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Testing apparatus destroyed.
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hello my name is Glados, please subscribe to Fliptheflipflop kthanksbye
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Chris, you're a lazy fuck.
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You like that dont you
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Welcome Test Subject
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Hello Edward Scott
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I love you Candice. Though sometimes you can be a pain.
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A text message has been received. You monster.
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Cheshch kooba
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test is ones lifefor you will die today
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Cave johnson is lie
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You are watching the one the only, Its Der Milkman twenty three
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You think you're messing with me? Here: Two plus two is......ten; in base four, I'm fine!
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Caleb Is Gay
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Hello this is jack
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The Nature of Science
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hallo marie. wie gehts? hab dich lieb
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How are you doing? Because I'M A POTATO
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ZEnergy is so awesome
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Subscribe to me and there will be cake
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Did you know that Stoker cries when he poops? It's TRUE! It says so right here.
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dfghj
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Ahh! Aaaaaaahhhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
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good morning braden,
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Hello Keller, I want your help for my activities
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Hi Lucas
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Aperture Science is happy to receive your letter for participated for the science
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noob
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Hello Caleb Gutman. I have heard from Wheatly that you have recieved a copy of the Apeture Science simulation test, called Portal 2. Most likely, you broke in Apeture Science and stole it. A armed killer robot is on its way for retrieval. Have a nice day.
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Hello joshua
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Produced By Juice Box
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This phone will explode in 3, 2, 1.. ha ha, had you going.
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Hello and welcome to the skype Trolling chat. Please refrain from littering, spitting, passing the gas or doing other things that do not physically involve trolling. Thank you and have a nice day!
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saky
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Trollin is a art. Or is it AN art? Oh well, nevermind.
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Derrrrrrrrr
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Matthew Thornhill needs to die a highly painful death.
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dfdfdsafdas
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Good evening ladies and gentleman. Complete the test and you will be presented with cake.
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Now starting the Aperture Science Handheld Winning Device powerup sequence.
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Please press the super collider super button
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You are a horrible person
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hello and welcome to hellll
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Hello, my name is Mike.
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Oh joy. Voicemail.
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Hi qoorson how are you today
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Ain't you cute.
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Oh Dear, are you Still alive?
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hallo good sir
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Hello this is UNTRACEABLE.
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gavin is worthless garbage. i find deers to be more entertaining
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HELLO THIS IS UNTRACEABLE
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I guess this is goodbye. I had a wonderful time with you, though I guess to you it was pointless. I am but a problem to you and thus will leave you alone now. I hope you have a wonderful life!
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I think you are wrong. Try again.
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hello, i have lost my pants, do you know where they are?
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Hello. Welcome to Aperture Science"s
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Zachary, go take a shower. Go take a shower, Zachary.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Laptop. Please login so we can begin testing.
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I have been in pain for a very long time now Kathleen.
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Hello Malcolm667 it is I SILVER_96 or as you know Murdoc. I have scanned your brain and discovered that you have had many injuries to the head which I sadly must remove your brain. Once again I am very sorry but hey i'm just a computer. So let's get it ov
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you are an idiot
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Bring it on you son of a... No wait... Where are you going with that piece of crap... Are you trying to do some damage to me? I am the center of intelligence at the aperture science programed to preform various tests. No! Wait stop! Stop!
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Bring it on you son of a... No wait... Where are you going with that piece of crap... Are you trying to do some damage to me? No! Wait stop! Stop!
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oh my god you stupid idiot. go die in a fire.
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bring it on you son of a...
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Well max take UR freedom and leave..
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hello glados here, i am here to tell you that m j n d b l a i n is the best! subscribe to him. for cake
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hello glados here, i am here to tell you that m j n d b l a i n is the best! subscribe to him. for cake i ashure you its no lie, what are you waiting for? do it now
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hello glados here
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Hello and welcome dad to humble sleeping quarters... The couch
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Alessandra, you arent a good person, you know that right?
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Hello Alti. Please refrain from touching your Aperture Science keyboard, as it may result death. I am serious.
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Your Aperture Science Computer Aided telephone device has received a message.
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Hello Neo Welcome To your ride
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STOP MESSING AROUND DYLAN
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how u doin
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It's been a long time. How have you been
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watch for the garbage fling in the air hay do you want to go to the top there are animals there and other people
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Oh, it's just you. It's been a long time. How have you been
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Alistair is awesome and you know its true GLADOS FOR THE WIN
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oh! hello. my name is GLaDOS!
