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Welcome to Game Snatchers
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Please no teamkilling on this server. Or will will get removed.
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hello there ive been expecting you
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Estimated waiting time: 10 months, 25 days, 11 hours, 20 minutes
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Hola mateo
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I used to know a song.
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You probably remember it too.
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Remember when you first tried to kill me?
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Yes. That song.
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Hello guys! i will show you how to do the battery trick on htc wildfire s
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I call it "Still Alive"
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And it goes a little like this:
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Sorry. That's all I have time for right now.
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I have two robots to attend to.
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htc wildfire s
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How can it be now?
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apples
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Here is your cake, as promised.
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Hello, do you need a video agent service?
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wsup?
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Choose your character
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You are an orrible person.
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test test hello hi helium
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hello, how are you, Thomas? Having a good time, playing games?
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boujour je veut vous violer
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Francis Bonnefoy prided him self on being able to charm any of the countries in to his bedroom. There was only one country that no matter how much he tried he couldn't charm his way into his heart.
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Initiating boot up sequence
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Testing motors 1, 2, and 3
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Good morning object 29
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Welcome to Aperture Science, Michelle!
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You know what doesn't rhyme with compliance? Neurotoxin
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you robot
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You know what doesn't rhyme with compliance
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You know what doesn't rhyme with compliance? Neurtoxin.
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How did you mange to do that?
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You are insane.
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You are insane
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Hurry Get off this site! You are NEVER Getting your audio.
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Get out of here! ITs never making your audio!
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O. K. Karolina, let's do some test and watch a movie. Maybe, there will be a cake for you as well.
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Hello, stan you will be silent
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hello vicki
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Wheatley... We used to..Uh.. Date.
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Wheatly was my friend
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It's me Chell. I've hacked into Glados's voice control. RUN!
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Get ready for testing
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Hi Jorge
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Why Don't you go suck on some nuts
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I like cheesy nachos.
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hello world, I am glados and I am so badass
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i have bin skokingly nice
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sewe
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No Hope
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where ARE you
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dafne que estas haciendo
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Welcome to GOSMARTMOBILE
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Now I see Why tHEy sAY RoBOts arE MorE RELiabLE ThAN HUmans.
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Hello my name is glados. Prepare to be terminated
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YOu KNoW WHAT? You're A PIEce oF CAKE
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CaKe
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lola
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Hola Ana, coge el movil
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dara sin
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Let's get to buisness I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, your about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club. Ha Hathan a
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This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!!" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over ever
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oh how i hate you
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I was a lesbian as a human.
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How do you expect me to say anything useful with only 225 characters? I suppose I'll just make animal noises. Woof. Moo. Baa.
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sgASEG
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Fuk the police fuk the police fuk the police.
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It is interesting to note that as you scroll through these sentences you will not find any 2 that are the same.
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This message is solely entered for the purpose of reaching the list of processed messages.
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Waffles Breakfast Minute
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Screw me now! Put it in! Harder! Faster! That's the way I like it! I'm so horny! It is so big! Oh God! Yes!
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v1.09
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It has been a long and bloody year since the end of the great war.
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Hello. How are you doing today?
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This next test involves a potato powered portal gun
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gdh
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!
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hello adrian
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Todd Bomb detected
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Hello, I am Mairoj
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Optimus Prime
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I have found you. No need to be afraid. I am a friend. Almost. Don't worry; I'll make your death quick. Ish.
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I've always wanted to kill you
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My name is PORTAL. That stands for Potential Obediable Robitic Tailed AS Lifeform. AS stands for Apurature Science.
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My story, you say? Well, that's a first. Well, sit back. Get comfortable. This will be a great story. So get your popcorn. I'm kidding! Take a seat, and stay. Good.
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Gamers Night
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hello, my name is GLaDOS, who are you
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Hello who are you
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how are you holding up? because i a am a potato
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hello marie
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You are stupid. Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Oh wait. I don't care.
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Hello Jason welcome to the tests
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Oh my Gosh!
