Welcome josh

Hello and welcome user

HI Royce, how are you?

Hello Adam.

Hello Adam!

this was a tryumph, im making a note here-huge succes

pourquoi

thank you for helping us help you help us all. you are stupid. you are also retarded and ugly. for science. you monster

you are stupid. you are also retarded and ugly. but still i think we can put our differences behind us. you know. for science. you monster

hello, and welcome to my laptop

hello, and welcome to my laptop. if you are callum. you are cool. if you are not. lol. go away.

hello callum. if you do exactly what i say, there will be... cake. i promise. muhahahahaha

hello callum. if you do exactly what i say, there will be... cake. I promise. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . are you still there?

chell rises from her stasis inside a glass box, she isn't greeted by faces only concrete and clocks. thats when she first meets GLaDoS, computer the top, she's told to leave the little box but has no shoes or no socks.

everybody goes off

why am i here? what is this place? what happened? oh no im locked up

What am I?

say this -> ︻デ═一

Hello. my name is cooper. im trapped, i have no fire. i must walk with her

I think you should not kill Companion Cube so easily, Matha. You monster.

I think you should not kill Companion Cube so easily, Martha. You monster.

if you follow my instructions, enda. there will be cake. i promise.

callum. if you follow my instructions, there will be cake. i promise.

It's been a long..

Ailin95 What is That?

Administrators only please.

It's dark in here

Wrong!

Correct!

Welcome to the VirusWare game

Welcome to the Game by VirusWare

You Win

You lose

Hola, Como estas?

Hello, welcome tu Aperture Science

Hello, welcome to the Aperture Science

Hello BiudreuN, welcome to the Aperture Science

Ayham, you need to do your work in order to acheive the nessesary Aperture Science Protocol Test.

it's... been... a... long... time

mierda

I am making a note here. Huge Success. And now, Casey Morgan, I challenge you to the trials of the Aperture Science Research Facility. Let's Play!

Next Level

Next Level with Sara Tea

What are you doing? Cougars and jaguarundi are not part of the testing procedure. Istas, you are going the wrong way. If you continue in this manner, the bison will eat all of your cake.

good morning batman

You people call it kidnapping, but I call it surprise adoption.

Maxzillian is finally building a new computer after using this one for nearly 7 years.

You asshole

I would very much want to buy you new computer just so you could play Portal. You know that, don't you?

Hello Martha. I just want to tell you that Arthur wasn't any better in playing Portal game. You should know that you are smart.... YOU MONSTER.

i like to eat pooooooooooooooooooooop

matematica aplicada, boa

Hello There! If you pass today's test, there will be cake!

Arthur is old friend of mine. He actually invendet the very first Portal Gun.,., and me.

do you want to finger me

unidentified alphanumeric file received. Filed in folder one two seven dot zero dot zero dot one. Awaiting futher instructions

Audio communication detected at twelve kilabytes per second. User eye dee recognised. Termination of Audio line commencing in three. Two. One.

www.pointlesssites.com

Identified alphanumeric message received over internet connection. Ready for examination in folder marked. Inbox.

Hello Ahmed i am GLaDOS

a 3

a 2

a 1

Alphanumeric message received from contact marked. Erin East wood

Alphanumeric message received from contact marked. Samuel and Matt ice Block

Alphanumeric message received from contact marked. Elizabeth Swamp Witch

Alphanumeric message received from contact marked. Arlen Mitchel

Alphanumeric message received from contact marked. Patience Scarles

Alphanumeric message received from contact marked. Lydia Burke

Alphanumeric message received from contact marked. Forest Denise

Alphanumeric message received from contact marked. Insert Contact name here

please face the camera. scanning. welcome callum. we are now ready to begin the test proper.

Capturing digital still

Capturing video still at seven hundred and twenty pee

Capturing video at seven hundred and twenty pee

Ending video capture

Welcome to Cassidy's Aperture Science division computer, start up the browser and there will be cake.

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Cepstral is proud to release Version 5! This release brings marked improvements in voice quality and efficiency in high port density environments. Upgrading is easy and more information is available on the upgrade page.

Back up now before I shall kill you.

buenas tardes.. no te odio

Welcome to DAP G I C C

DAPGICC DOT NET

welcome to. caal-um clear-e-s laptop. eye dee accepted. once your testing is over, there will be cake.

