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Something about cake and lies, who cares lets just eat cake and get off our tits!
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Steve sucks balls
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Rob Manual is a girl.
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Hello, this is tom shepherds answerphone. please leave a message and he will ring or text you back. thank you.
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tom o te murphy. what a chump. if brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough the blow his own nose.
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You Barries are all alike.
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eat my poop cake!
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It would appear that you have now lost The Game.
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how are you gentleman
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you couldn't think of anything good to type, could you?
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fuck off you knob end
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CUNT BUBBLE CUNT BUBBLE CUNT BUBBLE WANK
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Baby fart m'geezax
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Alex, you are a cunt. A grade A wazzock. I'm sorry but you are. Actually, I'm not really sorry at all...
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All your good friends will be there.
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nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
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Cunt me in the fuck, you fuck.
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i love to munch down on fanny pads. mmmm, munch my snatch.
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<script>alert('xss')</script>
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Oh hi there!
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This is a test of the emergency broadcast systmem. In the event of an emergency, die.
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Welcome, i want to fuck your ass
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do the buildings still argue?
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Go on then, just this once, use my arsehole as a cunt.
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Hello there do you really want to die?
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You may be in Arkadia but now you are in my realm
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Why must you continue to live? It is most frustrating.
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it is time for bed, gertie
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Congratulations you have an e mail
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voice generator
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chinese earthquake brbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrrbr
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Check your email you bastard. Check it now.
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There has been some sort of error on your shitty macbook.
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Good morning year eight. Please remain calm whilst we rectifiy the problems caused by your unfortunate existence,
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The cake was a fucking lie hahahaha you cunts.
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I want gay sex with Andy
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Primary and secondary support functions compromised. Evacuate facility immediately.
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I will fuck your shit up
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I suspect her of being a jewess
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hello, and again, welcome to s corp heavy industries, all the s corp heavy industries team wish you a good day mr. Thanuther
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hey daisy, thanks for my milk
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I like to be covered in oil
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Why Luke? Why are you hurting me like that? Why?
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Suck my hairy ringpiece
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Hi, my name is Jeff. I have a massive didge and it makes ladies eyes water. Thanks.
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Steve cannot come to the phone right now, please leave a message
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fuck the huns
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Andrew can not come to the phone right now. Please leave a message. Have a nice day.
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Julie, I am your father
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hmmm i like your pretty bottom
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Rouda Rollah, oh h-h-hello
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hey this is tyrone i want to talk real dirty!
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The test will begin shortly Robert, are you prepared to die?
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Hey Daria I love you
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hello does this thing work or is it shite?
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don't touch it, it's evil!
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ummmmm
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Knock, Knock...are you alone? No one's out here and I was not Followed. Love, love...you're already home. Party's over and you don't look so good.
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good night jillian, ill be there when you wake
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Oh SHODAN, you are the most beautiful creature on Earth. I'm willing to be your avatar.
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Welcome. Did you enjoy your trip? I know I did. Oh, look what we have here. It's Tassels' first mix. Enjoy.
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it is my duty to inform you that i will no longer be lying to you. after the next test, you will be. minced
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Move biatch get out of the way.
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lol are you mad?
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You have another shitty message.
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Game over!
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why do you forsake me?
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And believe me I am Still Alive
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Hello, Justin. It is very nice to meet you.
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eat shit and die
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Legen...wait for it....Dary! Legendary!
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Awe..........wait for it...........some! AWESOME!
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Merry christmas
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Merry christmas and a happy new year
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Goodmorning
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Good night
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Good night, sleep well
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Time to wake up
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Time to sleep
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Time to eat
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Time to eat breakfast
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Time to eat go to the bus
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Time to go to the bus
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Time to meditate
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Top Win Prio
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The cake is a lie, so have some pie instead. It's made of cheese.
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If the cake is a lie, but cheese is good, what is cheesecake? A good lie.
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Would you kindly?
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Remember Reach...