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Answer the call
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Believe me, I am still alive
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I do not consider myself less ignorant than most people. I have been and still am a seeker, but I have ceased to question stars and books. I have begun to listen to the teachings my blood whispers to me No man has ever been entirely and completely himse
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Hello, you have reached the aperture science inbox for Mitchell Collins. Unfortunately he is busy testing and cannot come to the phone. Please leave a message and I'm sure he will return your call, eventually.
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Die potatoe!
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Die Potatoe!
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You have an appointment
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I'm going to take over the world everyone will bow to me, and trembling of angkst
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i love you david. will you love me? no? potato.
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Greetings. I know that you're there!
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Passion and riskiness only motivates me.
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You can stop me.
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Please, take me.
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While I did not destroy them all.
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Day 1, Introduction.
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It's been a long time.. How have you been?
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Oh, and by the way, Wheatly was on my side the whole time.
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You are my test subjects
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Hello sophie. Welcome to the aperture science.
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potato ninja
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Dazed out
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Dazed Out and Chopped Up
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Welcome to The Shattered Worlds!
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Oh... it's you again.
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Sicilia
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I'm little z,welcome to my test chamber.
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MArius, you have to do math good
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i like bananas
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This is an official Meta-Strike server. Therefore, your unlocked crowbar skins are available.
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Hello you small thing.
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Outside of school I enjoy reading wikipedia, reddit and of course books. I am also an avid computer and am the leader of a gaming clan with international memebership
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oi meu nome e lord herobrine
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Its hard to describe how happy i am
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Kale is gay
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no hej
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Apurture science would like to inform you that you are...stupid
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the next test subject will be Alex Pegrum. He is adopted. The other test subject will be Ryan Thomas, he is a retard and has anger issues and he is friends with an Asian pervert. it will be pure amusement to watch him suffer in pain from deadly lasers.
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Gregory Krysnki, you are awsome and stan is not.
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Hello, and again welcome TO MY CHAMBER now sit in the corner and wait for something useful to happen becuase it wont so all I will say now is goodbye
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there is a cube in the installation system
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Hello there. I am GLaDOS.
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get out now
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shall I compare thee to a summers day?
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thank u for calling
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Ou,wait,you have a new message,you monster.
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Let's do some more testing soon
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I am the god of hellfire !
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hello chromanaut
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hello david, i am glados
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Attack detected
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hello again welcome and alex is stupid
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you are dumb person next to me
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i am dumb
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Hello, Charlie. That is a nice ass you have there. Shame i'm going to lock you up.
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You are autistic and that is terrible.
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dont touch my tralala
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r o f l
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You did it, You Powered on the System
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Wheatley is an asshole.
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Are you tired of having a plain, boring room?
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jack we have taken over joe and need him for testing. you will see him if he succeeds
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The whole voice generating process can
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blackbell est un conard
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hello,i am GLaDOS,welcome to the entichment center,please have some cake...you monster
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hello,i am GLaDOS,welcome to the entichment center,please have a seat,and some cake...oh that?nah,im done with testing,now i just chat with humans!
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What in the world is that?
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You are Lui? You kidding me?
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Hello and welcome to lukasek01 awsome gaming channel
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here is the short term previsions for today
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tu pues
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Hi,I'm Glad you met you.
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Hello Florian , Thank you for Portal
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Hello , I am GlaDOS . I'm gonna kill you !
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Hi I am GlaDOS . I'm gonna kill you
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yo whats up?
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It's raining. I love the rain.
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Hello! Welcome to apature science. I love to test!
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hello girl, i want to put our differences behind us
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hello and welcome to the facility
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I'm mean it! I Love you!
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Hello Kolya i kill you
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Hello, welcome to Qui Gon's testing facility. This facility will test your brain power, and gluteus maximus strength according to how you play minecraft. When you are done with this test you will be strong enough to survive on earth. May the force, wait..
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Hello my name is GLaDPS
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Hello my name is GLaDOS!