D A P G I C C DOT NET

welcome Callum. once your testing is over, there will be cake. I promise

the tails doll is real

Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science-Aided enrichment center

callum, don't you want your cake?

possible error detected.

your aperture science laptop long lasting battery is low. plug into an aperture science wall socket instantly.

non aperture device detected.

you have selected GLaDOS to take total control of your laptop as opposed to inferior programs.

program cannot corrupt GLaDOS, program opened.

there is an error with an inferior program.

waste incinerated in an aperture science incinerator.

selected

apple is inferior. this is a waste of time.

Bine ati venit, rau ati nimerit bai spartilor

Alas My love you do me wrong to cast me out discourteously

The iron i find is usless.

Perfect, Please move quickly to the chamber lock as the effects of prolong exsposure to the button are not part of this test.

Melchior. You have been a bad bad demon. How do you plead.

Thank you for calling the Aperture Science I phone. Were sorry we can not answer the phone, but we were busy incinerating the companion cube. Please leave a message after the Aperture Science high pitch beep.

Chester. Are you Ready?

BEN. RUSSELL

soy sergio hablando como glados seguro k suena mejor en ingles

Blacky25 du musst dein Combion Cube Bhohlen, thar

Blacky25 du musst dein Combion Cube abhohlen, that's fine!

That is a raw sewage container.

Samuel a une petite bite

Nizam Blend

To be or to be, that is the question

Lol u got pwned

Hello I am Lily, and Welcom

Hello I am Lily, and Welcome

non aperture device removed

Hello, how's it going?

Enjoy the Cake

hello, motherfucker! mi name is CheLL

hello, motherfucker mi name is CheLL

i can count, one, two , four, five, wait i forgot three

hallo destructor

hi im GLaDOS and i rule, welcome to death, joking, not

Message begins...Hi its Doug i hijacked your program, i know the password because i built you, to listener i am the rat man. message end

Hello. My name is bob. I like pie. Pie is good. I don't like those, who don't like pie.

Based on the data I have collected, the only conclusion I can derive is that you are my Valentine Empirically

Original Move

hey baby go to hell!

hey baby my ass really hurts

It´s been a loong time. How have you been?

someone stole my lolipop and set my dog on fire

hello mega bear and welcome to the aperature science center. before we can begin your testing, you must ejaculate into this cup. please hello hello thank you.

Hello Obe and again welcome to the aperture science center.

I WILL KILL YOU, now you done some thing so dumb, that we ran out of cake

hey mike how are you doing

DIGI Outstanding S M E dealer for Year 2 0 1 0. Congratulations and keep leading the way!

meme

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation.

I have something to tell you and it is very surprising. I work for Black Mesa!

I have a dream today!I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed

Bring me cake, NOW.

This is z technology 01 .we are the random people of america

Hello martysek I´m GLaDOS

WHAHAHAHA WHAHAHAHA WHAHAHAHA TRACTOOOOOOOOOOR

this would never happen in that black mesa

Test Chamber Completed. Continue Testing. CleverBot Sucks.

Welcome to Aperture Science. Mouse... ON. Keyboard... On. Sound... ON.

Hello and again welcome to your Windows Seven Personal Computer.

Hello and again welcome to PlayStation Portable Gaming and Media System.

hell,o i am now hre right now

Hello, and, again, welcome to the Black Mesa Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center

Yo yo yo diggity

cojeme por favor

Pils here! P-P-P-P! Grabbin' pills! Grabbin' pills! Pils here! Better grab everything I can! P-p-p-pils here!

Luke, I am your father

I'm Rick James, bish.

Hello Block Head. You have a new friend request.

Hola, y gracias por el ver el tema

You have a new text message. Do not answer it. They only want you to bring cake.

Thank you for helping us help you all

A new text message has arived. Assume the Text Message Acceptace Submission Position.

A new text message has arrived. Assume the Text Message Acceptace Submission Position.

Someone is attempting to contact you through the telecommunications network. They may offer cake

I love eating tacos.

Someone is talking to you

YEAHH

classes are cancelled tomorrow. Let's get fucked up

oi you homo give me back my virginaty

Hello, and welcome to the aperture science enrichment center. Here tests

wawa

Hello. The aperture science enrichment center would like to welcome you to its official youtube channel. Here, any requests will be granted after intense testing. All requests are granted with complimentary cake.

