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Step One: Punch trees
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Just remember. If pledging doesn't kill you, calculus will.
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Highlight the file and press "OK." Highlight the entire length of audio and click on the "Pitch Modulation" button. Drag the "Pitch Modulation" lines up and down slightly at different parts of the clip
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My Name is Glados
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