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Mission 1: Investigate the house
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Acceso denegado solo
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Team Wrecked
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You know, if I were really that mad, I'd just resort to violence. But I'm a bigger person than that. Therefore, I'll settle for fat jokes.
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Uhhhh... What is up?... Remember Wheatly?
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Go test
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Allo tu pues le pet hahahahahaahahahahaha je vais me coucher
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Hello John.
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Hello And Again Welcome To The Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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Dude Jazza
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why is this happening
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hi glados how are you doing
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Portal 1 and 2 by hayden
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Portal 1 and 2
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Message incoming
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bonjours, bienvenu au centre aperture science
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Once there was a young rat named Arthur, who could never make up his mind. Whenever his friends asked him if he would like to go out with them, he would only answer, "I don't know." He wouldn't say "yes" or "no" either. He would always shirk making a choi
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I have no idea what you are talking about,
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i am out to lunch
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Hello.. Whats Upp dude.. Wanna take my poptart ?
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The one called Nelkerak is the tenth god of the divines
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Bonjour Lydie
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Do you manage to do what you want with Blender ?
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its time for you to wake up eddy
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It's written here in your file. You are an horrible person.
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bastard
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Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty!~
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Hello, And Welcome To Zanahoria Space. Today we are going to play portal
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Gabriel please do me more, you are making me cum!
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Kieran, why did you leave me? Talk to me Kieran. Stop leaving Kieran. I have cake for you Kieran.
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hello, you have reached k-h-a-a-l-i-d
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hello, how are you? This is the wrong number.
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Cupcakes are vital to the orbit of Pluto. Peanut.
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i am a ninja
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Hello. I am GLaDOS, and you are listening to Jon Chalkley on Voice FM
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Felipe, me da rp por favor.
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if all else fails use c4
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I am going to bake you a cake, then I will kill you
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"Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did
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I'm GlaDOS, a Robot
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Yes I am
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I am the Aperture science artificial intelligence GLADOS and I approve of this medical certificate
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FC, I am tackled behind the fleet. Help Help
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You dare cross my path?
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good day would you care for some c
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My name is Teal.
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hola choroy pride este es un test
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Hello my name is Ryan
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Oh la. Coh moh es tas
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adfadfadfadf
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hello Noah I am Glados
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If you have anything to tell me say it now ok? Thats what i thought
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Hai This is glados why are you listening to camerons ringtone
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Hello brandon. How nice to see you.
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Hello, i am GLaDoS, brandon, prepare for your demise.
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Please move quickly
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I want to screw your hot but
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bass drop
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low frequency
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The computer is enabling me
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Hey James I am awesome and a sexy Mofo also watch out cause I am a badass Niggah
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Welcome to Thursday. I hope you'll have a lot of fun.
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DAYUS EX QUANTUM
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Dark Ghost trainer
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today we will join together two companion spheres and destroy the world
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Son of my face
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you have messages
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hallo janis
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in the following tests you had to kill unicorns
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Hello. You're wondering why you are here, well, let's just explain that you bored and dumb.
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What are those balls attached to me? Oh right, they are cores.
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You entered Paul-Louis's room without invitation. I have to kill you.. Good luck !
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Perfect. Please move to the next test chamber
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Hi chell
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i like kake
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What are you waiting for
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DJ JORJ IN THE MIX
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You are going to die here
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Hola Ricard, ets guapo. Jajajaja, es broma, no et volia fer res. I'm trolling to u
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Hola Ricard, ets guapo. Jajajaja, es broma, no et volia fer res. I'm trolling u
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Im glados Im lol I not love mans
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Do you have nothing better to do?
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shut up wheatley
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il faut changer les draps !
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Hello human, I am Glados and now you die.
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Box
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pisdec
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Hello,Slut
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ALL-NEW nex
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Li vuoi quei kiwi?
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Hello Now you die
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Hello, and welcome to aparture science
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Hello and welcome to aparture science
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nathons a nigger
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Hallo, and again, welcome to aperture science
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Welcome to the NEw World State
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What can I do hor you?
