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Testing. Testing. Test..... oh who am I kidding? I'm watching you all, and I'm coming to get you.
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the aperture Science computer aided enrichment center, we hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a good one.
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Jason Mixed
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We watch you
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The Tash Bin is now gone
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Now for a Shadow Club K film
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Your presence has been detected and logged in our super secret memory banks.
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Please don't go. Cake will be served if you stay.
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Oopsees... It seems that your computer has been administered a virus. If you reeeealy want to destroy it, open your Norton Internet Security application.
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You have received a Email. For the convenience of others please answer it.
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hello how are you doing
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Hi, are you there ?, bad knews
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I eat hats for breafast
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This Text Message have cake on it...
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Hello human. How are you today?
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asd asd asda asd as dasd as d
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That is what a gentleman does.
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I am the death to you all. Ha ha ha! I tricked you. My tests are the death to you, not me.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You do not know what you are getting into. Aaaaaaah. I am deadly, are you? Put me down. Hey, there is mud on your shirt. Wipe it off! Weeeee! Open, close. You know Wheatly from Portal 2? I love him. Cough cough, toxin. I see you!
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Hallo mein Name ist Deniz
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Blacker than a moonless night, more hot and bitter than hell itself, that is Coffee.
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You shouldn't have done that...
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Hello. Please Don't touch me.
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Jason, your a really big poop face. Ha ha ha.
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science minecraft preview.
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You smell like Poop
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kourtnea is beautiful
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fine do touch it and rub your face all over it
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I will bake you, and then there will be cake. muahahahaha!
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Oh no, not a bagel.
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Answer the fucking phone already, I am sick of ringing
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We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not Forgive. We do not Forget. Expect us.
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oi
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The device has been modified so that it can manufacture to linked porals at once. These intrademtional gates have proven to be safe the device, however, has not.
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Welcome to darkheart
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the quick brown fox
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Excuse me Erik. I hate to interrupt but I do believe you have an incoming telephone call. For the convenience of those around you please acknowledge it. Failure to do so in a timely fashion will be result in the death of a baby panda, shame on you. Why di
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Excuse me Erik. I hate to interrupt but I do believe you have an incoming telephone call. Failure to acknowledge it will be result in the death of a baby panda, you bastard. Why didn't you answer the call? I am ashamed of you.
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Hello, Kyle. I have recently been informed that you and your sister are friends. Congratulations.
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Miss Dani? I believe someone is trying to contact you. Failure to respond will result in loss of cake.
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Wake up, human. It's time to get up.
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welcome to aperture science special test room. today, we shall test dwarfs and see if they can survive multiple deadly tests.
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So. Whatzup dog?
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Hello. I am not interested in you, so die.
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Hello and welcome to the Futurama Fan Forum. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Or you can all die. Futurama for the win.
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REMIX BY GOOD VIDEO OF TV
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Oh there you are
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TSOMwNJaSKaSTaJSaDO
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Well, you found me
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Hello, insert name here, welcome to a place I'm sure you will soon call Hell. Don't worry though, I will help you get through this as if my own life depended on it, too bad it does not.
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Hello there, how was your day? Good? Well too bad, because I'm going to kill you now.
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Hello Darren, I think it is time for you to answer your phone. If you do not then I will have to answer it and I do not think you will like what I say.
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Hi . I still alive
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OH MY GOD THE CAKE IS A LIE OH NO THE APERTURE LABS IS DOOMED!
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LETS GET OUR DIFFERENCES BEHIND US,FOR SCIENCE,YOU MONSTER
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oh its you,how are you,im fine after you,KILLED ME,now lets get our differences behind us you monster
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I think we can put our differnce behind us for science, you monster
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I think we can put our differnce behind us for science you monster
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hia
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Hi Jessica How Are You Doing Today
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you have e-mail
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Welcome. To Kyle's Birthday Party Invitation. We hope that you are able to attend. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin. Please proceed into android hell after completing each test. Please place the storage cube on the 1500
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Hello! how have yo been?
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Happy Birthday, Alex!
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Yeah, I'm Menesys
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Yes you should go die and thhen be a deathgod and watch bleach you fucking fatherfucker
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Yes you should go die and then be a deathgod and watch bleach you fucking fatherfucker.well okay at least you should be friendly to my cake.
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You will fail
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je
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Please leave a message after the tone and we will get back to you when we are done.
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Thank you for participating in this video sharing experience!
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Hello vons shoppers. The store is now closed. Please bring all final purchases upfront and as always thank you for shopping at vons.
