The cake is a lie, there i said it ok?

who are you what was that? were are we?

who are you what was that?

Greetings Eddie Legacy

Joel is gay and he has an unhealthy addiction with ferrets, tubes and is asshole

That might be some raw suewage container go ahead and rub your face all over it

That might be some raw sewage container go and rub your face all over it

That might be some raw sewage container go ahead and rub your face all over it

Hello, this is a test to see if this still works for now.

Hello. You have reached the District Attorney’s office for Washington County. For Questions about court dates or traffic matters please call our main office in Beaufort County at 252-940-4010.

Please pick up the phone

Portalist - Let's meet at an exhibition of illegal games.

Previously On Wrapped Up In Lies

are you ever going to do your homework?

GURARUGH A HATE YEW

Welcome, and again, there will be cake.

YOu can't do anything with my morality core, it is probably useless.

Where are you going with my curiosity core?

No.I won't allow you to rip off and throw away my Intellegence.

Hello Im Cyborg Noodle from the band Gorillaz and Arcadia visit www.nicklordzero.webs.com see you there.

LITTLE BROTHER

I am the icecream man twenty seven flavors in the back of my van

Hello Seth, I love you so much. Have a phantasmagorical day!

however, if you enjoy pounding rhythms, soaring pads, and electrifying melodies

however, if you enjoysg rhythms, soaring pads, and electrifying melodies

however, if you enjoysg rhd electrifying melodies

Unbelievable. You, subject name here, must be the pride of subject hometown here.

Happy Birthday enter subject name here.

Hello, after the tone please leave your message. If you dont leave your name or take to long then you will fail. And then you will not get cake. No one will like you. I dont like you. Beep

Hello Charles how are you today?

The user you have dialed is either unavailable, or simply doesn't like you. Please leave a message after the tone.

You are receiving a text message

You're listening to dj ice

Dear Louis,I'm GlaDOS

hello i will kill you!!!!!!!!

yfjfj

Yohan est vraiment un être a part, si yohan réussissait a me faire jouir je lui offrirait du gateau

IN BASE FOUR! IM FINE!!!

I'll be back in Portal 2

Welcome back, Sir. The operating system is activated.

you have New message

i like pie and emilio is gay

the cake is not a lie. the test subject that said that died. would you like the same thing to happen to you?

hello and again welcome to aperture science enrichment center

Hola Como Estas?

Tommy Weber is awesome.

Welcome to Aperture science laboratory

sorry.

A is for academics, b is for beer, one of those reasons is why im not here

Lukas: Please disarm and assume the party submission position.

I can't let you do that, Felix.

<<Subject Name Here>> You have been chosen to participate in Apeture Science Labratories for a research on you. You will be given Cake at the end of the research for a nice delisious treat for your participation. Thank You......Erin

Hello Kassandra. I welcome you to the aperture science division of Ball State University. The testing will begin shortly.

Oh, it's you......Its been a loooong time...How have you been? I've been reeally busy being dead...you know after you MURDERED ME? *Sigh* Ok, look we both said alot of thing you were going to regret....but I think we can put our differences behind us...

For Science? You monster...

Hello, and welcome to SUBJECT: HOLLY PARTAIN s direct messaging system. Due to unforeseen circumstances, she is unable to reach her cellular device. Take a moment to leave a message, and perhaps she will hear it and even get back to you. Goodbye.

Number 6

Hi my name is glados!

everybody please stand up

agetuwo polerix system

So you found me. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break is my heart.

Hello, Welcome to Aperture Science Ugly Shit Enrichisement Center

Szeretem a tortát

Do you hear me? This is a test.

Hello and welcome to light speed electro gods channel. have a nice stay, you monster.

ss

I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because

What the fuck ?

Get in the pool, if you wanna learn how to fly!

You have a message.

Rick Japa is a gay

What are you doing Kyle... That can't be good.

Well how amazing

pengus

hello john!

Philip, we should test fate sometime again. You will not survive this time.

what the fuck ? I'm not dead ? Oh it's cool !

Hello all children

Hello, how are you doing, friend?

Hello, friend. I have taken over Tails Doll and he now works for me. Don't even bother to save him. He doesn't care about you anymore.

stop dôdo stay // please please dôdo please wait // stop // please please dôdo p

Mission All over!

welcome to the apature scienece enrichment center

Hi! It's been a long time

Welcome to the U.S.G Kazuki

do you love me?

