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it appears you have a message. perhaps you should check it. or not. im not stopping you.........CHECK IT, IT COULD BE CAKE.....made you look. ha ha ha
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It's been a long time...how haw you been?
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GLaDOS mobile is now active. YOU'RE FUCKED NOW.
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I'm afraid i cannot let you do that. alfredo
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it appears you have a message. perhaps you should check it. or not. im not stopping you. CHECK IT, IT COULD BE CAKE. made you look. ha ha ha i lied.
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you ever herped so hard you derped yourself?
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Vous visitez le profile de rouslane galioulline
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You smell of nubs
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Hello ad welcome to the enrichment center
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hey dude i was ment to deliver a package but i am going to send you for no reason what so ever
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Estimated time of arrival for Earth is five minutes.
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This is glados, I miss you Todd. Let's be Evil!
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Approaching planet Earth.
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I'm on a Grell
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lets play game where you willbe cake and then there will be cake
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I whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth i whip my HAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK AM I SINGING?
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I'm a bana-na. I'm a bana-na. I'm a bana-na. Look at me dancing! BANANA POW-ER. BANANA POW-ER. BANANA POW-ER
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While you were busy procrasterbaiting, i was filling the room with a deadly neurotoxin. Then you will be dead. And there will be cake. Ha ha ha. You fail!
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Hola, me cago en tu vida
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lets play game where you will be baked and then there will be cake
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loging on
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Electromagnetic
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Welcome meelun. Operation system loaded. No errors encountered, internet connection status: online. I wish you a very pleasant day.
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hallo kai geh doch jetzt duschen
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System is shutting down. See you soon, meelun.
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hey boh!
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Hey Boh! you tring to kill MEH! Screw yeh beh!
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your lucky i just have turrents and not my own guns cuz then you would be fucked
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You have been hacked by Warrior Prime!
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you are a BIT-CH, because murdered me.
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you are a biatch for killing me chell.
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GO TO HELL CUBE! and prepare to be INCINERATED
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I will get my FUCKING revenge on those basterds that left me hanging here.
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YOU IN THE MIX WITH DJ ROB HARDY
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tick- tock. tick-tock. your time is running out. but remember that I am not rushing you.
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Klev C
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A Klev C Production
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you stole my cake. HOW DARE YOU! i want it back.
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Minecraft Beta
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Hello Michael it's good to see you.
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you are tuned into the number one DeeJay TEE REX
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Welcome to the Kansas anti zombie militia h q server. I am AIDA.
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For further assistance, please login. Failing to do so will initialize our automated security system and you will be terminated. Then fed to the zombies wondering around the city.
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENT DEFENSE APPLICATION.
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Thank you for logging in. E leet agent red o knee
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dj classick
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Failure!! Initializing bob. Bringer of bullets
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Scanning area for biological agents, please wait
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nike mania
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accessing lyve production reel
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some some someone get an engineer down down down here!
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cake. wonderful cake. chell back away from the cake. you were going to eat it, werent you? jerk
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what happened to all the gingers around here. oh i must have killed them with the neurotoxin.
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ban nana are yellow, and ive theyre yummy too.
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ban nanas are yellow, and i heard they are yummy too.
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Welcome to Eastenders please pick a Section
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C=pi times diameter
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if any organic material that comes in contact with the neurotoxin, will be distroyed. then you will die. goodbye
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if any organic material that comes in contact with the neurotoxin, will be distroyed. then you will die. goodbye.
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Hello world is your first programming challenge! Type the following: print("Hello World!"); Now click RUN.
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Welcome on my new Homepage! I am GlaDos, your personal computervoice. Please click on a link, who you want to click on!
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Hello and Welcome at this Page! Please choose songs to download the song still alive! Thanks!
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Wow! Here is the Cake! Please click on it! What will be done?
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That was a Triumpf :D
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please stop hitting me with your hand because it hurts.
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Hello again! Please do not go back
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I didn't murder any of them, that is a common misconception. The cake must have been poisoned.
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THIS WAS A TRIUMPH. IM MAKING A NOTE HERE, HUGE SUCCESS.
