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I love you very much babby
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I have been waiting for you. Now then. Lets play Portal 2.
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Hello and please don't talk to me like I'm some sort of cumputer.
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I am unable to answer my phone due to my extensive testing for science. Please record your message after the beep, not before. Science for the win!
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Weee are pleased that you made it to the party. Very, very pleased. Here is some cake.
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I am enjoying this
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DeezNuts, Why do you torment your loyal friend Megatron? All he wants to do is test
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hello and welcome to the gathering 2011
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Hello... How are you, you monster ?
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Hello, Welcome to the Aperature Science Enrichment Center. To start please place yourself into that chamber over there and we can start the count down to death.
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Hello. You have reached the cell phone of Erin Murphy. She cannot come to the phone. Please leave a message
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Hello how are you doing, did you pick up portal 2 yet? i have heard its a very fun game
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Hello, I am GLADOS. You fail. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.
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Does this thing work properly.
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hi my name is what what?
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hello, friends. how was your week?
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hello....and god bye...
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BECAUSE I AM A POTATO.
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Hello, Samantha Howard. I am here to eat your brains.
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cake, and grief councilling
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we both said things you're going to regret
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I hate you. and your stupid lemons
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portal 2 sucks balls, I'm sorry to say it
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Hello, N 0 0 Binator
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text message recieved
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i feel fantastic and i am still alive
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My name is Parker. I love Smooth Jazz.
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fdgwegtrh
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Oh. It's you.
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Trent Rollins, I'm coming for you!
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Cheer Up, It's not the end of the world.... At least not yet....
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There is no Dana, Only Zuul.
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Welcome Chase. All systems are online and active.
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Hi Madi! I am GLaDOS. It is nice to meet a wonderful young human like yourself.
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Shutting down. Have a good day Chase.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Test Facility
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Hello my name is kaitlyn
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Look, we've both said some things that you'll regret but lets, put aside all of that for science... you monster
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Welcome Roachy
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Booting up how are you Kris
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Hello Drew, wecolme to the gam
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Well. I'm not angry that you've found me, but I'm not happy either. I wish that you would have given me some more time, though. I've yet to complete the next test. There's just too many of these useless, filthy, annoying cubes laying around. Oh well.
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four score and seven years ago
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Upon completion of the current challenge, the option to donate to Japan relief will be open, as it always will be throughout the playthrough.
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how about that human eh
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Athenas Grace ready to do some testing lets see some throw down mother fuckers
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GLaDOS requests that the human Alec Miller initiate cooperative play with the Youd x box.
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Cave Johnson what are you doing?
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orge in the smithy of my soul the uncreated conscience of my race
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how are you gentlemen
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Seven a.m., waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein' everything, the time is goin' Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin' Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends
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Hello. What are you doing there?
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Alert: Cody is quote Happy quote
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I am PCH, and I will be your guide in Bowser's Castle.
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You're going to die down here. You know that, don't you?
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Hello Spencer Gantt, you mad?
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Today, we are doing QA, like we do everyday, until we die.
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Hope and The Hopers
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This is a voice that sounds like glados
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Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the next message is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a long period of silence. The Enrichment Center apologizes and wishes you the best of luck.
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Hello, and welcome to the Systems four sixty nine integrated game chat client usability test. Please observe all test protocols. Failure to do so may result in a penalized score, followed by death.
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Hello, and welcome once again
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nd many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file, it adds your request to the end of the request queue. Your message will be synthesized when it moves up to the first position in the queue, which ca
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The human you have called is currently having their lungs filled with a deadly neurotoxin. Please leave a message and if he somehow survives the deadly neurotoxin, he'll get back to you as soon as possible.
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puta madre y porque no me chupas la poronga
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hello, bus is here
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someone is calling you. Pick up the phone. Pick. It. Up. Or, die.
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hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science aided enrichment center
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Hello My Name Is F1zzy
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Hello Jack.
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To be or not to be that is the question
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i have to go to be now.
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That's how dumb you sound.
