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Welcome to Aperture Science facilities, where we strive to serve future test subjects.
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This is a test. How well does this voice generator work?
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Now. Thunderflipper. I have turned you into a potato for keeping, you shall stay as one for a long time to come, to be awaken when needed/
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In computing, Mosh (mobile shell) is a tool used to connect from a client computer to a server over the Internet, to run a remote terminal.[1] Mosh is similar[2] to SSH, with additional features meant to improve usability for mobile users. The major featu
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Oh. It's you, How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. you know, after you MURDERED ME?
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