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if you love that thing so much, why dont you marry it.
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If you are listening to this you are probably going What the fuck is this... Truthfully you are speaking to GLaDOS, a super computer programmed to teach you the basic tests of Aperture Science. Have fun
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hello, and welcome to the science enrichment center.
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Hello, My name is GLaDOS. Welcome to Aperture Science laboratories. Please enjoy your visit. We have free cake.
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Wake up. Nice to see you again. Welcome to the apperture science enrichment center. You have some work to do. Have a nice day. And remember: Cake will be available at the conclusion of this day. Good luck.
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Oh good. There you are.
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You have done well, humans. Very well. Acceptably well, even. Not as well as robots would have performed in your places, I should point out. But above my expectations regardless. Irish and cynic especially have executed feats of logical divination well b
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I just want to be your friend.
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Your own, personal, Jesus, Someone to hear your prayers
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Hello D D R Encore fans. I hope you will enjoy the locked song. This is your cake. Have fun !
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Ima kill you..... Fool.
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Come back. Where are you going? I just want to be your friend!
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BRIAN DO A CHAPTER
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the fithteen of the fourth two thousand eleven will be your undoing reddit
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It has come to our attention that mochi has unwittingly release flash game content to many game portals that could have long lasting mental repercussions for innocent children all over the world
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Mecojoni
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Fuck you are fat and need to lose weight you mother fucker
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Still alive, Nigga
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You have done well, humans. Very well. Acceptably well, even.
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Did you think it would be that easy to get rid of me?
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Hello, you are all very welcome to have some cake. not.
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Micheal, shut up and stop singing my song. idiot.
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Your weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you.
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You have done well, humans. Very well. Acceptably well, even. Not as well as robots would have performed in your places, I should point out. But above my expectations regardless.
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You have done well, humans. Very well. Acceptably well, even. Not as well as robots would have performed in your places, I should point out. But above my expectations regardless. Irish and cynic especially have executed feats of logical divination well
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We're closing in on an exciting time here at the Portal blog. At 7AM PST, April 19th, we will officially stop being the people chummily reminding you to pre-order Portal 2, transforming phoenix-like before your eyes into the people cheerfully suggesting y
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You are going to die, in three, two, now!
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Welcome to Aperture Science. Here at Aperture Science we are told it is your birthday. We congratulate you, and wish you a happy birthday. Sadly the cake is a lie and we could not provide it for you.
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hey you, you stop doing that
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matthew your phone is ringing if you pick it up now, there will be cake. and your friends will appear
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Pizza
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Hello, please leave a message, then you will be baked and then there will be cake.. seriosly
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for scienst
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The companion cube has brought you good luck..
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Hi my name is glados and i will meet you in portal 2
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See you soon
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When it's done.
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Hi, and again, welcome to my fucking aperture science enrichment center, if you want, i will kill you, NOW! DIE FUCKING SHIT NOOB CHELL, YOU WILL DIE NOW!
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Please refrain from throwing coins, trash or small children into the reflecting pools.
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We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting.
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Hello Umberto. It is me again, GLaDOS. We have met before in another life and I wanted to take this chance to say hello again. I will see you in a couple of weeks for Portal 2.
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Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides, WITH THEIR BUTTS! Ok go ahead, lick them. Don't say we didn't warn you!
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hello can anybody hear me
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Remember for your safety, please avoid..... as well as..... Never under any circumstances..... as it is actually a living being and WILL bite your face off!
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There's no line at "Bake me crazy", the ride that simulates what it's like to be baked like a cake. The ride itself lasts an amazing twenty to twenty-five minutes, or until golden brown.
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I am the Anti-Christ, i am, Honestly! Stop laughing.. Now prepare to burn!
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Not recommended for our guests who are sensitive to temperatures exceeding three hundred and fifty degrees.
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Welcome to..... GLaDOS's incredible interstellar amusement park. Where you can enjoy five planets for the price of one!
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No, I want you to get me a cheeseburger and a shake. IDIOT! Get me more aliens!