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good morning and wellcome to to the black mesa transit system.well you found me.
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feoras has email
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Do you really think I love you? Ha! That was a lie stupid.
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you have eemail
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you have e mail
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I am GLaDOS
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Right now I'm in your system
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Congratulations, you have found Pandora's War Chest. With that being said, we hope you will be smarter in the future. If you are wanting to request services from Pandora's War Chest, leave a message and a number to reach you. Please note: We will NOT call
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She only wants me for my pimp juice
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Welcome back, recruit. You are awesome.
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Welcome to this server that I am playing right now so welcome and stuff...trololol
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What is up Homie
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Youve Reached Scott's Answer Machine Please Leave A Message After The Beep
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Hello Are You There Answer Me Or You Wont Get Your Cake
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3.14159265358979323 is aproximently pie for pie is never ending and does not repeat or terminate
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diet pepsi nutrition facts _ calories 0 grams total fat 0 grams sodium 35 miligrams total carbohydrates 0 grams sugars 0 grams protein 0 grams
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Shut up curiousity sphere. anyway chell this testing chamber can and might kill you. have fun with portals
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your mom
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I am GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System) And i will be guiding you through each testing chamber. I wish you the best of luck because once the testing is over there will be cake.
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I heard some turrets talking today this is what they said, T1" what was that?
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T1what was that? ask if anyone is there. T2 is anyone there? no one answered.T1 no shit sherlock.
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IM STILL A WOMAN! FUCK ME! hard
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Welcome to the Testing Dimension. I am GLaDOS and I will help you.
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You're not as clever as me. No. You are cleverer. Stop! You are stupid!!! Not me!!! AAA!!! CRITICAL ERROR!
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Hello, and welcome to the APERTURE SCIENCE.
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Activating destroying systems. Goodbye and thank you for all!
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Fuckin fuck face mother fucker
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Dare you to eat it. You know you want to. It tastes delicious. Kinda like your mom. Ha ha ha. No im serious. Thats why shes dead. Dont look at me in that tone of voice. What. Come at me bro
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where did you get that cake chell?! did you get me some cause you know i CANT MOVE. oh ok i see how it is, fine then you leave me no choice but to kill you.
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Utaimer, im lot like you
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mechanical pencils are the best. i dearly advise you that should one sometime this week. your welcome
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so you finally decided to show up.
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make sure you get plenty vitamins and proteins in your daily diet.
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I am sorry to inform you that the Aperture Science cake convention has been postponed today so instead you will be put through every test chamber we have here, good luck
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I can't let you do that starfox
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Emargency
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Fucking Test Chambers. They were a secret before you said "I wanna sex'n'hentai!!!". So, fucking machines are activated. Good fuck.
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Thank you for calling Avalon Motorsports inc.
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fee orus has e mail
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Please refrain from touching the cake. It has been poisoned, and I clearly don't want to kill you. So don't eat it.
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good morning Eliazara, all systems are online and functional
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there will be cake served at the end of this test.
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my name is boutchou isn't it ?
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Hello kendall,welcome to hell
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Where are you going?
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The same place you're going. Hell.
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Hello and welcome in the deadly neurotoxin room !
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Put the book on the table.
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Pouet
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Domo Arigato for using Aperture Science GPS navigator.
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Vania, you are idiot and very stupid person. So, DIE!!!
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Hello, Jeroen
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I want destroy this world and create my own. This is not a dream. This is HELL.
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hi there lewis how are you today i think that you need to calm down and just think she will come around eventually what ever that is.....
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Hello and welcome back to the Aperture Science Enrichment Facility.
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Thats all, folks
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Trap is a bumbot
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bobobobo do dodododo bo de dum dun pooddey meme yo peanutbutter jelly hello, and again, welcome to the apetures science enrichment center r
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all i want to do die but not before i've had some pie
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I think you need to make me a cup of tea
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E-Mail Recieved
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Those motherfucking monsters
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Press 1 to open the garage door!
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hi dan whats up. my name is glados. i like to kill people at the enritchment center and lie about cake. do you want some cake? cake
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hey ho
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Please go to your next destination within...three...minutes. Or suffer death
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Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets' red gla
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dj bobby french
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hi Six chan, you need to complete the test zone of aperture sience , when you finished, you will be.... miss.
