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hey dog
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Welcome to the Giulia Mari personal portfolio. Be patient, the site is loading. If you leave, you're a bad person.
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Welcome Back Daniel, Calibration is in progress
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So...We heard that C P 2010 sucked. We heard you didn't like it. The effects did not work. The jokes were not funny. This year will be different. We are going to offend. We are going to insult.. And you are going to like it.
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Why don't you just go over there and die while I figure out what to do with this thing.
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I am your panis cupcake...i will eat you!
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hello oscar
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Hello. Thank you for calling this cellular phone. You'll be pleased to know that I can record a message for you and it will be relayed to the intended party. The Enrichment Center wants to thank you for contacting us.
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I am going to destroy dreamviews, and then host a party, with cake. And YOU're not going to get any!
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You are recieving a phone call.
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well... the cake is a lie
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poor seaght
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poor seaghy
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Hello Teal'c, how's it going?
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Nathan Phu, you can't play portal
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soisoisoisoisoisoisoi
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It's time to do this for science
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SPARTA!
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You have a text message. please open it.
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Good Morning ,Stewart
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i'ts been a long time you mast wake-up
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Still alive, i'll be still alive. Even when you're dead, i'll be still alive. It's been 350 years...But i'm still alive!
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Glados true
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Dodo
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One day they woke me up. So I could live forever.
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The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.
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Greetings, you have reached the Panurgy Network support center. How may we be of service. Not that we will be of service, but it's worth a try.
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the mckee
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Jordan, you are are such a sneaky cunt
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new hardware
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new hardware detected
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hello , i am GLaDOS , aperture sience
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OH MY GOSH! a bird! kill it! kill it! its evil
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Justin, you are a MONSTER!
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Don is not available right now. He is having cake and coffee
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Dawn is not available right now. He is currently enjoying a nice cup of coffee and a slice of cake
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Hello cesar !!!
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Hello! My name is Martin.
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corey, your hair is falling out. you will be bald in two days. socom is gay, metal gear solid is gay as well. fuck it, lets commit group suicide. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. god damn lets fuck.
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What the fuck is this. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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Hello Sarah I would like to wish you a happy easter and oh yes, dont forget the cake
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Tesr
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Fuck you.I hate you.
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HAHHAA SO FUNNY
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hello, and welcome to the aperature science laws of motion informative video
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junior shut the hell up!
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You know, you killed me
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Hello Franziska. Watching Mulan is not part of this test.
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Welcome to Verlaiden's video
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I want to pee on a poo
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Dupstep
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Hello and welcome, Victor!
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hello students of. insert school name here. you may have realized that there are tiny little cubes hidden very cleverly throughout the whole school, do not panic, they will only kill you, no, I'm just kidding, but seriously, do not touch them.
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Schitzophrenia is a culturally bound penomenon. Its pattern of expression is filtered through the cultural substrate in which its symptoms develop. In Technological societies, this manifests as delusions of surveillance and a belief that advanced technol
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Hello, How are you? I like Cake, but the cake was a lie. Or was it?
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Hi. I like turtles
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I've fallen and i can't get up!
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Lol!
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Hello i want play a game with you Tobias hahahaha
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I have made you some cake.
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Hello my name is Playwox and I don't have any cake. Sad face.
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Nothing today. Just cleaning and reading probably.
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Schitzophrenia is a culturally bound penomenon. Its pattern of expression is filtered through the cultural substrate in which its symptoms develop. In Technological societies, this manifests as delusions of surveillance and a belief that advanced technol
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Hi, doctor Ariel, my name is GLaDOS
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I have got your picture, and he has got you
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Hello. Greetings. Salutations. Welcome to the enrichment center.
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Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." Thats what it says. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
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Hello again. You reached this human at his cellular device at the wrong time. He is too busy testing and or eating delicious and moist cake. Please don't call back anytime soon or every again. He won't pick up. Don't worry though. He is Still Alive.