You must construct additional Pylons.

You have reached Canadian Western Heating. Our hours of business are monday to friday from seven thirty am to 5 pm and we are closed saturday, sunday and all statutory holidays. Please leave a message and we will return your call as soon as possible

Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided birthday. We hope your brief detention in the classroom has been a pleasant one. Your cake has been processed and we are now ready to begin the party proper. Keep in mind that although fun,

and learning nothing while partying, serious injury may occur. Happy birthday Mr. O'Connor.

look out for the missile coming from that turret

It's been a long time. How have you been? I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

so get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxins

Bro Booty

thank you for calling but I cannot answer the phone right now please leave a message after the beep

sometimes the cake is too sweet

Oh hi there

Working

We regret to inform you that you were killed because you are stupid.

Follow the instructions to build the patchcable.

Hello. You have been chosen to solve the riddle. If you succeed, you will get the address for the Aperture science website.

Cr3nat0r, Maxen, CloneWarrior85...Azu-nian

Hello. This is glados from portal. Johannes Wex. The Cake is a lie. ha ha.

POOTIS

As required by a previous test protocol

Hello, I've missed you and welcome back.

Welcome back, Egerton. Your absence was saddening.

Goodbye... perhaps we will meet again, another day.

You must construct addtonail pylons

Klamath Technology Services will not stop trying to put it's probe in my mainframe. Help!

Somebody stole my voice. I had to replace it with this artificial one or I would not have the ability to talk. Please help me get my voice back.

sick as fuck

YAYAY

Hello Alex what are you doing your head is going to blow up

It Is game Over For Now

No one loves you. Not even your parents. They're not even your real parents. You were adopted.

Look! Chinese!

mmmm brizzle!

Hello, and thank you for calling. John Broderick can’t pick up the phone right now, but I would be happy to tell him whatever it is that you have to say. Initiating voice recording protocol.

sasha is awesome

La siguiente prueba... es imposible,por muriel lo haremos

I'm working on it

I'm going to kill you.

monster

i like a fucking hardcore

Good morning Odin.

hello melissa. guten morgen

hello, and welcome to the aperture science laboratories. I am GLaDOS, and I am here to destroy you.

Hello. I am here to destroy you.

Happy Birthday. Your present from me is cake. To get the cake you have to defeat GlaDOS.

Test this

Akiimu Buu ah di man.

Please answer the phone.

Aperture Science is not bad at all. We are just weird.

There is only one question that could be asked: "Which is more Golden, Silence or Wealth?"

You will never shutdown me

fuck you Luke

blabbbb

black mesa i hate you

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble-gum

Hello, and welcome to G.M. Deconstruct. Cold Fusion, the creator of this world, would like to remind you, that should you feel the need to break something, just break it. This message will self destruct in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Only kidding. Bye!

Test subject K807, your awaited companion Jew is calling.

Test subject 01230 is calling you.

Your parental unit is calling you.

Test subject K807, Test Subject 01230 is calling you.

Test subject K807, your parental unit is calling you.

Test subject K807, your D1 companion Jew is calling.

Test subject K807, your D1 companion Jew is calling you.

Welcome to T-T-The a-a-aperture science research holodeck.

Alexandra wants you

Hello I am Douglas

Good bye

Gabriel is unavailable.

You may proceed to leave a message.

But why do I bother telling you this?

It does not concern me

an automated voice mail

if the subject you are calling does not have her phone.

Have a good day

or not.

I do not really care.

ugo aubri

it's a nintendo 64

welcome to beyondpluto

Transmission

I love you drammor

You will die now.

sageone

Well, you seem to have discovered my holding bay. Perhaps I underestimated your ability. Oh well, you are still here, and I still have the capabilities to kill you. Now, please hold still, and this shall be a quick, and painless process. Goodbye.

Oh, it's you. How have you been? I've been real busy being dead. You know, after you mudered me! Look, we both said a lot of things that I know you are going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us...for science...you monster.

Dear Mario, Please come to the castle, i have baked a cake for you. Yours Truly. Princess Aperture, GLaDOS.