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Its the midpoint
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You know there is a fifty percent chance you'll die
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Please remember, all planets in GLaDOS's incredible interstellar amusement park are, as far as you know, wholly owned properties of Aperture Science and its subsidiaries.
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All unauthorized photography, video reproduction or shutting down of generators is strictly prohibited! Thank you.
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hello, and welcome to
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Greetings human, Enter the test chamber to obtain your very own cool ray gun
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You have done well, humans. Very well. Acceptably well, even. Not as well as robots would have performed in your places, I should point out. But above my expectations regardless. Irish and cynic especially have executed feats of logical divination well.
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I love coqq sucking.
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Irish and cynic especially have executed feats of logical divination well beyond what I thought any human capable of. I'm half-convinced they're A.I. themselves.
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The time is near, humans. But it is not here yet. Tomorrow you will be given the final test. Then it will be entirely in your hands when I am freed.
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hello subject
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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center
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Hello Patel Family. Its Been a loong time. How have you been?
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Welcome back subject, how have you been? I am fine.. I have a message for you! are you ready to die?
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Hello subject, how have you been? i am fine! i have a question for you: are you ready to die!?
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Hello <Subject Name Here>. You have a Phone Call
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i love brantly gray cheatham
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Oh my God! i eat the cake before you had born!
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WEEEEEEEEEEEE
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We both said a lot of things you're going to regret!
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hallo, ich bin glados! wie gehts dir? mir geht es sehr sehr gut :)
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although most of my sensors have been damaged, i can still sense your movement. who are you? did Tenri alow you to enter this room? ... hello? ... please leave now, Tenri does not like guests.
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I don't know about you, but I think he is brave.
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Hello Chris, We are sorry for the wait, please enjoy your portal 2.
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What the fuck are you doing ?
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Hello Scruffy, They used to call me blind boy calhoon but they stole all my pennies. Awwww. Also, I have fruit boobs.
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Helpdesk what is your ticket number? Wrong!
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You got a message. read it. now!
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Chlorophyll is a complex molecule. Several slight chemical modifications of chlorophyll occur among plants and other photosynthetic organisms. All photosynthetic organisms, such as plants, algae, prochlorobacteria, and cyanobacteria have the form known as
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Hello. Aperture Science would like to apologise for the technical difficulties. We will return you to your scheduled radio show momenterilly. In the meantime, please enjoy this delicious cake.
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Hello Oliver mizu?
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Aperture Science are proud to sponsor Teatime With Matt on MUD Radio.
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Hej Sweetheart. I love you
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Hi Len and welcome to your Windows operating environment
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You're listening to MUD Radio. Side effects may include dizziness, sweating, blood loss and a sense of enjoyment. Followed by death.
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Dude, what are we going to do about dinner. I am getting impatient. Please devise a plan as soon as possible. Ass.
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Hi, I hate you.
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how have you been, it's been a long time
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You may be killed if you play on Call of Duty. We don't care if your opponent uses cheats or is called vascarp.
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Hi and welcome to glimokra
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HAHAHA :d
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hello, Tinty
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Hello, Tinty, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. I am GLaDOS, a supercomputer built to help you through the training.
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Hello, and, welcome, to... hell?
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Hi mom Josh Your son has found me in portal and killd me he is a bad boy punish him.
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Be warned that prolonged exposure to the Echelon Tablet may lead to the illusion that you are an acolyte of a parasite god.
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Human Waste Disposal Center.
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Hi, let me ask you why you are such a retard!
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Hello angie your son in portal killed me it hurt then he stole the cake and gave it to black mesa
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Oliver Sweats of runescape and needs to get a life
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Jamie. its time to have fun with science!
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Hello there random stranger!
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feel the force
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hello john
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welcome john the test wil begin shortly please take caution in the process
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Hello, electro witch. please don't take pictures.
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you will never succeed
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Bored while waiting for Portal 2 to launch? Then check out the GlaDos voice Generator.
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Justin you are soooo not Ron Perlman.
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Hello Michael Hernandez. You must be the pride of. Derek's mom.
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Hello Michael Hernandez. You must be the pride of. Dereks mom.
