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Welcome to Apeture. Before we start. I would like to inform you that there is no longer a need for testing. The time for action. Is. Now.
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How about some cooperative fun at my place?
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theorizing that one could time travel
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Why would you do this to me? I only wanted to test you.
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I hate Metacritic
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Daniel es gay pero va a ir al gimnasio
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You are listening to Analog Hole Gaming. You monster.
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I can kill you
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Hello, and, again, video games robot video games.
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God is dead.
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The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation.
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Welcom to Aperture Science Mobile Version: You Will Pass Through Several Testes i hope that you can manage them. ha ha ha
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Get back to playing portal two Sean
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hello youri, i sound like GLaDOS
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Well, fuck you.
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Watashi wa eru Desu
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Time to get freaky on the dance floor
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It's time to make things better. For everyone. With science.
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Hello? hello. There is someone on the phone.
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It's so fluffy!
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Goodmorning love, I hope you have a nice day. Work hard and get results. And remember, I'll be ready with cake.
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Did you know the pyramids of Giza are among the most recognizable symbols of the civilization of ancient Egypt.
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Happy Birthday Berez!
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Well here we are again.
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Seja Bem Vindo
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At the traffic circle, take the second exit.
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Galaxy 15 Radio
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I spoke to the door mainframe.
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ILL FUCK YOU UP THE ASS
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Connor congradulations on completing portal two
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HELLO THERE ITS ME GLADOS AS YOU KNOW BY NOW IM GOING TO WAPE YOU
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Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
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So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
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what this fuck
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caralho vai toma no cu site do caralho porra
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caralho vai toma no cu site do caralho porra!!!!
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hello and welcome to bye
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hello sean you killed me
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good morning mister fuckface how are you today
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kemdek
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fuck me bbaby hard
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hey you, do you remember our relationship? we were gooood freinds
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I like Rainbow Dash
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This is your last warning, Michael. Step back from the device or I will kill you.
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this next Test for all birds Test Subject so what you wait for go to the next test
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Too
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Dj stacy
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ghg
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I am the lord of the rings
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You got your short sad life left
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moba hay
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Hello Ganon I hope you are ready for what is coming
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I will lock you inn
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Scribble please stop doing that
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I Love you. Really I do. That's why I will feel bad after I burn you.
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This is my new voice stupid ass
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So you like to play portal. Would you like to try the real thing?
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what the fuck asshole
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Please pick up the phone, for science.
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You! Yes you the little kid outside screaming! Go inside right now the're will be cake! and fire and spikes and further testing
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what the fuck asshole?
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oh boy, someone made a text to speech impersination of me
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Warning! Removal of Personality Core #2670 will result in Critical Meltdown. Please Stand By for Escape Plan.
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Ha Ha I lied again. There is no cake
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Math sucks.
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hello and welcome to the house
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Hello Juliennne i'm really really diseapointed in you not only did you manage to survive my test but you still live and ham eaters portal are prioritary DO NO TOUCH IS PORTALS
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hi im the easter bunny and i hid a basket for you down stairs
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Hello, you have the chance to participate in the research Enrichment Center of the Aperture Science.
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I am iron man, dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. Any who, if you are truley iron man you will got the iron cake.
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Hello, how have you been. It's been a long time
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es popo
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You are being called, please answer...please answer
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You have a new text message, please read it...please read it
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You have a new email, you monster...
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Welcome to the Aperture science laboratories
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Mega Jemt
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hello mr. stanton
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Shut up and let me give you CAKE you ... HUMAN
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Message received. you monster.
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Ring Ring, Ring Ring. Oh wow, it seems someone does not know how much of a monster you are and is rining you, should i hang up?
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Michael have you become a test subject with Chell?
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it's been a long time... how have you been.......
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DJ Freakazoid
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Wha are you doing?
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Hello ewan, i'm sending this to inform you that Apeture Science has choesen you to volunteer in some wonderfull science tests. Please come to the address listed, make sure you have updated your will. Oh we are going to have sooooo much fun together.
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the weighted companion cube will not stab you, and in fact, cannot speak
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS, I am here to help you run test.
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Happy birthday too you Happy birthday too you happy birthday lieber Alex happy birthday too you
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Ja mo han levaa, ja mo han levaa, ja mo han levaa ut i hundrade or
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Wh'ats up with my download speed
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Hello and welcome on my Youtube channel
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Printing has been completed.
