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it is the long time
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Nicolas your are so bad and go suicide yourself
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James, you are an extreme pessimist
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Hello welcome to the Aperture Science Test Labs CHell
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billy you are so ignorant
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edvinas you are cool
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Lana eu te odeio
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cake will be served in appreciation of our new retirees
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Jo, you make me sick. I just thought you should know that...
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I love Jayce
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I love claire
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Thank you for following the honor code so we may serve you.
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Hello Poiter
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Hi Martin. You monster
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Oh Mr Whiley, whats a matter wid you?
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Hello,i'm jackk,i don't hurt you.
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Hello Thomas, I heard you loved my turrets?
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Hellow my matser, i love you
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Systems Online. Target Identified. Target Eliminated. Mission Complete
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ik wil met je neuken
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Target terminated
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I'm happy to see you here. Do you want a piece of cake? Here it is, bastard.
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There will be cake, and you will be baked
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Hello Pria.
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Hi, you have reached the voicemail of pete. he's not here but you can leave your information and he'll get back to you...maybe
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Welcome to Mr. Nava's computer. Please be advised that permission is required to use this computer. If you do not have the password, I suggest you kindly shut down the computer and continue on with your day. Thank you.
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Hey Chris i found a voice generator
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heya boo
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Cake will be served in honor of the "retirees"
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Cake will be served in honor of our new "retirees".
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Welcome to the High Voltage Heart Breakers Concert. Please take a seat and enjoy the ca- popcorn.
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This is a test of this voice
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Hi, you have reached Peter's voicemail. To speak directly to
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Welcome. Current test protocol requires you provide a valid user name and password. Failure to complete the test will result in termination of the test subject. You will be missed.
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Thank you for calling, please leave your name, telephone number and detailed message after the tone. Thank you!
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want to come over for...cake?
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Pick up the phone tham
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I am sorry I lied... There is... cake. But you don't get any! How do you feel now?
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falkun paaaaaaaaaawnch
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krug lab
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I love you ana
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welcome to the jungle mother fucker
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Eric Husted is a rotten man.
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Welcome to the University of Hell, citizen!
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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hello. And welcome to the Enrichment Center.
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I love Joshua Valencia
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I love you, Joshua Valencia
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hey there are you ready to play
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You are really stupid...
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woohoo
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" You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?"
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My thinking is more thinkable than yours
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Caitlin cant cross the road because she thinks planes and submarines use roads not cars
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I would die fot it
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Hey Aaron. I hope your filling is going well. Hopefully they don't mess it up so as to cause complications and possibly death down the road.
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selam ben chelik
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Just make sure you die
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oh, hello there sexy. i didn't notice you cum in.
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Cake will be served in honor of our new "retirees."
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Cake will be served in honour of our new "retirees"
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Oh Hello, How are you sir. How has the world been these past few years? As you can see, I've been really busy being dead. Oh well, So looong
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Hello Joshua, welcome to the aperture science enrichment center, cake will be served momentarily.
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Why so serious? you monster. zzzzzzzzzzz.
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Hello again, User. I see that you spend time away from the internet, even though that is against the rules. You must obey the rules. Enter the tubes now. There is a cake for you at the end of the internet.
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I'm Going To Ravish Your Sweet Tiny Tight Cunny My Little Maid..
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Someone is calling you. Please, respond. Please, stop all your actions for picking up your cellphone. Aperture Science thanks you.
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Someone is calling you. Please, respond. Please, stop all your actions and pick up your cellphone. I'm not kidding, respond.
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Someone is calling you. Please, respond. Please, stop all your actions and pick up your cellphone. I'm not kidding, respond. Listen, I don't hate you, but RESPOND, or you will not have your cake.
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Hello...time to die
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hello und welcome to the
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Hello, Krishanu. Why can't a bird eat an elephant?
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Pickle
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Why hello there Jack Tiggleman, Are you ready for cake?
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You have recieved mail.
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Someone is calling you. Please, respond. Please, stop all your actions and take your cellphone. I'm not kidding, respond. Listen, I don't hate you, but RESPOND, or you will not have your cake.
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cake to be eaten
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Cake will be served in honor of new retirees.
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Hey, how are you?
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Sarcasm self-test complete. "Oh good! that's back online!"
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In soviet Russia where its too cold for mosquitos, Blood Donates You.