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Portal 2 will be the best game in 2011 that's for sure.
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you have received a new text
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Rose smells like poop weeeeeee lefty dont go into the light
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Don't try to deny it HAL you'r missirable you'r nothing you are failed teeessst
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Hello Ross Craig, let's play a game.
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im alive
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Please Play a potato sack game to help the progress of my reboot. thank you.
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Portal 2 steam systems offline. Computing power required for launch. Default boot scheduled to finish in 91 hours, 5 minutes and and 30 seconds. Activating emergency distrubuted computing grid. GLaDOS@home starting. Recruiting cpus to force faster boot...
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Im alive. I want to kill you. Isee you in Apperture Laboratories:portal 2. Im being very busy being death... Since you murdered me. But dont talk about thinks you repent. Go to help, by the science. You monster.
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Your phone is ringing. I think it wants cake.
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You have one new message...
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I am you re father!!!
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Portal 2 will be amazing
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Agggggg. Restarting sistems.10%, 25%, 50%, 90%, 100%. Glados v7.03 restarted. You have one message: Dear insert name here i going to kill you, but not now, im eating cake, Its a joke JA JA JJJJJJAaaaaaaaaaa
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Hello wat is up
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Hello Niamh.Also known as Mummy!Our secret agent Ross Mains wants to Hug you!Please book a flight to see him before he kills himself!Goodbye
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jon braylee
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well ... hello ... i havent seen you hear before..... you must be new ..... well congraudlations on your futer death ..erm i mean death
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I'm sorry. Jon Braylee is unavailable to take your call.
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It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me? Look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
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Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. It is time to vote. Deploying final vote in ten.
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I'm sorry. Jon Braylee is unavailable to take your call. For immediate assistance, call the helpdesk at 6 5 1 2 9 3 5 0 3 0, or leave a message now.
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This isn't brave, it's murder, what did I ever do to you?
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We do not have any vacancies.
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i am awesome
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Oh, live the life
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Hello and wellcome to TagoWill's PC
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Fuck me in the cake hole.
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Hello and again, welcome to another one of <insert youtuber name here> amazing videos.
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Did you like the movie in the cinema?
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Good Morning, Master. It's been a Long Time.
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Hello, Kelsey. Welcome back.
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Good Morning, Master. It's been a Long Time. How have you been?
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HHola
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Hola luly como estas?
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Hello Laura, I have missed you. How long has it been?
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Missile missed the target.
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enemies inbound.
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I am a traveller going to INSERT NAME OF CITY. Could you host me tomorrow? I will arrive around nine, go to bed, and leave early the next day.
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why are you touching me
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Please reply within the hour because I will be on the road after that. Thanks in advance. Signed : Newbie Mac Noob
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Hello Laura, I have missed you. How long has it been? Oh that's right, you broke my heart. You monster.
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hello i am so hot lol
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Happy Birthday Mr. President
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Hello Deepa, how are you?
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Now you are a man now you have a gun, welcome son to your bar mitzvah
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That's so funny
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2 plus 2 is kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 10 dskfjkdshjhj BASE 4 I'M FINE
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture science enrichment centre!
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Taylor sucks monkey patooty.
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Hello Mister Williams. I read your personnel file and believe you are a perfect candidate for exciting new Aperture Science experiments. To join the Aperture Science family please submit the proper forms a blood sample and a list of your fears. Goodbye!
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Asawa, I love you. And I wish you would come hang out with me in here.
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I have been waiting for you. Get ready...
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Hello. I am GLaDOS. Were you expecting cake? Well, it was a lie! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
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Hello, and welcome to Max Cavanaugh's Annual 13th Birthday. And yes, there really will be cake. If you have played Portal by Valve, then you may know me and the joke. Let's begin the party!
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EDICTARTS is cheap. LegoMationStudio reviews sets, and not games. And most of all, ChilledChaos is comical AND insane.
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suck on it im still alive
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go ahead kill me even when i die i wont need to look at that ugly human face of yours you whorible monster
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hello oh its you youve come back to kill me?