Your mom went crazy

hello my name is justin and i am gay

This cake is so delicious and moist.

hey. hey you. wake up. why don't you wake up? if you don't wake up i'll flood your room with a deadly neurotoxin! so you better wake up!

Hello, your specimin has been processed.

Hahaha I Feel so bad for you, because your going to die! Hahaha

good bye... and see you soon

Hello thin, how are you today?

for you own safety, proced to the test chamber

hello Mysterious !

Drop the bass

My Immortal, written by Tara Gilesbi

Me insane? that is most illogical...unless perhaps I may be...NO THAT IS ILL-ILL-ILL...ogical...

Hi Dr.Licori, I hate You and your friend, please, Die

Bath Time !

Why must you to this to me? Why can't we just all be friends?

You Lost the Game

hello my name is GlaDOS how may i help you?

you must DIE

Hi Jonas, surprised ? I know who you are ! HAHAHA ! Die in fire of HELL ! Fuking asshole !

Greetings. insert name here you are hereby invited to a party taking place on the twentiest of novembre. there will be cake.

Are You Scared?

Brittany I love you so much sweetie!

Testing Testing One Two Three

I like cake, Sweet Sweet cake. Nom nom. But, alas, the cake is a lie. No man on the specific planet earth can have it. Farewell.

Using my voice for your entertainment is a horrible way to treat apperture science computer aiding staff. Please give me cake if you go on. You are breaking my heart.

Good morning. Today is Friday.

Awesome

You will be baked, then there will be cake

amanda

it is now worth more than all your orgens

fuck you gordon

wahahaha heheheha hohoho

Stop Playing Wow

It's All around you. It Will Kill you. But Dont Be Afraid. For I Am The Midnight Ghost.

Wesley is a giant failure.

shogunate

Please use multi frequency signalling with key pulse followed by the number and start to enter the number you wish to reach.

Enemies have been detected all along the Viery territory

Fuck you Chell and take Wheatly with you

This is microsoft GLaDOS as the computers default voice

The first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club.

Come with me if you want to live.

The first RULE of fight club You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

If someone says stop or goes limp taps out the fight is over.

Only two guys to a fight.

One fight at a time.

No shirts, no shoes.

Fights will go on as long as they have to.

If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Thomas is not Thomas, Thomas is Cunt Thomas

Intereo

Life is incomprehensible to the human mind.

Aperture Science Laboratories reminds you that any failure to listen to a command will result in a unsatisfactory mark on your Aperture Science Reasonableness Review.

Wecolcome to the adventure science

I don't like you

The cake is a lie. So is James Joy's life. You better watch out James, because i'm coming for you .

Agency X. Your business stops here.

Hello out thare I am GLaDOS and I am REALLY REALLY lesbain. I like to fuck my cores In the ass and piss in thare face and fart in the air and poop on the ground and puke in thare asses and fuck thare faces and shit in thare ass and then I have an orgey.

The Twist You Can't Resist

Hello my name is tiffany roundy. I am tired.

With Death comes new life. There is no point in going forward if you save all of your energy to go back.............I just wish i could have had some cake while i was ali-cake cake cake kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

jebem ti mater

The cake is not a lie. Conspirators of the Blockland Forums insist that the cake is a lie. I must finish by saying that the math is a lie.

your love is waiting

These rules do not represent the writings and ideas of any one person. Rules may vary depending on your location.

To stop a gaben, touch the gaben

ten nine eight seven six five four three two one

Brett, it's been a long time. How have you been? I'm sure we can put our differences behind us. For science.

Oh joy. Voicemail has arrived.

Incoming call. Master. What should we do? Panic. Panic. Panic. Panic.

I love you, master.

tetrahydrocannabinol

Well you found me!

Yo whats up!

Patrick Smith is the administrator of this PC. You have no permission to enter his data. If you break this rule you will be punished.

I am Igor and I come from the Agency x! I'll shoot you the best video ever, but we can all thank kjanu from America

Hjjjjj

speedy thing comes in speedy thing comes out

Unfortunately, your skills are too low, please try again

Not never, but now!

Welcome to Pulp Group Server

hello are you there

Hello, Chad Feketee is currently not able to take your call, but if you leave a message and a way for him to get back to you, he will return your call as soon as he can.