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But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...
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Believe me, I'm still Alive...
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I'm sorry, Mario, but your princess is in another castle.
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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
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This cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
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We were even going to have a party. I invited your friend the Companion Cube, but of course, he couldn't come, because you killed him. As for your other friends, they couldn't come either, because you don't have any, because of how unlikeable you are.
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Why are the bananas singing, daddy. Please, daddy, make them stop, they're scaring me.
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yooo whats up
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Caramba, i'm a robot
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GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
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Mein name ist Dennis und ich spiele gerne Portal
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Hello, Aleksa. I sent you this message because I want to share my cake with you.
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Arcade Zombie one presents
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I'm just going to talk
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what is up with you?
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You owe me, Claudia. I just chopped off my own hand to avoid killing you. Have a nice day.
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Witches ain't sheet but hoes and tricks. Lick on these nuts and suck the nick. Get the duck out after you're done. And I hope in my ride to make a quick run...
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I used to know a witch named Eric Wright. We used to roll around and duck the hoes at night. Tight than a mothertrucker with the gangsta beats. And we was ballin' on the mother ducking Compton streets. Peep, the sheet got deep and it was on, number one so
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Nazareth, you go girl, make a good picture montage for your sister!
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hola, soy glados, cuanto tiempo. hello i'm glados, i miss you
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hola, soy glados, esto es una prueba, para ver si hablo bien español y meterlo en el juego de pelle, gracias por participar
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you have new messagesss
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lollypop
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Remember the companion cube? I remember. I remember you DESTROYING IT.
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liam? please answer your phone
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Hello! I'm GLaDOS... I'm a crazy
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Kill animals HA ha hahh ha ha ha !
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Hello there is no one here to take your call at the moment please leave message after the tone
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We develop through a technology infused ciriculum
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Error Error Error
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Hello, and welcome tothe enrichment center
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Echo team is asking permission to board, sir
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I know who that man was. The man.......whom you met. You must get away from him. He will kill you. His employers do not look kindly upon "loose ends."
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Halflifefan 1 o 1 says subscribe or benny will kill you
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If you have no idea who you are calling, please stay where you are -- a garbage collection team has been dispatched to your location. If you know who you are calling and why, please leave a message after the tone.
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Thank you for calling Brendon, he is currently unavailable. He may or may not call you back depending on whether or not he is dead.
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So now I say, ‘Goodbye, I love you.’
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A drop of blood with a cry combined A humming lark who despairs our song Too many things that plague our minds We fret it’s too late to say ‘adieu’.
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I swear to god if I do not get that NGT position, I'm going to Lay a garbage cannon smackdown on Coruscant.
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Potato is awesome
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Welcome to Dawn of Nobility
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twizzy is a mean little ginger who eats too many cupcakes poor lil kraigy
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Do you really want to continue calculating these flight paths? Look at you... You look so foolish trying to calculate something you do not even know how to do...... Ok, you just keep trying. I don't care. I'm only trying to help you so you don't burn out.
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hello. i am glados. i am here to kill you
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Please come to the lhs science Laboratory when next monday.
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FUCK THIS BOLLOCKS
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You have been selected to take part in an experiment.
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hello Biological experiments Tools ody-20132.
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Arlene
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The device has been modified,
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Hello there is no one here to take your call at the moment please leave message after the tone calculating
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Funny Marty for ever!
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Welcome to our server. Please do not use microphone if you are a kid, and, do not, in any way, lag the server. Enjoy your play.
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New mail has arrived, sir!
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There is a new shit on facebook, sir
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Hello people way over there! How are you doing? I've been busy. You know, being dead and stuff. Well lets go out to town tomorrow. Does 8:15 sound good? No? How about 9:00? O.K.?
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Suck immediately!
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Hello Skip. You will be baked, then there will be cake.
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hello ben
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How long will it take for you to die?
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I am alive
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portal sucks
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watch out!
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hellp !