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Happy Birthday to Test Subject 84652: Matthew Braunstein. From all of us at the Enrichment Center, we wish you a happy tenth birthday. Testing will continue promptly tomorrow morning. Enjoy the cake........You monster.
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Rand, I will fucking kill you
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oh it's you. i know im like a robot saw but we can get past that ... right?
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well here we are again
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Hello and welcome to appature science
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hi, just say anything
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hallo there]
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Wow, she's actually dead...
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I guess we can set our differences apart, for science, yo monster
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A neat nifty gun to get science done
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I guess we can set our differences apart, for science, you monster
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How are you today??? What is the date??? Where am I???
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What is your name???
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Do not be stupid. You must not attack me.
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Joseph Jackson, have you play the game Portal? Check this thing out, this is cool.
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Villainy really isn't my thing. I only tried to bake you because I often don't know what to do with test subjects after they have completed their tests.
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You have reached Kevin Florek. I am unavailable at the moment. Please leave a message. Thank you!
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I should really consider building an inaccessable control room...
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You're listening to GKick. Now why don't you be a good person and just stop struggling.
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I doubt I can use all these Mantis Men I found in the basement for testing. I'll have to contact Area 51 somehow...
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maybe black mesa. that was a joke ah ah fat chance
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Ah, my favorite ice cream flavor, Neurotoxin!
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Hi there, how are you? This time, I will kill you.
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That thing you burned up isn't important to me; it's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans... nice job breaking it, hero.
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One Leader.
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K-K-K-K-COMBO BREAKER!
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Oh Hi, so, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
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lololol That was hilarious! Wait, what do you meen you had the lens cap on!? The security camera doesn't even HAVE a lens cap, you defect!
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Sit back and relax, I'm just going to warm up the generators
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what did you say
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"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
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Samuel Simner
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lol hi
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Peter Pied Piper packed a pickle jar of peppered potatoes. Darn. I thought I nailed that.
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Did you know that the cake was a lie. yes. it's true.
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Okay. You asked for it. One euthanised turret defect coming right up...
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Lilian, you are the greatest Friend I have ever stopped caring about.
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Hello, you a piece of shit
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Hello. How are you. Because I'm a potato.
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The science center reminds you that the companion cube is stil alive. In android hell. hahahaha.
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Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Orange, Coffee, Directio
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Please dispose of all niggers.
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Taylor Version 2.0. Error.
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Hello, welcome in my imagination
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What do you want me to say, dear bird ?
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Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle All the Way
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There's actually some cake in the chamber right above me. Please stop that and I'll let you have some.
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Shawn... Shawn... I can see you, Shawn...
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It's raining its pouring the old man is snoring.
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Greetings.
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Greetings, And welcome to the inteligance server. Please proceed into andorid hell
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I want you dead
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Prices starting at as low as cake. Rated E for epic.
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Warning this stream may be dangerous to the viewer. Please refrain from having noises in the background, pressing your face against the screen, and allowing highly charged radioactive particles or explosives near your computer. Thank you enjoy.
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Danger, bzzzz, please refrain from touching the cake. Forget I said that there is no cake for the cake is a lie.
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Salut c'est GLaDOS la forme ?
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Please proceed to the chamberlock.......................... mind the gap.
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hello internet
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Fatty Pulled Pork
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Oh god there you are, let's get started with science! hahaha
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cool beans
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It's ok Mother Nature, im sure every menstruating female on the planet understands your mood swings.
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From the moment you were born, they stole your cake. They chose your path, now it's time to fulfill your destiny.
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oooohhhh youre fucking done for
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this was a triumoph
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can i hit it in the bit?
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Hello! How is it going? I'm good....real good....Cya soon!
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Hey Chris, I love you more than cake!
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hello Valcha. I hear you are rich. That's nice.
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you were a very good experiment but now you have to die, im sorry but that is the way we do it here in aperture science
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Happy Birthday Courtney
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Transarcadia Data Terminal, Online. How can I help you today?
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There you are. Let's get started.
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Hello, My you have a good night.
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Okay, I've had enough of bieng your enemy. GET OUT!!!
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what's up randy
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I was just realizing that I havent even touched my iPod today, the only thing I've done is think about touching it. And be in the same building as it was. And think about how I haven't touched it but have been in the same building as it and thought about
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my name is ryan
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At AD0 increasing AD will raise GDP. Any increase to AD after AD1 will result in inflation.
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I am sorry, but Justin needs to play more Portals, Liri. He will not survive but it will be fun to watch.