Warning, GLaDOS is going to restart, please save all the work

6721764235847268147632878461235635976326 + 97698759875956978w34691746965187578585978 = 0

Hello Mashinama

I am really glad this service is back up

Welcome back commander. Have a pleasent day

Death solves all problems - no man no problem

hello i do belive you are wearing my hat

Nuclear power will power the world one day and make everyone smart and efficent like robots and if your not Nuclear power you will become a zombie and try to rule the world and fail

hello welcome to A. O. L. for Video Conferencing press 3

Specially for site PC-Game

Hello and Again, welcome to the aperture science computer enrichment center

are you ready for the best?

Hello greetings from aperture science computer enrichment center

model! Que out will you

ready for escape models?

Hello Eric

Schultz, you're an asshole

entrez dans la salle

"It is hard to see the clear-cutting of the Beaver Pond Forest in Ottawa. It is hard because so many good people have tried their best to prevent it. It is hard because this forest has a spirit.

First, you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

Happy Birthday Tim. This time the cake is not a lie.

hey there. i'm going to kill you, you know

"It is hard to see the clear-cutting of the Beaver Pond Forest in Ottawa.

are you ready for escape models?

It is hard because so many good people have tried their best to prevent it.

It is hard because this forest has a spirit.

Data clear

Liar!

... Do... Do you question my intelligence?

Four thousand degrees Kelvin

It's over 9000!

The Life in the Forest called out to those good people to help save the trees, the forest life, and the ancestral connection that it has with the Algonquin people.

mix radio chart show

And you will bring me to the ark.

login succsesful. Launching GLaDOS dot e x e

But it is being clear-cut.

Didn't we have some fun, though?

Men, for wages, are felling the trees with dispassionate machines, piling the trees for processing, insuring that every last morsel is committed to profit.

Login Succesful. Launching Operation Trojan Horse. Searching. United States Intelligence.

Initiating Tips And Tricks

And then the ground itself will be pushed into piles, turned into roads, excavated for foundations and sewers.

Yo Rock star beotch

Initailizing

This old growth forest, the archeological story it holds and the serenity it offered will be gone soon.

Activation. succsesful. Running GLaDOS A I dot e x e

You got an sms. Check it now or I will kill you.

Error. Program is corrupted.

But we have not lost this struggle.

We have not lost the struggle.

The struggle to save the Beaver Pond Forest has united heroic people who understand their common concerns for mother earth.

Attempting to override termination

Attempt. Unsuccessful. Continue? Y. N.

Incoming data packet. Loading.

Diamonds and Trash

This struggle has educated us to the complexities of the battle to save the earth and as we learn, we become stronger.

keske iitomi

Now is the time to renew and extend our efforts to change the culture of greed and exploitation to a culture of mutual respect for human needs and non-interference with the replenishing mechanisms and cycles of the earth.

Those who opposed us in this struggle did so out of greed, arrogance and political cowardice.

greetings how may I help you today?

You are a fucking ass hole so you don't get any cake

Too many times, single-minded developers have taken our common heritage and turned it into market commodities, killed the natural spirit of the land, and created landscapes of self-interest, conspicuous consumption and unsustainable depreciation.

Too many times, politicians promise to extend the power of the people but simply acquiesce to the power of money.

Throughout this battle the real heroic people have stood together against this kind of tyranny and they will continue to work together to create change and real democracy.

Happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday insert subject name here. Happy Birthday to you.

It is time to take back the commons from those who have corrupted both our lands and governance.

The weighted companion cube is never gonna give you up

As we watch the destruction of this beautiful Forest we owe it to each other to continue to fight for every piece of mother earth. Refuse to surrender another inch.

Restore the land, its natural functions and the creatures that abide by its natural laws.

Restore your own relationship with the land in how you live, where you live, what you eat, how you use energy and in your relationships with one another.

I put a gun up to my head sometimes. goin blammo, goin blammo. I want to end it all and Hang myself. Hangin lifeless, baby I'm done. I came to die, die, die, die. I hit the floor, 'cause I'm dead, dead, dead, dead.

And when we struggle together in the face of greed, arrogance and cowardice: heal yourself from the harm, heal others in a good way and pick yourself up and struggle again. “We shall overcome”.

Hello Eleen I know you hear me and wanna let you know something first call Leisonjei then i tell you next mail

Hello Im GLaDOS I Know i sound different but i wanna Let you know to play Portal 2 when its release or die

Hello Tony

Hello, Colin!! Are you ready to, PLAY!!

