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Hello Darqe and Emma, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
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Caroline...where have I heard that name... OH she was your mom, Chell
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I don't want to alarm you, but you seem to be on fire. Is that a good thing, you ask? No, it isn
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I don't want to alarm you, but you seem to be on fire. Please use the Aperture Science automated one-button hose to extinguish yourself. Oh, they are broken. Sorry, Chell.
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My next guest is the star of the portal series she was a new game slated for later this vear please welcome test subject Chell
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Excuse me sir but chell is a silent protagonist She doesn't talk.
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HFM
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Emergency decontamination system activated.
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Hello on Aperture Sience
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Hello there. Mom. Arent You hungry?
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i don`t kiss you
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i don`t
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Valkyrie Hello how are you? Please Play Portal 2.
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Warning... Warning... System Core Approaching Critical Temperatures: commencing Shutdown.
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Attention: Warning.
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Do I sound like GLaDOS?
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Well...Well...Well Here We Are Agan Lets Start Testing
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The marker is detected
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First blood. Double kill. Triple kill. Quadra kill. Penta kill. Welcome to summoner's rift. Minions have spawned. Rampage. An enemy has been slain. An enemy is unstopable. You have destroyed a turret. Enemy.
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