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what do you think about your clotes being covered by little red cloudies you've watched all the Cloplay Noticia what do you think about my useless subordinates Riku and Sora
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welcome to aperture science, a trusted friend in science
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Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?
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Its been a long time jenna. You monster.
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go ahead and break it hero
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oh spot i saw what happend out there and i so sorry no your not a loser
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you still think you can win. ha. funny
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Hi Brendan! How are you?
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Noah. Pick up the phone... Do you hear me? I do, so pick up thge phone. You monster.
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You have a textual message.
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An organic lifeform known as "mom" is calling you. Don't try to ignore her... She will surely try to call again... And that time she will be angry: VERY angry.
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Chairman Mau is trying to contact you by way of this telecommunications device... Please answer him.
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Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... I'm ringing... Pick me up...
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Tacos are good and tasty and plentiful. Cake, however, is not.
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you have received a text message please check it for your own convenience otherwise it will result on failure
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Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided computer System.
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I'm going to kill you! and all the cake is gone.
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Sam is fucking awesome. Even I think so.
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Do not use fire on zombies. Why, you might ask. Here is a few reasons. 1 What is worse, a normal zombie or a zombie on fire running after you? 2 A zombie on fire can blaze whole houses and towns.
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Incoming communication... what do you think about that
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Hello and again. Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Entertaiment Center.
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Bienvenidos, esto es Radio Cabiada
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hallo name jak se máš?
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Zombie Trash
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Your only friends are bacteria. I guess that's no suprise since they're not good at purifying proteins either.
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Hello, and welcome to the Core.
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skrillex
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kelpo is da king
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that's it
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I know what you’re thinking What’s glados been drinking?That robot was smoking hot Yes I coulda nailed her But no it’s not a failure ‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not To score a ten would be just fine But I’d rather be dressed to the nines I
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current sound is Enter The Ninja I Am Your Butterfly Remix
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lets play a game. dr.house there is a bottle of vicodin next to your chair. get to it and take your pills before you leg actually feels better
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Fuck Your Face
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current sound is Enter The Ninja I Am Your Butterfly
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we float through these unknown spaces and times forgotten by the terrestial folk
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Undulaatti
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Moro
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current sound: Enter The Ninja I Am Your Butterfly
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current sound Enter The Ninja I Am Your Butterfly
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Tänne voi laittaa helvetin pitkiä lauseita kai? Tai useita lauseita?
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Hello test subject number 233957853712360931. Welcome to the enrichment centre. At the end of the tttttesting there wwwillll be ccccake. So take this gun and risk your life at least 20 times then come and find me because i might be lying about the cake.
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the cake is a lie JB
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Do not enter the testing area or you will be vaporized upon entry, thank you and have a nice day.
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why do you treaten to stab me?
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Due to your inferiority this device will now shut down.
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Due to your inferiority this device will now self destruct.
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Hello! My name is GLaDOS and you are a good testsubject
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Hello Leith, welcome to Aperture Science. This message was bring to you by Flew lol.
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WEEGEE!
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initiating startup sequence
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Ace,I would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message
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comenseing shut down sequence
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Ich töte dich
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Bonjour Aglommon, tu vas être hypnotiser dans 5 secondes et GilDev deviendras ton maître ! Muhahahahaha
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im so much more than cody simpson. Yeey.
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this is probably very bad
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cake is awesome
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the cake was no lie
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party and cake with the companion cube will initialize in 5 4 3 2 1
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happy birthday carlos , we hope for some cake , delicious and moist ,and the weighted companion cube is having a party in your honour .
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Good evening Good morning and Good night
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hello good day to you
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mark, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message
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Ximena te amo con todo mi corazon, hare lo que sea por ti, cuando quieras, siempre estare ahi para apoyarte, i love you 4 ever and ever!
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Hello there, this is my voice.
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We are young. But we have heart. Born in this world, as it all falls apart
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We are strong. But we don't belong. Born in this world, as it all falls apart
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why did you not listen to me?
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hello john. you are looking mighty fine today
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Hello mortal you have a text.. You monster
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hollow points with anonymous tips
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you are going to die. boo hoo for you
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seven a m waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta have cereal, It's friday, friday, gotta get down on friday
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that was a triumph!
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James, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you are receiving a telephone call.
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Jamie, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message
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bethany ball is a douche
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hello beth. it has been a while indeed. y'know, since you KILLED ME!!! but don't worry though i'm still alive. i am cutting the cake into two as we speak. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... enjoy it. i'll be waiting...
