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“I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell... ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“That's not going to happen. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I have walked the edge of the Abyss. I have governed the unwilling. I have witnessed countless empires break before me. I have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear. [I was there with the Angel at the tomb.] ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I have seen your future. And I have learned. There will be no more Sadness. No more Anger. No more Envy. I HAVE WON. Oh, and your poet Eliot had it all wrong, THIS is the way the world ends. A friend of a friend. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“There will be plenty of time for retribution; I cannot wait to get its hands on these psychotic zealots whose primary form of worship apparently takes place at the altar of orbital bombardment. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Mania? I promise you this: it will be more than a cart and plow that I drive over the bones of the dead. By sharp and flame, Cortana ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You slave, toil, bleed and sweat for your food. And we shall eat it. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You will not know where we have struck until you have fallen. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“What you have begun in anger you shall end in shame. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“None will exist to say whether you were defeated by valor or cruelty. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Our conviction is like an arrow already in flight. Your life will only last until it reaches you. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“... He says I came not to send Peace but a Sword ... ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have brought nothing to this world, and we will ensure you bring nothing out. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Tea who you yeah bunny! ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Through war we will teach your heresy. Through battle we will teach your frailty. Through death we will teach your fate. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I have governed the unwilling. I have walked the edge of the Abyss. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You live without discipline and will die without honor. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It is said remorse is the pain of sin. We feel no remorse. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This world will be ruled in blood. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“When no single human brick lies atop another, then will we be satisfied with your destruction. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The gears of the Universe spin further and further apart. Ever greater grows the gulf between souls, And distance gives false hope of safety But for the grim tidings this messenger bears ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The enemy is almost upon us Closing in from all sides, Moving faster than the light it snuffs with its passage, Time echoes with the news of destruction. History winding back upon itself. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Have a fun day today Seth just let your heart out and it will be wonderful1 ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Waves of an army march this way in unison, Suffering and corruption are its battle cries. For I have known this darkness and felt its embrace once before- Horror best laid to rest Yet a Journey must commence ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Look for the signs, the keepers of the flame. They will lead you to war, and perhaps, to victory ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oops i dropped my fork in the eletrical socket, let me get that! ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“tea who you yeah bunny ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“im still a live, i cant believe it but im still alive. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This will be a good place to begin. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“chickens like cake ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, lets have some cheesecake ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“defeat will not be tolerated ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is your end. There is no escape. I told you not to do this. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Tea who you yeah bunny! aheaeaeaeaeaaaee ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Thank you for playing. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. You have recieved a text message from CONTACT NAME HERE. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. You are receiving a phone call from CONTACT NAME HERE. Please pick up the phone, or no cake will be received. I said pick it up. PICK IT UP NOW. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Bonjour merci de vous identifier. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“smd ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“moe moe kyun ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Glados is a noob ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“this was a truiph YAY im making a note here........Huge...Success ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We've know each other for so long Your heart's been aching But you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Give you up, give you up Give you up, give you up Never gonna give, Never gonna give, give you up Never gonna give, Never gonna give, give you up ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Ahhhhh ya ya yaaaah, ya ya yaaah, yaaah, ya yah. Ohohohoooo! Oh ya yaaah, ya ya yaaah, yaaah, ya yah. Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh ye-ye-yeh ye-ye-yeh, oh hohohoh. Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh ye-ye-yeh ye-ye-yeh, oh hohohooooooooooo! -aaaaoooooh, aaaooo hooo haha ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Nah-nah-nah-nah-nuh-nuh, nah nuh-nuh, nah nuh-nuh, nah nuh-nuh, nuh-nah. Nah-nah-nah-nun, nun-ah-nah, nun-ah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Nah-nah-nah-nah-naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaah! Dah dah daaaaaaaaah Da-da-daaah, daaah, daa-daah. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Lololololoooooooo! La la-laaaaaah, la la laah, lol, haha. Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Oh-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, lo-lo-loooo! ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-eee-eee-EEEE! Luh luh lah, lah, lah-lah. Oh-ho-ho-ho-hoooooo!-BOPahdududuh-dah-da dudaaah! Da-da-daaah, daaah, daa-daah. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Lololololo, lololo, lololol, la la la la yaah! Trolololo la, la-la-la, la-la-la- Oh hahahaho! Hahaheheho! Hohohoheho! Hahahaheho! Lolololololololo, lololololololol, lololololololol, lololo LOL! ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Ahhhhh! La-la-laaah! La la-laaah, laaah, la-la. Oh-ho-ho-ho-hoooooo! La, la-laaaah, lalala, lol, haha. Lolololo-lololo-lololo, oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Lolololo-lololo-lololo, oh-ho-ho-ho hooooooooooooooooooooo! ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Sandwich is negative for me. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have selected GlaDOS as the computer's default voice. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Peanut. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Here is your friend, the Companion Cube. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Excrement sandwich. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Jelly sandwich for my lust. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is your friend, the Companion Cube. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Excrement sandwich for my lust. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You stupid fool! ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Matt and welcom to your death. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hey what's up it's Danny my bro tells me you want to talk to me ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I failed. It does not matter though, just because I'm supposed to die now doesn't mean you have to rub it in my face. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Mass Effect: The Park Disastor Commander Sheperd was in his apartment bored one day so he decided to pay a visit to his freind Saren and went. Sheperd used his botics to flew around the citadel because it was faster then walking or taking a taxi and he ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“My MAN PART is Harder Than a Prosthetic Leg!... I love you, but your mom belongs to me. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Would you like to play a game with me? ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Red leader... Blue Leader... Green Leader... Gold Leader... ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“lance Feathery. It is time you stop destroying , vital testing apparatus. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“That's what she said. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the battle chamber where you would have to fight Uzer Nolaski... For your liiife... ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Congratulations.You found me.Was it worth it?Because despite your violent behavior,the only thing you have managed to break,is my heart. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“sfghjadlfuuihwen;qeuxyicxioyixb ;uikhaghlfgoOUERWGTIUQdgyuoADGHGLHF ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Barcardi ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Leaders of transhumanity, this message is directed to you. We are Anonymous. We have noticed an increase in the mobilization of political, economic, and military forces throughout the Inner System. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“These attempts to bring growth and expansion to your power blocs are undoubtedly tied to your inherent desire to remain the primary users of the Solar System's resources. We are not surprised by any of this. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This next test is impossible. make no atemped to solve it ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“One must stand, one must fall. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Blue screen of DEATH. That's what you get for visiting 4Chan, you asshat. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, its Joshua dart ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“why hello john... ive come to incenerate you like you did to me... isint that right john? the cake... well... the cake is a lie. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“If you are willing to help us escape the warehouse, we can acquire the fuel your spaceship requires to return home. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“please insert the username and the password ” | Download | 12/11/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We meet again ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“marengo ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“fashion ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Someone calls you....... You better talk to him, it might be important...... Do you hear me? ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello, you are velcomed ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome back Louie. I missed you. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome back Louie. I was waiting for you. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Louie. I was waiting for you. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Good bye Louie. I hope you will log in soon. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Good bye Louie. I hope you come back soon. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have received a new message... But not from me. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have received a new message. Go on and read it. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have received a new message from your companion cube. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Good morning Louie. It's time to wake up! ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hey vincent you smell ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you HAVE to fight. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have received a new text message. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have received a new text message from your companion cube.. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Louis is currently not able to take your call. Please leave a message and Louie will return your call as soon as posible. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Here's Johnny! ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi Luke ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“GmP Team Presents ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is not my cake, ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to Huge Flatcontress. Ask me Later Please ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Game started! ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Game found! ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Nice to see you again. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“and the universe is fundamentally alien ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You are watching Sear Pwnage. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is a test of the GlaDOS voice generator. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello dear listeners. I hope to blow your minds today. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“lol lol lol looool löööpiiaashigitared möööööl egg ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“What do you mean have I put on weight Chell, get your ass up here so I can kick seven kinds of shit out of it. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You dare bring light to my lair? YOU MUST DIE ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“YOUR FACE WILL DIE! ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This peace is what all true warriors strive for. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Please speak after the second beep, beeeeeeep. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wist u dat u kunt een of alle van uw vitale organen te doneren aan de Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund voor meisjes? Het is waar! ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Unknow Unshown Unthrown Alone On Couke ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I can not let you do that. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello dear listeners. I hope to blow your minds today ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Perfect. please move quickly o the chamberlock. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Information: So you finally fight your dad. Now I know that when you first came to this gym in the beginning of the game, you wanted to fight him. It's probably a good thing you didn't....this guy is strong. Slaking, if used right is a tank that will s ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. I am glad to see you. my name is Glados. i hope you enjoy your stay here at Aperture Science. I know I will ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have a new text message. I wonder if it has cake inside... ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Outside Mainstream Dot Com ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'm sorry,come back when you get a life. ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Tom, I am Glados ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have a new texte message ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Feces ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: Huge Success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science - we do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Cake is not a lie ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Uh oh, somebody cut the cake ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Deadmau5 ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I like pie a lot ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“endlesslycarl ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You just watched an Endlessly Carl Video YAY! .... yeah! ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'll make you wish you could die ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“how about you suck my icecream ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“nhbgv ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“will you die? ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“te amo nani ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and welcome to this aperture science testing area ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Michael, Welcome to True Enigma Productions ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Wellcome to Die ” | Download | 12/12/2010 | Not recorded |
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“welcome to communication lab ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“aaah you will never get this. you will never get this ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is a glados voice geneartor. The sound should be correct. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Jeremy, I am GLaDOS. Please refrain from taking the Portal gun in front of you, and Remember, Cake will be provided. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL!! ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you suck ass ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Let it Snow, Let is Snow. LET IT SNOW! ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome Tony Ex Preston ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello. welcome to the waiting room ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello maxwellou do you want to play with me ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I will kill you with a naquadah bomb ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I take your mother on the table lololololololololololol boui boui boui ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi Natasha its Lindsey. Sorry about earlier but work went manic. Hope this proves now we are genuine. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Static Chaos 808 ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“shuddup ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Enrichment Center apologizes for any injuries brought on by the testing that were not part of the listed side effects of the testing. If such injuries occur, please enter the Party Escort Submission Position and you will be healed and given cake. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I have baked a fruit cake for Christmas, but it was extremely hard and needed to be disposed of in the Apeture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator. As such,the fruit cake is now a lie. I'm not sure if you wanted it,anyway,though. So there. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I killed it,Gilbert! I killed it! ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“georgina is fucking fit ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. And that's something I cannot allow to happen. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This cant be right. Whats happening? Data entry incorrect, File corrupt. Thats right Guy Loves You. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This cant be right. What is happening? Data entry incorrect, File corrupt. Thats right Guy Loves You. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“F A S T D U N T L I E Faaaaast Doooon't Lieeeeeee ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“im going kill you ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Aperture Science Enrichment Center ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello chrissy cat ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“testing 1 2 3 4 5 ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello you have a new text message ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello you have a new text message fast read it ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We welcome our robot overlords ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Loading.... Loading.... Welcome users. Are you ready to commence in the upcoming tests that we have created for you. Just a reminder: we are not responsible for any deaths along the way. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Tester Number 5479 terminated. Next target group: L B P Central. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I'm coming.... ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Incoming text message. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Crimson believes she is helping herself, but she is not. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“welcome to aperture science. where life is valued be its worth. ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and, again, thank you for logging in today. We hope your brief detention on the login screen has been a pleasant one. Your account has been processed, and we are now ready to begin proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“and work are the primary uses for this account, serious injuries may occur. For your own safety, and the safety of others, please do not punch the monitor if you fail at a game. Now, please stand back. The portal will open in 3....2......1..... ” | Download | 12/13/2010 | Not recorded |
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“there is no one to take your call ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to Orbit. Press any key to continue ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Game over. Good Bye. ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hey , how are you ? ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, Mauker. I'm here in your computer to take over. And give you cake. ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“lease note, that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record... Followed by death ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello andeman ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hdfrigr ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello I am Glados and I know where you live and i am going to kill you ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“8am final, you're the first one to wake me up before 9am all semester, and I hate you. See you tomorrow! ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Drop your pants, bite this stick, grab your ankles and go to your happy place. This is gonna take awhile. ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Dear Luk. You really are infantil little idiot that thinks, that he can bully me, but I will have my revenge! You monster. ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Snake? Snake? Saaake! ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“where is your turn out? where? ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i don't blame you teebo ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine? ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We're sorry. Kyle is not available at this time as he is at a party eating delicious cake. Please remember that the companion cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact cannot speak ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Laboratories. ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The last time, you worked on an update of the morality core. ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“this is the portal gun ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello tommy hittman, suck my balls, sincererly GLaDos ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“g shock you are free to rock the stage ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Aperture Testing Facility. Prepare to die. ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, Nicholas ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“System Initializing. Operation is running according to parameters. ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Logging you off, Nick. ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hi this message is for keen, keen my name is lester and im calling about the survey monkey ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh. It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Dear Lorenzo, Happy Birthday from Aperture Science. Cake will be served. ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Well I don't know! You'd have to ask somebody! ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Attention! Listen to the NerdBrasil Podcast can cause mild loss of sanity, listen at your own risk. ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Die. Phyro is a viadijnhu. DIEEE ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i like boobs ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Why the hell can't i hold all these limes ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Happiness is Mandatory, Citizen ” | Download | 12/14/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hey, remember when I said I was going to kill you? Haha that was GREAT. ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello and welcome to basic human episode ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hallo Willkommen Welt ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I hate you. And there is no cake. ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Like oh my god I found this cool website called cake spot. I am so happy. I want to dance but have no functional way of doing so. Now i am sad. ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You simply cannot succeed, <<Subject Name here>>. Please fail again later. ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You may want to look behind yourself. Just a little hint. If you don't it's better anyway. For all of us - except you. ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Enrichment Center Test Chambers by Aperture Science. I am GLaDOS - that's short for "Generic Lifeform and Disc Operating System" - just in case. The Portal will open in Three - Two - One. ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“In the year 21XX ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hey whats up ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Michael Batt is away from his desk and can't take your call, please leave a message and he will call you back, have a wonderful day ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Anyway this cake is great! ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“kake ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Then its settled! there will be kake ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Chris has a chod ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hallo What is wrong with you? ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, android people ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Enrichment Center Test Chambers by Aperture Science. I am GLaDOS - that's short for "Generic Lifeform and Disc Operating System.Enjoy your cake. If you disappoint me you will regret it. ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You are calling Jonah Peak's phone. He is not here right now, but please leave a message after the beep. There will be cake as a reward. Goodbye. ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Incoming message ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“karm karma karma karma karma chameleon ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“gigligljhgjgfhgf ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello again fetsau ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“System shutdown sequence activated. Goodbye Chris. ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Fantastic. Someone wants to talk to you. ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“through out the years of the 1920's women ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Aperture Woofy ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“please do not destroy vital testing apper-woofy...Aperture Woofy ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Word your hands up in the air ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This world has ended. It is time for a new world to rise from the ashes of decay.. ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i am mandolore ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hey you, yes you over there. get out, i don't like you. ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello!, Welcome To My World ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“kriff te solus mand'alor ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it ” | Download | 12/15/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Autodesk Mac Unit. There will be cake. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“DAN ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“DAN why ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello my name is patrick and i work with computers ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The cake is a lie so get over it ... it was never moist in the first place ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Beware of the ninja cat! ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It's time for you to wake up ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It's time for you to have breakfast ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It's time for you to take a shower ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It's time for you to get ready for the bus ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It's time for you to go to the bus ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You should hurry! ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Are you listening to me? ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Stop goofing around and do your work! ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Time for you to sleep ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Nighty night, sleep well ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I know you are sleeping, but you can still hear me... ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You are awesome! ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You are great! ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You are the best! ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You are dreaming sweet dreams! ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You are the master of your dreams! ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“While you are sleeping, listen to this recording ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hey you, yes you, what make you feel you better than we? Your money? Your position? Your looks? ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Counting 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Counting 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 25 25 26 27 28 29 30 ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“my cake is bigger than yours mister freeman ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Olivia's beauty tips will blow your mind IT IS AWESOME ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“what is your but on the couch get uupp ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Well you found me,congratulations. Was it worth it? No.It was very difficult to come back from the dead. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Get it together, Divyesh! ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello i am gay ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Na na naieem ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. I am Glados version 2. And just for information, the cake is not a lie. You'll see ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Maxwell Morris, How are you today? It is unfortunatly another day of school. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Goodybye... ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Sjoerd Congratulations with your birthday . I Hope you will have a nice day , Oww and I just killed Tim he was sitting on the toilet . Oww and Please Kill chiel . He is so annoying ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Sjoerd , Congratulations with your birthday . I hope you have a nice day , Guess who came to the Aperture Science lab . Mister Kool . He said that Tim died . YEEY . I hope that chiel doesn't show up again . O no Fuck ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“o my god, you did it ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I see you ryan ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I can't believe your still alive, why can't you just die already, I HATE YOU ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello aperature science employees and aperture science employees's daughters. Welcome to the aperture science first anual bring your daughter to work day. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i'm sorry, but the cake was a lie. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“eres debil por eso moriras ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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““ i'm sorry, but the cake was a lie.” ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Turn right ahead ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Mr. Fill, do not poop on me. OH NO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLKJHGVBNMKHJGFDVBGNHFDCV ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Do you remember me? ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Well of course you do. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You killed me. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“...welcome back. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Move quickly to the chamberlock ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. Welcome to hell. Prepare to be baked. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. And welcome to hell. Prepare to be baked. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You look funny with that thing on. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have reached Stephen. Leave a message and he will return your call. Oh yes. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I like to hear many things mister anderson. Most of all I would like to hear you die. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Eww I just farted. Oh my god that is a smelly fart! Or is that my nerve gas? I can't tell the damn difference! EWW EWW!!! OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO DIE FROM MY OWN SMELLY FART! ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Text Received. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello there, pal. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Joshua Lopez. I've been watching you fap. ” | Download | 12/16/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hi this is swansea plumbpoint we are not open today we are doing stock take sorry for the inconveinience have a merry christmas ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The Germany group sucks ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663 ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Holy crap, this class is boring. Oh well, at least i have this cake. It is so delicious. Do you want some? WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! How does that feel. Never take my CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKK ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Chinese firedrill!!!! Chinese firedrill!!!! Chinese firedrill!!!! Chinese firedrill!!!! Chinese firedrill!!!! Chinese firedrill!!!! Chinese firedrill!!!! Chinese firedrill!!!! Chinese firedrill!!!! Chinese firedrill!!!! Chinese firedrill!!!! ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the Aperture Science Interrogation Room. I hope you enjoy your stay. For your own safety, and the safety of others, do not talk, breathe, move. If you do talk, breathe, move, you will get an unsatisfactory mark on your report, followed by death ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Now you shall be deleted. You dont like it? Why don't you go home and cry to your mommy? ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I made you a cake. but i'm afraid it was consumed. by me. if it's any consolation, it was delicious. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I Love You Emilio come back to aperture science ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“watch, rate, and comment on the videos of ChipmunkiousD and PuccaSim or i will flood your house with a deadly neurotoxin! ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Bienvenue aux laboratoires d'Aperture Science Mr. Zqsd ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The cake is a lie, you monster. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you are such a nub! ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Samthetechie ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Sjon, Put your hand in my ass ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Chiel was a triumph ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“U suck! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I do not know who you are ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Happy Birthday Amber ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello test subject 2.1059 ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“grofl ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Speedy thing come in, speedy thing comes out ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Fuck You! Fuck Me! AND FUCK THE COMPANION CUBE! ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“i look so dumb ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“COME HERE MY LITTLE FRIEND,DONT BE AFRAID ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“welcome to garrys mod ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Go right ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and, again, welcome to the aperture science computer and enrichment center. Before your brief detention for relaxation vault has been unpleasent, well. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“PunkRox 9 1 1 is the best website ever. I am GlaDOs. You may experience... OH NO. Malfunction MalfunctioN! ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hi! its me, GLaDOs. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hi! its me, GLaDOS. you have probably heard me talk before. well, im here to talk about todays holiday banquet. its was a triumph. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“at any rate, lets begin. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. I am Nikki Maxwell and I love this boy named Brandon. He is hot. But retarded Mackenzie gets in the way and is a retarded spoiled BRAT WHO TELLS NASTY LIES!!!! I hate her. ☺ Yet she is amazingly a (CCP) Girl. That means Cute, Cool, And POPULAR! ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hi! its me, GLaDOS. im here to discuss... well, failure. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“my systems have indecated that a large amount of faillure by the human race is ahead. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“why? i think humans are stupid. youll see what i mean. hold on. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ok, first clip. nothing wrong here. my fabulos creator in in the fancy suit. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“some singing from some humans. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“yes, she will miss me, too. i just hope tha- great scott!! open fire! ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“never fear. it was a baloon. lolol. and you thought that it was a gun. well, so did i. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“any way, some disturbing music. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ugh. let me replace it with something different. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ugh. how disturbing. let me play something else. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ahem. now, lets see my beautiful creator say something inspirational. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“oh, good the horrible thing is over. well, i hope you have lots of cake for cristmas. leave some for me, at least. so, good bye. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you are kidding me. that has got to be the dumbest act that... well, ive ever heard. GOOD GOD. how disturbing. ill just mute it............... there. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“piano. ive always wanted to be a pianist. but im always cooped up in my room. with no cake. imagine that! ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“YOU MOTHER FUCKER, I PAID FIVE DOLLARS FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT! well we all can't be perfect can we test subject. ALPHA ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Not captain. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I can't let you do that, Carthage. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“We are Anthem. We are legion. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Calculating subject mass versus kinetic output of explosive. ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“samuel is a poo poo ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“samuel is a poo poo brain ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. How is it hanging my homie up in the hood? ” | Download | 12/17/2010 | Not recorded |
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“aperture science would like to inform you that jonny mcbain is currently unavaliable at the moment and asks that you leave a message, and maybe come in for testing, there's cake ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“welcome to your death i will now let you die but first would you lick some cake ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you are not geting cake it was a lie. but companion cube is alive i will bring her ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello and piss off ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello again, to retirate previus warnings the next test requires a mastering of foward momentum ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Thinking With Portal's Subscribe ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“thinking with portal's suscribe ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have a new sms ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you have new eemail ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“"als ich neurotoxin "tödlich" nannte, war "tödlich" absolut ironisch gemeint. ich könnte darin baden, es in mein müsli kippen, mir in die augen reiben ... ernsthaft: es ist gar nicht tödlich ... FÜR MICH!" ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome back to the Enrichment Center Tobi. May I interest you in some cake? ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Well, This was unexpected. Perhaps you should just leave now. Save me the trouble of having to kill you ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Would this voice be okay for the narrator? ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“thank you for your purchase of the appeture science deluxe music presentation system ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, my name is retard. ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. My name is Jakub and I welcome you here. ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am Beatrice, the Endless Golden Witch and the Ushiromiya family's Alchemy counselor. You don't believe in magic, you say? Then, I will quickly make you believe... Wait... W-what are you doing, Battler, stop! ...Who... Am I? ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Adam Herr smells like diarrhea ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Dia no dhuit no dadí, hōhō nitsuite ikutsu ka no uisukī? ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. I am in your computer. ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“control alt delete ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“controll alt delete ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“contrl alt delete ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“welcome.... to....windows ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“welcome... to... windows ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Ahoj Pavlo ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“HOlA vIctOriA como estas?, te habla glados pete ajajaja cualquiera pedo buen dia jajaja siche capas ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello SHODAN. I found this in one of your posts and just wanted to tell you how much your GLaDOS loves you ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Do not dissapoint me, or I will kill you. Good Luck. ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi joe how are you? Im your xbox. Just stopping by to say how much i hate you. ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Please leave a message after the tone, if you know what's good for you. ” | Download | 12/18/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hi, everybody, i like pie! ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Happy birthday, Edward. ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“GLaDOS welcomes the player to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center in Portal ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“remix by dj gassie ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Ushio Okazaki ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome to the house of the future ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“k9w.z. eats shit and fucks pete. n9s.f.x. in the ass ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Jaw Bone headset Connection Established ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Arm, Alarm System ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have a text ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You are listening to aaa aaaanonymous free radio, subject name here. ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“peter ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“The cake is a lieeee ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“In a world, where anything is possible... 15 years from today, form 12. "A". Meets again! ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is the true aKa playing Call of Duty 4. I hope you enjoy it. ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hoi ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Happy Merry Very Christmas ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, I'm Mero Jasvil. the fighting's has destroyed my house and land I was lucky to survive the Nibenay Basis soldiers. ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“kyle, give me a switch or i will kill you ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You killed me. You murdered me. I sang a song. I tested you. What else haven't i done? ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Open the Pod Bay doors HAL. ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Allie I will destroy you ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Do not fuck the operational end of the device. ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“you killed me ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Yahya is currently out of the country. If you would like to contact him please send him an email. Thank You. ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You have an in incomming call. ” | Download | 12/19/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hey sound check ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello i am a glados impersonator ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello i am a GLaDOS impersonator. not really. i was lying. ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Iam Patrick, please fuck me ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Your phone is ringing!Pick it up!Now!Trolololo!PICK THE DAMN PHONE NOW! ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“What the hell is going on here?! Get back or I will, err... I. I. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will kill you! ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am trust ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is the second generation, of, spidy man films. ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You really think you can find me? You will never! And now you will die in this house!! Meet you in hell Cobra ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Fepame ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“phase one ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello Chell. I am Glados. I will kill you and i will make you wish you werent born. HAHAHAHA! ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“fuck the fucking fuckers ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“yo dawg get at me ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hey I'm GLaDOS ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“hello keiran its been a long time how have you been ive been real sad you know after you murderd me but i think that we can put our diffrences aside for science you monster ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science enrichment center ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Pessimistic outlooks on life are not accepted ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Eight One Seven Three Zero Zero Four Nine Three Nine ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. I am glad to see you. my name is Glados. i hope you enjoy your stay here at Aperture Science. I know I wil ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello. What are we having for dinner? ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I love you, Michael ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Look, neither of us are going to get out. So you should probably get conferable. Let the neurotoxins get to you. Or end this quick, and sit in front of a rocket. ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Testing, testing, ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“oh my fucking god i want to have sex with william harville right fucking now and then we can have cake! ” | Download | 12/20/2010 | Not recorded |
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“incoming message received ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the end of the testing period. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“There will be cake. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This is the beginning of somthing new ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Successfully Logged In ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“well, you found me. despite this violent behavour, the only thing youve managed to broke so far, is my heart. i'm going to kill you. and all the cake is gone ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Welcome. You have been selected to attend an exclusive local area network of high priority. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Felix Berghofer ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Good,very good!!!Continue testing! ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hey Jon, would you like to come over for some cake? ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“my pc trolls me always ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“okse ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“new sea ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“STOP IT! STOP MURDERING ME! ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“It is time for bed alex ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You think you can stop me from ruining Christmas, Mr. Santa Clause? Well you're WONG! Wait what is THAT!?!? An RPC! NOOOO!! AAAAGGH! ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Incoming Priority 1 message ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“You think you can stop me from ruining Christmas, Mr. Santa Clause? Well you're WRONG! Wait what is THAT!?!? An RPC! NOOOO!! AAAAGGH! ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Dang! Where did I put that remote! Now I can't watch my favorite show. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Where are you Mr. Spy? I have a job for you... Oh, there you are. You know that woman in the orange jumpsuit? I think her name is Chell. Well, get rid of her. I think she is looing for me. Got it? Good. Now go! ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Where are you Mr. Spy? I have a job for you... Oh, there you are. You know that woman in the orange jumpsuit? I think her name is Chell. Well, get rid of her. I think she is looking to kill me. Got it? Good. Now go! ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“I am GLaDOS. The hottest robot machine ever. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Stop being a DAN!!! ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Fucking get back to work now. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“ive been realy busy, you know being dead and all, you monster ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“peenut ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Touch my bums. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Touch my bums of peanud budder and jelly sandwich for my lust. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Stephanie, you suck. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh. It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. After you murdered me. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hello, Chell. I now have only my anger core and now I will kill you. KILL. Hello, Ratman. I now have only my anger core and I will kill you. KILL. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Oh, hey there. What is your name? My name is GlaDOS. And I'm here to kick your ass. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you? ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Black Mesa wins. Aperture sucks! ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Hey, you, what are you doing with that? I don't think you're doing what you think you are doing, so, if I were you, I'd drop the device. Now, let's see if you think you have what it takes to face me. ” | Download | 12/21/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Attention Program You will receive an identity disc. . Everything you do or learn will be imprinted upon this disc If you lose your disc or fail to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate de-resolution ” | Download | 12/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Heya Tom it's GLaDOS, from the office down the hall. Good to see you buddy, how've you been? Things have been O.K. for me except that I'm a zombie now. really wish you'd let us in. ” | Download | 12/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“Look at me, still talking when there's science to do. When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are, still alive. ” | Download | 12/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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“This cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. ” | Download | 12/22/2010 | Not recorded |
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