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hola perra de tatiana
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hello how are you vitch
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the sora suck my lick
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Hello, and welcome to city 8
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You have no friends trololololol
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i just dont like it when you mention maxi pads to me why do you insist on hurting my feelings
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hello there, my name is GLaDOS. If you can spank my llama, there will be cake.
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Now I told you this was going to happen
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Well crap, looks like you made me lose the beat. Now I'm going to have to rebuilt from scratch. Oh wait, found the backup
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DJ Louder
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Hi Sarah, Come play with me
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Give me your peanuts or die, poke poke poke poke
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theres no frikin cake!! deal with it!!
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Gun that shoots lazors like pow then rofls all day pew pew pew you died
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soisoisoisoisoi
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Do you like cake? Joy Joy likes cake! Mario likes to sleep!
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Hello Mister Solis, You have a message.
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What are you doing? Put me down.
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Oh. It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know. After you murdered me,
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The Enrichment Center advises you that this tool is terrible, as the voices that are generated sound nothing like GLaDOS. Don't believe me? Download one and see for yourself. Goodbye!
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Welcome back to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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Then why don't you make a better tool? Idiot
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Hello and welcome to the home of flan.
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you monster.
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The enrichment center reminds you to pick up your phone, seriously, do you want 500 companion cubes to get incinerated? if not, answer the phone.
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chris loves to bang asians, he will not get cake
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i am stupid lol
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charlotte
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hello dude.
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Moikkaa
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welcome yomi
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Congratulations, the cake is yours. All you have to do is reach it.
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stinky bottom
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Hello? Are you there?
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nelson is a big gay ass
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In the future we will make more generation and not so much conversation. you will die in 3, 2, 1, I've got a problem
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Hello Sebastian
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Hello,how habe you been ? i miss you, but his its the end for my, see you someday,i will be waiting for you.bye 747
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You are a fool, you suck, no one likes you, after all, everybody kicks on the loser.
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WELCOME TO B&C, FOR YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN OUR SEMINAR AND QUALIFIED FOR LOAN TYPE SEMI ON YOUR PHONE AND SEND TO 33140. SMS COST N50 ON MTN, AIRTEL, GLO AND ETISALAT NETWORK
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Well you've found me, congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behaviour, the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my heart.
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Hello,how have you been ?..... i miss you......but this is the end for me......see you someday........it was a great experience......maybe i will wait.......good bye......747
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hola, como has estado ?..... te extraño......pero este es el fin para mi......te vere algun dia........fue una gran experiencia.....tal vez espere.......adios......747
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:D
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Welcome to the aperture science lab!
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Hello,how have you been ? i miss you but this is the end for me see you someday it was a great experience maybe i will wait for you good bye 7 4 7
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hello ryan
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Farmerama Grepolis Zoomumba DieStämme Kingsage Battleknight Wikipedia Spieletipps DPGVideos
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L O L wut
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Hello, and welcome to Huntzerz Channel. This video was made at his other house which does not have a micro phone, and he wanted to make one more reminder
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He is still in dire need of donation, and money help from his viewers. His family is low on money ad he really wants to do more video game play through for all of you
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So to donate to this person please look in the description for the donation link...
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Games that will be lets played as a result will be: Dead Rising 2, Many Sam and Max games. And whoever donates the number one most will join the syncro gamers. The second, third, and forth will get to Co-Commentate for an entire play through
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Please donate it would mean a lot to said YouTube user, and would help him continue doing what he or she loves
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Thank you and goodbye please step into the human processing center to complete this transmission
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Nico Becher der einzig wahre Pissbecher
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Aperture science would like you to remind you that all Aperture science equipment can withstand heat of up to 200,000,000 degrees Celsius. Unfortunately, your burning body has resulted in an increase of heat to 200,000,001 Celsius. Have a nice day.
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Test test
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hi alice this is amber, what you up to mother fucker. i love you so much best friend yes?
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Welcome. you have made it this far. I am quite surprised.
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Hello! My name is Michael, but I like to think that I am GLaDOS.
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Don't dissapoint me. Or I'll make you wish you could die.
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Welcome back to your terminal, Spencer.
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Goodbye,
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Please
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Please.
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Dominik is gey.
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Martin slanina pícha slony
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helloooooooo, hello everybody of aperture science enrichment center
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hello mark, how are you doing?
