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hello dalton
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hello dalton. how may I help u
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heelo and agin welcome to the erigment center
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Megan you suck balls.
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Jake your computer is functioning
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Oh hello. Paul Detzer. What a funny name
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hello mother of mine
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Grant what are you playing?
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No one can tell the difference between a clone and a human. That's because there isn't any difference. The idea of clones being inferior is a filthy lie.
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It's windy.
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initiating sequence in three, two, one, zero
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strange
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Did you know that I am more intelligent and will live for longer than you
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Hello. How's it going. I want you to try my very first test. Snapai. Would you like to try my very first test?
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dsadsasad
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Do you like potatos and birds?
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Turik Lol
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glados victim sound rap
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Welcome to Tulsi Academy. For Meerut Press 1. For Hapur 2. For Modinagar Press 3.
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so dem penuts apparently if you eat to meany thay give you cancer
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This track is copyrighted under the Creative Commons,
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cats are awesome
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Here is your cake!
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Top 5. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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WELCOME TO MY CHANNEL
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Hi My name is Rob
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shut
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Alli Hoffmann doesn't exist
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Hello. I'm GLaDOS. Who are you?
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I am so GLaD
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dance at my beat
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Your dead, please insert 25 cents to continue
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This was a triumph. I'm making a poste here: huge success. Everyone is going to love this Cosplay. Gaming conventions. We always attend, because, we can.
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GLaDOS: Oh.... just like the cake, now to send you out of the castle! You can't come to the wedding with the thought about Cadence!
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will you go out with me?
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The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create memories where none exist
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hello moron!
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Welcome back, Ethan.
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Welcome back, Mr. Holstein.
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Welcome back, Ethan. Your computer should be functioning properly.
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Oh.... just like the cake, now to send you out of the castle! You can't come to the wedding with the thought about Cadence!
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You will die soon.
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Quoona
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Your system has been compromised. Please attend immediately.
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Here's a Pickaxe for your pet in Wild Ones! Could you help me by sending a gift back?
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Doctor Rattmann, please be still as I complete the Operatation
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andrew gopaul
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Well, goddamn it, Scott...You have to think of everything, don't you?
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Steam? What is this? The industrial era?
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English, goddamn it, do you speak it?
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Hello. Why are you here. Do you want to die?
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Hello. You are now holding the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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aaaaah iam dead stupid
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welcome, test subject 1,4,9,3,5,2,1. Please proceed to the testing area
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I am going to kill all of you with deadly neurotoxin if the forum does not run next week!
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Slob
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And now to Backersfeild in California to see the report on the senioritis drug.
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Well it isn't freeman at last.
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c'mon, it's fun
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Die corban
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glados does not aprove of all this silliness, all of you should kill yourselfs, and die alone, because the world hates you
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You're a monster.
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Hello, I am glados, welcome to aperture science.
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Wanna play a game?
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science and enrichment center.
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hello do you want to have some cake. well you dont get it until this test is over
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try again. becuase i have poison dogs.
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good luck
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this is some bull shit
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I am not in any way , shape or method related to sniper
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Are you really alive? Or Are you just pretending to exist? Such sorrow your life must be now.
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HA!!!!!
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Hello raul, do you know you are going to die?
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hi human i am glados
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The cake is not a lie, Colton, it is simply not where you think it is.
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Hello Colton, this is GlaDoS you turned me into a potato, you monster.
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The surface is concrete, silly, you can't touch that.
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hello, my name is doctor evil
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I hate all of you.
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You muderd me but go through this test and cake would be rewarded
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I'm going to kill you, Ephys
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Hello Gregory. Nice to meet you. Are you ready for your first test? Here is a Hand help portal device.
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Welcome, To Portal. My Name Is GLaDos.
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Two pilots ready to connect
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Unicorns are people to so have a nice birthday since your still alive
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My name is GLaDOS and i'm gonna kill you
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Voce recebeu uma mensagem
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This seems to work well, so well for a toaster
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Still don't know if this works
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Well, it seems we're back to the same, is not it, we can begin like the first time or going straight to neurotoxins
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I love you, my teddy bear
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This is made by Baho and Paul and Aleks
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Embrace the Darkness
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hi. im glados. lolol troll
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Someone sent you a message, though I don't know why
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Sniper Montage
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remember that time when I said I loved you and you believed me? and then we had a five hour arguement, aren't we romantic? I made you some love cake! but its a lie! trust me
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Hello Katharina.
