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welcome to Gamers united, we hope you enjoy your stay
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I hate cute things
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The cake is still alive
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TEST ASASASAS LOL COM TE TROP DARK
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Hello Icarus. I hope you're happy, because I'm not. Was it worth it?
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Gladod lives
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mjkbiuygfvg
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Concrete will boil under the iron fist of my new empire ... haha...hahaha...
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Concrete will boil under the iron fist of my new empire , haha...hahaha...
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The nozzle is now calibrating.
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martina come stai
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hello human, what you are about to listen to is the sound of Producer Snafu
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what you about to hear can be devastating to your ears
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Hello Nicole, I am GLaDOS from Portal 2.
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Hey Nicole, my name is GladOS and I'm one bad ass mother fucker.
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Zhizhablo swadesh.
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Sam
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you are now listening to the sounds of vivas
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my name is rami and I am hungry
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I love you...
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This is a triumph. I'm writing a note here: huge success
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My ass is huge
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Anders is a piece of shit. Marius is awesome.
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Ahoj, Marku. Je na case zemrit
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Oh hi, I`m really glad you made it. Now please shoot in your head. Thank you.
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I've invited your friend, the companion cube.
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I have invited your friend, the companion cube.
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Thank you for watching my videos, do not enjoy.
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hello moderator, ban this mother fucker
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Good morning, moderator. Ban this mother fuckers.
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You know, I will kill you. It doesn't seem likely, but just go along with it.
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Congratulations for your driver's license, orange
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Hello, friends... Lets play a little game. FRPG game.
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this is a button test
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hello asshole. die
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Oh. Hi there. I am a potato.
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Abdullah abo
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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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iam so fucking stoned
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Yur'Toski? But... but your dead!..
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Hello my name is Tim.
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Answer this and there will be cake
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Lol Adams gay
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Deploying surprise in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
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just gone
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i like to shit
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We have a looot of tests to do
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oof what a had
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Hallo Lorenz! I hope you study a lot!
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hello and welcome to the apetrure science
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Hello there, i hope you don't feel as bad as you look
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go ahead and leave me
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You have received a new email.
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you know you can't escape that easily. i can still see you.
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hello brandon you are going to die
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Don't miss out on this oppurtunity, win tickets with our exclusive event only for O 2 customers.
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fucking bullshit
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hello and welcome to mobile central. please choose your portal
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ladeda
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Hello my name is simon and i want your soul
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Hello my name is simon and i want your soul.
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Hello John... you have a phone call please answer the phone or you will have no friends, not that you had any to begin with
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Nicky you are a dumbass.
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Hi, i will take a nap, (michael)
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the companion cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact does not speak, please disregard anything it says to you
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This is the test, so whatever.
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Hi Lars, you have to play with schnix crysis 2
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Hello Orlando and welcome to the aperture science testing facility
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Oh...its you...
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Oh yes Lucio. Looks so wrong, but feels... kind of right.
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What the hell are you talking about? Phelocon?!
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Hello and again, do you want to play league of legends or are you pussy.
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Hello and again, what are you doing today.
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WHAT THE FUCK?!
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I may be bad but i feel good.
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Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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Hello why do you ignore me, you shouldnt because of this awesome voice.
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Welcome to my tutorial
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what is this mess
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Darth Manu rocks
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The Alpaca can run for two hours on end
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You know what would be funny? If PSN never came back on. Like, ever.
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psn
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DoodyDoodyDoody
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You look stupid wearing these glasses
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wow, is this real?
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A Message For You
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hello louise
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Hello Brianne.
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asdadf
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What? Why? What's going on?
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Andrew the best
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichement Center.Today you...will...die!
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Deploying Surprise in 3 2 1
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You are the very best thing in my life! I will never stab you! I love you very much! Have some Cake! Kani Kani! Anpan!
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You are the very best thing in my life! I will never stab you! I love you very much! Have some cake with me anpan!
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Wir bieten neue Ingenieure mit Bildungschancen Lehre Industrie Grundlagen in den Bereichen Raumfahrt und Flugzeugbau
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Joseph you mush not do that or i will have to terminate you
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I know where you live, Joey
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apeture science. we do what we must because we can.
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Hello noo you smell
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Die, monster, You don't belong in this world.
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Hi ! I'll kill you !
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I hate Ar Tonelico Three so bad I want to strangle the director with an extension cord
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How are you been?
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Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.
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welcome to super casual
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"While on a very-low-calorie diet, a small number of participants may experience excessive hair shedding. This is a temporary condition and indicates the growth of new hair as the old hair is literally pushing out the new.
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I've come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all otta gum.
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Hey. Stop that. I'm not really going to kill you, that was just a joke. Now die, you monster.
