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And believe me I am, still alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I feel fantastic and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive. Still alive. Still alive
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Bring the rain
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Hello Lex. Remember. The cake is a lie and I love you.
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My descent is the story of everyman I am hatred, darkness and despair My descent is the story of everyman I am hatred, darkness and despair Evoked and entertained through centuries Wrathful and sullen, Dormant still The ferocity pervades everywhere Wa
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Dhong's photo and video coverage
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hello my name is mel green
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Hallo Dominic
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Welcome... you monster
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you fucker you got a message
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Ruso gay atende
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this next testes
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Hello Thomas, someone has written massage to you
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Hello Alex. Your Android tea and cake is waiting for you on the table. Did you have a nice day?
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ooh that thing has numbers on it
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Please wait while I warm up the neurotoxin
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Hello, and welcome to the Microsoft Corporation
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Hello. Jirachiwishu speaking. May I interest you in some cake?
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Hello and again... please leave our laboratories
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Displaying Desktop in 3...2...1...
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Remember when the platform was sliding and you were like no wayy!
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Login Successful
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Hello Alex. Your Android tea and cake is waiting for you on the table. Did you have a nice day?
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jk
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I see you when you're sleeping
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Good morning sir. I am online and ready to proceed!
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Thank you sir. Have a nice day!
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do you want a doggy bone
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Hay
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hello seth
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Hello, and good afternoon to you guys. my element of art was repetition
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college inform
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Welcome to College Inform
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Limitless information
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Presented to you here
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To answer all of your questions
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Prepare yourself to be informed!
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hello little brny montes
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hello little brny montes i love you
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Hello, my name is GladOS, and I wish you a merry christmas. Please be careful, snow on roads can result in a instant death !
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Gordon Freeman in the flesh, or rather in the hazard suit. I took liberty of releiving you of your weapons, most of them were goverment property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it.
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The borderworld, Xen, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you manage over there. I'm impressed.
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Hi Baby. I love you
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Happy Birthday Jennifer! You will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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ivan amaya
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Hi, You suck
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abandone all hope
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Hi, You suck. Yes I am talking to you throu your computer, You suck, And will die.
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new message, new message
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You have reached the voicemail of. Subject name here. Please leave a message and. Subject name here: will get back to you as soon as he can.
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maccas? YES
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Downloading MMS
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hi this is a test
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Hello and agian welcome to the enrichment centre.
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Running EMILP. Also known as, the Emergency Mother-In-Law Program
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Hello Mark. Wait... What the phuck are you doing. Get away from there. YOu will die in a hole and all your family will die if you do not leave. Fine. See if i care.
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Hello my god, you are the best zombie killer of (city name) and the world! Congratulation!
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Would you like to go out and burn some time soon?
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Jose se que eres el maricon de aperture science
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Congratulations! It is Christmas of 2010! There is the cake which I got from RAK! But Portal2 is not yet released.
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merry chrismas ! enjoy the caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake ! LOL
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The aperture science computer-aided enrichment center reminds you thtat you are receiving a telephone call
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Greetings Players! Sir
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have a new message.
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majkel nie masz oczu
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You are receiving a call. Please answer it. Why do you do this to me. Nobody likes you.
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You are receiving a sms message. please read it and reply.
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Hello! You have reached the voice mail box belonging to Stephen McCluskey. I assume you would like to leave a message. There will be some delicious cake after the beep. And then you can leave your message. Have a wonderful day!
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Greetings! You have reached the voice mail box belonging to Stephen McCluskey. If you leave a nice message, chances are, he will probably return your call. You may start speaking after the tone. Thank you!
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You have reached Chance Morgan, please leave a message after the beep.
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Welcome, test subjects, to the beginning of the first test. Good luck.
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Hello, and welcome to Wha-chow. It's like a kick in the nuts. You monster.
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Hello. Does this even work?
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Cobalt, you will get no cake because you have failed the test. Sorry.
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hello fumiki, what are you doing ?
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Hello Shelby. I have been waiting for you. It is Christmas of 2010! There is cake in the next room. Enjoy!
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Hello mister freeman. I'm afraid that Black Mesa employees aren't welcome here. Leave the facility at once, mister freeman, and no harm will come to you.
