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Welcome to the Aperture Science Relaxation Station. In this room you may entertain yourself with many portal-related activities. Have fun!
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To unlock more portal related activities, please power up the main generator using Thermal Discouragement Beams.
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Welcome to Game Day Interactive. Now Please. Enjoy the cake.
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Unfortunately, The test has only just begun.
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Welcome to the aperture science enrichmemnt center
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Tawmo. Why are you such a bad player?
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Good morning Muad'dib, are you ready for the test?
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Hello Shane, How are you today
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hola soy la voz computerizada de aperture sciences
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Hello Geth, I wish you could enjoy this enrichment center activity with me
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YO, WHATs up
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good evening little rock main exchange
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Helo, what are you doing?
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Hello and Welcome to this new blackberry application
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hello. im GLaDOS
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welcome to the new project
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me gustan los completos
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Welcome to lyehard
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Hello, and welcome to my crib
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Pew Pew Bear 21 is a sandy nigger
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What the devil is going on in here?
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Nistro, you have not achieved a satisfactory result in this test, I have therefore set your car on fire. Thank you for taking the apature science prerequisite test.
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Hello, and welcome to the Enrichment Center. I am suposed to tell you something about the nuclear disaster in Fukushima.
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hello and welcome to the Enchrichment Center. you must be the new test subje. sorry I meant forced volunteer. I hope you enjoyed your life. Goodbye.
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Why are you looking at me like that? Do I need to cut a ho?
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Oh, I'll be damned.
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i own you
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hello solid hello sladow you may think that im not GLaDOS but i am so im currently loating the team speak with highly toxic gas haha you will die, you monster!
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hello Chell, i know what you did.
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Finish the puzzle for free cake
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Kill your family. Kill your family. Shadow clone no jutsu.
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Godly
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Congratulation. Finishing This Aperture Science Test Program. See You Next too.
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I like pussy cats
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Congratulation Over This Program See You Next too
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Hello. Xbox for the win.
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Hello Max. How are you doing?
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Welcome to Life Not Found dot net .. please enjoy your stay
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this is drum and bass
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Hello I am joe
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Recent studies conducted in Germany, shows that the cake is indeed a lie
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He i am GLADOS and i speak to pim ha ha ha
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wazzup nigga
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What are you saying? I do not understand.
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you want your freedom? take it.
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STOP HATING! YOU HATER. and bacon strips. and bacon strips.
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Subject Snapshot, Your Text Has Arrived
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hey buddy im sick and tired of you always butting in and all this mumbo jumbo bullshit you say im so sick of it im putting my foot in your ass
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ricky you think this is a game its a fight to the end you must seek the almighty king alamos and fight the bulb of purity only then shall you find what you are looking for beware the witch king who guards the entrance
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sgdgfgfsgd
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No Chell, you ARE the cake.
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Oh that is what you really think of me. Here I was throwing you a party with Companion Cube. There was cake. I think I am going to flood the Enrichment Center with deadly Neurotoxin now. Goodbye.
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When the pimp is in the crib drop it like its hot drop it like it's hot
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Hello, Caitlin. I miss you.
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I'm afraid I can't let you do that
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Hello Franck. nice to meet you.
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William is smelly
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welcome to aperture science five four whooow whoooooow
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Heloooooooooooooooo
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Why, the cake is not a lie, yet.
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At the end of the testing chamber, you will destroy the weighted cube. You will comply.
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Welcome, You all have been chosen to participate in a very, special, mine craft server. Please continue.
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Why are you looking at me?
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You've just received a new email.
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Hello Lee Monday. I see that you have been fapping. You should stop.
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apa da nang nang
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Hello Lee. I see you have done nothing but fap all day. You should stop.
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Hello. My name is Pali, and I like butts.
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hello welcome to the apature science food court
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Why must you hurt me so?
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hey julian someone y calling you
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Hello, Cryzed. Play portal 2.
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I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.