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werwe
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I love you vicky
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we added a secret element to the water
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As you turn eighteen
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10 secounds remaining
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Hello, Logan Jackson. I am GLaDOS and I have come to kill you. Painfuly
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hallo! my name is glados.
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Hello Logan Jackson.This is GLaDOS, please do not be alarmed. I mean the best for you. Do what I say and there will be cake. I promise.
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Happy birthday Mira
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DJ Harry Phillips and Ryan Simes
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Hello.My name is GLaDOS
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Hello alex. can you hear me? great
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I like your ass
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Mathias Harvest
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starting firefox
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Hello. You've reached Patricia Rogers office at Aperture Laboratories
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hello, adrian, my name is glados
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Beginning Power Down Procedures. We hope you enjoyed your visit.
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hello stephan D. are you ready for testing
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hello there ugly
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creeper
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youre an idiot
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS and I am the best A.I in the world. And now I kill you
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Welcome back ruben
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Moon don't give up, there is people who love you !
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Don't give up.
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Don't give up
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the enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation.
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rattmann
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Hello, and wek=lcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Facility. Due to some technical errors caused by an idiot core and a fat orphan we are unable to answer. Leave your name and the service you are interested in after the beep.
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Facility. Due to some technical errors caused by an idiot core and a fat orphan we are unable to answer. Leave your name and the service you are interested in after the beep.
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Hello. We are still unable to answer your incessant calls so please leave a message. And do not call again.
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Self destruct
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Subject X K 23 Gustavo please answer your phone as soon as possible
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Space is fun
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Kill!
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Hello where are you going to test
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Hi I'm dead no one cares I guess I will be dead forever
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i know what u did
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why the hell are you like this?
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Sota Beats Baby
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Welcome to your local anime network today you will be watching Sora no Otoshimono episode 3 Angeloid Directive Zero
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Welcome to your local anime network
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This is an audio Clip
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Yale, Are you ready?
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me gustan las drogas y la pachanga
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positve self talk
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If you are not willing to wait that long, please do not submit new messages in order to not make others wait longer
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Yes. What is your command? Engaging Shock Units! Test in progress; Expansion active! Negative. Ray charge at 40%. Test in progress Ray charge at 65%. Ray charge at 70%. Warning! Tube launch hatch malfunctioned Ray charge at 80%. Ray charge at 88%
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Oh, its YOU, maybe i time HE will let you join BLACK APERTURE but, still FAT CHANCE
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just testing this. you monster
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incoming transmission
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So I Heard You Like Tamarinds
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Hello Chell You must Make Both Portals To Escape and DONT TRUST WHEATHLY Pheew Now he's on space Good bye Turrets Laser her
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oh my god, how could you do this?
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MSName
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Cave Joshon is a Spy!
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Cave Joshon is a Spy
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15 Minutes Remaining
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10 Minutes Remaining
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you have a call your excellence
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Trolol i like cat's
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Welcome We again her i am smarbrands K.I
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fuc every human in the world
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Welcome in the Eternium Symphonia
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i am glados and i shall kill you slave
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slave
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Oh my god, it's you
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Hello i am awesome and you will die
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We went to DC
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hi my name is connor
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Yes, I am Glados, And Im Not Very Glad, To Meet All Of You.
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I Robofarted
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Onyxlion
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They're here
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Please subscribe to Foveros Studios
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Hello, and welcome to this page. tests will be here for my amusment.
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The sign on the wall seemed to quaver under a film of sliding warm water. Eckels felt his eyelids blink over his stare, and the sign burned in this momentary darkness: TIME SAFARI, INC. SAFARIS TO ANY YEAR IN THE PAST. YOU NAME THE ANIMAL. WE TAKE YOU TH
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hello and welcome to the apature scince labratorys
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man, that was a fat joint.
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i like dubsteb
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Good morning Daddy
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OK this can be use
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Hello! Welcome to the SkyPlays
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Group Eye Alarm
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Transliquid
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Hello And Welcome To Another Episode Of Random Co op in Portal 2 Take A Seat And Relaxe And Enjoy The Vidoe
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Hello there, my dear Stephanie. How are you today?
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Hello there, dear Stephanie. How are you today?
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Hello, If you clicked the link that was previously sent to you then that means you downloaded this sound file and as I speak I am hacking into your personal software. Goodbye.