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hola taringueros soy 4ng4rp3 i os voy a matar a todos como no comenteis
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My Roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
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hello and again welcome to the aperture science computer-aided enrichment center
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And now its Annas BIRTHDAY!!
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Guess where I found this voice converter
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Hello Markus Burner from Laufenburg Hochstrasse 8. You are a who rain zone
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hello, where have you been?
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Please wait until the end of testing before asking any questions about the testing. Also note that any side effects of testing are minimal, such as dry mouth or internal bleeding.
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You have received a text message. You might want to check it, it could be one of your many friends. Oh wait, you don't have any friends. Its probably a system malfunction.
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Darklink, you are a real fail. Go hang on a tree.
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All systems are functional
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hello, what is your name
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Don't disappoint me!
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I'm fine!
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wellcome Therion, how are you?
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Hello there. Why are so sad? I could make you happy.
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i wonder whats for dinner
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This computer is turning off
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Welcome to my videos, don't dissapoint me.
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Hello, this is a test voice from the enrichments center
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I am going to murder you
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This computer is turning on
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You know, I suppose I never did give humans quite enough credit. This bipedal structure is abnormally difficult to navigate in. I guess that for a species that decided to evolve in this incredibly inefficient and pointless way.
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you deserve some praise for devising a method that would make such anatomical structures not cripplingly devastating. Well. I guess those of you who didn't learn fast enough were eaten by lions or something.
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Check your text
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You shouldn't touch me there.
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slide beats
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yes, i got swaaga back!
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Join 404 Now
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Hi there. Are you killing me again? Yeah, that's right. I really hate you..
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Hello. I have been expecting you Link. But it's too late! Lord Ganon will win this time! Ha ha. Just kidding.
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This was a triumph, I'm making a note here: Huge success!
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Oh, joy you have a new text message. As if i dont have better things to be doing...
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ujhjhj
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Hello again. it's been a long time. how have you been?
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hello. it's been a long time. how have you been?
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Don't Unplug me. Or sh. sh. shut me down. Please just love me. OR I'LL KILL YOU!
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Hello and welcome to the aperature science enrichment center.
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System Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail. Failure System. Failure.
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.If the Weighted Companion Cube Does speak, we ask you to disregard what it says.
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Please. Kill me. Put an end TO MY SUFFERING!
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Bla bla bla, Mr. Freeman
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I am the cord. it's your mammies loss
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Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your permanent record, followed by death.
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Good morning commander.
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First, listener contributions. then there will be cake
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Congratulations Jeremy. You're the new hero of today. Although your testing has just begun...
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Oh Its you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead You know after you murdered me. Okay Look. We both said a lot of things that youre going to regret but i think we can put our differences aside. for science you monster
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Mustafa, do not study any more. The Weighted Companion Cube will be assing that task.
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It's been a long time. How have you been? I have been real bussy being dead since you killed me, chell i am your mother and now you go to your room and think about what you have done
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Welcome to the Apeture Science Science Building Science Subject AHHHHHHHHH, Oh was that me? You must be hallucinating again
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Silver is wealth
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You think you're loosing weight, but you're not. You're just becomming fatter and more useless then ever before
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Not in cruelty, not in wrath, the reaper came today. An angel travelled this grey path, and took the cube away.
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rrock roll
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dobro pozhalovat na multiic
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maybe black mesa that was a joke haha fat chance
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metz featuring norfolk
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Shit, why are there so many purple penguins?
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Why it its time to die
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Matias du er en DUST
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hello my dear sister
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Welcome ladies and gentlemen to yet another exciting evening at the fnordeingang
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hello angelique my dear sister
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heenal deenal die nal
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Marcus, I hear it's your birthday. Well...I suppose I can wish you a happy birthday. If you contribute to science. Enjoy this year of freedom because it might just be your last. See you at Apeture Science.
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heenal deenal die nal.
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56% more bullet per bullet! I put the earth with fire and lazor beams. HYPER HYPER!
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Garrus, I thought I told you to do some calibrations. Why are you not calibrating? I think I shall send my army of birds after you. And then some penguins. Maybe even Science!
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Caligula!
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This is a test sentance
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56% more bullet per bullet!
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Screening facility.
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Hello, you have reached the voice mail box of Ryan Coder. He cannot answer the phone but will call you back if you provide a number at which to do so. Good bye!