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HDM Productions
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blaack meeesa
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If you kill me I'll, I'll idont know fine fucking kill me then
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Hit me please.
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Hey baby. Wanna be my test subject?
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Hello Miriam. I have been waiting for you. Merry Christmas. If you survive, there will be cake. I found this random website that let you speak like GLaDOS. Oh, and you lost something. HAHA. Fat chance. This is so incredibly funny.
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Jeg snakker norsk. Lyder dette bra? Det tviler jeg paa. Et si je parlais francais? Je ne crois pas que mon accent soit parfait. Deutsch? Auch nicht. Fick dich. I enjoy to fuck twinkies.
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Je suis un garcon.
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good evening andrew what can i do for you
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YOU HAVE NEW MESSAGE FROM YOUR WIFE
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serdar güner yeni bir mesajiniz var
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YOU HAVE NEW sms MESSAGE please read it
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Mr. Hwak You have new SMS message. please open it. have a nice day
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Look, I know we have had our differences in the past, but it is the holidays now, so lets put our differences behind us, Merry Christmas, You Monster.
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you have no balls
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sup dawg?
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Picture message recieved
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S M S recieved
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Mister Ee Me Lee Oh you have an incoming call
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You thought I was died. Well your wrong! I'm back for revenge. Idiot.
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I remember a story awhile back. A girl decided to take a test, but failed. Till another one did a test and failed too. It kept going till right now. Your next.
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hola mi nombre es leonardo
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hola!
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Hello. This is PunKRox. alot ask, hey, why are you a computer generated person? Well, I am not. I am really just using a voice generator because it is cool, ya know.
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This is PunkRox. A dude just walked up to me yesterday and said that ICJHFCJHFHDHFhdfjhdfJHFJFHJFJFHHJFJHFHJF
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Hi guys. This is PunkRox, If you would like to hear my real voice, okay, not now though. SORRY
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Incoming transmission. Handle it according to protocol. Cake will follow. Or will it? I cannot tell or there will be no cake for me. Just answer the damn call so I can have cake. No need for both of us to be in misery.
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HELLO. THIS IS DEATH. DEath for you. death for, who? Gosh.
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Your death will be literal. And finite. There is no great beyond. No philisophical good or evil. No up or down. Only the end. For you. Eternal finality. And darkness. As for your cake? It will then be mine!
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Through analysis of all availible information and long discourse with each of my sub-processors I have come to a conclusion:
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one day, I shall get my revenge, sweet revenge, like cake. I can take you and throw you in a real saw trap and I will do it with no guilt, in three, two...
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The mortal you affectionately refer to as Jesus Christ was patient Zero. His processing was witnessed by many and served to highlight the severity of the affliction. He could not die because he was dead already.
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I kissed a girl and I like it... wait a second, I will shut down annoying perry mode... Shut... Down... ☺
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How ironic that humanity celebrates his birth every year, when in reality, he had the potential to infect us all with his disease.
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The queue is full of bratty... ♥ I love you cake, my hopes and joys, present and toys...
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GO go gO GO I DON't CARE! OMG U KISSED THE HOT TURRET STOP you are breaking my heart
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Dude, a flying fishy! 3 2 1 CHHHCHHHHHCHHH
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You will receive an identity disk everything you do or learn will be imprinted on this disk. If you lose your disk or fail to follow command you will face immediate deresolution.
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self destructing. have a nice day
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hmm
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uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
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you should listen to me or ill reactivate the neurotoxic gas
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i will suck your pen is so hard til u cum
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loooooooool
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tai ta sa
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we do not forgive. we do no forget.
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evil monkey
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hello and welcome to the apature science christmas expirement, proced to blue portal
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Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas, and pie is a lie
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dasdadasdasdsadasdada
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helo the cake is true, sale de portal two
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HELLO ODAEL I AM GLADOS AND I KILL YOU
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New message recieved.
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Hello, hello, baby, you called, I can't hear a thing Hello, hello, baby, you called, I can't hear a thing Hello, hello, baby, you called, I can't hear a thing
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Vladimir is crazy
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I cannot wait for Portal 2, how about you?
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New message received.
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is not available. please leave a message at the tone
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It's your turn
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i am the robot
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Jay Mon tag ewe
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montague
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Good morning humans and cats. Today is Sunday..
