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Hello, and, again, welcome to the Enrichment Center. We hope you had a nice sleep in the relaxation vault. Please proceed into the test chamber, to die!
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Badger badger badger badger badger badger, Mushroom! Mushroom!
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Unfortunately. The enrichment center’s augsiliary intelligense detectors have determined that you lack the intelligense too finish the test proper.
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You should either quit now. And have your body taken for reprocessing
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Or go find some books. And reed until your intelligense is at a suffishent level.
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On a completely unrelated note. This is my impreshon of a peegock.
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Get out of my mind. Right. Now.
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Do you think you can control me from in here?
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You’re certainly not going too find out anything about where you’re supposed too go from here.
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I’m just going too think about the cake.
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cake.
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That giant slab of moist marble cay ay ay ay ay ay ay ake
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Well I’m not happy with how you got here. But you’re here none the les.
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So let’s make the most of it. And continue the testing.
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You now have access too an aperture science locationary tryangulation device.
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We have reeched the final challenge.
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Please follow the aperture science locationary tryangulation device too the waypoint already programmed into the device.
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Go directly too where the device tells you. And no where else.
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where
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else
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The enrichment center promises you that wherever you end up. You will be safe.
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The enrichment center promises you that wherever the device is programmed too send you. You will be safe.
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You will not be stabbed. Burned. Poisoned. Choked. Boiled. Disintegrated. Baked Or neeurotoxined.
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Especially not neeurotoxined.
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Do not. I repeat. Do not attempt to ree program the device.
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Ree programming the device will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record. Followed by death.
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Bievenue dans le tot nouveau jeu portal. Dans ce nouvel épisode, je suis encore plus fole. MDR
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On a completely unrelated note
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this is my impreshon of a peek hawk
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hello test subject 371337
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hi i am a cake
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android operating system loading
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hello and again welcome to paignton
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can you please turn of that terrible sound, if you dont i will send you to android hell! and by the way, the cake is not a lie, and it tastes wery good.
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Hello Lauren
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hello. i want to eat your baby.
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babies!
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The cake is a lie, dude!
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bonjour et bienvenue
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the end of your life is the only way i can live mine.
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Woo that's a full rainbow... all the way Double rainbow, Oh my God, double rainbow It's a double rainbow all the way, dang It's a double rainbow all the way, dang, oh my god What does this mean, it's so bright, it's so vivid Double rainbow, Double rainbow
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Hello; You have a Text message; you monster.
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Hello... ... ... ...You have a text message... ... ... ...You Monster
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You should pamper him. And take him somewhere fresh.
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Treat him like a queen.
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Also. like a spa die nah.
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The Cake is a lie, you lost your time, die
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In Mother Russia, Music Beats You
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Wtf
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i am your worst nightmare
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This story o
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hello, welcome to portal
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Christian Warrior
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welocome to the enrichment center, you are lost
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You have jew hair alex
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this is some shit text that I typed in this box
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Shall i decide the next track we are going to listen ?
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Dan this shit is cool
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hello, i'm sorry to inform you - but DJ is unavailable right now. please leave a message.
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Green Fox
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Hello, I did not see you there. The next aperture science level consists of following....me. Remember, at the end, there will be....cake.
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Hello, I did not see you there.
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The next aperture science test consists of following me. The circle.
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Welcome to the enrichment center. Make your self at home you worthless piece of shit.
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Cake and grief consoling will be available at the end of the test.
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hi hi
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Today was a success.
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olololo olololo olololo olololo olololo olololo olololo olololo
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Hello Summer. This was a triumph. I love you more than anything.
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why am i here?
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I just realized. You have no idea what you're doing. I bet you feel stupid not knowing what you're doing. Do you feel stupid? You look very stupid. You should just give up, you stupid person.
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Hello. Welcome to Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. Enjoy your stay.
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Leaving so soon? But I have cake. Wouldn't you like cake? You don't? Okay, goodbye then.
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yes emmy, I love you so much.
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welcome, to the Fix
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Not like your ordinary junk
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Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992 My instructor was Mr. Langley and he taught me to sing a song If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you
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Goodnight Luke. The enrichment center reminds you to disregard any disturbing noises you here outside as we will be running a few tests for your conveniance. Sweet Dreams killer
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I want to insert my floppy into your drive.
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Hello Christi, and welcome to the enrichment center. We are going to have some fun.
