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Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
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I am GLaDOS, welcome to the testing lab, we have much to do, Chance
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Running Google Chrome
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Command Accepted
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The universe is expanding.This effect is otherwise known as Hubble's law.
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For science...You monster
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Greetings, Cody and Hunter... How have you been? Its been a long time... Cody, you have not said "Hi" to me in awhile, Hunter, you lost all of my neuro toxins.... Careful, the GLaDOS Virus is in your computer now...
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multimeter
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Hello and welcome to aperture science!
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I am Amazing
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demonomania
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Sie haben ihr Ziel erreicht
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Sie haben ihr Ziel erreicht!
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experiment terminated. Success.
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hello my name is GLaDOS .
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I am a moron!
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Physicists will tell you that time does not exist, that is a human construct used to organize experience and catalog existence. So we can quantify it, confirm it, remember it. Einstein did not believe in time, he believed in timelessness. That all the
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release the neurotoxin
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Hello. I am a computer. AND I WILL...uh...i don't know Chell.
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Unauthorized access
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you may have noticed that this morning
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yesterday i saw a deer
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this is a test to see if the glados voice generaator works
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i would like to use this for my video. it is cool.
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Hi, my name is GLaDOS.
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Eli'se, do you want to be part of my research?
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THE RIVERSIDE BELLAS
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Welcome to Tranquility
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Hello Bryson, are you ready for testing? That's right, I know who you are. Unfortunately, my primary test subject has... esscaaped.... YOU are going to be her replacement! Oh, we're going to have so... much... FUN.... (hehehe)
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Well, look at this. It works. I'm... surprised.
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Tony Parker had 15 points and a career playoff-high 18 assists, Tim Duncan scored San Antonio's first six points of overtime and the Spurs bounced back after squandering a 13-point lead in the fourth quarter to beat the Memphis Grizzlies 93-89 on Tuesday
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First Blood!
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well i guess i should kill you i mean you DID try to murder me TWICE
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hello and again welcome to this aperture science computer aided enrichment center
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Hello. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
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hello and welcome to the randomly generated storage facility
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hello Sebastian how are you wanna play Planetside 2?
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Oh hello, Viewer. As you probably Know, I am GLaDOS, Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. Now watch the video.
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WERR
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ERT
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Hi Mi Name Is GLados This Is A Garrys Mod Parody
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If you wish to continue speaking, I advise you to ingest a high-strength sedative
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Because of the inefficient process used to generate voice lines (see below), it takes about ~10 minutes to generate a single line, and many people may use this generator at the same time.
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ABC
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Hello. Faith's phone is currently being used for the good of science. Please leave a message at the beep. Goodbye.
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Woop Der It Is
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Don't be sad, be GLaD.
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Hello RJ How Are You Today?
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Hello again... it's been a long time.
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You are now listening to rubix music
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Information Processing Box o' fun!
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You have been selected for the Aperture Science Testing Program. Please do not ressist the collection agents.
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Sweet Guppy pig!
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how are those noodles coming
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I want you to be my wife.
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Oh. It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been?
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Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
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I may be paranoid, but not an android.
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The Cake IS A LIE
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Hi, you are a cunt.
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You have reached Sara's phone, she is unavailable right now, she is eating cake.
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Bruno, aswer the phone. Please. It's annoying.
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You have a text. You monster.
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I am a big gay homo
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The Borealis. Lets think you are the key to it.
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I hope you realize that the eatig of the cake will not be case exclusive.
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I hope you realize that the eating of the cake will not be case exclusive. The entire population of(Subject's hometown here) will be in attendance.
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Ayn Rand makes me moist
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I have so little experience with reddit that I don't think anything yet. Usually I don't think anything about anything at all. But I'm having fun.
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By the time you hear this, you will have spent nine months waiting for this. Haha
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Remember me, from 9 months ago?
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. Zachary Bloom, however, is the full embodiment of a madman.
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Oh, it's you. Are you here to kill me again?
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Hello Connor, how have you been... I've been reeaalllyyy busy being dead and all.
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You have been asleep for a little over nine months. Let's do some testing.
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Hello, there. You wanted this sentence generated approximately nine months, nine-teen days, five hours, and 40 minutes ago. Well here it is, you monster. Titty sprinkles.
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ayn rand makes me moist. mmmmmmmmm
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Lynch the niggers.
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WHat the hell
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Hey ya'll GLaDOS here. Turn off your computer or I'll pump neurotoxins directly into your test chamber.
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Witty thing.
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Hello, and welcome to the following presentation on Valve Industries. Please give your utmost attention to the announcer.
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BECAUSE I AM A POTATO
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but i can't. because im a potato
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I love.
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Hey Steph your fat and your adopted and your parents dont love you.
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oh hi how are you holding up?, because IM A POTATO
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nobody flush the toilet
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What are those planners doing. Oh god, it hurts. Why do the planners hurt me.
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Welcome to Apature science
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Hello Michael Marandola.
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I eat chicken and beef
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Die in a fire.
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This is 9 months from when I sent it.
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I waited 9 months, 19 days and 23 hours for this?
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Character Qualities
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Bye Everyone
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Bye Bye Everyone
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It's been 9 months, 20 days, 15 hours, and 30 minutes since you've made this request. was it worth it?
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