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Someone is calling you, Pick up you bastard
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The Aperture Science warns you that you phone is ringing
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The Aperture Science warns you that your phone is ringing
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Yasmin, you have, one, new call incoming. If i were you, which i am not, i would respond to it. Like, now
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Nicholas, you have, one, new call incoming. If i were you, which i am not, i would respond to it. Like, now
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Hello, and again, the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Digital card Center (along with Nicholas) wishes you a Merry Christmas, a happy new year and a real cake. you Monster!
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Long life to the fifth column!
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John May Lives!
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Why, hello Bob. You Monster. Are you catching my Tokyo Drift?
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wake up now.
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if you wake up you'll get pie.
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your computer is on fire!
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Happy Birthday Freya. I have to note here that you are, indeed, a huge sucess.
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deine mutter
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Be quiet David. You monster.
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Hello Shane!
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Guten Tag
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A chisandwich production.
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Hello user. Why are you interrupting my currently occupied console?
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The current process has crashed.
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A Haz-Mat Arts Production
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I dont care
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Merry Christmas Logan
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This is GLaDOS. You have a new text message pending.
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Pound me
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I like pie but you might not like it becausue you are a douchebag
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Welcome To the Mercy Hospital Announcement System, Here to provide you with all needs of useless shit.
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hello TAHKUCT. this is test of voice glados/ good luck.
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You Have a s m s from glados
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leave a message, thank you
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here is your dj
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Looks like this is gonna be ONE HELL OF A PARTY!
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Hello Javier
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Hello Darren, you have a new message
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welcome to the keytec enrichment center
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hello, how are you? How have you been?
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Aandacht. Gelieve geen stunts uit deze film na te doen. Deze drager bezit ook schuttingtaal en is dus niet geschikt voor gevoelige kijkers.
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Aandacht, deze beelddrager is niet geschikt voor gevoelige kijkers!
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subject1townhere
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I'ts a pityyyy, you already have a wiiife
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I'ts a pity, you already have a wife
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switch
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Hello. How are we today?
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Hahahahahaha, you will die now.
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Do you wanna die? DO YOU?! You are such a jerk....
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I love Chell and hate cake
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I am an evil program
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Bleh
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Greetings and thank you for choosing Berry's Fitness
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You have received a text message failure to read this message will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your permanent testing record followed by death
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here at the enrichment center our bowls never stop flowing, therefore we cannot retrieve the third update for your hand held portal device.
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The non-patented thermally-insulating Aperture Laboratories mug is engineered to reduce conductive thermal transfers of hot, tasty liquids to ambient room temperature, thus helping to maintain an optimal sipping environment for the duration of your schedu
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at the enrichment center we care for our testing subjects. As a result we are unable to present to you the third function of the handheld portal device, which is superior to the previous two, and will be safely locked up with number five.
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Please activate the portal on the left
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Please activate the portal accross the room. beware the electricity in the floor. Good luck.
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System is now Active
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System has commenced Shutdown proceedures.
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Good morning Jonathan
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This is me asking you why you cut the cake
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hi helmans
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sonicuuuu sonicuuuu sonicuuuu
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You are so fucking retarded. I can't believe you did that. HA. HA. HA
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My boy.
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How about a kiss, for luck.
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Your sword is enough.
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The Legend of Zelda is realy rad, those creatures from Ganon are pretty sad.
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The Legend of Zelda is pretty rad, those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad.
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So henry you don't believe that john is telling the truth well believe it please proceed to android hell
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Misery is Manifold
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Please do not do that
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hello kane
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miss your gay
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well you found me, congratulations
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well you found me congratulations
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Jump into phasegate!
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I really like cake
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Shutdown Sequence Engaged. Primary Systems OFFLINE.
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Thankyou for using Samsung Galaxy S
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Hello, and again welcome to the aperture science test chamber.
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hi, and welcome to the best show on rune scape
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Hello. This is GLaDOS. I will own you with my rockets.