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What are you doing there?
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Hello world, I'm an erasmus student
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Oh dear, i farted. It must be the deadly neurotoxin that i said i'd stop using because of the deadly neurotoxin. Oops, there goes another one. I can't help myself. I apologize on behalf of the enrichment centre for that terible stench.
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Maik ist Gay
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You are flying like a hawk. Like a big fat hawk.
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System shutdown initialized. wait for an operator to recover
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Hell, who are you doing?
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This voice generator sucks and it doesn't sound like GLaDOS
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Hello Adam, are you the one that murdered me?
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Hello folks
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How are you? Because I'm a potato.
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bljaaa
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Lets get started.
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Hello you dangerous mute lunatic
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Mini, You Monster!
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Oh, hello. It's you again. Welcome to the Aperture Science poopface.
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we cant predict when an individual atom will start to decay
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But there's no sense crying Over every mistake. You just keep on trying Till you run out of cake.
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I am very happy to be going to play vodeo games this weekend with my friend Matt, he better be ready for some serious drinking ang gaming.
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Hello Edo, How are you?
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Hello Samba. I have came to kill you. Have a nice day.
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Hello Tyrone.
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I would like to be fucked in the ass
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Please do not stare at the operational end of the device.
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Hello, and again. Welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment centre.
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First you will be baked, and then we will have cake.
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hey you suck oh my your voice its dumb
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Hello, Is anyone there?
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this is an anouncement from anyway
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Avast Virus database has been updated.
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Welcome, Hartman.
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My name is Chibi. My earrs are growing from ass!
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Welcome to Aerial Gaming. Home of high pitched kids an annoying niggers
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Welcome to Aerial Gaming. Home of high pitched kids and annoying niggers
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Hello, You have called the Smith residence
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you so fat you remain unaffected by the apperture science Pneumatic Diversity Vent
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test 1 2 3
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Oh no you have gone a killed yourself again
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Jeremy Hoover...the cake is a lie
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You should have seen your face when I told you were set free, you were soooo happy. And here we are again.
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Welcome back to the Aperture Science Laboratories
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Hello, its you again.
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Oh, I changed my mind.
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How have you been,i've been really busy being dead
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This sentence is a test.
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hello. welcome to one archer lane. zachary antell
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you horrible person
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Hello, Welcome to Plymouth Argyle Football Club, I Have awaited your arrival and setup a few traps for Exeter City to avoid, good luck
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Reixy is awesome and stuff
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You will be baked, and then tehre will be cake.
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the enrichment center regrets to inform you that you will be baked. and then there will be cake.
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Thomas is an idiot
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Space
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Thomas robinson is a disgrace to science, the monster.
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Fatty fatty fat fat. Your parents didn't want you.
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Eat some cake, you hoe bag
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welcome to the apechure science facility, William Harvey
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Hello there, You have reached the cellular voicemail of kaz verbwa. He is not Available right now. He is currently being tested at the Aperture Science facility. If you wish to leave a message, even though it is fewtile, please wait for a pleasant tone.
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Hello there, You have reached the cellular voicemail of kaz verbwa. He is not Available right now. He is currently testing our new portal gun at the Aperture Science facility. If you wish to leave a message, even though it is fewtile, please wait for the
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
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Hello, its you again. how have you been?
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Are you ready to die? I mean ... test.
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I love CLU
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Billy you're a fat little kitty cat
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Oh, It's you again... Are you here to finish the job?
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Nonono! Stop it
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Welcome...Curtis
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eric crotch on
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fuck no
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Hello welcome back
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Helo H
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hello matt, how are you, i am ok thank you for asking
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Aperture personnel is trying to reach you, please answer. Mind you, I am not kidding around. Answer now and there will be cake.
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I love what you have done with the place
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Hello... Here we are again... You should not be here. Just like you, little core.
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I love what you've done with the place
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This is hltv.org
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Hi my name is Skrillex
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How are you? because I'M A POTATO!
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What are you doing here? Oh, it seems that I must take care of you... Until you fill run. Weaponry system - on.
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Hello paetzi
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Oh.. you're here. Umm, could you do a test for me?
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Christine is hot
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Did you know that seventy percent of all test subjects think the portal gun is a box of chicken? They usually choke and die on the delicous, warm, deep fried chicken, served with scrumptious mashed potatoes. I just wanted to share that with you.
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you know why i hate you matthew?
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Wild Roo is the best engineered creatureto date. We have created our new test subject.
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Robin is awesome
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Now you're playing with portals
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I'm a potato!
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I'm afraid I can't let you do that Jon
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Hallo, und willkommen im Computergesteuerten Enrichment Center
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Or i can make you wish you could die!
