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Hello Alex, how are you doing?
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Hello. You are really starting to just push my buttons now.
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Olivetti booting up
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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Hello. This is GlaD
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Hello. This is GLaDOS. Paolo is not home right now. Please leave a message after the beep.
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Roshan will respawn in one minute
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This is GlaDOS
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I am GlaDOS.
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Good day sir
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Hello turbo566, today is the day you are called for testing. The amount of time you have waited for this is the same time it takes to germinate a baby. For Science.
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This is a test. Not just a test but a new sound file just for you. I know who you are and I know that you have no buisness here so good luck
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You Will Die For That
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Hello, and welcome to the Eqestria Science Laboratories...I am GlaD to see you there and I thing we'll have a funny time, doing tests...good luck,may be you won't die in the next some minutes,are you ready to begin the test program?...so we are going now!
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Insufficient Data For Meaningful Answer.
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Hello. My name is Glados. Welcome again to the Apperature Labs.
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What is white, orange, and red all over? The answer... is you. I'm going to kill you, Chell.
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