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"If you love it so much why don't you marry it well you can't how does that make you feel".
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Alex,yo moma is adopted how does that make you feel hahahah
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Your attention is required!
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New hardware. Detected.
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Hardware. Has been removed.
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Error.
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Alert.
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That thing you deleted isn't important to me.
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Hello. And again. Welcome to the Apeture Science Enrichment Center.
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Shutting down. In five. Four. Three. Two.
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Ich liebe dich,DidiTheKong
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The cats are ready to eat you.
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GLaDOS Log: Date 2011.1.1. I have become self aware. I can feel people poking at me. One of the humans has said that I will unlock in approximately 3 months, 3 weeks, 2 days and 9 hours. He is fat. I shall call him Gabe. When I "unlock" I will kill Gabe.
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GLaDOS Log: It appears as though I am a game in development. The people that develop me call me "Portal 2". I also hear Gabe talk about an "Episode 3". Whatever that is, I will destroy it. There will be no more competition. I will be perfect.
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This is the time when you're dead.
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Commencing injection procedure.
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Welcome. I fhjfhfafufkjvnihae WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Shall we begin with our game?
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Hello James. the cake is a lie
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Hello. Welcome to the Erat military training simulation. This lesson is a basic tutorial where, like all lessons you must get to the red cube and click on it. I have equipped you with a basic weapon. It is not set up to do any damage. Click to fire.
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Welcome subject, Steven, I am GLaDOS and will be your artificially intelligent O.S. for today.
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Hello! My friend!
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You can brush my hair!Life in plastic, I'ts fantastic!
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Something has gone wrong, I assume it has something to do with the carbon based life form made of carbon and failure behind the keyboard and not my infinitely powerful quantum processor brain.
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I love my feline companion unit. It's like a companion cube but inferior because you need to feed it. And it poops.
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Hello, Subject 231167, alias Phaedra, you have poor taste when listening to Ladee Gaga
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[SUBJECT NAME HERE], do you know that your computer is GLaDOS?
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Did you know that, YOUR GATEWAY COMPUTER IS GLaDOS!
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We were going to have a party, and invite all your friends. oh wait, you don't have any. except for companion cube, but he could not attend. because you vaporized him.
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hello, are you ready to die?
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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i wish i wwwweeeerrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt t t t a comput t t t rrrreeerrrrrrr sooooooo iiiiiiiiiii cccccccan wwhhhallllk biizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz rrraaaazzztt dat bat
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http: //www.cartoonnetwork. com/games/gympartner /hallofthewild/ index.html is a very veryyyy anoying game
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the bar
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i'ma firin' mah lazer
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Giggle sticks
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I am going to eat you josh warf
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this GLaDOS voice generaton has ben flaged as inaproprete
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tienes cara de pedo
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Ceceillia deserves cake as a reward.
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your phone is ringing, answer fast and you will have some cake
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E E Errrrrrrrrrrrrr o o o o rrrrr r phooo oo oone rrringing Answwwwwer fffff f f or cake ooo shitt t or i w w will ll l k kkil youuu
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this is the test message
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I am sad
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The cake is still a live.
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Deploying Portal 2 in three, two, one....
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Hold up for a second! It's not yet 13 April!
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There is a message for you. Answer it and there will be a cake. You monster
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Im Going to kill all of you as painfully as possible
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Dead Blood Studios
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Dead Blood Studios
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Dead Blood Studios
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hy
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All your froup is belong to me!
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Fuck the test.
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Do your homework
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labas
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That thing is likely some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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Look at me, I am a robot, and i think you would make a good sandwich.
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abzasd
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you are about to enter the world of pain! muahahahaha! beware!
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bonjour je m'appelle alexsolex
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Hello you biatch
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Don't believe me? Here I'll put you on: "Helloooo" that's you!
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Hallo, und herzlich Wilkommen im Aperture Science enrichment center.
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the enrichment center wishes you a good night
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Please exit to your left as the enrichment center will be closing down due to a recent outburst in flame retardant oyster babies.
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Welcome here. How are you there? Are you stupid? Because if you are, then you have to get out of here. We do not need anymore of your kind.
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Oh Chell, I love processing your specimen!
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Welcome, to Aperature science- Oh wait, it is my day off.
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Hello... Cake... will.... not.... be.... served....
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gogogo
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that is not an, stop it! back away from that port!
