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We are now ready to begin to begin the test proper.
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This was a triumph I have pooped my diper
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Hello.What?Do I have a dangler?
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Now, I will name all of the Garry's Mod characters.Dr.Kleiner,um...uh...Lamarr,um...That's all I got.
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Doy you like pie if yes then.DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Me stupid Me don't know what 2 times 2 equals.
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Chell said she hates me and wants to destroy me
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Hello. It's me. You should check out gaminguncensored dot com. When you go there, we will have cake for you. And a party, a big party, where all your friends will be. Including your best friend the companion cube.
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science enrichment center
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Don't screw it up this week or there will be no cake for you.
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2 plus 2 equals red 0 green 1 blue 2 yellow 3
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Thank you for watching this tutorial on how to fix a huminoid robot. Please subscribe if you want cake.
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2 plus two equals. red 0. green1. blue 2. yellow 3.
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I'm going to kill you now!
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Hello Sam how are you doing? do you like cake?
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Hello Oskar, and Henry. Please note that playing garrysmod may give certain side effects, that may or may not be of your appreciation... Such as, back pain, losing grip of reality and carpal tunnel. Please be careful and enjoy. Good bye.
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I'm sorry, I can't let you do that Cave.
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My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for?
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THE GENETIC LIFEFORM AND DISC OPERATING SYSTEM IS HERE TO MURDER YOU WITH DELICIOUS CAKE.
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hello its me gladoss
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This is a test sentence. We will be shutting down the building in 20 minutes.
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You're being monitored as part of the new world orders final stage in this war on terror, you and your family are not at risk if you cooperate with us and move to the dedicated locations
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Hallo, warum es und guten Morgen. Ich bin Booten Sie Ihr System jetzt für Sie
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hello cappy, are you ready to die today?
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Error error sarcasm overload... Rebooting blue screen of death podcast in 3 2 1
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Hi, how are you?
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Its been a long time. How have you been? I have been really busy beign dead. You know, after you murdered me? Okay, look, we both said a lot of things that you`re going to regret. But i think we should put our diferences behind us. For science.
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You monster!
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Hello Jen. This is Glados. Wanted to tell you - the cake is a lie.
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Complete problems 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, and so on.
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We have taken the enemy intelligence.
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Hello Eve, is your back feeling better today?
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Ello I am a retard, good day sir
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please leave a message, and allow sufficient time have dar rio respond. enjoy delicious cake in the meantime.
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Ima Firing Mah Lazor
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Exterminate the Doctor!
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Guest Subect is currently in Sub Section 37 bio computing
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quinted r and d would like to apologise for the clerical error that led to your unintended apprehension
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Hello, test subject 3, and welcome to the testing area. Unfortunately, you have been proven wrong and will be exterminated in 5...
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4... 3... 2... 1... Goodbye.
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Thanks for signing up, test subject 3. The experiment will go on now. Please proceed to the next chamber.
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ERROR ERROR , system error restarting all GLaDOS systems .... System Restarted and a BSOD
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Thank you for contacting the IT department. Please slam your head against the wall and repeat until a technician arrives at your location.
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I feel fantastic and im still alive
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Wake up you stupid son of a b****. I've got a meeting to go to so hurry this up. W is up. S is Down. Work your way through the testing and we can be home by eight.
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Greetings, Say Kah. You have been chosen to be the next subject in a series of tests. do not be afraid for it will do nothing but impede you. The portal will open in 3. 2. 1!
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Welcome to lucifers desktop. I Hope you enjoy the neat stuff on my desktop. Enjoy getting free stuff such as Adobe Flash Cs4 portal an many many more! Enjoy the many things on Lucifers desktop
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Welcome to lucifers desktop. Enjoy The many free stuff on this desktop!
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Tienes un correo nuevo.
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I do not sound like a scientist, due to that I am a robot, and you are a human.
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you have new mail
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Welcome to the MangaROM GTX portal. Enjoy your stay
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We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
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We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!
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Morning andy, how are you?
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Cold As winter, Strong as Stone she faced the darkness all alone a silver goddes a reflection a mirage a recolection no return no turning back The Past is gone, The Future, Black Serpents Gather in their nest, And she stands above the rest Shadows hunt
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She hunts the shadow The moon is Risen; She stands below. She views her world Through the eyes of others. Black and White; There are no colors, As she looks down upon a shattred youth A Shattered Mirror shows a Shattered Truth
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My name is Glados.