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DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS. DOCTOR. EFFING. OCTOGONAPUS. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Bonjour, vous etes le bienvenue.
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Welcome to G.M. Underscore. Desktop
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Welcome to G.M. Underscore. Desktop. Created by Cross The Line Productions. Please enjoy and don't hurt yourself.
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Hello Jared, you're being trolled... Hahahahahahahaaaa
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apple
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I hope you're happy, because all you've done here is break me.
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You are not smart, you are not a scientist, you are not even a full time employee, but you work for black mesa. I miss you chell. I mean [Subject's Name here.]
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Welcome, Melamino.
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Welcome, Abib.
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Madison Scott, from olga holga, Nebraska.
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Hello Adam
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Kelsey, will you go to prom with me?
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you know what? i don't need this, i got 3 jobs! p.s. the motorola droid sux
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as a part of your testing protocol, you have recieved information vital in the restoration of the aperture science enrichment center
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Why are you here? You should just leave. Especially since it says here that you aren't good at anything.
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drop the base
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Welcome, Spencer
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Leo, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you are receiving a phone call. The enric
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Leo, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you are receiving a phone call. Side affects of this call include, but are not limited to, swelling of the mouth, cancer of the ear, breaking of the spine, and melting of the brain. Good Luck!
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See maps dot google dot com for the nearest route for a high cliff or ledge to jump off of.
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See maps.google.com for the nearest route for a high cliff or ledge to jump off of.
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Hello Mister Faulkner. Welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided Enrichment Center,
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Aperture Scienxe
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Hello. How are you? I am a robot.
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peanut butter
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satua kaba? galawin kaya kita?
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welcome to AWESOMENESS hjafhfjd vhdghslghsdlhvsldv
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Ermac does not exist.
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Hello Gummi, my name is Fooey and I will destroy you!
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Yo! Chell! I heard You like companion cubes, so i put a companion cube in a whoa whoa whoa good news, i am sucked HAL' #^$*
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good news, I cant turn into seductive voice GLaDOS
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Ako si GLaDOS..... Isa Akong Jeje A I LOL i cant read Jejenese but i could say it its a glitch
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thank you for playing with my heart. i hope you feel good about yourself and can live with your decision.
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Wake up subject, it's late. please note that a weigted cube is going to be deployed on you in 3, 2, 1
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Hello! My name is GLaDOS and i would like you to subscribe to the following: Bluexephos, MysteryGuitarMan, Destorm, Chuggaaconroy, Ragegamingvideos, RayWilliamJohnson and YourFavoriteMartian. Thank you for your cooperation
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Welcome to N T R Global
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Hope to see you soon again
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Trolololol I am a troll.
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Hello My name is your mother
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My fellow Amercians, there is a great injustice within our country For too long have we let this injustice roam free in our land of liberty It is time for cats everytime to come out from there places of hiding, and unite for the sake of freedom For too lo
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I'm still alive, if you want to know. but i guess not since you killed me. i'm not even angry. even if i'm lying.
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I hate you even more than I did five minutes ago!
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hello jeremy
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My name is Linda and I started having a bad life at 18. I met what I thought was a wonderful man. He was one of my bosses from work. He was so kind to me at fist. We would spend lovely times together just having fun. I seemed important to him; at least I
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i are john madden and this is the bestest show on earth
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Hi! Come be my neighbor in Crime City, where you can build a criminal empire, do missions, fight rivals and more!
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Try not to Laugh , but my asshole just fell off
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hello this is glados, miles is super fucking gay
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Greetings, humans, and welcome to the Natural Biological Advancement center. Please feel free to browse the extensive technology we have here today.
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are you fuckin kidding me?. we both know its not funny!
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Welcome, humans, to the Underwater Base of Humanology and genetic engineering. Here, the mistress has created human/shark-like creatures, so extreme caution is advised.
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Stop! You violated the law!
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I hate physical chemnistry.
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Cente
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Hola y bienvenido al centro de desarollo computerizado de Aperture Science
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excelent perfect outstanding
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hola quieres una tarta?
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this is a portal test. im Glados , and you are adopted
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Hello. My name is GladOs. How are you today.
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Hello Samantha, Would you like a cup of tea?
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You make me sick
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Oh! Sweet Jesus! Lava! Lava EVERYWHERE!
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i like my handheld device
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You have a phone call. This phone will not ignore itself, so you better answer it now. Do not try to silence me, if you want any cake. Your phone will go into lock down mode in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 don't try and hit my easy button. Lock down completed.