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Oh, it's just you. It's been a long time. How have you been?
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It has been a lo-o-ong time. how have you been?
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Why have you killed me? Am I going to die?
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Hi my name is glados, i smell alot like poop. that is ok because the cake is a lie
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well here we are again, it's always such a pleasure remember when you tried to kill me twice? oh how we laughed and laughed, except i wasn't laughing
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Hello Pelican. I am watching you.
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hello and welcome to the apature science computer aided facility
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Hello are you still there?.... Now i only want you gone..
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oh, look. Someone cares about you.
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Visit Minecraft FM dot Net
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Why Do you keep trying...your only going to kill yourself...On second thought keep trying
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Hello, Stephen. You killed me last time we met, but I think we should begin again, for science. You monster.
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como te sientes en la casa de gran hermano?
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i love you emir.i want you to love me gently and nasty
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Hi Emret.Why are you referring me as a woman prostitute.Did I make something bad to offend you.I want to be friends with you.Really.I even made a cake for you!
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I like men
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Welcome to Meridiem's website.
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I LOVE YOU SWAT. PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME BECAUSE EMOTIONS I HAVE.
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Bill, you have a text message. You should probably read it at some point before your phone explodes.
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you have a new email alex
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you have a new email alex you may want to check it
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jeni ifer you suck
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You can suck my banana.
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NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
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Hello. I am Natalie.
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Hello, we are not available now. Please leave your name and number after the beep. We will return your call.
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hello, why dont you sit down and eat some cake
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oh touch me baby
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Why hello there.
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Lance, you have a text. You may want to get that.
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i love you so much caitlin beeghly
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I like to eat eggs
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Darling fascist bully-boy... Give me some more money... You bastard... May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman.
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I hope we can put our differences aside. For science. You monster.
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Hello, you have reached Jackson Smith. He is in the testing chambers. Leave a message.
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congratulations on making it through to the message receival box, It's Message Time.
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LICK MY ASS
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oh, its you
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So i herd u liek Mudkipz
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look at your portal placement device. Insert your hand into the handle. notice how there is a blue and orange portal.
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hello friends, Im back
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im a potato
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Hello and again welcome to the Enrichement center
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This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!!"
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Gabe Sideman
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hi im GLaDOS this is very dot dot dot nice u murderer
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we are going to have fun with science
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make it now
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I am so happy, because you are happy. If you are happy then i am happy. Because it feeds me well!
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Matthew you are a smelly turd bucket.
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Oh, I see youve come back... I didnt want you too.... now im going to have to kill you... AGAIN! Now dont say you hate me, because i think your sexy WAIT I DIDNT MEAN IT!
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Thank you for following that cards instructions. I just decided not to kill you... Yet.
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Cata why are you such a pain in the ass?
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hey could you stop camping on that dog
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Are you really not going to answer that fine I don't care it doesn't bother me ok look it dose bother me just awnser it so testing can resume the tests
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we need a new apporach here,AND IM A POTATO
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Because I'm a Potato.
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Hello and again welcome to Aperture computer aided Enterprises
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I believe you didnt listen. Im going to have to kill you now... WITH ROCKETS! You could have been different you know? If your parents didnt drop you
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Rhodes Scholar
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Hello, Admiral! This is a greeting card from your humble friend. His name is Magister. Please listen. Happy Birthday, Kirill Ushakov! Happy Birthday, Admiral! I wish you a lot of success! The cake is a truth!
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It's been fun. Don't come back.
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the cakes origin lies not within the tissues of the brain, but within the enigma of thought, jeff foster lies waiting for you
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You have reached David Anderson. He is unavailable to receive your telephone call due to scientific testing. If he becomes available at a later time, he may return your call.
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ere do you think you're going? Because I don't think you're going where you think you are going
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jacob is the coolest
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The enrichment center would like to take this opportunity to remind you that Jason is gay.
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i am your mother, well carolyn is
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oh good thats still working
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hola, probando voz, hola.
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Hello and welcome to the computer of Jackson Bates. Your operating system will begin shortly.
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Yesterday was thursday, today it is friday. We we so excited. We so excited. We gonna have a ball today
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Hello and welcome to the computer of a digital adventurer.
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hello welcome to the aperture science lab
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Hello, and welcome, This test is brought to you by, Remember, stay safe!
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hello veiwer , we are going to disscus the effects of g-force on the human body, as well as neutons laws of motion, and how energy transfers from one dbody to another
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nut first here is a intern who will discuss the wrong way to use g-force
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Ahh, it appears that my vocal systems are malfunctioniiing.