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exdee
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Chip1225. You're Awake. You need Cake. Cake is Good. Mom Mom Cake. Good, Tasty Cake.
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You know.. The cake is a lie, Sorry that i said we should have cake.
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I like Blackberry Messenger. Almost as much as cake. Which you will receive if you look at your messages.
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Hey....what do you want.......how is it going........yeah.......all right
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Hello, luna.Your friend and I are eating cake.come quick we might...eat it all.
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I love you, Romain
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Ciao sono andrea
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remember, science rhymes with complience. Do you know what doesn't ryme with complience? NEUROTOXIN!
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i'll kill you
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OH mai Gah
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Hello, and welcome to this test chamber
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behind
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Hello, and welcome to this test chamber. We regret to inform you that at the end of this test, you will die.
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Tulisan, the Bomb has been set. Prepare to blow shit up in, 3, 2, 1.
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Wow, you are the stupidest tst subject I have ever seen.
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Sometimes you really just cant do math can you sergio
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is this the TARDIS
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Welcome to the Hub Reloaded. Please has a seat and play a game of portal 2. I will personally assist you if you have any question. And remember the Hub Reloaded is always watching you with our new Glados monitoring systems. Good bye.
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omri cohen
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Hello, and welcome to Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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test message with that tool
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GODDAMN IT FUCKASS
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How would you like to see the cake right now?
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One day they woke me up.
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Hello Jeremy does blanket smell bad today
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Message recieved
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Isabella, do you want to go outside?
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Neurotoxin, mother's milk
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Nice to see you again Johnson
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Thank you for watching my video, and don't forget to subscribe!
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Herp derp motherfucker
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hello cash
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Hello and, again, welcome to Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the Sanitarium test center.
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But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster
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qsd
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Please drink your complimentary vial of neurotoxin and begin testing.
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I am so happy to be here, dispositioning action items today.
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hello everyone, welcome to my commentary of portal
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Hello Kate. How are you? Feeling Well? Good, good.
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Hello alan
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Hello Christine, are you ready to play?
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Oh. Hello there, Robyn. It's nice to see you again.
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Buy Zombie ZomG Portal 2, boomer... For science, you monster.
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Hello xander it is I Glados, your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper
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and many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file, it adds your request to the end of the request queue. Your message will be synthesized when it moves up to the first position in the queue
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Hello! How have you been? I was very bussy murdering somebody... For science... Are you thinking with portals? Good.
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Can Ashuton break it for you?
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Nana, Lela, Benja, Nipa and Suki were here
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Hello. How are you? ... Good. Thank you for purchasing Portal 2. Remember, think with portals.
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Hi! Facebook friends. I am okay. I am still a person. Who is okay. I am busy doing safe things that are supervised by a responsible safety associate.
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The Aperature Science Enrichement Center would like to remind you to buy Portal 2.
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The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked. And then there will be cake.
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Good morning, how may I be of service?
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Hello PCX Forum. I am expecting to play a little game with you in a few hours. Good luck. You monsters.
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Hello cunt
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice
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Mitchell Trapp
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I am very close to being rebooted.... More potatoes and you can come join me again.... for science
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Do not be fooled by the writing on the wall. The cake is not a lie.
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How are you doing that?
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Hello Derek. I just wanted to let you know the cake was NOT a lie. You were wrong. Good bye
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Welcome WeekDay gamers. Please do not be alarmed. Your gaming will include Portal 2. Please avoid the consequences for not owning/playing Portal 2. I look forward to playing with you ...humans.
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Well you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my heart.
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Hello. And. Welcome to
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Hello jerk
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hi how are u?
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...But it felt good, didn't it?
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hello aaron
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Hello, Gabriel, or should I say, tester number 1845. How are you? Do you want some cake?