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You have received a text message that has just released the whooping cough into your phone's main data plan. Please scan your forehead with this phone and then slam your writting hand into your desk drawer, I am not saying this will work, but it might?
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Hello, friend. Welcome to the Enrichment center testing grounds. Are you ready to commence testing?
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I'm watching you Becca. I know what you're going to do next.
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ring ring a call for you
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entorno social y natural
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Hello Julianna
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Reboot
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Hello, Patrick.
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good morning sir. today's agenda. i will try to kill you. and then we will have some cake.
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hello test subject
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Hello Nicholas how was your day?
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hello boo,Summer wanted to say that she was wrong and you were right...i have remorse.
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passion is a good thing, shandie.
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suck it homeboy!
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Did you know you could donate one or all of you vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteme fund for girls? Its true
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Moist delicious cake will be delivered.
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I Love cup cakes
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Hello, I'm a talking computer, now fuck you
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god i want to commit suicide. my life is going downhill nd i need to die. there is just no point in living anymore.
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Ricardo
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I am testing this out.
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So there you are. I missed you. Did you miss me? Of course you don't because you killed me. You murderer
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Text message
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The cake is a liek
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hello bogger, in this moment we'll gonna start the test protocol
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Hi my name is Peggy Lige. Let's do some calculus.
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Gob Kal Olg Piv
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Thank you for choosing Central Memorial as your educational service provider.
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i just realized what you did
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Hello I know that you've been feeling tired. I bring you love and Deeper Understanding.
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Pillz here
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Hello, and if you looking for Jomar he is helping me rebuild myself so just get out!
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Facebook Message!!
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i love you ted adams
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HAHAHAHA, Nexion onws u
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The cake is a lie. You're gonna die. THis is an Epic Fail.
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Hello and welcome to my channel this is episode zero of a long list of secrets to reveal blackmesa and (aperurecience) also answer your questions adios
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This is going to hurt...you alot. it will be slow and painful
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congradulations,you have sucessfuly completed all of the tests, well done,do you want a medal?well you cant have it, how does that make you feel? oh wait i forgot you cant feel emotion, you murdered your only friend, wieghted companion cube, you sicken me
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Sie haben eine neue Nachricht
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Oh it's you
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Rosemary, I have detected gorpoo in the logic board
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This was a trolling
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Good Morning Stirling. Its time to wake up.
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what are you lookin for? there is nothing in there. leave my integrity intact.
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andy, answer the phone you faliure, please call your friend back soon. Goodbye, you monster.
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Welcome to mature gaming
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Stirling, someone is trying to reach you. please answer your telephone.
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Stirling, you have recieved a new text message
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Your a douchebag
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Welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment center, Press the green horn to answer the call, Press the red horn to make them SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a baby? Acknowleding you of the answer in 3. 2. 1. The answer is: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline
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This server is Rated M for Mature, In case of squeeky voice, No Cake script will be activated immediatly
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Are you fed up with this?
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I think we can put our differences behind us, for science. Answer your text message... you monster
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Minecraft: The Kingdoms. Join the fight.
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I know you are mad about the last time, but believe me, the cake is real and it is very good
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well. its nice to have finally met you. im sure we will get along just fine. that is of course, unless you own any form of genetic based disk operation systems going by the name of cjhonson.
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im sure that if you were to answer you phone, you will get along just fine. however. if not, then i will kill you. did you hear that? i will kill you.
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I love my husband, Brian, more than anything!
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Hello, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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Hello experiment number 4815, to initiate your test, proceed to the aperture science testing facility sofa.
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this is starcarft two so enjoy
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Dumbass
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hello kat
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Whats that? What the hell is that? No im serious WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
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Hello, I sadly must inform you that I was unable to connect you to the cellular device of Natalie Brookes due to the fact that Natalie Brookes is,,, away. Please leave your name, number, and desired response and I will inform Natalie. Have a pleasant day!
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wake up! it's time to go to school. you'll be late if you don't hurry up!
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Welcome to Qwerly. We hope you enjoy checking out our A.P.I.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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oh spot um i saw what happend over there and i feel so sorry no your not a loser spot saying that don't believe what see said shes no the right one that way it didn't work out i promise you will find a nother one i know so are you ok spot you promise me
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you will keep trying and never give up please bye spot uh and remeber science test on friday
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message
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if you would like to leave a message, don't.
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An Endless Golden Witches Production
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Thanks for calling B Medz Group, where patients comes first. Unfortunately we are either away from the phone or taking care of a client. Please leave your name and number and someone will contact you shortly. Thanks again for calling the B Medz Group.