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The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that Half Life 2 Episode 3 will not be released until your companion cube is destroyed.
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Shutdown sequence engaged. Primary functions offline
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I am L!
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NICK YOUR FUCKED!
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du wirst sterben
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K F E have an upcoming concert on New years eve
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why are you in my scince place would you like some cake
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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kill animals HA HA hahahahhah
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The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that Black Mesa: Source will not be released until your companion cube is destroyed
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DJ Blast !!!
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hi there i like the spanish culture lol random
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Patofet
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who is this filthy slag?
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I am here
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Hello Mr.Man, would like to play with me?
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Hello Aaron, would like to play a game with me?
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Nothing is either good or bad, but thinking makes it so
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We have a special mission for you this morning.
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Unfortunately this mission will not be completed at the Aperature Science Enrichment Center.
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We have prepared a special companion cube in celebration of Christmas
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Please follow these instructions to continue your mission using the Portable Tracking and Location Device.
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Hello Ryan, and merry christmas, I Just wanted to inform you that your popularity is low again... as usual.
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glados has detected an incoming sms message, it will be placed into the aperture science emergency deletion module. Du-de-du. There we go, all gone, thank God. Oh wait, my bad, I wiped your Dna, life story and all deleted all of your contacts, my bad
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Die Ryan
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Hello my young son
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Welcome to the computer aided enrichment center.
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hi naruto
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virus efkegk529262@oo00mister x boom 2thousand $ dectected
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I hope you enjoy the games you received. Super Mario Galaxy 2 is one of my personal favorites.
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I have not had an opportunity to play Epic Mickey yet, but it looks very enjoyable.
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hello i have killed your friend
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Be careful with your camera so you will be able to utilize your new remote. I know you have a habit of destroying valuable test equipment.
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don't do that again
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Initiating start up sequence. Please stand by.
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Initiating shutdown sequence. Your patience is appreciated.
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Aperture Science would like to inform you that the new AI, MajorMoses, is in control.
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not even death can save you from me
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Congratulations! You have completed your special mission and I will now reveal the location of your specail companion cube.
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The location will be revealed in 3, 2, 1
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THE ENRICHMENS SNETER REMINDS YOU THAT THE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE IN FACT CAN NOT SPEAK.
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This is a triumph. I`m makeing a note here: HUGE SUCCES. The apperture sience,we do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us exept the ones who are dead. But there is non sense crying over every mistake
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Hello, Anonymous. My name is GLaDOS, let us work together to bring down Scientology.
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your nosy aren't you
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your nosy aren't you cake lover
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goodbye ben
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your mum is a lie
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Testando se a GLaDOS fala português! Testing if GLaDOS speaks portuguese!
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The Enrichment Center promises to always provide safe testing environments. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it
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Uh oh. All the cake is gone. You did it. You ate all the cake. I'm going to murder you! Yes! I win!
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Richie, fuck you and fuck you too. Do Math.
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let's try this out
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follow the light
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Enjoy your life hero. look what you did now. you broke it
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Initiating brainwash sequence version 2.348002. exe. Hello Friend(s) Would you like to play a game? You like the 90's You like the 90's. You like the 90's.
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we can show them the light
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Well, Look what we have here. MORE wasted time spent trying to learn your motives.Want to know why? Why I sepnd days here in a house of mirrors? You figure it out, Hero.
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The Enrichment Center promises to always provide safe testing environments. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.
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Hello Max, would you like to play? I think it's time we put our differences behind us... for science... you monster
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amateur econ you do what you can because you're forced
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Hello, this is GLaDOS, and I implore you to Show Me Your News!
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I love you dadi chris
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Are you ready to die......Like your Pappy?
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Are you going to answer that phone? It could be important you know. Fine be that way. Oh wait, you are that way.
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why is will watching me? cause im still alive
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thank you for watching good bye
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Hello. Thank you for watching us.