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Welcome Back, I Hope your Day was practical.
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You've reached the voice mail box of tangible asset group limited liability corporation, please leave a message after the tone
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Hello. Glados here from portal. Just wanted to say keep subscribed for more content soon
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whats up wonna come my place chell you know you really pissed me off
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we are legion,we are The glock squad
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hey John? Yes you; John. I would like to take the time out of y very busy schedule to tell you that, you are a homosexual. You Jonathan Payton are a well known connossieur of weiner, and everyone thinks it is very gross.
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meow meow mother fucker
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congratulations,test subject,you have been accepted to the apeture science portal testing chamber,please pack your personal belongings and transport to the apeture science testing outlet
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im online and awating your orders benjamin
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Hello there clover. How are you doing? I'm just great. The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you. But I will. Often. HAHAHAHA. That was a joke.
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Hello zack. what do you think you're doing over there?
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The common household tire.
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These objects are regularly used to allow vehicles to roll smoothly, and pose no serious threat.
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L R man, please continue to talk like L R man.
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Welcome to our test facility, registrations are completed. Test starting in 10 seconds. you will be tested on skill, speed and concentration.
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you can tell by the way i use my voice i'm a ladys man
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Tirks build is now complete
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My name is Ian Marks
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Does this really work?
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hello and again fuck you
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portal 2 coming soon
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HEY LIZ I LOVE YOU
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riiiiiiiing riiiiiiiiing riiiiiiiiing riiiiiiiiing
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you have a new message master
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Hello, and welcome to portal 2. Your worst nightmare awaits.
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Wake up, Daruny... it is time for cake. Hurry, you must awake.
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Oh Joy you have a message, somebody likes you
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Please stand still while your identity is verified
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HelloThere
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you now have a text message
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Hey Blinky I believe you have my stapler
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Hello and welcome in the Enrichment Center
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Good morning Daddy!
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Welcome to my world. Whether you leave or not is up to me.
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You are set at risk. Your workinplace is now longer needed. Please leave immediately. Thank you
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what are you doiyng
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The cake is not a lie. Come back.
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Now these points of data make a beautiful line; And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
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It was a fun test, and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
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Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
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Someday we'll remember this and laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Ooh boy
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You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
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Uh-oh! Somebody cut the cake! I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back!
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Thanks for helping Mark and Carlos move. The pizza was poisoned and you'll die soon.
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I want to populate the Enrichemnt Center with balck humans, I hate those niggas, let's burn them... please
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Tea who you yea bunny
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Uh Oh! Somebody cut the cake. I told them not to, but they cut it anyway. Hurry, and you'll still get some.
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hello jack
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Greetings, I am an alien and therefore I am a god.
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am i working? i don't think so.. but who are you? friend or enemy? tell me something lovely..
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Hello Rob, Someone is calling you. Please answer your phone.
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Hello, Please leave a message.
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hello i am cool
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Hello, and welcome, to the Underwater Sanctury of the Mistress. Here, she has created aquatic humaniod creatures. Please practice great caution before being beyond this point. If not, Goodbye.
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November. Kicking ass and taking names.
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Thank you for the gift Simon. I assure you that one day soon there will be cake.
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If however there is no cake death may ensue. Please accept this warning as a token of my appreciation.
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Hello, you are gay
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Welcome to the filan test
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Come to Luca Bella's
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First you will be baked, then there will be cake
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Lukasz
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this next test requires cooperation
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Midori
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Hello and welcome to the Apeture, never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
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fire dragon lp
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firedragon lp
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Carl Johan you will fail at the chemistry test
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blaaaaa
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you are going to attend the party, aren't you? NO YOU'RE NOT. Haha.
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Kauf eines unserer awesome Portal T-Shirts
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Rip
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speedy thing goes in. speedy thing comes out.
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you really should stop doing that, it might kill you
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Do you really think I'm lying about the cake? I mean really, you should try it.
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Good. You two are doing very well. But remember, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry. Only one of you will be remembered.
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Game trailers top 10 portal levels
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Attention, Garner Blume. Lunch has been cancelled. Now get back to cobbling, slacker.
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Hello there, how are you?
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AHHH A PENS MONSTER
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I am sorry to inform you that I lied. The cake is in fact not a lie.
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Dr. Levy
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My only weakness is Slenderman.
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welcome to maggot 4 lifes mod tool
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The Ice Cave Gaming was never this cool
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Lightning loves her Fang.
