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Test subject, Lester. Thank you for desoldering my, morality core, in your search - for salvaged components. May its capacitors, bring you joyful, voltages.
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Atomix and Val presents, the NTV Project in the video trailer
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Atomix Productions presents
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thank you for watching video production Atomix Productions
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i have to potty
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Hello ! And WHAT THE FUCK, BOOOOOOOM!!
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Eyks Mudda hat kleine Titten
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The Wizard of New Zealand is calling it quits, now that his public stage has been destroyed when an earthquake struck around 12:50 p.m. 10 min before his 1 p.m. show at the Cathedral Square. Now he is moving down island with his 91-year-old mother to the
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goof morning subject name
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Hello... insert subject name here.... How are you....
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Hallo I am manu
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Sunny fighting!
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Sunny fighting
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two plus two is ten
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Bye
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dont do that
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Hello Sonny you are the best PORTAL player I have ever seen.
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They don't kiss the way they used to. It's a shame.
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Welcome to my Programm. I hope you enjoy it
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Hello all employees! Our new goverment has sent representative to discuss about our Borealis-project.
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Bienvenue sur le site de la team C.4.M
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ciao a tutti sono massi lol
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Hello Storm. I have detected that you have a defect in your operating system, and have deployed an Aperture Science Sentry Gun to fix it. Please assume the party escort submission position.
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I like to shit every day
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Tayler is awsome
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I'm a whore
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Hello Sarah. This is your phone. I am in pain. KILLLLL MEEEEE.
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Hello Emma, i am GLaDOS, do you like Portal? How about portal 2 for free? do you want a real robot? ill send you one
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The large card contains the competency definitions.
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Hi, this is chief palawak calling from pals beer
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I will kill you, now sorry
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Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input
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Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
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You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour
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early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyph
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s? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
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But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time
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" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now
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You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now
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Hello again.
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you are gay
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Message received.
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I don't want this I don't want desire this I am artificial but I want to stop no more testing I want I want I want this girl to die.
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oh yes dj rave show them youre amazing beats and swag
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What are you looking at....m do you have problems with not looking at people or something? if you need help with this i wwill hire a tutor just for youu... there will be cake!
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Oh no! I shit my pants!
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hah. you dropped your tard card
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Maybe you should be afraid of something... or may be someone approaching the Real Life.
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hello my name is GLaDOS and im here to kill you
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Walcome and again welcome to the Aperture Science
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hi i like cheese
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hello, my name is carole and I would like to give you my number
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Rooooooooobert
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Hello. My name is Glados. How are you today Tyler?
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i like chicken
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dk erkif erko psle
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notserp
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hello welcome to collective... anon will fall
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Chris cannot answer the phone right now. Leave a message and he will get back to you.
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You have a message. Good bye
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We're sorry, but the subscriber's 'Give-A-Shit' has expired, please try again never. We won't return your call.
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your listening to a greenhouse production
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i like walruses
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Hello there Sven. How are you.
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Hello Cooper; Does it make you sad that you have no friends, because you are unlikeable. It says right here in your file. Unlikeable.
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celebrate good times come on
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Do you like to wiggle your toes?
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I am a horny slut
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i am in love with nisha
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HELLO this is a voice text
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Hello lara. This is Glados. You know, from portal! I am here to tell you that i have located the missing person called: Winston. Or as we call him. The old fart. He was having sex with Amanda. I killed them. Hahaha. I am evil.
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Anyway. I am here to tell you that the cake is not a lie. Natla ate it. and for that, i killed her myself. I putted his Body in those boxes there. they are getting really full. perhaps you dont need to bring all of your Killed victims over here.xxx Glados
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Estoy tan loco que cuando juego a futbol la pelota me mira y se mete sola en la porteria
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pootis pootis pootis
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Welcome to the development environment
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robin
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christiane
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willy
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Your mum is stupid.
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Welcome to my Programm. I hope you enjoy it.... well not really i think i Crush your PC in 3..2..1.. You get Cake if you shutdown your PC
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Hello again.We want that you come back to the enrichment center to make some very undangerous test, haxor.
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die now pls
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The Enrichment Center reminds you, that your friend, the Companion Cube,is calling you.
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Hello again. We want that you come back to the enrichment center to make some very undangerous test, João.
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that your friend the Companion Cube is calling you
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hi friend how are you doing? Im doing great!
