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vete a jhjhj
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Shit im gotta be chased
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Hello im glados and im nice
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police
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hello jordan you monster!
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Mexican
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hello I know that you love science so come test with me
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Hello my name is GLaDOS,short for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System,is a fictional artificially intelligent computer system and the main antagonist in the video game Portal as well as its sequel,Portal 2. I am created by Erik Wolpaw and Kim Swift
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I think that you are a dumb ass
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Hello Bryce...
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Match
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Up And Wait
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tu no eres rival para mi y quiero que te retires de inmediato
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Robert, you are a cactus that lives in the Amazon, which is almost impossible but oh well.
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It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME?
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Happy Birthday, Hassanein
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im sexy and ikonw its
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Bienvenidos a Comunidad
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Hello there! Cooper, yes I know your'e name, are you surprised?
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Hello, Zoe. How are you?
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Darcy is awesome
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and more news tonight pop star Logan henderson was caught up in a stunt that shocked america. The 23 year old was arrested by police after having attacked one of his co-workers during a concert, Kendall schmidt was taken to hospital with a dislocated sho
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We'll kill your enemies, but it will be fun
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The cake is e light
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ET FIRE TO YOUR HAIR
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I kill You and You and You!
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Beatch
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Happy birthday Tobias. I thought about killing you, as a gift. But I am saying this instead, because I am just that nice.
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We kill you
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We
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Companio cube
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I'm dead right now. I won't forgive you for taking my cake. It's shrouded in lies. Did you know that the lier is you dear friend the companion cube. It's true! HAHAHAHA!
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HAHAHAHA!
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'm dead right now. I won't forgive you for taking my cake. It's shrouded in lies. Did you know that the lier is you dear friend the companion cube. It's true! HAHAHAHA!
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Hello my dear friend. No no, you must
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hello, Quenth smell like shit
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I love ya i kill ya for OBC
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hello my name is olek
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You will be tested immediately. Just kidding.
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hello, i'm GLaDOS and i kill you... in test
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Ola Mu nome
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the need for survival was motivated through pleasure, the same thing can be implemented with hands and visual simulations
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This is nice... so boring though...
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Mrs. Hernandez, you have a text message.
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Hola me llamo Maria y son la robot que todos conocen como GLaDOS
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test this shit
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I am so evil
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I am so evil.
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supreme
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Egemen Aperture Sciene'a Hosgeldin
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Hello there! How are you doing? Oh me? I'm actually doing quite well
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Hello, Edwin.
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Now you are going to die!
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Your mom's the traitor.
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O O O OoOoOoO O O OoOoO
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I'm hated.
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One day I will stop testing you. Just kidding. Never!
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Congratulations you have the best game ever.
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Congratulations you have the best game ever. Good job.
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hello, who are you?
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Brett, prepare to die
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youre not breathing real air
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hello lumby you look heavy
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please welcome dj tonecs on the mix
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Now you're thinking in portals.
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Maddy is such a bore.
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Boombox
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Welcome to the Emotional testing initiative lobby
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hello, and again welcome to the aperture science portal device testing program.
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hi Eli. start testing?
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hi Eli start testing?
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have you ever redacted another human?
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Hi Tony, how are you? Are you enjoying your new camera?
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Good Morning Jeffrey. You look like shit this morning.
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Hello there. This is GLaDOS. I am in need of a test subject. My last one, Chell, has, um, "escaped" my tests with this other annoying robot. So, if you would like to test, you must be ready to go to Aperture Science Labatories to di-um, I mean to "test".
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hello,how are you doing?
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hello there test subject we got a little present for you
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Please , Wait
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Do you know who else hurts people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess sharks? Because thats wrong. The answer is nobody. Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel.
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Gerbils.
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Inferno Mines? I think you will all die!
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hey jojo
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This is international
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Oh hi!
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Please Play MInecraft!!!
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Hello,Mr.Fu
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Hey, this is a test.
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The cake is not a lie. I simply ate it.
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Im going to you
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Cores and turrets of every stage... Turret: ...wouldn't you like to escape this cage? Defective Turret: Come to us and you'll be sure... Defective Turret: ...you're not safe in Aperture! Turret: This is Aperture! This is Aperture! Turret: Test subjects di
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Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon.
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dj christiano in the mix
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Frenzy is Heeeeere
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Frenzy is Heeeeeeeeere
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Somebody loves you.
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Hello there, Selene. It's GladOS of course. I have a message for you, it's from your friend Dashell. He says, "Will you marry me, my darling? I see in your eyes a life together, full of happiness and success. Let's make it happen together."
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oral test
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You've reached Jordan. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you!
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usb
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How are you hanging in? Because I'm a potato.