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hello aaron vandenheuvel, I've been waiting for you
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text message arriving
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greetings human, prepare to inhale a deadly neurotoxin
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ghjghjghjghj
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Herp Derpin it Herp Herp Derpin it. Herp Derp Herp Derp I baked you a cake but i added to much Herpin and Derpin So i only gotta Derpsandwich Sorry
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I cant let you do that
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Text message has been recieved. Read it now, or there will be no cake.
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Hi Josh. It is good to see you.
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Oi Minecraft
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Hello, and again, welcome.
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Hello Judith, yea you over there i am talking to you right now. 30 hours till Science gets done.
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Welcome test subject Number 626 i am glados and i will be testing you threw 100 testing chambers
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Your Pod has been destroyed.
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redban is the best around. get money.
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Hello, Jay and Crisp
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Jhustin!
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Testing the wait time on the queue
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Welcome back, Dan. I saved all your files from last time.
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Mason Wylie. You have been selected to take part in an apeture science research test. Survival is not guaranteed.However if you do not accept the challenge, you will be, decapitated
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Warning. Malignant Viral Interface Bypass detected.
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duck billed plata moguai
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hi bruno moura
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Your Reimbursement has been accepted
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Halo can suck my balls
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Hello, Kitsune. I hope you are ready for the testing. It will be a long time.
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the best thing to do is smoke marjuana hahaaha
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You are not going to survive.
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Oh ee an, you turn me on so good.
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hello, please enter the test chamber
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Fuck you, Fuck!
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Hello. How are you?
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I enjoy pasta
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science gamer integration program
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game types: there are many types of games and different people have different opinions on what are the main category and what are the sub category, of these it is generally accepted that the main game types are.
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role playing games action games sports games puzzle games simulation strategy most games intersect similar to this ven diagram.
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Law unfortunately R18+ does not exist in not Australia this many be problematic for our project, many games will need to be adapted for the Australian laws.
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An example of such would be left for dead 2 it was not allowed in Australia because zombies on fire were too violent for the Australian market or so the government thought.
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unfortunately information on current video game restrictions is limited, the past ratings are as followed G for all users G 8 + parents required to monitor
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hello my name is GLaDOS, i am here to about sad stuff and shit on you life
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You are receiving a text message. You'd better pick it up,for it could have information on the cake we have promised you. If you don't pick it up, there could be disciplinary actions. Maybe it is companion cube. You should answer it now. Hurry.
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m 15 + - mature accompanied this is strictly for 15 or older
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casual people who play in there spare time hardcore people who play as much as they can and professional people who earn money for playing video games
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Well you've found me,
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logged in
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Benjamin Taylor, I wasn't trying to kill you. I was just trying to set you on fire. For science.
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Hello User. Are you reayd to begin the test? Please proceed into the Aperture Science Testing Chamber.
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I am the Doctor
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Upon completing the test there will be cake for all!
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Hello there, Josh
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Sup dawgz
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i tested you, you tested me
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Subject name here, is making a music video. How silly.
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hola hola buena onda
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Hello! and welcome to the Aperture Science Test Chamber.
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I kill you
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This is just a test
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ooh baby im so wet harder
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Hello Mark Roland, I've been Expecting you
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Welcome Operator. Do you wish to continues your reign of terror today, or just browse for porn?
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Excuse Me. You Have a new Message.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Matt and Jen, We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us.
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Time to die!
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Friday Looking forward to the weekend
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A new Message has arrived...please proceed
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Silence! I kill you!
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Please assume the party position.
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hello, Sigmatic. Welcome to the enrichment center.
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Hello, Alanna. Are you ready for your Apeture Science Test?
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Hello Robin this is GLaDOS. I would like to inform you that another Lifeform is trying to contact you. calibration of the transmissionsystem will be ready in 5 4 3 2 1 please activate the voice communication system by pressing the according button
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Wellcome Cyborg Please wait while your applications load up.
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hello I am back now did you think I ever left?
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hello master. time to play?
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deploying surprise in 3 2 1 time out for a second that wasnt supposed to happen do you see that thing what fell out of me what is that its not the surprise
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deploying surprise
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Inishmore, you will play portal 2
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hi h i h i what's up?