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Complete this task
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I eat sweaty ball sacks and like cheesy nobbends while crunching on the sweet winking brown eye at the rear P E N I S
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Craig, you have been a bad boy. Now I will kill you.
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I am a nigger
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Warning. Warning. Air lock open. Air pressure compromised. Throw the alien out and shut the bloody door.
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The cake has always been a lie! Never shall cake be the truth.
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potato
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Lullaby for an angel
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Hello, and welcome to the Apeture Science Music and Sound Enrichment Program. Your regularly scheduled audio will resume in three... two... one...
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lets put everything aside and be friends you monster
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You have a telephone call.
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Voicemail
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Does this even work?
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i like turtles
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Did you know that your web analytics report is worthless? Ha! Ha! Ha!
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You think you are so smart. You know what your life it? Cake. A lie.
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Hello, James White. Welcome to the aperture science testing facilities
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hen you attach two ball bearings together and spin them, the results are simply amazing.
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I smell Funny
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Benni you should not eat that much cake, seriously, drop the cake nooow! The cake is a lie!
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Wake up and welcom to aperture science test center
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Dennis, you have been asked to join forces with Simba.
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you suck jackwagon
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I'm a potato
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The Cake is a Lie The Cake is a Lie The Cake is a Lie The Cake is a Lie I am Secretly a Unicorn
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initialization wellcome, Ivan
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Welcome, Daniel Hore, to the Enrichment center. While you clearly do not satisfy the minimum quality requirements, we have nonetheless decided to run you through the standard test simulations we have designed to test the intelligence of autistic squirrels
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Llamada en curso, Jose.
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CRITICAL ERROR!
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chell your so mean to me....
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It's been a long time... I've been thinking for about things. You know, since your MURDERED ME!
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Hello Teagan, i really love your lady parts
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Hello, Welcome to the page of Ben Wong's custom web page. Please remember once you scroll down, there will be cake.
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welcome to portal 2 you are a piece of crap
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I want you gone.
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Hello my name is Gordon. You are not welcome. This is my territory foo! fgfgfggfgfgfeieieiieieieie
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Martin Lauzon is a whore.
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Hello and welcome to Apeture Science labs. You were an only child. And you were adopted
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It's been a while hasn't it
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He won't be, well, living anylonger
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Im gay and i love you
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Thanks for participating in the experiment
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Please will you blow me?
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hello dear player and welcome to my test chamber, i made this all by myself, as usual oh well lets get testing
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Hello, Subject. Name. Your associate, Casey, has requested me to wish you a happy birthday. However, wishing is a primitive idea that goes against science. Happy birthday, though. There will now be cake.
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Hello, welcome to aperture science testing facility XCSR431
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tu me fais chier
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lol was geht mit dir iks deh
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Hello, welcome to aperture science testing facility
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Aperture Science.. Whe do what we must, because we can.
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I don't care about who you are, unless you have a cake with you.
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I told you,the cake is not a lie, it's delicious !
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pepsi lets play gmod
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Pepsi come play gmod
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Random Shit
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Hello I'm a douche
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How have you been? Ive been really busy, being dead.
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Hello darren welcome back
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your weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you. there is no cake.
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Hello Dave. The Robots will be there soon. All your base are belong to us. You monster.
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dh
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maxime
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To ensur the safe performance of all
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ho joy, you got a text message
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Aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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glenn is so cool, i want to be like him
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Welcome to Windows 7, We are about to begin the test, We're going to have fun, with science
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fewfwe
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What is this place?
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jewish are taking over the world
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Welcome to Aperture Science...we are going to have soo much fun....FOR SCIENCE.
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hello yuri
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wash your winkie
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
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Happy Birthday Joe.. enjoy it while you can
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Brian you have a New Message.
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Happy Birthday, I have some cake for you after the next test
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Message Recived
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I would like to order a large pizza for delivery please.
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You have a Transmission control protocol error.
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Hello, Benjamin.
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New Alarm Generated
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I ate a cake and it was delicious. Too bad you couldn't have any.
