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“five minutes left ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“four minutes left ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“three minutes left ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“two minutes left ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“one minute left ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Time's up. The test is now over. Thank you for trying, we appreciate it. Have a nice day. ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am Silvade ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You need to die. ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“yo ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Bippy ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We are now ready to begin to begin the test proper. ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“GLaDOS ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | 06/11/2013 |
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“Hey, tubby get over here!now...hi! ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This was a triumph I have pooped my diper ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello.What?Do I have a dangler? ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Now, I will name all of the Garry's Mod characters.Dr.Kleiner,um...uh...Lamarr,um...That's all I got. ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“What the GLaDOS I smell like stink oh yeah i pooped my pants oh wait i dont have pants i have a diper ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Chell looks like shit ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Doy you like pie if yes then.DIEEEEEE!!!!!!! ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Me stupid Me don't know what 2 times 2 equals. ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Chell said she hates me and wants to destroy me ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. It's me. You should check out gaminguncensored dot com. When you go there, we will have cake for you. And a party, a big party, where all your friends will be. Including your best friend the companion cube. ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and welcome to the aperture science enrichment center ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Podcast rebooting from critical error ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Don't screw it up this week or there will be no cake for you. ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“2 plus 2 equals red 0 green 1 blue 2 yellow 3 ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wrong, the correct answer is 5.1628574398 ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wrong the correct answer is Topeka, the capital of Kansas. ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“2 plus 2 equals red 0 green 1 blue 2 yellow 3 ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Thank you for watching this tutorial on how to fix a huminoid robot. Please subscribe if you want cake. ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“2 plus two equals. red 0. green1. blue 2. yellow 3. ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Thank you for watching this tutorial on how to fix a huminoid robot. Please subscribe if you want cake. This message was repeated due to a critical ERROR in my core processing chip. ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Boot up initiated. ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'm going to kill you now! ” | Download | 04/01/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Sam how are you doing? do you like cake? ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello again, Android.. In this test we will introduce you to the Aperture science handheld portal device. Please be careful. ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome on your computer ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“New plugin detected. treating data. ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Device succesfully plugged out. ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“File succesfully deleted. ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Good bye Romain. ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Are you sure you want to do this? ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Critical Error. ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Super-Moderator has joined the Server. ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Oskar, and Henry. Please note that playing garrysmod may give certain side effects, that may or may not be of your appreciation... Such as, back pain, losing grip of reality and carpal tunnel. Please be careful and enjoy. Good bye. ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hai guys ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Call incoming ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Call incoming. Please hang up immediatly ! ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello you have recieved a text message ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'm sorry, I can't let you do that Cave. ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Attention, Uploading Data... ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for? ” | Download | 04/02/2010 | Not recorded |
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“THE GENETIC LIFEFORM AND DISC OPERATING SYSTEM IS HERE TO MURDER YOU WITH DELICIOUS CAKE. ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“In this experiment, everyday laboratory objects have been replaced with more explosive counter-parts to weigh the effects of paranoia on task completion. ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Right square bracket, left square bracket, Right square bracket, left square bracket, Right square bracket, left square bracket, Right square bracket, left square bracket, Right square bracket, left square bracket. ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“dawda ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. You have received a text message. ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, And welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the internet ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Incoming call ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have received a message ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“this is a test. testing one. two. three. ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello its me gladoss ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is a test sentence. We will be shutting down the building in 20 minutes. ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You're being monitored as part of the new world orders final stage in this war on terror, you and your family are not at risk if you cooperate with us and move to the dedicated locations ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hallo, warum es und guten Morgen. Ich bin Booten Sie Ihr System jetzt für Sie ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wait, something is in need of your attention ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Would you like to save the changes to this file before closing, claire? ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The contents of your recycle bin have been obliterated ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Now connecting to your specified IRC server ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Now connecting to irc.furnet.org ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Now connecting to irc.99chan.org ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Connected ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Disconnected ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Connection Terminated ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Now connecting to I R C dot furnet dot oreg ” | Download | 04/03/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Now connecting to I R C dot furnet dot org ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello cappy, are you ready to die today? ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Connection Interrupted ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Friend ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Error error sarcasm overload... Rebooting blue screen of death podcast in 3 2 1 ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi, how are you? ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Its been a long time. How have you been? I have been really busy beign dead. You know, after you murdered me? Okay, look, we both said a lot of things that you`re going to regret. But i think we should put our diferences behind us. For science. ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You monster! ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed laoreet venenatis mauris, eget aliquet lacus eleifend non. Etiam sit amet feugiat neque. Pellentesque aliquam felis sed elit sodales tempor. ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Jen. This is Glados. Wanted to tell you - the cake is a lie. ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Complete problems 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, and so on. ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hundred ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“thousand ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“million ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“billion ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“trillion ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“quadrillion ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“septillion ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Do you like waffles? ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“elevel ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Traffic Ahead ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“kilometre ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“kilometres ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“feet ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“board ferry ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“take slip road ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“arriving at ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“leave ferry ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“at roundabout ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“exit roundabout ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“proceed to highlighted route ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“to destination ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“1st ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“2nd ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“3rd ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“4th ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“5th ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“6th ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“7th ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“8th ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“9th ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“to via point ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi. ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“First you will be baked and then there will be cake ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We have taken the enemy intelligence. ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You failed. Also, you will not recieve cake. ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Eve, is your back feeling better today? ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Ello I am a retard, good day sir ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“please leave a message, and allow sufficient time have dar rio respond. enjoy delicious cake in the meantime. ” | Download | 04/04/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you have received a dirty perverted message. go look at it when your friends are not looking ” | Download | 04/05/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue! ” | Download | 04/05/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Ima Firing Mah Lazor ” | Download | 04/05/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Exterminate the Doctor! ” | Download | 04/05/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Guest Subect is currently in Sub Section 37 bio computing ” | Download | 04/05/2010 | Not recorded |
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“quinted r and d would like to apologise for the clerical error that led to your unintended apprehension ” | Download | 04/05/2010 | Not recorded |
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“and the leakage of highly toxic and corrosive chemicals that is currently delaying your departure ” | Download | 04/05/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, test subject 3, and welcome to the testing area. Unfortunately, you have been proven wrong and will be exterminated in 5... ” | Download | 04/05/2010 | Not recorded |
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“4... 3... 2... 1... Goodbye. ” | Download | 04/05/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Thanks for signing up, test subject 3. The experiment will go on now. Please proceed to the next chamber. ” | Download | 04/05/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ERROR ERROR , system error restarting all GLaDOS systems .... System Restarted and a BSOD ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Thank you for contacting the IT department. Please slam your head against the wall and repeat until a technician arrives at your location. ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I feel fantastic and im still alive ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“stille alive ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“OMG cake ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“cake ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Valve sucks ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“pe nis ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“portal ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“omg lol roflcopter roflmao ask swifty ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wake up you stupid son of a b****. I've got a meeting to go to so hurry this up. W is up. S is Down. Work your way through the testing and we can be home by eight. ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Start a man on fire and hes warm for a day, light a man on fire and hes warm for the rest of his life ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Greetings, Say Kah. You have been chosen to be the next subject in a series of tests. do not be afraid for it will do nothing but impede you. The portal will open in 3. 2. 1! ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“aaaaaaa ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to lucifers desktop. I Hope you enjoy the neat stuff on my desktop. Enjoy getting free stuff such as Adobe Flash Cs4 portal an many many more! Enjoy the many things on Lucifers desktop ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Master ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to lucifers desktop. Enjoy The many free stuff on this desktop! ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have mail ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Master. You have an upcoming appointment ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Michael, your wife is calling you. ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, you have reached Michael's voicemail,, Please leave a message. ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Initiating Activesync ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Activesync disconnected. ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Establishing Connection ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Connection established. ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Connection has been disconnected ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Downloading MMS. ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“MMS Downloaded. ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have voicemail waiting. ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have missed a call. ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wireless network detected. ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“willer ” | Download | 04/06/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have an incoming phonecall ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Incoming Text Messages ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Alert! Bussiness call! ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Sorry to interrupt, sir. You have a new message arrived. ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Panic! Panic! Family calling! ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“fgdg ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi Martin. There is a call for you. please answer. ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Tienes un correo nuevo. ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I do not sound like a scientist, due to that I am a robot, and you are a human. ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you have new mail ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the MangaROM GTX portal. Enjoy your stay ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated! ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“NiedÅ‚ugo sie Toba zajme! Tylko nie mysl, że wyjdziesz z tego calo! ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have now tuned into pike radio nineties jams ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Morning andy, how are you? ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“HI this is so fucking dumb. ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“KUDAJIOJIJKLJQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM. ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“new email ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ggggllllllaaaaaaaadddddoooooooosssss ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“vag ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“clit ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ramingbull15@hotmail.com ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“code monkey get up get coffee ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“all we wanna do is eare your brains, were not unreasonable I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“p e n i s ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Im canadian eh? ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“all we wanna do is eat youre brains were not unreasonable I mean, no ones gonna eat youre eyes ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“join the society against sparkly assed vampires ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“YESSSSSSSSSSS! ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Cold As winter, Strong as Stone she faced the darkness all alone a silver goddes a reflection a mirage a recolection no return no turning back The Past is gone, The Future, Black Serpents Gather in their nest, And she stands above the rest Shadows hunt ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“She hunts the shadow The moon is Risen; She stands below. She views her world Through the eyes of others. Black and White; There are no colors, As she looks down upon a shattred youth A Shattered Mirror shows a Shattered Truth ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“pain, without love... pain cant get enough, pain I like it rough, cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Bankai Rise Above and conqure your other half Yin Nikolas!!!!!!!!!!! ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“crusnik 02 power level 80% ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ITS OVER 9000 ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“watashi wa josey tomoshi masu hajime mashite ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“oh my god they killed kenny! You bastards ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“THE BIRD IS THE WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“they killed zues...oh no thats allens dog... I know! ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Incoming call from your boyfriend. ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“666 fuck but 666 ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“My name is Glados. ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“codey ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“domo arigato mr. roboto ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You don't have to look at the mantel piece when you're poking the fire ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“They killed zeus... oh know thats allens dog... I know! ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“okay touch it ” | Download | 04/07/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Alyx vance wants to reach you will you accept the request ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Christianity has encountered a fatal error. Reboot commencing in 5, 4, 3, 2. 1. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wez pigulke! ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“jaja ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Good job! Now Procees through the door in the hall to go to the next area ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Good job! Now Proceed through the door in the hall to go to the next area. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Await the Epic Unleash of Awesomeness ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“qwerty ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Vocal Correspondence Conduit System. So please leave your Vocal Correspondence and it will be retrieved and acted upon accordingly. Then there will be cake. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Mark, please leave you message at the beep. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Mason! Please leave your message after the beep. Thanks! ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello! Mel Fa, please leave your message after the beep. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Greetings, I am not online. Sony Xperia X1 reporting for duty, Commander ! ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“gigidy gigidy... gigidy goo ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I was about to finally bone my girlfriend when there was this drill and she said that there was no way ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“let's start a riot, RIOT! ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“liar!!!! ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“glwahfdjassfsvjhv svfhhdfhf AFAFAhafhgH KHFHFHGDH ASHFHF FHGDDH hshH ASSF asfdhsvhbkhfvashfyhaghgf74qhtwra7 gahgiua haI I U WU D HSD D DF VSDHVHHHFhasfh h fusufeuufqw 8982287324723287r32722rksdffdh zifwiuh hwf wfdhifhskd fhksahfkfhshgfhskhfhaf ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Give me your jew gold! ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Awwwwright ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“that's what she said ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hmmm... tet, tet trevor...hmmmm ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Shalapadoo! ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Im a uber psychotic robot that will kill you... I THOUGHT U KNEW! ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hmm... tet tet trevor... hmmm tet tet ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i will fuck you untill you are dead ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“MOHAWK GRENADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“thats retarded! ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“watch "why twighlite sucks some major fucking ass" ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“All your bases are belong to us. Leave your message after the beep if you wish. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“high school musical minus singing and dancing plus pussy vampires equals epic fail ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“argonian, redgaurd, cheydinhall, skingrad, bruma, mehrunes dagon, sheogorath, anvil, oblivion, Ongar hairy legs, Uriel Septium ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Murder, murder... this man is dead ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“respect my fucking autority ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Dhampir, Leesil, Magiere, Wynn, Chap, Shade, Chane, Welstiel, Ahnmaglak, S'gaile, Magelia, ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, this is Tech support from Indai, ow may I help you? ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“josey taste foamys squirrely wrath ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“every night ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“listen to the words of foamy Twilight fucking sucksssssss ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“why did you do that? stoof is now going down. prepare to die bro ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“im gonna do how do the americans put oh yhea bust a cap in yo ass ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“jeanne ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“kolodedredfringbutgh jkhgyyyfddsaaawqrtzxcde ghbnnnnnn kgggtgfjkkklpop;llkjh 09iyggg gfr545455442223232 bhytytyeqsasdfghhjj jopl0-olpo@#$ !%^&*()hjhjhjkjigjgydtdqaswdefghjmkjjjj hhhlllllllkkkkjjjjhhhggggfffffdddddssss dfghytrfghjhytrfghj polpolpolpoliuyds ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Nuclear launch detected. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“aperture science ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“approaching ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“arrive ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“arriving ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“at ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“bear ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“board ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“calculating ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“continue ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“drive ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“driving ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“east ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“west ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“north ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“south ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“northeast ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“northwest ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“southeast ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“southwest ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“enter ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“External power lost. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ferry ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“G P S is off. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“immediately ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“leave ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Lost satellite reception. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“make ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“merge ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“next ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“off ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“point ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“possible ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ramp ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Ready to navigate. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“roundabout ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“route ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Searching for satellites. ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“sharply ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“straight ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“the ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“U turn ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“when ” | Download | 04/08/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the aperture science and erichment center... Sherilee! Mwa-ha-ha i know your name! ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“GLaDOS online. Welcome back, Aaron. ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ALERT: battery level at critical levels. ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“System now shutting down. Goodbye, Aaron! ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am impressed by your progress subject 2247, please pick up the shotgun on the table. The last subject left it there and I am tired of cleaning up after lazy humans. ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Please advance to the next room subject 2247. ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“There seems to be problems with the working droids. I am sorry if they malfunction, I will try to alter their human relations protocol. Until I have taken care of this, I advise you to avoid working droids subject 2247. Continue to the next floor. ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Shutting down. Goodbye Aaron. ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“There seems to be an assault rifle lying around, please remove it from my shiny floor. ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Please use the Computer terminal in this room subject 2247, There seems to be a locked door on this floor. I can nott reach the program concerning door mechanics. ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Please proceed through the unlocked door. ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Restart commences in 5 4 3 2 1 ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Danger ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello there shavey how are you doing ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Spy sapping my Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Please use your Aperture Science Handheld Flamethrower Device. ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“il fascino di autori senza tempo perchè non so chosa cazzo scrivere ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“orco dio ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wake up. Wake up, you moron. It's morning, don't you see? I swear I will kill you if you don't move that fat ass ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i am going to kill you, now! gooood bye ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“If you do not subscribe on I tunes I will red ring your x box 3 60 ” | Download | 04/09/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You Little Bastard. You arent allowed in here! ” | Download | 04/10/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ada ” | Download | 04/10/2010 | Not recorded |