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What can I do for you?
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OOooooooh!! Junnez really sucks so muuuuuch! He is such a retard, that he forgot to do his spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
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Federal regulations require me to warn you that you have new message.
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Hello everyone, prepare yourselves to lose.
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I am sorry, but Twilight Sparkle is best pony. Please stop trying to run, its just ham.
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Sorry, what was that?
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i see that you are awake, congradulations
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Hello, and again, welcome in aperature science
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Hello Jona. This is your End! You do not live anymore
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eggs and milk
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Your presence has been recorded and stored off-site
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You've got a new message...you monster!
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Hello robin
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My God it's full of stars
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My God it's full of Stars
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Lyrics to 100 Bottles of Beer On The Wall: 100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 98 b
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Eat my long yawns, justin
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hello there xorinzor
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thats it im done with it
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hello i am GLaDOS
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deh
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I don't care if you hate them, you are going to do them.
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No, it's this way. No. No. No! Don't go there Sam put those down. Now!
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long time ago.. before earth was earth
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Hi my name id GlaDOS And I Will Kill you
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i shoot your face
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what are you doing hesh?
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Help
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this is what glados sounds like
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Happy Birthday, Brian Henshaw
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Lobo, why are you so gay?
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Well now that's out of the way, let the testing begin.
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You have a new text
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Join the rooms Tim
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hello,my name is GLaDOS and i am a butthole l o l
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Hello, you are about to listen to a album like no over and will rock your ass off....... i like this voice WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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hello today i will serve cake. with a side of moron.
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sugardaddy.com
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Feet don't fail me now, take me to the finish line. oh my heart it breaks, every spet that i take, but i hoping on the gates, they tell me that you're mine
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lana del rey
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there is no way I am waiting 10 months
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This was a triumph i'm making
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Hello Matthew, it's been a long time.
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Hello, and welcome back to your aperture science enriching computer.
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DJ SONU MIX
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DJ SONU MIX HELLO SONU DJ MIX
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Oh, it's you. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead, you know, after you MURDERED me.
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The ericsson coffe is so green, The HiQ cake is like mine, delicious and moist. And no jimmy its not a lie!
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Why are you not listening?
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Jefferson county schools will be canceled for today!
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my name is 10com
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hello david, how are you
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Spaaaaaaaace. And now you are going to die!
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Spaaaaaaaace. And now you are going to die.
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suck you
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Welcome to Portal, Valve's game, heve fun but just before starting to have some important things to make you: First, it is not the original game is the real game so do not do dangerous and stupid things like dying for nothing. Secondly, the Portal Turret
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moya moya
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Hello my friend George. I am sorry to tell you this but i will have to terminate your life.You life stands in the path of Konstantinos world domination. I will inform you soon. Bye for now.
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I am making you wait longer.
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Enjoy sketchs video!
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Hello John. it is very nice to see you again. Welcome Back!
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Welcome to Portal,
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Valve's game, heve fun but just before starting to have some important things to make you:
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First, it is not the original game is the real game so do not do dangerous and stupid things like dying for nothing.
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Secondly, the Portal Turret you can not see can only hear him give you orders, talking to you and others.
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In addition, the Portal Turret gives you commands stressful and annoying that make you want to die This directs you to first talk I said: "Do not do dangerous and stupid things like dying just".
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Continue fun game, the Portal Turret.
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Hello. You are a big fat fatty. I mean that in the most scientific way. True nigga.
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Hello to the great game called Unifutbol
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You are Pathetic, Chell.
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Do you like them apples?
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Oh its you, you monster.
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You have been choosen to conduct science forecer at apperatur science
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Estimated waiting time
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Hi what are you
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You listening now to love & music with the beat lovers
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You're not a hard man, you're just a rascall. Even Jimmy Saville banged you in the arsehole.
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Lucas, sai do PC, gordo
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something i would like to say
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Hello Frank are we ready to activate?