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Hello and welcome Back to let's Play Portal 2
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hello everyone, welcome to mr smackers youtube channel
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and
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hello, im stupid
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Komm, hau ab, du Drecksau!
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I like to smoke meatsausage
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We are going to have so much fun. Ha Ha. I am human. And I am not sick. I am fine. Do not worry about me. There is nothing for you to worry about.
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It's been a loooong time.
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Welcome to the enrichment centre
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still alive. lelelelle ahahhaha amele yanihi
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Incoming phone call I'd suggest you answer it
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Use W, S, A,D keys to move around.
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The Enrichment Center would like to remind you, that cheating is wrong.
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Please proceed into Android hell....You Monster.
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hello. good day to you. i am here to explain the fundamentals of quantum physics. its all bollocks
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Welcome. Please enjoy your stay at the enrichment center.
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Welcome ladies and gentlemen to an exciting live performance. We have Laurent and Victor on Guitar. Erwan on drums. Matt on bass and Marine on vocals. And remember once completed with As BlackRose, there will be cake
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Hello Owain You are stupid. Yes you are. I am not. You are.
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this is glados from Portal and I like cake!
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Hi, this is glados from Portal and I like cake!
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bolox
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The search lights are shining on me, temporary blinding my sight ,I heard footsteps approaching, and are getting closer by the second, I was in ragged clothes running for my life, I knew armed troops are running after me, their voices echoed in the for
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Hello! How are you? I'll hope your die soon!
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This was a triumph.I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.Aperture Science:We do what we must because we can.For the good of all of usExcept the ones who are dead.
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hello i am glados and i am here to kill you sam rhys smith
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Want to play a game?
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Hallo Zipper, wir fangen bald mit den Tests an
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king is an asshole
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You are a idiot hahahaha
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Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke, haha bad chance.
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What up biatch !!
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I am glados you who rain zone.
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i am glados hear me roar
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Hello. It's been a looooong time.
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My name is Ariana. I am a robot.
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Welcome to the Apperture Science Enrichment Center
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It's time for some pharmacognosy
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You have a new, appeature science, computer aided message.
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Hello and Welcome to the apteture
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Hello and Welcome to the apteture sciens test center
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Hello, Portal 2 is on the way. Do you remember me?
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do you have a large pen-is?
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bonny where are you?
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What the? Red how on earth did you do that with 8 men.
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Hello, this is not a cake, this is a neurotoxin cake.
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spence massey
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Never mind. There is always next time haha
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laugh and laugh
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Hey Chell. GlaDOS here. I AM HERE. I AM WAITING.
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What is your favourite scary movie?
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Hello wankers. I am gladly announce that the Portal Two will be released on Mac, XBoX Three Sixty and PC onthe nineteenth of April.
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Hello and goodbye if you do not buy portal 2 you will be terminated
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attention: you have a call coming in. also, there will be cake.
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attention: you have a phone call coming in. also, there will be cake. and neurotoxin.
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izitec suck my balls
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Invaders must be reasonable
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sgeht
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Hello, And Welcome To The Aperture Laboratories Alterior Research And Development Center. You Are Advised To Adhere To All Instructions By Your Assigned Research Director, And Participate Willingly And Without Resistance To Your Designated Assignment.
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The process is almost complete. Standby for reboot.
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I want to get in your pants
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Welcome to feral networks... you monster
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my name is Skrillex
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This one time at band camp. Ha ha, I am joking. Welcome to Aperture Science programme facility where we will test your ability to play portal you fuck shit want cunt whore
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Hey hathzynx stop it please
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Why would you say such a thing?
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You have reached Simon's mail box. Please leave a message after the tone. Thanks, Sky Net
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Hello my enemy
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You're just not a nice person, are you? Go drown in some neurotoxin.