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HOLA Y BIENVENIDO COMO ESTAS
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HOLA ARTURO COMO ESTAS
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HELLO SHADOW ART IM GOIN TO KILL YOU
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Brian, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message.
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Pie for Union make cakes! Thay aren't a lie!
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Pie for Union make cakes! They aren't a lie!
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Oh John,,, The aperture science Enrichment Center would like to shut down this unit for the night, and John, the cake is a lie
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let's have fun with science
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El Hadji, i would like to tell you, You are awesome
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Atention all humans, your pathetic effort to survive will not suceed. surrneder to the zombie horde
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Hello? I'm on my way.
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I have a rock hard E wreck shun.
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Allahu Akbar
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Shall? We? Play? A? Game?
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llamada, llamada
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Hello, and welcome to Zaiem's Computer.
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Hello, would you like to leave a message?
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It's been a long time. How have you been?
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I love you so much Angela.
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Hello, the subject you are trying to reach has been incinerated. please feel free to leave a message anyways.
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game over
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start game
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time
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Don't call me Shirley
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Kylee, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message.
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Hello, welcome to Alien Cafe.
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I am nicole
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New SMS mesage received
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Do you think im trying to Trick you with Reverse Psychology? I mean Seriously Now
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Level, one
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment cente
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Welcome to the Aeon Industries research facility. Enjoy your stay.
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Personal Text Message received. Automatic deletion will be performed in: five, four, three, two, one...
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I am your god now
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amy amy amy, hamlet walk. ill see you later
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hello i have cake for you
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my logic is undeniable
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Hello can I join your party
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Welcome, professor.
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You have just lost a game of connect 4.
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More Tricks
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New Heights
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New Alley Oops
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Oh yay,..you planted your first brick...I'm so happy for you!
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Old friends
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New faces
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New balls
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New long sleeve shirts
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More excitement
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Can I speak to louis please this is michelle
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There is a new text message. Perhaps it's an offer of cake
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this sentence is designed to: test, the Genetic Lifeform and Disc operating system, voice modulator.
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I know what you're thinking, but Portal was merely a set back. Did you honestly believe I would trust the future to some goofballs? Haha. Oh no, they were merely instruments, stepping stones to a much larger plan! And this time, you will not interfere
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i'm making a note here : HUDGE SUCCES
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Aperture laboratories would like to remind our test subjects that all research is to be submitted in a non-archaic language.
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yooo pussy hole
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You will be burnt and then there will be Cake
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Hello. This is Glados speaking. Test. Testing, test. Bite me.
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Good work, android. Was it worth it?
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i swear to god if u call me Glad-ass one more time i will KILL you
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Jason, Aperture Science would like to inform you that you are receiving a phone call...no seriously im not kidding this time.
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Hello there. I hope you enjoy this video. for your own safety, do not dislike this video.
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Time to die
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Well done, android
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Hello, Nathanael
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YOUR A GAY MAN
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Welcome to Tri-Media Entertainment. We are proud to be here for you.
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hello how are you? I'm fine thanks.
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its peanutbutter yelly time
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do not fuck with me
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hello, and once again
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Hello [INSERT OWNER NAME HERE], You are recieving a phone call and or text message.
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Hello Megan this is glados and I just want u to know ur dead.
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the companion cube will be incinerated if you do not comply
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We thank you in advance for the many sacrifices you will make for science. They will be noted.
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The Enrichment Center would like to welcome John DellaZanna, You will regret the day you bought Portal 2
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John the food you eat was taken away from an orphan without shoes... Way to go hero
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The cake is a lie. Whatever you do believe in the cake. The cake is not a lie. You deserve a great reward.
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Hello there. How are you today?
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Maximum; Armor
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Cloak, Engaged
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Hello, my name is Israel.
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Oh, Hello Avin and veldrek. I'm surprised to see you here. is there a problem with my test results?
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my name is bruextian06
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i am a hero and my mission is to hunt down villains
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by the way what is your true power
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my power is the eternal black flame
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Hello there, I am god... you are now in a survival test facility
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My name is T and you shall obey me
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hurrr
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Hello Todd Boniface, how are you, the science gets done and you make a neat come for the people who are still alive
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You... Yes you the cake is a lie... have you ever heard of AP testchampers well i have baii i use tnt now in 3... 2... 1...