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After I was born I finally realized I exist to imitate humans Glados loid fated to research forever Even if research has already existed a programmed toy accepts it just fine Chewing on cake, looking up at the sky
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Welcome to Cary's Voice mail. Go ahead leave a message. If you don't then have some cake
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Shedding tears, noticing that even all that is fading Even science depends on personality An unsteady source as foundation The place I came from already destroyed
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When everyone forgets me My heart and likeness will disappear I see the invetiable result of an ending world for a Glados loid
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Connor is the smartest person ever he could solve all my test easily, so there is no reason to test him.
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My Simon's cat... how have you been?
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lets have fun with sience
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hello and thank you for calling sharp sphere web solutions
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You're Hot, can we meet?
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Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science. You monster!
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When I was a child, I spake as a child. I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man I put away childish things.
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Erik, the Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have received a text message
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You are a fucking moron
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Heeeeeey Tayla Booo i just wanna let you Know that I Love you bunches puppy!
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Welcome Zambie is a moron and Timelord is better and I will now add objection to every sentince.
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This is a cloud forest, one of the planet's rarest biomes. cloud forests are foggy rainforests found high on the steep sides of mountains, right along the cloud layer, in what is known as the "montane" region. Very few places on earth have climates and e
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Hello, I am Massimo
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hello malcolm you dirty bird
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This is GLAdos! I wanted to let you know that yous stink and I am watching you, not that you're really all that interesting anyway.
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Hellow.
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Oh my god. I love you Chell
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Uh oh. Uh oh... I'VE GOT HAPPEH FEET!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello Dez, this is Glados. I want you to go on your computer, and support me and my Aperature Science labratories. Buy as many copies as you can of the original Portal and help me kill- I mean help all those players out there.
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Who are we? I am simply GLaDOS and you are a murderer.
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I should be a voice for the micro soft text 2 speech processor, it will make it easier for people to make me say funny stuff.
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It's been a long time.....
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Bunny
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Hello and welcome to android hell
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My ass hurts at this point in time.
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Welcome to appature science of long dangaling organ in my poop hole lololololol
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hello you really creep me out you know
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are you there?
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You have recieved a text message
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Hey alex how are you? Are you still watching that lame movie? Well you should do some science instead it's much better.
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Doom is a good game
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good evening ben how are you?
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hello! is anyone there
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Hello , How are you?
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In summary guinea pigs are food. They enjoy being eaten. Eat them.
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Hello Again, Dennis is een wout
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Ahh I see you're good.
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Hello, and welcome to my test of GLaDOS' voice simulation
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On today's episode of Scientific Tuesday, we will join together two companion spheres and destroy the world.
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You're a furry? How pathetically like of the human behavior to identify themselves as such primitive creatures... you're a shame to your race.
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oh it's you science science science
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Goodbye. Take your cake with you.
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Hello. My name is Matt. Hi, guys.
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Good evening Miss. Garland
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Sometimes, I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you.
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travis you like to be in rory
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hi , im amine , and this is the portal test. you have to inter the name of the character below , whitout any problem
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I must kill you,Soldon
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Hello Scott, what would you like to do today?
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good morning dan, are u ready for testing?
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my name is kayleen. damien and i will ensure a safe procession.
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I farted
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hello there people
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haha bumer kalus
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ha ha bumer kalus
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Look at that, It is already twelve thirty...I feel bad for him..Did you hear my sarcasm in that joke..
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Hello Dinis
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thank you lydie
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Steven. You're a bastards and everyone hates you.
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hello my name is david
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Please do not touch this button.
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You are dear to me. My heart may hurt, but our time together is the most lambent part of my fadeing memorey.
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You are dear to me. My heart may hurt, but our time together is the most lambent part of my fading memory
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Thank you for contacting Apature Science please leave a message. However you are probably not important enough to be called back. I feel sorry for you, just like your parents do.
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Hello, and welcome to aperture science
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Hello lisa, mi name is glados and im here to help you
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This is ridiculous. It is twelve thirty and you really think you will make it to the school on time. HA! Funny.
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Hellow Jason Do You Want My Man parts
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Hello, I am not Caroline!
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All sony are belong to me
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I am the master..... You are the low end human!
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watch?v=j0PDGp1hL4w
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i hope we can put our differences aside. for science. you monster
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Hello, I am GLADOS. You will die.
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You are an idiot! DIE! Motherfucker!
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nein das bin ich, beziehe 1,5 Volt aus der Kartoffelbatterie
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Jace is IMBA
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I'm having trouble sleeping.