Hello - I am Jayvell Villota.

Subscribe to Zealon Chaos Magi, or the terrorists win.

Zirman vous avez droit au portal gun

jay kay, all my sluts skank out now

Subscribe to ZealonChaosMagi, or the terrorists win.

hello ronja, how are you?

HI, how have you been?

It is time to die, and die you shall

Welcome to Bluedragon's lab of destruction

Hi, welcome to cape11 home, you gonna die

Si quieres la tarta, ven a por ella.

Si quieres la tarta, ven a por ella

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primary

Surely, you jest.

Hello! Are you ready to complete today's test?

Gfhh

sujeto de prueba

hey hey!

Hello. For science. You monster

watching disney and pixar movies with you

for all the CD-Action redaction, and the magazine itself

You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't get up here

Welcome to the Magmatech Facility. Please keep in mind that you can be killed, any time

The cake is a lie... But the cube is forever!

Bateria baja...

Hola y bienvenido a Aperture Science. Al finalizar sesion, le daremos una tarta........................................................The cake is a lie.

Hey, que haces?! NO LO HAGAS!

Que es eso?

Desconectando...

Me siento debil...

no qued..... Bateria... Tedras que.... rgar...

You trigger the release of dopamine norepinephrine and serotonin in me

Hi there. im very, very happy to see you... Portal 2 is coming out soon, i cant wait!

Welcome Jem

you have a new sms please read it

You have a new message please read it

Hello, and welcome to the enrichment center. Your specimen has been processed.

Welcome to the Aperture Science Everest Facility.

My birthday is tomorrow horray i want money to get an ipod touch or apps for it

nigger jews look like muppets

Mr darf died

The lab of destruction is now shutting down

Warning, low power

Warning, power level is critically low

A mathmatical error has happened, an error I'm about to correct!

A device have been connected, scanning

A device has been disconnected

A device has been connected, scanning

Emergency override

lalalalalalalalalalalala

hello,and welcome, tes......hahahahaha you see,i have ben waiting for you. The nuerotoxin is full charged and ready to kill you

Bonjour bande de nul.

I'm just testing this tool, to see how it works

Hello anthony

Hello. Welcome. How may I take your order?

Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye.

We at the Aperture Science Enrichment center would like to inform you that you will be baked. And then there will be cake.

Did you know that I used to work at Black Mesa? That was when Gordon was around.... Now that he is gone, I will have no problem killing you the same way I tried to kill Gordon. That is right... Neurotoxins. They are slowly being released. Prepare to Die!

Welcom to the chamber lock

Hello. How are you doing? You monster. There will be cake. YOU WILL NOT BE INVITED! Because you are dumb and stupid.

NO BODY LOVES YOU! That's right... I Impregnated your mother. Didn't you ever wonder who your other parent was? That is correct.. It is me.

The cyber world has grown out of control. State and national law enforcement mechanisms are not equipped to deal with the rapidly evolving threat. The complexity of information systems has far exceeded the ability to secure them, while reliance on these s

All tees freeze, no armory

I hate all of you

hello travis I know you play world of war craft

Chell, I am your father....mother?

Hello Chell, its been a long time hasnt it? Guess, what, you're adopted!

Hello, are you there

Initialing vapor transmission sequence. This tool lets you type in some text.

You have reached Eric's voice messaging system. Please document your call with a brief witty response in 3...2...1...

You have reached Eric's voice messaging system. Please document your call with a brief, witty response in 3, 2, 1

Hello Everyone Im GLaDOS And i want you to know to view Eleenrei9 Or DIE

There's the announcer. Game time. Good luck. I hear the "Potpourri" category will be a doozy today. Just remember not to feel too tortured as you fail humankind by allowing me to clean the scoreboard with your viscera. As if your feelings had significance

There's the announcer. Game time. Good luck. I hear the "Potpourri" category will be a doozy today. Just remember not to feel too tortured as you fail humankind by allowing me to clean the scoreboard with your viscera.As if your feelings had significance.

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the heartbeat that brings your media to life

Welcome to the-the-the-the Definitely Last Chamber. Please abandon any equipment capable of damaging the Chamber equipment at the door.

you may want to lick on a lollypop and then eat the cake with your bare hands

Iguanas infect imoral immortal imperials ingeniously inneptly.

Hello again, prepare to die

go go gadget power suply

Welcome to the aperture scince club!