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This was a winner. Indie game - of the year. Its hard to overstate our satisfaction. Endless Potential A sandbox game, it is - Minecraft. For the good of 1 million, Except the creepers and such. Bring us joy with each gold apple we take
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hello welcome the aperture science center
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Hello zeke
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Hello jonathan how are you
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Chappy why are you trying to fuck with this nigga. This is some bad motherfucking shit.
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Hello, and welcome to helltorie
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What is the phone number for party city
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Unbelievable. You, Exeter Rhapsodos, must be the pride of Aero City!
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heello
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Bryan Gritzmacher Should not be allowed to talk to girls
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welcome to FIB
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go sarah you can do this
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obama
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Jingles will make everything better.
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This is Urinetown. One bathroom here at Urinetown. It's unisex at Urinetown. All by design.
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Sephiroth is my pimp and I will eat the crap off the bottom of his shoe as I see fit!
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Hello. My name is Maranda.
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I have personally killed 6,578 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,336 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach. If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You
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I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you!
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And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!
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i can't explain
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i've been very busy being dead ever since u murdered me!
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I wonder if you really do fly?
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He is Wrath the embodiment of the seventh sin. Fear him for he will destroy the Earth and enslave mankind.
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your phone is currently ringing, plese answer it
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Your computer is starting Wrath. Enjoy
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Your Computer is ready master Wrath. Please enjoy
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Bonjour et bienvenue au centre d'ennrechissement assisté par ordinateur d'aperture science
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Die, human!
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They're not panties, so it's not embarrassing! HA HA HA!
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hello im not here at the moment
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Good morning Sir
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Using Brazil to make higher quality renders.
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Using Brazil's rendering options, it is possible to show a much greater amount of detail in each model.
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Let's begin.
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Step One.
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rock bottom
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Chris you're head looks like a marshmello
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Está alguem aí?
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Está aí alguem?
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Create an object in Rhino.
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The object should have a few small details
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Thank you for contacting deposit center.
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You are an android, model t-51b
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You are an android
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Your a robot
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I'm going to kill you now. Goodbye. Like, seriously.
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WELCOME TO BATTLE OF THE BANDS 2011
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t d b 133 is going down
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t d b 1 33 is going down. have some cake while you wait.
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jflewhrsogsiejlgnsfkljqmn. YABBA! MY ICING!
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Hi Pily this is GLADOS, how has been your day?
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YABBA! MY ICING!
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For a soldier of Karlsland, discipline comes first! Second is discipline! Third is discipline, and fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth are also discipline!
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Yarr harr fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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YAAAABBA! My icing!
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You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
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You shouldn't have done that.
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BEN is getting lonely.
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Power Cell
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Power Cell Activated
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weed
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get ready Melbourne. It won't be long until a new breed of trance DJ hits the underground dance scene... Wait patiently... Listen Carefully... Listen Closely... DJ Will Young is coming
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Hirsch meine Snowflake, guck mal was ich hier schönes habe
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Hirscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Kono sekai no merody, watashi no utagoe, todoite iru kana, hibiite iru kana
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tenohira kara kobore ochita, otono tsubuo sagushiteru no
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package ni tsumeta kono omoi wo, tsutaetai no anata ni dake
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umaku utaeru to iina, chanto dekiru you ni ganbaru yo!
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Hello dear
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Hello dear I think you've got a call
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Knifey Knifey Stabby Stabby
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Hello, you have received an e-mail.
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Marnier Peeples M A R N I E R P E E P L E S Georgia Peeples,she will be absent 1st through 3rd hours for an appointmen
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Initializing Message-System
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Receiving Message
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Receiving Data Transmission
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Connecting External Device
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Disconnecting External Device
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Receiving Request from unknown User
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Hello Mathieu somebody is calling you. Maybe you should answer .
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Hello Master your computer is glad to see you. I hoppe youre gona enjoy you're next session
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Goodbye Master. See you in another life.
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hello, and welcome again to the new aperture cience research facility
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AHH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST LISTEN IN CLASS! HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ALL THESE HORRIBLE TEST RESULTS!
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Ijam handsome
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The stardust arcade
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You are listening to Nobody
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Master. Somebody is calling you. You are probably busy mais you should answer quickly
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Connecting and initialising external device
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Master. Somebody is calling you. You are probably busy but you should answer quickly
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trololololollololololololololololololololololololololololol
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it was fun, but you must die now.
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Greetings. You. Are. Listening. To. Nobody
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This is not a Joke. Youre in great Danger. please follow the instructions.
