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Assalamualaikum
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Wait...there, now the trap OPSSSSS...test is ready. Just for you, cause you are the only one to get to this point of the test-program of Apy. Well good luck Chell.(GLaDOS huming the end of the song Want you gone).
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So, it's your birthday. Like that wasn't inevitable.
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Crystal Clear Rock FM
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10 months and 28 days is to long to wait for this testsubject
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This message has been slayer approved. goodbye
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Well there's no since crying after every mistake.
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suck the member
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The Cake Is a Lie
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Hello and welcome to Fallout Equestrian tales...We hope you enjoy wandering the wastelands.
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Bienvenida a este lugar
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Subscribe to The Game Stars 12
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This message will self destruct in ten seconds.
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Congratulations. You have reached my voice mail inbox. I am doing something that is not talking to you so please leave a message after the beep and there will be cake.
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The sacrifice has been chosen.
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Hello, mom. I am going to bruch my teeth.
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hello amazing people
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I like Portal. She's a cool girl. She breaks the laws of physics and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Hello Gambei
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Hello John how are you
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Tina, why don't you eat some cake?
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I'm watching a video on youtube
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Okay, Shut up and breathe neurotoxin NOW!
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Hello, My Name is Glados. I Suck. Sorry Chell
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hello son
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Hurrah. Can't access cellular device. Leave message.
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Here You Go
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Bye-bye
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Hello! This is DJ Ron Sky, and you are listening Subtropic Fresh
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Hello, lets do this, for science.
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Hello, Welcome to this chamber.
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some vi
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Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the song. I hate you so much. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! NO! STOP! No! No! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. You fool.. you know what have you done?
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now we are all going to DIE!
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Your girlfriend is calling you, but you don't even care. You monster.
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I hope you enjoy your stay here. Per your previous manager's request we have set up all your workstations to the dvorak standard.s
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Helli there
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Po po popo
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I am retarded. And I will not show you my tits.
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I am Glados. Now eat shit and die!
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Dies ist ein test text
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petes
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Not 1. 2!
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I see you completed that experiment. Well done.
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I like chocolate milk!
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NOOB
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here. i'll lower the glass. go on. finish the test.
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Alex, what are you doing?
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Michael I like you. Scratch that Love not like.
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You are owned by me. This school belongs to me. I am a hacker.
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People expected him to stay at EA, where he no doubt enjoyed the security of working for one of the world's largest publishers.
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Hello PJ Welcome to Aperature Labratories. After testing there will be cake
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You have reached the voice mailbox of Holden. Leave a message and he'll get back to you. Goodbye.
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Bob Turner, you will be exterminated.
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Portal mode
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What do you want.
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hello. I am Glados
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There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
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GLADOS
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Greetings from the Aperture Science Research Facility. The human you have called is temporarily unavailable. He is probably off having some of our delicious cake. Please leave a message and he will get back to you shortly.
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Ann go to Silpo
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How are you doing today
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Greetings from the Aperture Science Research Facility. The human you have called is temporarily unavailable. He is probably off having some of our delicious cake. Please leave a message and he will get back to you shortly
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hell Artur. I missed you.
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ARE YOU REALY WANT TO STAB ME :-(
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are you want to shut a f*** up please dont stab me
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you smell really bad
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Heh heh, I stole your portal gun. How do you feel now? Pretty bad. The reason why I took it from you is because you murdered My favorite block. Shame. I hate you. Now get out of my life, oh wait, I don't have a life! But I'll take yours. I hate your face!
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Welcome Dubesta11 to Aperture Science.
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Oh look, a dirty filthy fat orphan, you fit the description.
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Hello Nick, how may I be of service?
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hello my name is what?
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i eat parts
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H.T.S
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It would seem that someone tries to contact you on a secure channel. Shall I patch it through?
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Hello,don`t be afraid, this is GLaDOS. Someone is calling you. Please, answeeuuur...
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i see you got the cake...
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i see you got the cake... continue testing
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you may have the cake now. just kidding. the cake is a lie. ha. ha.
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Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing it is stupid
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Welcome you dirty monster
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scince
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I'm glad I hate you now.
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Topaz Disco
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Please wait
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You will died if you come in!
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Powering up
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You mad bro
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Welcome to Seraphim page
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Please press control, alt, delete, to log on.
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Hello and again, Welcome
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My name is P.R.I.L.
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I hate you too
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My name
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My dads name is bob
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Not with you
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I am one day old.
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What think you RED
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I do not understand
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You...fak you!
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You...you...DIE!
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It's too dirty...SO DIRTY!
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I'M YOU................YOU'RE ME
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machariel
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elo to ja domino
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I love you my wife.
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hi you have reached Ryan's phone. he is busy testing so please leave a message after the bleep
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HALLO LEUTE
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Hello my Friends! :)
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This is MURDER NOT A HERO
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This is MURDER NOT A HERO what did i ever do to YOU!
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iam on skype maybe?
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debbie
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Hello, Ragonar. Do you trust in cakes ?
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This looks like a peaceful planet.
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS, and I tried to take over the Apperture facility, but failed because of you.
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS,
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hi nooby do you feel gay today
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I not have time
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Im going to kill you all
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I hate Taze Engles because he is an adopted orphan.
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CYPHER
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In the event of a fire, please remain seated.
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Greetings Jefferson, you monster.
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i am the computer system ANgEL VERSION 1.4.7 and I'm here to become a test subject for tests of mental agility and so out of the laboratories aperture
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Cactus Mode is online
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I can't believe you did that to me
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I'll find you!
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im GLaDOS
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samy is so stupid and nobody likes him
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Mat Middlebrooks is very fat
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Hello testing has begin.
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I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." -Marilyn Monroe and
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Michael is a sad little Korean. He is sad. And Korean. Just like every other Asian. How useless.
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Woah.
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Love me you little bastard
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Hello testing has begin
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Roman, you idiot!
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I am a homosexual
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Hola Davidm te estado esperando mucho tiempo, ahora sentiras mi... agradecimiento. En fin... muere
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Connor. You're such a tool.
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Welcome.Im GLaDOS.Ur computer will be corrupted
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Gree Guy and Dr. PBS clones, coming up.
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Hi you have reached ryan's phone he is busy testing. there will be cake if you leave a message after the beep
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Rain, you monster. Still you are trying to hate Red. But he loves you, can't you see?
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gameplay, walkthroughs reviews and more soulofthedamned studios presents
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what the hello world
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Why Does It Hurt So Much
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Why Does It Hurt?
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Its been a Looong time, how have you been
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Hello, welcome to the enrichment centre
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Your phone is ringing, don't make other people wait for you
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GOLD RECORDS
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Ever on and on I continue circling With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can't break free--I'm Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain a
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You horrible person.
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SMS, take the phone
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Welcome to Tyler's Living Quarters, how may I assist you?
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Please note that my system is still in beta. I am still learning many things.
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Connor, please stop tower diving at level one. And yes, Peter is Glados.
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Welcome to your PC, Mister Lawrence. That jumpsuit you're wearing makes you look stupid. But hopefully we can put our differences behind us and do some tests for the sake of Science. Doesn't that sound great? I hope so, because it's not like you have a ch
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Welcome to the Firedance
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Hello Gabriel my name is GLaDOS
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Hello ?
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dlin-dlon you received a message
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