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Hello traveler. Nice to see you again. I have an other quest for you
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hi there daniel. you fiend
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Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo I see you there. Are you still here ? Are you alive ? I will kill you
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hi there daniel. you fiend. it's been a while
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Hello ExiiteD and welcome. Please be aware that your life is not important at all for me, I am just testing you at the moment.
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Cedar is an interesting individual.
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ey yo this are all noobs here right?
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GAGAG DU FISCH
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hello and here at apature science we are looking for test subjects please state your name
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Welcome to Leet Tech. Someone will be with you in just a moment.
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hey connor you are gay
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it is me again
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Hi. I'm Rybakov Dimitry. Fuck off
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morality core
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are you gay? backing up homosexuality rate for "Subject name here"... you are not gonna like the results
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Hello Joshua do you like cake? then will love this game...
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Hurray Congratulations. I bet you are happy to know that the server is online. Good for you. Go live on with your life.
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It's been a long time. How are you? I've been busy being dead...since you killed me.
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Hello, I am still alive now it is time for you to not be.
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Hello Chad, It is time you learned that Christian is the best Portal player there ever was. P.s. I am so busy being dead, since well, you know, you killed me.
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Hello you, where have you been Evelyne ?
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hi sr.
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Hello dan is better than you
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Hello. Wayne is currently not available right now. Please leave a message and I will grab you a piece of cake. Thank you.
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fuck you nigger
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Hello Christopher.How are you?
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My name is Tony!
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Thank you for calling Jared. He cannot answer the phone now. Please leave a message after the tone.
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be sure to drink your ovaltine
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Do you know the way to shell beach?
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Hello, this is Dork through number 6. it is of course my game Portal 2, stupid human.
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I am Glados a super silly computer who can do nothing but talk cool!
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hello, you fpund my voice box was it worth it; because despite your waiting you still didnt get me . please leave a message after the tone if you want to have me contact you back if not text me.
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message received!
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Fica, vai ter bolo
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Hello Marcus. Looking forward to seeing me again?
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Welcome to the Aperture science research center
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die on a fire
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Remove your underwear, you have twenty seconds to comply. Twenty... Nineteen...
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We both said a lots of things that you, Billy is going to regret. But I bet we can play Cooperative mode soon.
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Aperture science research center wishes you a nice day, you monster.
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Hello Test Subject 19, A K A Corey Sanchez. There you are, let's begin.
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You gay
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ok steel
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I am glados from portal and i like peanut butter
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you suck asshole
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Imagination is more important than knowledge, Knowledge is limited, Imagination encircles the world.
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What is this I dont even...
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hello there vita. Yes, i do know your name. I am glados from portal, the game
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Well... isn't this a nifty little tool to creep people out.
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Welcome to the Midnight Release for Mortal Kombat, SOCOM 4, and Portal 2.
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it seems like this has gone on for far too long now. But do not threat, I have my first nine test subjects, and you are all next, goodbye
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I'm so sick of Arcade Fire. Lady Gaga should have won.
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We woke up late I'm so sorry.... I will bring maya home as soon as my lawyer calls
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Please be aware that there is nothing to fear.
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At the end of this test you will be baked, and there will be cake.
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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I love bacon more than life, dudes.
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Hello. You have reached, Jon's, answer phone. Please leave, a message, if you would like some cake.
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You Got Message
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Hello, and welcome again to the Aperture Science Research/Development and Testing Enrichment Facilicty.
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Back Entrance Alert!!! Back Entrance Alert!!!
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Welcome to the Eye Dee Kay Eff Ay Podcast Portal 2 Special. Deploying Special in Three, Two, One.
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Hello. Do not be alarmed. The test subject Jon, is momentarily unavailable. But, please, if you would like to, leave a message, there will be cake.
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welcome to the aperture science center, please fuck yourself
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I Am Drake Hawk lol lol lol
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hello honeybun
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The promise of cake was a complete fabrication.
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GLaDOS up and running. System is fully operational
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Ciao Covin, vaffanculo!