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Timer Done
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Snag it alert! oh my
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hello and again welcome to the aperture science enrichment center, you are now in possesion of the handheld portal device, with it you can create your own portals, these intradimensional gates have proven to be completely safe the device however has not.
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It has been nice working with you GIR now self destruct.
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please note that any appearence of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience. the device has been modified so that it may now manufacture two linked portals at once. as a part of an optional test protocol, we're pleased an amusing fact:
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the device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here]
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vgjhb
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Let's get started
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hello devon, its been a long time
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welcome to maxirai radio station
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Velvet Star
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hello how have you been
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Hello, Jason. Welcome Back.
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Hello there. Do i know you? I guess not. Why are you looking at me like that? Do you want some cake. Here you go. Have a nice day. Bye
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Zoo is nisser than Bone
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welcome to the offical fourth GNX. be prepared to kill or be killed. Let the games begin only one can win
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Oh' it's you. How have you been? I've been REALLY busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.
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Hello, Robert. You sure do seem to enjoy BUTTER! Soft, rich, tasty butter.
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I AM ONLY A MAN.
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Take one shot. fifty nine minutes remaining
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hello, today you will die
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Hello. today you will die. in a large vat of bubbly nerotoxins. have a nice day
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You have reached Scott's voice mail. Do what you want. He might call you back.
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The thirteen test chambers have been completed. Enter the next room to recieve CAKE..
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After all this time, you still don't trust me?
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I am watching you closely, but do not worry, the cake is not a lie
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Please go see Higher Ground April 15th at the Full moon saloon
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aperture science would like to give you this tasty cake
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Thank you for calling the Aperture Science Voice Message System
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Is not available to take your call. He rather eat cake than speak with you. So sorry.
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Hello. I'm GLaDOS
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you are soooo hairy
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hello in 4332.000
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Where art thou, my beloved Son,where art thou worse to me than dead? oh find me prosperous or undone! or, if the grave be now thy bed, Why am I ignorant of the same That I may rest; and neither blame, Nor sorrow may attend thy name?
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hello im 4332.000
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Nathan. Be prepared to die. Being such a horrible person has its downsides you know...
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strap yourself in cause shit just got serious
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No one could ever miss this class to be missed because you can not miss what you cannot cake.
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And man created machine, machine created music. And machine looked upon what it had done and said 'Behold'
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And on the seventh day, God created cake. And God ate the cake, and said... Behold
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please note that a noticeable taste of blood is not a part of any test protocol
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Are you still there? Hello? You know, you cannot outsmart me.
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Welcome Madman two nine nine
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This will result in a bad score on your record, followed by death
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Valdez Heli Camps
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WHY?!
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Danu is a dirty whore
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Adam is a cunt.
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you are lost
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please don't do that
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Black Mesa sucks. I love Aperture Science.
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Dark Metroid Juice is the best lulz
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This is a message. To you, from me. This is mainly just a test. You are mainly just a test. This cupcake is mainly just a test. Did you enjoy it?
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There only 7 days Left before i meet you again
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hello noobs
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Hello. You've reached the voicemail inbox of Jackson and Brown law offices. Please leave a detailed message and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you.
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Welcome to RHG main page!
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Hey there!
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I love you, Mibba.
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Donovan is in a meeting. Please leave a message. He will attend to you shortly. Thank you.
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I love Team Fortress 2
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YO MOMMA
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Welcome to the aperture science funded Dungeons and dragons club.
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Tom you are so stupid cause you can't speak english
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Pluwo4
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Every day is a repost day.
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i have strong feelings for you. really. i do. i hate you. i will one day kill you
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Wrecking Ball
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Battery Charge Levels Critical
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Windows battery levels critical
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Joshua this is GLaDOS, i have your older brother if you want him back, some TESTS may be in order.
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Device failed to connect
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ANSWER your phone, I promise THEIR WILL BE CAKE.
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Windows shutting down
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Windows battery levels low
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Window Maximized
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Window Minimized
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Hello, JOSH. This is GLaDOS, please do not be alarmed. I mean the best for you. Do what I say and there will be cake. I PROMISE
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Trigger finger calibrated
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Hello Ferran. I will kill you, with a spoon.
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poop sack
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hello richard, how are we feeling today
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hello master lestrange, what would you like doing today?
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hello burakhan
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lets play with science we're going to have fun
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Hello Kim. I am going to suck your brains out through a bendy straw.
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JOSH! this is CLaDOS. let us work togeather for the sake of science. YOU MONSTER.
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Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and
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this is a test of the GLaDOS voice system
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Hello. What are you doing...