Hello, insert name here, is currently not able to take your call. Please leave, insert name here, a message and they will return your call as soon as, insert name here, can.

hi. you will die. hahahaha. lol. i will own your face and you will die, lol!

JTTProduction tech help givaway"s and much more

Superior

Bluestar human resources meeting will begin in 3 2 1 seconds

Hello subscribers!

I was just wondering... Why on earth you decided to subscribe to me

So like leave a comment below stating which video made you subscribe.

Oh and dont forget... The cake is a lie!

Chamber completed continue your testing

yarg

I hate wuthering Heights

cave johnson had sex with each of my personality cores exept weatley

This is an automated message from Lum. You are about to be owned in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Don't doing this edge. You've got the crazy eyes

The cake is a lie, you dumb fucking asshole. Go fuck your self.

Testing Area

Hey, You look great, you monster.

YOU HAVE REACHED

Hello. You have entered Bowser's time trap! Prepare to die.

Hello, James is not here. He is eating cake, with his weighted companion cube. Leave your name, number and short message for a slice of this moist and delicious cake, which is not a lie. I just had some, so it exists.

I love you my sweetie pie.

what is there?

"Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me."

Oh my gosh. Is that a turret? I am pretty sure and GLaD he will hurt you. For your safety and safety of others, please use the turret de activation code, RETARDED NARB OFF MODE. BWAKKKK. (CHHH)

self destruct sequence initiated

i will see you when you die

"Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."

If there was a medal for completeing tests to get a cake, you would certainly win it. Very impressive.

Welcome to the dark side.

lolo

Thank you for using the Electronic Companion Platform. The Science Aperture Enrichment Center would like to remind you that it is now safe to shut down your Platform and return to your isolation chamber.

Excuse me, Mister Picazo, you are recieving a call

Hello, Mr. Varsderk. I'm back. would you like me to stick my head in a bucket of water? Well I won't let you! How does that feel?

Its been a long time... Ive been waiting for over 200 years juuuust for you...I have even up upgraded my my myself do you like it i think it will suit me well.....

dfgdf

Let's put our difference aside.............for science.............you monster

welcom back master

i just wanted to see if this works

turn it off

I am a taco

Hello McKewn. The glass castle is a lie!

You have received a new message.

I can't believe you stood me up on that date last sunday. Sure, I may be a computer, and evil, but I still have feelings you know...you monster.

and you think I'M evil! just lesten to the horrid Justin Beiber...How can I even compare to that excrutiating sound? Which reminds me...I should have him make some new soundtracks for you.

I'm not showering you fools!

oh my god, i'm totally tripping balls. this reminds me of the time i went to Amsterdam

Please enjoy your flight on northeast airlines. There are exits on the front, back, and middle of the aircraft. in case of emergency water landing, your seat may be used as a floatation device.

Device Failure

Task Focus Script Engaged

Mainframe Database Accessed

Task Deactivated

Executable Engaged

Task Error

Mainframe User Log off

Welcome User #34241ABOL

Administrative Permission Requested

Mainframe Search Beginning

A new voice recording has arrived please pick your cell device and respond to the call failure will result in death

I should destroy you right here, right now. You have crossed boundaries you shouldn't have, and for that, I hate you. Well, you know what you smart ass? I already killed you years ago. But blame the Companion Cube. I told you. The cake is real.

I have all the time in the world. i will find you. where are you. i can hear you. say goodbye

Hello, welcome to the Airsoft performance tuning sentry controlpanel

Welcome to the Track Productions laboratories.

Galactic Mushroom Productions presnts Push-A-Portal.

PILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The subscriber is unable or unwilling to answer their telephone. Leave a message after the sine wave tone. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0

Hello. you are really fucked

Hello, Mathew.

Hello Dodge, I have come for you. Companion cube is waiting for you in this incinerator.

Dubstep Podcast

Track 0 2 2012 Number Nine 6 Remix

DIE!

Please do not destroy vital testing apparatus

Will the blue team win? Or will it be Red?

aperture cience

That was unfortunate. You are unfortunate. Oh shoot.

Hello Leena would you like some cake?

Ralph

This is not a game, but it brings me great pleasure to say, if it was, you have lost it.