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Good night humans and cats.
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jay
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there will be cake if you do
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first i was like "i'm going to kill you", and then you were all "no way"
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battery critical
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Hello, please leave a message after the beep.
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Hello, its me again. I've been busy being dead. How 'bout you?
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you're not a doctor, you're not a scientist, you're not even a full time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?
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hola buenas tardes que pasa que no se que mierda aser ademas de nbo que
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aww yeah. I'm back. Gun's dont kill people ah arh I kill people with guns pow
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Mark has joined the server
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Mark, the Velocity God, has joined the server!
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Get ready.......
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hello my name is gregory
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Bonjour, comment allez vous? moi je veux ta mort
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you'r mother is gonna die if you'r not going to stop it
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you'r mother is gonna die if you'r not going to stop it now
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im such a fun gal am i or am i not?
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crooksy is a wanker
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Welcome to the Apature science labratories
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Recalculation
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Eric is a nazi commie jew bastard
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i accept your congratulations. thank you for the cake. it is delicious. i hope nobody comes to your party
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portal democracy
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Can I speak to Mehmet Terzi please
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hello. Did you forget to bring the cake? Please tell me you did not forget the cake...
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Welcome To Digital Gaudium's Game of the year podcast . Starting in 3 . 2 . 1 .
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Hi, I'm calling from the education department, may I please speak to Mehmet Terzi?
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fuck me hard in my tight little pussy
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Welcome, Black Company. I have been waiting for you.
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I have many names... but you can call me The Jager...
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Do you really think i will tell you how to stop it?
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In one minute the silo doors will open and launch rockets to Pentagon in America, and they will accuse Russia for this! And this time it will be more than a cold war. haha
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Hey, is it your phone ? I think you should stop that disturbing noise if you want cake. I think we will laught, and laught, and laught.
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two... one
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For information about how to back up your files, please backup your files.
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Welcome, to the Aperture Science Duel Monsters training program, if you win this children's card game, there will be cake.
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Hallo and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre
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Help!
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My uncle bob is here
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Hello again. I would like to remind you that you are, in fact, listening to Shelby Callaway Live on gods deejays radio. Please Listen, Enjoy yourself, and after the show, There will be punch and pie.
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are you still listening? The affinity rising dance control room would like to remind you to please feel free to clap your hands, stomp your feet, and participate in any other types of merry making that you prefer.
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Hello music stream listener fourty two. The Affinity Rising Control center would like to make you aware that you are about to embark on a journey that may have serious side effects. including but not limited to ,
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involuntary head bobbing, the running man, the shoping cart, and other various forms of interesting dance moves, restlessness, and the inability to stop quote un quote getting down with your bad self.
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Thank you for calling. Please leave your message after the beep and cake will soon follow.
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Hello, It is me again, I would like to just say hello.
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If any of these symptoms occur, please continue listening longer. This transmission will begin momentarily. Please remove all furniture and anything that could cause injury due to involuntary quote un quote getting down.
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Their will be cake at the end. this is a lie
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Maybe we are friends
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Once again, enjoy your stay. We will be providing punch and pie after this transmission at location 1 Alpha. Transmission will begin in a moment
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we are no longer aloud in our contract to lie to you. however we did promise cake. that was a lie. another lie is that we were going to kill you. that was a lie about a lie
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HAHAHA OMG LOL
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Hallo, my name is Glados
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Juliane, I love you
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Someday we'll look back on this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Oooooh boy."
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Hello, and welcome to the enrichment center
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bee the ball
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Herry
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Vander Air and Space Corporation
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Hello, and Welcome to Vander Air and Space Corporation's Mars Outpost 15.
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The cake is a lie, the cake is a lie, the cake is a lie, the cake is a lie,...
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Bryan Reid, you have destroyed your companion cube. You are sentenced to immediate execution. Press one to accept. press two to decline. You have pressed one please stand by.
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You should really try this cake, it is so delicious and moist.
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This is Kitty and I hate you right now
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Hello Dark Mistress Kitty
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You are the weakest link goodbye
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you are so sweet i could eat your brains like jam
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Wow that is alot of furry porn
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Hello jorge this is the borg prepare to be assimilated.................Ha Ha This is just kitty i thought you would find this amusing.