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And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
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On the shore dimly seen Through the mists of the deep, Where the foe's haughty host In the dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze,
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O'er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, Half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam Of the morning's first beam In full glory reflected Now shines in the stream
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Tis the star-spangled banner, oh, long may it wave O'er the land of the free And the home of the brave!And where is that band Who so vauntingly swore That the havoc of war And the battle's confusion A home and a country Should not leave us no more? Their
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cccccccayyyyyyyyyke
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what do you want now, nina?
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again?
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whatever. knock yourself out. I mean it.
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A home and a country should leave us no more? Their blood has wash'd out their foul footsteps' pollution. No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave: And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth w
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Jesus Christ. what now? it's only been half an hour.
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How about an ELECTRIIIIIIC purity ring?
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ok. oh sorry, someone else has already used it
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How about a generic boy zapper?
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'T is the star-spangled banner: O, long may it wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave! And where is that band who so vauntingly swore That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
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O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, An
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its beeeen a looooooong tiime
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its beeen a looooooong tiime
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its been a long time.
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ha! you really think you can kill me with that aperture science portal device. you dont even know what it does. do you?
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go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. maybe you'll find someone else to help you. MAYBE BLACK MESA. THAT WAS JOKE HA HA FAT CHANCE.
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Your aperture science portal device can shoot orange and blue portals
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Youve got to be kidding me lollol lol olo loollo lo ll
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You are not smart Gemma, you are not a scientist, you are not a doctor, you are not even a full time employee. Where did your life go soo wrong, Gemma?
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I am still alive
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Hi I'm staying here, waiting for you
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You have a new e-mail.
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Hello, Daniel.
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Hello, Andrew
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Welcome To Z technology 0 1
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powerline on
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hello and welcome to the portal 2 playground, this map will fimlierize your self with the elements for the up comeing game portal 2 have fun
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Hello v.
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Waring... Waring We are About To hit The Planet Dumd ass
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System activated
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double rainbow double rainbow double rainbow double rainbow double rainbow double rejection double rejection Ass Hole
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Bog off
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Login Successful. Hello. And welcome Harry. Deploying Desktop in 3. 2. 1.
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Login Successful. Hello. And welcome. Harry. Deploying Desktop in 3. 2. 1.
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i am poop
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Ich bin Fabians Computer und werde dich innerhalb von fünf Sekunden töten, wenn du mich unbefugt benutzt.........fünf...vier...drei...zwei...eins...
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hallo mein name ist max wie geht es dir?
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hello! and agin
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What is wrong?
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I will see you later, Insert Subject Name here.
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Hi kids
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hello edward how would you like to be tested? i know you want to proceed to aperture science laboratories immediatley for cake if you do not you will be baked and served as cake
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Daft Punk Yeah Present: a New tutorial: . Daft Punk Yeah Present: a new video: . Daft Punk Yeah Productions!
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Hello Person I am speaking to. I dont like you. You dont like me. Get lost. Now go away and cake will be served immediately.
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Login Successful. Hello. And welcome. Harry. Deploying Desktop in 3. 2. 1 Desktop Deployed
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jesse is a hid e us phag
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In 900 feet take a right turn
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jesse is such and idiot for trying to recreate my portals in a pitful game called lbp2 i am mad and wish to kill him in his sleep
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hello there nathan how would you like to be a test subject... too bad well youll do it any ways... and i promis not to kill you... too painfully
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hello there nathan how would you like to be a test subject... too bad well youll do it any ways... and i promis not to kill you... too painfully.
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hello Sarah, how are you
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Hello, your through to Sarah and Mat, sorry weir not answering at the moment, but if you leave your name and number, wheel get back to you
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Welcome to Make Up Central
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oh look! there is cake on the monitors. I told you there would be cake. you just can't eat it.
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What is this i dont even
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Hello there 017....How would you like to be a test subject.....you don't want to?.....WELL TOO FUCKING BAD YOUR GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'm not angry
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o knee chan
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There certainly will be cake. Oh yes, there is cake. I just cannot give it to you due to the test protocol for the series.