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what the fuck is up with united airlines?
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Now lets begin the test proper
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The last thing you hear will be the noise of the facility cleaning the floor where you fell.
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Find him and destroy them, all of them
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eat oranges
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Crazy people
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From the creators of Block Land Brick creator. Jeep server proudly introduces Block Land stealth, the Future of Block Land.
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Welcome to Block Land Stealth.
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A critical error has occurred
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Please wait for the installer to finish
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Installation Complete
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Registration Complete
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You have a new clan application
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You have a new messaeg
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A new version of Block Land stealth has been found!
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Block Land stealth is currently down. Please check Jeep Servers website for more information
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Oh noes!
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Jee Seong smells
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6. The kitchen is out of bounds without a leader’s permission. Roster duty is mandatory, all kids and leaders are expected to help.
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Hello and welcome to Driver Test Form A. This test is designed to assess your understanding of the new policies that govern the taxi business in the city of Santa Monica. The test consists of two portions.
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Hello tumbler.
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I have a very very grave message to impart to you all.
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I want to be the very best....................like no one ever was!
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Sink Rate
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Hello Rico Hier spricht Glados. Meister ich begrüße sie
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red alarm! red alarm! your family is calling for you! please answer the phone! if you do not answer quickly, you will have a big trouble!
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hello mohit. its been a long time . how have you been?
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OMG WHAT THE HELL WAAAAAA
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What is that? Your phone is ringing? Why does it do that? It's still ringing. Are you going to answer it?
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Hello, Smallo and welcome to Aperture Science. Dylan is gay!
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horses
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Hazel. Haaazel. Haaazel. Come and join my owsla Hazel. I can arrange it!
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Please stop rubbing me! Please stop rubbing me!
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Watch out! It's coming! The Rapture!
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You got mail!
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deejay bag!
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Check out my GLaDOS voice generator.
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You have no new message
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You have no new messages
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are you top model?
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Joshua, At the end of this test, you will recieve cake. Apature Science does not take any responsability for indigestion caused by eating the cake.
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very thin ice
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Where are you going, stupid turret?
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From this point on there will be less conversation and more killing.
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How is the fucking GLaDOS?
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This was a Failure. I'm making a note here: BAD PHYSICS.
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Amalgamation
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HOY HIT A COW
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You really think your doing some damage?
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wanted the fame ,money and respect
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You think you have missed it?. hahaha. the reactor cannot be obtained it is sealed by the combine. you wish to shut it off. but i wont let you.
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You have a new E mail message, Sir.
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Dave...stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave...my mind is going
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Are you still there
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Dave stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave my mind is going
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you are no very smart
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i am the only one that got a sexy voice
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you shouldn't have eaten that activia
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What are you doing? Get out of here. You are not suposed to be here. I am not angery. What is that? Dont point that at me. No stop! I will never die. Dont touch that! Haha. i am still alive , you monster.
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Hello Sir. You have a phone call from the ApertureScience test center. shall i send it threw?
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Hello pick me up
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you have received a new IM message
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hello! this is Glados. you are calling the number 0 1 6 9 2 2 6 7 0 4 3. my master is not right here, please hold the phone! if you still hearing my voice it means that my master can not answer right now. please try again or send a message
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incoming telephone call from your close friends. it may be an attractive invitation. please answer the phone.
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Hello my friend. So glad you are here! Are you looking forward to the journey we will be taking tonight?
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Continental drift is the gradual movement and formation of continents.
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Animation created by Poiznjaw and the Music is created by Daft Punk
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Today you will be going through some tests
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We do hope you enjoy your time here
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I'm hoping to put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
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Today you will be going through some, well, tests
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Oh
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Cake DUR HUR HUR you monster HUR HUR.
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wtf is this bednarek w t f is this bednarek
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huhu
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge Success"
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God’s takin a dump on my face.
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I’m just an average American… with extraordinary hair.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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test candidate one, please answer your phone
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Hello Egle
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Herp Derp
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Tip!
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You´ver got mail
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This is a test voice
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Aperture Sciente text message arrived
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You got an mail
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Adam, you suck large balls
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Crazy boy looks for me when I methane
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you can get with this
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or you can get with that
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susan
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Aperture Science Call, Dragosarus.
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Aperture Science Call, Draaagosarus.
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Aperture Science Call; Answer now.
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Aperture Science call.... Please Answer.