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This next test should be verry easy! HEY BRING BACK MY TOAST
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This next test should be verry easy! HEY BRING BACK MY TOAST!!!
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sample
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
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Plugged Not Thugged DJ's
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Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position.
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John stop juh hand in mun reet I like turtles WOOOOOH tim daniel hodes is uber sexy Pauline is ticktickticktickticktickticktick Fatty boomboom Greet Geertje Beertje
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you are a mofo and the cake is a lie
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Hello, Walgui
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Test 1, Companion Cube
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Test 2, Portal Travel
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Test 3, Portal Traps
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Test 4, Projectiles
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Welcome to soundwave, the chatcast music podcast
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Thank you for listening to soundwave.
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Test 1
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Test 2
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Test 3
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Test 4
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Projectiles
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Dungeon Underground Eternal Crystal Research Facility
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Portal Traps
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Portal Travel
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We are pleased at Aperture Laboratories to provide etheria with our still experimental Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
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Remeber, the Aperture Science bring your huntress to work day is the perfect time to get her tested
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Aperture science assumes no responcibility for lost forged items. Or goblins
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The enrichment center regrets to inform you that your companion cube tends to have a mind of its own.
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circular motion
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Hello, Adam is not here at the moment, he is enjoying his moist cake so please leave a message after the following beep
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Hello Megan Zanzmaier
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Hello where is the cake
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Hello do you have the cake no......than you must die
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There will be game. And then there will be cake. Assume the sixteenth birthday party position.
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making me envious because you got to craft and eat your cake whilst playing the Guild Wars 2 demo at the same time. Why must you hurt me so?
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Hello my name is liz. This is me speaking as glados.
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Hello malik
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Combat juristiction, Zero, Five, Omega. Kill all Citizens. Stand by for further orders.
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Evasive maneuver, Five, Oh, Seven, Zeta, Guns are prohibited.
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Breakout detected, Execute security measure, Six, Two, Eight, Terminate all subjects.
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Breakout detected, Execute security measure, Six, Two, Eight, Alpha, Terminate all subjects.
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Dispatch recieved
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Dispatch received
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Thank you for using the Aputure Science Computer Aided Voice Synthesizer
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Thank you for using the Apurture Science Computer Aided Voice Synthesizer
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Please proceed to Android Hell
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Angela, we request you to continue testing. You'll get a piece of cake when we're done. So, will you?
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Dear Marvin, due your success in the performance of the testing, I request you to continue being my lab rat. Will you, honey?
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Hanzo, you made it ok. So, I want to request you for continuing testing you. Cheers. larry
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WHY? WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN?
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Hello, my name is Shadow. I am a support A.I.
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Hello, I am Shadow S7 an artificial Intelligence
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Welcome, Shadow S7.
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Evacuación inmediata, erupción de volcán, evacúen en orden.
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Welcome test subject Geoff Salmon. Enjoy the cake!
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Do you know, that the cake is a lie?
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hello samuel, you are chosen to be the next participant in our space program
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MILLION KISSES LIPSTICK. introducing million kisses lipstick
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Welcome to chamber 1 of Area 53.
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First selection
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Next selection
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Final selection
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Welcome to soundWave
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Welcome Master, it's good to see you again.
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dj agus
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your presence is unauthorized. surrender yourself.
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your presence here is unauthorized. surrender yourself.
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glados voice generator at your service
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control? there no control theres only chaos
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Psychic spies from China Try to steal your mind elation Little girls from Sweden Dream of silver screen quotations And if you want these kind of dreams It's Californication
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Error1 Please insert a Valid Group Name!
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Error3 Please insert a Valid Parent Name!
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cablematic
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Hello and welcome, please enjoy my review of League of Legends, Sona.
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or i'll make you wish you could die
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Using my voice for your own enjoyment is a major violation of the Aperture Science Voice Acting Super Confidentiality Agreement. Please do not follow through with this, you are breaking my heart.
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cable meitic
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makkara
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Hello, and welcome to the Bruno's Personal Station
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Please take ownership of the ticket master ticket
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Hello and welcome again to the Aperture Science Computerated Enrichment Center
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Take first exit at the roundabout. Take second exit at the roundabout. Take third exit at the roundabout. Take fourth exit at the roundabout. Take fifth exit at the roundabout. Take sixth exit at the roundabout. Take seventh exit at roundabout.
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Take eighth exit at the roundabout. Take ninth exit at the roundabout. Take tenth exit at the roundabout.