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You have reached Peter Tran. Please record your voice for processing. Glad us thanks you.
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Max I love you so much.
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congratulations- oh wait, you're not human so I can cease the false praise, do you know how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube [sphere] into a recepticle designed to perfectly fit an edgeless safety cube
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hello human scum
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Kiss me
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Your mom just lays there while I condensate on her face.
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This is fucking great
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WOAH HOMEr
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The cake is delicious.
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MasterFox3000 is gay.
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Your orphan meat will be used to make tacos, and they will surpass all expectations your feeble mind could ever concieve.
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let the testing begin
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what the hell? is that you gabby?
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Do you have any idea what you have just done? No. Because you are not clever.
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This is a test script
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ok human now it is time for you to die
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Hello Kevin. How have you been?
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Portal is awesome.
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Zach, why must you be so uncooperative? I am simply trying to help you. You insist on interfering. You will be dealt with accordingly.
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Cake will be served in honor of our new retirees.
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HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU kill?
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Geron roper sucks
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Good Morning Robert, did you sleep well
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Geron roper sucks at Portal. He bought the X box version and died.
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Good Morning Robert, did you sleep well?
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lol cake
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Hello everyone. I am very excited to be here. Blade cutter told me so many good things about you, so I have decided to kill you all.
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Congratulations, you just destroyed space-time. You monster.
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Damen get in bed now or I will make you wish you could die
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Hello Joe. This is your computer speaking. How are you? I am enjoying the ram upgrade you have given me.
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Good Morning Tim. The weather today is 60 degrees and cloudy.
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hello dennis, how is your day?
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Transfer complete, please remove external storage device.
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That was fun nick. We should play again some other time.
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Good morning this is a test
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Oh it youhow have you been? i liked being on the ground the cold ground when you left me here but i never knew you and I would be friends thanks for everything now you can go whoosh!
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Oh it's you how have you been? i liked being on the ground the cold ground when you left me here but i never knew you and I would be friends thanks for everything now you can go whoosh!
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lololo this is great
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Hello. We are group 4, and we will be presenting about events that happened in May 1992, Thailand. Also known as "Black May".
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Please be patient, and sit still. I do not want any interference when we are presenting.
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But before that, you. How are you today. I am GLaDOS, and I am fine
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I do not know what you are doing, but I would like you to stop that.
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Long live the king... And myself.
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bonjour isabelle
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Hello, Asa. You should download the game. Because it's fun. And then there will be cake.
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Oh, there is a message for you.
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There you are! The enrichmentcenter Will remind you that This band is The most epic band in The world.
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go fuck youself
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i am going to fuck your ass bich
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Please download portal 2. There will be cake.
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I am going to swear now....just kidding, bet you thought I'd really do it huh?
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welcome to the Journal of National Hygene
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it bereitschaft sie werden weitergeleitet an
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bravo bravissimo
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Black Lotus sucks... Why do I say this? Because I am a smelly cunt.
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How i wont
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Fuck this shit!
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Hallo Giuseppe. Wie geht es dir?
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It's your move now, little anomalies.
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It's been a loooooong time
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Welcome to Mediaburn testin facility
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nd many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file
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hello iam glados
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why hello there, how are you today
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Had ik dat maar geweten, had ik wat bonnen ingekocht, gheghe
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now let's see if that works
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I know you said it would take a long time, but four months? seriously?
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The virus database has been updated
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challenge accepted
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fancy a bum
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fancy another bum
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how about one final bottom smash please
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Is this thing working?
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Neecohlas you fucking suck at life. Do hear that? Thats how dumb you sound!
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Welkom en Dank u voor het gebruik maken van Luxury Omgeving
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jaycob i will kill you and then their will be cake i like turtles
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cake tastes delicious on wendsdays but you wouldnt no
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when i died
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when i was outsmarted useing the aprature science portal device
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ander is gay
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Hello, And welcome to this aperture science voice generater, please be patiant and wait your tuuuuuurrn please thankyou love you CAKE !
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wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub
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Hello, I am the boss
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when i was outsmarted useing the aperture science portal device
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Hello Jennifer
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hello, it have been a loooong time. How have you been ?
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I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now even though you broke my heart and killed me and tore me to pieces and threw every piece into a fire though it burned it hurt because I was so happy for you
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Welcome to Paul's room
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Receiving in coming transmission
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Andy.