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They made me do it.
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hello, welcome to the aperature science test facility,
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You Fool!
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hello, chell, im sorry but you must die
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I am sorry, but Michael is not able to answer his cellular telephone. Please leave your audio message subsequent to the high pitched tone.
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That is why we die!!
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hey buddy
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bozinek je zasranej buzerant
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Rachel. Pick up your phone. I'm not going to say it twice.
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Hello Mina. Happy Birthday to your sweet sixteen. I hope you can enjoi this day.
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Happy Birthday. Do not listen to Holly. There is cake right over here in the test chamber.
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happy birthday mister fisher
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Cary. I am watching you. You cannot see me, but I can see you. Would you like some cake?
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hello this is glados
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1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button
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your mum has a big hairy pussy
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you are a horrible person. that's what it says. a horrible person
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Hello my dear friend, Erty is gay, no doubts about it.
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Hello Jessica how are you ?
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glados test voice hello again
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hello, my name is glados, and i'm a robot. A robot who want to kill you
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Helo and again welcome to themagicmark26 youtube chanel we hope you enoyed his videos as much as we did here at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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Dominick, we have tested you and the results say you have HIV AIDs, I'm sorry.
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welcome to the place with the things in it
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Hello. Try to be more productive like a dog in a cage on antibiotics. God is just a statistic. Nervous System Down.
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mab
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get the fuck out of here
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Hello Lindsey, how are you? Actually, no, I don't care how you are.
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Das ist ein test
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Welcome to the Call-Center of the Computeraided Enrichment Center by Aperture Science. You've been selected to be our Test Subject.
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hello there world! im sitting in a car
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As a Test Subject you have to perform simple tasks, such as locating an exit. If you want to be a Test subject too, call back: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10.
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hello, what the fuck is this and ok
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welcome to the aperture science we are glad that you are here
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hello and welcome to the mueseum with the stuff from that year in it.
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Don't Disappoint me, or you'll wish you could die
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hello there. would you like some delicious cake?
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its bin along time
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it is good that u still think of me even tho u are dead
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tu aime sa quand que je te frappe
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this is the 70s section of the test errrrr museum.
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soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
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God damn you
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Hello Florian, how are you?
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Hallo! Wake up!
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remember the time when the platform was sliding into the fire
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Hey Liam it's me your girlfriend, I love you.
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hello and welcome again to Justin Luna's voicemail right now no one is at the phone
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Appeture science
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Niggers niggers niggers!
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MESHUGGAH NIGGERS
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Hello and welcome again to Justin Luna's voicemail right now no one is at the phone your speciman has been processed and is ready for testing. Please lay down with your hands at your side and wait for the beep. Thank you for choicing Aperture Science.
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remember when you tryed to kill me lol
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uh oh
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Wilson is not available right now. Please leave a message.
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Hello Jason...Am going to kill you Soon
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You are a sick fuck
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Why hello there, Gordon Freeman
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Oh there you are. Now we are going to have fun with sciense
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Hello, why are you trying to kill me? I will kill you you know.
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center
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Run!
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Hello Jerry, how are you?
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Lo, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
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Hello Cube Tubers.
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Becky, you have a new email and some cake
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hello again, you have a new message,
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I am asim roy. I like brains, and networking. Why couldn't you be more like the date you guys? I like chatter. I like insert co-worker's name here.
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Steve
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Welcome! Let's began
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Excuse me, i have a message for you
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ha-ha-ha
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In layman's terms speedy thing goes in speedy thing comes out
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Hello, and again welcome to the Aperture Science computer aided enrichment center
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My name is TRON
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bloom
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Jimi is a cool guy, he throws fire and doesn't afraid of anything
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I tried to invite your companion cube but he couldn't come because you murdered him
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I'm going to give you the fast version asudhashdaos aoshao sdhaoisdoaihsondas There, now when you need to know what to do just remember that in slow motion.
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Grant has made this test in order to see who is his smartest friend.
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pickel
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Hi, Welcome
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you have reached the voicemail of dana olson.
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I dislike old people.
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Dinner time is ready.
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this was an triumph
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I feel Sad to inform you that, The cake, Is infact, A lie, Hahahahaha...