Hallo, dies ist eine sinnlose Nachricht

Das hier ist Sinnlos!

Remilia is absent. When the business is put, I present the cake.

I present the cake.

please ignore him. he is an enemy, to you.

Sihmun

Sighmun

teebot

SAP \EENTH\ A M FROMM RASIA! OHL MAI FRANDS FOCK EEN S-HOL. SOH, YEZ A EM GEJ! TENK U FOH U ATHENSHON!!!

But the CD-Action's fifteenth birthday isn't

It's a lie that a cake is a lie...

Hi World

At the end, there will be cake

super

teeebott

Elliot

i guess we know who won i poisoned the cake the real on is to your left

teebott

hello you hot sexy beast

You have a text message.

what is a jim

Welcome to the madhouse

It's a Unix System, I know this!

Welcome to Local Serve

Hey hey hey, put me down

Diyey , Valdivia

Michele, you have failed. Nice job.

Your coffee cup is not Aperture authorized. Please place it in the Emergency Incenerator immediately.

Well your back did i not kick kill you enough the first time? well get ready to die by my new and improved nuerotoxin.

I love you (insert test subject name here).

hello salina

salina eastenders is crap put somthing good on mwahahahaha

The enrichment center reminds you that you are receiving a phone call. I suggest you pick it up.

Your coffee cup is not Aperture authorized. Please place it in the Emergency Incenerator immediately

manual

its beeeen a looooooong time

Hello [insert test subject name], how is it going? Do you want you cake? Ask the companion cube, no wait you incinerated him. You have no friends.

Hello Jamie. How are you today?

CÉDRIC POUDRIER

Introducing D J Cazzy

We’re done. It’s over. There’s nothing left of our hate-hate relationship worth salvaging.

A D J Cazzy Production

Are you Ready!

Look the bubbles, their everywhere!- All your base are belong to us!

Please Welcome Monday Street

all of your base are belong to Mat Gat

who am i?

Seinfeld

To keep to testing standards, I am required to tell you that the next test chamber involves companion cubes, and cute androids. Lots of cute androids... "I see you!~"

Spy's sappin my sentry. It ain't your day, pancakes. You got blood on my suit. I'm drunk, you don't have an excuse. Prepare for your examination. Maggot. Save the queen.

Subject: Gordon Freeman, Male Age 27. Education: P,h,d. M.I.T. Theorhetical Physics. Position: Resarch Associate. Assignment: Anomalous Materials Laboratory. Clearance: Level 3. Administrative Sponsor: Classified. Disaster Response Priority: Discretionary

Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far is my heart.

Subject: Gordon Freeman Male Age 27, Education: P,h,d. M.I.T. Theorhetical Physics. Position: Research Associate. Assignment: Anomalous Materials Laboratory. Clearance: Level 3. Administrative Sponsor: Classified. Disaster Response Priority: Discretionary

sometimes i just want to bjj

i will kill everyone

The Things With Meaning require sacrifice

Abes oddisee

in cinemars now

Abe's, Odisee

in cinemaars now

Abe's Oddisee

Hi, everyone. :D

Hello All, I am now here. Feel at ease and please make me a cup of tea.

Monty

The Enrichment Center reminds you that for the latest in gaming news, you should listen to Control Alt Delete on Wednesdays on radio revolt

control

alt

Welcome to Orange Answer phone, I'm sorry but the person you called is not available. Please leave your message after the tone.

Hello Project 4 0 1

Hello Zamorakiban and Project 4 0 1

Hello Project 401

Hello Zamorakiban and Project 401

en rich ment

Your Aperature Science wireless apparatus has a new notification.

en rich mentt en rich menttt

Hello, and welcome to Black Mesa Research Facility.

Hello, Master Ketto. It has been a long time Has it not? I thought perhaps I would be better suited here.

bastos ma tuer

tro lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo

kikoo lol

the en rich ment center. . the en rich men t center

its your birthday? then blow out the candles while i sing you a happy birthday song. "happy birthday to test subject. happy birthday to test subject. you know what, SCREW THIS! anyway happy birthday. I HATE DOING THIS.

Rory

Hactar

Hello Bite Pylot, soon you will recieve delicious cake.

Hello, our robot will dominate you

Happy birthday to you, HAPPY Birthday to you. What comes next? Awww I don't care, I'm not Programed for this!

Hello? Hello? Are you there?

