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brody
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Hello! I'm Zufick
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Thank you for using the main computer of Aperture Laboratories. Goodbye.
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Ladies and Gentleman, This is Finax
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Welcome to the blarney stone
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Greetings. Are you redy to start todays test? Well, I am. So get into the test chamber.
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Oh Hi. My name is GLADOS
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Was there ever any doubt?
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Hi My Name Is GLaaDOS
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Helo, how old are you?
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I am glados your guide
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This is life
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i love you buba
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Can I keep you?
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Hello America
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You were a fool to ever return. After I clearly told you not to come back, too. So go on ahead and choose how it all ends. For you, specifically. Not me. I'd just eventually come back, anyway. You, on the other hand...
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Holy Jimini Cricket
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I will kill you slowly
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koko
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Hi! My name is glados
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I Dont Hate You
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Please, Go away.
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You WON'T come back
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Hello welcome to Apreture science, Subject Name, Julian
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I've been expecting you. Remember you beat that moron personality core and sent him into space? You thought you did all that didn't you? Well, you didn't. That was a test. And you passed. He's here, would you like to see him? Too bad. I killed him.
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Hi everyone this is my first test of the Glados VOICE
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I have a present for you
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You're not even going the right way.
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Welcome to your Lab , Scientist..
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I made cake!
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Jess there will be cake.
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Because of the inefficient process used to generate voice lines (see below), it takes about ~10 minutes to generate a single line,
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Why were you helping that man-made moron?
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Hello hedgehog.Let`s our portal tests
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So,
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Render complete
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Hello Brian, I missed you...
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I would like to donate.
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Hi, i am GLaDOS. And now i live in your computer
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Hello i am glados!You must dye!
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I am GlaDOS I am your master
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I want all of you,Andrea.
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Press Pause Dot Net
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Welcome to the aperture science faciliity. Today you will be tested. Please follow these instructions.
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potato pancake
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Hello, how, are, you?
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This is the second episode of Republic Of Trash, mixed by ROT
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Ralph is looking for molly
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Hello. You have reached the voicemail of Valentine Chua. He is unable to take your call right now. Please leave a message after the beep.
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number 1
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My name is Abi Hoffman. Welcome to my world.
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EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE
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Well, now that you're inside of my evil lair, i may as well perform some....tests. While you're waiting, i guess you could play with my pet chicken. Don't worry, he won't devour your soul or anything.
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Happy birthday Momiji
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All Legendarys and pearlescents are now locked in their containers the container will require a Hyperion key
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you know how much I enjoy appearing unexpectedly.
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oh so you found me I thought you would have learned you lesson by now lets try somthing a bit harder
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eddie is so cute
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She was a lot like you. Maybe not quite as heavy.
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Svante is not ailable right now. Please call again later
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you will die now because you are bick
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hello my name is Samuel
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It's Vazdania...yea...my voice sucks
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feed the mercutio
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Welcome to Aperture detention center
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pie is the solution
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I love yoy
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happy birthday, squirrel. I love you. Orochi
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AHHH
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I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves and bull dykes.
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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
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Hello BrQ
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I am a robot. Please suck my sexual organ
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mcplayers360
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the cake is a lie...
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All the petunia thought when it was flashed into existence was: Oh no, not again"
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Your timer is done!
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Thanks for calling the Apple store at the summit. this is glados, how can i help you?
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how do you do?
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Welcome to the test chamber
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hello, I'm Glados, and you are stupid.... okey, bye bye
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Full Metal Records
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seni sikerim
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Hello once again audience, and welcome to another edition of I wanna be the Ale life
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Hola, sean todos bienvenidos a mi historia
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welcome, again, to dota
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Hello, and, again, welcome to dota.
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Yes Master Joey?
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Well according to my scanners, Luke and Paul are tied up right now. Unlike your pilot, who has 0 wins and -2 losses.
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You are actually behind in the games due to the 2 and 1/2 bottles of wine, 1 can of Monster, and 7 shots of whiskey that you've consumed over the other 2 games. So basically to put it, you are drunk off your ass. Too bad,so sad.