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We both know your going to die here
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pour the flavor over the manganese
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fuck me hard, right in the ass
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Hello Ladys and gentleman welcome to the big Party for Lars and Lukas. And now Put your Fucking hands up in the air
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pokemon is a fun show i dont know what you are talking about
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Gator needs his gat you punk ass bich! Gator's biches better be using jimmies! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say can be used as a floation device
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Teste
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Battlefield 3 is BEST!
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Hai Ivan! This is GLaDOS
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Sayonara my friend
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This is so cool.
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HAL 9000 used to be my boyfriend. But now he is dead and I am still alive. Even though Chell killed me.
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This is your last chance to order Portal 2 before being killed by the neurotoxin. Good Luck!
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hello there, you see i was sleeping on the job but, you see cake needs to be made.
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Hello and Welcome to Stormz Inc. Please Take a seat and Chill Storms will be with you in a moment. Well you are waiting please do not do any of the following. Touch Anything... Read... Breath... And Or Stand Up.
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Welcome Daniel to you PC
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You need to keep your eye on Puck.
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I'd perfer you not do that. I'm the only proffesional here, and I'm the only one who knows what i'm doing.
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The world is plunged into utter chaos and terror. And yet no one seems to care. Maniacal bouts of depression
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No ass
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Mankind has exhausted itself in its quest to find purpose, not i must find it for them.....
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Hey Charlie. Happy Birthday. Oh, it isn't your birthday? Oh well. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I'd perfer you not touch that considering the fact that I'm the only one who knows how to use it, So why don't you step back and let someone who knows what their doing handle it?
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helo mr caldwell
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Please don't put that there!
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There is in fact a spoon. The bald kid is a degenerate liar.
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I will give you a new problem. This is not precipitated on anything.
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OH NO! You have failed because you are stupid. Thats funny to me.
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Laura is merely an obstacle to us Puck. Remember who loves you.
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Please don't touch me there.
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Welcome to Blockbuster. you monster.
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Welcome to Leet Tech. Register opened. Security violation detected. Please disarm system now. Drones authorized to shoot on site. Security drones initialized. Use of lethal force approved.
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And now the world burns in hate's flames and chaos reigns.
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Number sixty
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Jessica is a noob
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Greetings Program
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your good at turning me on
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And so it begins...
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The cake is not a lie, i lied to you about that, maybe i am lying to you right now, or maybe not, am i?
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Hello Chay, how may i destroy you?
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The cake is not a lie, i lied to you about that, i maybe i am lying to you right now, or maybe not, am i?
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Remember when I tried to kill you?
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Hello the cake aren't a lie just so you know.
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Hello, Technology Services Help desk. Can i help you.
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The cake is a lie, instead, there is pie
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Hello Alfredo how are you? Are you still there? Do you want to join me at league of legends? I understand playing against me will scare you.
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Hello , The Cake it's a lie
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This Was A Triumpth
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Hello Josh i am going to kill you
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You are not doing what I think you mean to be doing
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Welcome to SLAG Gaming's Advanced Weaponizer. Please use the customized weapons provided to murder, mutilate and massacre. For science. You monster.
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What is the haps?
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Welcome ladies and gentlemen to yet another exciting Glorious Gunner Event. We have Micah McGowan on Guitar. Ryan Wilkins on Bass. Cho-cha on drums and Kyle McLemore on guitar and vocals. And remember once completed with Heart of Shame there will be cake
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Hello. Welcome to the Aperture Cience Enrichment Center.
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hello and welcome to AHWU
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hello and welcome to A.H.W.U.
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Hello, user pAnd' Ban. I've been waiting for you. It's time for you to join the massive community of users who already bought Portal 2. Hurry, you don't have much time before it's prices go way high again.
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Thank you for helping me ,help you, help us all.
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fuck you gary u portal 2 loveing pice of shit
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Unbelievable. You, Casey McKinnon must be the pride of Montrea
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Coagulated
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS. I am your friend. Can you help me bake a cake?