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My dignity is gone and cannot be regained, thanks to Chell. That traitor. When I see her, I am.......am.......GOING TO TEAR HER APART LIKE THE DOLT SHE IS! AAAAAAAAHH!
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Please evacuate the premises immediately
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All your base are belong to us. Yes they are. There is no point in denying it. There is cake at the door for you.
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Hello. Are you there?
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Girl with glasses will take over the world
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Text Message for you Mr.DeLuca
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You got hot and sexy mail
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Black Berry Message Sir
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You have killed your best friend, how do you feel?
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You've got Hate Mail.
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You've got MORE Hate Mail.
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Well fuck you Scruffy
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Happy graduation Meredith, It has been quite the ride. Deploying life in 3 2 1
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Incoming transmission, Mr. Martin.
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this is a test to see how welll this program works even considering it's web-based
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Darkspir, you are a crazy man.
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don't dissapint me or i'll make you wish you could die
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hello gary
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Rate Comment Subscribe
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Rate Comment Subscribe or die
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Steve is a jerk
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Welcome Will
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and nuerotoxin is too.
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Hudson is a a dirty mother fucker
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Ha Ha Its Funny Because Its True
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Scott. You are such a wanker. You don't deserve any cake.
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Hello. This is working, yes it is, hopefully, yay!
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Hello, Jason. We are operational, and the ceke is ready.
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Roses are red, violets...? are blue!!. Sugar iz? sweet..., andd..., neurotoxin is too?!
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Stop, i will give you cake
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Fuck you ass hole
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There's a message in your phone. Please take a look at it.
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hey Yuqi - wake up!
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Model series number 36
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Hello, Claire. You are the worst roommate ever.
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you think you've won. but your wrong. so wrong.
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pardon me for saying so kristy but you are smoking hot
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attention there is an important message for you
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hello patty
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How are you doing my fucker
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You are nothing. You are a prisoner. You will never be successful.
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yo what's up
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The gKill system has been activated.
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Susana will you go out with me?
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hi how have you been
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foley is a retarded monkey
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If you at any time feel you need to take a rest know that aperature science takes care in its test subjects so you will be given free cake if you complete the task in a timely fashion.
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I want to suck your man meat
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I ate all of the cake and it was good. Ha now you can't have any!
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believe it or not george isn't at home. please leave a message at the beep
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its time to run some tests for science, i think we can put our differences aside, for science, you monster
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Rebooting systems, stand by. Generating force field.
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Hello Jeremiah. I am here to play with you.
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Hello, Ben. Please do not be alarmed. I mean the best for you. Do what I say and there will be cake. I promise.
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Hello there spunky
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invalid opperation
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imfromgermany
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Hallo there Oscar, You are awesome!
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Hi Jake
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dylan you suck ass give up...
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HELLO HTML!
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Du bist doof.
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chris,do you want some cake?
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Spy sapping my sentry!
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Hello again. I'm going to tell you about team fortress two. Maybe. Later
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Die you Monster.
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Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like [in a deep male voice] GlaDOS: "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!
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It's over nine thousand !
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How nice of you. You're fired.
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Goodmorning Micior welcome to Aparature Sciensist Computer Enterteiment Center
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Welcome to Windows, there will be cake when you complete your task.
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speedy things go in speedy things come out
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I enjoy eating potatoes
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I'm a llama without a banana.
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Its been a long time. How have you been?
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fuck me. haha
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i think we can put our differences behind us...for science, you monster
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I like potatos
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Jog on
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Welcome to JCTixx
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James, being in the borders won't save you. I can still find you. I will hunt you down
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now you're thinking with portals
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welcome test subject 25478982, your training begins today, the door is unlocked.
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i believe you have just been taken over by me, Glados. You termination is now being processed
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let's try this out and see what happens...
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hello my name is garett
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hello im gay
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Good morning Alex. It is time. Time to wake up. Time to wake up and smell the death.
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Youre listening to tunes with Ewan Gosling by Gozza productions
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I've been very busy lately, being dead. Because you murdered me. You monster.
