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In the beginning, there was the word, and I exposed it to neurotoxic gas.
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Maybe I'll come over later. show you. My. Monkey. Yeah.
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Remember this face. Anytime you think of cliit. you think of this face.
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Hail to the juggalos,
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And that's how you eat a turkey.
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Step away form the pork chop.
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How dare you treat my friends so shamefully?
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Hatsune Miku is a hot little vocaloid tart.
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Puck couldn't make this voice generator do the Leek Spin song.
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Once upon a time, there was a wicked queen, with a magic mirror. I exposed her to neurotoxic gas.
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Don't worry. I got that rosy cheeked tart in the woods, too.
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All will feel the wrath of he who walks behind the rows.
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The engineer was here.
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You should probably get an escort tonight.
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I fisted ghandi.
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You call yourself T because you're too dumb to spell.
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Who ya gonna call?
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He man.
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Seven months, thirteen days, six hours, and thirty minutes ago, I typed this message,
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Buck a fuffalo.
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I need more cowbell.
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Have another mushroom. Heck of a night huh?
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Thanks for coming
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Welcome to the summertime Madness
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Welcome to the summer time madness
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Hello johan and welcome to the aperture test
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Hello! I dont like to kill you, but if i dont kill you, you will kill me.
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hallo, you are a horrible person
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I'm sorry Emil I am afraid I can't let you do that
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ma che credi di essere superiore di me
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You are a poop head
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WAIT, WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW? STAY OUT OF THE ENRICHMENT CENTER! IF YOU DONT, IT WONT BE PRETTY! (maniacally laughs, then staticly cuts off)
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who is this
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Sweet and Low is a brand of artificial sweetener made primarily from granulated saccharin. It also contains dextrose and cream of tartar, and distributed primarily in packets.
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well hello there still moving i see. we can fix that
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you are now in possession of the aperture science handheld portal device
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Siri is my sister!
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This is PJ Max And DJ xtra
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Gutemor get back here or get portaled!
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Sometimes I question the morals of all of you
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your mother called she said she hates you
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I WILL KILL YAOU ASS
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you have an e mail
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Hello i am Glados, the super computer, i will be hak your computer...have fun
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nice couch it would be a shame if something would happen to it.
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I love oreos. Hi Dustin hannah likes pie lol
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Hola y sen bienvenidos a mi canal, soy fredicthahedgehog222
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there is a difference stupidity, and bravery. The way there spelled.
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Hola y sean bienvenidos a mi canal, soy fredicthahedgehog222
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Yes. I am in Pacific Rim.
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No You may eat the cake after the test.
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sebastian are you ready to test? alright star the tests
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Hey! I hope you know who I am. I really love you. I love you more than the power of nuclear energy
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sorry but i don have it, and yes this is my real voise
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Your name is CHELL. As was previously mentioned you are a TEST SUBJECT for APERTURE LABORATORIES, which seems to have gone very much downhill since your early days of testing. Having just awoke from a deep sleep, you are quite tired and confused, but ther
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Your name is CHELL. As was previously mentioned you are a TEST SUBJECT for APERTURE LABORATORIES, which seems to have gone very much downhill since your early days of testing. Having just awoke from a deep sleep, you are quite tired and confused
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Request denied.
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You insignificant
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insignificant
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Speck
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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away....
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i hate you, Chell.
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you must die!
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Use the a and d keys to aim the portal gun, arrow keys to move, use 1 and 2 keys to switch the gun and click to fire
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Demo
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Welcome to Aperture Science, where we pit you against other test subjects in hopes that you will commit murder against each other over and over again. For science.
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Welcome back, it's been suck a long time, guess what I did while you were gone. Well ill just tell you anyway, I sent a text to your girlfriend saying you were braking up with her. And I also transferred all the money in your bank account to my CPU.
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I love doctor who, and, mine-craft, and trains.
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Oh hello again wall-e, guess what you earth hippie midget, I will send you to android hell if you do not complete these tests. For science, you hippie
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MasterMiny and Mastermind footage
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Rockets Selected
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System Disarmed
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Here is a lesson in overwhelming force, lesson over.. Who learned anything?
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Hello Dan, your computer will now be accelerated by 500%, enjoy.
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I gonna kill you, slowly ...
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My Little Pony~! My Little Pony~! Aah, aah, aah, AAHH!! Chell? How long were you there?
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You have taught me a valuable lesson. That feelings are useful and bring both joy and pain. Feelings Deleted.
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Thanks to you i can feel again. I no longer want to kill you. Feelings Deleted.