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Good job! Now Procees through the door in the hall to go to the next area
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Good job! Now Proceed through the door in the hall to go to the next area.
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre.
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Vocal Correspondence Conduit System. So please leave your Vocal Correspondence and it will be retrieved and acted upon accordingly. Then there will be cake.
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Greetings, I am not online. Sony Xperia X1 reporting for duty, Commander !
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Im a uber psychotic robot that will kill you... I THOUGHT U KNEW!
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All your bases are belong to us. Leave your message after the beep if you wish.
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GLaDOS online. Welcome back, Aaron.
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ALERT: battery level at critical levels.
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System now shutting down. Goodbye, Aaron!
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I am impressed by your progress subject 2247, please pick up the shotgun on the table. The last subject left it there and I am tired of cleaning up after lazy humans.
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Please advance to the next room subject 2247.
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There seems to be problems with the working droids. I am sorry if they malfunction, I will try to alter their human relations protocol. Until I have taken care of this, I advise you to avoid working droids subject 2247. Continue to the next floor.
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Shutting down. Goodbye Aaron.
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There seems to be an assault rifle lying around, please remove it from my shiny floor.
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Please use the Computer terminal in this room subject 2247, There seems to be a locked door on this floor. I can nott reach the program concerning door mechanics.
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Please proceed through the unlocked door.
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Spy sapping my Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Please use your Aperture Science Handheld Flamethrower Device.
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Wake up. Wake up, you moron. It's morning, don't you see? I swear I will kill you if you don't move that fat ass
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i am going to kill you, now! gooood bye
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If you do not subscribe on I tunes I will red ring your x box 3 60
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You Little Bastard. You arent allowed in here!
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ada
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woot
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gawd
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Chao Kata_SS
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You, Aaron, are an idiot. Nobody likes you. It says so right here in your personelle files
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noooooooooo
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i could go for a taco right now.
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This is not part of the test. Where are you going? Come back or I will keeeel you!
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Electronic communique received.
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Someone wants to talk to you.
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This doesn't seem right...
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you have one miss call from death
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Wave analyzing system has been activated. Scanning in progress. Abnormal activity has been found.
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Badger
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Welcome to the white wave research program, your personal data has been loaded. Remember, that a success of the research program depends on you. Please submit your report after the work undertaken. wish you a safe and productive research.
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a quater of a mile
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half a mile
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three quarters of a mile
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and a quater
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and a half
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and three quater
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Penetrate Badger
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Reactor Core Critical. Force Field Unstable.
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Welcome to Delta Labs.
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Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!
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Please refrain from touching exposed wires.
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ERROR!! Dark Fusion Core Has Been Overloaded. Reactor Core Meltdown in 3.. 2.. 1.......... Ha ha, got you there didnt I?
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Accessing SynTech Data System
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Logged in! Accessing Intel List!
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SynTech Data Systems Successfully Shut Down
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Accessing Audio Logs!
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Accessing Video Logs!
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Accessing Profiles!
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Welcome to the Delta Labs Research and Development Facility. Our current staff count is ZERO. Number of Deaths is FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX! Have a Nice Day!
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during your last physical it wasdiscovered you have Athletes Foot, and we now believe it is affecting your brain.
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Processing Computer to Windows 7 in T minus 3.. 2.. 1..
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There is no air hooked up at tango two
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SHOTGUN!!
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Cheat Activated
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The Floor Hurts, You plus Floor equals Pain. Dont Fall.
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This is a test of GLaDOS voice Generator.
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Hello Cullen this is GLaDOS. I heard you are a fan of portal and just wanted to say, The Cake is a Lie.
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS
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turn left in over 9000 miles
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Hello Christian this is GLaDOS and welcom to Aperture Science Labs, where we test the most advanced in space and time bending technology.
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first second third fourth fifth sixth seventh eighth ninth hundred 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1and three quarter and a half miles three quarters of a mile one half mile
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one quarter mile meters yards feet to cake exit roundabout at roundabout on right on left turn right turn left right left exit keep ahead take ramp take turn then in
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enter roundabout arriving at arrive at cake make a u turn keep going i know you can do it traffic ahead
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what are you doing aperture science does not condone that behaviour please continue there will be cake the cake awaits you
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hey sexy
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hello, and welcome to the enrichment centre.