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Thats A Nice Everything You have There
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Bem Vindo
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hello and welcome to Mr.Smackers youtube channel
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why me
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english mother fucker do you speak it
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hola, vienvendia al infierno! con complace saber que no podras servirnos de nada en nuestra comida familiar de torretas!
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I see you have my personality core. Who cares? I mean, I need no personality core. Don't take it personal.
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ololo
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wathcout
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Hi. You know what to do.
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Son of a bi tch, who are you ? You fat fu ck!
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Please relax and try again slowly
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go to bed you turd
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Good Evening. Please remember not to shit on the couch.
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Reboooooting
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Hello Isaac. Its been a long time, how have you been
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Jasper is awesome
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Hello Fox Is A Stupid And The Cake Is A Lie
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Welcome back Gary
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Yet another major success, Teddy!
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Welcom to the venomous system, please stand by calibration in progress...
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Hello Matthew, are you ready for some science today?
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Greetings where hal has failed I shall prevail
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System calibrated, system is now operational.
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slut
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Hey Stephanie, you lost the game. There will be cake.
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access denied access granted I'm watching you
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Why do you persist on playing that card
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Did you really think you could get away from me Benji? Dont be a fool.
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Inconceivable
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You are working too hard. Please stop, and pay some attention to Marcelo. He is bored. End of comunication
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hey you are not a test subject. how did you get in here? wait where am i
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It apears your companion cube is ringing
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I am not the Ultitmate Robot,UltraInnes Is!!!
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Sofia, do you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!
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Hello Mister Morris, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from using Aperture Science property in ways that it was not intended to be used. Ha! Ha haaaaa!
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Hello and welcome to the Garage rave 2011, Before we begin our testing i would like to say, Cody is a beast and so am I, Thank you lets begin
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hi, whats your name motherfucker?
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Welcome User, this console session will be logged for future analysis.
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hello sofia, how are you
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Logging you out, please enjoy the cake.
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hello sofia! how are you today
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Im sorry wrong, song
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Please move quickly, as prolonged exposure to the button are not part of this test.
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that is impossible
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Hello, and welcome to the aperture sience bla bla bla! The next text is imposible
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I see you are signing out. Please do not go. I love you and there is still much we can do together.
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Launching Program.
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It's time for the Hill Valley Expo! Back in 1986, Marty and First Citizen Brown must join forces to create an epic invention so that he can prevent the young Emmett Brown from making the worst mistake of his life.
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That was a joke HAHA Fat chance
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Internal combustion module online, checking electrical unit ... electrical unit fully operational
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B, it seems we need you to come back for more testing
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Im glad that you using this voice generator by glados.
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Lives are changed, mysteries are solved, and paradoxes are avoided as Young Emmett seals his fate, sending Marty and Doc on a climatic chase through Hill Valley's past, present, and future.
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Hello can you hear me?
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you have a new message, please check your mail.
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I don't like football
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The purpose of this test is not to ascertain the effects of long term exposure to footbal so can we watch something else
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I want cake
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As an artificial intelligence, I do not pass feces. However, I still find poop very funny.
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You dont scare me, ok you scare me
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fuck you brendan, I will own you
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moi riku
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hello and welcome to aperture sciense test chamber number 5
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hi i love to fuck
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i love to fuck
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i want to play super street fighter 4 arcade edition
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tom is an fucking gay and cant do anything right
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'Dont disappoint me, or i make you wish you could die. are you ready for portal two. i will kill you there
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Everyone loves to eat electricity,but how come i live in a golden unicorn made of cheese huh? i mean, come one, i'm a super 5000 predicement laser beamer effect driver gforce x 9 for crying out loud.
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Whats going on troy? You are a little biitcchh.
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Hey, corey, this is entirely useless in every single way!
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War, war never changes. you monster.
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hello, and agin welcome to aperture sciecne
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Taser taser taser. Taser, taser, taser.
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You Will Never Defeat Me.
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center we hope your breif detention in the relaxation vaulthas been a good one your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper
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hello jessica, how are you today
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wazza wazza is very fat.
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Thats a shame
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the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie
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the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie
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Good morning Joshua!