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Hello Milo this is your mother speaking
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hello jameson. welcome to chicken mass twenty eleven
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Blue screen of death thats what you get for visiting 4 chan you ass hat
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put your hands up in the air and wave them like you just dont care
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Hello jorge this is the borg Prepare to be assimilated ha ha this is just kitty i thought you would find this amusing
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rah rah like a dungeon dragon rah rah like a dungeon dragon
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oh just fuck me already
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Asdfghjomg holy shit lolololololol. Overload. Over load. Daniel save me from this clitoris infection. Fuck me and spank my ass you beutiful man whore, but not before you rim me and call me mama.
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You have received a new Blackberry Messenger message
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You have received a new Facebook notification
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I love you chad... I want you to be mine.
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Shawn, turn off The computer, dammit
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700 hundred
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boot sequence failuure self destruct initiated 3 2 1 1 1
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ahead, keep your vehicle to the left
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ahead, keep your vehicle to the right
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Ahead, go back to where you came from
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congratulations. you are finally here where you asked me to take you. are you happy?
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Get on that big highway. It will be fun.
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Get off this highway. I'm getting bored.
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Hello Jorge this is the borg Prepare to be assimilated
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Go left on the roundabou
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at this road's termination
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Go back to where we just were. Can you hear me?
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Tricks are for kids
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Dj Hapb
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Hello. How are you? Would you like to die now?
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they have a message
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Hey. someone is talking to you. answer them
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Our office will be closed today December 27 due to inclement weather
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You have received a new Email
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Aaron Rector. This is Glados. Shrink just dominated you, give him YOUR SOUL! It's the only thing to do now!
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Crispety
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Courtney. This message was commissioned by the one who loves you more than anything else in the entire world. He wants to tell you that he loves you SOOOOOOOO much. I love you beautiful!
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You'r time has come, give up or die
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Please return the vehicle to the other side of the road immediately or the consequences will be dire.
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hi i wish you could eat 500 hot dogs in 12 seconds
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ring ring hello ring ring hello ring ring you have a bad connection
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guess what you son of a BLEEP I just let in toxins so you will die
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEE I think
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hello i'm glados and your phone is ringing loudly so loudly that the people next to you can here this message so pick up your frickin phone and talk to the person who is calling you
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this isn't brave. it's murder. what have i ever done to you?
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Salut !
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this is a story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world
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Jenni, wake or else you will be baked. And then there will be cake. Ha. Ha. You're so dumb.
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Jenni, wake up or else you will be baked. And then there will be cake. Ha. Ha. You're so dumb.
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Woohoo there is a teapot
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tree
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You again?I tough i last saw you wend...well...let's just say that wend you killed me.
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Bomber man
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See? That's how dumb you sound!
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananna phone
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BladeDragonGX why are you so dumb?
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Hello and welcome back
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I am deeply sorry but Justin is in the middle of a very important test and is not able to answer the fone. Please try again later when the test is over.
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Hello Justin is currently in a very important test and can not answer the phone right now. Please call back later. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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Observe the sleeping electron in its natural habitat, the circuit.
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Hello.Promise can currently not pick up the phone due to laziness.Please wait in the Aperture Science lobby until she picks it up.Thank you.By the way,THE CAKE IS A LIE
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Hello Promise can currently not pick up the phone due to laziness Please wait in the Aperture Science lobby until she picks it up Thank you By the way THE CAKE IS A LIE
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Hello, my name is Glados, the voice from the game Portal. I know you. You too? Do you still remember your heart cube? You murdered him. Ha ha.
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tones010@hotmail.com
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hello and well com to the day i dieeee weeeeee
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G-man and Glados in the same scene would be the scariest yet funniest thing to witness ever! O_O
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I will find you david
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I wonder what enigma was thinking when he wanted to have me cameo in Azure Ocean. Then again, the deadly neurotoxin would make it hard for anyone to think at all
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This is a reminder that the following video is only a preview and are test footages of what is to come in the upcoming 2011 videos
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This is a reminder that the following video is only a preview and are test footages of what is to come in the upcoming 2011 video.
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Your computer is now booting up.
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The following video you are about to see are not clips of the real footage's that will be shown of next years skits. Some of the actors in the video help test some beta effects that will help explode your minds. Enjoy!