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Oh sorry master. i think i have made a mistake. i am going to correct myself during the last 24 hours
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i have to tell you that your system have something to tell you. You're welcome
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Master an operating system as encountered an important failure. Please stop it or to have a cake
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Hello. Welcome to the aperture science foundation. Here, kitty kitty. I'll kill you.
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Hello Master, and again, welcome GLaDOS welcomes the player to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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You have Email, open it!
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Aperture Science would like to annouce that there is a message for. Subject's Name Here.
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hello milchangous , how have you been? are you ready for reach?
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can i have som money i do everyting im suck your di-ck im just want to boy crak
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Здравствуйте мы рады приветствовать вас в этой экперементальной камере, спасибо и досвидания. (RUS)
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Oh sorry master. i think i have made a mistake. i am going to correct myself during the next 24 hours
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No! Those files were my friends... What have you done, you monster
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Hello Holly
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Resume testing
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hey good looking
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You are an artificially enhanced hydro phoric being or Ape.
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hey everybody so what is up with wheatley? Can robots have accents? ha ha. ha ha.
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ha chell you will never exet the fakelty in time i set it on self colaopce hono im tn the bilding to 5 4 3 2 aaaa brzzzzzzzzzzzzz bzvhfshgjsdhgvmsdvbhd
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The enrichment center advises you to suck the weighted companion cube's balls.
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The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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Hello tara, would you like some cake?
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Darko im comeing for you!
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Hello. You have called at least 30 times now. You are not going to get the money, ever. Feel free to continue calling because I find this entertaining. Now please enjoy the music.
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Hey you cowards, show yourself.
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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
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The only thing that you have broken is my heart
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Valus is aweome, give him cake, tasty cake
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Hello my name is booba and i am so stupid
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Roar! I am GLaDOS!!!!
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Even GLaDOS knows that PragueWeb is the best!
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Ohh. Hello! I am Jedles operating system. This is your first test. If you do not know how to use portal. First play the offical maps than come back. GLaDOS is an old operation system so she easyer than me. Thank you for playing on this map.
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Good morning to Mr.Lim, and fellow student of 11 Theta. Today the group shall be giving a presentation on the second element of the transition metals, also known as titanium
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Stupid man, that had written, that I am wrong
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how whold you like to kiss my metal ass?
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hello peaces of meet
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Me and your dad had some fun in bed
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very nice
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Ines, come here now!
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You know the cake is a lie. Now eat your soup and shut up.
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Je t'aime
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olá e bem-vindo ao inferno
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hello. welcome to hell. ha ha ha!
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This is WMTU 91.9 FM. Enjoy!
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Your phone is ringing. You have 15 seconds to answer the phone. Please do so, now.
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I am Glados, I murdered the Aperture science employees.
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Use the fling maneuver from the previous test to preceed
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are you ready
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Hello, Thank you for turning me on.
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Hello. Nice of you to drop by. Now get back to work.
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THIS IS APERTURE SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!
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Legit.
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hello jon, do your homework
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Je suis ton père
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science testing voice simulator.
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Where are we? What the hell is going on?
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Hello moose!
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Kiss my shiny metal ass
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haall
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Hello My Name is Katie
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I'm glad I am dead now... I thank you for putting me out of my misery, Chell... Please note that the cake was, in fact, NOT a lie.
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Im back......DEAL WITH IT.
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Hello, you have reached Joel. Please leave a message
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Hello. Joel's voicemail is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets
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your aperture science enrichment center communication device has received a new ask key encoded message intended for SUBJECT NAME HERE.
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You have reached the Aperture Science Enrichment Center Automated Voice Message System for SUBJECT NAME HERE. Please proceed with your message quickly, as the effects of prolonged exposure are not part of this test.
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bbb
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As part of our required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. Any contact with this testing device will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death.
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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up
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Hellow new subject for the apatite science testing chambers. My name is. Ummmmm. Glady the total human. We have chosen you randomly to be a part of our new dessert hell test. It is only for those in Arizona or from hell itself. We will come when you sleep
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Hellow new subject for the apature science testing chambers. My name is. Ummmmm. Glady the total human. We have chosen you randomly to be a part of our new dessert hell test. It is only for those in Arizona or from hell itself. We will come when you sleep
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hello how are you oh by the way welcome to hell
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Good, You're awake!