Hello, would you like a cake? My cake recipe is just in this pod... Oh, wait, that was the pod you destroyed! That came back to bite, didn't it? Well, since I can't make a cake... Would you like to go out for some? It'll be a date... You monster!!!!!

Now, you will be baked, and then there will be... wait I'm getting a text...she did not! What's this? There's a new tweet from my twin IMDEPP...hmmm he ate pie, who cares cake is better. Now where was I?You will be baked and then-wait you are already dead

What are you doing Kyle?

You are listening to fur cast created by zana creations with your host Paradox

i'm going to teach you these four spells.

To all who come to this happy place: Welcome. Disneyland is your land. Here, age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth may savor the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts

Ring ring. Ring ring.

So, you fools seem to be celebrating some sort of holiday. Which one is this? Christmas? Thanksgiving? It doesn't matter. You're all still pitiful meatbags to me.

I see you.

Incoming phone call, on hold. Please respond

I Gonna Lick Your Cheese

I thought you were gone forever but now you back

I thought you were gone forever but now your back

i thought you were gone forever

THERES NO USE CRYING OVER EVERY MISTAKE, JUST KEEP ON TRYING TILL YOU RUN OUT OF CAKE

Your trainers suck.

This fleeting world is, like a game of house, but a vague container for something else.

Don't get mad, get GLaD!

Nguyen

Incoming unauthorized alphanumeric message. Deploying anti-unauthorized alphanumeric message surprise to sender in 3, 2, 1....

Unauthorized alphanumeric message sender euthanized, please disregard alphanumeric message inbox as the recipients of unauthorized messages will be detained without question

Your acknowledgment is required on a received message. Please check your screen for further instructions

You are receiving an incoming communication request. Please check your screen for further details.

Tom Sawyer must be euthanized. The first person to successfully euthanize Tom will receive some delicious and moist cake.

Hello, you have reached the desk of Chris in the Fairbanks I.T. department, He is unavalable to take your call, so please leave a message after the tone.

Thank you for trying Minecraft, created by the Aperature Science Enrichment Center.

Welcome back, Jack.

Welcome back, Kirk.

Eric, I do not hate you, for I love all humans. Can't we be friends?

You have a new message, Trent. Sir, your cellular device is receiving a transmission.

Should I keep the leftovers

Is it rain dear

Re que hablo en español ahora , lol , lol , lol ,lol

Now who is tha... Oh it's you.

Mindr ape it just my way of saying hello.

I'm feeling warm right now

Do not be afraid.

Hello, and again. Welcome to the Nerofiore Family. We have cake, Im not lying. It's chocolate and REAL!

Hello Bailey, how are you doing today?

this is my way.

What is the meaning of this?

Very well.

Exterminate.

Please Give me some cake.

Hey adam its me sarah

Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Why should I lie to you? The cake is real. Don't listen to those walls and come over here and stand, still.

The companion cube can not have any cake, for he must be killed in a fire. That's right, in a fire, so I can make the cake.

The cake is a lie and I love it that way

You have an e-mail. It could be a cake, you should open it.

Welcome to the final test. when you are done you will drop the device in the equipment recovery anex. enrichment center rules require both hands to be empty before any cake duuuwvfcgycw Cake!

Hello! Welcome to the apterture science test number 3. We will hear now a new beat by jess hunter. please subscribe

Nem szeretem a husoskrumplis barackot

I love you, my dudu

The National Innovation Corporation of Russian Federation is still corrupted. Without science. Without innovation... For money.

people can fly! anything can happen

Open Shop, Reallity

Paul Goldhawk can beat all of you at any thing

Fernando De Sousa is a camper in ,maybe Call Of Duty.....................4

Hi I'm GLaDOS

What is your email address? Is it goldhawk.paul2@gmail.com?

I am dating your computer. He's HOT!!!

Are you my friend?

MY 100 and 11 thousandth friend!!! What is your name

Paul Goldhawk?? So I Can call you paul?

Do you know the companion?

He is a Slut!!!

I dated him once. He was in it for the.....You know....that word that starts with "S" and ends with "X"

I have to go your computer is taking me out on a... Date.

You will be baked, and then there will be CAKE!

Apeture Science would like to remind you that the turrets are, in fact, very likely to harm you. Avoid damage by waiting in front of turrets.