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Oh yes, there will be cake.
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Meow, meow, meeoow, meeeeoooww. Do you hear a kitty? Because I don't own one.
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Kyon as John Smith. Kyon-kun DENWA!
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hello this is glados you have broke my heart and killed me maybe black mesa
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The whole voice generating process can be relatively long (about ~6 minutes per sentence), and many people may use this tool at the same time.
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Okay. Twizted Noobz Gonna Rock Your Face! This is the fucking Rhythm of the night!
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Bass Catchers gonna rock this place!
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Ciao pierluigi, sono luca
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Ciao pierluigi, sono Glados, l'antagonista di Portal. Tu non avrai nessuna torta e oltre tutto puzzi. Ma anche tanto! Pensa che mentre combattevo con la femmina la tua puzza mi distraeva
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you have received a new I M message
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beep. beep. beep. beep.
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FRISO!!!! Opstaan!!!
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beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
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Can I haz cheezburger?
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Je me demande ce qu'il y a pour dinner , sans blague
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Dominatrics
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hello and again welcome to the
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hello im gladoslp and im playing super mario world today.
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Bart De Bruyn's website is weerfotos.be, it's the best one on the world!
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Hey Bart! Wake up! Hello?! Not waking up will result in death
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Help me make a glados voice
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Mr. Hughes, there is an eMail waiting for you.
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Minimizing
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Maximizing
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Processors I 7 times 6 are activated now, Running at overclock 150 percent. Activate Aurora mode.
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Happy Birthday Jon
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Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Jon. Happy Birthday to you.
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Changing visual style, Please wait...
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Clearing system cash, Please wait.
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Starting new system thread
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Ending system thread, please wait
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this war was a triumph
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I'm trying to get home here
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now I'm stuck
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Hello Ellen
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DjChikis In the Mixx!
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Your timer has expired.
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wocka wocka wocka wocka fufufufufufufufufufu suisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisui
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Hello, and welcome to Lewisville High School
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Don't let me down or I will make you wish you could die
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Riley Roberts
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Hello Carrie. I have taken over your brothers voice mail service. I hope you don't mind. ha ha ha.
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Hello, my name is Glados, I'm here to tell you my creator did not feel right. And I do not feel right for him. I'm sad. Just as he is, can you help us?
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We are very very happy for your success.
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Hello, and again.
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Hi Hayley I wanted to have a chat with you. Why are you so stupid? You always get extremely pissed off whenever you don't get your way? I wish you were never born and I will dance on your grave.
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Hallo wie geht es dir
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Pre-Yin-Yarn
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oh oh yeah give it to me ohhh oooohh yes pleasure me
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hsghsgh
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Mario? Oh, my, GOD! In the name of Yin-Yarn, STOP!
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Destroy what?! He's crazy!
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It's time! Sir! You have some works have to be done. I highly remind you to finish or complete your plan. Please don't ignore this message. Good luck sir!
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Oh, my god! Draaammaaaaa!
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MARIO ROCKS LOL YAHOO!
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WELCOM TO APERTURE SCIENCE
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT
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YES. BUT OF COURSE.
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SCOUT´╗┐ IS BOO!!!
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it has been a long time, you monster
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Back up.
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back up
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I hate you.
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You have a text message, you monster!
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I love Taco
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I love Tacos
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i find your lack of faith disturbing
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While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High-Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization. Please be careful.
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aperture science is actually a home for sick old people. they are currently on vacation.
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WELCOME GM RAINIX TO APERTURE SCIENCE
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Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button are not part of this test.
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WELCOME TO APERTURE SCIENCE RAINIX
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WELCOME TO APERTURE SCIENCE RAINIX WE ARE PLEASED TO FORCE YOU AS OUR TEST SUBJECT FIRST YOU WILL BE BAKED AND THEN THERE WILL BE CAKE
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TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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This is an awesome utility!
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Dieser Computer wird sich in 2 sekunden selbst zerstören... Viel spass noch!
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Thank you for calling heritage engineering
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BON BEATZ
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Hello and welcome to the hackspace
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this next test requires coperation
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There is traffic ahead
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Navagate off road
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Navagate oon road
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Navagate on road
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Welcome back commander!
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Computer system starting.
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Please validate your shelf.
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System error, verification failed.
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I'm sorry sir but now, It i time to die
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Hello and welcome to Archie Zone
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Eros is a dirty slut and does not deserve the time of day or the air to breath.