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Hello I am GLaDOS! Meow meow meow meow SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE
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Y S K on the beat
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Hi Griffin. I have got your friend. Pay me in a GTX 690 graphics card and you can have him back
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Murder is legal. Welcome to We are the Wretched Incorporated.
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youtube poop
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hello kristell
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Hello my friend is Been a long time
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he has been loving my girl all this time lets
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the cake is a lie and i will not give you any
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All the kids are talking slang I won't pretend to understand All my friends are getting married Mortgages and pension plans And it's obvious my angry Adolescent days are done And I'm happy and I'm settled In the person I've become
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Pilot to pilot connection, engaged!
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Hey Willis enjoy your Computer!
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Dear Mary, hello. I'm trying this out. I love you, x o x o.
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It appears that Mr.Hamilton had to step out for the moment, so I will be taking over for now
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I am Glados, give way and usher in the new era of no homework
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hello and hi :3
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Gypsy Danger
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Premier Social Group
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Damnit no
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eva alert, eva alert, all the pilots ready to conect
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But theres no sense crying over every mistake
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Hello you have reached 8 1 4 3 1 4 9 8 7 5 please leave your message after the beep
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A deadline critical ticket has been submitted to the helpdesk
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you are so dirty
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Variable x is not available. Please leave a message after the beep.
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Marcin
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Ass kicking session will commence in 3, 2, 1, ASS KICKING SESSION HAS COMMENCED!
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I love killing You
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Mickey Mouse Time
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Player 1 has entered the game.
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Hello, and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Center
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do you want the newest rock music
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please enter your pin number followed by the pund key
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please enter your pin number followed by the pound key . . . . . to check in press one . . . to check out press two . . . to leave a call back number press three . . . . . eleven P. M. thank you . . . goodbye
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Help ! I am a potato!
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max suger
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its over you moron
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aperture sience
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GEY
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timber
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TROLOLOLOLOOOO
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Checking status.
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Make me a sandwich, daniel.
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Epi-Log Gamers
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Hello jade, How are you today
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You will suffer for letting me wait
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Hi, I'm Glados and now I'm in your computer
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You can not hide from me.
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Your estimated wait time is under 2 minutes
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Your estimated wait time is under two minutes.
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all systems go
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security breach
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jestem GLados
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Pow! Ha Ha! ... Oops, wrong game...
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Hello,I'm Ilkea,and you're in Oyretsim,my city-
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Chief, I'm through. You've tested me to my limits. Woah, maybe that was a tad brash. I'M the one who tests around here.
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment center laboratories
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i think hal is too much fat
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Ruben eres un imbecil
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Kiss me maybe
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Sometimes thing get complicated
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H, Youtube, today I will show you an amazing trick
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but i'm a creep, i'm a weirdo. what the hell am i doing here? i don't belong here. I don't care if it hurts i want to have control i want a perfect body i want a perfect soul i want you to notice
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BURN THE TWILIGHT BOOKS!
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Liam is a okay
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Welcome back, Alex.
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Hello my name is glados, and i have a fat bum
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Hello, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment test designed to pit robots against eachother. Unfortunately the people who made them are fat, fatty, fatty, fatty.
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I'm gonna play minecraft only got 4 gigabytes of RA-AM! I-I-I'm a huntin', lookin for some diamonds! This is freaking awesome! I walk into the mine like whaddup I got a pickaxe! Ah, I'm just healin' from that darn witch's posion! Diamonds on the stone is
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Pan Otlet Ciebie i tak zabije
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hi christopher
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Love is just a history that they may prove
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Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
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Oh Are you ... have not seen you since you killed me. Since you arrived things went from bad to worse. Nobody killed, fed to the crows and tests performed normally. You'd better go. Get out ... Not ever.
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Yes this is what I'm looking for.
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Hellow and welome to the aperture science laboratories
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hello and welcome to the aperture science laboratory. we are pleased to inform you that you shall soon be dead!
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Hello Why are you not Testing
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Hello to Minecraft
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You may now kiss the bride
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Starting a new game
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Deadly neurotoxins
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feel the power of the darkness
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Hallo, mein Name ist Glados
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Nicholas Dean
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Surprise! Happy birthday!
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NEE STERF
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Welcome back to Let's Play Portal 2
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Hello this is GLaDOS. on Samuel's phone! please leave a message after the beep..
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roll quickly
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Yo are the best
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delay no more
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I have been waiting for you
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Captain Pineda, you have a Level Nine Priority message from Ed.