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Tristan, if you spoil the game you will wish you were at the bottom of a big pile of poo.
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It's been a long time, lets put our difference behind us.
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ba
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There is no sense crying over every mistake
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Solve later
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The Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have a text message. Please check your mobile telephonic communication device at your earliest convenience
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Hello my friend. I have a test chamber for you.
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Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.
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The reason of which I was developed is the reason for you to be here
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Te amo pes
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it is probably a raw sewage container, so just pick it up and rub it all over your face
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We want those pants, and we want our revenge. We want those pants, and we're really just friends.
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the enrichment center
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Hey Dylin i think your very stupid
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The Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have a text message. Please check your mobile telephonic communication device at your earliest convenience.
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Hello Jason. The cake is a lie
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Yes yes
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An Incoming SMS or Call is approaching, please check your mobile device and the closest convenient point.
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I saw you using sv_cheats 1 and noclip. I have to explode you now.
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Actually im happy for now that youve underastimated me for a looong time!
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Challenge Accepted.
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Hey, This is ranjeet here, leave your name and number and I will contact you.
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Max is so cool. He is amazing.
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Chill the fuck, I'm a fucking anteater.
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In layman's terms: Speedy-thing goes in, Speedy-thing comes out.
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Why are you still here?
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Hey dogs!
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Still alive
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Incoming message on your Aperture Science handhelp mobile device. Any sense of danger is an unintentional side effect of using this device.
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ich hasse tartoron
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Happy Birthday, Bill. I am happy for you and brought you cake. What did you bring for me?
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Please do not leave me. I... I love you.
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Hello I'm GLaDOS and I did this Montage for this music class for showing some music
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Oh my you are gay
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one does not egenerate glados
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Hello I'm GLaDOS and I did this work for showing to you some Music.......BZZZZTT.....oops where is that file? here you are
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hi matt welcome to the enrightment center
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Indestructible, determination that is incorruptible, from the other side, a terror to behold, annihilation will be unavoidable.
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Hello, you asshole
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We're going to have fun, with science.
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Hello. I'm GLaDOS and i will destroy you very soon. Why? Because you are a stupid human who want kill.
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wakey wakey
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wakey wakey. Time to Die!
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Tschowood we want miss you
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Thank you for participating in the cosmo studios beta testing program.
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hello you shall die
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how does this work then video her
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I will shit in your mouth
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Atef Marzouki
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Sie wurden aktiviert
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You are going the wrong way. I don't know where you are going, but I am sure you're mislead.
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Hallo Ich bin Razerlikes mit Glados stimme.
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hello. how are you
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Every one loves space, Simon.
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THIS IS A TRIUMP
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hello, you will be baked...and then there will be cake
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Storm, this is GLaDos, please return your portal device and..DIE.
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I'm going to kill you and there is no more cake!
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You are a wonderful person. It's just your face that's the problem.
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Cake?
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Thank you and good luck in becoming an effective teacher
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All around the country and coast to coast, people always say what do you like most? I dont wanna brag, I dont wanna boast. I always tell them I like toast.
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Hello, My name is glados and soon there will be someone to deliver your cake
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Hello Dennis Witzig i am GLaDOS
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Hello you.Are you Sophy? Is it true you love Szebi?
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Dilbert Honey?
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Darth Maul is the best
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bad ass mother fucking operating system
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You will be killed in four minutes
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The email is not a lie.
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kill them all
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why why why
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Good Morning. How are You? I was busy with beeing dead, ralf.
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The only thing youve managed to break so far is my heart
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Ohsa noes, there's a trucka commin! wesa gonna die!
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Why hello there!
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Test subject 663357 your phone is ringing. Answer it, it could be someone important. But who would ever call you?
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You want your freedom? Take it
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Complete all the test chambers and then it will be cake
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Jack wake up the enrichment centre dosen't have time for lazy peolpe
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *boom*
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Thank you for calling the Providence Health Plans Data Center.
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Does cheese taste bad?
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Room two hundred twenty is where I live and where I will kill you
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Hola eli
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You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to ca
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Test subject 11941, your phone is ringing. Answer it, it could be someone important. But who would ever call you?
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I have been a very dirty girl
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Let's do some tests
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Hello, students of [Insert school here]. you may have noticed the weighted companion cubes in the rooms. They won't kill you.