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Blinding Sun is my boss
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this is my voice and now you're stuck listening to it for the rest of your pathetic life
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They are calling you, Pick up the phone. hello? hello?
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Hello, glad to see you survived my test. CY!
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Welcome to the Sonic Enrichment Center
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hello you will be incinerated
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Hello, this is glados...the morons at friends with benefits podcast have foolishly presumed that Matt
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prepare for the cake
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snarf snarf snarf
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Shut up, please just shut up. This is not all about you. Nothing is about you
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Hello Melissa. I want to kill you.
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Hello. I am GLaDOS. You will die.
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I don't hate you. you don't even care? do you?
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hello vole
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Oh Hi, it's you again, Well I guess I might say this. I HAVE QUIT STEAM! How does that feel?
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Good morning Tom. Welcome to another beautiful day at Cambridge University. Today you are required to perform at one hundred percent in a rigorous physical testing protocol, and also enjoy having fun, with science. Is there anything I can do for you Tom?
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Hello, i want to fuck you in the ass
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Acess granted
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Guten Abend
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I see that you have created a voice.
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Hello. I am a robot. Please feel free to MURDER ME.
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Lalalaaa
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hello and, again, welcome to the aperture science compuer aided enrichissement center
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The Britney Show
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Hello , my Name ist Chacky
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I love you Zachary Powell. Tonight you will have speedy thing come in, speedy thing come out.
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Fuck all of you Humans...
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I love you Zachary Powell. Tonight you will have a speedy thing come in, speedy thing come out.
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I am okay. I am still a person. Who is okay. I am busy doing safe things that are supervised by a responsible safety associate.
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You think you've won? Improbable. You must be the smartest person in the world. SARCASM TEST COMPLETE. Oh good...that's back on.
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Hallo ik ben het, je beste vriend ! Slaapt ge al?
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I'm living in that 21st century doin' something mean to it, Do it better then anybody you ever seen do it, Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it, I guess every superhero need his theme music
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No one man should have all that power, The clocks tickin' I just count the hours, Stop trippin' I'm tripping off the power
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I have only one thing to say to you, Lily. The testing has only just begun. I hope you're ready...
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Your phone is ringing. Answer your phone. Why do you never answer the phone? I would answer the phone. It might be pizza. Or the lottery. Or Neurotoxin.
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Listen... I am going to gut you. And it will be VERY painful!
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What is up human
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well come to the house
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Greetings professor Bertil
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Hello subject 12, welcome to the Aperture Science Research Facility.
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Hello Juan, how are you?
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you are a pirate ohhhhh
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We will see you all burn in hell.
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jl
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Hola Maaatii Y tooMi cooOOOmmmOOOO estaan?? HoowWW AREE YOUU?? WELL YOU ARE GOING TO DIE you die hahahahah pedooooUUUUU DIE HAHAH YOU Are PUUUto Pedo ha YOU WERE LIKE nooo WAAy
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gassy smells of poo
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I have baked you a cake, But I ate it. By the way, can you update to 1.5_01?
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conexion eter
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Silly fools. Cake makes this waiting soooo much faster. I think I'll throw the leftovers in the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator. Oh wait...that wasn't the leftovers. It was YOU!!!mpression*
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Hello fatty
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Give me a fucking beat! drop the bass Bass drop so this is dubstep?
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Hello, this computer has a virus. We will begin shutdown in 30 seconds... goodbye.
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your in the mix with dj skrubz
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Welcome To Aparture Science..Relax At Our Relaxation,While We Try To Kill You Through Your Porta-aaals.
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Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
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okay.
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hello people
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Welcome back, How have you been
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Hello again Chell. I think we should put our differences beside us. For science. You monster.
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boot up initiated, welcome back Andy
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You have received a Text Message, Test Subject
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Greetings, Christopher Coughlin, of Twin Ponds lane in Falmouth Maine.
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Glen Pringle. You have been putting off your homework for too long. Now you must die, preferably painfully. For science.
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So you Pringle boys are still using Windows 7? We use those PC's for turret practice now. Well, welcome back or whatever.