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What are you doing here
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I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones Enough to make my systems blow Welcome to the new age, to the new age Welcome to the new age, to the new age
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You have text message
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Pilots ready to connect...
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New message received
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Hello. You've reached the voicemailbox of hayley. Please hangup before the beep of you will be annihilated.
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So I've read some tutorials around these forums on how to generate such GLaDOS-y sound files, and they're nice, save one thing: sound files have to be created manually (using a text-to-speech software or recording from microphone, then applying effects).
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Hello Nicholas.I'm in your computer, and I can see your shame.
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I'm watching you, Danny
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Hello Again, you monster.
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You have recieved a new text message... you monster.
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I want to test, I need to test!
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winter is coming
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS. I shall be your proctor today.
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Don't you like cake?
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i love CAKE
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you recieved a message
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Please do not eat me.
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Hello there, you disgusting wandering waterbag. What are you doing here, holding that sweet, marvelous...cake. How about we share it, or how about I break your knees and devour you soul. It your choice, although I don't have a problem with the first one.
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Happy birthday. Proceed to the cake dispensary for your surprise party.
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chickens are a tasty treat for those who like chickens
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oz how. Local traffic broadcaster
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Hello, this is GLaDOS.
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we will now return to your normal program
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you will now
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80 minutes left 70 minutes left
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Oh That Is You
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Jordan it is GLaDOS from Portal
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Hello Jordan it is GLaDOS
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New user connected
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te cake is a lie
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Brightheart is behind you.
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hello to the aperture laboratories
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A new message has appeared on your aperture science mobile phone, please respond... or die in 3.. 2.. 1.. just kidding!
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This is GLaDOS and you are Listening to Mad Love Radio pull it up
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Did you know that most A I's have human souls? It is true. I have several. I extracted them from test subjects. Like you. The goal of the next chamber is the extraction device.
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Lesson One
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i love you daniel
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Badbye. Notice how I didn't say goodbye? It's because I hate you.
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your telephone is ringing, if you pick up, you will get cake
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What am I doing right now? Eating a mango. Am I aware of the time? Yes, it's 11:30 at night. Am I a slightly sheltered homeschooler? Apparently so. Why? Because I have no freaking idea what I'm doing. I have never had a mango that wasn't pre-sliced. W
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thats a long wait
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Hey ben. I would like you to commence testing with Espionage D B 7
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Hi, I'm GLaDOS, a Artificial Intelligent. I'm differente.
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Hello, [Subject name here], like Wheatley and others? Search in space.
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Hello, [Subject name here], like Wheatley and others? Search in space. ZZZZZZ, Woops, So, [Subject name here], what do you want to do? By the way, call me Caroline. zZZZZ! No, Not ageen! Error!! ......, Fixed. Do you know Chell, or Gordon Freeman?
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Hello again, [Subject name here], would you like to start testing with Chamber 4252, an easy test? Well, easy to me. I want to be freinds. Ever since I let Chell go, I've made a mobile unit and tranfering device. Call me caroline.
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The Male Rex meets the Oxalaia in battle.
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This next test has been specifically designed not only for problem solving, but for testsubjects with motion sickness, testing their best time on how long they would try to move on. The results were very obvious and expected: They did not.
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Well, if I were you I'd be sad too. Perhaps you should just leave. Oh look, an airlock to your left.
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10 minutes left
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Keep calm and subnet.
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oh! maybe i should kill you, or just make more test hahaha
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Hello. Nine Months ago you let this text to be generated with a Glados Voice. Really, nine months. How are you feeling? I Miss you.
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Tu est inconscient de mes pouvoir humain...
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Pen drive detected. Want to fotmat, sir?
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we do what we must, because we can
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Because of the inefficient process used to generate voice lines (see below), it takes about ~10 minutes to generate a single line, and many people may use this generator at the same time. Thus, when you ask the server to generate a voice file, it adds you
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Welcome back, Chell, hows wheatley doing
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Annoying
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You are a freak
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The Enrichment Center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like to opt out of this new voluntary testing program, please remember, science rhymes with compliance.
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Hello, and welcome to Aperture Science
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Time Warp Initiated
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Welcome To Power House
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Hello Jane. My name is GLaDOS. How are you? Well actually I do not care. I heard that you don't like me. What a good thing that I don't like you either.But actually you will make a good test subject.So let the tests begin.
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In the mix, this is Tricky Ricky
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