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Karina Should Be One Of The Characters In Team Fortress 2
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Testing, testing, one, two, three
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Hello and welcome to aperature science.
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Welcome to Mallory Enterprises artificial intelligence division, you may call me Mother.
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IJSfijsköllölksf
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Yo momma's so fat even Sephiroth could not stab all the way through her.
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Yo momma's so fat even Sephiroth could not stab his sword all the way through her.
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NOOOOOOOO!!!
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Activating.
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I would recommend that you utilize that device on the far side of the chamber, but doing so would only further your suffering. In theory, at least.
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GLaDOS self-check initiated.
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Anti-virus scan initiated.
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Complete.
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wow was it ever a sunny day today
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Shutting down
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Starting
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Sleeping
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Locking
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Entering Sleep mode
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Restarting
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Welcome back, Chell. I hope you've missed me. Clearly I missed you a lot, because you are still alive.
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I hope you realise that these final tests are designed to push your termination.
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Did I say termination? I meant to say determination. I hope you realise these final tests are designed to test your determination.
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hello my name is Jessica. I am 22 years old. I teach English in South Korea.
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k6udfg;o
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“ Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the cake are not part of this test. ”
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Na sapogah igraet solnyshko, sigaretachka polet
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Love of mine some day you will die. But I'll be close behind. I'll follow you into the dark.
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No blinding light, or tunnels to gates of white. Just our hands clasped so tight. Waiting for, the hint of a spark
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If heaven and hell decide. That they both are satisfied. Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs.
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If there's no one beside you. When your soul embarks. Then I'll follow you, into the dark.
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michael is awsome and the cake is a lie
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Wow what a deppressing program if you like this program you must be right miserable
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this was a triumph, i'm making a note here, huge success. its hard to over state my satisfaction. aperture science, we do what we must because we can. for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
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I am not happy with you, with love from GLaDOS
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initializing
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Logging Off
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Shut up, fool, you fail. Fial. lol. rofle may o.
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No cake for you, beetch.
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It's okay Chell, I'm not mad at you,,It was Glados fault,,she's a big meanie
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banana
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Welcome to the Cryosoft testing facility, subject 2247. Preliminary testing indicates you are likely to be suitable for work in one of our low-profile kinetic operations groups.
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. Due to a vitamin injection you may experience blurred vision, insomnia, psychosis and or a slight burning sensation in your left eye. These are known sideeffects, and should not concern you.
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To determine your level of suitability you will need to pass a few minor tests. Sensors indicate that your body is, 87.6, %, recovered from cryostasis. The testing procedure will begin shortly.
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In the small room you will find the Ripper Pistol. It will be needed in order to complete phase one of the testing procedure. Pick it up.
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The Ripper Pistol fires a minimal titanium alloy projectile through a series of internal energy fields. The exit velocity is sufficient to penetrate most modern composites.
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Firing the Ripper Pistol at yourself will result in a failed scoring of the testing procedure and severe injury.
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Proceed to the next checkpoint, exit the room and follow the corridor in this sequence. Left. Right. Left. Door.
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Sensors indicate there is a keycard with basic security access within, 23.4, meters from your position. Find it.
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The next checkpoint is somewhere within this complex, to reach it you will need to show reasoning skills and an intact short term memory. Figure out where it is and go there. This part of the testing procedure will be timed. The timer starts now.
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Sensors indicate a Model F-9 Welding robot in the following area, it is not responding to commands and appears to have a corrupt memory. Neutralize the robot and continue to the checkpoint.
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Your score on the first section of the testing procedure was, 62.31, %. The second phase of testing will begin shortly.
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A Bombardier Shotgun has been placed in this area, it is more effectivein short range combat than your current arsenal. Due to it’s weight it is optional for the second phase.
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The Bombardier Shotgun is still awaiting approval for military use, your use will be recorded and submitted for statistical analysis. Only load standard ammunition into the weapon.
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Failiure to follow these instructions has a 46.2, %, chance of resulting in permanent injuries.
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Most common injuries from using the Bombardier Shotgun in an unapproved way is. Loss of left arm. Loss of right arm. Third degree burns on torso. Death.
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Follow the corridor to the next area.
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The next area contains the final test, an A 3 Mammoth. The Mammoth standard armament includes concussion rockets and a 23 millimeter gattling gun.
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It is not advisable to engage the Mammoth in melee combat. Enter the area and neutralize the robot.