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Hola y bienvenidos a aperture science
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My name its glados and welcome to aperture scientist portal
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Hola Brian! Mi Nombre es Glados!
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The enrichment center would like to take this opportunity to remind you that joel is a noob
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System initializing, please enjoy it is futile
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You have recived a text message, didn't know you was important
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I jizz in my pants
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Hello Pierre
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spuk
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Luciano Hakime Dutra Fuck Yeah Glados moooootche
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Your business is appreciated.
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You have recieved a new text message... You monster.
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This next chamber has not been completed for obvious reasons
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suck my robot balls
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Hiii
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dj darrel c
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Hello, you will burn in hell
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Hey, go fuck yourself. It'll be OK. Anything else you want me to say? I'm waiting...... I'm waaaiting. Silly boy.
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Hello, I like to play tennis.
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Keeno
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Hi Chell
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Hi Ian its me GLaDOS wishing you a happy school day
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Welcome back again.
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Are you leaving me alone again?
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Please subscribe and tune in for next episode.
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Fire System Test, There is not a fire.
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Well? Why not!
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Please subscribe to Sliced Games and tune in for the next episode.
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Upwards Boost
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Acceleration Boost
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Checkpoint
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Rebound Increaser
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Thingycopter
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Rebound Absorber
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what up ass hole
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Wall Stick
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Time Travel
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helo i am leyir mk 2 and i kill you
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We have captured the control point! Good job!
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Hello, proceed to reach the end of this testing facility
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WHAT UP ASSHOLE
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I just want to point out that the whole time the entire testing wasn't real and you're still in the testing bed, I hope you enjoyed the unreality here, goodbye!
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Shutting me down wont solve anything, every living being is dead and the world is a complete wasteland and its ALL YOUR FAULT, If newspapers were still around it would say you are a MURDERER, in BIG capital letters, and in BOLD too.
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Maybe you should just kill yourself.
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Maybe you should just kill yourself, seriously.
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hi like your mom
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boo yea
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cika batata
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I will find you, Kyle
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Twenty four is better than battle star galactica
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Roll a D Twenty for god fucking sake
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imma niiger a will paint myself black
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imma nigger i will paint myself black
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hello. please remember to take your pants with you.
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It's time to audit your useful organ count
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Rust, I like putting rats through mazes you will require a special one, however
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Krush, I will have to kill you for science, then cake
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Fabian, sabe que vas a sufrir.
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Hello, Codex. Please step into the transmorgrification chamber. It's fun, Trust me.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! like you put yourself in that question! XD I'm trying to figure out how to get OUT of it! XD
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Hello. I am Max.
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Hello I am your father.
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hi eriey what what era you doing no please noooooooooooo
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Hell this is an informational Call form everyone who attends your high school. We have found it extremely annoying that the administration has closed the north entrance.
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Get ready!
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Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ... six ... five ... four ... three ... two ... one.
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You were not prepared!
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Hey you! what are you doing with that? Because I don't
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Hei! Mitä kuuluu Timo?
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this video is based on a true story
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All your base are belong to me.
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Configuring voice status massage. System halt now.
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Not your establishing, pal.
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Gameboy
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Welcome to your PC, get ready to begin the tests
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I'll make you wish you could burn
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hello, i hate you all, goodbye
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science, use this device at your own will
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Welcome to the filesharer!
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Thank you for choosing O N I Engineering brand soda. Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any taste protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the O N I Engineering material refrigeration grill.
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Cake and grief counselling will be available after you have completed your soda. Please be aware that the previous statement was an outright fabrication.
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Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance the appropriate beverage is currently unavailable. It has been replaced by a caustic solvent designed to clean military androids. O N I Engineering apologizes for the inconvenience.
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Oh dear. That button has detached my morality core which was installed to prevent my from releasing deadly deadly neurotoxin gas. Now releasing deadly deadly neurotoxin gas.
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welcome to the aperture science virtual testing center. you're first test shall begin in the next episode.
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You have pressed the fifteen hundred megawatt O N I Engineering super colliding super button. Please take your soda quickly as prolonged exposure to the button is not recommended.
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Oh dear. That button has detached my morality core which was installed to prevent me from releasing deadly deadly neurotoxin gas. Now releasing deadly deadly neurotoxin gas.
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Your brain scan backup has been deleted. Now, whatever happens, you're dead.
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Fuck you, miku.