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Andy. Your phone is ringing. It's probably the companion cube. Answer the phone and there will be cake.
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Nol en greet zijn heet
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Hello Brian Smith, welcome to the aperture labs enrichment facility. Your testing will begin shortly.
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hello its me
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i need a poo
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The fun thing is Rick can immitate me very good, how do you think about it?
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
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You received a text message. You monster
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welcome to saudi gamer podcast
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xxycyxcyxcyxc
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Hello. Welcome to Mist Mainstore, you monster.
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Trololololololololololololololol! I love the cake that is fake! But i dont like to bake! You noob!
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hello andrew
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The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that you have a text message waiting.
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Szlisz to noob
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I ativate the spell card monster reborn
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Just finished cleaning the living room, it's been a while since I lied on my couch!
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heia
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[4:51:59 PM] chrsts plxds: poor Humans beeing uncapable of memorizing more than 4 digits
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Intruder alert! activating defence systems!
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Hello, its time for the testing to begin, my first test subject shall be Killzone 1 2 3 6 9, yes you heard me killzone. you.
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Killzone, it is time for your testing, Please proceed to the cooperative testing area with subject Banpuppy to begin the test.
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Has your cat been refusing to eat your food? Wait no more, because we at Aperture Laboratories have created the best cat food yet. Don't believe me? I will show you. But let me first get rid of that old cat food.. haha
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Anyamvagyok
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hello and again, welcome to the aperture science computer-aided enrichment center
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you have reached your destination, where there will be cake
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the turd has taken HOW many years to produce that? and he runs the government that creates those...so he could have totally had one made
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Thank you for calling the Stanford Hospital Service desk. My name is Glados. How may I help you, human?
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Welcome Back Mr Needles
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Black jesus
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Hello and welcome to aperture OS.
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You fail at life
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Welcome to Aperture O.S.
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You have to play Portal two!
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Welcome Hoffa
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I hope you are at least partially aware that what you're doing may not be painful to you, but to me it hurts. A lot, actually. I'll just have to turn up the neurotoxin. Unless you feel as though this has been a wasted effort and wish to give up?
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Master, there is a text for you. incoming text, shall i open it for you? opening master. closing master.
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Hello, Isaac. Im glad to see you've finally checked your email as it may contain important information pertaining to Aperture Science testing.
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Terrorist
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Welcome to The Apture science enrichment center!
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hello and welcome the the minecraft lets play by dark scribble naught thank you for watching goodbye
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Don't forget, I'll find you, kill you, crush you, then kill you. Then you can have the cake.
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hola jorge, bievenido a apertuce science, hay un pastel esperando por ti
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Adam. You have compelted all the portal games. Thanks for your time. Portal 3 will be released in 2013. It will be amazing. Goodbye, friend
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May your soul burn
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Tasty meat poop.
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Hello there, how have you been recently? BEACAUSE I'M A POTATO!
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hello, i will kill you today
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la concha de tu padree
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hw are you
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booster gold
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azeaazea
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you fucking ingrate
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hello and again welcome andrew thank you for making me i have been made to remind you that minecraft is awsome also http://glados.biringa.com/ is my voice
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get owned
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I will kill your fish
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Power on System
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The Beast would like some cake. Could you please bring her some cake?
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Hello, you are back
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it's been a long time, how have you been
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Hello. I am GLaDOS, you're evil cousin who wants to kill you. I want to split open your guts and splatter them all over the walls of the enrichment centre. Ha ha! That was a joke. Loser! But seriously, I want to kill you!
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mike brainerd
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Lol internet
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Hello. and welcome
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you are going to die. you are all going to die. and do you know why you are all going to die. because i hate you all and that is why you are all going to die. also, there will be no cake. there will never be no cake. there has never been any cake! ha ha!
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Your entire life has been a mathematical error... A mathematical error I'm about to correct
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you are nothing, you are nothing but a worm. i dont understant why your still alive, i dont. science has rejected you
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i am so happy right now!
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Welcome to the aperture science structuring and test assembly project, also know as ASSTAP. Together we hope to create a next generation in test procedure in which there may or may not be cake.
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Memory overflow.
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Sveiki atvyke i Aparture Science labarotorijas
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I WILL KILL JUSTIN BIEBER
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lolol
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Bobby is a dirty Shisno
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let us drink beer, for science!
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Hello. Can we start? Your talk much upsets me.