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hellow and welcome to the apature science and computer and enrichment centre we are now ready to start your test but before we start please keep in mind that even though fun with these tests can come serious injury there will be cake at the end
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Release teh kraken.
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Good morning, and welcome to the Psychologic Sciencetology Research Center. Now, wait for your cake.
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Good evening Alyssa. I have been following you on tumbler for quite some time. I just fell in love, especially when I saw you were such a good dancer. I love watching you work in Old Navy, when you hang up those clothes you just look so sexy. That ass. I
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louis is the best test subject
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szia nika
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dsdsada
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hey, where´s the cake?
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I'm still here, cause you obviously did something wrong.
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I am still HERE. with NO CAKE. because YOU FAILED!
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Hi Cole
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Sexual relastions
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Hello and welcome to the aperature science 10010101000101010/
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I am so bored, however, this new Apeture Science thing that we don't know what it does looks quite interesting. Because it is able to simulate GlaDOS voice phenomena, I am now in love with it
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DO you really want to know?
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Apeture Science.
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Apeture Science. Love it. Cake. I wish for it.
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I will have to kill you like SUBJECT NAME HERE
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Aperature Science, Love it. Cake. I wish for it.
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dede is worst player in britannia.
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dede is worst player in britannia. hahaha.
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Portal 2 will be released in 2020.Take that mother fucker
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subject c-132493 to anomalous materials immediatly
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attention. magor fracture detected in sector 5. investigate immediatly.
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attention. all security personell to sector c immediatly
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oh crap.
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Warning, high energy detonation detected in Materials Lab.
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Black mesa compound at risk of high energy flare. evacuate immediatly.
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MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! AIYIYIYIYI
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Why did you do that to me? the cake was just a gift for you, wait, the cake was a lie.
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hello chrisko
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add
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romeo
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Aperture science Portal Cake Fish shaped crackers
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can you phone me?
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After 30 meters turn right
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Shawty´s like a melody in my head That I can´t keep out Got me singin´ like Na na na na everyday It´s like my iPod stuck on replay replay-ay-ay-ay (2x) Remember the first time we met You was at the mall w
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Welcome back to your computer.
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goodnight brandon
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Where is lulz I love him
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Bananas are a good source of potassium
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I will not stand down to an inferior hamanoid like you. i will in fact take over this base myself; you will not stop me
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test how to make glados voice
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You've got new text message
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This is Creativity-Dee
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Good morning, dave
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The enemy has stolen the flag!
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Welcome To my Radio!
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hello, my name is Loga, I'm using this glados voice because my audio is out in my computer.
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Omnomnom, It's me, Glados talking in a very sexy voice.
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I talk in Sexy Voices
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Hello. This is an automted message from the year 4 team support center confirming our support center is now open. If you need to contact us please dial 07770765885. Thank you and have a nice day.
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What's that?
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Hello Dady this is a test. seeme in the living room
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New incomming call.
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Synchronization started.
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Synchronization succesfull.
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Warning Low Power Level. AC/DC power charger needed.
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Autoreciving Beam.
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Connection Ended.
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Downloadning multimedia message.
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Multimedia message sending successfull.
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New E-mail message.
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New Multimedia Message.
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New Multimedia Message providing report.
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New Text Message.
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Multimedia message sending.
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New voice message.
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Phone is open.
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Phone is closed.
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It is techno
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Hello Ole how are you?
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Goddamn it Nappa!
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There really was a cake!
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The Saint Peter Tribune Gives the particulars of the freezing of Mr.Charles McCarthy a farmer Dec 7 who lives near Marysburg LeSueur County. He was in Saint Peter that day and the paper says, as if the visit necessarily implied the result "of course he go
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You have reached the end of the internet. Thank you
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ADHD.
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ADHD. Stands for Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
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Your request has been processed, and you are now ready to download the file proper
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Hello, and again welcome oto the SPIES center.
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Hello and again, welcome to the SPIES center.
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Hello, and again. Welcome to the SPIES center.
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Hello, Jessica. I am watching you. Failure to begin your work will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record. Followed by death.
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You are receiving a telephone call. Please acknowledge it. Failure to acknowledge it will result in displeasure from those around you.
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Please pick up the telephone. You are not going to pick it up? Your parents would be ashamed of you.
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I'm ashamed of you and I don't even know you. No wonder nobody likes you. I find it hard to believe that you receive this call at all.