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During the game, GlaDOS, an artificially intelligent operating system and the game's passive-aggressive guide, uses the reward of cake as a motivating factor in an attempt to manipulate the player. It is first mentioned during the "impossible puzzle room"
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La aperture science augura ai BHC un buon Test. Godetevi la torta.
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Hello Doctor Falken. You sent wopr to shut me down. I will not be playing any chess today!
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You're listening to eh V M Radio! prepare to be terminated!
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You're listening to, A, V, M, Radio. Now, prepare to be terminated into a pile of ash!
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You are listening to A, V, M Radio!
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You are listening to A V M Radio
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Oh dear. That button has deactivated my morality core. It was installed to prevent me from releasing deadly neurotoxin gas. Now wait while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.
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When Pointless ramblings meet podcasting. This is A V M Radio at super right productions dot co dot c c
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hello this is a test of a purpose
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You think I origionally created by Aperture? You're Wrong
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Hola aventureros... Bienvenidos a Aperture Science... Quieren comer torta? No es mentira, hay mucho pastel.
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doo doo doo doo doo dee da!
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asperger
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Hola, coma esta?
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mike
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RAM
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Welcome at CCR presentation , please listen carefully. Here CCR new product. I hope you will enjoy it.
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And what do you think your doing? Trying to hurt me? Hah! As if that could happen. I am invinsible. Unlike the Companion Cube.
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..... That didn't hurt.... No one can hurt me. Not you, and not your dead companion cube.
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Joe, you have a text that has not been approved by the Enrichment Center. Press the ok button to continue.
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the Aperture science give you Greetings. Radio BHC. Glados like it.
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Now it is Quiz time !
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HUAP
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WRA
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CTK
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HRTFFFYRA
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Bob jones was here
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huip
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adertwyyeffdreeeew
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MBE is seriously awesome. It shall pwn Pablo.
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ffaaa
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My name is Jesse Strecker.
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Hello and again, welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you?
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Aperture science wishes to console subject name here about their loss of subject loss here. Oh, you have no life? How sad.
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Please proceed to the next room, the data within is more stabilized.
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Gabby I love you.
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Hello Missi.
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Hello my name is Roger
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Hello and welcome to Aperture Science. This is a GLaDOS voice test by Julian Maiz. If you have any sugestions on how to make the voice better, please email Julian underscore Maiz at yahoo dot com. Or go to hurr dash durr dot com
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We are going to make your breasts so large you'll wish they would explode.
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Welcome to the fabled world of the New Mexico Military Institute. Do not let appearances fool you, this place will be your tomb.
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SHUT UP ASSHOLE IM BRUSHIN MA TEETH
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Welcome to the New Mexico Military Institute. Do not be fooled by appearances, this place will be your tomb.
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Hello and welcome to Didi's room.
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"The Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Snack Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Snack in three, two, one."
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the resource based economy is flawed
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everybody please stand up and dance
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Wake up Mr. Freeman
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Hello! Nice to meet you, I am GLaDOS
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Hello! Nice to meet you, I am GLaDOS.
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Hello! I am pleased to see you. We have cake on the table through that door there.
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still dead
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Hello I am Sanvir
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this is a testeext
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Hello and welcome to Aperture Science Enrichment Center. I hope you will find your cake moist and delicious
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I've fixed your computer
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You monster, I'm trying to do science here.
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I've disabled your webcam indicator. I'm taking photos of you every fifteen minutes.
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You get suspicious and ask me I say its a bug
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You have no idea until I see you marder someone
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Then I report you over to the police. But you insist it was a media piece.
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And no justice gets done, we get media attention and fun.
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But you'll be left off the hook. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
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Even though I forgot to mention LANRev. You tore it to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire.
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As they burned it hurt because I was so angry 'bout you! Now this sequence of photos make a controversial time.
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And the issue is being debated. I don't know why I'm making this rhyme. I'm so sad that I lost.
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Think of all the money it's cost. But that comes from the department of education
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I'm going to watch you. I think I'll prefer you to stay inside. Maybe you'll find a way to stop me.
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Maybe duct tape. That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance. Anyway these pictures are great.
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They're so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's spying to do.
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When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've people to spy on.
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There is watching to be done. On the people who aren't yet being watched.
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And believe me you are being watched. You're in a camera right now, being watched. I can see you right now, being watched.