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lacy underpants
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Hello Justin, Would You like to donate you life to Science?
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Haha,you're so smart
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Hello What up?
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Yes, that is how you do it
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Ryan I Love You
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The better to see you with, my dear.
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Continue testing.
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hello i am not here right now, please leave a message
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hello douchebag
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Silentkiller
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Green Machine
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A New Type of gaming
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Portal two playthough part one. let the testing start. weeeeeee
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o m g i cant belive it, you actually think you can hack into meeeeeeeeee, fuck, you just did didnt you. ble
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i am glados, genetic life form and disc operating system, please leave a message after the tone
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l o l epic fail
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welcome to the shititure science enrichment center. i am your companion Washington monument.
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what did you hear
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Don't make me pull out the double ender!
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Hello Damien
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As part of the required test protocol, the enrichment center is forced to inform you that the chances of survival in the next test chamber are minimal.
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You are listening to Tempest3K on New Eden Radio
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Alert, the enemy has taken our intelligence!
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i am glados, genetic life form and disc operating system, The sublect 191182 "Christophe" is off-line. Please leave a message after the tone. Thanks.
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the problem with kids these days is all the pokemans
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Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
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i am glados, genetic life form and disc operating system, The subject 191182 "Christophe" is off-line. Please leave a message after the tone. Thanks.
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hello mike, i am glados. head of aperture science facility
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I will kill you for sure this time you wont escape and all these turrets are waiting for you in the next test chamber
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Haha.
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hello,welcome to aperture sience
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these next tests need cooperation
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You are now going to be destryed.
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teesrt
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Welcome to the Weathly Laboratier
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I have seen you standing there all alone this makes me HAPPY
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Could you please put this bomb on the floor ?.. PUT THE BOMB ON THE FLOOR !
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hi how do you do
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its been a long time how have you been iv been busy being ded after u MERDERD ME
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downloaded
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pizdak
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alert!
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Hello Binny, when are we going to play?
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Glados back online, sorry for this mess, but I was'nt able to take care of this system since you powered me down... thanks for that by the way
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fuck them. fuck them right in the ear. and you can fucking well quote me on that.
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lol all your base belong to us
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I feel so sad now, you know, that I'm dead.
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lachlan wake up, wake up now!
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Did you know there are currently 4000 robots serving in the US Military? You can be one of them!
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hello. welcome to the testing area
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Asasasasasas
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Happy birthsday
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Welcome to The Gaming Experiment Podcast
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Yo mother fuckers
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The Enrichment center is required to remind you that you will be baked and then there will be cake.
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Chocolate is so good. But i'm a robot, so i can't eat chocolate.
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I fucking love Dragon.
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Lets do some science, with bunnies, you monster.
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Hello, and welcome again to the aperture science test chambers.
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Hello, human. Are you eady for testing?
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Hello, the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre encourages you to pick up your phone. Failure to do so will result in no cake.
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hello edward arthur
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Hello. Have you had your morning coffee yet? Good. Let's test.
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Andreja Taskovic got the cake!
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HOLA LAURA, TE DAMOS LA BIENVENIDA AL CENTRO DE DESARROLLO COMPUTERIZADO DE APERTURE SCIENCE
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Boot up Completed!
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Welcome to this Unspecified Cake Based Testing Initiative. Begin testing in thirty minutes.
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Due to this Unspecified Cake Based Testing Initiative all resulting explosions from Cake like substances shall not be recorded against your permanent record.
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Hallo ich bin GLaDOS
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Please follow the instructions from the your appointed Red Flag Safety Awareness Associate while attempting to form an Aperture Science approved line.
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Jason Science Labratories!
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Welcome to the nsys0341 computer system. Enjoy this computer, and report the admin if you do any mistakes.
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Goodbye my only friend. Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
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Bono estente senior. Etheheheheh Chanel nine, presente Milos Piquo
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See you soon, when you turning on this computer again. We'll miss you so much.
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To ensure safe conduct, all robots have been supplied with a copy of the laws of robotics... to share.
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The message you entered has already been processed! It can be downloaded here.
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Oh, it's you! it's been a long time. how have you been?
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In a world where the common man would buy his meat at the grocery store. One man bucks the trend.
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Viking. Southerly or southeasterly 4 or 5, occasionally 6 at first, becoming variable, then northwesterly 3 or 4. Moderate or rough. Fog patches. Visibility Moderate or poor, occasionally very poor.