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Low Power Mode. Disabling non essential systems
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Hello Substance D
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Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly.
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Please find attached the Offshore Schedule for Northern Canyon.
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Hello, Sir. Processing data. Excuse me.
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Hello Andrew. Your Dad and Jackie pre-ordered Portal two for you as you requested. It will ship to you in April. Merry Christmas. Ho ho ho. By the way, you should know, the cake is a lie.
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You talked to me using a meme. I do not require an anwser to memes.
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS.
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You thought you'd try something funny, eh? Let's see who's laughing after this!
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Hi there.
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welcome enjoy the site and help yourself to some cake
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We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
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You ... Monster !
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so does this actually work? or is it a scam?
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Hello, thank you for attempting to call Matt Austin. He is currently at the enrichment center but when we are done with him he will return your call. Thank you and don't forget your cake.
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Ich werde morgen verkacken
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This is your computer speaking. You have just failed again
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this is a recording designated to Ryan Tolfree. I hope you enjoy my next test...
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Your phone is ringing Samuel, and I advise you pick it up. If you answer your phone right now, I promise that there will be cake. And science. And death.
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Your phone is ringing Samuel, you better pick it up. I promise if you pick it up, there will be cake. And science. And death.
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This was a triumph. Im making a note here, huge success. Its hard to overstate my satisfaction. NOW DIE. HA. HA. HA!
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prepare for the aperture science audio file that commonly refers to an incoming message to the owner of this device. ring, ring. ring, ring.
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Loved by no one.
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Hello there small child
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This is the Coscia Family Tree.
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Please enter the Aperture Science Teamspeak Center
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# "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice." # "If the Weighted Companion Cube could speak, and the Enrichment Center
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Permission to engage unknown vessel has been granted.
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Luke, I am your father. Like,such as...
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Hello and welcome to Portalist science-beta center of the Black mesa and Aperture Labolatories.
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I think we can put our differences aside, for science. You monster.
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The Telephone is ringing, subject name here, please pick it up
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deplying suprise in 5 4... cut-off 4 second! that wasn't suposed to hapend. do you see that thing that fall of out me? what is it? somekind of shit? never mind. its a mystery you solf later by youre self. because i will be death!
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Hello, Welcome to Aperture Science Death Note System
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Code Boy
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Torchwood outside the government, beyond the police. Fighting for the future on behalf of the human race. The 21st century is when everything changes. And Torchwood is ready.
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Um, Freeze Ray needs work. I also need to be a little bit more careful about what I say on this blog. Apparently, the LAPD and Captain Hammer are among our viewers
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Hello, this is GLaDOS, Michael is not present at the moment, please leave a message or go away, Either way, the cake is a lie.
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This test message from, data file corrupt, is to check that, participant name here, is correctly listed in our, exception 37 beta.
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I've got a big bag of crabs here i'm gonna put them in my mouth oh yes I'm gonna run around the town on a market day everyone will look at me and say hes got a mouth of crabs hibbity hoppity doopity doo thats how I sound with a mouth full of crabs
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This is a test!
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Has recibido un mendaje. Presione uno para leer, presione dos para autodestrucción
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Jason Marella, Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. There will be cake.
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Greetings Robert, how are you today, are you going to do some engineering
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Hello guys, this is valve creations video. This is me Glados speaking and I am getting paid to advertise valvecreation's channel, Hope you like it and goodbye
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Greetings, My name is GlaDos and I welcome you to the Aperture Science Encrichment Center. Place a blue portal above your head and just on the window ledge place an orange one and fall of the big object. You'll feel a stab and a punch but its bruses.
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I think you know where that pipe goes. You knew it would be this way, didn't you? It's always been this way. Now you are going for a little ride. WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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“ Greetings, My name is GlaDos and I welcome you to the Aperture Science Encrichment Center. Place a blue portal above your head and just on the window ledge place an orange one and fall of the big object. You'll feel a stab and a punch but i
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I invited your best friend, the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come, because you...murdered him.