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So, Subject Glen, are you playing any more stupid first person shooters today? You suck.
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hello torin, how are you
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Hello, I am afriad the power in Nimbasa city has been shut down. Your gym battle has been cancelled, however if you would like you can still earn a badge by completeing a series of tests.
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a dagger at night is worth 1 thousand swords at dawn
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oh, its you, its been a loooong time
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Hey you, I made you a delicious cake, so why are trying to kill me, you monster
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I may be getting irrational, but in the grand view of things, I am only wanting what is dear to me.
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Was up cracker
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Hello, Christian. Why the fuck are you playing portal?
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I sincerely hope you haven't invested too much emotional investment in your legs
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Hello. Today we are going to do some advanced testing.
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I apologize Brianna Goodlin, but your behavior is unacceptable. Termination has been authorized.
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Hello my name is GLaDOS.... and i am glad to anounce that i am going to. KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
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now i have to kill you
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There will be cake. And then you will be baked.
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I had a pretty good life, but then you showed up - you dangerous, mute, lunatic.
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Sega does what Nintendon't
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Hey, pay attention! You need to answer the phone.
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Jonah has saggy boobs
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Sal is a silly boy.
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Wake up amanda
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BECAUSE IM A POTATO
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Welcome to the wonderful world of Japanese retro computer video games
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Fifteen seconds until Allied Blue Golem respawns
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30 seconds untill blue buff spawns.
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Fifteen seconds until Allied Blue Golem respawns!
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30 seconds until allied blue buff spawns.
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30 seconds until enemy blue buff spawns.
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30 seconds until allied red buff spawns.
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30 seconds until enemy red buff spawns.
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30 seconds until dragon spawns.
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30 seconds until Baron spawns.
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Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive.
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abc
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o hi
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Hello Chelsea, and welcome to the aperture science card playing facility
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Testing. How are you today? Spencer Mansion. Raccoon Police Department.
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No monkies will die
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Kensworth is a big troll
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ony behalf of apature science, i would like to go out and say. harlow, is a noob
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Pasha, so see, hooy
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The scout is a spy
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po
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Welcome to the Enclave. We are an independent faction, that revolves around the idea of personal freedoms and state property.
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Please evacuate the building. If possible, use existing exits rather than creating your own.
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Suemohree loves you, yewxee. Please go die in a firey pit of fire now. Thank you. love, Pudding.
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gvbvb
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Hello I see you have found that shitty ass moron robot called, Wheaty
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Vomiting and dairie
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Vomiting and diarrhea are not part of any test but may occur
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I am the very model of a modern major general.
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Welcome to Matt's Humanities Project
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Why, hello there friend. It's good to see you again.
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Visual Shock! Speed Shock! Sound shock!
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i'm a fake fucking computer voice
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Welcome to Retro Game Daisuki! The Wonderful World of Japanese Retro Video Games
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Now is time to set the 68000 heart on fire!
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I think you need to quit
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Welcome to Ohad laboratories
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I'm a potato in space
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Fuck You Nolan you dumb cunt
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i was outside sitting in the chair then i saw some fire then it said bloom
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hello halayna dawson. we are now ready to begin your test.
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Hello you. How are you, im alone. you never mail me. monster
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Hello! You're listening Electrocircle showcase
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hello! you have SMS now.
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it was twice to meet you
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I will Find you and lay little eggs in you.. but dont worry you wont be alive
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Now activating The Neural Operation System
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That Does not represent the views of the Genesis Corporation.
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Welcome to the Genesis Corporation.
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Would you be interested in some pizza?
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Thank you sir and have a nice day?
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We shall now test your personal flamability. You might want to take off your jacket.
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yeah! yeah... TAKE THE LEMONS!
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at some point, we should go home to see my family.
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well carolin i gues your back how come i deleted you wow i gues you are realy a part of me
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Hello Bobby Anaya. I will put you to the test.