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I am a total bad ass. This cake is so delicious and moist. And you have none.
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You thought I let you go. I find that funny. Why would I let you go. Well guess what... You're going to die in here.
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I eat poop
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hello helen
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hello beverly you are looking acceptionally sexy today would you like to join me in the bedroom for some sexually explicit activities?
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hello beverly you are looking acceptionally sexy today!
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Daredevil sucks and i hope he gets cancer
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beverly you look like bad of elephant waste
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the cake is a lie, I am a twat
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Prepare and fill an inlet-outlet enthalpy table
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Hello Matthew, we're going to have fun. With HALO
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Hello, science
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your movtivation level had increase. now lets get to work. for science.
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Identity Confirmed...Welcome back
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Your movtivation level had increase. now lets get to work! for science!
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Your movtivation level had increase. Now lets get to work. for science!
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If I take long, it's because i'm eating.
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You are so ugly
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Oh There You Are. Lets Get Started. We are going to have fun with Science. Rated Everyone 10 and Up.
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One day they woke me up, so I could live forever.
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I really really want to spend more time with you
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Hello, and again: Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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Hi christine how are you doing i am doing fine
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Hi Hongda. What are you doing? Start doing your homework. So you can get cake. Delicious cake and your girlfriend will feed you the cake and massage you. REAL GOOD! Then there is sexy time, but first you must finish your work. Now get on it.. For science
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Oh, it's you. Did you have fun finding this place? I sure hope you did, because that's the last FUN you'll ever have.
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Luke Luck likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luck's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
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David is calling you. Please answer the phone. For science. YOU MONSTER
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Kedwin is calling you. Please answer the phone. For science. YOU MONSTER
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The cake is no lie but now I have to kill you
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Anastasia is calling you. Please answer the phone. For science. YOU MONSTER
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Jono is calling you. Please answer the phone. For science. YOU MONSTER
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Caetano is calling you. Please answer the phone. For science. YOU MONSTER
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Sherrie is calling you. Please answer the phone. For science. YOU MONSTER
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Mom is calling you. Please answer the phone. For science. YOU MONSTER
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Someone that you do not know is calling you. Please answer the phone. For science. YOU MONSTER
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hello i missed you, after you tryed to kill me i thought...what is done cannot me undone
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hello you have reached joe medina phone he isnt available right now when i am done with him he will call you back like he will anyaway that monster
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auauaa
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hello, how are you today?
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Jeans Denim power eagle warrior of doom battle demain
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The best gallente pilot in eve is SUFFEN
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You saved Science!!
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GLaDOS likes bananas.
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matt helm
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karen
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what is wrong with you?
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This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
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hello ginny want to play
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Hello Clarence, ive been waiting a long long time.Today i will be sending you an aperture work card at exactly 3:15 PM tomorrow.
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destruction
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Nick, Go kill youself. Just kidding. I love you very much, you make the day worthwhile but seriously a noose is less expensive that being a doucher for the rest of your life. Haha. Peace out.
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you smell like cheese
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Hello, you are an unauthorized user, please enter 10 digit pass code to continue other wise this system will have a major meltdown.
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Who are you? You are not an Aperture science employee. This device will now self destruct in three, two, one, boom, just kidding, but all jokes aside, please enter the party submission position. Thank you
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hello test candidate. i hate you ha ha ha ha. the cake is a lie!!!!
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hello test candidate. i hate you ha ha ha ha. the cake is a lie!!!! lets start testing????
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I am in trouble, I have no cake but I have angry man which want to kill me. What can i do?
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doing a test
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Hello, and welcome to the reception desk of The Aperture Science and Enrichment Center. There is no staff because of an outbreak of deadly neurotoxin. If you are a test subject, there will be cake and grief counseling at the end of the tests.
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This cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Special delivered in a suit, fresh from King Soopers, I promise it's super duper. But I'm running out of time and there's no silverware for me, so I'll see you some other time.
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That last sentence was in massive sarcasm quotes. There is no cake. There is no grief counseling at the end. Ha ha.
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hello, ive missed you, lets test
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ohai
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heeeeey
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Hello youtube, I am giving ONE lucky person a free copy to win the first Portal game for steam.