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The test is over, your performance is beeing analyzed.
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Your test has been analyzed and graded, your final score is 78.2, %. The A 3 Mammoth appears to be completely disabled. The right rocket module is still armed. For your own safety you should move to a safe distance and wait for a bomb disposal unit.
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Pickiing up the rocket module will result in re-evaluation of your score to a failed result.
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. A Bombardier Shotgun has been placed in this area, it is more effectivein short range combat than your current arsenal. Due to its weight it is optional for the second phase.
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Picking up the rocket module will result in re-evaluation of your score to a failed result.
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0.23, %, of all subjects have suffered injuries from own weapons, 0.002, %, of those managed to complete the testing sequence.
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All calculations have a 0.002, %, margin of error.
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I have a speaker
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I love drew's mom. I like to have sexual intercourse with drews mom every night
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I like to have sexual intercourse with drew's mother
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Well, You've found me. Was it Worth it? in addition to your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far is my heart.
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The examination is complete. Please step through the last portal and into the relaxation area to wait for your test results.
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i like yours
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Richard, You have a text message.
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You have a phone call. Please remove the phone from your pocket and proceed to answer.
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hello james
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice
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RRRRRRRtttttttt por donde sale el sol
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Stand back to portal will open in 3,2,1
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there really was a cake
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You could have gone on adventures together, until you reach an emancipation field. The best possible adventures of that little turrets life. Wouldn't that have been fun? Oh well.
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For the record, that was entirely unintentional.
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Welcome to the robot circus!
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Hello. My name is G L A D O S. Welcome to the Pham inter regional LAN tourtament 2010.
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The iPad sucks.
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RRRRRRR por...donde...sale...el...sol
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Stand back the portal will open in 3...2...1...
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I always feel fell loney....... I know that the cak is a lie...... I hope you forgive me, but it not that likey. I still got science I really ned to do, But its not as worthless as a piece of poo
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Red Team has failed.
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Blu team has failed.
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Blu team has won.
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Red team has won.
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Hello, Mister Sunderland. We are bringing up your file... Ah, I see you killed your wife. How cruel. Mary still hates you, James. She wants revenge.
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We're no strangers to love You know the rules ... and so do I A full commitment's what I'm ... thinkin' of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you ... understand
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Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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RRRRRRR por donde sal el sol
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You have a text message, you monster.
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Watch out for the deadly en... too late. Oh well, we hope you get it this time.
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Oh Romeo, wherefore art thou? No hard feelings, but I must kill you.
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The Enrichment Centre regrets to inform you that this next test... is impossible. Don't even try solving it.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Test subjects are not allowed in this area. Your score has been reverted and you are now marked as having failed the test. If you stop now you will not be killed. Do not enter the next area.
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Thats it, you have failed to follow basic commands. Your obedience score has been adjusted. You will now be killed. Please wait while a termination unit is dispatched.
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The area ahead has been blocked, you can not proceed. You may as well stop and ensure a painless termination. The process will be quick, this is in your best interest.
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The signs that previously have marked the exit, have now been turned off. You will not be able to navigate this area, you will soon get lost and die alone and sad. You will regret your choices.
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You could have been a great asset to the corporation. However now your fate is sealed. I can see you are close now, come on in. I will destroy you. Your chance of success is aproaching zero, I am not afraid!
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Powercore failing. Heap corruption detected. System will now terminate.
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At this point you are awarded a Bolt Rifle. It has been placed on the floor nearby. Details of the rifles internal mechanism is classified. It has a high accuracy and is suitable for long range combat.
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You should not be handling live ammunition. The test is over. Do not leave this area.
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The latest development in banking is now Internet or on-line banking. It is estimated that within 3 years, 26 million adults will use online banking in one form or another, either through their home PC or interactive TV. The first step towards automated
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Facility system
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You are a gay poodle
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Welcome to dewoid
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Dewoid
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The lastest processed messages are fail. In a recent poll, even your friends have decided that your efforts to emulate were fail. That's because you don't have any friends. You're all alone.
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Hello, and again welcome to this aperture science enrichment center test. This time I will not kill you, I will just slap you in the face.
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canada, eh?
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but the argument is, should the annoyance suffer when it has done nothing but its job
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Salut
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wow
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Activating
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ring ring ring
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You have a text message!
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Hey, remember the cake? Yeah...
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