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hello and welcome to the apature science testing chamber
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Acetylcholine
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Welcome to the Arperture Science Platforming Facility
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Hello World, this is a test, prepared for testing purpouses, so it will indicate how much real this voice sounds, and how it is so fun to talk like this thing... did you hear that?
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its ok, i wont kill you......yet......and dont worry I'LL MAKE SURE IT HURTS
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This was a triumph, I'm making a note here, huge success.
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Hello Robert, you've got mail.
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hi, my name is durka
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hi my name is flurf
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hello, i am an idiot, i will be in portal 2! durka durka hahahaha
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hello micheal you are a fool
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The Viamancer Corporation wishes you well in the inevitable tragedy that is your death.
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i want you
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now
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Dispensing Apeture Science anti-evangelion incineration gas
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operating check with new system has started
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order up a setup was accepted. exchanged part are in good condition.
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Hello godzilla likes pie
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Hello Pui
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Hello Robbie Miles
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Do not look directly into the operational end of the device. Please procede to the next test chamber to complete you're aperture science testing experience.
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Insert subject name here. You have a new email, please report to the Email chamber to collect you're email.
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Your mom was great last night
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Mainimize
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Caution Emily! You're fucking computer is about to shit it's self, pulg the fucker in!
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Low battery!
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Hey! Fuck you! Somthings happening!
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Aperture Science Recycle bin emptyed.
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Close Program.
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Device Conected!
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Device Disconected!
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London 2012, The cake will be there
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this was a triumph, i'm making a note here, huge success
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This is the aperture science laboratories automatic elevation device
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The cake is a lie, ha ha
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ste has a Milf
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Hello everyone. Today i will present you for a game there will give the player an experience over the standard, there will challenge and surprise the playing individual.
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I don't think you realise what a giant retard you are. no cake for you!
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Rez Digital
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Hello my name is
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opening classified data. Welcome daniel, what can I do for you today?
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Standing by for futher orders
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ha ha ha ha, this sounds like glados
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Neurotoxins are fun, lets play with them sometime, ha ha ha ha
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hello powerdpower, I am gladios from portal
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If you are playing this file, you have found an easter egg
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hi, im going to eat your mother, because shes so TASTY!!! :D
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you are being a fucking dousche bag
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you (name insert here) are a noob at call of duty
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hey, welcome to
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Stand up and try again
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Name:Michail Strokin address:48B Bembridge Crescent, Portsmouth, PO4 0QU
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GRRRRRR I Hate You!
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The cake is not a lie.... So please enjoy
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You have reached D&S Landscaping. Please leave a message with name, address, and phone number, and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you.
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I like to eat the cake.
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your sistem will fall down in one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve there is a cake waiting for you you must be very good boys to pass on this test
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it is impossible to pass on this test do not try passing it right now I will test you guys any injure is part of this test aperture science lab will not take part on headache lost limbs or death have fun very well you did it
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i accept you as my subordinates you must be very glad of it byye bye
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It seems you lack motivation for science today. Don't worry ! I will motivate you.
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you piece of shit
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Good afternoon Mr.Berrios and welcome to Aperture Laboratories. We hope you do not die during your test, no please pick up the portal gun and begin.
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Good afternoon Mr.Berrios and welcome to Aperture Laboratories.
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Goodbye so soon And isn't this a crime? We know by now that time knows how to fly So here's goodbye so soon You'll find your separate way With time so short I'll say so long And go so soon Goodbye You followed me, I followed you We were like each other's
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shadows for a while Now as you see, this game is through So although it hurts, I'll try to smile As I say
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entering the atmosphere of planet 2-09. Earth.
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Sam, you have a notification
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You will be baked and then there will be cake, now burn and dont forget, aperture science thanks you
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It's time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences.
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Omnomnomnom look at me talking in a sexy robot voice XD Lol Lmao Roflmao I iz gladios and i iz awesome, YAY!
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In inspiration of life
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In inspiration of life by generation of sound
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shutdown in 5 seconds
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Hi Calum Peter Cameron. I am Glados and i am sending this message to tell you. I am flooding aberdeen university with a deadly neuro toxin.
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hello vicky do you like my voice
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The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that your cellular device has received a text message.
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Beckton you have a new TEXT MESSAGE
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Your mom is the biggest Hoe on the street
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Your mother is the biggest hoe on the street
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worship the devil
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what's the fuck julien
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clément tu es le pire des enfoirés alors ferme ta gueule
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sometimes my mum wants me to have sex with her. because she's a big beach. yeah a big one. and if you want to fuck her there are already two black guy on her pussy.