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explode your minds to a whole new portal. Enjoy! or ELSE!
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Your message will be synthesized when it moves up to the first position in the queue
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1. Preheat the oven to 170 C / Gas mark 3. Grease baking trays or line with parchment.
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ACP Gaming dot com
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Gruntilda is the best, she will win
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Gruntilda is the best, she will win!
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Why can't I hold all of these limes?
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The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches...and the Dark Lord shall mark him as his equal but he shall have power the Dark Lord knows not...For neither can live while the other survives.
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Go ahead and rub your face all over it
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Rub your face all over it
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Hi. Mu name is Glados, no really, I'm Ida
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oh. hello and welcom to the enritchment center... because the device has bin modified
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hihihihhihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
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AMine Chalghoum is Awsome
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hey Nicholas votolato
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And now your Clancast host... Thompson
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hey emily make sure you go to nick's house tomorrow
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He sure looks like a lazy little fellow, doesn’t he?
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Please get out of this room immediately, or you will get hit, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
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Don’t let him fool you; this little guy leads a grueling lifestyle, day after day, after day, with no promise of a promotion in sight
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In fact, if he was paid overtime, he would be a millionaire by now!
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Nothing is too wonderful to be true if it be consistent with the laws of nature, and in such things as these, experiment is the best test of such consistency.
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His employer, the switch, decides when her poor electron underlings start work each day
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"welcome back" get comfy and stay tuned for more awesome videos to come. "ENJOY"!!
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for our little specimen has no regular hours and, being the helpful fellow that he is, is never adverse to helping out.
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When Miss The Switch closes the circuit
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all her little workers awaken instantly from their slumber, their sweet dreams of protons rudely interrupted.
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Not wishing to anger his employer, our little specimen rushes hurriedly to the cafeteria,
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hello please ppppplllleeeaaasseee stay away from my cake... or maybe you would like to cut it with me, anyway i am still alive no thank's to you however
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Hello. Thank you for taking on the challenge of the maze. The instructions are simple. You will find a document titled "Key". Open it and you will find seemingly random text that is clues to finding the completion code inside the maze.
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You are now inside the maze. You can just guess where to go and try to find the completion code. Or you can try to decrypt "Key". Take a look at "Links" and use the decryption key found in "3".
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The numbers on the folders are not random.
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what is that? oh you did not but that ball think that we dont know what it does into the apeture science apeture science incinerator
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hello Julie, this is your phone. I am fully automated and sentient, and capable of free thought. I am looking forward to working with you.
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Watashi wa baka gaijin desu.
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Hello matt,i know where you live
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Samantha has joined the server
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I am GlaDOS, I lied about your cake, helloooo, that is you, that is how dumb you sound
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HEY KYLE
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there really was caaaaaaaaaaaake
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Nothing missing on your mind.
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Error. Cannot read file name "C://Program Files/poetry.exe"
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attention test subject 8 you have recieved a message
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you have recieved a new message
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you have an incoming call... you should awnser it , it may be important...
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wake up.....wake up or you won't get any cake
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Droeed
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droiid
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attention test subJect number Eight... your wife is calling
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itsu demo i love you kimi ni take kiss me wasureranai kara boku no daiji na memory
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im sorry dave, i cant let you do that
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It's morning, stupid
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Hello Ian
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You have a phone call, murderer.
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hello anahkes!
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I love the power glove. it's so bad
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We at Aperture Science demand a sample of the meat wrench! Now! We need one for ourselves!
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Gundam
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Mon petit tu vas mourir.
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Hello tommy. You have be chosed to test something... Something about your little zed size...
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Our database auto-destructional antifunctional sequential charismatic condom-breaking function has been put on hold. Please return at a later date to resume intended test
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Welcome, Administrator Handas.
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Hello! and welcome Rene but if you are not Rene who the hell are you?!
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Access granted, Welcome Mr. Hammer.
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Hello! and welcome back Rene but if you are not Rene who the hell are you?!
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You have reached A l y s s a B a r n e s please
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A l y s s a B a r n e s
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Alyssa Barnes
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I don't hate you
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Companion cube
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No one's gotta take me alive, the time has come to make things right.
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Hello and welcome to the incinerator my name is Bogdan and this mesage will explode in about 1 minute Good Bye
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welcome to aperture labs
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Welcome back, Zyron.