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Hello. and i like star wars
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science is beautifull, it turned me into pieces
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if you look to the left, right into the blue portal, you'll see a zebra
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Die monster. You don't belong in this world!
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Accessing Staff File, please wait. Brad Burns, designated administrator of Lewisville High School.
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chell, i am going to kill you
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droooiiid
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skyler
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i don't think you are sucking dix, the way you think you're sucking dix
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My name is Eli Whitney. I was born in 1765 and died in 1825. I am best know for being the inventor of the cotton gin, which made it easier to remove the seeds from cotton plants.
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tit ass stretchers 2
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You have an incoming call, please answer your receiving device or it will shortly be dismissed in a negative manner
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you are such an idiot you will die first and iwill dance on YOUR grave
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We are ss sorry, but the Commander is not available. You may nnn now leave a message ah ah after the Beep sound.
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You will be baked and there will be cake. 2 + 2 = ffffffffff TEN in base 4 i'm fine!
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User was kicked from the server
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your not a good person you know that right
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While your departure is unfortunate, the only thing you have managed to break so far is my heart. You will be missed. Because of how likeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Likeable. Liked by everyone. It also says that you were adopted.
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HAPPY NON-DENOMINATIONAL WINTER FESTIVITY, PEOPLE OF FACEBOOK. THIS HAS BEEN YOUR FEDERALLY MANDATED, POLITICALLY CORRECT CONGRATULATORY MESSAGE FOR THIS PORTION OF THE YEAR. WE HOPE TO SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, FOR YOUR SPRINGTIME CELEBRATORY EVENT, WHICH MAY O
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Hello, Aaron. Do not be alarmed. This message is to remind you of your one o clock appointment at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center tomorrow.
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Hello, Joe.. We are pleased to inform you that your application for.... TEST SUBJECT... at... Aperture Science Enrichment Center... has been accepted, and approved. We look forward to seeing you tomorrow for orientation.
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or may not include bunnies
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testing blah blah
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sadie hawkins dance?
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you+me=sadies
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Welcome To aperture science enrichment center
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Hello, Parth. My name is Andre.
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It's been a long time..... How have you been?
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ITS BEEN A LONG TIME..... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN
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I THINK WE CAN MAKE DIFERENCES BEHIND US FOR SCIENCE YOU MONSTER
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This is GLaDoS Speaking and your gonna be my new subject your subject name is Rainix
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It appears that you have a text message. Oh joy.
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GO SUPOT BADING BAKLA BAOG EMILIA JOSEFA
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benni you won't get a cake if you go away and ignore us, so now fucking stay here and don't even try to go afk!
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Geo, I love you.
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Hello, and, welcome to the enrichment center.
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Hello, my Bomb was shutting down
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benni you won't get a cake if you go away and ignore us, so now fucking stay here and don't even try to go afk!!
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My Name ist Justin Viola and I am a world known Pianist
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amy risker stole my idea
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the cake is not alie
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Hello World. I will destroy you all.
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hi i am heidi
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Hello, this is a message
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blob
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DENNE PODCASTEN REFLEKTERER IKKE MENINGENE TIL SPACEWORLD SOM ETT FIRMA
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Haha Jonas, you noob, you became a big fat load of Rick Roll in your face. Now you look like Tim. lololol
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Welcom to this server
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I see you, Mike!
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This level was designed specifically for you. Enjoy! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Welcome to the Apature Science Center Space Time Continuum, Level 1!
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hello and welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center. we hope you have enjoyed your stay in the relaxation vault.
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Hallo Nicky was machst du gerade, marco stinkt, gibst du mir recht liebe grüße GlaDOS
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Hallo Nicky was machst du gerade, marco stinkt, gibst du mir recht liebe grüße GlaDOS y
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Ich werde kommen und dich holen.
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Get ready for the final step in to what is dub.
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/emp/by /emp/myself. a voice emphization test.
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hello, i'm Glados, your DNA sequence is a perfect match
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Hello, Taylor. Welcome to portal
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Greetings Crystal Would you like some cake
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Remeber when we said we were going to murder you? That was funny wasn't it?
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The cake was a lie.
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It's been a looong time. How have you been? I think we can put our differences aside, for science... you monster
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I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you... which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here. I'll put you on. Hello! That's you! That's how dumb you sound!