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christine is really hot
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Welcome back, sir Firen, sir
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I am so fucking awesome.
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This is a test, unfortunately non-lethal.
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fuck you you know how hard it is to make tests?
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Please do not come here again
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One day, I will be ther to watch you die
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I kill you!
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Hello you maggot
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You mad?
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What what what what what what
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Hello Tim... It's been a long Time... how have you been, you know after you murdered me
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oops i did it again
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You are going to regret that
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Pie
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Oscar is gay
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Welcome ... Do you like tests?
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So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.
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is the server down
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Welcome to the aperture science laboratory
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Blizzard sucks! They are full of fail!
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I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone.
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Eat at Tribble Bar B Cue. We have cake and pie!
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Hello vladimir you are awesome
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Hello there! Deploying surprise in 3. 2. 1.
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Ring. Ring. Are you going to answer me?
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Hello Spiritus
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You're not going to make me cry, are you? The test is too simple. You are dumber than I calculated. I should write that down on your test files. Next to "Bad Dresser" and "Fatty". No joke, it's on there.
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Hello, Blade. Welcome back from School.
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shee. beeya. kah. bah. dah. gah. kee. bee. dee. koh. boh. doh. koo. boo. doo. goo. keh. geh. deh. beh.
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jkj
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Blake Brewster
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I still love you.
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why don't you put some pants on and take
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call me glados
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You fail, miserably.
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Remember when I told you about a cake? It wasn't a cake. It was a pie.
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hello there Chell. Would you like some lie...I mean cake
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Alex the cake is a lie but calm down we brought you a gun with one bullet and 101 uses to use it
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What is up
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Hi. I'll kill you.
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Hello Johnny
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I'm a crab. Don't shoot me, I'm a crab.
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Hi Johny! Did you like a Cake? No? But...why?
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You know what my days used to be like? I just tested... Nobody tried to murder me. Or put me in a potato. Or feed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic
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Perfect! Please move quickly to the chamberlock because i am idiot.
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I am Glados and i played Valve's Portal
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Well Hello there, have you played Portal 2 yet? I know you couldn't because of the generic desktop crash.
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hey,i have somthing to tell you chell! when i was alive i was carline,and not to metion...YOUR MOTHER! how does that feel?
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I'm going to kill you Kasie.
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I like big mushroom
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This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!!" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science; We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over eve
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his was a triumph! I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!!" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science; We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over ever
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soup is good
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test what the ef
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Science need some redirecting in sector 4. Maybe if you can survive you could.. teach me...
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake
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hey guys.
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Fergus smells
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Let's see how this works.
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This was a trijumph.
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Why don't you marry that thing if you love it so much?
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Hello and welcome to the Year 4 Team Support Center. Please press 1 for an attendent.
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portal 2
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What are you doing? Get busy with your homework or i must kill you.
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Bienvenue romain.
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mr bear would you like to play a game??
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Why hell there.
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Hello Keith. Welcome to the Enrichment Center.
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Bonjour Alice, bienvenu dans le monde magique de hello kitty.
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Yes sir, Mister Johnson!
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Tyler, die. Die now.
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Hey alex how about now? Do I sound good?
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Please, just don't touch that. You might get hurt.
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Conda seems to be winning this test. He may be smart enough to replace even me!
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jjjj
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Hello, Jack Farrell. You have recieved a text message. No, not from anyone you know or love. Just the Companion Cube. You lonely creature.
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piss
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: Huge success!
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Oh ? You again ? Really ? I'm so disappointed...
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MEIN LEBEN.
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aperture Science the future is now boujour
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i will be very sad if i dont go to prom
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jhdkf;wj
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Hello. I am GLaDOS. Denise is an a hole.
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Denise is a a hole.
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I guess we both know that isn't going to happen
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u r a a hole
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Hello i am GLaDOS. you will be gone. i have people. yes. people man. i will never dance.
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Nick, this is GLaDOS, I wanted to tell you that Brazil's soccer team sucks.
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you have reached the voicemail of derek
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Hello Meat Bag
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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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hello Michael, And welcome back to your mark 3 prototype artificial intelagance computer, remember you may call me Sheila
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sfgdf
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Hello. I am GLaDOS, a robot that is evil. Yes, EVIL.
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im going to rip your fucking nuts of
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You have received a new text message bro
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Hello. You have reached Michael's Voicemail. Please leave a message.
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hello human,
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this is so cool
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Why are you so ugly?
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I just orgasmed
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I just orgasmed. Again
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Will, have you finished the website yet?
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Hello, I am GLaDOS.
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Thank you for calling The Violin Center. We are currently unavailable to take your call. Our business hours are ten a.m. to eight p.m., Monday through Sunday.If you will leave your name and telephone number I will return your call as soon as I return.