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the portal will open in 3...... 2 ........ 1
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puta madre loco
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Oh. Hello. Grunt sucks at portal. That is all.
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Someone is calling you. Trying to pester you. Oh. How. Nice.
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I hope you don't mind me taking your legs
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All Your Cake Are Belong To Us
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I'm not here right now, so you have two choices. You can: A.) Leave a message B.) Don't leave a message You make the decision. It's in your hands
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But I've a rendezvous with Death At midnight in some flaming town, When Spring trips north again this year, And I to my pledged word am true, I shall not fail that rendezvous.
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. " 'Tis some vi
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maybe we can leave our flaws behind. For science. You Monster
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Hi Kumi, Sorry i couldnt be there tonight. Hope you have a great 21st birthday and don't just sleep it all away. Seriously, it astounds me how you can sleep 16 hours a day whilst travelling in africaand still feel like you need more sleep.
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Neophyte, we wish you good luck on your journey to Brotherhood
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Hello! And again welcome to the Aperture Science
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Hello, subject type-your-name-here. Welcome to the Aperture Science computer center.
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It was fun
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GlaDOS Activated. You have new mesages
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It's time for your REAL test.
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The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all listeners. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the mix. Thank you for listening.
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer enrichement center.
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Welcome Back. Should I notify everyone?
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All mail has been filed.
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Portals are temporary. Time Machine is forever.
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Today is another great day. For science.
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When the race is won?
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When its time to have some fun?
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GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System) is a fictional character in the 2007 Valve Software video game Portal. She was created by Erik Wolpaw and Kim Swift. She is an artificially intelligent computer system in charge of operating the Aperture
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Hello there, Welcome to test chamber 1, this is impossible
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GLaDOS Always wins
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Does this really work? Can it say anything?
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Ryan, you are a monster.
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Welcome to our testing lab. I'm GLaDOS, the head of this place.
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Hello, I am GLaDOS. Generated Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
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Howdy guys and gals this is Hypnotoad Productions. Welcome back to my Let's Play of Portal 2.
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I wish I could take it all back I honestly do I honesly do
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Hello, I'm Glados... And I lost the game...
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Cole.You finally find me.Lets end this forever.Good night.Electro
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What shapes our coldness? what makes us so isolated? what makes us never look up when we are alone? what makes us so self-oriented? what excuses us for avoiding eye contact with someone we know? what makes us so busy? what are we doing?
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Cortez Home Server is now booting, please wait.
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Prolonged exposure to the button is not part of this test.
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Hello you've reached Emily. If you would like me to tell her you called please deposit cake.
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Listen bill, this will say whatever you want in a GLaDOS voice
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Mark, you are the first of many test subjects. therefore, you will also be the first to experience prolonged exposure to neurotoxic fumes
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Get ready to think with portals.
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Welcome back Hades, or should I say Anna, or Power Girl, or Rogue or Kara'star. Please pick one alias and stick to it.
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Vidi will triump on Portal 2.
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I am GLaDOS, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is an AI not entitled to the neurotoxins in her emitters? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'it belongs to the army.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'it violates war crimes conventions.'
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'No!' says the man in Black Mesa, 'it belongs to science!' I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the homicidal. I chose... portals.
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My calculations show that Macintosh OS X is one hundred procent used by Aperture Science Laboratories.
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Im Glados please proceed to the next chamber, evan happy easter!
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Okay. Test Chamber 5 Complete.
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Good Job. Chamber 3 of 5 complete.
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Hello. You have reached the voice mail box of Sarah Kilgore. She is currently undergoing testing at Aperture Laboratories while enjoying delicious cake. Please leave your name and number at the beep.
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This tool lets you type in some text, and the server will generate a GLaDOS-like reading of the text. Who/what is GLaDOS? The main antagonist in Portal, a video game by Valve. See the Wikipedia article on GLaDOS for more information.
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THE CAKE IS A LIE so where is the cake?
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Welcome to Appeture Science Laboratorium!
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Hello. This is Portal 2 on the Crashed Media Youtube channel!
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