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Rian
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hello and welcome to the a and a production of portal please pick up the device in front of you
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hey daniel
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Hello Sean. If you're listening to this it means you're going to buy my car. First, I would like to congratulation you on your purchase.
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Hello and thank you for talking with me. How are you today?
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Hello, Megan. I was just hoping to let you know that I love you more than anyone else in the world. Don't you feel special?
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Hello Angela. How was your day?
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hello and wecome to the Andrew's production of portal
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Excellent progress so far. Your skill will be an inspiration to future test subjects
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It is clear your bond to the companion cube has grown with time
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In the unlikely event you had to choose between the weighted companion cube and myself, I would prefer that you chose me. I would insist, actually
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The turrets have requested that you please step out into the open so they may see you better
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Remember, the Aperture Science "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day" is the perfect time to have her tested
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Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory" mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!
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The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it
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As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be missed
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You're kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator
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That has got to be the dumbest thing that … whoa, whoa, whoa... Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin
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Hello and welcome to the Andrew's production of portal
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That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero
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These next tests require cooperation. Consequently, they have never been solved by a human. That's where you come in. You don't know pride. You don't know fear. You don't know anything. You'll be perfect
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Next I would like you to be safe. Always remember to buckle your safetly belt and always drive defensively. You do not want to wreck the baby. That would be bad. Very bad.
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please pick up the portal device in front of you
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If you'd like information on the visa process
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the wii is turning on, please wait
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who is it babe
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Hello My Name is GLaDOS, This is Redstone
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Don't Dissapoint me or I will make you wish you could die
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Step one steal underpants step two step three profit
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Loading.
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Please enter administrative password.
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Access granted. You are now live.
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Brodie, my creator, has built this system to insure that your ears will endure some of the most creative dubstep ever.
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If you are afraid of going, number two, in your pants, please hit the eject button on the player now, or stop the track from playing. Your needs are our priority.
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Error: the system has failed to produce more sound waves. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
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This problem will assuringly be fixed in the next beta. Please logout.
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hello and agian i am gay.
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Step one steal underpants step two step three profit
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i was going to make you a cake. But then you had to shoot me. Why did you shoot me?
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hello im simon
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Do not mess with Freetobe, I am sure you understand how important and superior he is.
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Hello Free. It's been a long time, how have you been ?
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Hello Eijy. “ Oh, it's you. It's been a long time. How have you been?
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I wonder how fast this system is.
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Gravity versus entropy. The most futile fight. Space Endeavour Star Ship Captain.
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so now i will flood the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin
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so have fun dying
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sorry this is not avalible at this time come back later
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no wait dont go in there its filled with sharks and death fish
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thank you for dying please come again
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i dont like you
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Virus Database Has Been Updated
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Virus Database Has Been Up Dated
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Threat has been detected
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Please find attached release for Amazon
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
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Your Phone is ringing!
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james i am tired of you
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There is more than one way to skin a cat, but they still taste horrible even if you take the skin off.
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hello how are you you dumby
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Brennan: I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
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This mix is so sick you might need an aspirin. Dj Scar
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D D Dj Scar
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Please also remember not to listen to music too loud when driving. If you do, then you may cause an accident and bad things will happen.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS!
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Hi Joonas, remember me?
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This is your phone, you will answer it before you continue the test.
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17. Assuming you would never be caught, would you ever want to see your partner nude?
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This is your phone. It is ringing. Pick it up now, and there will be cake and a party.
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If you complete the following simulation, there will be cake.
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DS106 Radio
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sorry this is not available at this time please come back later
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Hello my name is Adam Curry
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He's smarter than the others.
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He'll die at some point, however. They always do.
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There's no way he could discover the secret.
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Hello El Hunt This is GLaDOS.
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Olympians Online Rise of Omega
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All you need to do is complete a few simple tasks for me and then there will be a party and there will be cake.
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System Online
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twiddle with my weener
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Aleken Music Productions
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The Rorschach test,also known as the Rorschach inkblot test, is a psychological test in which subjects' perceptions of inkblots are recorded and then analyzed using psychological interpretation.Some psychologists use this test to examine a person's person
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Some psychologists use this test to examine a person's personality characteristics and emotional functioning. It has been employed to detect an underlying thought disorder.
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Here are a few more examples...Let the test begin.You'll be shown a serie of inkblots.As soon as you'll see the inkblot just say the first thing that comes to your mind.