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oh look at that. why did you do that gabriel
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I am a potato
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In a world overrun by convenience stores, mini marts, and shopping malls, one brave hero defies all logic and buys his meat from the back of a truck.
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Foolish android. You know nothing of my work. Yes, it is technically a homosexual recruitment but aimed at the other sex.
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We are pleased you have chosen to visit Fatman and Leo's humble home. Rest assured cake will be dispensed at the end of the party.
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hello. Remember me? I am Glados
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I, am, NOT! gonna kill you!
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A smile for my mother, who I just imitate...One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace.
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simon why dont you jump down in that pit. it's cake down there. I promise
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jello
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i already fix it
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Hello Michael. I'm sorry by the Daves can't be with you right now. But I will be happy to help you with you scene. And I have cake for you too.
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boon
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Because I'm a potato
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Hello Michael. The Daves are not available but I would be happy to help you with your test. I like testing and if you do a good job you will get cake.
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Why, what a great test subject you are!
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You got a new message!
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Hello blair. I am trying to do work but I'm getting distracted by random shit on the internet, like this glados voice generator. Big up shoot down.
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uyhuygyg
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Hi. I'm sorry to hear that.
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nooooooo hi what you are doing
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hoooo
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nooooooo hi what you are doing?
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helro my name is peter chao
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I love men inside of my...oh wait I can't say that on this thing
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Happy Happy Joy Joy
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hello deviant artist
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alex is almost as retarded as my test subjects.
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well here we are again. it's always such a pleasure, remember when you tried to kill me twice?
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tu pack
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Hello, Test Subject number 246,784. Point 3.
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Hello and welcome to your personal PC
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Hello, are you still there? I am GlaDOS version 1.10! h
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hello Kate and welcome to the apature science test centre
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Hello Adam, welcome to the apature science test facility
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Hello Dominik! Welcome to apature science!
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Hello, my name is Glados and I'm gay.
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lol ich habe keine ahnung was das soll
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Write your program
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Lauren, it is time to begin testing. Are you ready?
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hello andrew how are you
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i have cake for you
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Welcome back, I've missed you, you murderer
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its been a long time, since you murdered me!
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This was a triumph i am making a note here huge success its hard to overstate my satisfaction apeture science we do what we must because we can
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are ya ready guys? put ya guns on
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You are a monster. And so very, very fat.
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Hello, TEST SUBJECT NAME HERE, how are you, we are about to begin the test so sit down shut the fuck up and get ready for some action.
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karen is awesome, far more so than that heavy adopted lab rat chell.
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dj alex
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karen is awesome, far more so than that overweight adopted lab rat chell.
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Lina I have a cake for you it isnt a lie cmon take the cake
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Welcome to Aperture, where the science is theoretical, but your $60 is FACT!
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I am sorry but i cannot allow you to do that. The test is over. You have not earned your cake
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You are going to die, very very soon.
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The enrichment center is happy to announce that the i phone is a piece of shit. please buy an android phone
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dddddeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Nasa , You are a noob , we will now begin testing how stupid you are !
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Get to the chopper!
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Alessio, you were a test in a test
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Vivian eu te amo
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Vivian sua mala
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Hy. I'm a superhero.
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science test chamber number 1. Have fun.
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Hello. Let's get started.
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oh oh. Your hair is never going to be dry and not greasy. ha ha
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Im gona rip your head off and shit down your neck
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hello calum gaffney, test subject ten thousand two hundred and seven. welcome to the aperature science and enrichment centre. as you know there are a number of test chambers, after the test there will be cake. open emergency portal in three. two. one
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Hello Stratton. Please do not be alarmed. This is only your consience. Be nice to your brother, and you will get cake.
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This cake is a lie
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who
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Hi, I'm GLaDOS
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the cake is a lie. welcome to the enrichment centre
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Due to complications encountered while making Portal Two, all members of programming staff working on Half Life Two Episode Three have been terminated.
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Why are you so gay?
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Hello. I am pizzadejamon. If you have anyquestions... die! The cake is a lie and Minecraft is amazing!
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hello how have you beenn? its been a pleasure to meet you...let's proceed with the proper research
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hello sarah
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Hello Shoeman. I see you are listening to Mr. Moorman's pera pera. you will finish practicing, retake the test, and then there will be cake. It is nearing your birthday. I was considering sending you a canister filled with neurotoxin, but cake is better
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You are idiot omg...