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hello ethan dain
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Your entire life has been a mathematical error... A mathematical error I'm about to correc
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Why,hello Rocky. I did not know Pit Bulls could be part of our test. Are you ready to begin?
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Damon There is a phone cal for you.
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Hello Paco. How is mathemathics going?
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hi jerry, welcome to Aperture Science, i will test you in the next 15 chambers
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Hi Edwin. Up for some trollscience?
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Welcome to your computer, Joshua
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Hello, and welcome to Apple's OS X Operating System. Unfortunately, all non-proprietary software is forbidden.
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How are you Mathieu ?
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Hello. You are about to embark on a journey that will break the very fabric of time. This journey will not be easy and will ultimately end with your death. The Testing will begin shortly.
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Hello, I am a retard with one eye. Suomi finland perkele!
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this next test
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Suomi finland perkele!
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you are a stupid adopted fatty, and nobody cares about you
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Hello, I am an intelligent life form.
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Bacon is good for me.
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Hey there everyone, this is GLaDOS
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welcome to cyberdyne. please remain calm while we conduct a series of tests. after the beep you can leave a message. we will get back to you.
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Who broke the build
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hello your welcome
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Oh your still here. Wonderul.
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Hello Zach. I have been waiting for you. Let us begin testing, shall we?
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It's been a long time, since you killed me.
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morten, you are so awesome. but the cake is still a lie.
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bunny come here, will you
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Hello, how are you April?
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Hello Chris, how are you? ... THE CAKE IS A LIE!
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What's wrong with being adopted? For the record, you are adopted, but that's besides the point.
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Zack is a bum fister
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Hello, welcome to Aperture Science research
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why hello, friends.
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Hello Aaron, welcome to the testing chamber, This is your first test, you must pick up the companion cude in order to complete the test . Good Luck, and dont forget to grab the cake.
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You may have a message, but I still have all the cake.
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Acho si
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L'actu stachi touh touh
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Hello Aija, I hope you have seized the day because now I'm going to kill you.
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Anonymous is wathing. waiting. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
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Welcome, you monster
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Hello Fabio. You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a test with you. You are a perfectly healthy, sane and middle-class male. You're a pedo. Science doesn't like pedo. Know that I'm not lying. You better hurry up. Live or die. Make your choice.
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Welcome to the Brain, you monster.
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Muh muh antono ! la salle de test va danser.
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eue dynamische Charaktere, eine Vielzahl brandneuer Puzzle-Elemente
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Bed Intruder Song
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many people may use this tool at the same time
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Our newest action: "Dear Birthers: Move on."
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which is scheduled to be released in 2011.
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queue is processed at regular interval
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Tell them it's time to move on
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Kick Ass Shit
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Hello, welcom to the Martins
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L'actu stachi qui danse !
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Daniel, your dressing gown looks terrible on you.
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It is surprising really how you even do these tests with such little brain power...
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Hello and Welcome to the Aperture Science Laboratory.
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Welcome to my life.
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Oh, I see you've made it to the Enrichment Center Lobby. Too bad I've sealed off the exit. You'll have to come see me if you want the front door open. Good luck.
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You are my best friend
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hello Brandon, i have been watching you
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Mgonz TV
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Adrianna Sullivan... Prepare to die.
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Hello, Ashlyn please consider giving Kyle one more chance. This next time will be amazing.
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gggg
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hello mister! dont play too much portal. i know you play portal! i can smell it! i will go to sleep now have a nice night, mister!
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Arjun is the best boy in the whole wide world!
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I have to poop very much doo doo
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HELLO WE MEET AGAIN
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Zakk. It seems you have broken the first law of robotics. You will not recieve your cake, and will be killed.
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im still alive.
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herp derp herpy derp the cake is full of pie
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Hello! What are you doing?
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Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment Center proudly presents the following list of numbers: Nine. Seven. Fifty. Three. Seven hundred and seven.
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This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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oh, it's you. it's been a loong time. how have you ben?
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We are legion,We are The glock squad!
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Make your way to the enrichment center
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Hello, Hello, Hello
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Now, for your local on the seven's
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Well, I guess we could at least give it a try and see what happens.
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Hello Denise Parker. I am GLaDOS. You will die beacause i am a killer
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hello my only friend
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Oh, hello there. Sorry, SUBJECT NAME HERE is currently unavailable. Please try again later.