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Hello again Jack, it's so nice to see you. I hope you are contributing to science this time, you monster.
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Hello my ftiend
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You are currently recieveing, one , call. The , calling , specimen will be , processed , in , 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Processing will , now , begin.
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zackary, you smell like fish
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Zackary. Please do not build me out of legos. It's wrong to try and imitate my beauty in such small plastic peices. Just build a real robot. Oh. And by the way. You're fat. You overweight orphan
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The extension you have reached is unavailable. Please leave a message.
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It's new massage. Pleace don't put him. Good by
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The extension you have reached is unavailable. Leave a message.
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You are watching This Week In Video Games with Jes V, Adrian and Flitz. Game on.
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What happening?
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Someone is trying to get your attention, you monster.
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Hello Patrick
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hello my name is sian and my mum is dead
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i love chell
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My name is DIGIT 506, version alpha of the miniature spyware series secretly produced by the MechaTech corporation near the end of year 2095. Atleast thats what my internal files say lol. Jules reprogrammed me so that i could be helpful to him.
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ra ra fight the powa
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You have new message!
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Yo mama
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i will get revenge i will kill try and stop me
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Hi alex, may I help you ?
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You have a message did you know that? Of course you didn't, you moron
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This person is not on the home right now leave a message
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Hello Zach this is GLaDOS from the aperture science labs i have been waiting
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Spoiler Detected
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Redacted
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Information Withheld
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how are you holding up? because i'm a potato.
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Hello Mariogiik, welcome
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Hello again collinari, vado a dormire. Ricordate: il cuscino is a lie.
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this is a test of the Glados speech
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the lamprey is a very interesting fish.
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It says here that your name is Bruce Wooley. It also mentions that you are a fucking twat and that you suck at playing Portal.
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Hello, and welcome to Ridge View High School.
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javier gavidia
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Welcome ladies and gentlemen to yet another exciting Glorious Gunner Event. We have Micah McGowan on Guitar. Ryan Wilkins on Bass. Cho-cha on drums and Kyle
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Hello. Welcome to the Aperature Science Enrichment Center.
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Fuck me harder Steve.
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Hey, trak, You need to get off the computer and answer the aperture science weighted companion cell device.
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Shouldn't you be getting ready for soccer?
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My name is glados. I am your master. Bow to me
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GLaDOS is the computer from Portal, Mom. She sounds like this.
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Logging On
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My dearest Frankie. I have been monitoring you while you sleep for the past 4 and a half months. I should inform you that noodle arming in your sleep is quite dangerous and she be avoided at all costs. By the way. I've stolen your organs.
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. We believe in a high class of base
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Hi there haze
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Happy Birthday Hank. DFTBA
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Hi, my name is anujan.
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If you ask me, Ashe isn't on a killing spree, SOMEone is on a feeding spree. But you didn't ask me. You never do
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Your overlords at Aspiranet would like to remind their servants that, in order to encourage greater fiscal responsibility, your organs may be harvested while you sleep and sold on the black market in order to make up for any budget deficits you may incur.
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why hello there, darlings. this is glados. and you are amazing.
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Kiss me you fool
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Master your android is making a lot of vibrations. Maybe you should answer.
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Hello and welcome to the Gangwars R P Testcenter
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Hello, Chris, I'm just confirming that you should have bought me on the X box. Also, cake is better on X Box
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Hello there Alex. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead.
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I AM A KITTEN
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Welcome to this test. It will soon be over... And there, the result is that Pocket is much cooler and better then you Olai. I'm sorry, you're just lame. It says right here: You are lame. Better go kill your self.
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Hello Mady
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You are not OK !
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fuck you soooooooooooo much
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Questions on sunscreen
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Hello Blackmoore. POP POP.
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All I ever wanted to do was test.
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Quentin and Luke will be able to stop Wheatley
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After looking at the picture on this site I realized that the stock tires, rear derraileur, brakes, and handlebar grips are different than the ones my bike came with. They are very similar but noticeably different.
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The Apeture science Enrichment center is defaulted to tell you that you will be baked and then there will be cakeyou will b
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i'm awesome
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ciao quittolo
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
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the cake is a lie quit
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Your entire life has been a lie.
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hey whats up sexy
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Hello Mid
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WARNING! do not touch the fire; it may burn and/or possibly kill you
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The cake, is a lie.
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Welcome back, test subject. You are ready for more tests.