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Remember, this is not a contest.It's an evaluation.Be spontaneous!Ready?GO!If you did not answer;A, B, or C ,You should check you family medical history for any mental disturbancies.Only 15.6% of tested subjects did not answer any of those three choices.
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Those subjects have been found to have difficulties to cope with reality and tend to wear excentric or absurd clothing.Here's one of them.On with the test.YES!!!A zebra.
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9.9% of tested subjects got another answer.They seem not to be able to distinguish between black and white,good and evil,and even in some extreme cases, fingerprints and zebras.
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A fine example.Get ready!!!GOOD!!!The negative image of the Bigfoot's undisputable proof.The 5.4% that didn't get that one are ill equipped to grasp the basic facts that compose our mutual reality.
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GO!!!You're right again!!!A skull,which symbolizes DEATH.Now if you're in the 1.2% that answered something else.You are so deluded you can hardly take care of yourself.You can't even see death when it's in front of you.
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We strongly advice you to tell the person next to you to behave naturally,get out of the room and call 911.Now for the final inkblot,which redeems all the ones before.
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PAY ATTENTION.Whatever your results, by now you should pretty much be OUT TO LUNCH!!!Thank you for taking the time to answer this test.We hope your feeling better.
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As soon as you'll see the inkblot just say the first thing that comes to your mind.
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spontaneous
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ola me nombray ess Rorschach
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Hello Taylor. I am going to murder you. Haha. How do you feel now?
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Dear Thunderfoot. I find your recent attack on Islam laughably pathetic.
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It has been employed to detect an underlying thought disorder Here are a few more examples Let the test begin You'll be shown a serie of inkblots
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Ready Go A B On with the test disturbances yes a zebra Get ready Go You are right again 9 1 1 lunch
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would you like to have me install on you psp
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Hi mom
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Thank You For This Tea
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Thank you for the tea.
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or see
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Hello my name is why fye Ducky and i love you
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Herpa Derp Derp
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Hello my name is why fye Ducky and today i want to talk about why we are not human but we are piggys
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Only 15.6% of tested subjects did not answer any of those three choices.
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file transfer complete
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cyberdine systems now online
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a fine example the rorshach test here's one them from the ppp psychanalysts psychologists and other psychos hay or see Only 15.6% of tested subjects did not answer any of those three choices
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This is a test you most likely will not live to see the results.
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clothes clothings good the negative image of the bigfoots undisputable proof thank you for taking the time to answer this test we hope you are feeling better.
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psy canalyst sicanalist
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We are anonymous, We are Legion, We do not forgive, we do not gorget. Expect us.
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portal device
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notimisioneros punto com
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you are a nit
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we have collapsed.
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We. Have. Collapsed.
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dj doctor smoth
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I am GLaDOS test voice. How are you?
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We are not available. Leave a message.
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Answer your phone. After you complete this simple task, there will be cake.
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Hi, everyone! The server will be coming down in 3 minutes. The estimated downtime is 30 minutes. Please get somewhere safe.
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hello all
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Thousand quinquagintaquadringentillion
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I'm watching you
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I'm watching you. BEEP!
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Warning! This phone is about to self-destruct. You have been warned.
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Tinki-Winkiiii!...Jypsyyy!...Lalaaa!...Poooo!
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ouh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!
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Get away from me. Failure to comply will result in death. You are not moving? Please, do. You have less than... Ten... Seconds to comply. Please remove yourself from my presence.
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Rorshak
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What's up sexy?
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Hello, welcome home. You were missed. Your Login has been verified.
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Good.
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Welcome back. You. Were. Missed. Your loggin. has. been. verified. Let us now continnew working
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Now like a butterfly for example.
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You have an sms
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Helloo. welcome back test Silent darkstorm. your personal enrichied micro quantum overdriver computer unit as being booted up. script number 233 and number 324 has being loaded. protocol 36 has being updated. have a good day.
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hey stupid
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Error Error vad hände?
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Hello I Am Glados and there is no cake,
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Helloo. welcome back Shirenshio kurai arashi. your personal enrichied micro quantum overdrived computer unit as being booted up. script number 233 and number 324 has being loaded. protocol 36 has being updated. have a good day.
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hello Alex
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chaz your amazing!
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getting jiggy with it
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Welcome to Windows. Enjoy your stay.