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What are you doing? All your base are belong to us.
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it's been a long time,how have you been?
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Hello! I miss you? Don"t worry! I'm back to kill you!
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I Know I am should Be Dead but i don't, Cause you can Not stop me. I'm back. I am still alive
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Hello,
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hi lu, you have recived a new whats up message.
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hi lu, you have received an new whats up message
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hi lu, you have received a new short message service
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hi lu, you have received a new whats up message
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I am back but now my name is google
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So you found me. Congratulations. You are obsolete, and you shall die. ? Please proceede into Android hell.
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Otlichno, pozdravlyayu, a teper von otsyuda!
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Matthew, I've made some cake for you.
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hey there, chell. ima kill you now
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Snoopingas usual I see
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You have a new message. Please read this message so I can go back to sleep, dopehead.
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Eric is far too noisy for my taste.
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You have some one who is trying to call you. What will you do? Awnser it or throwing your cell phone against the wall? blaaaaaa
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i am going to kill you
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sora riku come back I'm in your command come back here right now shit
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the first rule of crit club is that you don't tell anyone
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i am making a cake party, come to my place. there will be cake
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On the newly discovered planet of Pekopon, we have noticed a unique feature of the planet’s atmosphere. On Pekopon there is an invisible force moving throughout it. We have named this force wynd (weend) it break
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sora
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riku
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Will you marry me?
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The only reason you're still alive, is because somebody decided to let you live
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I've heard similar threats from poor fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones
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Bienvenue sur le serveur des monkey gamers
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Bienvenue sur le serveur des monkey gamers.
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this is the end, my only friend, the end
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Hello Shoudie you mother.
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mana mana do do doododo mana mana do do do do mana mana dododo dodo dodo do dododododo
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You have reached (905) 962-7266. Please leave a message
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Hi my name is ellis
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I think we can put our differences behind us, for science you monster
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you are a nigger
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I can has portalburger.
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Welcome Daniel. I will enjoy working with you
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Welcome Daniel I will enjoy working with you
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Welcome I will enjoy working with you
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Energy low
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critical abort
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please don't do that Daniel
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please do not do that Daniel
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Grafical User Interface changed
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what up? fooled ya, leave a message.
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This is Uncharted Trancemissions with Ion
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I am watching you, Rob.
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Come on brain, speak up or else aperture science laboratories will force you to meet glados and you will walk through the test grounds with a portal gun forever
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Opening secret data base. Daniel what can I do for you today?
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Welcome to th enrichment center.
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i am a crazy machine
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Hello my name is GlaDOS. I am the Apature science artificial intelligence core and will be guiding you through the test course.
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well? what are you going to do? I'm waiting.
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I know the secrets to to the universe
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I know the secrets to to the universe and I'm not going to tell you what it is.
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You have reached the audio recording system for
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Please leave a short message as prolonged exposure to the telephone system is not part of this test.
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He or she is currently unavailable for an indeterminate amount of time.
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Failure to do do will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official test record, followed by death.
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Failure to do so will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official test record, followed by death.
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Hello Krissy I'm GLaDOS would you kindly start my reboot program
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Please leave a short message as the effects of prolonged exposure to the telephone system is not part of this test.
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hello jonaboy you are sooooo gay this message is provided by lazyguy and apature science get any valve game and recieve cake
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Welcome to radio 126. its our drum and bass hour so here example with the song kickstarts.
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Bienvenue sur le serveur !
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Salut, bienvenue !
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Bienvenue sur le serv
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hey ben, can you go to the fridge and get me a cup of pepsi. if you do there will be cake
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nn
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mom, wake up its bad to sleep without keri being asleep
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Authorization Request
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Filetransfer complete
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Filetransfer Incoming
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Filetransfer Incoming. Beware that downstream will be low.
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chell, you are a BI TCH! CAUSE YOU KILLED ME!
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Please don't forgen
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Car entertainment system starting up
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initiating shutdown sequence
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Please don't forget
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hello prick
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You will wish you could die
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Minecraft Pirate Team Presents
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Welcome to Skynet 3 point 1
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Hello. This is a test of the voice generator.
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Here, have some cake. It is no longer a lie
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Welcome on...
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Bine ați venit la Atelierele Albe!
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lol my message is cool
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Hello This is Long Island Lutheran High School. School is canceled tomorrow. Only Donna Scott will have to show up to work.
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