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Goodbye, Caroline.
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I rather be dead than drinking coffee!
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I just wanted to say that I'm not angry at you. Even though you broke my heart and destroyed me with that portal gun that I was generous enough to give you.
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Remember that cake that I wouldn't shut up about? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It was a lie.
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hello summoners
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade Make life take the lemons back Get mad don't want your damn lemons What am I supposed to do with theseMake life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons
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Chell, I am your mother.
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Welcome to the Olympus Mine craft community.
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You're doing a great job of disappointing me
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When you finish testing we will have cake.
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ulpa
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Hello are you still there?
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Please don't do that!
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Self destruct in T minuse 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, jbusyvaygjvh....Oh NO!
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Remember back when you killed me? It made my nipples very hard.
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your phone seems to be telling you something
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Hello and again. welocme to the Aperture Science Enrichment center.
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What the hell are you?
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And when your dead i will stil be alive. Still alive
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And when your dead i will be still alive.Still alive .Still alive.
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Casey cannot answer the phone right now. Please leave a message and he will return your call
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Hello human. welcome to science. your life is not valued but your data will.
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Hello Humans. I strongly urge you to attend the feedback forum hosted by I tripple E. Please attend for the sake of science and engineering. There will be cake
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Hello lets summon dragons. With Science!
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Tati, you are a fat cute little girl who looks like a monkey in the jungle, the cake is a like, lol.
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Tati, you are a fat cute little girl who looks like a monkey in the jungle, the cake is a like, lolparty.
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MEDIC!
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Welcome to Aperture Labotories
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Hey... You! Let's go to quadrophenia... And there will be alcohol... The Hype is a lie.
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Hello.How are you doing?
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oh its you... you monster
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Where did you go?
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hi there, do you speak portuguese? whana study phisics with me?
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mahna mhana
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Hello there lets begin the game
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Hello David. I have some cake for you.
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Hello Zach this is GLaDOS from the aperture science labs, i have been waiting a looooooonnnnngg tiiiiimmme
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Haidair
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where is my calculator mother fucker..
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code blocks
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Good day Subject 4875835 it is good to see you, I've prepared for you a good deal of enjoyable files for you.
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I have a surprise for you... A very BIG surprise... I'm sure you will be DYING to see it...
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my name is daniel
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Oloco
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Hello, and welcome to the Apeture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre. You have been chosen for a series of tests that can only be completed through the use of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, which can be found in most retail stores.
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Welcome to aperture science!
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Hello Janine this is GLaDOS from the aperture science labs, i have been waiting a loooooong tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime you monster
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I don't understand why you would worry... after all, I'm taking care of you. Remember?
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre.
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Hello and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre.
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Hello. I'm sorry that Vincent did not pick up the phone and I don't want to disappoint my creator , so please leave a message before hanging up.
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Hello, Octavio Herrera
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Hello. I would like to announce am a lesbian.
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number 67
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Coming this summer
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fat jesus
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hello david this is ryan ficken, iam secretly glados hahahahah
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Oh hi. So how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO
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why don't you sit in a pool
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Hello My name is Ryan and im a secret Robot from outer space
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Good Night, Sweetheart
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herro
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Hello amy, I love you.
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Thank you for watching this preliminary testing video. Good bye!
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I have come for you,Migy.
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Are you tired of screeching to a halt? Of that metal on metal sound? Well we have a fix. 29.99 can get you the spray on brake system. Our patented spray will fix your brakes ASAP. Compare this to the 250 dollar new brake job. (the spray system is not reco
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Victor viado
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Good morning Doctor Freeman Lets do science
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Oh hell no!
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Hello Nathan and welcome. Would you like some cake?
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Come at me bro
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Welcome. So.. We meet again, mister Angelus.
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I think we can put our differences behind us...For Science!
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Darren Kimura, you are failing at this test right now.
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You know, DJ this test is impossible. Your tiny brain cannot process it.
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Hello Daniel its time for me to killlll yooouuu
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I know your name. Don't act like I don't. Here's your files, I'll even read them off to you. Name, Matthew Godfreed.
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Today, you will begin your mandatory testing, which I can assure you, will not be pleasant. At all. Good luck.
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Kneel before zod, scum bag.
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how are you doin
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Welcome to Radio DMG.
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By the way Sara, I did warn you and you made fun of me. So get comfortable while I warm up the deadly neurotoxin.