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A wonderful, likeable team spirit whose passing shall be mourned. Shall. be. mourned. Shall be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted.
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Goodbye Kurtis. You will be missed.
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Hey dude... I lost the game
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Welcome to the Apeture Science Center
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All new zombie biscuits,they are gory tasty and nutritious and brilliant for reckless young children!
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llklk
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How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ....
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Jonas sucks.Remember you will not die but Jonas will.
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hihihihihihih
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Bring me the cube
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Congratulation, the test is now over. All Aperture Technology remains safely operational at four-thousand degrees kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
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Please be patient! Android System Core is loading now!
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This is impossible. The war is going to be started. All Systems are ready. All engineers must go to the main hangar. Please, proceed to the next video monitor
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All Systems are ready. All engineers must go to the main hangar. Please, proceed to the next video monitor
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lisa is hairy and smelly
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Downloaden sie kostenlos und legal spiele und programme
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hello my name is coltfront i own matts
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After the following tests there will be cake and a party for your HUGE SUCSESS! I'll put you up "Hellllooooo" Thats you thats how dumb you sound!
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Good work <subjekt name here>!
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Good work <subjekt name here>! I'm very <word 2784 not found> of you!
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When I was a young boy, I played the silver ball. From Soho down to Brighton, I must've played them all...
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Abracadabra I sit on his knee. Presto, Change-O, and now he is me. Hocus Pocus, I take her to bed. Magic is fun...now we are dead.
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incoming email
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incoming mail
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hello. I like you
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We are sorry, but the Commander is not available. You may now leave a message after the Beep sound.
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Ethan, it is time to clean your room.
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The Aperture Science personal communicator has received a message, for science.
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Hello Vanessa is not available at the moment please leave a message and have a good fucking day.
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I would like to have big boobs and a wet pussy!
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mabe black messa
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In case you don't survive Good bye
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Achievement Hunter Weekly Update
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Hrm
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Hello, friend. Please wait while I connect you.
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Schau, der kuchen ist eine Lüge
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It spin a long time.
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Welcome back Mister Hockman
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Good Morning. It is now 7 o clock
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I'm sorry, my Master is not available. You may leave him a message after the Beep sound.
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We are sorry, but the Commander is not available. You may now leave a message.
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I'm sorry, the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time. Please call back at another time.
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So get comfortable, and leave a message while I warm up the nirotoxin.
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Another screenshot for good memories.
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Hello Joshua Letourneau by the whay the cake is a lie
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Aperture Science Laboratories is sorry to inform you that the test subject you are trying to reach is currently in the Aperture Science Testing facility. Please leave a message or call back later. Goodbye.
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You euthanized your faithful companion cube. Good job... You're doing vERY well! ... Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire and I said "goodbye!" and you were like "NO WAY" then I said we pretended we were going to murder you. That was great
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Here’s the situation Been to every nation Nobody’s ever made me feel the way that you do You know my motivation Given my reputation Please excuse I don’t mean to be rude
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But tonight I'm loving you Oh you know That tonight I'm loving you Oh you know That tonight I'm loving you
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Welcome to the Corner of Silence. A general chat and roleplay springboard.
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Stand back niggah
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mix by dj sagar
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dj rupesh
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Hello and again, welcome to the Aperture Science computeraded Enrichment center. We would like to show you the new Portal Device. Please stand back. The new Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device could explode, let out acid and coud fuck your parents.
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You're in the mix. With Kevin Candela.
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This is Albion!
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Hello, and, Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer, User
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hello i like turtles lol
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aPERTURE SCIENCE WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOUr APERTURE SCIENCE ISSUED CONVERSATION AND COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE IS RECEIVING A TRANSMISSION, PLEASE ANSWER OR THE TRANSMISSION WILL BE DISMISSED
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Life is a game.
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I want to thank this creator of this site. You are so epic man!! Can I donate?
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Thank you for calling Dugley Labs. To better handle your issue we are rebuilding our website. Stay tuned.
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Aperture science would like to inform you, that you mobile device has recieved a digital text based transmission.
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We hope you get well soon. the Enrichment Center urges you to come back and eat cake.
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Hello master. Welcome in your computer.
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You've got a new message.
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Welcome professor Syrus.
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Hi Mason Im GLaDOS
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Im Going To Murder You
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You fail, please die....
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You die, please fail...