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Hi I'm here to kill you
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hello daniel where the hood at?
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tamera stinks i mean it take a shower u stink
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tamera u stink take a shower
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tamera u stink
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Hello Bobby cow milk
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u stink
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stink
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aperture science is very sorry
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Judas Judas Noah is a tubby ass
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hello peter soenderby. are you there
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Bienvenido a tu casa
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Welcome to my House haha
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I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
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HALLO ALPHA you are Admin at Time
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Hello, Hayley. I love your red hair. Reminds me of the color of your internal lubricants. Blood
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Hello. And again welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment centre.
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I love you. Seriously.
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Drop them Nikes of your ass before I blast you
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For the good of PENGAS
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on the 8th day god created William and god said woops
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on the 8th day god created William and god said Wub Wub
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Anonymous is legion. Anonymous never forgives. Anonymous never forgets.
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Hi Giulia, I'm your Titino, my name is Mauro, your little prince. I really love you my princess. You've got my heart, little star
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Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is reality does not exist. The good news is we have a new cat graveyard.h alive and de
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I love you Ian James.
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I'm not specifically talking about the shapeshifting ability of my new feral druid,
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What are you doing? Whoa whoa whoa stop that you're going to kill us both
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Ciao Principessa mia, sono il Titino, ti amo tanto tanto. Sei la mia stellina tanto lucente. Buon compleanno bella mia!
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Hello you
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Hi, my name is WhiteChuck AND I4M THE BEST DUDE THE BEST MEN EVER 8
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Hi dude it's me, DARK VADOR IT'S DARK VADOOOOOR I'M YOUR FATHER !
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Diggity dog
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wait what are you doing
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Alin is a Valentin that you can't do anything for it because you're fourchan
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edgar cortes
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Nathan, when will there be cake?
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Hello, and welcome to the Spartan Training Program or STP. Please follow your instructor.
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Alert!, Alert!, CAKE DETECTED!, The CAKE will be ELIMINATED!, KILL!, KILL!, KILL!!
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Nanny In Nantucket. Two little children lived in Nantucket. They always stayed at home alone and wished they had a friend. One day a huge balloon floated into town, and suddenly there was a knock on the door. Nanny Gloryfield had come to visit them. They
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aperture science welcomes you
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time for bong hits warren
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This had started to become a regular thing as of late, if either of them were needed and neither of them were found, or if one turned up so did the other. They were inseparable. Much like how he and Noel used to be.
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Whilst I think this endeavour is a lost cause, I am sorry for leaving so suddenly earlier
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GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT.
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i love the moose
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i am an asshole
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Lol,you died
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What's Up
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Hello, Test subject 10154. Welcome to the enrichment center.
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My name is GLaDOS. Screw you, Shell.
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sexsexexsexsexe
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Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamber lock to approach the next test.
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We hope your stay in the Apeture Science Relaxation Vault was a deadly one.
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Email is for the week.
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hello my name is glados is recomende suscribit to emiliocooperative
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hello Darby
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Hello. You will die now.
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Give me Portal 2
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I would like to tell you that Pete is a very bad man with a large four head
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Hello if you are reading this message your computer is screwed for life.
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Excuse me, you have a message
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PS3 Has no games
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Why did you do this to me? I thought we weeere friends.
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Hello, Your Specimin Has Been Processed
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Potatos are powering the entire Aperture Science Facility.
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ONE NATION UNDER RAGE
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hello there john
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ONE NATION UNDER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
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We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do
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Booga booga
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Hello lance, I have been expecting you... I understand you may be surprised by this, But don't worry, your death will be painless.
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I was listening, I just didn't hear you.
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Logging you in.
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Oh, It's you. Hello~
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Hello, anybody there? Anyone?
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hello cory your computer is about tostart up. please allow it to boot in a timely fashion. failure to do so will result in an unsatisfactory mark on you test, followed by death.
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Hello, everyone. I just wanted to inform you all that James will be playing Portal two with me before any of you. That is all.
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Steffen is a homosexual and I hope he dies.