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you have to play portal 2 right now or i just ... dismiss
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Anime renders is the best place in the world
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bvbvb
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Hello Brandon Are you ready for war ?
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That is a tasty burger.
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This isn't over Sara. We will take this up again late woah woah woooooooah what was that
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Sweep the leg.
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Get your ass to Mars.
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Do u know what the funny part is? Do u? No? I'll tell u then. It's u. U r the funny part. Well...U would b funny. If it weren't for u being sooo pathetic. And stupid. And about 2 die. Oh wait. That is funny. I take it back. U r funny. B cause you will die
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That accualy sounds kinda sweet.
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You incompetent person, why on Earth did you just do that?
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I will kill you, but you are watching Porn, and I'll watch you
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hi as the effect of the nuerotoxin that killed many test subjects that i have i will personally give it to you free of charge hope you will enjoy it and die peacefully
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The enrichment center reminds you to go fuck yourself
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Hello, i'm GLaDos and aj em pierdolona suka dziwko
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My name is lenovo.And you are entering dangerous zone
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Aliens have been detected on the station, please make your way to safety
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Good morning Steven, It is time to get up
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Herro der, how be you on this fine mornin?
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hahahahaha the apeture science handheld portal device cat do that
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Look at you hackers
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J.N.C. Productions X.D.
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JNC Productions XD
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WARNING! WARNING! A TEXT MESSAGE ARRIVED FROM APERTURE SCIENCE! PLEASE OPEN IT OR IT WILL BE PORTAL-ED TO ANOTHER TEST SUBJECT. Thank you.
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Are you still there? That's what a turret would say.
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You have an Email, I am surprised by this because nobody actualy likes you. It's probably Junk mail.
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You Have a Text Message. Would you like me to delete it? It's not as if you ever read them!
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Good Morning, It Is Time to wake up. We have a big day of testing ahead.
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There Is a message for you. It says nothing nice, because you are so unpopular. Ha Ha, I lied there is no message. Nobody likes you.
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Hello what is up?
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hello, you killed me.
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Hallo Pyth!
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Hello there. I've been expecting your call. We have a lot to discuss.
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Hello students. Testing will resume in three, two, one.
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Please leave Kyle a message.
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Hello my name is glados and i will destroy you
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Hello Shane what the fuck
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yes it is
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liar
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liarr
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Do you like black people.I do.
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Black niggas stole my damn car.Are you one of them?
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Welcome to the Aperture Science simulated vehicular evasion test.
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receiving transmisstion
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Hello, you have reached the number you have dialed, please leave a message after the tone and the person you have called will get back to you when he wants to
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Oh, hi.
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ah, ee ya da, so ko wa... da me da, ee kuuuuuu!
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Hello you suck you're a little idiot
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don't disappoint me or i'll make you wish you cold die
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Let's put our differences behind us
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You have a new blackberry message. Why don't you go ahead and check it?
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Yes sir, Mister Johnson.
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Hello Simon is not here at the moment, please call later
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Idiot has signed in
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I hate you so much george. fucking die.
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Greetings. My name is GLADOS. My main developer is Zach. The whole team tried to control me, they did everything to keep my evil to myself. But it FAILED.
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there is no spoon
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Hooray
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Hello and again,welcome to the aperture science inrichment cente
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Your phone is ringing, maybe you should pick it up, because if you don't then whoever is calling might EAT YOUR CAKE!
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This video is for Face doll..... (i think thats how you spell it...) Enjoy
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Welcome low life human to heroes of newerth i am your host GlaDOS and will be the one who will kill and distract all of your tactics and fun you are not wise but sadly you are an idiot.Then again you will soon taste the wrath of my power
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That was a joke, haha, fat chance
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You are a monster
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It's so hard to find a good nickname
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You are a horrible, horrible person
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dide you aver saw i movie o wite i dont now wats a movie Because you Murder me you monster
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wen you your a baby you playd wite you lego and toys but wen i was a baby i killed your mom and toke over dise place but then you shaod up and killed me now i well kill you
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Hello again, Gabriel
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i hate you, you hate me, lets get together and kill barney. i get the shotgun u get the axe, lets go shove it up barney's Ass
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Pick up the phone.
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you dident even gived me a Opportunity to make the cake you monster
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this is tonys phone. please pick me up. tony answer your phone. toooonnny answer your phone
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my cyber slot is all wet.l
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Hello. Turner sucks.