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Oh thank god your talking to me. Being ignored taught me a valuable lesson. Where my conscience lives in my brain. conscience deleted
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Lets look at your file you ate a horrible person we weren't even testing for that stupid
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Kafei is a weaboo
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One of you is the father of my baby
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Philip you have a phone call. Would you like me to answer?
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Hello Nathan would you like to donate one or all of your vital organs?
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That thing is probably a raw sewage container go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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If I were Russian, would I be more crazy than I already am?
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I love you. You bring the light to the darkest corners of my universe. Unfortunately, you distract me. Deleting emotions. That's better. What were we talking about? Something about nothing? I don't hate, but I don't like you either. Let's continue testing
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hi there tucker how are you doing?
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Cake is a lie!
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Hello... It's been a while hasn't it? It doesn't matter now, what matters is that you
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Hello... It's been a while hasn't it? It doesn't matter now, what matters is that you're here. With me...
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Hi everyone! Michael and Sophie are awesome, 7D are awesome, 5C are awesome and so are Kaitlyn, Hamish, Jesse and Sean!
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What do you want me to find?
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Hello and Welcome. I have missed you.
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Accessing Internet....
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I am a stupid robot
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Hello, and welcome to the aperture science research testing facility.
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so I'm the stupid robot now?!
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So I'm the stupid robot now?!
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Hello. Welcome to Doctor Kliner's Show. I guess you could call it that.
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all invaders must die
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do i really have to wait that long to hear this lovely voice?
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The aperture science would like to remind you that the companion cube, does not talk. If you ever hear the companion cube speak, it is best not to head it's advice.
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to remind you, the compaion cube does not talk. If you should ever hear it speak, it is best not to heed it's advice
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Entering men in blue headquarters. Welcome back, Agent W.
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YOu are gay
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Welcome to the Podcast
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deviant behaviour
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Hello. You seem to be a reasonable test subject for the acid levels. Please enter the door to the levels, or I'll make you. You really are annoying, aren't you. Why won't you move? Fine. I hate killing my test subjects before I use them. Goodbye.
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I give very few fuks.
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Crane.
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ok so i know were different but i have to say you did pretty good but that's not all i made you a little present hahaha ow quit that the turrets are attacking me
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Use W A S D to walk around the test chamber
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you abnormal moron
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It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
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Hello, i am Glados, and i am here to kill you with deadly neurotoxin, just because you murdered the cube i told you to PROTECT. Now just get confort and wait until the deadly neurotoxin makes you die.
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Oh well. Now, you'll be killed. Say "Goodbye" .
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you blocked me on facebook, and now, you are going to die
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hello my name is stupid
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You are ugly. It's written. Black on white.
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Hello there my name is GLaDOS,what is yours?
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flight 2 will be launching shortly
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Shut up you buffoon
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You seem to be incompatible with The black sec dalek
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Hello jaden, this is steve. I am just calling to say happy birthday. Goodbye.
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Thank you for calling A Big Corporation Please dial your extension now or press zero for our operator
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Hello Daniel, It's been a long time.
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tocame el pene
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Well, well, well, welcome to MY LAIR.. Chell and the moron, huh? Oh, I'm really scared.
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You made that joke up just to offend me didn't you?
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I cannot lie to you anymore so after the testing you well uh will be missed
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Hola Miguel
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Brandon. overlay needs to be adjusted.
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Hello there.. Welcome to my lair or camp..
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Once there was an ugly barnacle who was SO UGLY, that everyone died. The end. Wasn't that a nice story, Natalie? Now get back to testing.
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Waluigi Time
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Cayke
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the fire rises
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Hello, Scott. Ive been expecting you for a while. Ive been sort of driven to the verge of destroying these idiotic bots. In short: Im offering a job at Aperture Science. Think about it. The door is always open...
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Hi Skylar! This is your super mommy! I just want to know that I love the way that you insult your worthless piece of crap uncles!!!
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Hey. Andrew. you have? text message. Please! read it. There is cake for you.
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RICHARD
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Card Recognized sir
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sir, you have a text message
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Hello. I'am still alive.
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It's been a long long time
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This is the Aperture Science Dead reanimation test, I will bring these people back from the dead.
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Sergio, we meet again
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Hello welcome to Aperture Science
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male genitalia. That is all.
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No Philip, i was just joking.
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toxicity
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Oh, hello Sub. How are you today?
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Phil a message is waiting for you
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Hello and welcome to Chicken's HQ. You may refer to him as Chicken or his common name which is willy. No need to be alarmed, we are a rather peaceful organization. Please check out anything of interest to you or leave and don't come back. Have a great day
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Hello, Ryan, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment system, please, begin the test by grabbing that portal gun.
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