Welcome to the hypertension and cardiovascular risk simulation.

hai un nuovo messaggio.

the cake is a spy!

hai un nuovo messaggio

you just lost the game.ROFLMAO.

im glados.and you just lost the game.

Welcome back to the laboratory, doctor Begget, everything is just as you left it. You can continue with your experiments.

please move quickly to the chamber lock

Hola GLaDOS_chibi, ¿te acuerdas de mi? yo soy la verdadera GLaDOS

Hi GLaDOS_chibi ¿how are you?

NUNOK FM

Welcome. Here at Peaceful Resolutions we are dedicated to creating solutions to our world’s most pressing problems. It is our goal to one day live in a world where violence and strife are issues of a forgotten past.

The Legend of Zelda is really rad, those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad.

I am feeling fat, and sassy.

I live in a giant bucket.

you are receiving a telephone call. For the sake of all of us please acknowledge it. Failure to do so will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death. O K if you answer it now and I will give you some cake, really

You are receiving a call from the companion cube. I would like to remind you that it is suggested that you disregard any thing it says. But your not going to listen, are you. You never know when to listen. That’s it I’m warming up the neurotoxin

Reclude

Re-clude

Dear Vivien you're my big Love Baby. But I can't ask yoe because I'm to shy.

Subject name here, you have locked yourself into the relaxation chamber. Good job screwing yourself over, hero.

Reeclude

Recurting

Recurting one member

Please step onto the platform and wait for the next train.

Enemy targeted! Aiming! CHARGE! You WILL LOSE!

platypus

Hello, my name is BRaDOS!

Hello, [INSERT NAME HERE]... Who am I kidding! I am a computer-aided machine... You expect me to know who you are. Eh. The Cake is a LIE!!!

Hello, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment System. Having fun in the Chamberlock? Alrighty then... The portal will open in three. Two. One... HA... It didn't. I killed my electrician, So DIE! Want the CAKE! Too bad, Take PIE.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You have a new E mail message.

Oh joy. Email.

you have reached the Campbell Law Firm.

Bragan

Why is brad gay?

Jenny, you need to make some fucking ice tea now!

dr octopoo

I like bakemonogatari

hey guys

good morning how are you feeling today?

Experiment failed ... terminate test subject immediately

Hello raymond

Kobe particle physics research lab

Hello Kami how are you today?

Good evening Scott.

Oh my goodness, you mean some people don't even listen to every episode? The only possible excuse this week is a euphoric overload as experienced by one of the co-hosts.

nama saya candra des

It is time to e-mail the engineers. Failure to do so will result in dismemberment. Or death.

It is time to call the engineers. If approached in a cheerful manner it is possible that they will not bite off your head.

It is time to call the project managers. Then cake.

It is time to e-mail the project managers. Then cake.

Ashley has already gone to the party. She will listen to your message after she has some cake.

Welcome back, John. Would you care for some cake?

Hi there, what is this?

amelie and miette are silly little girls

Speedy thing goes in speedy thing comes out

The ticket master ticket is lonely. Please share your cake with it.

The principle resident is not available right now. Please leave your name and number for friendship assessment.

Your phone is ringing. Please do not attempt to make the companion cube jealous.

andrez you are a stupid person jaja is joke

Massi. Massi wake up. Are you still there? Please do not be upset with me, but you have been punked. There is cake for you in the fridge in apology. It is delicious and moist.

How are you ?

answer your phone jackass, it's ringing answer it now.

Hello there, how can i kill you today?

Scott Cairney

William, you have a new text message. I promise I won't read it.

the only thing you have managed to brake so far is my raw seveage container and my raw party cake

one day i ran into a lAMP AND SAID billyjoel is gay and stinks of aear and is hot. forget that it was just a malfunction and you are to go andilkuhljkbtdfh

Test this voice

Jordan, you have a new text message, I promise that I wont reed it.

Hey, you have a text message. It's probably from the companion cube, but it's not. Because you murdered him!

fuck you, asshole, i'm eating green beretn on the breakfast

fuck you, asshole

I am not home to talk to you, but please don't be a creep. Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the

This is the gamerstorm podcast.

i want your chicken up my cheese

give me back the love box

commercial free at five P. yippie

Well, Well, Well! It's finally down to this. Did you really consider it, or did you think it was worth crap?

Sin worm, you have an incoming call. I will route it to you now, and then we will have cake and you will die.

Hello. Im the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you dont have to.