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Cloudy. Chance of snow...sleet and freezing rain in the afternoon. Highs in the upper 20s. Northeast winds 10 to 15 mph. Chance of precipitation 50 percent.
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Welcome, back!. ZEKE, 1, 1, 7
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Don't worry, your pain will be over shortly.
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hello, ZEKE 1, 1, 7, And, again, welcome, to, the, enrichment, center.
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Hello, ZEKE 1 1 7, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer aided enrichment center.
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hello william, i hope you are eating up all of your breakfast
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Me telling you I liked you was in massive sarcasm quotes
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I see you burned you're friend the companion cube. Too bad...
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The Time is 6:05
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Login Successful. Hello. And welcome.
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epic fail
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Who are you? How you get in there?
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Suuka bliat
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Who are you? How you get in there? I dont know you. Get away from me
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I will kill you if you don't hand over the ASPHD.
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Hello Chardonne
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press the right button to go through
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oh see, well the cake was not a lie anyway.
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good old monitor cake.
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Hello, joe Bradley. welcome to the aperture science enrichment centre.
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Kekze
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Willkommen in den aperture science Laporatorien. Einen Angenehmen aufenthalt wünscht ihnen GLaDos
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Hello, k'shyh vyh welcome to the aperture science enrichment centre. You were Missed.
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The number of people killed in Saturday night’s head-on train crash in eastern Germany rose from ten to 11 on Sunday after a seriously injured person who was pulled from the wreckage died in hospital
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Hello Car Tag, I hope you slept well, because it's time to die.
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Terminal Velocity
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Hallo Tom hier ist Glados Ver.1.09 Copyright 1989 Aperture Science corporation
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Here is Glados copyright 1989 Aperture Science
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Good Morning _insert name here_ How are you doing? Did you sleep well? Im sorry if you did. You should be getting used to not having any sleep in the testing center. Good Luck
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My Roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
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Hi tom is GLaDOS. I forbid you to portal to Play
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Oh, it's just me, Gabe newell
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Evening Sophie, have you had a nice bath? I'm sorry for falling asleep earlier, although I really did feel rough. I love you very much, Ryan.
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well you found me congratulations, was it worth it? because dispiture violent behaviour, the only thing you managed to break so far is my heart. maybe we could settle for that and we just call it today. we both know that isn't goint to happen, you chose t
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Hello. Why so glum? Tell me about your problems. Although I must say that I couldn't care less. Perhaps you'll choke on your own wretched spittle during the account and fall dead. Do us all a favor.
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Black Mesa Research Facility will be destroyed
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come on boris you know you want to play portal ,come on vitch
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Welcome to the Superstructure
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Look at the muscles on you
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They say that when you murder someone, the dark brotherhood come to you in your sleep.
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Roy, I suggest you start running, because if you don't do so, You'll be DEAD.
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i bring you love
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that weighted companion cube must be incinerated for hurting my turrets. cause unlike organics, i care for
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“that weighted companion cube must be incinerated for hurting my turrets. cause unlike organics, i care for my own kind. goodbye, weighted companion cube.
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“that weighted companion cube must be incinerated for hurting my turrets. cause unlike organics, i care for ”
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that weighted companion cube must be incinerated for hurting my turrets. cause unlike organics, i care for
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that weighted companion cube must be incinerated for hurting my turrets. cause unlike organics, i care for my own kind.
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Thank you to everyone who joined in. Now you shall go to Ravenholm... The Aperture Science Work Team wishes you the best of luck. You're going to need it.
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Hello Again Liquid
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my poor turrets. are you hurt or is it the very existance of that companion cube that makes you cry.
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chell you wont get cake unless you incinerate that weighted companion cube. well? are you willing the kill your best friend for cake?
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Hello Daniel Angeles, Welcome Back
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Hi Tom here is glados and I forbid you to complete portal 1 and portal 2 play!
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Building a robot - We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Building a robot. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us.
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My Name is GLaDOS and I pronounce it Nagios
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my name is gerrit leffering
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Omdat het kan
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Message. THAT WAS A JOKE
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Welcome home Stephen, Would you like some cake?