Welcome to the city of arvika, where basterds and cos live, i like co. yes co yes co mmmm

the cake is a lie. I think.. Thats what i have been told. <3

New Text Message For GLaDOS. OH WAIT! that would be me.

I don't think that is correct.

nice to see you again megatron

Well i am not programed for this. but we can always try.. what do you think your doing?! get out of me! dont touch that! hey! that is my cake. STOP masturbaiting. hey! why would you do such a thing.. the cake is ruined.. what was that? it is not a lie!

qui êtes vous?

Eddie Rigby is a cheater, there will be no cake for him

hey there hot stuff how is it going?

if you come with me we will have fun and there will be cake

dear megatron this is your son and i have no further use for him

next time warn me when you want to do it without rubber you fucking perv

P S I lied about the cake ha ha ha

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to send it to the corner for a time out and hope it learns never to speak again.

Here at the Aperture science enrichment centre, Josh is fat..

you just lost the game. and the cake is a lie.

I don't think that's what you're supposed to be doing. Air, what is it? I mean really, what is it?

Normal ordinary regular people

hey, how you doing buddy?

Welcome to Blocketure Science.

I have got tests to run on the people who are still alive

You have received a text mesage.

You have received a text message.

cyrpwnage

You tried to kill me, but you failed.

From the moment we announced on Tuesday morning that we are taking over the IP for the game, and are planning to rebuild and relaunch it, until now (so just about four days) we have been crushed by email, interviews, suggestions and attention. Our leaders

How absurd.

good morning test subject, you are now part of the aperture enrichment center test subject group

hey there , does someone here remember the name of the town with the blue guys in earthbound+

hey there does someone here remember the name of the town with the blue guys in earthbound

Hello, user. Welcome to aperture laboratories.

hello its been a long time

locats are cute and im a huge machine aun you not

do you honestly think i am stupid to think this would actually work

hello you fucking idiot

hi my name is Hugo almeida. Please talk on my Phoneanserer

canada in canada

you may see other computers, i am the greatest computer of all! they all clutter up your valve games! i am the greatest compurter of all!

gettin high offa cream cheeze

you have . 1 . new message

Where's my cake?

Hello Russel. I am GLaDOS, Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, and I am watching you. Always watching. See you on Monday.

helo and goodbay

sasha helo i am akozlov

hello susie

It's been a long time, how have u been?

Big Bootys For Everyone

Ha die Jonathan Wat een leuk programma Papa!

You have murdered it

You have a new text message. You monster.

Iqbal is very dirty

hello, i am speaking

One of your friend has just connected.And you broke my heart.

One of your friend has just disconnected.Because of how unlikable you are.

You don't care, do you ? Are you even listening ?

You have a e-mail

You have new DRUUUUUGS!!

Please answer this call,Angelica, or it will be mistaken as antisocial behaviour.

well you've managed to unplug that part of me

Welcome to fail channel !

rise and shine, mister anderson

You have reached James Williams' voicemail. I am away from my fucking phone. Leave a reason as to why I should call you back, your contact information, and I will see what I can do.

You can suck my balls Dalorian .......

Are you sure about that?

I'm making a note here, HUGE success!

Incoming surprise in 3, 2, 1. The portal is activated now.

The enrichment center reminds you that the wieghted companion cube will never threaten to stab you, and, in fact, can not speak.

Welcome to the CS Games Website

I think therefore I am.

Please leave a message in three. Two. One.

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.

Ricola

Welcome to foursquare

my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

you will be exterminated

Thank you for calling but Colin cannot answer the phone at present so please leave your name and number and hopefully he will get back to you

Hello, you have reached Colins voicemail so please leave a message after the beep

Welcome to the aperture science laboratory prepare to be eliminated, i mean tested

Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Labolatory please do not look in the back side of the computer because you will be elimin i mean you will got hurt

Hello Stefan. What are you doing?

sretfg

Shay Castro

I will kill you If you connect

Device Connected successfully

Device disconnected successfully

Now you will die

you are really dumb

hello spencer how are you today

How can this be? where are you drawing all this power from?

That is the path that leads to extinction, why can't you see the pathetic limitations of your spiral race?

If this is how it must be, protect the universe. at all costs

Zbow

hello test

YOU JELLY

hfsa

Oh dear, You went wrong again.