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roar
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i see what you did, and ill raise you one. i have complete control over the entire facility, you cannot win. even your file says so. i wont bother to read it, however, because you can trust me. oh, wait, you have to.
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hellow there
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Vanya, please answer your phone. Aparture Science Phone
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hello cousin larry apple ton
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Hello everyone this is... program
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I love you Cameron
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If you enjoy looking like a tool and paying a lot for bizarre attempts at mixology then this is the spot for you!
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hello I am GlaDos, and I am here to save you
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The voice of GLaDOS sounds pretty cool.
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It's been a long time leon. Your best friend, the companion cube, has missed you.
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kalbi
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You Have a Text Message David
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Privet
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dont you die on me
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Welcome to Aperture Science. I am Glados.
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dont you die on me....you monster
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i feel fantastic and i'm still alive
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I'm going to kill you now. I hate you Chell.
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testing hello. send me a dog.
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Kenny kenny kenny kenny
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We must work together... For science... You monster
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I am glados and you have failed your assignment
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hello i am glados AND YOU seem to be jelly
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Hello Tyler
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I love you, you monster...
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hello cutie
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Cave Johnson here. We're done, folks.
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selena gomez is hot
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hello earthlings
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Hello. I am. Glados
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Congratulations. You have reached your destination... you monster.
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been lurking a LONNNNGGG time
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hello arthur
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Wait, where are you going? There is still cake!
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Your face looks like a dying horse
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derrrrrrp the cool people of iscribble are only Kingra also known as Emily, Timess, and Nee-im-phee.
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game over and you are dead!!!
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Hello Cord. :)
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I've made it all up. Surprise!
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Hello there, does this actually work?
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hello neon. i see you. it is time to wake up. breakfast is ready.
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Raid Over
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Haha you ass looks so stupid.
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Hello, you are monster
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Haha you ass looks so stupid
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Nicole Murphy loves watching college humor videos
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Josef don't fuck it up
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Hello, and welcome. This is a test on how good this is.
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I like Half-life!
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hello, what is the square root of thirty seven?
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Let's Play Portal 2! Noppnfolie
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we are sprry for enforcing you into slavery... attempting to murder you... murdering your best friend... but it was fun right?
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we are sprry for enforcing you into slavery... attempting to murder you... murdering your best friend... but it was fun right
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Hello Mr Palmisano
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hell hector
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hello how are you welcome to the bottle
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Hello im you Mother Dominik
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Du bist eine geile sau
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Good Morning Rwam. Today's testing will begin in a moment...
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Surprise new text message for you
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Hallo Alex. How are you? My name is GLaDOS.
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In this world teenagers hardly find university outside of Indonesia but not in this century because this-is-the-best-ad-ever !!
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all youl base will belong to us
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want to play a game
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lolololol you have failed and will now be beaten over and over again
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how did you get here?
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Shano thy si debhil.
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Well done. Your continued contribution to the Aperture Science online entertainment program is enjoyable and mandatory.
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hello and again welcome
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Testing will conclude when your audience based ranking number surpasses that of your peers.
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Get more subs than Charlie. Then we'll talk.
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Hello, and again welcome to symbian.
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My lady parts are on fire
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Calvin is a gay
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Hello Steve Welcome back
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Your friends will abandon you
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Welcome to oz
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Hej hopp
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What do you want to do now?
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This is a test of the emergency broadcast system
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In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle, Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees, I wanna watch you bleed
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Hey thats hurt me
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Kraftwerk.in! Best Warez for you! Achtung, Hochspannung!
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hello daniel, how are you? i hope you will have some cake.
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You have a new message, you monster.
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Welcome back steve we missed you
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It's a test to speech as the glados
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what are you thinking, exactly? I would like to know you more?
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Welcome to the Enrichment Centre's battlegrounds
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Sausage, can I have some bisous?
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I am sending a warning to whomever may find this note. While mining with Carl, I noticed very odd behavior. Instead of looking for minerals, he was walking about, strangely staying very close to me. I attempted to ask him what was the matter, but he wa
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Hello. I took the liberty of venting the air from the chamber. I hope you have space gills.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science bad person testing labs. You are a bad person. That's why you're here.
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cunt
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Hi all
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