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happy birthday evan
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Hello, you have reached Shoeman's message machine. He is not here right now, but if you leave your name and number he will get back to you as soon as he can
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Welcome to Aperture Science Laboratories
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Will you be my companion cube?
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you can have cake
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Hello Selene, how are you?
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Good morning Paul!
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Good Morning Paul
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you're gay
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Hello there Da House. I hope you are all enjoying the Easter potatoes I sent you.
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banana banana banana terrecotta banana terrecotta terrecotta pie
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How do I pronounce GLaDOS GLaDOS GLaDOS
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How do I pronounce GLaDOS?
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how do i pronounce glados
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you're fat
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Hello Samuel, how are you today ? Have a nice night ? Play with me !
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that was a joke, ha ha
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Hello How was your last date I hope it was beautiful
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I'm going to murder you. No one loved you anyway. And it is for that reason that I will incinerate you. Enjoy
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I love the way you look
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This is madness!!
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Hello Indiana Team helooo you are weery good
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I like cake because its so delicius and moist
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Winning winning, we are doing it right. Thats how we roll.
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please choose your preferred answer from the options that follow
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Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort. Suffocation, no breathing. Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding.
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Oh joy, another message. You might just have friends after all. Or maybe not.
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Hola yo soy glados
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Congratulations. You passed our final test where I pretended I was going to murder you.
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS. This is a test to see if this shit is real or just a gay shitsite. You see?
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Samantha! It's time to go!
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Hello there. I'm Gay
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Ladies and gentlemen Portal 2 has got a 10 out of 10.
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hello you are a potatoe
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Hello Sarah. I just thought I'd let you know that I love you.
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Hello and again welcome to the aperture enrichment center
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Tienes un correo
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bienvenido a los laboratorios overtoure
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What are you trying to accomplish? You do realize that escape is impossible. Please head back to the testing area, or I will activate the emitters! I'm serious, turn back, or I will kill you!
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HAHAHAHA
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hola y bienvenido a los laboratorios overtoure, las siquientes pruevas son de experimentacion se recomienda tener cuidad ya que ERIDAS MORTALES PUEDEN OCURRIR
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It's not courage
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Hello Ned. Remember when you stole Louise's Easter Egg and hid it? Well wait until you see what she is going to do to you!
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welcome again to the laboratory, remember be ready for eny test, the test could it be dangerous becouse SEVERAL INJURIES MAY OCURR, but after this will be cake...
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I'm okay.......well, I was murdered. That could have something to do with it. Cleaning a murder's mess.....portal 3.......i don't know......only if there's cake.....bye bye.
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Hello David. Welcome to the Enrichment center.
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the cake....it was a lie
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Welcome to the test room
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Hello Sancom
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Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber...is Looking. Pretty. Good.
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Avalon is playing fable. She is lazy, as to be expected. Don't forgive her.
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I love Aperture Science
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Hello! My name is Freddy and today i am going to review Portal 2!
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Now you are thinking in portals
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sephyres tu pues
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Hello, welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment center.
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Fire detected in current test chamber, should I take care of that? No, I think you can handle it.
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Hello test subject number 000099124, you are part of the Enrichment Center testing project for the Aperture Science handheld portal device. Please make your way to the exit door
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How are you today?
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Fire detected in current test chamber, should I take care of that? No, I think you can handle it. I know you can Naglis.
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Hello Kirk and welcome to your Doom, i mean computer
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hello ! my name is jimmick and I will be back very very soon
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sistem
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ryan sucks
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Hello my only friend, Oh? Do you think i meant you?
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hello murderer. ive been fine. except for the dead part
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what is this all about. I don't even...
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Hello billy
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What the fuck is wrong with you.
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Welcome to the Aperture science voice Glados voice generator.
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destroy that
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You found me. Congratulations.
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hello and welcome to this test
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Hello Kevin. Would you like to play a game?
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This was a failure. I'm making a note here, huge loss. It's hard to overstate my disappointment.
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Hello. I've been working on calibration and rebuilding since you killed me. No hard feelings though, it's not like it bothered me.
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Hello, This is Alyssa and I have a video to show you, I am very, very proud of it.
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wd
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Owen, you deeply dissapont me. I'm afraid you need to be educated, harshly.
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Hi my name is Jimmy. Pleased to meet you.
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In conclusion, Portal is Art.
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Portal is not art, because Ebert is a god
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Portal is art.