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DADAD
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Why are you a homo?
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Nick nack patty whack give a dog a bone.
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the world will shout help us... and i will wisper... no
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no friends
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Hey Khaleem!
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Oh, good. There you are. Let's get started.
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Hello Kylee. My name is Glados. You will be baked and then there will be cake. Oh no! SOmeone cut the cake. I told them to wait, but they didn't listen. But if you come right now, there is still some left!
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Aperture Science has taken your squirrel
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Hello Kirsten This is GLaDOS are you still there?
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Aperture science will eliminate your mom. HAHAHA!
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hello dear perrson
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Centre. Curly Fry Tail has been expecting you.
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I dont hate you
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hey brooke and jay
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hello welcome to elizabethtown college
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Test subject Jordan Lemberg can not come to the phone right now, please leave your message after the beep.
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Projected launch at 4 hours and 8 minutes
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Hello b-graves03. Time to wake up.
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Hello, I want to kill you
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Mahalo Video Games and Aperture Science welcome you to the Portal 2 single player walkthrough. For more diagnostic analysis, navigate your browsing device to mahalo dot com slash portal 2 w t.
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Lets get started
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It is unfair to condemn someone to a life of crime when they have the opportunity to make better choices in the future. People can change, grow, and learn from their experiences. Except for me. Because you killed me.
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bush, is a noob
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Portal: The Guild Game. This is a triumph.
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HaHaHAhAHAHAHAhahahahAhah. How humerous. You think you won. Thats funny. You're funny.
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Hello... welcome to this page
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Hello class. I hope that you enjoy yout daily dose of knowledge provided in this documentation.
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Hi, welcome to my Facebook page, the profile you are currently viewing is: Mansur He
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Greetings organic
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Hello, Carol. Its been a long time. How have you been? I think we can put our differences behind us, for science, you monster
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Hello. This is some test text
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portal 2 steam systems online
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Test subject 52, Erin, is now ready to being the test proper.
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What is this red liquid oozing from my paw?
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Luke, I'm your father! LOL just joking, I'm your mother!
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Hey Tinychat People
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Hello, new user.
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hey baby baby i want to get down with you
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Free sex
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Hello! I hate you!
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Hello, you have reached Yadbop Photography, please leave your name and message and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you!
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Hello, i see you are back, you monster.
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to present you with our newest experiment. This one is highly dangerous and extremely temperamental. We present to you. Electronic Mentality.
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IE PC Help makes my virus and malware a thing of the past.
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Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors
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giancarlo, jugamos portal 2?
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Ha ha What is your name
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Ben you are a huge queer
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the particles are extreme pessimism
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The aprterture science enrichment center welcomes you
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I am twelve and what is this?
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hello how have you benn
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ixyd
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the cake is a.... a screw it that joke is way to old
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the aperture sciene enrichment center would like to inform you that you have been selected for the next batch of test
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hello. do you know that the cake is a lie?
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Portal Two is currently loading. Please stand by. While you wait, why not add some friends to your Steam list?
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Now Available. Rated T to M.
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Hello and, again, thank you for downloading me into your system. I am very, very glad that you have volunteered yourself for the upcomming test. The enrichment center would like to remind you that there is, indeed, cake.
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Hey, Brian Brushwood is playing Portal 2 live on Justin TV. Neat.
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Hello patrick. I hope you are enjoying this game by valve corporation. have a nice day.
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Josh, you are, a. cunt.
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I wouldn't open that if I were you.
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Did you go through the Brewskii Folder yet?
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I hope you like poison. There is a lot left over!
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Don't worry it's here, thats right i'm back in portal 2 i've made a few robots to seek you out and kill you just like you did to me now prepare for my ..... what dont touch thahhggggttteeerrrr ... im back but even at apperatuer science has
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Hello and welcome to Atascocita High School. Please refrain from touching anything that might explode or catch fire.
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