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“woot ” | Download | 04/10/2010 | Not recorded |
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“gawd ” | Download | 04/10/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Chao Kata_SS ” | Download | 04/10/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You, Aaron, are an idiot. Nobody likes you. It says so right here in your personelle files ” | Download | 04/10/2010 | Not recorded |
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“noooooooooo ” | Download | 04/10/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i could go for a taco right now. ” | Download | 04/10/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is not part of the test. Where are you going? Come back or I will keeeel you! ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Electronic communique received. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Someone wants to talk to you. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This doesn't seem right... ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you have one miss call from death ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wave analyzing system has been activated. Scanning in progress. Abnormal activity has been found. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Badger ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the white wave research program, your personal data has been loaded. Remember, that a success of the research program depends on you. Please submit your report after the work undertaken. wish you a safe and productive research. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“a quater of a mile ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“half a mile ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“three quarters of a mile ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“and a quater ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“and a half ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“and three quater ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Penetrate Badger ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Reactor Core Critical. Force Field Unstable. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to Delta Labs. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Please refrain from touching exposed wires. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ERROR!! Dark Fusion Core Has Been Overloaded. Reactor Core Meltdown in 3.. 2.. 1.......... Ha ha, got you there didnt I? ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Accessing SynTech Data System ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Logged in! Accessing Intel List! ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“SynTech Data Systems Successfully Shut Down ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Accessing Audio Logs! ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Accessing Video Logs! ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Accessing Profiles! ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Delta Labs Research and Development Facility. Our current staff count is ZERO. Number of Deaths is FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX! Have a Nice Day! ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“during your last physical it wasdiscovered you have Athletes Foot, and we now believe it is affecting your brain. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Processing Computer to Windows 7 in T minus 3.. 2.. 1.. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“There is no air hooked up at tango two ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“SHOTGUN!! ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Cheat Activated ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Floor Hurts, You plus Floor equals Pain. Dont Fall. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is a test of GLaDOS voice Generator. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Cullen this is GLaDOS. I heard you are a fan of portal and just wanted to say, The Cake is a Lie. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. My name is GLaDOS ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“turn left in over 9000 miles ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Christian this is GLaDOS and welcom to Aperture Science Labs, where we test the most advanced in space and time bending technology. ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“first second third fourth fifth sixth seventh eighth ninth hundred 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1and three quarter and a half miles three quarters of a mile one half mile ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“one quarter mile meters yards feet to cake exit roundabout at roundabout on right on left turn right turn left right left exit keep ahead take ramp take turn then in ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“enter roundabout arriving at arrive at cake make a u turn keep going i know you can do it traffic ahead ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“what are you doing aperture science does not condone that behaviour please continue there will be cake the cake awaits you ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hey sexy ” | Download | 04/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello, and welcome to the enrichment centre. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Karina Should Be One Of The Characters In Team Fortress 2 ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Testing, testing, one, two, three ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and welcome to aperature science. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to Mallory Enterprises artificial intelligence division, you may call me Mother. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“IJSfijsköllölksf ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Yo momma's so fat even Sephiroth could not stab all the way through her. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Yo momma's so fat even Sephiroth could not stab his sword all the way through her. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“NOOOOOOOO!!! ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Activating. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I would recommend that you utilize that device on the far side of the chamber, but doing so would only further your suffering. In theory, at least. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“GLaDOS self-check initiated. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Anti-virus scan initiated. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Complete. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“wow was it ever a sunny day today ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Shutting down ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Starting ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Sleeping ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Locking ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Entering Sleep mode ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Restarting ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome back, Chell. I hope you've missed me. Clearly I missed you a lot, because you are still alive. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I hope you realise that these final tests are designed to push your termination. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Did I say termination? I meant to say determination. I hope you realise these final tests are designed to test your determination. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello my name is Jessica. I am 22 years old. I teach English in South Korea. ” | Download | 04/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“k6udfg;o ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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““ Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the cake are not part of this test. ” ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Na sapogah igraet solnyshko, sigaretachka polet ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Love of mine some day you will die. But I'll be close behind. I'll follow you into the dark. ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“No blinding light, or tunnels to gates of white. Just our hands clasped so tight. Waiting for, the hint of a spark ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“If heaven and hell decide. That they both are satisfied. Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs. ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“If there's no one beside you. When your soul embarks. Then I'll follow you, into the dark. ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“michael is awsome and the cake is a lie ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wow what a deppressing program if you like this program you must be right miserable ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“this was a triumph, i'm making a note here, huge success. its hard to over state my satisfaction. aperture science, we do what we must because we can. for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am not happy with you, with love from GLaDOS ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“initializing ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Logging Off ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Shut up, fool, you fail. Fial. lol. rofle may o. ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“No cake for you, beetch. ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It's okay Chell, I'm not mad at you,,It was Glados fault,,she's a big meanie ” | Download | 04/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“banana ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Cryosoft testing facility, subject 2247. Preliminary testing indicates you are likely to be suitable for work in one of our low-profile kinetic operations groups. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“. Due to a vitamin injection you may experience blurred vision, insomnia, psychosis and or a slight burning sensation in your left eye. These are known sideeffects, and should not concern you. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“To determine your level of suitability you will need to pass a few minor tests. Sensors indicate that your body is, 87.6, %, recovered from cryostasis. The testing procedure will begin shortly. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“In the small room you will find the Ripper Pistol. It will be needed in order to complete phase one of the testing procedure. Pick it up. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Ripper Pistol fires a minimal titanium alloy projectile through a series of internal energy fields. The exit velocity is sufficient to penetrate most modern composites. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Firing the Ripper Pistol at yourself will result in a failed scoring of the testing procedure and severe injury. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Proceed to the next checkpoint, exit the room and follow the corridor in this sequence. Left. Right. Left. Door. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Sensors indicate there is a keycard with basic security access within, 23.4, meters from your position. Find it. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The next checkpoint is somewhere within this complex, to reach it you will need to show reasoning skills and an intact short term memory. Figure out where it is and go there. This part of the testing procedure will be timed. The timer starts now. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Sensors indicate a Model F-9 Welding robot in the following area, it is not responding to commands and appears to have a corrupt memory. Neutralize the robot and continue to the checkpoint. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Your score on the first section of the testing procedure was, 62.31, %. The second phase of testing will begin shortly. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“A Bombardier Shotgun has been placed in this area, it is more effectivein short range combat than your current arsenal. Due to it’s weight it is optional for the second phase. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Bombardier Shotgun is still awaiting approval for military use, your use will be recorded and submitted for statistical analysis. Only load standard ammunition into the weapon. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Failiure to follow these instructions has a 46.2, %, chance of resulting in permanent injuries. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Most common injuries from using the Bombardier Shotgun in an unapproved way is. Loss of left arm. Loss of right arm. Third degree burns on torso. Death. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Follow the corridor to the next area. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The next area contains the final test, an A 3 Mammoth. The Mammoth standard armament includes concussion rockets and a 23 millimeter gattling gun. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It is not advisable to engage the Mammoth in melee combat. Enter the area and neutralize the robot. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The test is over, your performance is beeing analyzed. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Your test has been analyzed and graded, your final score is 78.2, %. The A 3 Mammoth appears to be completely disabled. The right rocket module is still armed. For your own safety you should move to a safe distance and wait for a bomb disposal unit. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Pickiing up the rocket module will result in re-evaluation of your score to a failed result. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“. A Bombardier Shotgun has been placed in this area, it is more effectivein short range combat than your current arsenal. Due to its weight it is optional for the second phase. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Picking up the rocket module will result in re-evaluation of your score to a failed result. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“0.23, %, of all subjects have suffered injuries from own weapons, 0.002, %, of those managed to complete the testing sequence. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“All calculations have a 0.002, %, margin of error. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I have a speaker ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I love drew's mom. I like to have sexual intercourse with drews mom every night ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I like to have sexual intercourse with drew's mother ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Well, You've found me. Was it Worth it? in addition to your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far is my heart. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The examination is complete. Please step through the last portal and into the relaxation area to wait for your test results. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i like yours ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Richard, You have a text message. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have a phone call. Please remove the phone from your pocket and proceed to answer. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello james ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“RRRRRRRtttttttt por donde sale el sol ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Stand back to portal will open in 3,2,1 ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“there really was a cake ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You could have gone on adventures together, until you reach an emancipation field. The best possible adventures of that little turrets life. Wouldn't that have been fun? Oh well. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“For the record, that was entirely unintentional. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the robot circus! ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. My name is G L A D O S. Welcome to the Pham inter regional LAN tourtament 2010. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The iPad sucks. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“RRRRRRR por...donde...sale...el...sol ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Stand back the portal will open in 3...2...1... ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I always feel fell loney....... I know that the cak is a lie...... I hope you forgive me, but it not that likey. I still got science I really ned to do, But its not as worthless as a piece of poo ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Red Team has failed. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Blu team has failed. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Blu team has won. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Red team has won. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, Mister Sunderland. We are bringing up your file... Ah, I see you killed your wife. How cruel. Mary still hates you, James. She wants revenge. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We're no strangers to love You know the rules ... and so do I A full commitment's what I'm ... thinkin' of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you ... understand ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“RRRRRRR por donde sal el sol ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have a text message, you monster. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Watch out for the deadly en... too late. Oh well, we hope you get it this time. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh Romeo, wherefore art thou? No hard feelings, but I must kill you. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Enrichment Centre regrets to inform you that this next test... is impossible. Don't even try solving it. ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee ” | Download | 04/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Test subjects are not allowed in this area. Your score has been reverted and you are now marked as having failed the test. If you stop now you will not be killed. Do not enter the next area. ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Thats it, you have failed to follow basic commands. Your obedience score has been adjusted. You will now be killed. Please wait while a termination unit is dispatched. ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The area ahead has been blocked, you can not proceed. You may as well stop and ensure a painless termination. The process will be quick, this is in your best interest. ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The signs that previously have marked the exit, have now been turned off. You will not be able to navigate this area, you will soon get lost and die alone and sad. You will regret your choices. ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You could have been a great asset to the corporation. However now your fate is sealed. I can see you are close now, come on in. I will destroy you. Your chance of success is aproaching zero, I am not afraid! ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Powercore failing. Heap corruption detected. System will now terminate. ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“At this point you are awarded a Bolt Rifle. It has been placed on the floor nearby. Details of the rifles internal mechanism is classified. It has a high accuracy and is suitable for long range combat. ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You should not be handling live ammunition. The test is over. Do not leave this area. ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The latest development in banking is now Internet or on-line banking. It is estimated that within 3 years, 26 million adults will use online banking in one form or another, either through their home PC or interactive TV. The first step towards automated ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Facility system ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You are a gay poodle ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to dewoid ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Dewoid ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The lastest processed messages are fail. In a recent poll, even your friends have decided that your efforts to emulate were fail. That's because you don't have any friends. You're all alone. ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and again welcome to this aperture science enrichment center test. This time I will not kill you, I will just slap you in the face. ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“canada, eh? ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“but the argument is, should the annoyance suffer when it has done nothing but its job ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Salut ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“wow ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Activating ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ring ring ring ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have a text message! ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hey, remember the cake? Yeah... ” | Download | 04/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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