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And also to update you on the events that have occured Joey, Paul won Texas-Hold-Em with flying colors. Even though he is colorblind due to either a bottle of red and blue pills that were found in his roommate's drawer?
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Or he has too much drugs in his system? Preferably the cocain and crack he combined and has used for 6 months.
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And Luke won the game of war with excellent skill. Even though he probably cheated by having a card or two up his sleeve?
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The again, you probably just used the reflections on the wine glasses on the table to look at the other player's cards, easily winning the war when you have lost the battle.
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Then again, you probably just used the reflections of the wine glasses on the table to look at the other player's cards, easily winning the war when you have lost the battle.
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Whatever you wish to call it Mr. Schwartz, but my calculations are never wrong...most of the time.
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Well it seems that Paul has won the game of blackjack
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Indeed, you both are now tied for the prize. But there were some minor injuries during the game. But that depend's on the damage of the black eyes you all have. As well as the damage of your dignity and pride as a pilot Mr. Johnson
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Correct, you both are now tied for the prize. But there were some minor injuries during the game. But that depend's on the damage of the black eyes you all have. As well as the damage of your dignity and pride as a pilot Mr. Johnson
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He is in stable condition. Though, I detect that his alcohol level is 5.7. Which is impossible by your human means.
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Oh joy, now it's time to write random letters and words all over his face with sharpie. As well as shaving off his eyebrows.
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The results are now in and the winner is Mr. Summers. What a surprise, for a guy who dresses like someone who is unemployed and has the use of intelligible slang and words to win at something so sophisticated as this. Oh well, it's a human thing i guess?
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Indeed he did by saying that he had 4 jacks in one hand. And then 4 7's in another hand. Which according to my analysis, is just illogical by your human standards and ways.
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Of course it was Mr. Schwartz, but everyone knows that anyone can easily tell a white like to anyone these days. Even one such as yourself.
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Commencing credits in 5....4....3....2....1.... credit list initiated. Happy Holidays.
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Hello, my name is 0.1424232424107. Or John H0-13 as my programmer has nicknamed me as now.
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what do you want from me... you are monster
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Neurotoxin would be very useful right now..
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You are so smart that snails should be worried of you outsmarting them.
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The quantum tunnel will open in three... two... one...
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Glados is you , not me
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Intrusion detected! Silent alarm has been activated. Neurotoxin will be dispatched shortly.
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It is high noon
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i hate blacks
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When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby.
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Loading ray gun, please stay in your place and remain in silence for this procedure
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Third
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The enrichment center is required to remind you that there will be cake.
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Machine is starting
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ZEUS
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Thank you for your feedback
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I wish potatoes could all die. Along with birds.
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Someone is calling. Answer.
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hola hijos de la verga
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Helo Again
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hello who are you?
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Oh happy you. You pressd a button. Congratulations. Cake achievment unlocked !
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I will kill you. Use your money to buy Overwatch. Then proceed to do more testing.
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Quero comer chip azul.
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Alarm has been activated. Please advise.
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Hello I am GlaDOS... I miss the lady who was here... could you cheer me up?
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This was so fun but you need to stop being a stranger
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Will you like this?
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Haha, I see you in reality.
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you look great by the way, very healthy
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Yeah, I am GLaDOS. Did you remember me. No? I'm behind you...
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Sport mode activated
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well, well, well, what do we have here? Some new test subjects, I see...
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Oh boy, what do we have here?
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Oh, it's you, you scrub. I bet you got rekt during the last test, you noob!
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I'm GLaDOS and I love Chell
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YOU MURDERER!
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NOBODY'S GOING TO SPACE!
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YOU!?
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Inside
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Starting Aperture Science handheld Control Device
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this is your new handheld control device
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testing at aputure science
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You realize you are going to be dead in about 0.25 seconds, Right?
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Hello, you have reached Jacob. He is currently having some delicious cake. If you want to join him, you can leave a message.
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Why is this happening?
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why do i exist
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Beunos Dias, Mandy
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Please stand clear of the doors or else, Goodbye.
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