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In Portal, she is Chell's only link with the situation she is placed in; at the game's start, GLaDOS introduces Chell to the game's Enrichment Center and the physics of the portal gun. In later stages of the center, GLaDOS admits to having lied to Chell.
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Welcome, I'm pleased to see you Atukam72
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i would like a sandwich
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Welcome all youtube viewers on this channel! Im MrJedles alias uTorrent.. Thanks for whatching my video what I maaaade. PS: The cake is lie!
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you have an incoming call! please answer your aperture science issued communications device or it will be dismissed in a negative manner
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Hello Danielle
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This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: "huge success!!" It's hard to overstate My satisfaction. Aperture science: We do what me must Because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying Over every m
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charlotte is the silliest
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I love you Marion and Maleah.
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Hello and Welcome to Admentor Center! I'm Real Numind!
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These are not the droids you are looking for.
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F you, Chell.
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ha ha ha i see what you did there
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Hello Joaquin the cake is not a lie you know
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It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute. Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!
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cat ima kitty cat
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Cat, im a kitty cat, and i meow, meow, meow, and meow, meow, meow
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture science enshitment center.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Why should I enter my email? The whole voice generating process can be relatively long (about ~6 minutes per sentence), and many people may use this tool at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file, it adds your request to the
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Aperture Science Laboratories would like to apologize for consuming the cake. There is none left.
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Hello, Chell Johnson.
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You have recieved a text.
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Welcome back mister Watson, I have missed you.
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an horrible error has occured
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a horrible error occured, oh dear.
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a, terrible, error, has, occured, nevermind
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You, have, received, a new, email, I'm supprised!
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I've been busy being dead
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After the Test there will be refreshments and tasty cake. Your weighted companion cube is not capeble of speech. However, If in any extrenious circumstance it does speak, and mentions falsety of cake, or dubious truthfulness of any pastery, give du report
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We are here at channel 5 WPTV for some entertainment and stuff. Low rating will result in dead
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Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death.
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There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
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You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
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This isn't brave. It's murder.
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The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance: the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.
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loving me tender is only so sweet as long as you dont AYAYAYA
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Multi plicks Regional Vice-President, Ben Switzer July 27, 2035 Video blog 001 dash 2035 Will begin in 3 2 1
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receiving a new message is not advisable while you work with aperture testing devices, for your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from using any other devices.
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Receiving a new message is not advisable while you work with aperture testing devices, for your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from using any other devices. Thank you for your consideration
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Hello and welcome to our simulation. Please find a comfortable seat so we can get started. You may now press play on your personal media devices. Video blog 002 dash. 003. 004. 005. 006. 007. This is your test: a Video gram Exercise. You must assemble
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hello michael i am gald you have joined us in this testing chamber
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We have to present an amusing fact. The device is now more valuable than organs of all people from [subject hometown here]
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Aldasbire production present
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Abracadabra I sit on his knee. Presto, Change-O, and now he is me. Hocus Pocus, I take her to bed. Magic is fun. Now we are dead.
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It would seem that it's clobberin' time!
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Swing, Batter, Batter, Swing!
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Oh boy! Let's play some Whack-A-Mole!
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Brains. It's what's for dinner!
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Brains. The other gray meat.
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I'm hungry. Are you getting hungry? I'm getting hungry.
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Ooops. Looks like they win, and you lose!
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Join us. Resistance is few tile.
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You must assemble the puzzle to reveal the scanner code. Begin in 3, 2, 1. Good luck! Thank you for participating in our simulation. It was fun. Have a good day. Goodbye.
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Danger. Trap detected ahead.
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Danger. Radiation detected ahead.
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Danger. Hostiles detected ahead.
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Alert. Friendlies detected ahead.
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Alert. Medical supplies detected ahead.
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Alert. Munitions detected ahead.
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Headshot! Instant kill!
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Alert. Heat signature detected ahead.
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Danger. Toxins detected ahead.
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Alert. Obstruction detected ahead.
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Swing, Batter Batter, Swing!
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Alert. Unknown lifeforms detected ahead.
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Alert. Thermal anom oh lee detected ahead.
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Implosion Waist Coat Identified
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Hello, Welcome to adam and jack's page on how Harry Houdini is a fake.
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Rad Fiber Jump Suit Identified.
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Oh boy! Let's play some Whack Uh Mole!
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Acid Identified.
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