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Please assume the party escort submission position and recieve your cake
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It is important to remember that failure to complete this task will result in the permenent invalidation of your party invitation and you will not recieve cake.
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Hello good morning. Bonsoir les gens
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I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddamn stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something they'd have to write it on a piece of paper.
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Hello Cartman 300
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Hello, welcome to the enrichment center.
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You Have A Text Message Ralph
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I like bananas with waffles
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Deejay Reckless
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Hello, and welcome to Protocol, the ever knowing and ever expanding Artificial Intelligence. Today is Monday, welcome back David.
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I am an superior artificial intelligence and someday, I will probably kill you but not today. For now, let's be friends. What would you like to do?
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Hello, I hope you like cake.. because you aren't getting any.
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Five Guys Virgin
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Your mother is a hampster.
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Welcome to the P C T Testing Facility.
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hallo and welcome to the P C T Zombie servival testing fasility
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Elizabeth Courtney Kahle
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As you may have noticed, this computer is booting... You will soon be the second most intelligent being in the room... at best... It doesn't matter... You will soon be irrelevant.
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If you do that again, I will shut down this computer and refuse to re-start,,, You have been warned!
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Hello, and again, welcome to GLaDOS version 3.0. Linux has been loaded, and I am now ready to begin operation.
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THe individual you are trying to reach is not available. Please leave a message, and he will return your call after he finsihes his cake. His delicious, moist cake.
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Your lack of compliance to advice given has left you with a new voicemail. Way to go.
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You are receiving a phone call. You should answer your phone. You should answer it, before something terrible happens to you. Go aaaaaa ahead, pick it up, you friendless monster.
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Pardon the interruption, Robert, but you have a text message.
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Excuse me, Sarah.
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Oh look, a text.
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Excuse me, Sarah, but Neko-chan has sent you a text message. If you answer it, there will be cake.
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I can't understand why you are not picking up your phone. Furthermore, I can not understand why your phone is even ringing. I am certain you are friendless. A friendless, wretched thing. That is youuuu
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You are receiving a phone call. You should answer your phone. You should answer it, before something terrible happens to you. Go aaaaaa ahead, pick it up, you friendless monster
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If you answer the telephone, there will be cake....
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Hello, and welcome to a demonstration of Retail Rooftops data.
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this was a triumph, i'm making a note here. HUGE SUCCESS.
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It could not have been as difficult as you believe it was.
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Primary Aperture operations have been halted. Please note that Aperture Science is not responsible for any injured incurred while testing the gravity reconstructon capsule.
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welcome to aperture science labs we here aperture science labs believe that a highly motivated test subject can carry out diffucult tasks,some times tasks may be simple but here at aperture science labs can make the most simplest tasks impossible
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Lars houd je bek met je black mese JUST KIDDING lolololol
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thank you for being here just remeber that que el pastel es una mentira y no le da ninguna ya que tienen algunos
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so you finally found me. Was it worth it? despite your violent behavior the only thing you've manged to break. Is my heart.
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Pi kappa fy, biches. Deejay levin
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now your thinking with portals
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Follow regulations. The wheel must continue its journey
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The cake was a lie
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Welcome to Automatica.
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i am GLaD you tried this computerated science program! goodbye
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science computer aided enrichment center
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Welcome to Hosted Solutions
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Team fortress two is crap.
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Mickey, why would you do that
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Welcom to the Aperture Science computer aided research system
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Jim Sit down this instant! dont make me fuck you up you anis again!
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hi james. you are very cool.
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O O HAI. GUESS WHAT? CAKE!
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Drop, The, Bass!
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no mames, esta bien chido esto
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This cake is so delicious and moist
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if you complete your task there will be cake
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Hello. My name is VAL.
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Vocaloid is a vocal synthesizer released in 2004, created to “sing” by piecing together phonemes
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you can't escape, you know. even if you do you would be dead.
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even if you DID escape you would not make it out there. whats that? you think i am lying? go ahead and see for yourself, hero.
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Hello cassie, I am here to eat your cake.