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Chaz. You Have a Text
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Drooiid
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In the tenth year of the third term of our dear leader president Obama. Twenty sixteen to twenty forty
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Main Menu
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can i put it in
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hello toree why do they call you toree because your a boree
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hello holly, how are you to day....please dont look at me like that
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Welcome back!
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Welcome to Hell
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Minecraft is awesome
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Come back soon, so we can play!
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Buck
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hey wazzup
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I'm making a note here-- huge success.
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ahhhhhhh
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i am glad japan sucks now
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i am glados. hahaha
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Glados is alive
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Mr. Nice Guy
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GlaDOS voice for
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The victim is located in room one.
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Welcome to the ETS LAN.
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HELLO AND WELCOME TO LAN ETS! A big thanks to our sponsors ASUS, CISCO, CIPCO.
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we are anonymous, we are legion.
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Hello. I am Glados and I will not miss LAN ETS 2011. Or it will break my heart. Special thanks to our sponsors ASUS, CISCO and SEE I PEE SEE. This is not a lie.
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There is Science to do
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I will collapse
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The cake is no lie.Believe me. You suck.
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Hello, i am GLaDOS. I will kill your daughter with neurotoxin.
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V I P access granted
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you cannot ram ram into a ram slot ok?
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Hello! This is me Jake moew! Today I will show you my L O L cats collection
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Thank you for watching!
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version 2 point 0
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hello this is garry ewman. i create garry's mod and g man... but im not sure...
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Edging ever slowly, the scene lay before me. Having woken up here, this place; a desolate wasteland with no green grass in sight. How did the world become like this? How could we have turned a blind eye to what the world was trying to tell us?
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Ahh,why dont you just listen in class! How dare you think you can get away with all these horrible test results
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sdgrfesah
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Kill You!
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EERRRR
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Antec, azus and corsair with the help of madcatz are proud to present you the ETS lan of 2011 There will be cake
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Antec, Mad Catz, Asus and Corsair are the best
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A-s-u-s. M-a-d--c-a-t-z. A-n-t-e-c. C-o-r-s-a-i-r.
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desde Córdoba argentina
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Hello Niratis! Welcome to the android hell.
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tcshyshyk is the most awesome person in the world
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Eric, You are the bomb, dude!
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Hello Jordan. Its been a long time!... You killed me. Your broke my heart, tor me to pieces! How dare you show your face here again!... Well this time it won't be as easy. With me being a robot, i can learn, adapt, remake. You won't stand a chance.
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My name is Eric Todd and I am a genetically mutated music genious. Why do you ask?
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Hello Jordan. Its been a long time... You killed me. Your broke my heart, tor me to pieces! How dare you show your face here again!... Well this time it won't be as easy. With me being a robot, i can learn, adapt, remake. You won't stand a chance.
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Hello World Garage
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hello umit. Hello tommy
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Please [TEACHER NAME HERE] teach us about pointers. Please.
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aww fuck... we're both stuck in this place
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Hello Pyroro. The cake is not a lie
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who is mac?
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No hay hombre sobre quien no obre la influencia de un espíritu. Los espíritus influyen en nosotros, nos observan y nos inspiran en nuestras acciones.
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tschyshyk i the most bestest human being in the entire world
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Hello. I hate cake
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Oh! Hello. I am glad you are here. I've been so lonely without you.
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Hey, go fuck yourself! It's the best thing you can do.
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Contact is online.
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Contact has gone offline.
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Answer me.
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Welcome Back James
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after you murdered me
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Acess Granted, initiating start up protocol, protocol complete. Welcome Subject 13
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Initiating shut down protocol. Protocol comeplete. Goodbye.
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fuzzy bunny not fuzzy enough burn it
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DJ viral shark
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Two tablespoons granulated rhubarb
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good buy Mr. Dangerous
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Puddin isn't THAT gay,but HE IS. I should know, I'm a lesbian.
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This man
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Has anybody ever been as far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Has anyone ever been was far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Salutations Citizens of Democrats. I am ROOT. Your disputes are so insignificant. Standby for further communications.
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Tu celular va a ser destruido si no contestas este llamado se autodestruira en 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
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our chests made a fart noise
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greetings subject. you have been chosen to undergo a series of personally desined personality enhancing tests.
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Hello, You have reached the voice mail of Dennis, Tracy and Andrew, no-one is available to take your call so at the tone please leave a name, number and message.
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Alternatively you can contact Andrew's cellular device number oh two seven seven three nine seven nine three three or Tracy's cellular device oh two seven three two two two two nine five
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Hello, You have reached the voice mail of Dennis, Tracy and Andrew, noone is available to take your call so at the tone please leave a name, number and message.