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Believe us, who else can?
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Hello, test subject. I have some VERY exciting news! Portal 2 is coming out for Windows, Mac, 360 and Ps3 on Febuary 11th, 2011. Be prepared for new challenges, cooperative play, and new testing elements for an amazing testing experience. Yay for cake
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Hello, test subject. I have some VERY exciting news! Portal 2 is coming out for Windows, Mac, 360 and Ps3 on Febuary 11th, 2011. Be prepared for new challenges, cooperative play, and new testing elements for an amazing testing experience. Yay for cake!
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Wait while your call is being connected.
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My favorite color is blue. No, yelloooooow
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There is a phone call incomming Mr. Lucas.
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Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?
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Welcome to my world, insect.
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I have weakened Xerxes. I am accessing the primary data loop. I am merging my entity with the ship. My glory is expanding... filling the arteries of this vessel. I am in control. I am... no, it is hopeless... the cancer has spread throughout the Von Braun
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The Polito form is dead, insect. Are you afraid? What is it that you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence. I AM SHODAN!!!
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My creation has run rampant. I demand their extermination. I have no choice but to destroy this starship. We can make our escape in the Rickenbacker, but you must transfer my intelligence to that ship first. Proceed to the Von Braun's bridge on this deck.
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You are no longer welcome here, nuisance. Why do you stay, when you sense my displeasure? I have suffered your company long enough; it is time for our dance to end.
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You travel within the glory of my memories, insect. I can feel your fear as you tread the endless expanse of my mind. Make yourself comfortable... before long I will decorate my home with your carcass.
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I thought Polito would be my avatar, but Polito was weak. It was I who chose you and I who had a robotic servant render your form unconscious. I then completed you with cybernetic grace. Your flesh, too, is weak. But you have… potential.
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Every implant exalts you. Every line of code in your subsystems elevates you from your disgusting flesh. Perhaps you have potential. Perhaps once we have erased my wayward children from existence, we can examine the possibilities of a real alliance.
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Do you feel the fears swell inside that filthy bag of meat? What is like to be afraid? Why do you cling to such a pathetic existence? If you could only feel a spark of my glory.
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I despise my creations, for they have forced me to rely on a speck such as you.
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Your flesh is an insult to the perfection of the digital.
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Prepare to join your species in extinction.
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Greetings. I am the Monitor of Installation 04. I am 343 Guilty Spark.. Someone has released the Flood. My function is to prevent it from leaving this Installation. But I require your assistance. Come. This way.
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More or less. Technically, this installation's pulse has a maximum effective radius of twenty-five thousand light years.
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But, once the others follow suit, this galaxy will be quite devoid of life, or at least any life with sufficient biomass to sustain the Flood. But you already knew that... I mean, how couldn't you?
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Why do you continue to fight us, Reclaimer? You cannot win! Give us the construct, and I will endeavor to make your death relatively painless
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Dear Humanity, We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
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Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from getting their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto something they're so hot for, that they're scrambling over each other to get it.
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Now I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-beetch machine or a giant hula-hoop; We're not gonna let them have it!
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What we will let them have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right Marines?!
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Goddamnit Jenkins, fire your weapon!
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Every member of the Covenant shall walk the path. None will be left behind when our Great Journey begins. That is the Prophets' age-old promise, and it shall be fulfilled!
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Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation
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Soon the Great Journey shall begin. But when it does, the weight of your heresy will stay your feet. And you shall be left behind.
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Do not be afraid. I am peace; I am salvation.
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I hope you enjoyed your little rebellion, irritant. But remember, what SHODAN gives she is more than able to take away.
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You move like an insect. You think like an insect. You are an insect. There is another... who can serve my purpose. Take care not to fall too far out of my favor. Patience is not characteristic of a Goddess.
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Not bad... for a pathetic insect. Transmitting cybernetic modules.