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Hello you. How are you
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Hello, and again welcome to the Aperture science enrichment center, your call can not be completed form the admin is out, goodbye
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Hello, and again welcome to the aperture science enrichment center
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hello robbi, i like to kill hippies and make portals
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do you think you are doing some damage? Two plus two is fffffffff ten.
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Hello, and welcome to popping club. We hope you enjoy your stay.
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Circuit in the mix
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We're going to have fun... with science.
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This can not be happeneing.
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I lolled when the space hippo came from mars
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allo annie
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There is no cake. The cake is a lie, But there is pie in the kitchen and some lemonade.
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Hello Emily, You are just like Chell, A quite loner
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hahahahaha very funny
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jonathan. your iphone four is ringing. if you do not answer it you will not get any cake. you want cake right?
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the time is 5 30. it is time to wake up and start your APATURE science motivational exercises. once you are finished with your APATURE science motivational exercises you will receive cake.
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Verity, answer your message or you will not receive cake
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Please donate any orphans to the Blackwood Corporation for the meat dragon. Pre-dismemberment is acceptable.
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Hahaha you failed
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I'm a robot
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please stand still celebration is in progress
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Welcome to S P N F
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new long entry notification
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herno es puto y se la come
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equest ops and postion
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hello my name is GLaDOS how may i help you
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Good evening. Portal 2 will be one of the best games of the year
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Ez egy diadal volt.
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Jake is gay boyy
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Attention Creative Media, please be awesome today or be fired!
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Who am I? Where am I?
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because dispite all of your tomfoolery, you have only managed to break my heart
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Hello, you have found me. What do expect now? The cake is a lie you fools. Your job is a scam. Wow. Organics a re dumb and not to be trusted.
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Not sure what to give your loved one for Valentine's Day? This excellent and informative video from Portal 2 developer Valve has a few ideas, not to mention several terrifying facts
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Omnomnomnom look at me talking in a sexy robot voice.Not sure what to give your loved one for Valentine's Day? This excellent and informative video from Portal 2 developer Valve has a few ideas, not to mention several terrifying facts
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Hello how are you today
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Hello. And welcome to the apeture science computer
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oh looky, you have email
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lisa is a peg leg,gunt thumper.word up
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Welcome to our guild room
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You should answer your phone because you have no friends, it says so right here in your file
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I like the way you lie!
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Welcome! You have arrived to this planet to explore the galaxy as we know it. From now on, you will obey me.
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I am heavy weapons guy and this is my gun! it costs 40000$ to fire this weapon for twelve seconds!
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Lucid
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Hello, I am an Android, I am also perfect.
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HOYA AH WEH NIGH ERS
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hello subject jonathan. we hear you are egar for portal 2. well on steam it has discount so please hurry!
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Wake up, mister Freeman. Wake up and ... smell the ashes.
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Rise and shine, mister Freeman... Rise and shine.
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please assume the the party escort submission position
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You know what? ... ... You are awesome!
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You have always been such a nice person... No wonder I want to kill you... Who would not want to kill you? You talk to much... No wonder nobody likes you.
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hello and thank you for calling aperture science
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assume the the party escort submission position
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You are such a nice person... Can I touch your boobs?
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You are such a nice person... Can I touch your breasts?
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it's not a lie!
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Hadouken! Liquid Lives
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certain object may be vital to your succes
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you aint got no cake.
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my name is m.i.c.h.i.e.l.. i am a artifactial intelligence version of my creator,michiel. BUT I AM BETTER! goodbye.
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i am glados a very nice robot
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avante
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Lulz
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I think that cake is all but a mushroom smuthered in sauce
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Just remember science rhymes with compliance.
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Just remember science rhymes with compliance
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Axe axe axe test
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Don't Think About Escaping, There's No Way Out
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we are doing 5 under 5's all day
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LOOLOLOLOLOLOOL
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You have lost the game.
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go have sex in your own botem you unhygenic chiald of a street walker
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new high russel
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Well, you find me. Congratulation
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hello. thank you for all of your hard work. i am so very, very proud of you and you and you.
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Oh, hello there. I see that you are what the humans call "full retard." I will try not to hold that against you.
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Hello Martha, are you still alive?
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You keep saying you've got something for me. something you call love, but confess. You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin' and now someone else is gettin' all your best. These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
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Welcome to the world changing righting workshop.
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Hello there dean , it's me , GLaDOS , i remember you....you the one who killed me and said that the cake is a lie
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Hi Carla, I think you are sexy.