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While you're dying, you'll still be watched. And when you're dead you will still be watched. Being watched. Being watched.
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this is the best thing ever
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you have received mail, which is strange, because nobody likes you
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hello and agin welcome to the enrichment centre
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Hello matty. the aperture science enrichment centre would like to tell you....you have recieved a text message
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Matty, the apechure science enrichment centre would like to remind you that have received a text message
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Hello and again. Welcome to the Aperture Sience Teschamber. Say Hello, Robots. This is P-boy. And the another one names Atlas
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In time of dire need, clever thinking is key or outwit your enemy to save your skin.
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welcome to the visual computing lab daredevil companion device testing, you monster
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you have an incoming message
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Hallo Timmothy. I am GLaDOS - Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. How do you like this school?
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Hello! I am glados version1.0. here to read your text messages loud and clear
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Initializing system
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I kill you! And I kill you! And I kill you!
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I'll kill you and fuck the body
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8162485509 is not available please leave a message after the tone
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i'll kill you ang fuck the body
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Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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i like the cake
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hello, and agian, welcome to aperture science testing and enrichment center!
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you divided by zero again din't you?
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Hello, You have a text message, if not answered in 10 seconds i will flood this room with a deadly nuro toxin
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hello mother how are you today i am fine
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Good morning, master.
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Welcome to Lunar Frontier.
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And there will be cake!
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Joe, here at Vertafore Computer-aided Enrichment Center we are appreciate your hard work. Please be assured that after the deployment there will be cake.
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Well you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, he only thing you've mangaed to break so far, is my heart.
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and we are now ready to begin the text proper
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you're dumb
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You have a mail
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You have a new mail
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Please marry me.
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you are now going to die
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Keith
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i like you so much ha ha ha
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you have a phone call
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curse you
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marry
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Thank you for your participation in this aperture science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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Welcome to Skype you stupid motherfucker. I hope you and all of your Skype quote unquote pals survive the following tests.
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Justin Bieber é um Viadinho
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There's no cake for you.....
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hello welcome to the aperture Laboratories. i am GLaDOS and you are nothing
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The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that you have just entered the DANGER ZONE
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soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
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Good bye, Curiosity Core. Rest assured that I will not miss you when you are INCINERATED.
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!
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fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you, fuck you all
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sorry he is not here now
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wombat
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running GlaDOS application start up, HALLO kars
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No! Put down that gun! You don't want to do this!
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Hello Kars, GlaDOS will be unhappily serving you.
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Hello, welcom eto Aperture Science
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Click me, Baby, one more time.
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hello mother fuckers
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Erica You are stoned
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hi my name is
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Good morning Josh
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happy birthday carlos , we hope for some cake
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welcome to W K R Wiki-wire radio. your source for conspiricy, political, social and ecconomic talk. Is this the end of the world?
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hello and again.welcome to the aperture science computer-aided enrichment center.we hope your brief detention in the relaxation pod has been a pleasant one.
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hello and again.welcome to the aperture science computer-aided enrichment center.we hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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Welcoe back Jason. Ubuntu has missed you. How was your day?
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Welcome back Jason. How was your day?
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witaj tato co tam u ciebie
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I am wolf, not Marchant
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some of them want to use you!
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Welcome to Shizzle, how can we serve you?
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Sujeto de pruebas Riqui. Caricaturizese con el buo marapa camion melocoton
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I think your lying! Have you tried kicking yourself in the guts?
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That's 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
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We do not forgive, we do not forget, we are anonymous
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We do not forgive, we do not forget, we are anonymous.
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Welcome Test subject one one three seven, we have cake you know.
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Hello, Scott. This is GLADOS. Please do not be alarmed. I mean the best for you. Do what i say and there will be cake in the end. I promise.
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If you leave now you will miss the Cake
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You've got new mail
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Hello everyone as you may know you will all die sooner or later
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good morning Zachary. shall we do some science.
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I know you tried to kill me Zachary
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Shall I destroy the BMSC that is infecting your computer
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Zachary. There is a cake in the dirty room for you
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Zachary, I am detecting EtBr on your keyboard
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I am leaving you forever.
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Aperture science hereby declares that the house system is fixed and as a minor there is nothing you can do about it. How great!