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Adada
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Daily Downloads For You
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Testing glados voice. 1. 2. 3. Test Complete. Analyzing Results.
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I am Nick and I will destroy you all!
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Alex is a stripper
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You shall be exterminated
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you my friend are a huge disgusting green cunt
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Hello. This is Modded. Minecraft
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This. Is. Modded. Minecraft
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this long message is designed to waste time in the queue, so i will make ithis long message is designed to waste time in the queue, so i will make it very long, and copy and paste it several times in the hope that people will have to wait much longer lol.
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i like peppers and mushrooms
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Hallo im glados
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i cant stand
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Hi Willow how ate you?
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Hello all. We are a group collective who believes in creating the best possible future by using the students of today. With our help, you may be able to be the one who makes cool new inventions such as the flying car, and the quantum computer!! We will
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Hello all.
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group
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Relay_Contre Jour_Makkashi_Ekko- Over ride in 3 2 1
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You still didn't answered the question
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Hello, welcome to your house.
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There is science to be done.
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In the dawn of a new day, the moon will destroy us all.
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Swag!
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Madison! Message Alert!
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this is a test i am glados
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meir and liron are homos gays gays liron gay meir noob
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we dont know whats going on here we're still going to find out what the hell is going on here
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you are a funny person
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Lunar Lander... GLaDOS hears you thought i was a waste of time.. 10 months ago.
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Furkan
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Estimated TIME
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you have a incoming transmition
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everything is for science
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Hello Guy
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The reactor will not work longer. Maybe
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Lo unico que tienen que hacer es poner un texto (en ingles), y poner tu mail.
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Lo unico que tienen que hacer es poner un texto
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We are pleased to inform you that you have been chosen by the Aperture Science Enrichment center. Your next test will be outside the facility.
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Your task is to contact with the other test subject which loves you a lot and considers you the best person that ever existed.
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Hello there sage, how are you today?
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Hey you are
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Hello i am glados and you die here hola soy glados tu mueres aqui
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Hello i am glados and you die here
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Hello. You have a call from Atlas and P-Body
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I like cats. Cats are fun. Do do do do. Oh and by the way i like cats. Can you get on with the test now because I am getting the itch. So hurry up before I replace you with a cat. And MURDER you.
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Combo Breaker!
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From the very beggining, Antimony was a special girl.
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You are Gay
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alfred
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Do you want to test, my friend?
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You sir, are a homo. Suck my puss queer. Do you like my pepperoni nipples?
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hallo mein freund lange nicht gesehen
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this is the what the fack news!
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That's strange, someone actually wants to speak to you.
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You're a mute lunatic pancake eating, fire fetish loving barbie princess who use munoliths with stealthsoups!
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you will not be able to sleep anymore, ai
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pinkie pie is best pony.
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do you think you are smart then die
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Aleco teodor is a noob!
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Let's play
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Sup niggas
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hi jennifer been a long time appture will not only be for testing now we will be makeing a lot more progress
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orianna c'est cool
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superman
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You are an awful person
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I am thee lord of all evil. Bow before me, and bring me cake. This will be impossible because...the cake is a lie. HA HA HA!
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Torbi ist sehr sehr dumm weil er nicht weis wie man glados macht
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Ich sehe dich du wirst sterben
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hello . you are the one thousandth caller
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It's Blue boy
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se ah detectado un problema.
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Bonjour .Je suis GLaDOS
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so how are you because it Bunny Day
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Hello I am Glados. Welcome,LOVE YOUR MOTHER VERY HARD
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Remind me, Remind Me, Why.. Why would I give a crap
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i love you wheatley
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John Adams smells, she will kill you all haha
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je suis une vache, lol
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hola estupido humano
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This is not right, it is not even wrong.
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Bine ai venit pe server-ul nostru
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hello faizaan you ok?
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hello and welcome to this enrichment center
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Hello Tatiana , it's me GLaDOS . I have a question for you. You remember what journey is this ?
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Hello, Danny.
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you idiots!!
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relive yourself or you shall face the dire concequinses the subjects are expecting me so please come to your senses
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Hello. Welcome to the aperture science enrichment center
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Hello. Welcome and to the aperture science enrichment center
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i will do everyone
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hello and welcome to my lab where money has no meaning
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You are only a test subject. Remember that.
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Where Peanuts There A Winter
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Hamburgers,hamburgers,hamburgers!
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Oh no!
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you like the cake TOO Bad
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Apature is a bad place
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wrje
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hello I'm a potato
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im a clive potato
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send us your story and we will make a short film for you.
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The Gostok Distims the Doshes
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You know what rhymes with science?, Compliance... You know what doesn't rhyhme with science. Neurotoxin
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What the fudge
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why did you buy the chicken
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Hello there. My name is GLaDOS.
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