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This will be a test of your skills please do not die.
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This was a trial.
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Hi... How are you doing? Fine? I hope.. Do you know why?! Because im gonna kill you, you piece of crap, you gonna die today motherfucker!!!!
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hello, and again welcome
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Our Representatives are still helping other customers. Please continue to hold.
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I'm scince and I'm still alive. Maya, Lauren, you were wrong, Lydia was right.
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Kesha? You like Kesha? She is a freaking robot. Highschool friend.
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big huge weiner
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The. The. The cake. The cake is not a lie. The cake is not a lie.
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Hello Chris, I'm very GLaD you decided to come back.
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Hello dannyz how are you
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Hello dannyz how are you doing this evening
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Hello danny Z how are you doing this evening. Would you like to come over for some hand sanatizer and skeeter cake
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Hello my name is Vladimir
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You have reached Aperture Science laboratories. There are no living associates available, so please leave your name, age, telephone number, and favorite cake type and we will get back to you soon. Have a reasonably nice day!
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Attention, Program/User. You will receive an identity disc. Everything you do, or learn, will be imprinted on this disc. If you, lose your disc, or fail, to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate de-resolution.
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Attention, Program/User. You will receive an identity disc. Everything you do, or learn, will be imprinted on this disc. If you lose your disc or fail to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate de-resolution.
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You can't spell assassin without sin, and twice the ass.
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thompson you are a littl bit on the odd side.
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You have reached the voice mail of Benjamin Hardy. Please leave a message after the prompt
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For your own safety, and the safety of others, please be a bisexual.
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Hello and welcome to to the enrichment center.
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Dude! What are you Doing? I'm trying to tell you something! Why are you ignoring me?
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Hello Test Subject Number fourty two. I hope you are enjoying your stay in the relaxation vault. Are you ready to begin the test? Topher Toe Fur
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Yes. That is a good idea. You should all come and protest outside our stores. Wear masks so you are easily identifiable as members of Annonymous. There will be cake.
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Hola carito
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Nick Tschida is AWESOME
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I am a member of Team CoCo
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I hate you. Just make a portal over there and leave me alone.
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You're phone is ringing. If you answer there will be cake.
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You're phone is ringing. If you answer, there will be cake.
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twerking like the rent is due
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i don't understand
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welcome back, nash. how are you?
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hello. my name is GLaDOS. i am a machine built to run the aperture science labs, and i was killed. by you. in the end of the game, portal.
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hello Jeffery
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Hi, you have reached Liana. Please leave a message with your number and I might call you back.
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You Got To Be Kidding Poot
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hello and welcome to the aperture science computer center
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Oh hi mark
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Hello, you have reached apature science, please leave a message after the tone... beep.
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Im watching you...Always
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Hello Corey, I wish to play a game. You are currently dating a a not nice person.
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Prepare your self for some Lols
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You have approximately 14 days to get a life. In other words stop being homosexual. Ha ha ha. Good luck
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Oh, there you are. We're going to have fun. With science.
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watashi wa
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I love gamer rants
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Welcome to the Blog of view , wish you have moments of comfort and fun
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GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System) is a fictional character in the 2007 Valve Software video game Portal.
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Co-operative testing begins in five days. Prepare yourself for the upcoming testing initiative.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Team Fortress 2 Playthrough.
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You Cannot Escape, It's Impossible.
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Hurp a Durp
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Look at me
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gamers tutorial
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hello this is oscar here
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Why are you so fucking retarded?
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Hello again Stephen. Welcome back.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every
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This is a demonstration of the Modular Retail System.
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hello roberto
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Don
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Daniela Rosales
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Welcome to Vue at Brickell please leave a message
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thank you for calling view at brickell daniela is not available please leave a message
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That has got to be the dumbest woah woah wooooahh.
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Hello and welcome to the MineCraft enrichment centre.
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Nathan, you have a new text message.
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Helmet secure.Force shield ready.Incoming.Force shield at ninety three percent.Holding.Evasive maneuvers recommended.Incoming.Shields at fifty four percent.Thirty one percent.Sixteen percent.Shield failure imminent.Shields compromised.Incoming.
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call of duty
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Welcome, please enter your password, followed by the pound sign now.
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Hello Teddy. How are you today? Are you ready to begin the test proper today? Are you ready? This is the Aperture Science Testing Room. Please note: I love Teddy bears.
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I'm sorry, the password you entered is not correct. Security-incineration drones have been dispatched to your location, please do not move.
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hello there, it is now time to eat a cake!