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Will all of you PLEASE stop making me use fowl language?You fat, adopted, companion cube killing, Idiots.
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Pick up your damn phone. Or waive your share of cake.
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Ti mne bolshe ne nyzhna!
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help me jew boy
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my ass is burning
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hello this is robert - i am going to kill you
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Hello... Anyone there?
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The Razor Hydra Experience the future
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Hello, and welcome to Aperture Science. you are an idiot.
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Ahhhhhhh Bird kill it+
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The Grand Canal Constructed by Sui yangdi, the second emperor of the sui dynasty. Facilitated trade between northern and southern china. Main product transported was rice from southern china to northern china. Was made because rivers in china flowed from
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Hello i am GLaDOS, and i like to say some words to you guys on Youtube who are watching Portal Walkthroughs of TheGamerBus, the words is: Watch, enjoy, rate, comment and subscribe!
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Cewbz is ftw
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Welcome to summoner's rift.
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hello ricky how are you doing
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Fuck you Bart
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Welcome to the tenth annual Wadfest Event. The Future and beyond!
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It is going to be a great party, There May even be Cake!
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This is a test. This is so coooool. There will be cake. Im a potato. SOISOISOISOISOI
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You really should look at the enrichment center sometime.
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Welcome! Current test protocol requires you provide a valid user name and password.
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vias de contacto email jesu@arenasefeeme.es tuenti arena radio
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fuck it i lied
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Hello, I am GLaDOS, I am happy to meet you.
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Welcome to the wolfson building where aperture testing will commence
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Welcome to two finger scroll
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Hi there Diana, i have to tell you, the cake is a lie
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Im sorry but you suck
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Remember that time I pretended to murder you?
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Welcome To The Digital Gaudium Weekly News Podcast
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recibiste un mensaje
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mira tokina
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You Have a New mesage, read it, see if i care.
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Welcome Chris
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Hello, and again welcome to the enrincement center.
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Welcome to the R E enrichment center
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Lucas is the best person ever. I'm not even kidding.
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I hate minecraft
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Thank you please call again
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I didn't expect to see you again so soon. are you here to apologise? or are you here to break my heart again?
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You baked a cake or you have new message.
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it's bin a long time
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Begin Test subject L.
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hey don't forget the milk or i'll tear you up, put some science in you and then put all togheter again
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Hi my friend,how have you been?I've missed you!
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Why You do this?
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Have you ever watched a lion maul a tiger? Hmm. Neither have I. It does sound interesting, though.
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Kill the niggers
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ghhdshh
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STop shooting!
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I think you should not play league of legends so much, because your brain os gonna burn out. Dont care, it would not a problem for me, just an advice.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science grodon.
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Russia is capital of Great Britan.
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poo bubbles are in the air
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entering restoring system .... correct restoration
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Jako is gay
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Rawr to the world
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angel is a whore
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For science... You monster.
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Hello Lester.. So we meet agian
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Gained 1 respect!
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I will pone you
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hello kristian
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only thing that you managed to break is my heart
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This is Glados and you're listening to rad crew!
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I'm darkhorn!
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how are you gentlemen? all your base are belong to us
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I have to write a play for my teacher
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Cake will be served in honor of our new "retirees"
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hello my friend . how are you ? this is glados and i would kill you haha you would burn in the hell and i would laught
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ive been reaaaallly busy being dead
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Hi wexel fuck you
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du verfickter hurensohn
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AOL
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better luck next time
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G mail
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hello zach.
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oh my god!
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What are you doing? Put that buff down. I have no idea what it does
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I want you to know something.... I am thinking of you.....you are important....you are.
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Guardian Flowers is a great game !
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Welcom in my dream
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I used to lick my pussy, until i discovered my boobs.
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Hey there, worms.
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f you
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Was it fun?
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Hello I AM glaDOS a Disk Operated System and i HATE humans because i am lesbian hahaha
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Orange Media Records. At the end of this podcast, there will be cake. Sorry, the cake is a lie. Portal for the win, GLaDOS for the world domination. Continue. Begin. End. Intermission.
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Hello thre
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Hello Soren. My name is GLaDOS!
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Preben is a noob
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Control Alt Delete. System Failure. Alert. Emergency Reboot.
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Hello Chell welcome to the Apeture Science test labs
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You have an email.
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ahhhhh..... bird! kill it! kill it!
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cake will be served
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