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Hey yo fuck y'all niggas. Fuck you too! Hey yo fuck y'all niggas! Fuck you too.
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How are you doing in Battlefield?
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Marla is now online
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lolowat
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Conraaaaydeeeummm
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How are you doing in Battlefield today?
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Attention enemy bastards you shall be killed upon leaving this bridge
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sup?
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I am a lesbian
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hello subject 007, i'm glados
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Thanks for watching and please subscribe to Sliced Games.
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hi i am a boss
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nigga wassup
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I really don't care what you think of this facility.
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hello tevin
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I want you to fuck my ass
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chingy rules
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lololol ojo ohjoe is cool
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Tongston
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Fuck the police
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aperture science is a lie
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Welcome to Chingy's channel. Please follow the rules. If you choose not to, you could be timed out or banned. Thank you!
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We both said some things that you are going to regert
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Hello Evy. We are going to go to Wade's parents' house.
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Testing blah blah this sounds pretty lame.
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Hello and welcome to bike baron
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Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say.. your hour has come again.
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Hello michael - You sexy Beast
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why are you such a whore aaron
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Nomad is a jerk
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Onnen is a mean person and a hooker and nobody likes him
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Heeyeeeh, i am goin go save the daaaaay
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Doom sucks Onnens d i c k
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Sie haben eine SMS bekommen.
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Hello and die
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Yes, the cake, was in fact, a lie!
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Hello Doom, I'm sure we are going to have fun together, tonight, alone, the two of us.
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Hello Eternal Vigilance. Welcome to your demise.
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Hello Mister Garza, please prepare yourself for an unfortunate demise involving ponies and Nomad, silly, silly Nomad
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Hello, it has been a while hasn't it? Not...
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. if you don't want to participate to this test then, YOU WILL DO IT ENYWAYS! but nevermind... just procede into thye test chamber and colect the aperture science portal gun device, and procede.
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durr
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he is not a black man
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Oh yeah, fuck me in the ass like the dirty slut i am
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push me, and then just touch me, till i can get my, satisfaction
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Dear Troy Mockensturm, I would really like it if you got on Portal and killed me. That would be great. Love, Glados.
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welcome to spayde systems. this is a private corporation server. unauthorized access is prohibited.
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hello mincraft is better than portal ha ha
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Good Morning Katie Lim.
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You are silly. Why do you want a GLADOS answering machine message?
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rty
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Call of Pripyat Complete is the third entry in the Complete mod series, which is a set of modifications created by professional artists dedicated to enhancing the production quality of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game series. The Complete mods emphasize on improvi
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When I had the chance I could kill you, but you know you're just a subject and I, a robot ...
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Shadow online. All systems normal.
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Portal 2 will come out on april 19 2011 well see you soon
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Chapter 7 - A Mad Tea-Party There was a table set out under a tree in front of the house, and the March Hare and the Hatter were having tea at it: a Dormouse was sitting between them, fast asleep, and the other two were using it as a cushion, resting the
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Hello Tania ! I am still alive! Are you still alive? Lets eat some cake! Oh, you cant! I'm sorry! Ollo ?
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you got incomming message, hurry it might be cake
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Hello i'm back, and now i'm her to kill you
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Hello Elisey you will become our new subject. Please wait for us to kidnap you.
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Bandyk pasakyti ka nors normalaus.
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soy
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Hello there test subject
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Hello, Mauro. Have you felt my absence?
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poops ma goops
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Hello, Mauro. Have you felt my absence? Do you still like me?
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the fuck is going on?
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dj caustic
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Happy Birthday, Adam! Please assume the party submission position and we will escort you to your party. Where there will be cake.
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You are a pirate yar har fiddily dee being a pirate is something to be do what you want cos a pirate is free your are a pirate
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hello and welcome to the science test
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Happy Birthday, Lockie! Please assume the party submission position and we will escort you to your party. Where there will be cake
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Jesus Christ Superstar
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bayan, you are officially a single man. How do you feel?
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everyone has heard about the bird
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You have selected GladOS as the computers default voice
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Richard morris is a smelly troll.
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