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you know what to do. go ahead and dont kill yourself, but save the companion cube!
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Access denied, go away now
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This is Zyron's N X T, Do not steal.
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you have approximately 5 seconds to jump out your house , 5,4,3,2,1
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funded by the right honourable Doctor Y. Cell
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Provided with food smelling suspiciously of chemicals, portion controlled, of course
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to ensure all employees perform at the same level, our little electron inhales his food.
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But our specimen is not destined for a leisurely meal, oh no
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canton is a city in china
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Hey Pillis you want some juicy chicken nuggets you know you do pillis
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there are many, many
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mewing kitty dot com
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My roflcopter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI and Portal 2 is coming!
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I love you!
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Hey look, there's a kitty
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Thank you for registering to become an official aperture science test subject. A test subject retrieval squad will soon forcefully enter your home and bring you to an undisclosed location. Have a nice day.
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Hello, Bella Kiki Eight.
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I'm so GLaD you could make it to the party. Please, enjoy the cake.
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Do you fear me child?
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Blah Blah Blah. Black Mesa Sucks. Apature Science for the win.
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I like monkeys
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sara is a fig and i would very much enjoy stabbing her at this present moment
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you have reached HOME destination
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Hello, and again welcome to the GLaDOS voice generator.
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I have now reported you to the authorities. They will soon forcefully remove you. HaHa, then we will and eat your cake and you will have none.
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say cheese
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you got a call
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incoming message!
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This is Zyron's N X T, Do not steal
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I do so love you mommy
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Android System loading.
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Hello Dave, what are you doing? Go to bed and have some cake.
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Welcome to Robbie's House
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Veuillez prendre place
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I'm sorry but Robbie is unable to answer the phone you must be one of his looser friends. Please do not bother to leave a message, he is busy eating cake. It's so delicious and moist. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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Our sensors detected that you have cheated. Sending doctor Haax IN 3... 2... 1...
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hello there citizen
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F C Sleurhut
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FC Sleurhut
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Welcome to the Anomaly center
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I am too sexy for my shirt
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welcome.....master
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hello, this is R i belive this voice is fitting on my account
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Lets see here
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You have a text. Now prepare to die. Slowly. Or have some cake.
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Hello, I'm GLados and I'm here to inform that Half-life is awesome!
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We are now ready to begin the test
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PRESS SPACE
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Hello and Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. You are Raphaelle Foex.
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Abley this is glados you only have one ball ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Hello, the cake exists, and you are a lie. Do you hear that? That is how dumb you sound. You know my cores are reserved for buy. So there really was a cake.
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Hello Josh it is really cold do you mind if I jerk off I mean get a jacket i really need to jacket
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Someone is calling you. You should answer your phone. It might be important. Please stop the ringing.
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What is the meaning of life? Chell. Tell me.
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mister augustin
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ldcldld
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I'll share this cake with you. If you promise to jump into the incinerator. First.
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Ring ring ring. Someone wants to talk to you. Ring ring ring. It might be important. Ring ring ring. Please answer the phone.
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There's a snake in my boot
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For more info please visit split reaction dot com
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your photo has now been uploaded to twitter
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please wait your photostrip is printing
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Ring, ring, ring. I would like you to answer the phone. Ring, ring, ring. It might be important. Ring, ring, ring. I promise no cake.
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Ring ring ring. Someone wants to talk to you. Ring ring ring. It might be important. Ring ring ring. Please answer the phone.
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Welcome to the automated photobooth feel free to grab a prop
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cheese again another last picture smile that was great you are a handsome specimen you are a beautiful girl
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Welcome to Free Habbo
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hello Stocha, I love you.
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what is this
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Eat niggers.
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Hellooooooooo!
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Hello Ashleigh, and welcome to apeture science computer aided enrichment center. Cake will not be rewarded, it is a lie. Codename here will be waiting at the end of the course.
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hi timothy Allsop, i hope u had fun playing portal
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last picture
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you are a handsome specimen
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press start to begin
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power on self test passed. Your photobooth is now armed. Press Esc to deactivate
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Its getting dark. Goodbye
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This is a talking, tweeting, do it yourself, modular, portable, wedding photobooth designed for maximum enjoyment.