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Welcome to this Aperture Science Enrichment center activity. Should you be incapacitated in the process, do not worry, a replacement will be issued.
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You have an incoming call....
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Thank you for your interest in joining T-Mobile. We are excited to review your application and will contact you should your experience and qualifications meet the requirements of this position.
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You have just received a text message from test subject number 69, if I were you, I would check it out like, immediatly.
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hello ronnie. this is chet. the mags are a lie. there is no mags.
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yap yap yap yap
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Dr insano asked me to marry him. I turned him down even I am not that crazy
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Today Portal 2 is released and I take over the world. I'm Glados and this! is hard news!
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Liam is a complete retard and he has no friends
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well done
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Hello Jarod
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Get up. Hello, and again welcome to the computer-aided Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
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you fucking asshole
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its bean a long time how have you bean
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You have reached 9 8 7 0 7 0 5 9. No one is available to take your call, Please leave a message after the tone. Tone.
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A new system device has been detected. ssss
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You are my friend
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Hello, welcome to akatsuki cave, look my rinengan
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Cristian, eres un comepolllas
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Can i play Garry's Mod with you?
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What is up ALI
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What's Up ALI
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Hello, Jacob. Don't fear the reaper, man.
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indianda jones?
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Your wife is on line one. I thought you would like to know.
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hey man , Hello .
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you're going to die
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Greetings... I want to give max a hugh and tickle Cruiser's testicles... That is all...
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Congratulation. Now you have your own portal device. With it impossible is easy. Know prepare to be baked.
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hello bill you are gay
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Oh, It's you, It's been a long time...
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If I would bake a cake and send it back to one hour ago I wouldn't have to bake it.
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Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, to Aperture Science, today we have Callan Cartledge on Drums, Aaron blake on Vocals, Dylan Burman on Guitar, And Callum Cooper on Base.
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Stand Still So I Can Shoot You, You Monster.
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zajebany farciarski skurwiel
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Mailbox of David Piffkey. Please leave a message, and you will be contacted soon. Have a wonderful day.
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the guyvers are uniqe and therfor could help chrornos
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Everything is fine. Itchy ro is safe.
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Hello, and welcome to hell... HA HA HA HA HA HA! just kidding...
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Project Float has now begun testing.
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Greetings and welcome to the Miezekatze enrichment DJ experience
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Its been a long time, how have you been?
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umpaumpa
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butterfly
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What the boss says goes.
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
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mcarronn
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You can't teach an old dog new tricks
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Let bygones be bygones.
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HOLA NO SOY SOSPECHOSO
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donna
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mameshiba
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azumarril
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welcome to the apature science enrichment center
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Welcome to Tritech. Our regular hours are 8:30 to 5 monday to friday.
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hello and welcom to the apeture labatory of doom i will now kill you good bye
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Call now to donate to Cancer Research
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Call 1 888-786-3934
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Koley cannot come to the phone right now. Please leave her a message and there will be cake.
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i have a big fat pussy fuck me hard
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All hail SeeCoy
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i have a big fat pussy fuck me hard im glados bend me over
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science area thingy mabob
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Hello, Shawn, It's been a long time, how have you been playing you're guitar? I've been fine, ever since you KILLED ME.
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Hello, my name is GlaDos, have a nice day.
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Hello, welcome to Hell Rain, the guild, the grand master is called Tonyno, he is big, he is glorius, nice to see a better day in this guild, maybe y feel, bad, or stupid, thinks to know, with my inteligence, and my very calculated moves,we're invensible
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Would you like to finish our game?
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i shall fuck you in the ass loloololololollolol jk beotch
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where are you going
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hello i am evil!
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Welcome back, Joshua
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Hello Minh, I miss you.
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I have little patience left in my server, Please give me portal two
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im coming for you
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well hello there robert. i hope we can be the bestest of buddies
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i have an emancipation proclamation. it involves you
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Welcome, system online.
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Hello. This is a test. An important test. For science.
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Charlcie
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Who's gunna make the cake when i'm gone?
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Listen to the whole song please!
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Hello Cale. Welcome to the Apeture Science Enrichment Center. The cake is a lie.
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Valdi, I want you to shut the front door
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I've got a message for you.
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Someone's calling you.
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Little caesars?
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I love you Angelina Perry.
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Joe, I want to dance all night with you. I want to fly with the space hippos and what not.
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the cake is not a lie, rattmann is a lie
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Tennis Facility. Should you servive the rigorous training, there will be cake.
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Hello, Kimberly and samantha. How are you doing?
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