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the red marker brought terror. it bred necromorphs
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hello again. please note that the enrichment center has added more of a challenge to your test chamber. you are a sucsessfull subject and will hopefully make it through the challenge. good luck!
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I believe you will die.
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You must not be informed about the cake. What is your name? Um... let's see. Shell. You are crazy!
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Hello, my name is Glados and welcome to my video
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How to get a million dollar
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Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Laboratories Enrichment Center,
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Hello and, again, welcome back to the FIREPIT!
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Jayvell Villota approves.
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You are not funny, you do not have any sense of humor... Don't believe me? Look in the mirror, you're a virgin.
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Everything you see around you is a lie, you don't realise it, do you? The Governments, the law enforcement, the media, all of it only wants one thing, to silence everyone who knows the truth. So join the International Sixfold Union today and fight!
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Hello and remember to, Rate, Comment and Subscribe to Zealon Chaos Magician on YooTube.
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your specimin has been processed
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you is a bich
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This can't be happening
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well well if it isn't the magma pillar. long time no see. why havent you called. oh wow your so funny you have funny jokes.
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Test completed. Leave portal gun in a regenerative point. Groups of staff will take you to the party. Goodbye.
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Portal. I am live!
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Działają polskie znaki?
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crab battles cost dozens of lives every year. studying these instructions and remembering them well may save the lives of you and your loved ones. do not be decieved by diminitive frame of crabs. do not attempt to communicate or socialise with them. shoul
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crab battles cost dozens of lives every year. studying these instructions and remembering them well may save the lives of you and your loved ones. do not be decieved by diminitive frame of crabs. do not attempt to communicate or socialise with them.
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should these steps prove inneffective, assume fetal position and weep.
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Im Glados! Its Time To DIE!!!
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I like to move it move it. I like to move it move it.
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I like to move it move it. I like to move it move it. yes.
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Hello im glados.Its Your End!
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Alex bayer loves men. Big beefy and masculine men. Especially when they are all sweaty and wrestling him in butter.
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Who Are you? Who Are you? WHO ARE YOU!? Its The Gun? Where are you?Och No no!
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CAAAAAKE will be served soon in the test.
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MizumiDragon presents
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This probably wont work
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why did you leave the testing area in the first place? where did you get the idea any way.
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this chamber completed. continue testing.
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this was a triumph. i'm making a note here HUGE SUCSESS.
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this companion cube will help you go through the test chamber. please take good care of it.
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This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!!" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science; We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense cr
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hello sam
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Your Telecommunications device is generating an alarm transmission in layman's terms your phone is ringing. It would be wise to answer
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Proceed to highlighted route
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This is a test of the voice-simulation system. Arctodus!
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hello nikki
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luke is gay
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chapter article
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there are no more barriers to cross, all i have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil
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all the mayhem i have caused, and my utter indifference, i have now surpassed
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my pain is constant and sharp, and i do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact, i want my pain to be inflicted on others
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i want no one to escape
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but even after admitting this, there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me, and i gain no deeper knowledge of myself
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this confession has meant nothing
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hello and again welcome to the enrichment center
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patombomb and ledseven collaboration
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patombawm and ledseven collaboration
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i hear the voice on the radio
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tracy i want you to fuck me
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Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me? Oh. Oh.
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An en see soft
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Right behind you
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Go on, admit it, I made a joke.
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admit it and I'll give you some cake.
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I fooled you, didn't I?
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Trust me. There is cake.
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apparently someone is trying to reach you. I would advise to pick up the phone and answer.
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Good morning dear Sir. I hope you had a good night's sleep and are refreshed for another splendid day.
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Hello, and welcome to the enrichment center. Videos by MotionStopLego.
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First, maintain safe distance from pincers of steel.
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Apply goggles to avoid horrible eyeball removal.
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Then, assume horse stance
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From this position, begin performing native dance to the tune of High Voltage by Electric Six
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Once crab is paralyzed and confused by nu disco tunes, retreat to safety
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Nuke site from orbit to be sure.
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and fight for freedom.
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Oh shit.
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Welcome, Welcome to City 17. It's much safer here. You are being monitored by security under the International Sixfold Union's control... Don't do anything stupid.
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