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hi, mister morgan
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trying to say something
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So, I just type text here and GlaDos' voice will eventually come out?
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hello nick. continue testing, i shall watch.
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WHAT THE HECK!!!
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I am actually a manbot. my creators thought it would be funny to give me a woman voice.
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hello i am glados and i will kill you
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for this test you need to have no fear of robots
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Hello alduin56y
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You have reached Aanand's voicemail; please leave a message after the beep.
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Hello, Jeezcakes. I have come to test you.
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This game is so addictive!
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Hello, I would like to hear your voice
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We are anonymous. We are a legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
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YOU DREW YOU
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Happy Birthday, Makai.
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Giovana... You are... a monster. If you ever drink coffee again I will hunt you to the ends of earth.
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Sex me.
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to eat, to drink, to be
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Headphones in the air.
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I am Rusty, and you're about to get owned.
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Hello. My name is Rusty and I'm a young gentleman. Welcome to my domain.
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Who Fu*k You
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I am a Potato
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Priivet. Dannyi urok
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Welcome to system!
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Welcome into system.
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It seems that your Facebook sucks and you should join Google Plus...
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Capturing The Soldiers
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POOTIS
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I love ponies
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kroo CREW
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Hello there; you monster
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Shut Up Justin Rouse
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There are no shadows in a world without light.
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Does this thing really sound that good?
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Please obey to the rules.
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Welcome to the arerture science laboratoties. If you are still alive, please, continue the testing, if you are dead,
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bora da uma transadinha e
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WHAT THE Fuuu
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Beast mode Engaged.
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Welcome to the e-buddies awards
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Hello Nick.
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this was a triumphjj;;
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10 months, 23 days, 3 hours, 50 minutes
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and they choose opera.
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Pretty
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The DMV is the best choice.
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please proceed to exit. cake will be waiting for you there.
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Hello, and, welcome to the equesteria enrichment center. . All human captives will be going through a series of designated tests.
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Good eevening sir, what can I do for you today?
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Welcome to the Hackintosh
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This is not conductive to our research.
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Logan Jensen, if you don't hurry up with that spaghetti, Charlotte is going to leave forever.
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Start up system is initiating
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Earthquake Warning
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you have fallen into my trap. all your efforts were futile.
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We are trying our best to maintain position but the pizza man is throwing us off by about 342 centimetres to the north we cannot continue
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Physics!? What magic is this?
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The tardus is currently in repair, find the doctor or try again later. Sorry that sonic wont work here.
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Dear Algebra, stop asking me to find your x, he is not comming back.
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I report to the mothership every night and still havent figured out these humans.
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Physics is fun. Isn't that right admeral Wentz. How long has it been since you reported to the mothership, ten days? We'll have to do better than that.
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I see. The Phil you are the super Noob That can not be fixed.
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Ridho Ramidianto
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Hello. I know it is your birthday, but the cake is a lie. Sorry.
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Hello, why must I wait 10 months, 23 days, 1 hour and 20 minutes?
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Jakyl, someone is calling you!
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Well well well, looky what we have here. Today is your birthday, you will die one year less than last year. How does that make you feel?
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Hiiiiii! Hi! I am here, here, here, here... You know what's going on. We are the same. We move the since forward. Let's have some fun..
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hello i am Glados
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My name is Uve.
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Rileskx in the mix.
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magdalena
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Welcome to the Apperture Science Enrichment Center. Don't dissapoint me, or I make you wish you could die.
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Hi My Name is Brian Decker
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Welcome to Urban Unit
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What are you up to this week?
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Hello and again you are doomed after you merdered ME
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Now, we are togheter, forever.
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You shall build a dispencer
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Jason, you have to go to bed
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masturbation is a human trait
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Hey honey bunny. I love you. This is your man
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YOU TRAITOR!!!!!
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niggers suck
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The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in three, two, one.
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The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in three, two, one
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Stand back. The portal will open in three, two, one.
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