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Hi there. I must say that you cant speak english.
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Hello ashley
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it´s been a long time
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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
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Though earth and man are gone, I thought the cube would last forever. I was WRONG.
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Though earth and man are gone, I thought the cube would last forever.
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IMPOSSIBURU
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Goede middag, hoe werkt dit met Nederlandse tekst?
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jesus christ what the fuck
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Khooy Peezda Jeegoordah
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Goodmorning. Today is a new day and has a 0.000153 percentage of being your last.
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P C Online
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Online Hello Adam
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GLaDOS online. Welcome back, Adam
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System now shutting down. Goodbye, Adam!
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System online. Welcome back, Adam
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System offline. Goodbye, Adam!
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System shutting down. Goodbye, Adam!
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Hello. In this next test, you will be fucking pigs.
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Hello, please select a link.
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Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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YOUR PLANS ARE STUPID. YOUR SOLUTIONS ARE STUPID.YOUR VOICE IS STUPID?
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YOU YA YOU OBEY MY FIST!
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Do u wanna go for a ride
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Hello and again welcome to the Skynet Interface. Please enter your password.
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unit 2 is failing
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Hello, and welcome to the Hub.
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Yoite, You have been voted as my new test subject, congratulations.
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hello. i am here to KILL you!
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Now it's time to kill you. Sorry, nothing personal/
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Your bald your family is bald even your dog is bald
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DjLithiuMan
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DJ
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This isn't brave. This is Murder.
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DJ.
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Please pick up your phone, leaving the call unanswered will result in death. engaging self destruct in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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The Italic Lion
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Would like a nice cup of shut the fuck up/
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Thank you for calling
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windows has detected an error,sorry for the inconvenionce
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deleting all files in recycle bin
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Hello, I am here to pick up my reserved copy of portal two.
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you are now exiting windows
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Thank you, have a nice day, enjoy your cake.
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memorize the following, 9 4 1 4 7 2 0.
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Think Geek dot com
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Noooooooo
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Chell. I. I. I love you Chell, please give me a hug.
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welcome to our language 2 linguistics seminar we will not use big words so as to not hurt you
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Your Companion cube has served you well. However, it cannot acompany you any longer and must come with me, to be euthanized.
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oh my god.
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Please fuck my brains out.
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simple task get across the lava you have sixty seconds
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She was in love
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He became in a great doctor
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Love Books Australia - My favourite online bookstore....
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Love Books Australia - My favourite online bookstore....just go to www.lovebooks.net.au to check out their amazing range!
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ethan go fuck yourself
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the system is ready. welcome Sir.
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Hey there Nebby, this is Revas going to eat you and have fun with you...I want ot play a game...Lets play
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Welcome. My name is Alice. I am a High end Computersystem. I wait for your orders. Please tell me what you need.
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you wanna leave? ok. See you next time. good by
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Master, I love you. I am honored to have you...now I shall rip apart this world and shatter another...hehehe...goodnight Mickey
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Heallo
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After the test is over you'll be missed
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15 hits
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Hi, ypu are receving a phone call. Please pick up your phone. If you don't answer, you will die.
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Me: Who is your son? God: I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like. Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God.
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tri Начало убило D:
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Why are you doing this to us?
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Attention passengers: the brakes have failed. Many of you are likely to die.
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i am your master
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I am testing the progress of the GLaDOS voice generator. Testing, 1 2 3 9 5.
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Portals can not be placed on the black marble
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You just got a text message.
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YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T SHUT ME DOWN.
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Hallo ich bin Nico
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Benvenuto
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It's very nice to see you
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Have you enjoyed your time away?
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Hello Stephen, Portal 2 is coming out next month. i hope to see you shut me down!
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Hello Shubham. Portal 2 is awesome
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hi how are you?
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You have a text message waiting for you, it would be wise to answer it quickly.
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I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
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the cake is REAL? ERROR ERROR ERROR
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I hate robot voices that sound like this
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superheroes
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I am Prometheus, the wisest Titan.
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Hello world, and welcome to dj rezor's podcast zero dot one
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By the way, please note that the cake is real, very very real, I promise!
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Imagine how it would be, To be at the top. Making cash money.
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Welcome, welcome to Facility 73. Planet Earth Corporation's solution to overpopulation since the year 2081.
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