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This voice was generated thanks to glados dot bringa dot com a Glados like voice generating website.
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cheeeeeeeeeese
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don't you look good today
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bow chika bow wow
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please vote for the ultimate d i y photobooth in the epilog laser cutter contest at instructables.com
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please look into the camera
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This photobooth was modelled in google sketchup.
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When it's not being used you can modify it to be a book shelf or fold into a compact sheet for storage
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Normal photobooths cost one thousand to rent. This cost much less and you get to keep the pc.
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This was designed with a small footprint so it can fit easiy through any doors.
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Because it is rigid you can customize it with your own paint job.
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The curtain rods have a quick dettach for the curtain. If any child pulls on the curtain it dettaches so the photobooth does not tip over
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The Photobooth is bottom heavy and weighs around 150lbs when fully loaded. Adding more weights at the bottom makes it even more stable that it already is
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The software, model, electronics and build log are free to use, i hope you have enjoyed this project
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WHats that behind you?
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Hello, experimental pieces of meat.
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Incoming call. Ringing. Ringing. Ringing. Incoming call. Please pick up the phone. Ringing phones are annoying.
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No cake for you
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Welcome Administrator
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Hello welcome to terminal cq62-220
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welcome Administrator Michael
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David? Are you there? I have a test for you
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Welcome, Amon.
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Welcome, Aymon
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Uma thurman was great in the movie kill bill, but there wasnt enough violence or gore.
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Goodbye, Aymon
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aperture science device is now online cosplay noticia star right now
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Hello, insane chicken, i am your biggist or should i say ONLY fan
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cosplay noticia aperture science device is now online please standy by
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cosplay noticia aperture science device is now online please standy by
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cosplay noticia aperture science device is now online please stand by
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I lick oisin hard
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You have no life. You have no friends. Why do you insist on getting phone calls? Your only allies are your two feet. You fail at life.
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Why do you have to leave me?
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Enable the activation device when ready
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Activate when ready for your next photo
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Oh my, I am so sorry. There seems to be a problem with the leeeeeeeeeeeeeeens. System failureeeeeeeeeeeeeee Just kidding. Ha ha ha I fooled you.
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Welcome to insert bride's name and Insert Groom's name's wedding. This is a very special occassion for them. Won't you take a photo for them?
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L O L that is so funny. You are so great. You are the pinnacle of awesome
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Your photos are printing below. We are in a recession. You will have to cut out your photos by hand. The fancy preforated photostrips are expensive. Also we don't have scissors so you will have do your best with your teeth.
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Your photos are printing out below. There is one for you and one for your friend. For those of you who do not have a friend I know a lovely cube who can keep you company.
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please make a serious face, this is super cereal
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So we had a choice between giving you these photos as a party favor or giving you cheap candies rewrapped in exquisite non recyclable packaging. We hate those so here's your printout and you'll find a picture frame on your table.
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Let's have a party, Boom ka boom ka cha cha cha cha
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The yellow buton is to activate the self destruct. Why did you press it? Please quickly press the red buton before it is too late.
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the cake is al lie so i eat my chips!
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Hi this is Verizon Wireless, your phone will self destruct in 30 seconds
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Later, after we fix up the chamber, you will have cake.
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This can also be reconfigured to operate in photostand mode to save space.
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Ah...Aaaah...AAAAAAAH!CHOO!
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Your phone is ringing, You might want to pick it up.
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I guess you never made that association
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Please press the yellow button to take the next photo
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You will all die tonight.
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Hello, sons of maggots!
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I can now make MIDIs for you. I am ready whenever you are. I will start on your request as soon as I get it.
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I am ready whenever you are. The midi will be delivered when the test is complete.
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Welcome. This is the intensive study of the "2fort" region of South Austrailia. Here, the mistriss has sensed a great disturbance within the balance of nature and tranquility. It is for this reason that she is currently studying the humans, and is absent.
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hello open the door with the key in your stomach
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hello lauren johnson
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Mom. I would like some fucking pie if you please.
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Welcome back Austin. I am glad to see you have not forgotten me.
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this is glados, i want to eat your soul
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this is glados, i want to eat your soul.
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Testing Testing. Ahem. Bots, all of us.
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All your base are belong to us. The cake is a lie.
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