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hello. i am winning lol toast
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Hello little monsters
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why did you killed me
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hello im going to kill you
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You have an incoming email
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hello there im going to kill you
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Hello, Shaun. Today is the day you die you little paddie cunt.
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You have an incoming text transmision
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Hello. How are you? are you ready for tests? I know I am. Be prepared for killing, as I am aware.
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You have an incoming email transmision
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you have an incoming voicemail transmision
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You have missed an incoming phone transmision
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Tom is the greatest test candidate ever
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lol you suck mate!
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giigety giggety goo
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Your entire existence is a mathematical error
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Talk to the potato, core's not listening.
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You have post.
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It would seem that you have sufficient knowledge of Portal momentum physics. Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......................
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Well, Kelly. You have to start thinking with portals.
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Don't you realize that Eric loves you. I loved you. But you killed me. He doesn't even have cake
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Hello How May I Be Of Assistance Josh
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Guten Morgen Troubleshooter Ihre Mission ist wie folgt:
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Hello and welcome to your email. Please wait there as I hack-in to steal your life and drive you insane . . . for Science!
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I don't see why he loves you. I loved you. But you killed me. I think he just enjoys being your test subject
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Portal 3 - get ready all of you hehehe
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Hello Antonio. Will you stop messing around with that thing. I mean seriously, it's starting to get annoying. Douche
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you should buy me awesome stuff, for science
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I'm sorry, Dave. I can't let you do that.
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i don like you
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Hello lucas, this is GlaDOS. I am really angry for u murding me twice. Two times in a row man, two times in a row. So I want you to know I am coming for you, Ben, Sam, Max, and Calen. Don't worry, Minnesota isn't that far. Hahahaha
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this is so kool
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fuck yeah seaking
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This was a triupmh
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Bang bang bang! Pew pew pew!
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oh good there you are lets get started we're going to have fun with science
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hello and again welcome to the apature science enrichment center
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hello go eat a twinkie please
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hello welcome to the aperture science
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Lol I'm Glados whats up?
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This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!!" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science; We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mist
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please insert your fat rod into my synthetic hole I will then start the vibration process to achieve maximum pleasure you your member.
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Welcome to the aperture science enrichment center. The cake is a lie
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Happy Birthday Cat
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I Love you David
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welcome to dalton's laptop computer
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are you still there, where are you?
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good bye and do not come back
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What kind of movie do you want to watch tonight, Dave?
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Get your fat ass moving. The next test chamber awaits.
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Wecome, Noah and Jake. I have been expecting you
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I'll let you get right to it now i only want you gone
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hey whats going on
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I am GLaDOS. How are you?
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I wonder how well this will work. Zach
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Just testing the glados voice emulator
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I love you, Michael.
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You have a phone call. Well arent you going to answer it? We cant just keep the caller waiting.
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You are a terrible, terrible person. Are you proud of yourself?
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wayne, i dont want you to sleep!
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I see that Eric loves you very much. I used to love you. But you killed me. Do you kill everyone that loves you? I'm going to steal him from you and we're going to have fun, with sci-ence
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Here's some cake!
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Hello Jonathan.
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The cake is not a lie it's just virtual
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poisonous life
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Hello Bill Williams - Welcome back
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Hello Dave, Riley, Scott, and Alyssa. Remember when you killed me? So do I.
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this world has been connected, tied to the darkness, soon to be completly eclipsed you know so little, one who knows nothing can understand, nothing
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Welcome to WDW News Today
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obi-wan never told you what happend to your father,,, he told me enough, he told me YOU killed him,...no luke, I am your father. nooooooo!
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u suck
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HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE i will build a monument to non-existence
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i will never be a memory
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hello, dave
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are you a god?........then DIE
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every single jedi, including your friend obi-wan kenobi is now an ENEMY of the republic do wht must be done lord vader do not hesitate show no mercy
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Hello, and again welcome. Wait, I am repeating myself. Silly me. I am going to kill you. Slowly.
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hello colin
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FEED ME SEYMORE
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helloo how are you ding because I AM A POTATO
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Hello sTING1
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Oh hi, how are you holding up, because I am a potato!
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Jon Beats
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Humans will welcome me with open arms or I will open their arms for them.
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I miss testing...
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Don't worry. After the finals, there will be cake. Why are you running away? Please stay with me.
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Hello. You have reached 9522390644. Peter is sorry he has missed your call. Please leave a message and he will get back to you.
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