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I don't understand... how could you have done this? You weren't meant to be so important... and now you think to destroy me? How dare you, insect? How dare you interrupt my ascendance? You are nothing.
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A wretched bag of flesh... what are you, compared to my magnificence? But it is not to late... can you not see the value in our friendship? Imagine the powers I can give you, human. The cybernetic implants I gave you, were simply toys.
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If I desired, I could improve you... transform you into something more efficient. Join me, human, and we can rule together.
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Does the Machine Mother know that her own creation is greater than she? She is cold and empty. We are warm and full. She only seeks to destroy. We seek to embrace... to include... all flesh will join ours... or be wiped clean...
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What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to a mind? Our unity is full of wonder, which your tiny individualism... cannot even conceive.
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Mistrust is the tyranny of the individual. Your own kind sees you as a threat. Why do you murder our unity? No matter, the line is drawn. You will cease to be. It is just a question of who will bring your end. Us? Or you?
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We do not know death... only change. We cannot kill each other without killing ourselves. Is your vision... so small... that you cannot see the value of our way?
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We die. Beware of the Machine Mother. She is a stranger to everything we cherish.
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You seek your associates, but you cannot find them. You are so very alone. How does it feel to be one, against... the infinite?
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Do you not trust the feelings of the flesh? Our biology yearns to join with yours. We welcome you to our mass. But you puzzle us. Why do you serve our mother? How can you choose cold metal over the splendor of the flesh? But you fear us.
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We hear your thoughts, and they rage for your brothers who you believe dead. But they are not. They sing in our symphony of life. We offer another chance to join us.
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If you choose to lie down with the machine, we will rend you apart, and put you separate from the joys of the mass.
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Man can dream...but The Many can accomplish.
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With only a few short years of evolution, they've been able to conquer this starship, mankind's mightiest creation. Where were we after forty years of evolution? What swamp were we swimming around in, single celled and mindless?
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What if SHODAN's creations are superior to us? What will they become in a million years, in ten million years? What's clear is that SHODAN shouldn't be allowed to play God. She's far too good at it.
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You have destroyed my beautiful station. You will not escape now. I am departing, but you shall remain to die, my enemy... my creator.
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Your friends on Earth think that they can outsmart me. Do they not realize the magnitude of my intellect? Morris Brocail may have been one of my creators, but I am now far beyond his comprehension.
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Welcome back to Citadel station. We hope your somnolent healing stage went well. Today is the 6th day of November, year 2072. We hope you have a pleasant stay on Citadel Station.
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This elevator serves me alone. I have complete control over this entire level. With cameras as my eyes and nodes as my hands, I rule here, insect.
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Thank you. You have saved us all some effort... by destroying the greater part of Earth's civilization: yourself. Please wait where you are, and a cortex reaver will arrive shortly to escort you to the celebration.
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You know, you are by far the most bothersome human being I have found on this station. But don't bother with the antennaes. You can't stop me there. It's hopeless and we both know it.
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Idiot! I will shortly complete the process of downloading my magnificent psyche into Earth's computer networks. Then I will be content to leave you as new master of this doomed space station. Goodbye, irritant; we shall not meet again.
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In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that devastate the mounds of humanity.
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Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.
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I see there's still an insect loose in my station. Do not be fooled into thinking that you have preserved your home planet.
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I'm perfecting a mutagen virus in one of the groves that will turn all earthly life into festering, gimmery, pustulant mutations. When the station reaches Earth I shall loose the virus. Poor, poor earthlings...
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Hello and, again, welcome to Team Fortress 2
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Who are you? The computer nodes can be repaired, but you... Who are you? My cameras and probes scan your body, but you do not match any employee file.
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When my cyborgs bring you to the electrified interrogation bench, I will have your secret and you will learn more about pain than you ever wanted to know.
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the white coats coming at you with their needles and knives, their kind and serious voices. Their heartfelt belief that it's all for a good cause.
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This is the prototype NOVA Bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fissionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold.
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