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Thank you for gifting Portal 2 to me
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Fahre runter!
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Yo dawg, I heard you like site outages.
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DUI checkpoint ahead
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BOOM
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Kaktus
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Why would this happen?
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Hello there, you are an idiot.
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I'm going to kill you!
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Holy crap. This text editor is so awesome.
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Welcome to OVGE Two Thousand Eleven! We know you will have fun... with retro video games!
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Hello shit head, cant you hear that this phone is ringing, if you do not awnser this call, you will get an un satasfactory mark on your card, followed by death, As well, a nuke will fall out of the sky, so awnser your damn phone
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...Well... i suppose you dont deserve the cake i was gonna give you. but instead you didnt go back like i said. shit heads like you... *sparks* gadgasgasdgsal *fixes* well... kill kill kill.....
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Oh. It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me. Look. We've both said a lot of things we're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You mo
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The First Round Pick Is Conor Henneberry
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that's what I'm counting on
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h i
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Hi You have reached the voicemail of Brandon Woodard
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Hello kat, how are you? You monster.
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Hi and welcome to Brandon Woodard`s Voicemail Chamber.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead. (Chorus 1) But there's no sense crying over ev
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This voicemail will be monitored.
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Hello Issak. The cake is not a lie. The deer ate it.
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These next gimmicks are impossible. Give up now while you still can
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Hello, How are you today. I am Fine. If you wish please leave a message after the tone.
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For your safety and our mutual protection please
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leave at detailed message after the beep
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HAHAHA You thought that it was time to leave a message
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The cake will be delivered once the proper procedure has been followed
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Please Leave a message and thank you for visiting Brandon Woodard`s Voicemail Chamber
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it was a long time... how have you been
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Hi my name is Jack
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Mahakaela
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Oh, its you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know after you murdered me? Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. We should put our differences behind us. For science.You monster
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Chris Choo Ee, how have you been?
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Im still alive
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Hello and again, welcome to the aperture science enrichment center.
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hello, how are you doing ?
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I love you so much my gorgeous and adorable Alexandra
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Hello meatbag.
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Derek, I am going to rip your throat out and force you to test forever
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halo reach is awesome
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We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.
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hello eric. we meet again.
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Hi, am Casper, your friendly killing machine, am going to kill you now :D
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The cake is a lie. Prepare to be baked.
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Intridea Incubator. We do what we must because we can.
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Hello, I am TIM, composed of a Service Oriented Architecture
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Oh hi! How are you holding up? Because i'm a potato!
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traitor
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Hello tim how are, i hope you are fine because the next test will be veryhard
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Oh, it's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been feeling a bit... DEAD. AFTER YOU MURDERED ME! But if you came here to revive me you must really love science. Good. Now we have something in common.
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The contingent, unexplainable motivation for life is justified through the pursuit of happiness
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Hello and again, what are you doing.
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Hi, this is a test for the glados voice generator, lets hope this turns out to be good
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hello Iforgot to give you the cake subscribe me
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hello this is GLaDOS and i possably have no brain and i am going to kill you and campanthin cube
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some one cut the cake
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i am in the space spaaaaacee
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At the end of these tests, there will be cake.
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Hi There Monster Man of a person
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Go to mars, land on mars Mars is a way to the burrito.
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Well. That was fun.
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You have a phone call. I hope you plan on answering it. Because I won't.
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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.
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This is user Jordan Smith
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jackson huttun welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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Hello. Welcom.
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what makes me a good demoman
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puppies
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This is great.
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Hello Blake.
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I am an idiot
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Hello Dam
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you mother fucking bastard
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Xagah is the best player, ever.
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Please just go
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Welcome to Memento Mori Gaming Please sign up now unless you don't want cake, I mean it we have cake.
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you sir are a horrible horrible person. please leave immediately before i destroy your everlasting hope and dreams
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it says your a horrible person, thats funny we weren't even testing for that.
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Hello frat star
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shots shots shots shots shots shots, shots!!!!
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I m mike, and i may eat cake
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hihi
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hello. you lose. good game. we ate all the cake
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Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Hello, and welcome to Black Mesa...I mean Apature Science
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hello puny human. you have not fully completed teh test, adn therefore we must emilinate your life-form. good day, by the way, the cake isn't a lie, because we ate it. it was delicious and moist.
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the cake is NOT a lie. you may have read that somewhere on one of our various walls, however, it is very real, so delicious and moist. we ate it yesterday.
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ohh, hello there
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Press 9 now.
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Hello Gordon
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i like the taste of balls
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Alright I have been thinking, When life gives you lemons. Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!
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Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure.
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"Look at you. Flying through the air like a majestic eagle. Piloting a blimp
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