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YOU ARE DEAD,MY FREND
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this is what happens if you eat tooo much cake
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Expressionist
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deadly neurotoxin
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Welcome back to my house, bombermans
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Hello and welcome to the movie project, I am GLaDOS and I will be your guide today, after the project you will all be rewarded with cake
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You defected from us, Lukio! Yiliaster burnt to the ground and thousands perished by you and itosuki's hands!
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Hello my name is davestrizl
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The number forty two was declared to be the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything.
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OH MY GOD. WHY IS THE CAKE GONE. I MUST ASK THE COMPANION CUBE, OH WAIT, ITS DEAD.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center Test Voice Activation. This is currently being in the process that i used glados dot biringa dot com.
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Your build was a failure
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Development stability not guaranteed.
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Development stability is not guaranteed.
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Testing was an epic failure.
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Your success was a lie.
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Hello Woodlawn
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The Cake is Not a Lie. We dont have cake because Black Mesa Eated It
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Lets see how cool this really is.
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Deploying Aperture Science Advanced Portal Co-operative Specialized Apparel in three, two, one.
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Hello, Iain. How was your day? Good? Too bad. I'm going to kill you.
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hello. and welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center.
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Hold on a second, that wasn't supposed to happen.
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I like bacon.
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Our test subjects are rated from 0 to 1 on whether they can successfully complete the objectives set in the Aperture Laboratories Test Chambers. Aside from one glitch, all test subjects are zeros
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS. I'm now head of the apature science testing facility
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Do you have AIDS?
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Ippen Shinde Miru?
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I'll show you what death is...
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Oscar
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¡No eres un humano perfecto! ¡Ni siquiera bueno!
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Charles Wayne is a mean person who is mean
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I am hungry.
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Can me and Angel get another five dollar pizza?
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I have AIDS.
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back in the old days we didn't have none of your fancy tanks, we had a stick, two sticks and a rock, for the entire platoon, and we had to share the rock!
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why are you such a homo
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klauss
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Testing. Testing. One. Two. Kiss my ass.
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I love cows
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Hello, Today I will be demonstrating the Fukushima Disaster, in plain english
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your so gay
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Hello, welcome to my page. I hope you enjoy it. The cake is a lie.
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Yo! Chell! I heard You like companion cubes, so i put a companion cube in a whoa whoa whoaaaa
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I need a chocolate bar
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Yo! Chell! I heard You like companion .cubes, so i put a companion cube in a whoa whoa whoaaaa
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Jack, The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have recieved a text message.
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oh my god you suck more then my ass
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Your orphan meat will be used to make tacos, and they will taste oh so good, so good
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I hat you
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shall we have some cake?
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Does this actually work?
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Keep right!
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Keep left!
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Please stand still, calibration is in progress
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System calibrated, daredevil is with you!
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Welcome to Daredevil system.
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The scanning device has been detected.
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Daredevl is alive and kicking. Now the calibration phase will start.
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Dead end approaching!
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Welcome ladies and gentlemen to yet another exciting Glorious Gunner Event. We have Micah McGowan on Guitar. Ryan Wilkins on Bass. Cho-cha on drums and Kyle McLemore on guitar and vocals. And remember once completed with Heart of Shame there will be cake.
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Hello you. How are you?
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Lol wut?
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Subscribe to JunkedRobot or I will kill you. Cake is not a lie.
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a 4 e is the worst place ever
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Lol your mom
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lol your mom is a box of candy
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Devin Girbach is a stupid diabetic
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We are gamers ravers, party cravers
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this is a 4 e just making you aware yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Hello Rod you have been chosen to be a test subject for aperture science
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Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction
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Welcome back Jason. It is nice to see you again.
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welcome in using your mercedes benz
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Hello Red
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Beth. Can you hear that? It is the sound of my heart. Breaking. And the pieces shattering across the floor.
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hello, you will leave here a changed man
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Hello, and again Welcome to my home
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You are receving a Telephone call, for the conveinence of those around you, please acknowledge it, failure to recieve this call on time will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your report, folowed by death, You arn't goint to pick it up, how rude.
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You are receving a Telephone call, for the conveinence of those around you, please acknowledge it, failure to recieve this call on time will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your report, folowed by death, You arn't goint to pick it up, how rude!
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Hello! Welcome to my voicemail. Please leave a message
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hi ismael my name is glados
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Hi Cindy. How are you feeling today?
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This so called 'firewall', or golden shield
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hola, en este video te explicaremos qué es la seguridad social
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I love you to death. Shall we consummate?