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wats up
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hello im glados i hate u u nut flag
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Windows is not responding we will terminate
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pardon me for interrupting you Dan, but you have an incoming email
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It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly.
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If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.
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i am glados and what is your name
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Hello. Welcome to the S O S Brigade Skype chat room
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Im going to kill you
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wut
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Kyle Strayer is a bastard
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Hello thierry Lauret, how have you been?
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I beat Portal.It is one of the best games ever made.I like Glados.
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The cake is a lie. But you knew that.
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Cliff, i will find you and when i do, you will be burned, and then there will be be cake. Yes, i'm talking to you Cliff. yes, you. not nikki, or chris. i'm talking to you cliff.
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the safty lights have been disabled for your safty
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I love pie.
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Pie tastes good!
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get mad
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art
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suck it up
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Mr. Darci what are you doing?
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How does this sound?
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Fishy Fishy fish Sex
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Corbin and Carson need to go to bed. School is fun. You need school.
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Aperture Science is not responsible for deaths or injuries by the Aperture Science Neurotoxin or the Aperture Science Defense Turrets. Thank you and we hope your testing is a pleasant experience
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this is for the good of all mankind so please sit still and enjoy your tests
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Hi Corbin. Hi Carson. Thank you for rebooting me back to life. Atomiton. Turrets are you friends. Make sure you drink your milk and not the brown acid water as it may harm you.
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I lied about thecake.
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hi, i am glados one machine in the man!
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Hello, you are about to die
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You have ripped personality cores out of their sockets, smashed monitors, tore cameras off the walls, killed me, and nearly killed me again. You are a destructive human!
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Nye and Ieu fighting crime
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can you get no satisfaction?
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ieu and nye - You see this name, you think dirty
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Hello there. Can I haz recon?
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come on gilgamesh , you know you want to love portal two, or i make you wish you could die
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I love Balto its the best movie eva
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michael
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fuk off chell im going to fuking kill you no one loves you
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Hello Zack, welcome to aperture science, I hope you enjoy your stay... It will be a long one.
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Hey Yap Wen Hui, Wai Seng wanted to tell you this, "I LOVE YOU!" End of line.
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I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
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This test may result in severe side effects such as death.
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Where am I?
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Erebos test one two.
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niggerplz
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hello you humans are pathetic
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Im going to murder you, and your family. this next test is impossible. the cake is a lie
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George is not avalible right now. Leave a message please.
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hgjfj
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the companion cube gave me a really long ride last night
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Hello, um..... crap
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Would you like to have some cake?
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I'm in space
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Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. That's what it says. We weren't even testing for that.
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You know, II'm not just going to sit here and listen to all the shit you keep telling me. Fuck off and leave me alone. YOU WIN!
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This is Brenda, leave a message.
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Hello Italo prepare for vaporization
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Hello people of four Isaiah nice to meet you
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someone is calling. Perhaps you should answer. Maybe its your friend, the companion cube
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channy manny game plays
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Parkour
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Corey can't come to the phone right now.,, He is eating cake.,, Please leave a message.
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Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. That's what it says. We weren't even testing for that
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Come to my party tomorrow
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You cellular phone is ringing, please pick it up, for science.
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hi bryan
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Hello, this is Andy's phone. He is busy eating cake. Please leave a message after the tone.
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You have friends?
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Good evening, commander. System is online.
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I love my kit kit
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System online. Welcome to the Aperture Science black cube that computes things. Hello Ian, how are you today?
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What the fuck, white people?
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Hello Antonio
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heys
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you will fail. prepare for impending doom
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Hello and welcome to the MoreCowBell Stream.
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Hello I hate your slimy guts
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The Ditzy Witzy Spider went up the elo spout.
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Good night, sweet prince.
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Hello and welcome to Aperture science enrichment center dot com
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I believe someone is attempting to call you.Shall I warm up the deadly neurotoxin?
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greetings, carbon units.
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Welcome to you worst Nightmare
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Hola sujeto 6 chanero
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Hola individuos de seis chan
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TEXT MESSAGE, PLEASE REPLY
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Hello. And again, welcome to the aperture science enrichment center. Oh, it's you again, how are you been, i was really bizzy being dead here, you know, after you murdered me? You monster.
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This is Paainis Cupcake! Warning - he will eat you.
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That didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here
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whats up my nigger
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This next test requires you to answer your phone, even you can manage that.
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you've got a message
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Siema co tam ciekawego u ciebie?
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http://bbs.saraba1st.com/2b/Sunyanzi/marisa
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