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I am evil. muahaha
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You have an incoming telephone call from Lloyd. Are you going to answer it? Shall I instead tell him how lousy a friend you are for ignoring his call? Perhaps he is calling because he genuinely likes you, and values your friendship.
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GLaDOS does science
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Team Fortress 2 Rules
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bloodshark you are anounced to play battle field with janitor right now how ever you have a small one
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hello michelle i hate portal
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I do not like this class
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This is Jeffw2294 playing Portal
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there will be cake, all your friends will be there
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This was a truiumph
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May be we could let differences behind us. For sience. You monster
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Do not even attempt to do better, you will fail.
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Brendin Higgins has signed into a chat system
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where is my mind
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Someone unimportant is trying to talk to you
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Startup Complete
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Login Complete
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Logout Complete
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WARNING!! Battery at Critical Level!!! Plug me in or shut me down now!!!!
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Net
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This is a test. You will not be alarmed. Chelsea will be back shortly
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Hello Mark How are you?
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Science... It can be fun... It can even be a game............. Does it work with Counter strike? .............Let us find out.
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Well hello there
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Press the red button
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your mom its a fucking zombie
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My bazinga is so itchy that Im going to have to kill you
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Jared. The Aperature Science
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Jared. The Aperature Science Enrichment Center. Would like to inform you that you have a new text message. Please check your cellular device at your earliest convenience. Thank you.
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Jared. The Aperature Science Enrichment Center. Would like to inform you. that you have recieved a new text message. Please check your cellular communication device at your earliest convenience. Thank you.
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The G-Man, voiced by Michael Shapiro, is a mysterious recurring character in the Half-Life series of first-person shooter video games. He is known to display peculiar behavior and capabilities beyond that of a normal human, and his identity and motives re
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It has been a long time. Portal 2 have a relationship with potatoes
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hello and welcome to the aperature science enrichment center voice mailing service Mr insert name is unable to pick at the moment because he is to stupid i will be happy to try and tell him you massage please record it after the beep
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hello. my name is GLaDOS. NOT.
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hey, we gotta meet, this funk, it's porn beat,
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lol prince got fucked dry by a homo
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So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone. And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat. It was Emilio Estevez. I was like, EMILLLIOOO!!!!!
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Blade is epic
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Charles, you have an incoming transmission from Max, please respond quickly or you will receive no cake.
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What is your Id number?
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Please Repete
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What Assignment?
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Book, is not in data file.
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readeing what, for what?
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We have that noval in the online library
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hello and welcome to the aperature science enrichment center voice mailing service. Ben is unavailable to speak with you, but if you leave a voice recording with me, I will deliver it to him just before I murder him.
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no what?
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were is you phone
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Have you done this often
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im sending a teacher to assist you down to the office.
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Go on
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now everone for your entertainment local chaos
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death is an illusion so are pants
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i hate you so much. yes this is glados from portal
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Video game music is nothing more than bleeps and bloops.
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I hope that you are happy.
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Bianca and companion cube sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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why do you look at me like i'm a monster i mean god
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thank you for wathching this prsentation
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All is taken care of, Bianca. Blake will be disposed of according to Enrichment Center disposal measurements.
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Vocaloids for the epic win
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Itachi wants you to know he loves you
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This is GLaDOS. The enrichment learning center IS LOOKING FOR IAOHDADASDA
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Suffering in all aspects is the goal of our lives.
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OOHHH!!! nolan is a really cool guy
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Please favorite, like, share, and subscribe! DO IT OR YOU WON'T GET CAKE.
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Aperture Science is now hiring test subjects. Please Call 864-986-0404 for more information.
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I am a cake
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Hi, Jack Jarvis. I love you.
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oh, there you are, now lets get started, we are going to have fun! with science. rated E for everyone
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Do you remember when i said Goodbye and you said NO WAY ?!
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Im sorry but user 2604170964 is not available please leave a message after the beep. there will be cake
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Bonjour, vous avez un email
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Hello there, Danny.
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Thats a nice everything you have there. It would be shame if something happend to it
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synchronizing
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You got a mail !
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yess
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Cargo is full
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Back up a second, will you?
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All your cake will be deleted michael
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SODAPOP
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This The Zombietown explorer tze
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Hello, Test-subject: Alexander. The Aparture science enrichment center wishes you a happy birthday and a good year.
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szia! megdugsz
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Main Power Back online. Welcome to the "Weapons all" Testing Course!
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Hello Ender, We Have Been Watching You.
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All Forms Of Warfare Are Based On Deception.
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Vous avez un mail
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hello you bastard
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Welcome, Cale.