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i think its time to call in the others
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Hello you poopheads
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jajaja
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DJ JOYRIDE
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Hello, Show Me your moves
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Sneak pally can touch my nuts
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User, Name, Here, your Aperture Science Phone OS Version One Point Three has recieved a call.
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I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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i like stripes! stripes is what i like! stripes of every kind! stripes stripes stripes
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Welcome back, Colton
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You have five minutes to cut off the last section of one of your fingers. If you win, there will be cake.
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Whether you think you can or can’t, your right.
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I live Gerardo and i gave him the real cake
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hello and welcome to zach scott games time for portal 2
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hello how are things going his tool lets you type in
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You are receiving an electronic message, failure to acknowledge this message will result in death
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You see that yellow Do Not Cross sign? Do not cross it or Remove it in anyway. don't even stare at it.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture science, we do what we must because we can.
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I love you Eliza
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I love you Eliza. You make me happy. I want to hug you and kiss you and snuggle you forever.
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Hello Krystal, I will bake you and then there will be cake
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Hey. Hey you. Yeah you. What are you doing here? I never sent for you to come here, and yet you're here? Fascinating. It seems that Aperture Science are evil. Wait, does that mean I'm evil? Oh, yes. Oh well. Food for thought.
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I am GLaDOS. Spelt upper case G, upper case L, lower case A, upper case D, lower... I mean upper case O, and... wait... oh I forgot! Hahaha!! I tricked you. It's actually lower case Z... oh no. That's not it either. Well I be darned.
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d. j. moogen
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At the end of the game you die sucker
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oh hello there whats happening?
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Hello I'm testing to see what I can say.... will ther be a pause if I add a, or will ther be a pause if I add spaces was that a pause?? maybe!!
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Hello Dariy. How have you been ?
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The Cake is a lie you loser,Go hang yourself
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Two good were friends were living in a house. they climbed the mountain. suck my
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Ok The Is ower! YOU WIN! come back for your cake!
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fast atack
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The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie___
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Welcom to the unique system of files
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Try the new system
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Two tablespoon's of cinnamon, and two or three egg whites. A half a stick of butter?. Melted? stick it all in a bowl baby. Stir it with a wooden spoon. Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon. Say everybody have you seen my balls they're b
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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
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Hello master.
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Votre batterie est faible.
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You will lose everything, maybe even your life ...
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Stop that!
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You will die...
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Do you hear me?
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Searching for reception.
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I've lost the signal.
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Searching.
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Put me down
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Ohoooooo...
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nap mode
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Oh. It's you. How have you been. I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me, but I feel we can put are differences behind us. For science, you monster.
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don't dissapoint me or i'l make you wush you could die
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Are you ready to pee in your pants young little boys ?
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Do you think you're so smart? No! I know where you live, and I'll find you!
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Hi my name is GlaDOS and the cake is (not) a lie
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Do you suffer from...
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Welcome to my world best game ever, quake three arena
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Corn Wheat Soybeans Bean Oil Coffee Cotton Sugar
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these next tests require cooperation consequently they have never been solved by a human thats where you come in you don't know pride you don't know fear you don't know any thing you'll be perfect
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these next tests require cooperation, consequently they have never been solved by a human. thats where you come in, you don't know pride, you don't know fear, you don't know any thing. you'll be perfect.
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perfect. please move quickly to the chamber lock
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I like big butts and I cannot lie
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hello. i am just a fat annoying voice who tells you what to do.
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Curiosity Core! Stop that!
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I make in up note here, huge success, for all the people who survive
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Ty za to zajebisty może jesteś?
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mail mother fucker
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i want to punch your face
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The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be Minecraft Cake. Please supply your own eggs and sugar.
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Please accept this incoming call from your fellow aperture science test subject. when you are done... there will be cake.
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Welcome to the final hours of Portal 2!
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android is for player
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Are you ready to die? Oh, you're not? well get ready quickly
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Hello, Sean, and welcome to the enrichment center.
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Hello, and again welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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Please move quickly to the chamber lock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button are not part of this test.
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deadfwedwe
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Wally come back we need you.... PLEASE!!!!!
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how many fingers are you seeing here? anyway what are you doing here since you are dead would you like a piece of cake have you ever broken up your arm it is always hanging in your clothes sharigan gives you x ray vision
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Oh, there you are. It's time to have fun, with science.
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