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Greetings test subject I hope you're ready for lots of testing because I will be testing you for the rest of your life lets hope you last long enough to at least be entertaining
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Would you like some cake? I promise it is not a lie
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hola bienbenida al centro de aperture science
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I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club.
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Goodbye Sims. Shuting Down ..
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You are just being a stupid idiot. I will now present you with a blue screen of death. Ciao.
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The Res-Life Games have begun.
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I eat bricks for dinner
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i guess you wish me to move
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This is a test file.
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hello tony welcome to apperture science research facility
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Hello and welcome to tutorial room number 1!
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hello Grayson
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You might want to bring a light with you.
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i love boobies
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Hello, Toby.
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Hi, nice to meet you, In'm GLaDOD
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that thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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Katrine smells like pee
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Dies ist ein Test
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I need a better computer to play the fak out of Portal 2 and other awesome games, it's even better than cake
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good morning shinu
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Esto es un triunfo... hablamos de EXITO TOTAL... y no negare que lo he disfrutado...
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hello, have a nice day
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Estos es un triunfo... Hablamos de EXITO TOTAL... y no negare que lo he disfrutado.... Aperture Science.... Hacemos lo que hay que hacer y ya...
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Hello Mr. Harkness
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Daniel is a potato
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Hipster Rogers Everyone
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Alex and Jose can lick my balls
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ciao mi chiamo glados
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Hello and welcome to Aperture Science Research
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Povernite na pravo
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hola nelly obedece a la morsa
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hola nelly obece a glados
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Will you eat this spaghetti?
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Take one step closer... and I will destroy the entire facility!
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hi griffin
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hello paul i have been expecting you it seems you have also gained weight
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Hey you must die
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I love you Rob
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me inporta un comino
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hello scott
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Entering Main Tower.
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Entering Medical Tower.
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Entering Storage Tower.
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Entering Security Tower.
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Entering Level 1.
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Entering Level 2.
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Entering Level 3.
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Entering Level 4.
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Entering Level 5.
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Entering Level 6.
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Entering Level 7.
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Entering Level 8.
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Health level - Critical.
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Health level - Low.
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Ammo level - Low.
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Nash is dead, you're on your own.
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Mission failed.
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Warning. Multiple alien life forms approaching. Head to the bottom of the Civilian Tower.
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Mission completed. I repeat - mission completed.
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Would you like a game of chess? I play very well.
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My name is Saphire, and I going to kill you
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Super Califragilistic Espialidousis
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I guess we can put our crow killing aside, for gmod, you monster
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Hi im glados i cant talk right now cause have to much swag...yolo
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the person you have called is a little on the heavy side, don't you think?
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Hello, welcome to aperture science research facility
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Welcome back, James.
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Hello user!
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I love Pancakes
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I will get you
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I love killing
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Im still alive!
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Wake up and smell the coffee.
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Hello! The whole voice generating process can be relatively long (about ~6 minutes per sentence), and many people may use this tool at the same time.
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bonjour je suis GLaDOS
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I am god almighty
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Your monster
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Your watching the crazy ninja 01
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Hello Speedyspro, How Are you holding up? You Monster, or not. Because I'm A potato.
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I sing in a choir
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This is an example text message.
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Welcome in Severance guild
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DJ MARSHY IN THE MIX
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I am GLaDOS, I will be here to watch over you while you work in the enrichment center facility. Have fun trying not to die.
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Here at Aperture Science, we respect Amir's nose to the furthest extent
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On another call
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DJ MARSHY, IN THE MIX
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We Are Anonymous.............Expect Us
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS, welcome to portal, you must to train our colors to orange, and blue. to do your training, you must train for a hour
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Idalia No Hace Su Tarea, Eso Es Malo!
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Idalia No Hace Su Tarea.
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you make me angry
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How do you know each other?
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You thought you were clever
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I don't really appreciate that you try to copy this digital voice for your purposes. But please, proceed. I wait.
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Hello chip. How are you? You don't have a storage cube with you. Do you?
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i am GLaDOS, and I'm the brains behind all of this forum will be removed and there is nothing they can do
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Booting alright lets get this going
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Thank you for calling aperture science. Please leave a message after the beep. After the message you will be baked and then there will be cake.
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How long have you lived here?
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Is this a temporary or permanent position?
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If you are currently stepping on the tail of an adult black mamba and it has noticed you: Do nothing.
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You know nothing of Javert.
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The only thing you've manged to break so far is my heart
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Citizens, according to your new reports, there are 99 Communists ahead of you, whereas you have been instructed to deal with 9. Each of you has two laser barrels, which means your team can have 72 safe shots, which will leave 27 Communists alive for the n
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DDoS
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Hello! Welcome to the Programm!
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oh boy...... well, you might as well come back.
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Tracey needs you to send them a Confectioner's Sugar to complete her Candied Rose Petal recipe!
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Hello are you still there?
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Welcome to Video Game Frenzy
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in 200 meters turn left
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400 800 1 kilometer 2 kilometres then turn keep exit right the roundabout straight take first second third fourth fifth sixth
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Hello. Welcome to Aperture Science Testing Facilities
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i rule the world
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Sit back and enjoy the video
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My fart smells like a deadly neurotoxin
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Thats' you that's how dumb you sound
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You are recieving a telephone call on your mobile device.
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Jeera connection has failed
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I'm making a note here...Huge success.
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All systems fully operational
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Pin, with 12 votes, you have been eliminated.
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The Run-In Test tests the same components as the Start-Up Test but will keep running until canceled. This can help test for intermittent issues.
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Do you not know me?
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In economics, the invisible hand of the market is a metaphor conceived by Adam Smith to describe the self-regulating behavior of the marketplace.[1] The exact phrase is used just three times in Smith's writings, but has come to capture his important claim
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Press "w" to move forward and "s" to move backward.
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Sorry. The system is full. Goodbye.
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Mariselli, and Alton...Mills... that's.. unique.... Would you like it if I shoved neuro-toxin into your esophagus? ...I would
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This is a test of the GLaDOS voice transfer software. Hopefully this will work for our videos.
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Some people like to die, some don't. Then someone has to do it for you. Would you like me to kill you, Jordan?
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Hello and Welcome to LegendCraft!
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You are now going to experience a LEGENDARY time!
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F U C K B I T C H
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Hello and again Welcome to the enrichment Center
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