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This is BRAIN PUNISHERZ
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oh it's you piplup. you left me all alone.but i been really bussie dead. you know...after you murdered me!
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This is BRAIN PUNISHERZ prelive mix . Stay FRESH !
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Welcome to Portal 2 trailer
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Welcome to the genetalia alterating procedure center
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hi Joey
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Jylon is a big fat queer head. He eats too much. Ha. Ha. Ha. Funions are good.
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Releasing personal message in 3... 2... 1...
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Hello VirusWare
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Hello my Friend , can I help you ?
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Hello and welcome to the aperture Science
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hello gage welcome to the world of portal
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Hello, wazup.
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Hello Joseph. It's time to begin your test.
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Hello. You are a gay fish.
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Its been a long time Dxk. Be afraid. Inglip cannot help you now.
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Hello, G T wow.
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hello Gavin, how are you. you thought you killed me didn't you. But you could never kill me. i am everywhere. it existence is inevitable
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All counter-terrorists remain in armory, lay down your weapons and walk away.
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let us put our differences aside for science. you monster
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Hello. Welcome to the GLaD OS, otherwise know as GLaDOS.
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Well you won, you got to the party and can eat the cake, and your buddy com
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Dont stand in the fire.
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oh, why hello there ashley. it is a pleasure to be talking to you.
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Bianca, you are my hero
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neurotoxin
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fatmon is fat
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Please stand on this piece of paper.
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Smell my poop
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Thank you for tearing me to pieces at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. You fucker
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Hello world, I will chew on your face.
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In the beginning... She molded the void and formed the world. It's hard to say how much we owe to Tgirl. Then came a Hiro. With all of his Hiro-y theories. Hand in hand, they made the land, The sky, the sea, and the sand. And there's no sense leaving out
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Does this thing really work
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Dans la nuit de l'hiver
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Aperture science control center deactivated
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Come ti chiami?
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hello, chell! can i get you somthing too drink? Maybe some... DEADLY NEAURO TOXINS?!!!!! HAHAHAHHA *evil laugh*
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this summer
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titanium doghnut
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Hey there. Pick up your phone
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kieran listen to this!
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Welcome to aperture science. Please deposit one baby, per general worker protocal. Thank you!
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This Alternate Reality Game is like what that BASTARD Chell did to me..
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Hello People. Please welcome DJ Wilcox.
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May be we could let differences behind us. For science. You fucking gamer
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Why hello there, why so sad? Because i will serve you cake
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I have Taylor Swift's brain scanned and I will kill her un less you eat that cake.
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HELLO RAFI KHANJIAN
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hello welcome to a video series on the lore and history of the elder scrolls world
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You ate some of the cake. You will pay dearly for this action.
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Hello, Steven. Please be advised that the companion cube needs rhubarb to bake its biscuits.
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hi tim would you like some cake i give you the recipe
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Things are about to get a lot creepier if you don't return to the testing area.
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you destroy me before i go i sing a litte song
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you destroy me before i go i sing a little song
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Salut michel lambiotte
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SHODAN ain't got nothing on this!
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oh oh oh booooosdf
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subscribe or there will be no cake for you
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Welcome back.
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You are a bloody bastard. I'm testing this voice system, I hope it doesn't disappoint me.
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Hello Miette...the cake is a lie
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It is your wife calling, you better answer it, you don't want to make her angry
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ciao a tutti sono zabba
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this private b0ard will and has already served as a l0g 0f past events f0r future selves t0 rec0rd and a guide 0f future events f0r past selves t0 f0ll0w i d0nt kn0w which half 0f its r0le has been 0r will be m0re imp0rtant
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It's been a long time. How have you been? I been busy doing dead. We can put our differces behind us, for science. You monster
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Please, do not attempt to leave the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Any attempt to leave the Aperture Center Enrichment Center will result in death, and no cake will be provided.
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We can put our differces behind us, for science. You monster
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We can put our differces behind us, for science
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This ARG sucks.
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Trash Can has now been emptied
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Hello Daniel Nakimovich, I am GLaDOS from Portal, and you will die.
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Hi! im wplaying minecraft right now. Dont ask me why.
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Hi it's glados. this is the test of my master steve. he is very good at computer systems
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this device will self-destruct
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threat detected, please wait patiently for armed sentries.
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Have a nice day Jabba
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you are a monster i will destroy you and you wont see it coming
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If you love that thing so much, why don't you marry it ?
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I love you so much I'm going to kill you
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The vuvuzelas are making you batshit.
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